#so hot bitch wanna peg you

[kissdabi]

fuck me like you mad at me, baby!

౨ৎ f!reader, degradation, hatefuck, semi public sex

katsuki bakugo can’t stand you. he hates being inferior, it’s no surprise, really. ever in his high school days, he’d been extremely competitive, especially when it came to deku. now that he’s a big hero with even bigger reputation, though, he claims that he had overcome his constant need to feel superior — but he’d be lying if he said his co-worker didn’t get on his nerves. you, one of the strongest and well known in the industry, who also happened to work under the same company, were always so quick-witted, running your smart mouth to taunt him every chance you get. god, he’s hated you since the day he laid eyes on you.

he’s sure knocking you down a few pegs won’t hurt.

your company had sent you, along with katsuki, to take care of some villain who showed up not long ago. with a final blast of your quirk, the reporters rushed up to interview you. “dynamight’s here, too. say hi! he didn’t do much, though, he’s kinda-”

“-weak, right?”

katsuki had dragged you to the nearest corner, caging you against the wall and smashing his lips onto yours. he’d occasionally pull away, only to grumble about how annoying you are, how you didn’t need to embarrass him in front of everyone, how your pride will be the death of him.

and now, he’s taking you in an alleyway.

“you look much better like this, y’know. getting fucked dumb,” the firm grip he has on your hips will definitely bruise the next morning, but you don’t pay any mind, too occupied with the plunges of his hips against yours. “you love this cock, yeah? love it when it’s deep in that pretty lil’ pussy?”

“aww, where’s the mouthy little bitch gone, hm? you seen her?” he scoffs, and you swear you could hear the smirk through his words. you hate him, him and his stupid, stupid cocky tone, him and his stupidly handsome face that you wanna kiss so bad— but no, you can’t do that right now, not when he has your cheek planted on the concrete, his hand slotted on the back of your head to keep you from lifting it.

“fuck you.”

“yeaaah, ‘m workin’ on it,” his ridiculously large hand reaches out to your neck, wrapping four of his fingers around it while his thumb slips in your mouth. he pulls your head back from the bricks your cheek was previously smushed in, his hot breath hitting your ear.

“y’really gotta keep that attitude in check unless you want me to fuck it right outta you every. damn. time. that’s the only way to get you ta shut up, isn’t it? fuckin’ slut.”

#bakugo x reader #bakugo smut #bakugou x reader #bakugou smut #mha x reader #mha smut #katsuki x reader #katsuki smut #bakugo katsuki x reader #bakugo katsuki smut #my hero academia x reader #my hero academia smut

[nonuify]

hiii <3 can u write something about pegging hoshi 🤭🤭

ᝰ.ᐟ 🏹 — K.SY ; ! boss’s secret

nsfw is included ! minors do not interact 18+. marriage au! [ smut ] ꩜. | wc ; 1.3k

“ the big bad boss infront of everyone gets down on his knees for his wife & begs her to fuck him behind close doors. “

you were at a celebration party for your husbands company because their stocks & sales went up by a lot or at least you thought like that.

but you didn’t give a fuck, you were pissed off scratch that, you were furious, why you may ask?

well your loveliest husband was with that shit of a secretary he had, you hated her from the start, she was too touchy & friendly for your liking & now she’s crossed the line by touching his biceps telling him how strong he is & being all giggly.

now normally soonyoung was a bit of a cocky boss, not liking anything or yelling out wrong doings of his employees he was… you could say bitchy. he would push her off always but tonight he was making you jealous & you knew why.

three hours ago ᯓᡣ𐭩

“soonyoung darling can you zip my dress?” you yelled out from your well decorated bedroom, hearing hoshi’s footsteps coming up to assist you, “you ready ba-, wow you look really… hot, love” you giggled, kissing his cheek then turning your back “thank you baby but we really should be going wouldn’t wanna be late do we now?” you looking at your handsome lover through the mirror, expecting him to zip you up, he didn’t.

expect he snaked his arms around your waist, head on your shoulder “orr we could be late & do something more fun” he cheekily smiled “soonyoung, as much as I want to, we need to attend early, it’s your company’s party after all” replying touching his hand that was resting on your waist “but you said it, it’s my company I can do whatever I want whenever” he kissed your neck “and you be my good boy & listen to me” he spoke up once again “but y/-“.

“no soonyoung you need to patient” you warned, he zipped up your dress defeated & sulked, who would’ve guessed that the big bad boss would be sulking after being denied by his wife?

present time ᯓᡣ𐭩

now here you are, almost breaking the fizzy champagne glass in your hand, while observing your husbands doings.

oh you’ll have him at his knees back home, “just you wait soonyoungie” you thought, having enough of that bitch who was clinging to your husband, you clicked away with your louboutin heels, “hello ms.song” faking a smile to the secretary “hi mrs.kwan” she bowed a little “if you don’t mind I need to take my husband for a bit” you emphasized at husband a little too bit, intertwining your hands with him.”

“what’s up baby?” he acted innocent asking while tilting his head “we’re going back home, since you’ve decided to act like a whore all night.” you snapped at him, sending shiver to his spine, he was excited but you weren’t gonna give his satisfaction so easily.

dragging him out the huge venue, he excused himself throwing a quick excuse saying you weren’t feeling well.

the ride home was dead silent, his cock was throbbing he found it so fucking hot how you were angry at him, your dress that made you look ethereal like a goddess he wanted to worship you like you’d deserved but he knew back home you’d punish him till you’re satisfied & he’s willing to give you that satisfaction.

finally.. you guys arrived at your home as soon as your closed the doors you spoke “ you go wait on the end naked till I’m done” he never went so fast to bedroom till now.

you took your time taking off your make-up, wanting to leave him all naked & needing more meanwhile soonyoung was naked waiting on the bed, he was desperated he wanted you, needing you to plunge into him so bad.

after all he was all worked up with all the planning & work, just needed his pretty wife to fuck him, he knew he fucked up but he didn’t expect you to be this mad, sooner or later you came into the room with only your white matching undergarments, “please please fuck me y/nnie” he whined “you know you have a lot of confidence thinking I would do it so easily” mocking him “play with yourself till you cum then I’ll think about it” you then added, huffing he didn’t like your suggestion but obliged.

his back facing the wooden headboard of your bed, hands beginning to stroke his angry shaft squeezing the tip then stroking up & down, his breathe sounding heavy, throwing his head slightly back then letting out a breathy moan.

looking at you with sultry eyes, you can’t lie you are dripping wet, sitting on the velvet couch you’ve had infront of him, hands sliding from your chest then back, finally you slid your hand in your panties rubbing your clit.

soonyoung widen his eyes at such a view, pouting while still giving himself a handjob “you’re such a meanie” he whined “if you want to fucked, then make yourself come & show me how your my good boy, slut.” you said cursing after words loving the feeling of your fingers, you soon enough slid your fingers in your cunt, then moaned “f-fuck baby soonie like what you see?” you giggled as you’re submissive lover fasten his pace then jerked upwards, you found it cute how you drove him crazy.

you know he’s close by his actions & you were close too, your cute soonyoung came all over his chest, by the sight of him you came almost instantly.

“please please fuck me” he begged & chanted you walked to him to where he was sat “aww your so cute like this” you put your hands around his neck “how about you get the strap baby hmm?” you whispered, kissing his forehead that was covered with his black locks.

getting the strap, you wore it then spoke up saying “cmon baby ass up, face down” he obeyed happily, because he was finally getting what he wanted, the sight of his ass infront of you made you drool, how was he so perfect? “y/n need you now” your poor baby boy needed you to fuck him badly & who are you refusing, god you’d loved him so much to do so.

you got the lube that was in the drawer of your nightstand, squirting it on your fingers “darling this might hurt a bit” you said slipping the digits into his pink hole, grubbing the sheets he let out a bunch of moans & words you couldn’t understand, but he definitely liked it.

scissoring his hole to stretch it out, but also teasing him by pulling out your fingers then letting them in once again “you like it baby?” you asked having a cocky smile & he just squirmed.

pushing his head more into the mattress, finally you pulled out your fingers out of him then replacing it with the big lengthy strap inserting it little by little so your darling boy could adjust to it, “l-love please move” he spoke out “of course doll” you replied fastening your speed to his request.

“m-mm f-fuck !!” he almost screamed out, slapping his ass marking it red, oh how you adore marking him “yeah you like when I ruin you don’t you doll hm?” spanking his ass once again “y-yes b-baby only love from you” “yeah you do, you only belong to me soonyoungie?” he just screaming yes !.

one of his hands moving to his red angry cock stroking it roughly & fast trying to match up your speed, he was in an euphoric state by the way you were, banging his ass, loved the way you stretched him out.

he knew how matter how he riled you up, he knows he’ll only be loyal to you & only to you his lovely dominant wife.

after more thrusting into his tiny little hole, he broke down “mphhh!! y/nnie gonna cum” he barley said it with how he was overwhelmed by the amount of pleasure he felt “oh my baby soonie cmon baby do it let it out for me”.

he came, orgasm splatting all over the bed sheets, he layed down on the bed now facing you face to face after you pulled out of him, taking the strap off you layed next to him cuddling him.

“like that doll?” you asked caressing his cheek “mhmm” he replied “you’ve learned your lesson right?” asking once again “i did my love” he kissed you “now let me eat you out as a special thank you” he continued smirking devilishly going down on you almost instantly.

oh how you were lucky with such a lover the one & only soonyoung.

! 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ thank you for reading >ᴗ< !! i really hope you enjoy this, this is so bad 😭

#soonyoung smut #hoshi smut #hoshi x reader #hoshi x you #soonyoung x reader #soonyoung x you #seventeen smut #seventeen x reader #seventeen x you #seventeen scenarios #soonyoung scenarios #hoshi scenarios

[savepc2023]

Do they have rizz?

🤨📸

Robin: Yes. A hundred times yes. Students see them walking by and they swoon. Specifically, they've got that 'girl/boy next door' rizz. Everyone (and by everyone I mean the more wholesome of the bunch because let's be honest most of them are downright nasty) wants to kiss their dimples.

Whitney: Well... yes and no? They have charisma, but it's more of aaaaa uh. Like they make an lasting impression. And maybe if they were nice they'd be somewhat on par with Robin. But they're not so all they got going for them is they're rough and sexy and people are into that. But in terms of romance? Hell no. No one wants to get with them like that.

Pure Sydney: Yes but to only a select few: The ones that have a certain type, which iiiis 'pure awkward baby girl/boy that is considered a role model'. Because to be honest if you're not one of those people you'd probably be a little scared and a bit annoyed of sydney tbh. Especially if you're a bit of a mischievous student bc what if they tell on you or smth??? nah. And plus they have a killer glare that just screams 'gtfo my way'.

Corrupted Sydney: The rizziest of them all. The rizzanator. The rizzly bear. The three rizzketeers. They are so hot and for what. With proper communication with pc (if they're dating), they openly flirt with literally everyone. Innuendos thrown into the air and suggestive pick up lines whispered huskily....lord. But that's about as far as it goes, they love leaving people hot and bothered just to sneak off with you to tickle your neck with kisses.

Kylar: Hear me out. Hear me out. Now you might think they have ZERO rizz and YOU'RE RIGHT. THEY HAVE ZERO. ZILCH. NADA. BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GIVES THEM RIZZ. THEY'RE PATHETIC AND SOME PEOPLE(me) LOVE THAT. Except the people that take an interest in them are too afraid to approach them lest they transfer some of his encounters with bullies to themself. Either that or it's purely sexual like they just want to fuck them and toss them aside.

Avery: N.....no. They're hot as fuck, don't get me wrong but that's....about where it ends. Unlike Whitney, nobody even wants to fuck them because uhhh bad attitude. Also most of the town seems to be into obedient subs? So yeah. Like their arrogance, their bitchy-ness, their pride and how pretentious they come across..........ew. But yeah, no bitches no rizz and definitely no head. (I'd still peg them tho)

Eden: No. He looks hot but he's too scary for that to give anyone confidence to strut up to him. Also there's almost no one to rizz up when you're living deep inside the woods in a cabin. There's a reason the only time he got a bitch was because they developed stockholm syndrome.

Alex: Yes<3 Similar to Robin in a way but unlike with them when people feel at ease and comfortable, with Alex you feel energized. Like you just wanna fuckinf chase eachother and end up tackling the other and just make out in the open. Like oughhh he is so sexy and cute. Save a horse, ride a farmer.

#🖤journal #degrees of lewdity #dol #robin the orphan #dol robin #whitney the bully #dol whitney #kylar the loner #dol kylar #sydney the faithful #sydney the fallen #dol sydney #avery the businessperson #dol avery #eden the hunter #dol eden #alex the farmhand #dol alex

[sugawarassoulmate]

First time pegging loser!kuroo 👀

kuroo should be pegged for his birthday 😤

words: 402 cw: fem!reader, pegging, handjobs, name-calling, making kuroo cryyyyy, minors dni 🔫

you loved that kuroo was stronger than you. how he could easily pin you down and fuck you until you were shaking. even if he was a timid loser afraid of his own shadow, he could throw you over his shoulder if he pleased.

despite all that, you were still able to bring him to his knees and get his face red, hot, and stained with tears. he was nervous when you brought up the idea. kuroo didn't think you'd be into something like that but it's completely in line with that part of you that needs to be in control.

"you gonna cum, loser? make a mess all over yourself?" you have him on his back, knees bent and pressed against his stomach—a position he's had you in hundreds of times before. kuroo's cock is hard and leaking, bouncing against his stomach with each of your thrusts.

he pathetically tried to jerk himself off in time with your movements but you slapped his hand away, threatening to tie him up if he continued.

"oh fuck, fuck, baby," he whines, drool oozing from the side of his mouth. "baby, you have to touch me, please!" kuroo's hands twitch, not knowing what to do with themselves as he fights the urge to fist his cock until he cums.

it would be so satisfying to make him cum untouched but you wanna feel him reach his high. "guess i have to do everything for you, huh?" with a soft hand, you stroke his cock, slamming your hips harder into his tight, virgin ass. "you like getting fucked, don't ya, tetsu?" it's hard not to laugh when he nods. you wish everyone could see what a little bitch boy you've turned him into.

"can i cum, baby, p-please, can i cum?"

"god, just cum already. m'tired of hearing you whine,"

kuroo shoots hot ropes of cum against his stomach, crying your name the entire time. you don't slow down until he's milked of every last drop. he fucked out gasping as stray tears run down his cheek. kuroo whines when you pull the toy out of him, his hole red and puckered.

"come on, loser, let's get in the shower," you say after giving him a few minutes. you'll get him all nice and clean like he does for you. maybe you'll even sit on his face afterward so he can return the favor.

©sugawarassoulmate 2022 all rights reserved- please do not repost/translate my work on other platforms!

#haikyuu smut #haikyu smut #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo smut #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro smut #kuroo tetsurou smut #tetsurou kuroo x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyu x reader #🍑 #🍑kuroo #loser!kuroo

[slamminslamminmcgill]

*me convincing you, like how a jester would entertain a king, into writing more boypussy insert fics about any hot dilf in your roster* “how is thou feeling now sire?!”

im feeling like i wanna get fucked in the ass so you’re getting joel and butt stuff have fun

warnings: anal, rimming, dp, ass to pussy (do not try this at home), toys, ass to mouth, poppers, daddy kink

anatomical terms: cunt/pussy

joel miller is an absolute buttslut

HOWEVER

only as a top. he will take any chance he gets to take his partners ass: with his tongue as it’s slipping and sliding all up and down your dripping slit, with his thumb as he takes your cunt doggystyle, or even with his own cock busting you open for him

but he will never let you reciprocate. you can beg all you like,

“man, it’s not fair, this is bullshit. how come you can play with my ass but i can’t play with yours?”

“because i’m a top and you’re a needy little cocksocket.”

welp. can’t argue with that. the more you tease him about it, though, the more time he thinks it over. he doesn’t like rewarding brats, but eventually he gives.

“y’know what? fine. you got five minutes. make ‘em count, cause y’aint touchin’ my ass again.”

that turns out to be a lie bc uh oh surprise surprise it feels good

and from then on he loves it and will take the initiative.

you’ll be on your knees getting throatfucked by him and then he rips you off, spins around, and shoves your face in his ass with no warning. you try to push back bc you’re caught off guard, and he says,

“what? ain’t this whatcha wanted, boy? you’d been begging me all this time to lick my ass. well, now i’m givin’ it to ya. c’mon, whore. do your job. stick your tongue up my ass.”

you start licking, lapping at his rim like a dog, and he lets out a rich gravelly, rumbly moan from deep in his chest

“yeeaaahhh, that’s it… good boy… oh, you dirty fuckin’ bitch…”

pegging him is still a bridge too far for him. BUT i think he’ll let you try out beads/plugs on him. also fingering him during a blowjob will have him going crazy.

i know in my heart that this man is PACKING meat. DISRESPECTFULLY hung. which means getting him in your ass can be a bit of an ordeal. but, being the caring, attentive guy he is, he’ll take his sweet time prepping you. he works you open with his fingers (or maybe a plug) and lots of lube. you’re Very slippery once it’s go time. still, though, it’s gonna be tough to get him in.

he hands you a bottle of poppers and tells you,

“take as much as you need, pumpkin. it’ll help open you up for me.”

once you huff enough, he’ll ask, “ready?”. you nod, and he starts pushing in. you wince, naturally, but he’s there to talk you through it.

“i know. i know, baby. it’s okay. you can take it. you can take it… let daddy in, yeah, there you go… look at you, you’re takin’ it so good. daddy’s so proud of you, little guy.”

he’ll start slowly, letting you adjust to the feeling of him in your ass, and once you relax enough, maybe after a few more popper hits, he’ll really get going. he’ll spank you, shove a few fingers in your pussy for some dp action, the works.

sometimes just for shits and giggles, he’ll pull out, spin you around, slap your face with his cock, and say,

“clean your ass off my cock, slut.”

because he has to use a lot of lube on you, you’re VERY slippery. it’s entirely possible that he’ll slip into your pussy on accident. you yelp, and he stops immediately.

“shit. sorry, darlin’. should i-?”

you know it’s bad. you know better. but, fuck, your cunt is clinging to him, crying for some of the attention that your ass has been getting… fuck it.

“i-it’s fine! it’s fine, just-… just keep going, please!”

having been given the greenlight, he’ll just switch back and forth. one thrust in your pussy, then your ass, then your pussy, so on and so forth. it’s wrong. it’s nasty. you know you shouldn’t be doing it, but fuck, your head is swimming in pleasure, both holes a sloppy mess as you cum all over yourself over and over. whatever. you’ll just take some cranberry pills and hope tomorrow doesn’t bite you in the ass.

joel WILL finish in your ass. that’s non-negotiable. if you let him in your ass he’s GOING to breed it. he may also plug his load in you and have you sleep with it in. or go about the rest of your day depending on what time it is.

once he’s done though, he’s hugging you tight and stroking your hair. aftercare god.

“good boy… did so good for daddy… ‘m so proud, baby…”

eventually you have to nudge him off so you can go pee (it’s called harm reduction 😌) but when you’re done you settle back into his arms and it’s like you never left 🖤

#anon #ask #joel miller #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #joel miller imagine #joel miller headcanon #tlou #tlou x reader #tlou smut #the last of us #the last of us smut #the last of us x reader

[arminsumi]

HELLO! You're literally one of the best writers that I've found here on tumblr, you write Eren so good😭, Idk if you're accepting any requests ATM if you're not, just ignore this🙇🏻‍♀️ BUT I HAVE THIS UH THOUGHT, college student Eren x reader likeeeeee Eren is chasing after reader, (Zeke's best friend, they're both also in college) that's all, iloveoyyou

Awh ily too! Ty for your req and kind words!

Puppylike

Oneshot / E. Jaeger

Eren just has this puppylike quality about him. He really likes you and wants to enjoy your company more, but it his brother receives almost all your attention.

Cws; fluff, slight angst, mentions smoking (Zeke), slight jealousy

Notes on reader; gn!

Notes on au; college!au

Puppylike.

That was how you described your best friend's brother. But it was only you who described him like that. I mean, some people called him a vulture, or an arrogant asshole, or a deadpan bitch. The list goes on.

But to you, he was puppylike. Because when he was around you he assumed this role of an adoring-eyed, head-tilted college boy. He trotted behind you and Zeke from lecture to lecture.

One bright day, you visited the Jaeger house. Emphasis on bright; the sun was ruthlessly scalding your scalp while you knocked at the front door. The Jaeger house was... well, not just a house, but an awfully extravagant mansion, its architecture was pleasing to the eye.

"Oh, hey." Eren greeted you when he opened the front door.

He stared at you for a moment, then spoke again. "Uh, Zeke is out right now. Um, wanna come in anyways? He'll be back in an hour."

"Okay!" You beamed up at him.

He stepped aside for you to walk in. God he was tall, he was practically a skyscraper. You two had a hilarious height difference. You couldn't help but laugh whenever he pulled you into a hug and awkwardly smushed your face into your torso.

You and Eren went up to his bedroom on the second floor, and even though he tried hard to maintain his deadpan expression, he let his excitement slip through his eyes and body language. See, he really fucking liked you, but he was too intimidated by the fact that you were his brother's best friend to have actually asked you out.

He idled around his room shyly before you started a conversation.

"Did you get it restrung?" You asked, nodding towards his guitar which rested with its neck against his desk.

"Huh? Oh, oh yeah I did." He replied.

"Then play something for me! C'mon, pretty please?" You asked, pouting after he showed reluctance.

"I haven't practiced in a while..." He mumbled.

"Please?" You begged, more so with your eyes than your voice.

He gave in because of those eyes, those sweetly begging eyes. He was only like this with you. You could have snapped your fingers and he would have been there, at your feet, with whatever you requested, even if what you requested was the whole world.

Eren took his guitar by the neck and positioned it on his thigh. He had such a gentle way of handling things, a manner about him that you could only describe as an 'endearing brunette feeling'.

He strummed a few chords and tuned his guitar accordingly. If only you knew how much he liked you. He refrained from retuning his guitar with Armin yesterday just so that he could retune it with you instead, because he thought you might find it cool that he could do that.

After he fiddled with the pegs, Eren strummed again. His fingers then plucked the strings while you watched. The vibrations of the melodies was so wonderful that you could feel it reverberating deep in your chest; it was one of those ungodly expensive acoustic guitars, one you could have never even fathomed buying.

Eren started playing something familiar, and your ears quickly picked up the notes; it was the acoustic version of your favorite song.

"That's nice..." You praised, letting your eyes flutter shut so you could drift off to the melody. Each vibration of the strings quelled your buzzing nerves.

See, it was a hot day. A melt-your-face-off kind of hot day. Unbearable heat. And yet you still went over to Zeke's house for a study session.

Usually you two studied at the library. But sometimes, to Eren's contentment, it was at the Jaeger house. If Zeke ever notified Eren that you were coming, this is what usually happened;

Zeke would yell from his bedroom, "Eren, Y/n is coming over in about 'ten."

Eren would spring from his bed and scramble the mess.

"TEN MINUTES!? Why didn't you tell me sooner, you dick! I don't even- I don't even look good!" And then he would fuss with his hair in the mirror.

Today, though, Eren averted this crisis because he knew you were coming. He cunningly gave Zeke some excuse to be out of the house so that when you knocked on the door, Eren could be the one to answer it and steal some time with you before your study session.

Eren just always felt like his brother hogged all of your attention and time. When there was an opportunity to steal your company, he seized it in a heartbeat.

So, he sat there strumming a song for you, too shy to speak, but contented to be alone with you.

You opened your eyes to observe him; he was in his natural habitat, hair spilling over his shoulders, clad in that black tank top that drives you crazy. He was so sorely attractive yet so sorely unaware of it, which in some way made him all the more attractive.

Zeke came back home and announced his arrival by making this coughing-yelling noise in the foyer (it's an inside joke between them, who knows what it means). Eren just seemed disappointed that his brother had come back from the store so quickly.

"Anyone home?" Zeke called again, climbing the stairs.

"Oh, we're up here!" You replied.

"Hello hello." He greeted you two, entering Eren's bedroom.

Zeke suggested you have some food and drink before studying.

"I wanna study in your pool." You said, and this caught Eren's attention.

You three were heading downstairs to the kitchen; a very luxurious kitchen, of course... their dad is a doctor.

"You'll get the textbooks wet." Zeke said, but you persisted.

"Dude, it's like ten billion degrees outside today! And you have a pool, and I don't, and I wanna swim!" You complained.

Eren's whole being became shyly muted when Zeke joined your company. But his eyes spoke to you. They blazed so brilliantly for a moment that it captivated your attention. He felt electrified by the eye contact.

Unfortunately, though, your attention was stolen by his brother because he started talking to you. And now all Eren felt was this dull burn of jealousy.

After a quick lunch (and I mean it was just a thrown-together sandwich on your part and a fancy meal on Zeke's part) you three went out back to the pool.

The bright sun made Eren squint, and you just had to check him out; he looked so good already, how could he look even better? You always wondered this, and then discovered that he got hotter each day just like the summer temperatures.

An hour later, his shirt came off and he descended into the pool with you, while Zeke refused to get wet and studied by the edge of the pool on the hot bricks. The heat just never seemed to affect those two like it did for you.

Zeke was trying his best to keep your attention on studying, but you kept going underwater.

"Pay attention, Y/n. They'll ask this stuff in the exam." Zeke sighed.

You laughed, "I'm listening!" You said, then waded to the edge of the pool. Like Eren, you propped your elbows on the hot bricks.

"Hot." You sighed in satisfaction, feeling the coldness of the pool water contrast to the hot bricks.

The smell of chlorine filled your lungs, as well as the Eren's cologne and the smoke that Zeke had lit up. Eren's cologne was the most distinct you've ever come across; it reminded you of a spicy rose.

Your attention slid off of Zeke, and you looked over to your left; and there it was; Eren's puppylike gaze.

He looked up adoringly at you, his eyes all big. They felt like two emerald pools that radiated sensual energy. His brows were heavy, and dark, and they hung over his eyes like a model.

It was such a brief moment, and then Zeke interrupted it.

"Alright, enough messing around. We've got work to do." He said, noticing how yours and Eren's atmospheres almost collided.

You groaned and made a big fuss about it, just to be dramatic. Eren seemed disappointed while climbing out of the pool behind you.

While heading into the house through the kitchen's backdoor, you looked back at him and spoke; "See you later, Eren." You said.

Eren nodded and combed the back of his wet hair. He pursed his lips, almost like it was an effort to keep his feelings from spilling out at you.

"Mmm, yeah."

#🐦 Freedom Boy #eren #eren jaeger #zeke #zeke jaeger #fluff #aot #snk #eren x reader #crush!eren #shy!eren #bestfriend!zeke

[frogchiro]

I wanna wipe Pantalones smug-ass smile off his face by fucking him until he can’t even think. All he can do is just cry and endure the pain.

yes to all of this. go right ahead and do this, the other harbingers and literally his every employee will thank you lol

it's no lie that pantalone is confident, arrogant and smug in the worst ways possible, from the calm but condescending drawl of his deep voice to the false mask-like pleasant smile you see him so often with

he's naturally a tease, his biting condescending, sometimes downright degrading quips and comments drive you crazy but usually you can manage, yet sometimes all the teasing, the comments and all the annoying qualities pantalone has become too much and it's then that you know you need to knock him down a peg or two

tying him up and overstimulating and edging him is the true way to turn this prideful and arrogant dick into a moaning whimpering mess, so don't be afraid to pull out all the stops, he can take it and if he can't? just make him

smut under the cut! gn! reader, heavy nsfw themes, overstimulation, edging

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'a-ah! w-wait love-AH! s-slow down please, y-you're going to break me-! ah fuck!'

pantalone whines pathetically, face bright red from blushing hard, pupils blown wide, his alluring pink lips now bitten red and wet with drool escaping as you continue moving up and down is a torturously slow pace, taking all the time in the world as you slowly take his large red cock to the hilt and grind down until you hear his breath hitch and feel him twitch inside your hole

'oh~? now you're begging for mercy huh? let me make something very clear, love'

you pause your movement which makes him buck his hips weakly and grab his jaw before leaning down. the sudden little change in your position made his cock nudge your sweet spot head on, if it were possible, pantalone's pupils would turn heart-shaped at the sight of you above him, the quiet but pleased noise you made would make him cum on the spot if it weren't for the cock ring sitting tightly wrapped around his base

you kiss your way from his hot cheek right up to his ear before you whisper, sickly-sweet voice that he so often uses making it's way right into his hot ear,

'you were behaving like a little bitch lately, you know that baby? all that teasing and bitching around is making others, including me, crazy y'know? personally i think it's because you so, so frustrated and overworked that you need to let off all that pent up agression, so me being the loving and benevolent lover i'll help you with just that~! so don't worry about finishing early, this is only the beginning love~'

you could see his expression changing rapidly from hopeful to terrified in the most pleasurable way possible, before starting to move again with vigor and listening to your lover's moans and calls of your name

'yes, a very pleasurable long night indeed~'

#thirsts #asks #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin impact fatui #fatui x reader #pantalone x reader #pantalone genshin

[moonrisecoeur]

i have been. debating sending this bc i know i am cringe. op i am so sorry feel free to ignore and delete bc this is just actual pure filth lmfaooo

op i literally think about pegging leon 24/7 its a full time JOB inside my brain i need to peg that man so fucking Bad its not even funny. i know hes so fucking Noisy. i wanna make him beg for my strap, i wanna fucking edge him until hes begging and crying to be fucking ruined. i wanna pretty him up, put eyeliner on him so i can make it run down his face from fucking him so hard. i wanna mark up his neck and pull his hair while i pulverize him. i wanna tell him hes taking it so well and how hes such a good boy, how pretty he looks bent over for me while i fuck his cute ass. i want him to hug me while i praise him bc hes so overwhelmed. tell him how hot it is hearing him moan and whine, encourage him to make as much noise as he wants, itd be cute to watch him try to not pillow bite because hes trying sooo hard to do what you want like a good boy. i want him to be borderline Incomprehensible, voice shaking and cracking as he tells me how much he loves me, how much he loves the way i make him feel. i wanna make him cum untouched. i wanna overstimulate him. i wanna grope his fat tits and milk his dick. i wanna make him watch himself getting fucked. put him in a collar, lingerie, fuck anything-hed be gorgeous no matter what he wears. shower him in kisses and affection and make him feel the most loved he has in his entire LIFE while short circuiting his brain n marking him with bites and bruises for everyone to see.

re2 leon is my fave man he has my heart and god id love to just take care of him. after a long shift i wanna slam him against the door and fuck him while hes still in uniform. make him feel so good. such a whiny cutie. cuff him up and bite his freckles while i fuck him late into the night, clean him up and cuddle him after, make him breakfast in the morning n give him kisses.

re4/re6/older leon is a subby bitch too. just as god damn fine and id do oh so horrific things to him. hed love it so much, not having to think, make decisions, take charge. just let me whatever i want to him. hed get off so hard being under you and told how fucking good, pretty, perfect he is. he needs your approval so fucking bad-its all that poor man wants, god he needs it so BAD. he needs to feel safe and loved and wanted, like this is Critical. id make SURE i fuck him so good he cant even think about his insecurities or problems. and dear fucking lord do not get me started on that slutty waist and button down of his in re6. he's keeping the gloves on while i press his hands into the mattress and bite his arms.

its so fucking funny bc i hc leon as a switch BUT GODDDDD SUBBY LEON MAKES ME FUCKING FOAM AT THE MOUTH LIKE A RABID, FERAL ANIMAL

its not a want it is a NEED

I NEED THIS MAN UNDER ME I NEED TO REARRANGE HIS GUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

guhhh last anon again but now i really cant stop thinkin about sub leon. legit i have so much more to say i just love him so much. theres so much. More. i wanna say but lord. im trying so hard to be normal man 😭😭

first off. hi. hope u had a yummy thanksgiving if u celebrate it and if not i also hope ur having a good day !!

ALSO WTF WHY WOULD I DELETE THIS i literally woke up this morning and checked my tumblr notifs as one does and i literally see this behemoth of an ask and im reading through and im literally screaming bc why is this my internal monologue. like. did u get inside my head or something??? did u steal this from my brain bc i literally think about this approximately 1000 times a day.

i’ll literally be at work and my thoughts be like ughhh i wanna hurt him and make him cry but also want to love him and take care of him but also want to fuck him so so slow and deep i can feel it moving around if i put on hand on his abdomen and then i just spiral and then i remember im making a fuckin caramel macchiato or something >.<

so!! in spirit of our delusion i’m planning to write smthin for u based off of this vibe!! just give me a lil bit 👉👈

BUT TELL ME EVERYTHING TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS I WANT TO HEAR THEM ALL I WANT TO KNOWWWW ‘i have so much more to say’ okay prove it. tell me everything

#upcoming finals are kicking my ass so i’m slowing down for the next two weeks #of course still posting just not as frequently #obvi still answering asks tho bc i love u guys #anon

[danosrosegarden]

Creep - Edward Nashton x Fem!Reader (NSFW)

Contains: panty sniffing, Edward being a pathetic little sub, sex on stream, pegging, spanking, choking, degradation.

Note: dedicated to you freaks. You know who you are. ;)

Edward could drown in the scent of your slick. It was liquid silk, smooth as velvet. It had him under a sparkling, magical spell. He was splayed out on the fluffy blankets of your bed, legs spread wide open, trembling furiously as he stroked himself with a frantic hand. He panted and mewled like a needy kitten as he held your panties to his face and inhaled, long and deep. The splotches of white, sticky slick were like the fluffy clouds of heaven to him. "God, Y/N, I wanna cum..."

His heart slipped from his heaving chest down into his knotted stomach as the bedroom door flew open.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

You had already forgotten what you had come into the room for as you gaped at your boyfriend: flushed cock twitching in the cool air, nipples hard and wet with glossy saliva, eyes oiled over with thick, glistening lust.

"I-I'm sorry!" he blurted, his round cheeks lit aflame. "Y/N, I'm so sorry!"

You would never let him know it, but a burning fire was cracking in the depths of your guts as you watched him scramble to cover himself. "Were you sniffing my panties?"

Edward balled them up in his hand and threw them behind him, his emerald eyes glossing over with searing tears of shame. "I'm so, so sorry!" he blubbered, his face a deep, blistering red.

You stepped towards him and held your hands out, taking his quivering body into your warm arms. "Oh, my sweet boy. It's okay, baby, you're okay." A false sense of security went a long way with him.

He sniveled and looked up at you, moist eyes glittering in the light. "Really? I-It's okay?"

A wolfish grin crept across your lips as your fingers snaked their way into his hair and tugged. "No, actually. I don't think it's okay. I think you're a fucking freak, Eddie," you spat with broiling venom. He whimpered as you pulled on his hair, fat tears dripping on your hot skin.

"Seriously, what a pervert. I can't believe you. Such a disgusting little creep. Were you thinking about me while huffing my scent? Thinking about me while rubbing your nipples?" You reached out to pinch one, and he squealed. "Oh, how to punish you..." Edward let out a quiet whine as you hissed your acid-laced words at him. An idea shone bright as a lighthouse beam in your mind.

"Imagine your viewers watching you sniff my panties, so desperate for me."

His eyes went wide. "No, Y/N, please..."

You stood from the bed and crossed your arms. "Follow me. I've got an idea."

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

What the fuck did I just click on?

Riddlr is this rlly u?

Who's she?

You sat at your desk chair. Your breathing was shallow behind the mask. You felt the rubber become wet with your breath as you watched the comments flood in on Eddie's phone. Besides the mask, you had stripped him completely bare, giving him lazy pumps with a loose hand as he sat still on your strap.

"Hey, guys," your muffled voice spoke. "I'm sure you thought this was going to be yet another video of emotional rambling and promises to cleanse the city."

You grinned under the mask, your smile shimmering with devilish flare. "That's not what's going down today. Your vigilante...your hero...your savior, was caught red-handed today jerking himself off while sniffing my panties."

You couldn't help but watch the eager comments; some wrapped in a whipping whirlwind of pure confusion, others drooling over the spectacle.

Seriously who tf is she?

Wanna see that strap get put to good use!!

Is it weird if I say he has a nice cock? Like damn bro it's so thick...in a heterosexual way of course...

You giggled and tightened your grip on Eddie's shaft, ignoring his pleading whimpers. "Oh, I think they like you like this, baby," you whispered in his ear.

"This is pathetic," he mumbled. "This...this is humiliating!"

"It's your fault, bitch," you spat.

You imagined him under the mask: beaming with sweat, dribbling warm spit, desperate for filling. "Creep," you said lowly. "Little fucking creep."

With that, you grabbed hold his hips and rocked into him once. He groaned, gravely and crackling. "Mmm--more, more, please!"

You dug your fingers into his throbbing scalp and yanked him forward.

"You don't tell me what to do, got that?"

"Y...yes, ma'am."

Damn she's mean. I want her.

You rocked your hips roughly into him a few more times while he cried out, his nails gripping into the desk as he knocked the wood into the wall.

"You like it, you slutty little freak? You love this cock, don't you? Fucking weirdo."

He moaned as he laid his head down on the desk. You grabbed him by the skin of his neck and pulled his face up.

"Nuh uh. You look at the camera, dirty little whore."

He lifted his head up, a gleaming river of drool dripping out from his mask.

"Say it."

He looked to you with saucer eyes, big and wet and pleading. You wrapped your hands around the soft skin of his throat and squeezed.

"Look into the camera and say you're a dirty little whore."

"Fuck you," he hissed, his voice gargling from the pressure.

"Oh? Really? That's how we're playing it? Guess I'll just stop, then." You lifted his hips up and guided your strap out of him. He instantly mewled, and you cackled at his weakness.

"No, please! I'm sorry! I-I'm a dirty whore! I'm your little bitch! Please, please fuck me!"

"There we are," you purred. "Was that so hard?"

Edward growled as you slowly slid back into him and thrusted gently. You reached your hand around and toyed with his cock before picking up the pace.

"Oh, that feels so good," he whined. You grinned and squeezed his shaft.

"It shouldn't. This is punishment," you said before laying a harsh smack on his ass. He cried out and bounced on you faster.

"Disgusting bitch. Disgusting. You love this, don't you?"

He squeezed his eyes shut and nodded wildly. "You're gonna make me cum."

"Hmm, yeah? You gonna make a mess all over my hands? Do it, then. Make a mess. Be a good boy and cum."

He choked out a strangled groan, hot cum seeping from his tip and painting your hand.

Edward panted for a moment before fumbling forward and grabbing the phone. "Alright, alright, you got what you wanted, now I'm ending this thing." He ended the stream and ripped off the mask. You smiled at seeing his face: red hot and luminous with sleek sweat.

You studied the cum glazed across your hand for a moment before grinning.

"Open up, sweet boy. Come get a taste."

#Eli's writing #Danonation #Paul Dano #Edward Nashton #The Riddler #The Batman #Edward Nashton x reader #The Riddler x reader #Edward Nashton x you #The Riddler x you #Edward Nashton x Y/N #The Riddler x Y/N

[badlydrawncronus]

I need him so bad ong I'm going feral, all dignity has been thrown out the window. I wanna peg him, I want him to whimper and moan my name as he slurs out sweet sweet nothings into my ear, I need him carnally, I'm in my knees , begging, crying, I would let him violate me in the worst ways possible. When I tell you I would strip down in a Bunnings for this man I MEAN I will take off ever layer of clothing and peg the shit out of him. I want him to grip and skin and leave lovebites on my shoulder and I want to bleed thick scarlet red from the wounds of his bites and he will drink my oozing blood with a smile. I want to use his horns as a handle bar when I ride him in the back of a pub he works at, hot and bothered, drunk, and high off our minds and desperately clawing at eachothers skin

I want to feel him from the inside, I want to fuck his pathetic clit as he arches his back and screams in pleasure. I want to fuck him while smoking a fat blunt and drinking an overly expensive german whiskey, I wanna pull his hair and hold him tight. I want to get under his skin, I want to watch him bleed as he carves my name into his wrists, I want to fuck him so so bad you don't understand I need him my carnal instincts flourish at the sight of Cronus, he's mine and only mine. Property of rue rose coulstock, I want him so so so so so so so bad. He's mine, my boo, my little bitch boy. I want to fuck him into the Cretaceous period, back to the caves my dude. And even then I would ride him till the modern age. I need him, he needs me. Rue rose coulstock and Cronus ampora, a match made in heaven. We would try poses like missionary, 69, backwards cowgirl, all of them. I we would fuck anywhere and everywhere. We would be hoes for eachother and everyone would know. I need him, I need him and nobody Understands. I feel both love and lust for my one and only Cronus, and the feeling is mutual.

this better be a copypasta.

#writing guy #nsfw????? #i dont know what this is

[clonesupport]

oc tag game!

thank you @socially-awkward-skeleton for tagging me to do this!💖💘

i tag @confidentandgood @sstewyhosseini @detectivelokis @captastra @incognito-insomniac @kyber-infinitygems @strangefable @gayafsatan @galaxycunt @roofgeese @inafieldofdaisies @shegetsburned @bearcina @direwombat and anyone who wants to join!

Favourite OC

even if i have so many oc’s she will always be my first baby, and a baby i love very much TwT🤲✨ even if i haven’t had a ronnie fixation in a while she’s still my bbg and the one oc i’ve been most active about and done the most for so she’ll always hold a special place in my heart as the oc that brought me into this whole “having ocs” life

Newest OC

hehehehehe i’ve been absolutely brain rotting over cod and johnny for like six months now. i haven’t done much with her and i’m barely still figuring out her lord cuz i’m too busy rizzing soap ai and getting rizzed back AHAHAHA. but ugh that sweet baby boy i love him so much i had to create a lovely girly to peg him i mean love him. her call sign is angel, she’s a pilot part of task force 141 of course ;)) johnny and her are my reason to breathe rn fr

Oldest OC

back at it with my snarky bastard ronnie with a soft side for her vicar, i love her so much, i love max sm, i miss tow i wanna fixate on that game again ugh plz brain TwT🙏✨ i made her officially like a year and a half ago, but i started making an inserted character for tow in like late 2019 when the game came out and i discovered it and went eh why not it looks cool, then got absolutely fucking sucked into that shit with a blood pact istg. she’s been around for a hot minute, i only recently started making ocs and now i have so many👁️👄👁️idk how this happened AHAHAHA

Meanest OC

of course it’d be my cultist girly. she’s insane and will do anything for john and has quite the body count of kills👀 it takes a brainwashed crazy bitch to be the meanest woman in my roster😌✨

Softest OC

we all knew it’d be seph lol AHAHAHA one of the rarest personality types i ever give my ocs are soft, she’s a rare soft girl, sam’s a lucky man. made her back in like 2020 when i binged all five uncharted games in like 2.5 weeks….don’t worry about me i had a lot of time on my hands. i actually decided to play all the uncharted games because i saw one photo of sam somewhere and was instantly like 👁️👄👁️WHERE IS HE FROM—- i was dedicated to see this man and i fell in love-

i know amalla is not one i’ve talked about a lot but she’s definitely a soft quiet girly. she does have a feisty side but honestly so does seph lol i cant make an oc without having them adding that big of spice TwT but she’s a sweet girl, i mean she caught the attention and stole the heart of arthur morgan so that must count for something right?🤧✨

Most Aloof/Standoffish OC

another oc i haven’t talked about a lot but she is the most stern and kinda cold one out of all my ocs, ronnie could be a good runner up as well but she’s more smart ass mean than cold mean yenno? kenny’s just known for her resting bitch face and military demeanour. but that don’t mean she ain’t soft at heart🤧🤧🤧it just takes a lot to get there🥹

Dumbest (Affectionate) OC

she’s a clumsy girly, often times quite the all boobs no brain but she’s smart when she wants to be. her job is to be a rockstar and be a good affectionate gf for viktor so she doesn’t exactly have the needs to be smart lol. but when time comes that she needs to be like on a job for example, she’s quite the persistent and hardworking gal, her determination is high but sometimes the bimbo kind of takes over when her smarts aren’t in imminent need

Smartest OC

this girly’s a trained nurse y’all she’s got the brains. even if she is usually the “soft and sweet shy baby girl” she knows her shit. knows her history and has her medical skills. often times the brothers and sully forget she’s actually quite smart until she’s full fledged patching one of them up professionally as she explains to them what she’s doing and what injury they have. she can info barf sometimes when she gets passionate about something, it’s that side of her that sam finds attractive😉😉

it takes certain brains and tactical strategic skills to be an ace pilot. tanya may seem like just some tomboy who’s here for a good time but ya girl has got some brains on her. she got the skills to fly an f-15 and often gets appointed team leader so she clearly knows what she’s doing. she was trust worthy enough to be seen as a good pilot by the soldiers and fellow squad mates hence them giving her the nickname their guardian angel, which turned into her call sign angel. she’s humble and plays it off as no big deal, quite honestly she doesn’t see herself as smart, just hard working. but johnny makes it his mission to remind her she’s incredible, he’s her biggest fan🥹

OC I’d Be Friends With IRL

I RAN OUT OF PHOTO SLOTS—-

imagine there’s banners here TwT🤲

irl i’d definitely get along with ronnie lol. ronnie, marceline and tanya i would say. i’m a clumsy dumbass smart ass and i think i’d get along well with ronnie and tanya by teaming up with them and pick on men AHAHAHA marcy and i have the same taste in music and we both are bimbo’s who can be smart and serious when we need to be✨

#tagged #this was long oof #my ocs #oc: ronnie kana #oc: tanya reya #oc: mateo harlowe #oc: seph wilde #oc: amalla jones #oc: kennedy shepard #oc: marceline kelly

[arcplaysgames]

Me like "WOW THAT'S SO PRETTY, YUSUKE YOU'RE SO TALENTED" until we go to the art exhibition, which goes like

yusuke man psst hey uhhhh do you want a hand

Next time, we FINALLY GET TO GO ON THE LAKE BOATS YESSSSSSSS /claps

Reverie has to row so Yusuke can focus on his sketching. He spots another set of people in an adjacent boat and pegs them as a blooming romantic couple and starts sketching them.

Y U S U K E!!!!!

lmao it turns out they are not a couple, they are brother and sister and are Max Embarrassed at being thought of as otherwise.

We might need to get you a coach on the subject, are you any good at skating? There's this guy, Viktor Nikiforov who might be able to assist you.

I mean I always feel anguish in a church so do you wanna try a portrait of me?

But Yusuke's latest idea is to sketch Jesus in anguish on the cross, and Reverie is gonna be his model.

GOD, CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT

also lmao i am so amused by how bossy Yusuke is, I am serious that I hope the fandom has had some kind of fun with this. Yusuke should boss Reverie around all the time imo.

The comedic timing on this moment is honestly great. Just that sad little pose while Yusuke watches, LMAO.

I mean holding this position is GONNA cause you so goddamn anguish, but it's also going to introduce you to what the sciatica is, boys, so maybe not, lol.

Anyway a priest rolls up like "soooo wtf y'all doin'" and then explains to Yusuke the complexities of the crucifixion and how it wasn't just about pain, blah blah.

Another swing and miss for Yusuke. Honestly, cannot wait for what comes next with him.

Okay like this is obviously a joke, but also it's a sweet moment, because Yusuke is internalizing that the thing he was missing from the anguish of jesus (and BELIEVE ME, it hurts my heathen ass to type that with a straight face) was the hope behind the event. So he pulls the pose again as he says goodnight to Reverie as a sign of "I still have hope" and Reverie doing it back feels like him saying "Me too."

IT'S GREAT, I like Yusuke. I would pay cash money to hear these lines acted out by Mercer, lemme tell you.

Also I am still doing the Temperance arc because I just gotta know what the fuck is going on here. Kawakami keeps getting weird pushy late night phone calls about money and.... seems to be on the hook for her sister's medical bills? Which. Sounds sketch? Is this an adult sister or a younger sibling she's caring for? Why would debt collection be happening like this? Is she involved in shady shit or is she trying to make it sound like she is to garner sympathy (see: money) from Reverie?

I have no idea.

There is this odd moment at the end where she drops her Perky Maid Act to show what seems like genuine concern. The mention of wanting Reverie to stay "healthy" leads me to believe that her sister really is sick, or she thinks her sister is sick?

I cannot believe that the Hot Teacher Who Is Also Maid is more compelling than some of my main party confidant arcs, but here we are.

THERE IS A FUNNY MOMENT RE: THIS where Ryuji drags Reverie out to go fishing at Ichigaya and Kawakami is there and is actually an extremely skilled fisher, and Reverie gets the option to refer to her as "Master" (as in a master fisherman)

AND SHE JUST GIVES YOU A FUCKING LOOK.

like "bitch. I see you."

gdi i think I like Kawakami, what the fuck is this game.

you're my what now

me, who removed Ryuji from the party as soon as Yusuke showed up and hasn't looked back: /sweats nervously

but yeah for real, Junpei and Yosuke you are not, Ryuji, sorry. If anyone is my right-hand, it's Ann. but really it's more like I am Morgana's right-hand, lets be SUPER REAL here.

#p5 #persona liveblog

[slytherinqueen123]

fight club.

-y/n's pov-

"no, no, no. don't you three go get in a fight, it's really isn't a big deal at all." i rush forwards, blocking the door.

draco sneers at me. "move, y/n."

"no!" i exclaim, throwing my arms out so that no one can barge past. "you're not going out there to defend my honour when i don't have an honour to be defended. she just called me a slut. it's not like she threatened to fight me!"

blaise swallows hard and nods. i raise an eyebrow at malfoy and he gives a relatively similar reaction to blaise. the only one who hasn't said anything is theo.

"mattheo? do you understand?" i say coolly. he sighs, rolls his eyes and moves to sit on a chair. the other two follow. "thank you." i add, sitting down across from pansy, who's been watching the whole ordeal.

"hey, when did snape say we had to be-" i'm cut off by scuffling as the boys all get up and run out the door. "HEY! WAI-" i dash after them. theo stops at the door and leans back in.

"you promised!" i whine.

"yeah. i promised to protect you. love you, princess." he winks at me and sprints after the boys.

i flop back down on the couch near pansy, and give her a look.

"you know what's gonna happen? they're gonna get mad and agree to some stupid fight club. then i'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out." i roll my eyes.

"thats why we love you, honey." she jokes. i roll my eyes at her. bitch.

“please, like i don’t fucking know it. you wanna take a guess at how many times a day i get called an attention seeking whore? i have to hide all that from them or every boy in this damn school will have his eyes gouged out if he so much as looks in my direction.” i huff. pansy nods along, sipping a coffee and twirling her hair. she seems like she has all the time in the world for my trauma dumping, so i keep going.

“like, i love them, i really do. we’ve been friends since god knows when, and they’re like my brothers. i just wish they were more… gentle and less fight me, yknow?”

parkinson is still zoned out, absently mindedly bobbing her head every few seconds. i sigh.

“see ya pansy.” i get up and go to my dorm, faintly hearing a, “yeah, bye.”, echoing up the stairs behind me.

• • •

-mattheo’s perspective-

“WHAT?” i roar, backing parkinson up into the corner. “she said WHAT?”

blaise tugs at my collar, slightly pulling me back. pansy cowers in the corner. “i don’t know, that’s just what she told me. she said you guys would kill everyone. i’m sorry, i don’t know more.” she whispers, the joy of being involved with our drama fading away and she watches out faces darken.

“can i go now?” she mumbles, not making eye contact. i step aside and she runs out the common room door.

“fucking snake.” blaise hisses. i turn. “what?” i ask, still turning over the possibility of going out right now and grabbing any guy who i’m suspicious of and demanding answers. “she’s a snake. a sly little one, too.”

draco looks confused, and i doubt i look any better. “why? why is she a snake?”

blaise sighs. “because, y/n would’ve told her all that to get it off her chest, and pansy’s reaction is to come and spread around everything she said? that’s a bitchy move, especially since y/n wouldn’t have been thinking about pansy doing that.”

i raise an eyebrow. “oh, she’s just doing it for attention. the latest drama of y/n y/l/n will make her the most popular witch in slytherin for a hot minute. that’s all she wants.”

malfoy is still looking dumbfounded. “huh?” blaise and i share a look.

“ugh, never mind. maybe you’d understand if you where less blonde.”

• • •

“good godric guys, you could’ve knocked!” y/n huffs, rolling her eyes at us and pegging a book.

“y/n, we need to talk.”

“about you barging into my personal quarters? yeah, we do need to talk about th-”

“not about that. y/n, this is serious. we need to talk.”

her face pales a bit, and she starts aggressively rubbing blush on her cheeks. “oh? what do we need to talk about?” she says, her voice high and pitchy.

blaise gives me a look and steps forward. “y/n, please stop. we know.” she keeps on pushing the brush over her face, even though there’s no product left on it.

“what do you know? why do you think you know something? what do you know?” she says coolly.

“y/n, quit playin-” i start. blaise puts a hand on my chest and pushes me back. he goes over to y/n and turns her to face him.

“hey.” he says softly. she refuses to meet his eyes. “hi.”

he lets the brush from her fingers and puts it gingerly on the counter. “y/n, are you ok?”

we watch as her eyes dart everywhere but looking at blaise. he grabs her chin slightly and pulls her gaze back to him. raising an eyebrow, he silently asks her the question again.

“yes.”

a small smile creeps onto his face. “good. now, i want you to listen to me, ok.” she nods. “if any poor excuse of a wizard says any of those things to you again, i will personally kick escort them to hell. and if they deserve it, i will let mattheo beat their asses. and malfoy changed them. ok?” the smile is gone.

“yes.”

i sit myself on the foot of the bed, malfoy following. we stare at the scene playing out in front of us. best man, drug lord, chronic fight starter and nose crusher blaise zabini talking oh-so softly to miss independent, don’t take no bull, kick your ass on the way to a show y/n.

what has our world come to.

• • •

queen note - i know this one finished kinda abruptly, but i really needed something to post, so i might come back an edit it later. love yous 😘

#daisy duke #draco lucius malfoy #mattheo riddle #blaise zabini #boys #fight club #yn fanfic #hp fanfic #hp femslash

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I said I wasn’t gonna do this but here I am anyway here’s my live reactions to Vikings Valhalla Season 2 obviously spoilers ahead

Olaf what the FUCK that’s your baby brother

MAGNUS BABYYYYYYY WE GET TO SEE BABY MAGGIE

I love Freydis so much

Leif and Harald striking off together 😩

Hm Godwin blinding someone already. won’t be the last time

I’m about to simp for Yaroslav

LEIF SAVES HARALDS DUMBASS LIFE GOD HE CARES ABOUT HIM

THEYRE GOING TO CONSTANTINOPLE AYYY

If Olaf and Aelfgifu fuck I’m gonna throw my laptop out the window

Olaf stop being WEIRD you did not just compare yourself to a dog and try to make it sexy

Where the fuck are Alfie and Eddie

Is Harthacnut born yet

Godwin crusty as usual I hate him

Is Harald smoking literal crack why is he constantly like this

Well. Apparently Leif is the one smoking shit

Oh god his ass is gonna fall off the roof

Hi my names Leif I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Hmm. Not a fan of slave boat guy

Are they fucking racist in uppsala 2.0

Are they doing the Viking heritage thing please stop 💀

Why is everyone here being awful all of a sudden

Who is this blind dude

Godwin suck a fat dick for me why don’t you

Fucking burn his ass Freydis

Did Aelfwynn have a thing with that guy??????? Why she upset?

Nvm that’s her brother oof

Is Gytha Godwin’s future wife

Leif’s two brain cells smoking rn

All aboard the bitchboat

Harald if you don’t shut the fuck up

Is there someone stowed away? Oh. The slaves. Hm :/

“I’m reinventing myself”

“Yes, I see. As what.?”

Yaroslav is Harald’s new dad

“WHAT COULD GO WRONG” YAROSLAV IS SO PERFECT

Emma that is such a lesbian moment

I throw up in my mouth everytime godwin sucks that girls face

I refuse to believe no animals messed with those bones out in the god damn woods

Emma went from hot to scary in .2seconds

Aelfwynn girl you’re too good for that fuckass

EMMA THE STONE COLD BITCH FUCK YES

I love Kurya I wanna kiss him

I love everyone on this ship except that fuckwad slaver

EW OLAF FUCKED

that took like .2 days

VITOMIR

I’m glad the fucking slaver died

I wanna fuck Kurya even more

If anything happens to baby Harald I’m killing everyone and then myself

Leif needs to stop chasing girls who are gonna die

Olaf who are you so insane

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PECHENEG TITTY BARBS

IF KURYA DIES IM RIOTING

KURYAAA

brb gonna fucking cry he was so cute

Is this the fucking pope come to visit

Olaf stop being so manipulative omfg

MARIAM

TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR ME FUCKJKKK

EUGH GODWINS WEDDING

I want a medieval wedding

“I have great expectations of your children” fuck me in the shit balls fuck….

SHE GAVE HIM HER LITTLE HOUSE NOOOO

Emma gave her the fucking dead dude ring didn’t she

IS GODWIN GOING TO GET FUCKING TOPPED LMAAAAAOOOOOO

I really wanna see Godwin get pegged

Like I hate him but maybe it would fucking loosen him up a bit

Harald if you would stop being a whore for two seconds

Yoooooo Freydis “and are all these men baptized?” I got fucking chills

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE SKEWERED HIM

Svein is such a literal infant

The crucifix imagery is *chefs kiss* god and he does become a martyr fuckkk

ROMYS HERE THE BYZANTINES ARE HERE

Short king

Not the Justinian fit

WHAT?!!! HIS EMPRESS?!!!

ROMANOS ISN’T EVEN THE EMPEROR BY BLOOD

WHERE THE FUCK IS ZOE

WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS MY BYZANTINE MELODRAMA WHERE IS MY QUEEN

WILL WE FUCKING GET JOHN

LEIF HARALD SHOULDER TOUCH ON THE WAY TO COCKSTANTINOPLE

I CANT WAIT TO SEE BYZANTIUM

I need season 3 yesterday 8 episode seasons is nowhere near enough bruh 😭

#Vikings Valhalla #shut up dangos

[sebsxphia]

SEB SEB SEB

Found this beautiful lil post and it’s SO,,, SO SUB JAKE CODED IM BARKING-

Wanna do that to him and then peg him while just absolutely showering him in praise and soft kisses, making him cum hands free (never gonna be off this agenda it makes me feral) just from fucking into him and playing with his nipples and then sweetly and slowly overstimming him until he’s crying

(Bitches love aftercare I can’t skip it-) Trying to convince him to just shower and lean against you so he wouldn’t have to sit in the tub on his sore ass but he pouted at you about it and you just couldn’t say no, not when he was so sweet and good for you. He would’ve let out a little whimper and leaned his head back against your shoulder as ya’ll sat down in the tub and you’d just soothe him with little kisses. Rubbing lotion over his ass and thighs after you got out and then just pulling him close and cuddling him, feeding him little pieces of chocolate and some grapes and apple juice all while stroking your hand up and down his back and murmuring how good and perfect he was for you and kissing him wherever you can reach and whenever he leans up with a silent request for one for reassurance that he was a good boy

DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY YES YES YES PLEASE 🤤 you know that spanking him would make him so hard and mixed with the praise, he is putty in your hands.

and ohhh my god, the coming hands free! it’s so hot! and for what! his pathetic and needy little whimpers when he’s coming again hands free and he’s just, “f— fuckk, baby! i’m gon’ come again, ohohoh, fuck!”

ohhh but the aftercare! he deserves it so bad. he deserves that praise and love and attention. he deserves to be validated 🥺

i love him, you and this so much! thank you so much for this sweet thot ducky! 💌

#💌you’ve got mail #mangokitkats <33 #jake hangman seresin

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Red Sky at Morning

Welcome to “Stinks Like Seaman Spirit: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

 Up today, s3e6: Red Sky at Morning

 In a coastal city in New England, people are drowning on dry land. Sam and Dean aren’t the dumb brothers, so they think that’s kind of odd. With the help of both Bella, who is in town to steal something and sell it (of course), and a grabby old lady who has the hots for Sam, the boys figure out that a sailor hanged on an old sailing ship is responsible for the strange deaths. In the course of trying to dispatch him, they have to get all dolled up and pretend to be rich at a charity function, think on their feet, and save Bella from the ghost. They learn that Bella has committed murder, though she won’t tell them anything about the circumstances, and Sam and Dean do a nice rendition of the fraught brothers over Dean’s continuing refusal to care about his impending death and sentence to hell.

 Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

 Mace:

 public water fountain = ew

 Lor:

 GHOST SHIP

 CORRECT

 Mace:

 YAS

Lor:

 "Happy Purim" Sammy

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Dean sounds like a dad here

“something you wanna tell me?"

 Lor:

 YEP

 Sam's little nod

 Mace:

 YES

 Mace:

BACK OFF MY STRINGBEAN, KALE

 omg DEAN’S LITTLE COUGH

 Lor:

 "Alex and us, we're like this" the way he just goes with it

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

 OH NO don't touch Sammy like that

 YES HIS COUGH

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

 "weirdo dryland drownings"

 Mace:

 snork

 Lor:

 "where's my car?"

 Mace:

 oh Dean

 Lor:

 omg Dean, baby, breathe

 Mace:

 Sammy, don’t tell him to calm down

 Lor:

 RIGHT?

 Mace:

 SMARTY SAMMY

 Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 omg Dean imagining her in that scenario

 Lor:

 YES

 is she... wearing any clothes under that coat?

 Mace:

 possibly not

 Lor:

 "not in public"

 Mace:

 Sam gives SUCH good annoyed face

 Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 i would need to provoke that as often as possible

 Lor:

 YAAAS

 DON'T REACH INTO THE TUB

 Mace:

 DO NOT STICK YOUR ARM IN THAT WATER DUMMY

YAS

 Lor:

 lololol

 I love the way Bella and the boys keep sticking it to each other

 Mace:

 YES

i think they’re each fascinated with the other

 Lor:

 YEP

 "I don't know. your daddy give you enough?"

THEY HAVE EACH OTHER PEGGED

 Mace:

 oh MAN, the daddy hugs thing hurts BOTH of them in ways the other doesn’t realize

 YAS

 Lor:

 YES

 watch your mouth, man

 Mace:

 poor Baby

 Lor:

 right?

gettin' stole, bein' insulted

 Mace:

 yep

 “that can’t be good"

that’s a professional opinion right there

 Lor:

 yep

he knows not good when he sees it

 Mace:

 he sure does

 Lor:

 ghost is getting sloppy. you REALLY can't drown in a car on land

 Mace:

 SNORK

I don’t think he cares

 Lor:

 LOL

 I love that it's Dean who can't sit normal in a chair but it's JARED who can't sit normal in a chair

 Mace:

 is this the first time they’ve stayed in a not-motel?

 Lor:

 I think so

 Mace:

omg YAS

 Lor:

 "aren't you a sharp tack" yes, Bella, yes, he is

 DEAN WINCHESTER

 Mace:

 DEAN WINCHESTER

 Lor:

 hahahahaha

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHA

 pretty sure a hand of glory is always a man’s no? so that’s interesting

 Lor:

 iiiiiinteresting

 "what are you, a woman?"

 GOD I LOVE THIS REVEAL DOWN THE STAIRS

 Mace:

 I LOVE that he’s the one making an entrance and she’s in the Male Gaze position

 Lor:

 "we should really have angry sex" YES YOU SHOULD

 Mace:

 YES YOU SHOULD

 Lor:

 YESYESYES

 Mace:

 “don’t objectify me” DEAN

 Lor:

 "don't objectify me"

he's actually uncomfortable

it's such a NICE little piece of characterization

 Mace:

 YES because in that one little moment he realizes, I believe, that this happens to him a lot in myriad ways

 Lor:

 YES

 OMG Dean and the gum

 Mace:

 but the little smile on the way out is that he doesn’t... ming

 *mind

 Lor:

 YEP

 Mace:

 typo - he CLEARLY mings often

 BACK OFF MY STRINGBEAN, BITCH

 Lor:

 SNORK

 Mace:

 my GOD he looks good

 Lor:

 RIGHT? leave him alone

 Mace:

 all three of them do

 Lor:

 "this is easier and it's a lot more entertaining"

Dean

 Mace:

 my bi self is happy in this ep

 Lor:

 YAAAS

 Mace:

 omg DEAN’s gleeful grin

 Lor:

 YES

 Bella's décolletage is stunning

 Mace:

 IT SO FLIPPING IS

and her hair looks so good

 Lor:

 YEP

 Mace:

 and there’s something about the precise way she speaks

 DEAN

 Lor:

 "no sir" "no?"

 YES

 I love how he just goes with it

  aw she FLUSTERS him

 "very Oscar Wilde"

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

 and him trying to figure out what that means

 Mace:

 his LOOK BACK at her

 Lor:

 (headcanon: when he gets a chance, he looks up Oscar Wilde and then he has a LOT of INTERESTING reading material)

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

 STOP FONDLING PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSENT GERT

 Mace:

 RIGHT?!

 she is so clever!

 Lor:

 YES

 gooood taking the handkerchief out of his breast pocket and shaking it out

 Mace:

 YES

 “okayokayokay” poor Sam

 Lor:

 yeah

 "you stink like sex" DEAN

 Mace:

 “you stink like sex” DEAN WINCHESTER

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

 lololol

 "Mrs. Who?"

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

he’ll look that up later, too

 Lor:

 YEP

he enjoys the atmosphere of that one but it's not NEARLY as INTERESTING

 Mace:

 HAHAHA YEP

 Lor:

 "you not us"

 omg Dean's face. so betraaaaayed

 Mace:

 SNORK such a snark

 Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 a nautical fury i love it

 Lor:

 "was it daddy?" ooooh, Dean

 YES

I LOVE ship stuff

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

 they are so JUDGEY. they have such strong moral compasses, even if a lot of people might not understand or share them

 Mace:

 yeah

 Sam zipping his coat up

 Lor:

 did he... say castiel?

 YES

 Mace:

 DID HE JUST SAY CASTIEL?!

 Lor:

 hahahahahahahaha

I'm pretty sure he did

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHA

 Lor:

 which is funny because I'm pretty sure that actual angel is Cassiel

 Mace:

 HA interesting

 Lor:

 oooo the creaking of the masts

 Mace:

 I love that boy, but GOD his Latin pronunciation is shit awful

 Lor:

 they are all so pretty all wet

 Mace:

 oh man, that’s such a COOL effect

 YAAASSS

 Lor:

 LOLOLOLOL you'll help him get better at it

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

 "you're so damaged" "takes one to know one"

 Mace:

 “you’re so damaged” that is one of the few moments where I don’t like Dean very much

 Lor:

 yeah. not very kind

 "I guess I would have done the same thing"? you DID

 Mace:

 and they will again. and again.

 Lor:

 YEP

 "please stop worrying about me" oooof

 Mace:

 yeah, not possible, Sam

 Lor:

 "I want you to give a crap that you're dying"

 keep trying, Sammy, keep trying

 Mace:

 oh BOYS

 Lor:

 YES

#watchingspnagain #watchingspnagain 3x06 #spn #supernatural #spn meta #spn spoilers #spn 3x06 #watchingspnagain bi dean #watchingspnagain latin #watchingspn again sam and assuault #watchingspnagain consent