hi! could you do a poly the lost boys x female s/o who sleeps in weird ass positions or fem! s/o whos just really random and makes weird noises lmao?? love your work btw
I absolutely love this- mostly cause I’m the type to sleep like a literal corpse (unmoving, barely looks like I’m breathing, eyes open etc.).
But anyway, hope you enjoy and thank you for the request!
Absolutely love it. They absolutely love it.
Honestly, they find it so funny- especially the first time when they came round to your house and you were taking a nap, sprawled in the most unlikely looking position they had ever seen.
They will encourage you to take naps around them, purely so they can see what weird position your unconscious body gets into whilst asleep.
Paul and Marko definitely start a betting game on where your limbs end up-
“I think her legs are gonna go here, whilst her arms stay hugging the pillow.” “Nah, her legs are gonna go here, and she’s going to throw the pillow out.”
Dwayne joins in and is always right, somehow.
David pretends he’s above it, but actually helps out Dwayne every now and then.
It makes trying to actually sleep with you a bit of a pain.
Like, David will be contentedly snoozing with you on his chest, then wake up to your foot in his face.
He usually has to pin you to his chest with his arms in order for you to stay still, but even then he ends up getting his legs tangled with yours in a very odd way.
The only way the boys are able to get you to stay still is if you’re sleeping with all four of them.
They actually get kind of curious as to whether sleeping upside down like they do will make you stay still- but then you remind them that humans cannot sleep upside down.
If you were to become a vampire though, Paul and Marko do stay up during the day to watch you sleep and try and see if you change positions at all.
You shift around as much as a vampire as you would a human- you end up crouched on top of the bar they all sleep on rather than hanging off of it.
It’s truly a mystery.
Overall, the boys find it very funny.
But there isn’t any way that a weird sleeping position is going to get in between cuddling their baby- they don’t care if they have to contort themselves around you, they’re going to cuddle you and that’s final.
tommy, tubbo, wilbur and techno are all children in this
there might be grammar/writing mistakes
not my characters
not canon so don't take this to serious
(I know that canonicaly techno isn't phil's child but I just had some ideas in which he is)
-when ever philza left the house for a longer amount of time I feel like all the bois ,as soon as the door closes, would just silently count to 10 in there head so that they where sure philza was gone before the actual chaos and destruction broke out
-so I feel like tommy always stole things that meant a lot to the person like philzas hat, technos crown, wills beanie or like a bee plush from tubbo and they all think its because he's just being annoying but actually he always trys to hide it because he wants to protect important things
-tommy would always be bold and go out and tubbo would just kinda run after him not knowing where he's going, so the first time tubbo did that tommy didn't notice until they went throw a river or something and tubbo slipped getting hurt, so tommy would go and get help from philza and after get skulded for not paying attention.
-techno enjoys sitting in his room in silence enjoying the SILENCE which in this
household never lasts longer then 5 minutes and i am 100% sure of that
-like once a month they'll all make a big campfire for which tommy would be collecting the wood, tubbo would light it, philza would prepare snacks, techno would read "sunzu the art of war" to everyone around the campfire and wilbur would sing, however on a very rare acation philza'd tell them stories of his past or like teach them the meanings of the stars
-techno has a very nice reading voice so very young tommy and tubbo would always try to get him to read goodnight stories
-movie nights got banned in their household because it always ended up breaking the TV-Remote over arguing and switching between diffrent movies and in the end not being able to finish a single one because everyone kept starting to play a new movie
diversity in tv shows and movies is important bc representation is good and we should pay marginalized people and stuff but also I would like to watch a movie that doesnt have 7 important characters who are all skinny white men with short brown hair named harold or michael or alan or donald. how do you expect me to tell them apart.
something in my soul just feel right when there’s the low evening light and both my cats are curled up with me in bed in winter... i am obligated to nap with them. shared experience. 5:30pm doesn’t exist it’s just me and the kids being content n warn
Hi ^^ if requests are still open, I would like to ask one. They always make fun of my height, so how would lost boys react to a reader who is short and quite young looking almost like a teenager or a child and then they find out she is an adult in her 21s, but her size, voice and cute manner say otherwise?
I have done some short s/o headcanons, so if there’s any overlap between those and these headcanons, I apologise. I hope you enjoy, and thank you for the request.
Sorry for how long these took- I’ve been juggling writing, schoolwork, and a nasty cold for the past few days.
As mentioned before, the boys’ main love language is teasing and they will show their love for a short s/o by teasing them
However, they’re also really good with boundaries and if teasing is off limits, then it’s off limits- if one of the boys slips up, the others are always ready to smack them.
I think that at first, the boys were quite surprised to find out you were over 21, even though they don’t look their true age at all.
They tend to take things at face value, so if they perceive you as being this cute, tiny, person with a child-like voice, they’re going to think you’re on the younger side.
That being said, they do make sure to ask your age before trying anything flirty or romantic.
They do also perceive you to be quite innocent at first, purely based on your looks and manner.
Honestly, the boys find you adorable.
Even if they’re not going out of their way to tease you, they will unintentionally drop something about your height and manner into the conversation.
If you are aware of the whole vampire thing, they will compare you to a bat- “small and cute and loveable” is how they phrase it.
But, to reiterate, they will stop the teasing if it really bothers you- height is something you cannot help and they get it.