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toji-girl · 2 months

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creepy neighbor | t. fushiguro

tags: repost + fem reader + male masturbation + he talks to himself and through an orgasm also while calling himself daddy + slight mommy kink I don't know + he wants to knock you up + want to make a part 2 + take this lmaooo

Toji knows it's wrong to be pressed against his window, his breath fogging up the glass as he watched you prance around your backyard in nothing but short shorts and a shirt that made him ache for you.

Your husband just left to go to work and that's where he'd be for the rest of the day leaving you home alone to care for the house and everything else that needs your attention.

While his green eyes followed your form he took note of the storm that was rolling in and wondered if for a brief moment if he could talk to you about that, anything to hear you say his voice with a giggle.

Sure, he's been to your house a few times, especially over the summer when your shrimp dick of a husband would invite everyone and try his best to BBQ. It was clear as day that you weren't happy, the soft smile that tugged your lips back never reached your dull eyes.

His eyes stayed trained on the curve of your ass each time you bent down, the seam of your shorts pressed against your pussy giving him a view that made his cock throb with want and pure frustration from seeing you fully but maybe the soft pink of your panties.

Sometimes you'd even come out fully naked with the only thing keeping everyone from getting the full look was a bathing suit cover-up, but that still didn't stop your pervert neighbor from jerking off right there and then as you tended to your flowers.

Thoughts of him following after only for you to end up spread out on the picnic table or face down in the dirt with your ass in the air just for him made his sack tighten with the upcoming orgasm, his eyes rolled a little when he tightened his hold each time he reached the tip.

"Daddy is about to cum, open that sweet mouth and beg me for it," He panted to himself wishing you were kneeling in front of him with your tongue hanging out so prettily waiting his gift, just for you.

It was almost as if your mouth was greedily accepting his cock and it made Toji wonder how you liked it. Rough and fast? Sweet and sensual? Or perhaps it was both which is something he could do.

Want him to play with your pussy until your creaming on his fingers or face? He'd do it. Want him to fold you in half and fuck you dumb on a lawn chair? No doubt he would. But something tells him that you wouldn't stray from your husband no matter what happens.

There is a breaking point for everyone and Toji wonders what yours will be, how long can you stay in an unhappy marriage before you're out looking for something new to satisfy your desires? You continued to parade around the yard still half dressed, your tits bouncing with each step.

That was enough to give him the push he needed. "F-fuck, want to see you all round and plump with my baby," his voice came out rough and gravely as he shut his eyes thinking about how you'd look.

It was all nothing but a fantasy that he would never indulge in, breaking up a marriage isn't something he's really interested in but if you'd come crawling over to him maybe he would change his mind.

Hot thick cum splattered on his abs and hand when he reached the top of his high grunting out your name and small pants of mommy followed after. Oh, how he wished you'd lick up his mess for him.

#toji smut #jjk smut #Toji Fushiguro smut #Toji x reader smut #jjk Toji smut #toji x reader smut #Toji x you smut #toji x reader #toji x you #toji x y/n #jujutsu kaisen smut

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gamerwoo · 4 months

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dumb/random things skz would do while ur dating

a/n: don’t ask me what this is or why i came up w it these are just Thoughts That I Have Sometimes

chan: if he has spare time and gets bored, he’ll splice up voicemails or voice messages you’ve sent him to make you say random shit and then he sends it to you out of nowhere with absolutely zero context. it could be anywhere from the raunchiest, dirtiest things you’ve ever heard, to just straight up dumb things, to him making you say how amazing and great he is and how much you love him. either way, he thinks he’s hilarious

minho: literally just stares at you for no reason. you’re on your phone across the room and he’s staring. just deadpan staring. and once you notice and make eye contact he gives you a mean look like you were staring at him first and he’s mad about it. even after you look away, he’s still staring. if you ask what he wants he’ll be like “why tf are you staring at me?? get a hobby, freak”

changbin: actually expects you to open doors for him and pull out his chair and lay your jacket out over a puddle. if you don’t, he just stares at you and eyes the thing he wanted you to do for him. obviously you’d never put your jacket over a puddle when he could literally walk around it but he’ll scoff and dramatically roll his eyes and make some comment about “guess romance really is dead” or something dumb

hyunjin: maybe he used to actually sketch you really nicely at one point but now he’s comfortable with you and now the only times he draws you is a really rough and quick sketch that’s so poorly done and it’s always you making ugly faces and he just slides it over to you and goes “this is you rn" and it’s you looking very pissed off and with a unibrow and you’re shrimp-backing so hard

jisung: keeps making those powerpoint presentations for you about different topics but he only makes them between like 11pm-3am so the farther into it he gets, the weirder it gets and the less sense it makes. usually the topics don’t really make sense either, though. like the time he showed you ‘101 reasons why you should still love me as a worm :)’. but there was the time he presented you with ‘69 reasons why i love you’ and even though 25% of them were weird things like ‘your breath smells normal’ and ‘you haven’t committed a felony so i don’t have to have a long distance relationship with someone in prison’ you still thought it was pretty sweet

felix: if you think he won’t act like those cringey gamer couples, you’re so fucking wrong. whether he’s doing it ironically or seriously, he’s going to drag you into his shenanigans. your names on different games have to match. they’ve been shit like ‘their dps / his pocket’ and 'grilled cheese / tomato soup’ to unhinged things like ‘mike huchie / mike hunt’ and ‘blowing smoke / smoke’. he always thinks it’s so fucking funny but you want to die. your discord names are ‘their daddy / his kitten’ and whenever you change it, he changes it back

seungmin: he does literally anything and pretends it wasn’t him. plays with your hair while you’re cooking dinner, but when you turn to look at him, he looks around and starts whistling. he’ll knock your closed water bottle straight out of your hand for no reason and then shrug at you like it was the fucking wind. even when he kisses your cheek he’ll gasp and be like “who did that?”

jeongin: he’ll act cute or whatever when he wants something but god forbid you do it back. the amount of judging he’ll do will make you want to leave the house. “please don’t ever do that again, you’re embarrassing me” as if you didn’t just copy everything he’s ever done to you. he’s gone so far as to pretend he doesn’t know you out in public over this. only he can be cute to get his way. if you do it, it’s cringe

#k-labels #stray kids #skz #stray kids x reader #skz x reader #bang chan #lee know #minho #changbin #hyunjin #han #han jisung #felix #seungmin #jeongin #i.n

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chamomiletealeaf · 1 day

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Drilling the new recruits and Johnny watches with a dick so hard it hurts, wishing he was the one you were yelling at 😮‍💨

Warnings: afab! fem reader, masturbation, kinda voyeurism??

He quietly whimpers to himself when he watches you make a recruit drop to your feet to do pushups then place your boot on his shoulder to push him down further.

You’d scream at one for making a joke about how the drill sergeant is a woman and you’d stand right up in front of him to intimidate as you yell at him to ask him to step forward and he does so with a laugh thinking he’s got the upper hand.

“You don’t think you need this training rookie? Ok then. Show me. If you can pin me then you’re exempt.” You say, being dead serious because you know he’s not gonna win.

And being the cocky dumb shrimp of a man he is, he tries, and fails miserably.

He goes to swing a punch and in seconds you have him down, hands between his shoulder blades.

Johnny watches with his pupils taking up nearly all of his irises and has to cross his hands in front of him until he can “take care” of it later.

That night he imagined him being the foolish recruit you were yelling at and came so hard he shot cum up onto his chest while whimpering out what he’d say to you.

“Mmph- yes ma’am, fuck, I- make me your toy.” He says while roughly fisting his cock and rocking his hips up into his hand with nothing but his tac pants on and open.

He cums with his eyes half lidded and unfocused with his cheeks a bright pretty pink and he’s never looked so fucking whorish oh my god.

If only he knew how thin the walls were in the barracks, and how deep your fingers were in your cunt listening to him…

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tender-rosiey · 2 years

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dumb idea — gojo x gn!reader

ᴀ/ɴ: for some reason, this scenario popped in my head so I popped it on tumblr; behold my blurbs and result of many brainrots also this is tiny bit suggestive

“satoru, this is dumb,” you say exhaling before your lips find their way to his neck again, kissing and nibbling and you feel his hands grip your hips tighter.

he groans, “yeah yeah, just continue what you’re doing,” he lets out a soft huff of air trying to compose himself, “fuck…please.”

you indulge him a bit more before you finally detach yourself from his neck to look at him, “okay, that’s enough.”

gojo whines, “aw, come on!”

you roll your eyes before you go the mirror and start wiping your smudged lipstick and clean your face, “I still don’t see the objective in doing this.”

he laughs, “of course you don’t,” you glare at him causing him to clear his throat, “I mean, that you don’t understand how as a man, I am very happy to be marked by you.”

“satoru, you can literally wipe them away,” you deadpan.

he shakes his head, “but I won’t!”

you pause for a moment, “but you have classes to teach today.”

he grins devilishly, and you sigh making his grin break into laughter.

so now his students are faced by their teacher who is beaming, and is very much covered by lip stains all over his cheek and neck.

nobara is the first to speak, more like gasp, “how dare you?!”

he turns to her with a smile, “dare I what?”

“CHEAT ON Y/N-SENSEI?!”

satoru pauses and his smile turns into a rather confused one, “when did I do that exactly?”

“shameless! even coming with the lip stains all over you?!”

gojo’s mouth forms an o before he laughs, “I didn’t cheat on y/n; I would never cheat actually.”

silence fills the room.

“…then?”

megumi frustrated speaks up, “it’s obvious he made y/n do this.”

“why do you all assume that I force y/n to do things?!”

once again everyone is silent.

“do you really want us to answer?”

he shakes his head before sighing, finally starting the lesson.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT’S ACTUALLY THEIR REACTION!” you, who has been laughing for the past couple of minutes, say to your pouting and disappointed husband.

he whines, “just how low do they think of me?”

“at least megumi trusts you,” you say in hopes of lifting his spirits up.

“after all this time, I would be worried if he didn’t.”

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back2bluesidex · 10 months

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Like a Brother - KTH (18+)

Pairing: Bad boy!Taehyung X Fem!Reader

Theme: PWP, SMUT

Summary: Taehyung has always been someone out of your league. Honestly, he isn't even your type. But that doesn't mean you haven't felt weak at times.

Word count: 2,288

Warnings: NSFW!! Semi public sex, Fingering, a half ass hand job, a very very awkward position, Taehyung is a tease, reader is a fool.

Strictly MDNI!!

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"Shrimp chips! Bring the shrimp chips, Y/N! Second cabinet from left. Top shelf!" Mina screams at the top of her voice from the living room.

You sigh staring at the top shelf, which is most definitely out of your reach. Knowing you need a helping hand or a stool to get the chips, you shout back at her, "Mina, do you have a sto-"

"Need help, sweetheart?" Taehyung appears almost out of nowhere. You stop screaming to Mina and turn your head to him.

"Tae! Yes please! Second cabinet from left, shrimp chips." You point at the cabinet frantically. Tae chuckles as he walks up to you.

Before you could move yourself from his way, he is pressing his body on you.

His firm chest presses on your back, his crotch settles perfectly on the curve of your lower back. His right hand comes to grab you by your waist.

You gulp nervously.

Kim Taehyung is the dictionary definition of campus bad boy. You met him, along with your other friends who gathered here tonight for a random movie night, at University.

Back then, Taehyung was all about black leather jackets, black heeled boots, tight jeans, and getting into trouble during the entirety of university. You only saw him a handful of times before you four accidentally became friends.

That accident though…. Was something else.

The ex-boyfriend of one of the girls Taehyung slept with, poured a bowl full of naengmyeon on his head. When the deadly fight ensued and eventually ended at the DIN’s office, that guy put the blame on Taehyung saying he started the fight out of nowhere. Since the cafeteria was huge, hardly any CCTV camera captured the moment. Taehyung, having a bad reputation already, was about to be expelled. That’s when you, Mina and Hajoon stepped up and testified the entire situation to the university authorities. Even when the other presented students backed off saying that they don't want to get into trouble.

Taehyung was so grateful to you all that he took you to a fancy dinner that can hardly be afforded by a student. That was the first time you saw the real Kim Taehyung, who was mostly about boxy smiles, dark brown orbs deeper than ocean, shy stares and flushed cheeks. And you four became friends unexpectedly. Even after four years of graduating, you guys kept in contact through occasional catch ups and movie nights. Maybe you can’t call them your best friends but they are definitely close. Far closer than your department classmates, who you don’t even recall the names of.

“Here you go.” Taehyung breathes in your ear. He squeezes your waist a little and that pulls you back into the present day.

“Thanks.” you murmur under your breath. You don’t turn your face to meet his eyes, you might lose your shit if you do. And the position you are currently in… ain’t something friends should be in.

Taehyung detaches himself from your body and his warmth is now replaced with the tense air of the kitchen. You turn your body to face him only to find him smirking at your flustered form. He leaves the kitchen upon giving you a sultry wink as you try to catch your breath.

“What’s going on between you two huh?” Mina’s sudden appearance startles you.

“What? What do you mean? What is going on between whom?” you pretend not to understand what she is trying to imply.

“Don’t play dumb Y/N! I have eyes! I can see that there’s clearly something cooking between you and Tae.” Mina narrows her eyes at you.

“What? No! You are delusional Mina!” You defend yourself with a nervous chuckle.

“Oh really? Then explain why you two went on a date last month? Don’t even dare to lie. Tae posted that cherry blossom insta story with you in it.” she puts her arms on her waist as if to emphasize her claim.

“Oh ... that.. He asked me to help him in picking a gift for his cousin’s wedding anniversary.” You reply nonchalantly.

“That’s all?”

“Yeah. that’s all.” you leave out the details of how you two got tipsy that day and you woke up in Taehyung’s arms….. naked. You try not to think about that night, not because you did not like it but because you became another girl Taehyung slept with for a night. And you aren’t particularly proud or fond of this designation.

“You sure?” Mina takes a tentative step towards you, narrowing her eyes even more.

You are sometimes afraid of her. She might be tiny but it’s impossible to deter her scrutiny. So you decide to make a claim that is totally stupid.

“Oh yeah sure! He’s like a brother to me.” These words sound so foreign to your tongue that you almost feel your tongue getting tied. You can’t call taehyung your brother, not when you know how he tastes and how he feels.

Mina cocks her eyebrow at that statement and says, “well yeah… never saw siblings eye-fucking each other for a solid six years.” and with that she leaves the kitchen. You let out a sigh of relief at her departure.

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“Why can’t you share this with me? Why are you being a bitch about it?” you whine, clutching the blanket on your lap. You have chosen this cozy corner of Mina’s big ass couch, carried some cushions to support your comfort and chose the fluffier blanket before the movie starts, only for Mina to say she is going to share Hajoon’s blanket, which technically translates to the fact that you will now have to share yours with Taehyung for the entirety of the movie’s running time.

“Come on, Y/N. You’re the only bitch here. Don’t you know I finally asked her out after being a chicken for five years? Let us be! Please?” Hajoon complaints from the other corner of the couch.

You roll your eyes, knowing your friend is absolutely right.

“Plus, Tae is like a brother to you and what’s so controversial about sharing a blanket with your brother?” Mina smirks, settling beside Hajoon.

“I don’t have any issues. Especially when it’s Y/N, my sister.” Taehyung bites back. You didn’t even notice when he came and stood behind the couch and caught the last bit of your and Mina’s conversation, mostly the part you didn’t want him to catch. Now you have some explaining to do, you suppose.

“Okay! So let’s roll the movie!” Hajoon exclaims in pure excitement. Meanwhile Taehyung sits down beside you, drapes the blanket over his lower half and eyes you with amusement.

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It has probably been ten minutes or so since the movie started and it’s good enough to attain most of your attention, well, if you are honest then only a little bit of your attention. Because most of your attention stays on the warmth radiating from Taehyung’s body, how his exposed thigh brushes with your exposed one and how his right hand is draped over the headrest of the couch, loosely brushing your nape at times. You are hyper aware of everything, so much so that you notice him shuffling closer to your body. You gulp, for the umpteenth time tonight because of Kim Taehyung.

“So… I am like a brother to you? Hmm?” Taehyung’s baritone voice invades your private space, your peace of mind and the dryness of your folds. You gulp, yet again, even when your throat is nothing short of desert-dry.

You take a look at him. He looks ethereal. The dim light from the television makes him look softer than ever. His long eyelashes, his delicate lips, his sharp jaw, everything is way too hard to ignore. Especially when he is too close to you.

“If I say yes, will that bother you?” You whisper, trying not to be audible to the other pair. You turn your head to the television again.

“You have no idea how much sweetheart. Brothers are not supposed to know how you feel under them. And I would kill to have you pinned under me over and over again.” His lips hover above the shell of your ear and you lose your composure a little bit.

His right hand, which was draped on the headrest, climbs down, crawls under the fluffy blanket and dives right down under your t-shirt. You snap your head in his direction so fast that it could have broken with the sheer speed.

You part your lips to say something but Taehyung beats you, “stare at the screen unless you want to make it obvious that I am not a brother to you.”

You shut up your open mouth and quietly decide that you hate Kim Taehyung.

However, you can’t quite hate the way his hand glides up your abdomen, brushes past your navel and reaches your tits leaving a trail of heat behind it. Your breath gets heavier each passing moment and it hitches the moment Taehyung hooks two of his fingers on your bra cup, pulls it down hastily and reveals one of your tits to his probing hand.

He grabs the flesh harshly. Your nipple pebbles against his rough palm within an instant. He squeezes your tits once and then starts toying with your nipple. He twists and tugs it as if he owns your body. Your body starts reacting as you feel your underwear dampening rapidly.

“You like it when I play with your big slutty tits, don’t you?” Taehyung whispers in your ear right before he bites on your earlobe.

You bite back a moan.

“Scoot forward,” he orders.

“What?" You are clearly confused because people usually ask to scoot aside.

“Make room for me… behind you.” Okay now you understand what he wants.

You do as he asks and make enough room for him to nestle down behind you. Now your back lies on his chest and his hand settles more comfortably on your chest. Your ass rubs against his crotch and you feel his bulge.

He gives your tit one last squeeze before traveling to the south. He tresspasses your personal territory without showing a single sign of hesitation.

He cups your mound and you let out a long exhale.

“Tae…” a low moan leaves your mouth against your will.

“You have made a mess on the couch, babygirl.” Taehyung sighs on your neck while collecting some of your arousal on his middle finger and using that to rub violent circles on your clit.

The amount of effort you are putting to chew down your moans, is appreciable.

"A brother huh? You called me a brother when all I could think of is how your pussy feels around my cock since that night!" He whispers again.

His other hand which was resting on your thigh, grabs your left hand and makes that travel backwards to where his cock is bulging against his pants.

The position is indeed very awkward but that doesn't stop you from chasing the warmth of his rock hard cock that had you on chokehold since the night you gave in to him.

You first palm him through his sweats, because of which Taehyung groans a little.

But it's not enough! You need to feel him properly. So your nimble fingers find the rim of his sweats and your hand sinks in, past the confinement of his boxers.

He hisses when your hand comes into contact with his bare cock. You, too, suck a deep breath. And start pumping him with the help of the precum that gathered on the tip.

Never have you ever thought a day like this would come.

Taehyung has always been someone out of your league. Honestly, he isn't even your type. But that doesn't mean you haven't felt weak at times. Especially, when he always looks at you like he could undress you with his eyes or whenever he throws shameless flirtatious comments towards you or when he leaves lingering touches here and there. But you never thought much of it. You always knew he was just playing around, even if it's for as long as six-seven years, he's just playing.

Even after that night, you refused to think much of it. Taehyung hardly ever sleeps with anyone twice and now that you're in that list as well, you thought his advances would end. But you never ever expected him to finger fuck you, on your friend's couch, sitting just beside them while confessing he hasn't stopped thinking of you ever since.

"You like it, don't you? Having my fingers stuffed in your tight cunt right in front of everyone?" His words are lewd and those arouse you even more. You feel that familiar heat building on your abdomen.

As if to silently warn him, you squeeze his shaft before drawing circles on the tip with your thumb.

You know your orgasm will rip off any moment, especially when Taehyung has started to twist his fingers in a way that stretches your walls deliciously. The heel of his palm is constantly grinding on your clit.

Taehyung bucks his hand a little to reach deeper and within an instant you are cumming, all over this hand, your underwear, your pants and the couch.

"Fuck! You cummed so much. Ah! How I wish it was on my mouth, babygirl" Taehyung says while licking a strip behind your ears.

He removes his hands from you as you do the same.

"I gotta go, finish myself. Good luck on explaining Mina that someone like your brother made you cum all over her couch." Taehyung teases you before getting up from the couch and heading towards the bathroom.

And you decide for the second time tonight, you hate Kim Taehyung.

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#bts smut #taehyung smut #bts x reader #taehyung x reader #taehyung fanfic #bts fanfic #bts fanfiction #bts taehyung #bts scenario #bts imagines

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lowsodiumlevels · 1 year

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my Christmas list bc my parents told me to make one:

1. Nikki Sixx funko pop

2. Theater of Pain Vinyl album

3. A drum set (This will never happen because they're too loud and I'd be annoying ;w;)

4. IPad (because I want procreate so bad)

and that's it honestly I'd be happy with the first 2

Have a lil Nikki Sixx buddy- ma boi- da homie

put him next to Alice Cooper

and also maybe Tommy as well....

Literally yk what- the whole Motely Crue band members funko pops

gimmie Vince, Mick, Tommy and Nikki funko pops and I'll be happy and ready for next year

#shrimp says a dumb

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batfam-my-beloved · 1 year

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My favorite, favorite, favorite, headcannon is the Wayne family visiting Metropolis, specifically to any of Lex Luthor's fancy rich people events. And the bat kids all being well behaved and polite in front of people but as soon as they're out of public view CHAOS, MENACES TO SOCIETY!! And the only one to ever see any of this is Lex himself but NOBODY believes him 🤣🤣🤣

Of course Bruce knows. Like obviously they're his kids. But there is just something sooo satisfying in seeing Lex slowly go insane as he desperately tries to prove Cass dumped a whole plate of shrimp cocktails onto his lap, or that Dick was now swinging on top of the chandelier again, or that Damien had snuck an animal into the party, or that Steph was trying to stuff the entirety of the dessert table into her purse.

No, no...instead Brucie does what he does best; he plays dumb 😈

Bruce, having full well witnessed his children cause all the chaos: My children did this, you say? My precious angels? 🥺💕 My darling babies that can do no wrong? 🥺💕 That's absurd Lexie! 😤 Absolute nonsense! 😤 How could you accuse my perfect little darlings of such horrible, rude things? 😡 I guess WE will be taking our funding and resources elsewhere if you're just going to keep making these false accusations! 😤😡😤😡

#batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc comics #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #dc #damian wayne #batfamily #steph brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #lex luthor

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trashy-tries-writing · 1 year

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Hii! 🍄Anon is back!!

You said you welcome requests for and about Ravine, right? So I was wondering if I could ask about some of the cod mens reaction to Ravine being a GOD TIER cook?🤤 Like no one would expect him to be able to make such delicious meals but when he does, one bute and you are literally sent to the Gates of heaven. Like you are GONE! Unless you think he's an absolute awful cook? Which in that case just do the opposite. I feel like there be at least one person who would eat his cooking no matter how awful it is (Cough Soap Cough).

Like most people food is the quickest way to my heart so I feel like this be an interesting situation!🍕

Anyways thanks again for liking my dumb random babbles about how cool i think Ravine is! Have a cookie for your prize! 🍪

(Omfg it’s so hard to write with no motivation, jesus 💀 Anon I am so sorry for the wait and if this is a little disappointing😰)

Hi hi 🍄Anon👋

(Thank you for the cookie 😋)

Ravine is a pretty good cook since he took many job offers he could get to earn money for his daughter’s surgery ( Oop he had a daughter?! <o< )

(Soap really be trying not to hurt anyone's feelings but his own taste buds. I feel like Gaz would leave it in his mouth and then spit it out when the cook isn’t watching🤣🤣)

It must have been a hard month for Ravine to volunteer to cook. He sees the team starting to slouch and drag their feet across the dirt like dead weights. At the end of the month they were moving around like shrimps.

Ravine made a whole list for each individual of 141; Los Vaqueros and decided to cook their favorite. (No one will ever know how he got that information.)

Soap is the first one to leave his room and follow the heavenly scent slowly filling the area, then Gaz, Alejandro and the rest.

They are surprised to see Ravine standing in the kitchen and moving around like it was the back of his hand.

The longer they stare from the doorway the more some eyes trail down his body. The sleeves of his t-shirt barely showed the skin of his arm that was hidden behind arm sleeves and his muscles bulged with every move.

Alejandro was tempted to whistle at the back view but Rudy, who had known him for a long time was shaking his head at him but didn't say a thing otherwise.

Gaz slowly steps closer to the cook, commenting how good it smells, to hide the fact he wasn't even eyeing the food in the pan but his arm sleeves that squeezed his biceps just right.

Soap leans away from the doorway to join Ravine's other side, his gaze drifting from the pan and spatula to his hands that were freed from the gloves he always wore. He licks his lips unconsciously at the gracious view gifted to his eyes.

Ravine seems to have different thoughts.

"Out."

"...Huh?"

Gaz and Soap find themselves kicked out of the kitchen with the door closed on their faces. It earns them a chuckle from the others at their expressions.

In Ravine’s eyes the kitchen was just another battlefield, one mess would trigger a second and third. Especially with the giant knives around, Ravine rather not have blood spilled.

The team find themselves at the table and they can’t believe their eyes at the various food displayed in front of them. They all subconsciously turn towards Ravine who leaves the kitchen with a plate of his own.

Rudy kindly asks him if he was going to eat with them but feels disappointed when the cook shakes his head.

He points inside the kitchen at the fridge, “Desserts.” and leaves the amazed group to eat in his room.

Ghost turns his eyes back at his plate and takes a mouthful. It felt like he was eating at a really fancy restaurant, not that he would ever go to such a place.

They serve a giant plate with one bite of food on it and then make you pay over 1000. Such a waste of money. Compared to that Ravine’s food was actually to die for and he would actually pay him that much to cook for him again.

Gaz kind of feels emotional. After such a long and rough month, homemade food was the best for the tiring heart. It was even better when the food tasted like it was cooked by a god.

With each bite, more saliva fills their mouths and a groan of satisfaction leaves them.

Soap swears he saw angels for a second.

Alejandro couldn’t stop complimenting with his mouth still full and Rudy nodded alongside him, both feeling like they were flying among the clouds, weightless and light as a feather.

Soap was the most curious about Ravine. Well, he was the one who showed his interest more verbally and visibly.

The men have so many questions and their curiosity slowly drags them to the depths.

Like is there anything Ravine couldn’t do??? The perfect soldier, a cold looking man but didn’t shy away to show kind gestures. And now they find out that he definitely worked as a chef before and now they want to know more about his life before he became a part of the military.

Hell even Ghost shared more than Ravine ever did and some of the men met Ravine waa-ay before the others.

The food was wolfed down and the plate almost licked clean. (Soap definitely licked it clean without any shame.)

They felt more energetic than the hellish month started and felt thankful for Ravine’s kind gesture. It just bothered them that Ravine was eating alone in his room again, probably working on engine stuff they did not understand while they were sitting in the cozy atmosphere with each other’s company.

Price steps away from the group to check up on the lone man, a bowl filled with watermelon and mango in his hand.

He knocks on the door and waits for Ravine to let him in.

Price can see the plate on his desk, not even halfway done eaten with stacks of paperwork on the other side. He pats the soldier on the back, sighing slightly before telling him to take it easy for once.

“Aye.”

He leaves the fruit bowl beside his dinner and feels content when Ravine visibly perks up. A soft smile spreads on Price’s lips and he would have ruffled his head but the helmet was in the way.

“Enjoy son.”

Extra:

Rudy and Gaz didn’t let Ravine back in the kitchen when they saw him at the sink, about to clean everything himself even though he made such an effort to cook 6 different dishes for them.

They wanted to hug him because it was really delicious but Ravine was already backing away when they inched closer. So they shut the door softly on him so he wouldn’t come back to clean.

Soap and Alejandro really want Ravine to cook again but don’t want to bother him because he’s always busy with something else.

When they find out Ravine likes watermelon and mango, they definitely went to buy more so the fridge was always stocked with it.

Ghost lent a helping hand to Ravine whenever he could to thank him for the wonderful dinner.

Price makes sure he has less paperwork if he can help it.

#MW2 #cod mw #cod mw2 #modern warfare 2 #call of duty #cod x male reader #mw2 x male reader #x male reader #141 x male reader #John Price #Kyle Gaz Garrick #Simon Ghost Riley #John Soap MacTavish #König #Phillip Graves #Alejandro Vargas #Rodolfo Rudy Parra #Los Vanqueros

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bloodyshadow1 · 1 month

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Honestly, Sklonda is kind of right, Kristen is a pretty bad candidate all things considered. I'm not saying Riz would be a better one just because he doesn't like being social when it's not his friends. He is a very good campaign manager because it's specifically to help his friends and it works with him actively trying to get something that looks good when applying to colleges therefore a goal. The two together and him wanting to keep his friends together as an adventuring party.

Still, Kristen is actively a bad choice as a candidate for Class President. I'd say she'd be better than Adaine or Gorgug, but the worst choice compared to say, Fig, Fabian, or Riz, so lower middle of the pack.

Kristen is a very powerful cleric and has a lot of good qualities, but she has also unintentionally, but actively, sabotaged her own campaign every step of the way. every good point in favor of her campaign has been because of sheer dumb luck with the dice and her friends carrying her. The wins of her campaign have been the shrimp jump, that Fig did for her, getting the various club members on her side with Riz, and that's about it. On the flip side, she has wasted a lot of time with dumb goofs where only the middle school worked out because it was the dice and Ally was using it for their 5 roll in downtime. Then there's letting her opponent know that her god died, again, in front of the whole school, something that alone would have been political suicide if her friends didn't bail her out.

And to be clear this is not me criticizing who Kristen is as a character, or how Ally plays her. This is me being the Riz friend, this situation and physically cringing every time Kristen makes a dumb decision that she has to be bailed out from. Ally can do whatever they want and the table seems to be fine with it so as a viewer I'm fine. I just can't help feel for Riz and Sklonda

#fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #kristen applebees #sklonda gukgak #riz gukgak #dimension 20 #d20

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sweetstarart · 1 month

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40 Wallace Wells Headcanons!!!

He loves the band gorillaz! His current favorite songs are Dare, Dirty Harry, Rock The House and 5/4

He used to animate and draw in college but he hasn't really picked it up since then

He and Scott don't have much closet space, so they put some of their clothes in a kitchen cabinet. Scott is very scared Ramona will open it one day

When he eats burger He takes the pickles off and saves them for last. He does the same thing with shrimp pasta and also likes it most when there are 5 shrimp left over to eat. Scott thinks this is weird.

He's quite a powerful psychic, but since he's a beginner he has no idea how to utilize his powers. In the future, Old Wallace becomes one of the most powerful psychics in Toronto

Old Wallace's hair turned grey after what him and Mobile simply refer to as a "Psychic Mishap". This same mishap lead to him also needing very strong prescription glasses

He has 5 favorite colors, Green, Pink, Black, Teal and Red. If you ask which is his favorite, he'll usually cycle through 3 of those options before telling you he doesn't have a favorite

He scratches his knuckles when he gets nervous

He keeps his hands behind his back while doing this so people are less likely to notice

Sometimes he taps his fingers instead

Starting book 2, He's been taking French classes. He likes to say dumb things in French around the house that don't apply to whatever they're talking about, Scott is none the wiser

He likes turtles!

Although Wallace sometimes kicks Scott in his sleep, he can actually be fairly affectionate sometimes if he's feeling happy or lonely. Sometimes he hugs Scott in his sleep

Strangely enough, he doesn't do this to mobile until a few years into their relationship

Wallace used to have braces and acne in high-school. It is one of the very few things he's insecure about

He constantly forgets Young Neil's name and swears its either Francis or Dennis

Him and Other Scott have known eachother since they were kids but only became friends in high-school, when Wallace would stay over at his house from time to time

According to Scott and Other Scott, seeing Wallace win a drinking game is one of the most horrifying things they've ever seen

His record is 19 beers in 5 seconds

Oftentimes He wears a variety of Bracelets on his arm. His sweater usually obscures this, but they can be heard clanking together when he runs. When asked why he does this, he says he's "Matching with a friend"

His birthday is July 4th

He ran away from home during high-school, leading to him crashing at his friend's houses until he finally got an apartment

He frequently stayed with Scott, Other Scott and Roxy (until they stopped being friends towards the end of high-school)

Like the anime said, he let Scott crash at his place and he never left. At first, he figured since Scott let him stay over a week once, it only seemed fair to do the same. Soon a week turned into a month,but he couldn't bring himself to simply tell him to leave

He's somewhat of a pushover, but is too prideful to admit it (or embarrassed... who knows!)

He has tons of pride merch that he saves specifically for the month of May. Not June, because he "likes to stand out" (It's actually because when he started doing this, he got the month wrong)

He won a Ball point pen from a high-school drinking game. He calls it his most "prized possession" and he keeps it in a jewelry box alongside his bracelets

Scott is listed as "The first guy you should call if I ever get drunk and pass out bc he knows good and well he owes me a favor" on a list his frequent bartender asked him to make (Her name is Leni btw)

He and Gideon (the cat) would actually get along pretty well if they ever met

He and Gideon (the man) would not get along very well. But Wallace would find him extremely attractive in secret

He finds most of Ramona's exes attractive with the exceptions being Roxy and Kyle katayanagi

He passed his driving test while completely drunk. He woke up the next day and had no clue how to drive and couldn't even remember doing it until he found the license in the kitchen sink

He's had tons of flings, but never had an actual boyfriend until he met Mobile

He is so gay, that he litterally pukes rainbows

He thinks Stephen is hot. His only reason for not pursuing him is the fact that Scott made him promise to never make out with his friends

His favorite food is shrimp Alfredo

The reason Wallace makes bacon so often is because he bought it in bulk once as a dare from one of his friends. No clue what kind of bacon it was, but it expired a year from that day and the bottom shelf of his fridge was packed full of it for months

He always loses at rock paper scissors

He knows how to play piano

He has Hayfever

And... that's it! Except not really, I actually have way more!

But thats all I'm posting for now...

Thanks for reading!

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istadris · 2 months

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Luigi unknowingly keeping a leftover of Mr L that only shows up when he's in danger, knocked out or feeling intense emotions.

One day Bowser shows up and attacks, and it's enough to trigger out Mr L, which is how he meets Bowser again and immediately starts rizzing him up.

Which at first pisses off Bowser -who does this bratty shrimp think he is ??- but also amuses him a lot and by the time Mr L disappears in the chaos, Bowser had enough fun that he's not too mad about losing again.

The next time Mr L shows up, Bowser is a bit annoyed. Another hero showing up to piss him off ? But no, instead Mr L actually helps him out and even if he's a lame-o in Bowser's opinion, the guy got some pretty slick moves and toys. Too bad he goes missing again, Bowser was about to offer him a job.

After the fourth time Bowser actually starts looking forward to these encounters. Mr L is as much of a jerk as he is but he knows his place yet he's a sassy little guy and is weirdly endearing. And for some reason Mario seems reluctant to fight him !! Score for Bowser !!

And while the flirting was annoying at first, Bowser was quick to flirt back (he's NOT going to let a challenge slide by) and it becomes a game of chicken involving actual kissing and groping (but it's just part of the game, Bowser thinks, nothing else).

Until one day Mr L gets actually hurt during a battle and Bowser gets him carried back to his castle for treatment (for some reason Mario become incredibly anguished at the sight, which is double the reason to help Mr L in Bowser's opinion).

But when he goes to check on Mr L (just a routine check, it's not like he was *worried*, mind you)...instead of the snarky bastard he's grown to like, in the infirmary bed is...Green Mario ??

Yes, Bowser didn't notice the resemblance until now. He's that dumb.

And because he's that dumb, his conclusion is that Luigi somehow kidnapped Mr L and switched places with him, so he locks up poor Luigi and leads a manhunt to find Mr L.

No one in his army dares to explain the situation to him. They value their lives.

And now for the possible outcomes !

Rom-com option : Bowser tries to find Mr L and asks Luigi, threatening him to throw him into lava if he doesn't tell the truth yet not listening to what Luigi says. Poor Luigi has to pretend he does know where Mr L has gone, and then he has to play his own alter ego to soothe Bowser. Which leads to him gaining more confidence and Bowser to be more gentle.

Dramatic option: Bowser figures out Mr L's link to Luigi and in an effort to bring him back, he tortures Luigi and tries to push him past the breaking point, becoming more and more desperate as despite everything, Luigi still remains himself

#super mario bros #bowuigi #miscellaneous mario madness

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eddie4bat-president · 10 months

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I'm not a writer but i had this thought so- bear with me, yeah?

For months Eddie hears all about how cool and badass Steve Harrington is, yeah, but you know what he also hears about? How Steve and Robin are made for each other and how cool and pretty Robin is and how stupid it is that they're not a couple for some dumb reason, like Steve not wanting to be with a band geek and still clinging to high school hierarchy. And in all of the things Dustin says about Steeeve Harrington, that last part is the only thing that fits into the Munson Doctrine, so obviously everything else Henderson is saying is what's skewed in his little shrimp world view.

Steve Harrington thinks he's better than a band geek and that's why we won't look twice at a girl that would be perfect for him (according to Dustin Henderson, so... still questionably trustworthy information). Eddie probably assumes Dustin is talking up how close Steve and Robin actually are, just how he's exaggerating how close Dustin himself is to Harrington (like that would impress Eddie and the rest of Hellfire??? He really doesn't know how to get through to the little sheep that his worship of Hawkins' most notorious square is a detriment to his character and not something Eddie would find impressive. If it was real. Which it obviously isn't. Anyway-)

Turns out? Steve Harrington? Actually a cool dude. Not cool as in popular but cool as in "holy shit did he just bite that thing's head off???? Oh and he's not even gonna brag about that, it's just nbd, yeah sure, cool cool cool be fucking cool Eddie, oh god he's talking to me why is he talking to me" and just, chill to hang out with. After the whole shit show went down. Who would have fucking thought, huh? (except for Dustin Henderson, yeah yeah yeah, shut up)

So now Eddie has to reevaluate some other assumptions he made. Maybe Dustin was right and Steve actually is cool and badass, and he and Buckley actually are as close as he had said (and they really fucking are! He has seen them give Keith eerily matching bitchy looks for trying to schedule them on opposing shifts and basically bully the guy into changing the schedule around so they can spend as much time as possible in each other's presence. It's enough to make a guy question his own friendships when sometimes a few hours of band practice are enough to make him want to never see any of those chucklefucks again. Of course, that feeling abates but seriously, how are those two never sick of each other??)

So if they're as close as advertised but not a couple (and after meeting everyone Steve cares about and they're basically all nerds so the "Harrington thinks he's too good for a band geek" thing can't actually hold true-) what is the hold-up? Why aren't they a couple? And somehow, somehow Eddie comes to the conclusion that Steve is in love with Robin. Steve is a serial romantic (emphasis on romantic) and while his love life isn't the talk of the town post-earthquakes as it would have been before, people do still talk about the fact that he hasn't taken out a girl since it happened.

Which brings us to a day in summer, maybe fall, after Eddie has seen Steve look wistfully at a young couple with a baby, that he shows up at Robin's door step.

"Eddie? Hey what's up?"

"Good, good, how are you? Uhh can I... can I come in?" There's a nervous energy around him that is immediately infectious and she leads him to the living room where he immediately starts walking back and forth in front of the couch. She watches him for a moment, hands fluttering through different motions trying to find one that might calm him down before giving up on that. Instead Robin swerves around him, clambering onto the couch and wrapping her arms around her right leg, putting her head on her knee. She follows Eddie's path with her eyes and decides to wait before quickly realizing that she can't, actually.

"As riveting as it is watching you walk a groove into my parents' rug, do you maybe want to say something? I mean I can definitely talk enough for the both if us if that's what you want it's just that I have the slight suspicion you've got something you need to get off your chest" Eddie stopped walking halfway through her monologue and starts nodding.

"Yeah. Yeah yeah yes you're right it's just- I haven't a hundred percent made up my mind about saying something", Eddie has one arm wrapped around himself and uses the other to alternately play with his hair and gesticulate at her, "because on the one hand it's a little bit driving me crazy, maybe, but on the other hand this is none of my fucking business" And Robin who was worried at first just because Eddie is nervous, then for a second because she was scared he was going to confess to a very ill-advised crush on her, is stumped. What the fuck is this about and why did it bring him to her of all people?

"Just say it you weirdo", is what decides to comes out of her mouth but it doesn't even matter because half of her sentence is layered with his "Are you aware Steve is in love with you?"

[here we're facing the issue of me not actually being a writer and pretty much running out of steam but we also haven't reached the part that sparked this whole thing yet, which is wild - let's just pretend I wrote a very funny dialogue between those two in which Eddie confronts Robin for stringing poor Steve along ]

There's a moment when they're both silent and there's a moment when they're both talking and then there are steps coming down the stairs. They make a smirk grow on Robin's face that is starting to worry Eddie when not a parental figure but Steve Harrington steps through the doorway. He's wearing sweatpants and a shirt that might be Robin's and there's a headband pushing his hair away from his face.

"Don't yell at me for coming downstairs, you took forever and the first layer... is... dry....", he stops in his tracks the moment he looks up from his bare toes and sees Eddie. Then he very quickly rips off the headband and slings it somewhere to his right into the unknown of the hallway.

"Hi Eddie. What's... up" Eddie is going to sink into the floor and never come up for air again.

In the meantime Robin stood up on the couch to sit cross-legged on the back of it for a better vantage point and is steepling her fingers in front of her face. Eddie is getting the distinct impression he's missing some crucial information here.

"Stevie, babe, platonic love of my life-", Steve nods for her to go on, "you know how we decided I get a veto on your romantic life because we realized droves of suboptimal dates actually make you miserable so we're going for quality over quanity for the first time in your small-town Casanova life?" Steve has that cute little crease between his eyebrows while he's looking back and forth between Eddie and Robin, trying to figure out what's going on but he rolls his eyes at the end of her sentence, back in familiar territory. "Yes, Robin-"

She interrupts: "And you know how I also reserved the right to give a shovel slash molotov cocktail talk to anyone we deemed worthy of being a potential future partner?" Steve's face somehow shows an emotion that can only be encapsulated by "?!" as he glances to Eddie before shifting back to Robin with just the "?" remaining.

"First I have to say I'm personally very pro, I loved this experience; Eddie here really made a fool of himself, very worried for your delicate sensibilities and how I'm breaking your sweet little heart." "...what...?"

"So: what's the verdict on a potential future partner giving me the shovel talk?"

#Robin had painted 7 of Steve toes when Eddie rang the doorbell btw #they're a dark blue because Steve didn't want to jump into the deep end with too feminine a color #but black felt too edgy #but while they were drying and on the way down he kept looking at them and thinking #''i don't think this is my color... maybe a light blue? no too baby boy. yellow? nah that's ugly. orange? wait maybe with a stripe?#can nails be striped...?'' so when he arrived downstairs he was starting to worry he had never looked at a girl's nails because he didn't #know and whether that was sexist somehow #he had to shift gears very quickly when he arrived downstairs is what i'm saying #anyway i cannot stress enough how much i am not a writer #but the thing with the reverse shovel talk came to me and it wanted out #platonic stobin #steddie fic #steddie #hey i'm talkin' here #robin buckley #steve harrington #eddie munson #not beta read #top posts

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