#slay mamas

[village-witchh]

the bad girls !!!! the not sister sisters !!!!! they will bully you !!!! my daughters !!!!!!!

#d20 #d20 fhjy #d20 spoilers #d20 fantasy high #d20 fanart #fhjy #fh #fantasy high #fan art #my art #dropout #slay mamas #fig faeth #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #kristen applebees #tori art

[kat-xox]

why r u so cool ??

#because #slay mamas #ily bestie

[sserajeans]

u guys should def send some requests 🙈🤞 wink wonk (OR ANY TYPE OF ASK....) bc i'll be drafting a couple chapters for the smau before actually posting ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

p.s. there may be a chance that i wont write ur req for personal reasons but dont worry i'll inform u in advance if i think it is needed

#MY INBOX IS DRY #dont be shy i'll respond to anything (i think) #renthoughts #slay mamas

[roikinneret5784]

i am cringe i am sexy i am too nuanced for most of the internet i have a rich inner world with little archetypes for every facet of my childhood baggage i am under five feet yet i float off the ground by a few millimeters to provide the illusion that i am larger i am a dyke with boy best friends i am a tragic tragic lover who is no longer crazy enough to want to destroy the world for the object of my limerent affections

#sheep #words #writing #yipee #some guy #jerma985 #slay mamas

[ef-1]

Daniel Ricciardo for the cover of GQ

#SLAY MAMA #idk how i feel about the creative direction but SLAY #f1 #daniel ricciardo

[spectra-bear]

Parenting with the yokai (GONE WRONG)

#before anyone says anything YES i already know dewey and leo r both voiced by ben schwartz #THATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS ANIMATIC #thinkin about how splinter/lou jitsu pulled so many bitches #PRE AND POST MUTATION #LAWD #slaying #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise raph #rise donnie #rise leo #ducktales #splinter #lou jitsu #baron draxum #big mama #azzy art #teenage mutant ninja turtles

[rippersz]

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week to her:

🩷❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️🧡🤍

#rippersz #fanfictionwriter #Larissa weems Wednesday #lesbian visibility week #lesbians #larissa weems #wlw #sapphic love #meme #Larissa weems meme #cuz she is a homo #homosexual #homosexuality #werk mama boots the haus down slay

[krisb-kau]

Gothic mama

Stfu guys let me cook

#murder drones #absolute solver #murder drones art #murder drones cyn #murder drones nori #goth mama #she slaying and whateverrr😜

[venusasnb]

slay (2024) // pietà, william-adolphe bouguereau (1876)

#dude this movie FUCKS. it's so stupid it's so genius. loved it #i guess mama mothered or whatever. she's so good . a single mom who works two jobs.. #and olivia.. ohhhhh. beautiful. profound. how do you make it better. it's already great #olive** #also dusty 😭😭😭 was about to bawl my eyes out bc of him #slay 2024 #rpdr #2 is my lucky number

[world-of-wales]

The Princess of Wales arrives at the Royal Variety Show 2023 || 30 NOVEMBER 2023

#NEW JEWELS TOO #SLAY MAMA #british royal family #british royals #royalty #royals #brf #royal #kate middleton #catherine middleton #british royalty #duchess of cambridge #princess of wales #the princess of wales #princess catherine #catherine wales #RVS23 #30112023 #royaltyedit #royalty edit #SwedishVisitToUK23

[dnphan]

my favorite thing is when gay people act gay

#yes slay mama #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phan #dan and phil games #phil lester #dapg #dnpgames #phandom #dnp games #amazingphil #daniel howell

[michaun]

amanda from smosh gets hotter every video how does she do it

pick me up amanda from smosh

pick me up amanda from smosh

pick me up amanda from smosh

#amanda lehan canto #smosh #her hair #so stunning #queen #mother #serving #slay #boots the house down mama

[monetvic]

OH SHE ATE THIS ALL THE WAY UP

#victoria monet #on my mama #the slay #the slayage

[zeeckz]

tell me more abt kazeva thoughts 👀

Oh, is my kazeva propaganda already working?

First of all, I will definitely end up rambling, so this will get long enough

I'm sure it's gonna turn out messy as well (sorry), but I'm gonna divide it into younger kazeva & then older kazeva (aka Master Miller & Big Mama)

Kazuhira Miller and EVA

Although I didn't really contextualize how they end up together and such, I think it might've been EVA visiting BB while they're in Costa Rica - Kaz happens to see her and, well, you know how he is; she caught his interest and now it's his mission to make out with her

100% sure he is absolutely devastatingly dying to fuck her, might even say more so than how badly he wants to fuck Cécile (EVA is more bold, so she presses buttons Cécile wouldn't or would take longer to do so; plus Cécile is sooo easy to tease/annoy, EVA not so much)

Whether they previously had Intel about each other (or just one of them, most likely EVA about Kaz, I think) or not is just as funny to me; even if either of them knows, they'll pretend they don't

If they know - they're not only trying to flirt, they're also trying to demonstrate which one of them is better at it; whoever falls for the other first, loses. There's A Lot of compromising situations. Also Kaz sure loves risking his life by chasing his boss' sexfriend, don't you think. If the sauna tape was bad enough, he gets caught doing this...

If they don't know - they're flirting with just a certain amount of caution, more secretly, in an more sutble manner, slowly learning more about each other as they take their chances with one vague suggestion or another "accidental" touching (Kaz is going crazy because she knows how to keep things slow and he wants it as quick as possible)

If EVA already knows about Kaz - she's just as bold as she needs to, enjoying every little moment of caution and doubt she can sense from Kaz after a suggestive pose or invitation and making sure to put him in more compromised situations as his patience runs out and his libido goes higher

If it's only Kaz who knows about her - again, he's basically chasing his boss' sexfriend, so he needs to be really careful with his actions; she's wondering why there's some blond guy who seems to have more than enough work to do (must've heard someone refer to his rank), just walking by her side, showing her all the "secret" corners of Mother Base; she'd eventually hear some gossip about his high libido and start teasing him for fun, she's interested to see how far he'll go given how straightforward he can be after certain actions

Regardless of this, she Will try to get him caught by Big Boss just to see what happens; thus, Kaz still needs to be particularly careful with what, how and where he does things, specially if he already knows who EVA is and what her past with his boss is

It might be obvious because we're talking about Kaz, but he definitely has dirty thoughts more often than not and they get dirtier, and harder to ignore, the closer they become

EVA seems to have a toned body and there's no denying she knows what to do to get what she wants; I think Kaz would praise her appearance more often than to other women because of it, as in, he admires not just her body but also her ability to carry other people's thoughts with it

They, as a couple, cuntify each other more (not trying to over-cuntify each other, they're only enhancing each other with their natural cuntiness)

I feel Kaz would be particularly more passionate with her in bed than he is with other women, the same way he would with Big Boss amongst other men

Kaz seems to be the type to make gifts to get a woman's attention, EVA would try to take advantage of that just to take some profit while they're at it, but Kaz is aware of this (you can only fool him to an extent, he notices more things that you'd consider)

Regarding that, it's only natural a man like him would pay attention to the smallest things; it's surprising for EVA (I mean... Big Boss is definitely the exact opposite of attentive in this kind of matter) and she's a bit wary, but can't deny she likes it

As infatuated as he might be with EVA, he'd still hook up with anyone during their, uh. Mating rituals

Likewise, she'd notice his special interest towards Big Boss pretty quick as she did with Ocelot back then, so she'd intentionally be really touchy and affectionate with him in front of Kaz

Also, you gave me the perfect occasion to highlight this beautiful tag

I've been thinking about it since I got it, so I might as well have it on a better display

This is kazeva. This ship is about Kaz's horniness breaking its cage and him trying not to die in the process, either by causing himself a heart attack (either by himself or by fucking people / Eva further past exhaustion) or by being beaten up by his boss. Like, c'mon, he could barely keep his temper with Big Boss only wearing regular underwear, imagine what EVA's cold-calculated cuntiness would do to that man. If that alone isn't convincing enough, I don't know what is.

He's also constantly fantasizing about making out with both of them at the same time btw.

Now,

Master Miller and Big Mama

See, these two are The Bisexual Swingers Couple™©®. Just. Look at them. There's no way they don't give off that vibe.

Of course, they both ride big motorbikes, wear leather jackets (probably a whole leather outfit tbh), heavy boots and matching helmets

I think they'd be on the move pretty often, and would stay in rather small, isolated places (like a little cabin on the woods, or a somewhat shady place, it's not like they, of all people, would be robbed anyway; probably already scared the shady people) instead of popular guesthouses/hotels and such; they like being alone together

Not strictly kazeva I guess, but I think they'd always send little gifts and pretty postcards (with a few words written in the back) to David and company, from all of the places they've been in

This one is entirely new, but I can imagine them passing by any animal shelter, stopping by to say hi to ALL of the animals there, and then anonymously leaving a quite surprisingly big donation before moving on

They are Definitely that couple that's been staring at you from across the bar, buy you a drink and later invite you to have a threesome

They get everyone's attention anywhere they go, not just because of their outfits, but also how really good-looking they are (again, they're cuntifying each other and I've seen more than enough drooled floors when it comes to Master Miller, it's about time people do the same with Big Mama and this is the perfect chance to do so)

They likely get everything they want - they're attractive, imposing, have more than enough experiences under their belts, and have the best of social skills. How can you deny them anything. How.

^This was only meant for you to see my vision, but.

Have you seen her glasses? Close enough to Kaz's vibe. They're definitely matching outfits, whether that's only with accessories or the whole outfit depends on the day, but they WILL match one way or another

They definitely caress each other's hair. They pet it, they play with it, they tie it, they braid it. I bet their hair is the silkiest thing ever.

I can see them borrowing each other's clothes - again, she seems quite toned, with shoulders wide enough to look good wearing Kaz's clothing even if they don't perfectly fit her size (oversized fashion is pretty nice anyway); as for him, I think he'd be more limited due to size difference, but he'd manage to take the most out of his possibilities

C'mon just ship them already

#they're both pretty “fuck around and find out” type of person #I spent hours writing this. what the hell #anyway I hope it was at least entertaining #ask #txt #kazeva #god they should've kept this hairstyle for her........ it suits her more than the final one........ #the suit too tbh im sorry big mama you slay but you could've slayed more #kazuhira miller #eva #big mama

[east-coast-lit-thot]

And I can't stop staring at my own reflection✨️

#slayyyter #my little slay mama #tagged #me #my face #im fag #im hole #plastic & purrr def top 2 off the album #dont know if i will get blurred for this but i dont really care 💕 #its our right as gay people to be blurred ✨️ #gay #otter #lgbt #f****ts interact pls #asdjfkl #attention wh0r3 #personal #new Grindr pic without the emojis 💕

[portalfaecez]

Her.

#portal #portal 2 #glados #portal2 #slay the day #mama #portal edit