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vapidsoup · 9 months

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living in hinamizawa must be so fucking funny. its june 1983, youre hanging out with your friends in some fuckass village with zero (0) formal education institutions and being like yeah man im so hyped to go to the watanagashi festival and play the ring toss. hopefully nobody dies from the blood curse for the fifth consecutive year :/ anyways do these cicadas ever shut the fuck up or

#lets go play fucking old maid: IMPOSSIBLE VERSION #anyways fuck okinomiya #hinamizawa gang forever #shitpost #higurashi #higurashi no naku koro ni #all of your friends have brightly colored hair in a town where hair dye is considered devil worshipping #you wanna go to the supermarket? turn left at the godless fetid swamp where a woman killed herself after being kissed by the devil #rikas life is hilarious forreal. sign me up for that time loop #she saw keiichi grab that baseball bat for the fifth hundred and seventy fourth time and said: lets see how this plays out #let him cook actually

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months

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Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.

Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #mdzs au #modern au #this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw #I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao.....#I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions.#you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right?#I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative.#Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation #Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children #Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried).#for casual friday.#He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls #Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months.#(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)

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weregonnabecoolbeans · 4 months

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Whenever a Jedi tries to hide under a hood it’s the equivalent of the Avengers hiding by wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses

Did Ahsoka really think this would work?

She learned from the best I guess

Tell me these aren't the same vibes...

actually

wait

no

it's the equivalent of this...

#ahsoka #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #jedi robes #jedi #they might as well be wearing a sign that says #HEY LOOK JEDI OVER HERE #could they be more obvious #the most they accomplish is hiding WHICH jedi they are #which isn't helpful when they're in situations where they are the ONLY Jedi present #and everyone is out hunting them #steve rogers #sam wilson #captain america #somehow the baseball cap disguise always works too #man I love these silly little characters and their stupid methods of going undercover #kate's post

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return-of-the-prodigal-daughter · 6 months

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I feel like we all ignore the fact that Wilson does go by Jimmy

#He asked the baseball fella to sign the card to jimmy #house md #my lovely house rewatch #james wilson

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saltpepperbeard · 1 year

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Coach the NBA Finals, or perform in the Superbowl Halftime Show? I’d coach the NBA Finals because uh, I know more about basketball than performing at a halftime show. [x]

#Taika Waititi #Taika Tuesday #Edit #taika does a new interview where he looks straight into the camera #10 dead 500 injured #Also I'm SO delighted to see his beautiful face again #And as someone who has worked in sports #THIS ABSOLUTELY TOOK ME OUT HSJKSL #like...basketball speedround? basketball death match?? basketball hunger games???#HONESTLY SIGN ME UP #Some games of certain sports would just...go on for SO FREAKING LONG LMAO #UNNECESSARILY LONG #I guess longer if you're not entirely into the particular sport but goodness #Basketball and football with all their timeouts and media timeouts #And then baseball can just DRAAAAAAG #At least basketball is relatively fast paced when it gets going but still #he has a Point PFFFF #POINTS WERE MADE

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littlestpetgoth · 1 year

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your name is LEHOME RUNNAR and you have a strong passion for a SPORT WHERE YOU SWING A STICK REALLY HARD AT A FLYING TARGET and you think it’s awesome and so much fun. You enjoy TEAMWORK and RUNNING AROUND and idk having a great fucking time. Your friends like to boss you around, they think you’re easy to manipulate but little do they know you want them to tell you what to do, so you guys can work together, as a TEAM.

You have a very precise way of speaking, and +ake every oppor+uni+y you can +o +alk abou+ your favori+e ac+ivi+y. ()()

you like to spend a lot of time with your eggjector lusus, who launches eggs at highspeeds for you to bat at. the shells of these eggs are hard enough that your powerful swings aren’t enough to crack them, in fact you’ve never seen one with even a scratch on its surface.

blahblah blah anyways heres my baseball troll oc guy thing

#fantroll #homestuck #oc #did you see that his quirk he signs his messages with a little baseball isnt that cool

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cathalbravecog · 1 year

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QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

#my brain treats these things the same as it does spamton. almost. i want to see them dead i want to chew on them. i want to kiss them gentl #y and tuck them in bed and sign up adoption papers for them. i want to hit them with a baseball bat. i will take a bullet for them #yknow?#you get me.#again an experimental fun quick drawing #that i ended up ... popping off on. oops.#i have... 0 self control in art #fun fact originally this was gonna be a painting but i went hmm what if i do the thing #ive been doing with sketch lineart on paper but... digitally? angular and sketchy and sharper #aw yea #guz art #toontown corporate clash #low baller #also i had to post this on clashcord and bail instantly because the second i see angst for stuff i like that i havent made myself #i lowkey start breaking down oops #i dont do well with other fans of things that im not familiar with.... my brain works in mysterious ways !#i say this as my next drawing i plan is literally oc angst ... oops !#something i aint done in a while....i only ever do vent stuff i never post if anything. i try not to be like.... venty edgy like that it #just. aint for me. well i say while i ramble on and vent constantly. oops. but yknow what i mean - not let my art reflect that? be goofy #with the stuff i do? but like yeah either way. lore gettin angsty. have we gotten to the point in our lore / rp yet? no. is it kinda an #inescapeable point? yes. i loooooove making my characters suffer the consequences of their actions #WHY AM I TALKING SO ELABORATELY ABOUT THIS. THIS IS A LOW BALLER DRAWING.#BY TALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BRAIN!! OH WELL if you like these. thanks for reading you are swag. you probably went thru #like. 5465465341564 thomas 'fights' now havent you #oh well gotta have a place to dump my thoughts somewhere!

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pokemonwearingsportsmerch · 2 months

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#arceus #la dodgers #baseball #shiny #yes i did make this originally when the dodgers signed ohtani

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mumblelard · 1 month

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my kids came over yesterday and we sat at my kitchen table telling our tales of the week and talking nonsense about nonsense and we laughed and laughed and laughed until the sun started to set and the streetlights came on

tomorrow morning at finnie's house we'll all get together and our partner's too and have our monthly big breakfast and visit some more. i know this window where we are all so near and we can get together so often, i know it will close eventually. i am trying so hard to pay attention to every minute

i had dark dreams and restless sleep last night but boba kept me company the whole time. i got so hungry thinking about tomorrow, i made myself a big breakfast this morning too and it felt so good. it's a sunny day. i am finishing my coffee. boba is warming herself in a bright spot and chirping happy thoughts. i have a new poetry collection waiting for me at the library and i'm going to walk up the hill and across the park and through the woods to go get it and i'll see where the day goes from there