Me and my sister were late for school, so we took a motorcycle to class. But suddenly lava shot out of the road I was driving on, which was weird because it was snowing. The tires started to melt but my sister began to metalbend fake tires in its place and I kept on speeding through all while Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio played in the background.
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Pramanix 🤝 Lava
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"Oh, I don't need Kjeragandr for this one."
Lava frowned as the Feline seated across the table from her swept the parchment in front of her back into a neat pile. "You don't...?"
"No. Listen." Pramanix tucked a braid of hair back behind her ear and leaned forward. "Firstly? Food. Good food is always an appropriate gift. Talk to Matterhorn in the kitchen, tell him I sent you. Secondly. Don't worry about trying to live up to the expectations you put on yourself. You don't have to give her the grandest, most extravagant gift she's ever seen - you have thousands of years of life to compete with! Give her something that only you can give. Write a poem, or paint a painting, or make something with your Arts. She doesn't want something fancy or expensive, she wants you."
Lava slowly nodded. "And you're sure that will work?"
"Positive." Pramanix tucked her papers back into a woven handbag. "I've been married to the Goddess Kjeragandr for years now, I think I would know how to buy an immortal a gift."
"You're - wait, married? I thought you were dating your handmaid."
"No, I am." Pramanix folded her hands, smiling politely at the confused Sarkaz.
"Is - is it like a symbolic thing? Because you're the Saintess, and the Saintess is 'married' to the Goddess? I've read something like that before."
"Nnnno, not exactly."
"But - wait, hold on. Does that mean - ?"
Pramanix winked. "Honestly, you would think, with her codename, more people would have figured it out by now. Subtlety isn't her strong suit."
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A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma
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Oddly shaped lava formations look like a mass of twisted bodies in Hawaii shot by Laszlo Kestay (1996)
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Incredible New Drone Footage Flies Over the Latest Eruption of Iceland’s Fagradalsfjall Volcano
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I was watching Hbomberguy’s Minecraft playthrough, but whenever he tries to do inventory management, he accidentally throws his stuff into nearby lava. This happened so many times, it’s impossible to tell if it’s a bit.
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