Remember guys, no matter who you are, regardless of sexuality, race, gender or beliefs…
there’s a snail in your skull :)
There’s a snail inside all of us, Listen to the brain snail, for he has always listened to you. Self-care is heeding the advice of the snail in your head.
Listen carefully. Shhhh. Your snail is speaking to you.
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me waiting for them to text me:
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Iron Snail — Antanv Agni
Volcano Snails are unique because their body metabolizes iron into making their shell, this helps them survive the geothermal temperatures of underwater vents in the Indian Ocean.
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You’ve finally made it. After all those years of grueling labor, kissing ass, and working your way into the corporate echelon of finer business; you finally own a house, a picket fence and two lovely children playing in the yard. Life couldn’t be more perfect.
As you relax with a cup of lemonade after mowing the lawn, your son, an adventurous young boy with a charming attitude who was about to start kindergarten, runs up to you with cupped hand to show you a surprise. Thinking it’s a toad or a small insect you eagerly accept this gift from him.
A bolt of cold recognition, years of terrifying memories and anxiety flooding your mind, sends a chill through your spine. A small snail lay perfectly in your outreached hand. The last thing you see is the expression change on your child’s face. The last thing you hear is their voice. Your wife’s name.
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I will never think of slugs and snails the same again XD
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What are your opinions on snails?
they always look like they want to be petted but when i pet them ): they go in their house ):
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Hold up babe, I gotta put my sniercing(snail piercing) in
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does anyone remember the old ass meme when everyone used to write words, but replace the first syllable with sn and then write (snail whatever) in parentheses afterwards
because what was that
i’m snonfused (snail confused)
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Source: The snail that lives inside your ear and whispers things to you in the dead of night. He knows my information and knowledge are correct for he was there when the ancient words were written.
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"A duel between kimg Charles and a slug"
The snail got hia mom and now its coming for him, too. Run, Chuck, run!!!
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