Gaz: Hey Soap! What’s your favorite candy?
Soap: I don’t know, Jolly Ranchers?
Gaz: Hey, uh another question
Soap now sighs and stops folding his pants: Wanna fold my pants for me!?
Gaz: This is the last one! I hope
Soap: Fine
Gaz: Alright, what’s your hobby?
Soap: Why…?
Gaz: Uh… no reason, just tell me. Please
Soap: Fine, I like drawing
Gaz: Drawing? Since when
Soap: I DRAW OKAY?
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I bet your art tastes like jolly ranchers
Genuinely one of the best compliments I've gotten. Thank you so much. Danny Phantom with Jolly Rancher be upon ye
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Leo: I’m cool blue raspberry and you’re grape…the worst flavor.
Donnie: At least my color is in skittles! The only time you’re included is when it’s sour!
Leo: Sour skittles are awesome. And you’re still grape flavored. Gross.
Raph: Please. Everyone knows the best candy color is red. Strawberry skittles, cherry jolly ranchers, fruit punch-
Donnie: Yeah, but you also have licorice.
Leo: And all those spicy, red hot candies that taste like expired cinnamon.
Mikey: That’s why you can’t go wrong with orange, baby. It’s a color, and a flavor. There’s versatility. Orange Fanta, skittles, pumpkin spice, anything with peanut butter-
Raph, Donnie & Leo: Ugh. Candy corn?
Mikey: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
April: Guys, if you’re going to fight about candy every time, I’m not taking you trick or treating anymore.
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who up missin them tonight
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Headcanon: In the threesome relationship, it would be Cody saying I love you first. I was going to say Lindsay and consider Gwen for a moment... but that geek would be the first one to show love isn't he.
they literally just bought him jolly ranchers and cherry pepsi max <33
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Anyone know why America's sour/green apple artificial flavor makes people cough more when inhaled through candy spray or jolly ranchers? 🍏 I know we have way less food safety regulations than Europe, but what the fuck is in these little bastards that makes that kind of reaction? 💚
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I told my dad that I don't have an appetite for water and he legit gave me water with a jolly rancher in it
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Does Fairy Sun like hard candies like Jolly Ranchers?
He does! He likes the red ones best
except cinnamon. Too spicy.
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stained glass window cookies |2023|
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are you trying to seduce me, jolly ranchers bag?
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