#shut up sir

[binesetakeout]

#shut up sir #polls

[lordtonic]

sid don't you know he's that things dad

“A mother and son…reunited…it—it just…whew,”

He started fanning himself, blowing out air from his cheeks

“It’s so….You just would never think...,” he then made what sounded like if a caveman was getting choked up, he tightened his eyes as if he was clearing tears, opening them and looking up, fanning ….

Snf. “Oug—wheeew, right in the gunga,” chest pat.

#sid cada reply #shut up sir

[greyscale-galaxy]

Currently coloring some sneo fluff and I can feel my spamton plush silently judging me.

#grey says words #spamton #shut up sir

[sebastianshaw]

@emmatriarchy​ @defyxoblivion​ - ““What’s the job?“ Had to be better than being Shaw’s chew toy.“

#ic dash commentary #Shaw like #you love it #shut UP sir

[eriexplosion]

Youtube if you don't stop trying to make me quit vaping I'm going to start vaping, leave me ALONE.

#that's METAL in your LUNGS #SHUT UP SIR #eri talks

[kazieka]

one of the things i really like about sdv Elliott is that he apparently moved into town a solid year before you… specifically to write his book… and yet he still doesn’t even have a genre picked out. unreal. im wild about him. writer mood

#lindsey shut up #stardew valley #im just imagining him sitting at his shity little desk staring at blank pages for 8 hours a day #that lin manuel miranda vine ‘come on brain think of things. come on brain be so smart’ #then he stands up and walks outside to tell you he just finished an 8 hour writing jag like SIR YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A GENRE. #foaming at the mouth. sexyman. to me.

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Red Hood finds Nightwing in the throes of fear toxin, babbling about missed calls and text messages.

#prompts #you know the drill #Jason is very confused and also very pissed #where the hell is Batman when his precious robins need him? #certainly not where he should be no sir #instead Jason has to deal with this crap #and totally ruin his street cred as a newly minced crime lord #goddammit #also Dick needs to shut up a out stupid calls and texts #did he forget to reply to his gf or something? #Jason is in for one hell of a surprise when Nightwing suddenly starts screaming his name and begging him not to go after his mom #…huh #interesting #now how can Jason make this worse? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #nightwing #dick and Jason #batman

[sol-insidious]

Behold, more Clan of Three in the Peanuts universe~!! 🥜

(Closeups Below!)

I felt like Snoopy!Din would look like a mix between a poodle and a terrier, a skilled vermin-hunting dog who was still floofy. I think a white beagle fits Luke perfectly though, so I kept that iconic Snoopy look for him 🐶

And Grogu is Woodstock because of course he is 💕

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin #grogu #clan of three #skydalorian #snoopy #peanuts #star wars au #sol draws the space gays #sir that helmet is far too small and spherical for your legume-shaped head #btw no I am not procrastinating on my term paper shut up #omigod this was so fun to draw

[valninja]

“Then keep me instead... I’d love to see your nation.”

“You can’t come down there in that.”

#shunamor #namuri #seaprincess #shuri x namor #namor x shuri #shuri #namor of talokan #black panther 2 spoilers #wakanda forever spoilers #wakanda forever #black panther 2 #like namor shut up #YOU DRESSED HER IN THAT #shuri said yes I would like to go on a date with you #the fanfic writes itself tbh #namor really thought about keeping her #SIR

[binesetakeout]

call my girl the car door the way i be slammin my penis in it

#shut up sir

[staliaqueen]

tired of hearing that wanting a man to save you is sexist. maybe i just want some prettyboy in armour to do all the work while i lay back and watch, did you ever think about that?

#shut up mal #nanria #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #percy jackson #pjo #perseus jackson #avatar #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #sokka #once upon a time #ouat #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #lancelot #gwaine #sir leon #sir elyan #sir percival

[vcrnons]

just disclosing that i have very normal and regular feelings about him

#shut up j #wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #what in the boyfriend is this picture. sir.…………………… #(hide the fucking scissors this hair on him is insanity inducing) #i am NORMAL.

[rapidhighway]

They told me he paints and I was like, ight there can be no other

#dbh #detroit become human #Markus #rk200 #sir 🥺🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 #kiss me or something shvndb cjsjc #no literally shut the fuck up hes my boyfriend now #Connor may be my blorbo my boy toy but Markus? he’s my husband

[grandwretch]

been thinking a lot about those hcs about steve bullying eddie and i'm pretty sure the math just does not check out on any level

like okay so first of all, steve absolutely would not be bullying someone older than him in his freshman and sophomore years, especially because in the way puberty hits teen boys, there is no way eddie wasn't probably taller and bigger than him in those years.

and like, yeah, he was more of an asshole in his junior year, but he was only a junior for four months before the demogorgon. so that means that everything you want steve to be responsible for vis a vis eddie's trauma has to be within that four months.

it's especially egregious when the only person we actually see steve bully is jonathan, who is a sophomore at the time. a sophomore who kicked steve's ass, btw. which probably means steve wasn't physically bullying seniors and escaping unscathed.

also it seems to be an equally popular trope that steve bullied gareth and gareth hates steve the most out of all eddie's friends, which is like... okay, gareth is, i think, a junior at the time of s4? which means he would have been a freshman in steve's junior year. which, yeah, sets him in steve's prime bullying demographic, but can i just remind everyone that steve wasn't even with that crowd for his entire first semester of junior year?

it seems incredibly unlikely that gareth got bullied by steve personally in fall '83 and then held on to that grudge for the rest of high school, especially after seeing firsthand steve's fall from popularity and then spending almost a whole year in school without him.

#shut up az #i simply do not understand where the hcs are coming from #the math ain't mathing #steddie #< more a target audience tbh but im like !!! esp the gareth thing #like do yall really think that steve bullied a 14 yr old so bad that now theyre like #hey i know ive lived through the extremely fucked up reigns of billy hargrove and jason carver but my main problem is still with you sir #like lets have some fucking perspective. these kids actually had to go to school w/ billy and tommy steve is not the worst person theyve me

[kairennart]

creepy little guy

#merlin #bbc merlin #merlin fanart #bbc merlin fanart #merlin bbc #fanart #my art #mordred #sir mordred #bbc mordred #mordred fanart #little study i made for the bingooo :D #the square was the color green and it reminded me of him #and this post will be my first bingo! i have managed the incredible achievement of posting 17 squares without getting a single bingo #halloween will be a drawing for the badge and the rest 6 are for the rarepair fest #AND i still have another adopted square shut UP IM NORMAL ABT THIS FEST