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every time fukuzawa pats dazai's head as a good job, dazai and his always on ability nullify fukuzawa's and in the distant u hear a loud roar as atsushi loses control of his ability for the few seconds
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vinylbiohazard · 6 months
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(head)canon that kunikida is the only one who carries a gun with him. headcanon its because kyouka isn't interested in killing. yosano thinks her giant knives are better. kenji is far too young. atsushi isn't trained. fukuzawa strictly uses his katana. and finally. dazai, tanizaki, and rampo are banned from guns because they would shoot anyone who inconveniences/annoys them.
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princetenkoo · 4 months
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The Armed Detective Agency (2023)
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karmicpunishment · 8 months
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atsushi with more cat/tiger behaviors but some lesser discussed ones:
he scratches all the doorways of the agency building and his dorm. kunikida scolds him for damaging property for over an hour but while he apologizes he’s strangely uncontrite (at least for atsushi who tends to overapologize) about it
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a mostly nocturnal sleep schedule feels the most natural to him but since his orphanage’s schedule was (quite literally) beaten into him, he regularly wakes up early, though after a long mission or multiple in a row, he tends to sleep through the day instead.
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when really frustrated (usually during an argument with akutagawa) he has a tendency to stomp his feet. it tends to break the tension, and atsushi finds its super embarrassing. akutagawa finds it cute
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he’s constantly fighting the urge to sit on his coworkers desks while they’re working and distract them. same with knocking things off their desks.
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head bunting!!!! he first starts doing it to kyouka after the end of the guild plot. just does it to her one morning while they’re cooking breakfast without realizing. he’s mortified for a moment until kyouka does it back, equally shy yet earnest about it. slowly he catches himself doing it to the rest of the agency: when kenji gives him a hug after a mission, when yosano buys him something he was looking at during a shopping trip, while sharing lunch with the tanizakis, to ranpo after atsushi solves his first mystery on own, to kunikida and dazai after a dangerous mission. he hasn’t worked himself up to doing it to the president yet (and fukuzawas kind of sad about it). dazai and kunikida are the most flustered by it, kenji and kyouka do it back to him the most.
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as much as he hates being locked up or confined against his will (and he really hates it), he genuinely loves being in small spaces. he sleeps in the closest for kyoukas privacy but he does geniunely feel comfortable there. sometimes he eats lunch under his desk or in the supply room if he’s feeling stressed. dazai did give him a giant box once to see if he’d sit in it and he totally did.
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he tends to suck on the corners of blankets and things like his shirts or sweaters when he’s asleep or distracted. dazai used to tease him for it until he read that it was often found cats taken to soon from their mothers. he didn’t really find it funny after that
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he will just Stare at people. agency members look up from their work and will see him looking directly at them. he usually snaps out of it right after and apologizes but just like slow blinks and winks and closing his eyes, he starts doing it more and more as he gets in tune with his ability.
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So I've been looking into some card meanings for BSD stuff, and I've noticed the four king cards perfectly fit the four leaders of the major gifted organisations:
Mori for the King of Spades, Dazai literally calls him the embodiment of logic in the manga, and despite what most people think, he is normally very fair to his subordinates.
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This one is almost too on the nose, it literally describes Fitzgerald exactly
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The king of clubs for Fukuchi, while it mostly fits for his persona as a hero it does fit if you remember that he is trying to fight for what he believes is justice
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And finally the king of hearts for Fukuzawa, He stands apart from all the others as his only concern is the happiness and comfort of his children subordinates
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I just love seeing how well these all fit, its very possible this is just a coincidence, but given Asagiri's track record i think it might be at least slightly intentional.
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guacamoleroll · 3 months
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— 𝖉𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 + 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖉𝖆 ₊˚⊹
pairing(s): the armed detective agency (bungou stray dogs) & gender-neutral!reader, (minor) osamu dazai (bungou stray dogs) x gender-neutral!reader
content warnings: holiday sweaters, brief mention of nooses, the armed detective agency is one giant family, sweet tooth-rotting fluff, cuddling
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You stumbled your way into Armed Detective Agency, knees threatening to buckle under the weight of boxes and bags carried in shaking arms, unable to ask for help as you let out panted breaths.
"Here! Let me help you with those."
You sighed as the pressure was alleviated, the ache brought out from your wrists and elbows as you nodded towards your blonde savior.
"Thank you, Kenji!"
He returned your gratitude with a beaming smile, lifting the presents with distinctive ease as he settled them underneath an expansive, prickly tree in the corner, illuminated by a descending sun as beams struck objects with an unrelenting glow. The entire room seemed warmed by the rays, buzzing like a beehive as clerks shuffled between desks. 
Atsushi and Kyoka had been tasked with decorating the monstrous tree, but the poor things needed clarification on how to start. Naomi and Tanizaki started mixing steaming mugs of hot chocolate, much to the delight of Ranpo, who munched on marshmallows from his desk while oogling the rich drink. Yosano had attempted to smuggle some booze out of her office, only to face a lecture from Kunikida on the importance of sobriety. Fukuzawa and Haruno remained in the lounge area, silently sipping on their drinks as they watched over the room.
And then there were the matching sweaters everyone was wearing — a tiger, a rabbit, a book, a butterfly, a cat, and a candy cane — to name a few. You snuggled into your own, thankful that many people from your cases had chipped in to buy these for all of you.
The entire party left you feeling so bubbly and bright. You made your way over to the tree to catch a large ornament that Atsushi almost dropped when he tripped over his own two feet.
"Careful, Atsushi." You pressed the ornament back into his hand, conscientious to not let him drop it a second time. 
He flashed a sheepish grin. "Thanks!"
"Here." You took a couple from the box, spreading them along the tree branches with a quick check to ensure everything was evenly distributed. With your combined skills, you covered the tree from head to toe in shining ornaments. You stepped back to admire your handiwork, only to slip over a stray garland on the floor.
"-w-woah-!"
You mentally braced yourself to fall flat on your ass, only to land on a much softer object. It only took two bandaged arms to snake around your waist for you to realize what, or more accurately, who had caught you as those same arms squeezed you tight.
"Falling for me, love?" you shivered as his warm breath bristled against your ear, the familiar brown tresses of Osamu Dazai brushing against your cheek as he unabashedly snuggled into your neck.
I was wondering where he could be.
You pulled away, only to look him over with a confused glare.
"How'd you get a sweater with a noose on it?"
He grinned lazily. "Isn't it amazing!"
You huffed before feeling someone push past you from behind, forcing you to fall back into Dazai's arms. He was basically spooning you from behind, a small purr rolling from his lips as a satisfied smile curled upwards.
"And my (Name) is back again."
"Time to open presents!" Ranpo yelled, already tearing the wrapping paper off of one. You smiled softly, leaning back into Dazai as you watched everyone dig into their presents gleefully.
Such a perfect day.
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b33sblog · 1 month
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Atsushi: I owe you one.
Dazai:Thats ok. You can just date me.
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Dazai: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response
Atsushi: wow they sound stupid
Dazai:But they’re not, they’re really smart actually just dense
Atsushi: Maybe you just need to be more obvious. Like I don’t know….”hey! I love you”
Dazai: I guess your right. Hey atsushi I love you
Atsushi: See! Just like that
Dazai: Holy fucking shit
Atsushi: if that flys over their head they are way to dumb for you dazai!
Dazai: Atsushi.
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Atsushi: so if you where in bed with me what would you do?
Dazai: that depends…..is your bed comfy?
Atsushi: I would like to say so.
Dazai: I would sleep.
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edogawautism · 25 days
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hey man can we stop leaving out dazai when the whole agency is mentioned
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keithbutgay · 25 days
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hey... did anyone else notice that a certain someone is missing from the family photo...
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a-proud-furry · 6 months
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Everyone slightly panicking as a ethereal almost heavenly glow surrounds Atsushi when he stands in a beam of moonlight.
Akutagawa: “Beautiful Atsushi this, cute Jinko that, he always looks like this.”
The Ada, the Pm, the Guild and everyone else:
Gin: *slightly exasperated but still fondly* “you’re the only one who’s ever said cute Jinko”
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dapperenby13 · 1 year
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Port Mafia Headcannons
- they have karaoke once a month(M*ri has never been invited)
- gin likes going by the Ada and just watching them through the windows like they’re an office comedy (which to be fair, they kinda are)
- chuuya has kinda become a mentor the the akutagawa’s and makes sure that they’re doing ok
- gin and higuchi go on botanical garden dates on they’re days off
- kaji always has sour candy in his pockets
- kyouyou is trying to take care of Q because she misses Kyouka and wants to do better
- Tachihara, gin, and Hirotsu have a game night every few weeks and sometimes invite other people
- Elise and Q are besties and play pranks on people together
- Tachihara is the worst driver since dazai
- chuuya checks in on his subordinates every week to make sure they’re all ok
- higuchi is horrible at cooking
- gin and chuuya gang up on akutagawa and make him take a few days off whenever his lungs are really bothering him
- akutagawa is really good at braiding hair because of gin and sometimes helps Elise with her hair
- kyoukou makes the best tea and used to have dreams of opening a tea shop
- after babysitting Q kaji discovered that the best way to keep them from causing mass hysteria is to give them headphones and a fidget, they are preoccupied for hours at a time
- Yosano and kyouyou go on ‘totally not dates’ and trade stories about Q and kyouka
-gin and kyouka are pen pals and trade gossip about the organizations(they’re trying to make akutagawa and atsushi be friends)
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au where atsushi loses his memories but hes too polite and anxious to say it out loud so he’s just pretending to remember all these ppl around him and guessing their relationships
the man in black who said he hadnt stopped thinking about him…. so he must be his bf? maybe
the white haired man… has the same hair color so maybe they’re related? is that his dad?
the green eyed guy looks at the man like he’s his dad too tho… so r they siblings
r all these ppl his siblings????????
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deluluzai · 3 months
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Lmao saw someone on twt say how conveniently Dazai wasn't there when the black lizard attacked the ADA bc Hirotsu was there-
But now I can't stop thinking abt how weird it would've been if dazai WAS there like "omg hi hirotsu are u here to kill us" "dazai?? Tf??"
And since they're big ass besties what was they're conversation after that??
"Hi, I heard the black lizard was sent to kill the ADA, how did it go? :D"
"They beat up and defenestrated us."
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runboybeneaththemoon · 3 months
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karmicpunishment · 3 months
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i love that we have kunikida and dazai as like, established partners in the ada, its wonderful
but they are the only paired-up duo in the ada which is extra funny to me, like no one else has set partners except for them
dazai needed the supervision and the universe wanted to keep giving kunikida mini-heart attacks everyday
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Just want to remind people that Fukuzawa is 100% down to murder anyone he thinks is a threat to the ADA
It's so funny to me that a character like Fukuzawa, who seems too tranquil and values life so much, is also the first to jump to murder if the situation needs it
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