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zurajanaizurakoda · 19 days

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So today my glasses snapped in half and I had to get a rush appointment at a seedy shop that would take appointments. The exam was remote, with a monitor mounted by the ceiling informing me of the process and then showing me a commercial for how modern the system is. Then the system very glitchily crashed and I sat in the dark room while everything reset, and as usual, my mind turned to Katsura and how much he would hate this.

And I was blindsided by an image of him having to be physically removed from an optometrist. He hates every step of the process, hates machines and foreign technology, hates the stupid machine that flashes in your eye, hates the machine that blows air up your eyelid (and PTSD makes that extra fun) and he's already verbally abusive by the time they get to the pointlessly flicking the lenses and asking which one is better (they're the same)

And then at the end of it all, they have the nerve to tell him that all of this stupid, pointless machinery has the gal to say there's something wrong with him?! Wrong with his eyes that he's used since birth??? His eyes that could slice the wings off of a fly??!! He failed?????

And everyone who knows him are like, "Yeah that makes sense, have you noticed you can't recognize anyone at five feet? And that just makes him angrier, and how dare you talk about him like that?? Don't you know he was a gifted pupil? Who read??

And the irony here is that he was smart enough that when he couldn't see shit it didn't matter because he remembered everything he'd ever been told and he heard a lesson once and retained it and he compensated enough no one noticed, and let's face it, before the Amanto came it's highly unlikely he would get his eyes checked.

So he calls the whole thing a scam and storms out and refuses to get glasses and unleashes his fury on anyone who suggests he get a second opinion, and the matter is simply dropped. Gin knows, and he thinks it's kind of funny and it makes for good pranks and it's easier to steal his food. Everyone else has forgotten or doesn't care. His men notice he seems to identify people by voice and genuinely thinks his stealth techniques work because, hey, he can't tell the difference, but "no eye exams" is so thoroughly ingrained into his lessons that they just chalk it up as another of his unique quirks.

Elizabeth does NOT know, and if she did, she would probably try to drug him and have non-consensual Lasik preformed on him while he was asleep. (The eyes-open sleeping would help with this) because even Elizabeth does have limits to his bullshit sometimes.

Anyway, it will probably never come up again, but Zura-can't-see-and-aggressively-berates-anyone-who-tries-to-help-him-see headcanon has been accepted into my universe against my will.

Edit: The lasik bit isn't as funny but I did write it

#gintama #katsura kotarou #headcanon #mindless rambling #should I tag this shit something

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scrambleseggy · 3 months

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When people think women aren’t capable of misogyny I have to laugh because misogyny isn’t men just being creepy and weird and rating women on reddit. It’s not just statistics on violence and crime stories, even though that is a big part of it.

It’s also republican moms and mean girl sisters who encourage competition between women as peak femininity. It’s also women who think having friends is an equivalent to a bravo TV show that includes hair pulling and slut-shaming. It’s also women who tell you certain things make you ugly and “look like a man.” Women who make fun of feminine features in men. It’s women who think the best way to deal with a patriarchal system is by trying to befriend it so they can try to benefit off of it by “not being like other girls” — the way people boil feminism down to the proximity of femininity and masculinity on the internet really bothers me. Some of the worst misogynists I’ve known in my life have been the republican women I’ve grown up around.

#it kinda reminds me of terfs whos entire politics rely on things they think makes a woman #and its the most dystopic 1950’s housewife shit youve ever heard #feminism #transandrophobia #last tag bc some things ive seen regarding arguments in it seem a little relevant #it’s something I want people to keep in mind #the whole manosphere shit goes beyond just meathead podcasts dudes #like we should all know this by now???

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mipexch · 3 months

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#ultrakill #minos prime #v1 #fuck am i supposed to tag this as #saw something funny. felt compelled #gen art #added tags later from twt— i think terminals should have some social media system they offer to all the machines that use them #and they post stupid shit like this. dont ask how v1 got one #why did i write v1. i meant minos

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lilybug-02 · 10 days

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This has happened to me way too many times for it be normal.

#i love my fellow authors and creators. I really do. but OH MY GOD.#please #tag that shit #or just maybe.... dont do that??? hmmmm #bro i cant #i would love to blame myself in that maybe I just ignored the warnings- but like....usually its a very chill vibe #and then BAM. I see something I should not have ever seen.#anyways....#bread #bread comics #my art #mini comic

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felsicveins · 1 month

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His heart belongs to another

And no other heart will do

#no other heart by mac demarco : D #I drew this a couple of days ago because i was feeling crazy and i just love the idea that #these two should be great together!! they should!!! but #theyre not together #theres just . theyre missing something #and thats okay!!! its not meant to be #and theyre friendship is very valuble to both of them!!#their* fuck my baka keyboard #trolls #yall are gonna be mad about this one i feel it ...#i think we all know who jds gonna end up with now right ...#i just gotta .. draw them more 💀#i actully have the perfect ruveal i just have to finish painting it #urrgg i HATE painting #trolls oc #trolls oc cory #trolls movie #trolls john dory #trolls jd #john dory #jd ex husband #oh uhh i imagine this feels like a new years thing. or something #something that happened like right after they reconnected #before floyd and cory started going out #on god one day im gonna put all my tags lore into a post #i just shy 😔 who wants to read all this in a caption #not me brother!! I'm not reblogging that shit!!!#and im not finishing this cause i dont wanna give false hope 😘#although jd dating sim ... is pretty real #i would love to do endings with all his exs

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nebuladreamz · 6 months

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#nebula art and doodles #fnaf #fnaf william afton #fnaf cassidy #in honor of the movie coming out soon #and also something i've been thinking of #tw scopophobia #cw scopophobia #tw blood #cw blood #im not. sure what else i should trigger warn tag this as probably gore but maybe not #anyways i bullshitted this in. like an hour or so i decided halfway through i'd animate a little bit to get used to shit again #BUT YEAH THUMBS UP I LOVE FNAF AND SOME PEOPLE FORGET THAT IT'S GENUINELY FUCKED UP WHEN THINKING OF THE IMPLICATIONS #also was gonna animate the second to last frame of the various springtrap personas afton has but #i wasn't in the mood sorry springtrap lovers #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fandom #?? i guess

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mildmayfoxe · 1 year

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lately

#that first one saved at a truly horrendous resolution #botw 2 #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz #totk #did i figure out what i should tag this shit #my memes #i GUESS!!#don’t at me about how the pictures are all not square in their little lines i did NOT do it in a good program #there’s only so exact you can be on an ipad with something 1/8 in across #i have sooo much stuff i should be doing but i’m making stupid little memes instead #baby's big post

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azure-clockwork · 8 days

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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest #Do I tag it?#Yeah fuck it we ball #fe3h #fe16 #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rhea fire emblem #I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly #Well except Rhea #I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr #discourse #edelgard discourse #Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol #there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game #also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention”#but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think:#“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then”#also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up #and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’#and that’s also really funny #point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone #I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right #I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing

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t4t-dazai · 8 months

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i think im hilarious

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cynical-canidae · 4 months

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I actually love this doodle from work so I have to put it here.

#what tag should i use for my shit doodles #i had something clever but then i forgor it #doctor who #the doctor #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #whouffle #whouffaldi #twelveclara #cynical-art

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queerofthedagger · 8 days

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i love fingon so much just. he's so good and so reckless and he loves so fiercely it makes him do the most stupid shit, and in turn no one ever quite puts him first. I'm going to eat glass

#*mine #tolkien #the silmarillion #silm #fingon #turgon and gondolin. fingolfin and his despair. maedhros and his oath. aredhel and turgon. and so on and so FORTH. and YET #god. godddd #i'm fine it's fine I just need to lie down in traffic for a hot second #not even FINGON puts fingon first. he survives the helcaraxe and goes rescue maedhros #and i don't even mean he handles it gracefully i LOVE the idea of a fingon with a bit of an edge. who jumps head-first into danger #/because/ of all this. no one quite cares all that much cleary so why should he. he just wants to feel something so he might as well do som #unhinged fucking shit. move move move then at least you don't have to think so much #just. do you GET IT #screaming crying pls ignore me #these tags are a mess but this is what my brain has been like for a week straight so. yk #just. my guy :((

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zeb-z · 4 months

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There’s something so important about Gillion - who never heals himself, who rushes into danger, who hides his wounds- facing death and realizing he isn’t unafraid as he was raised to be. He uses his magic on himself to help with the exhaustion, to keep his life intact. And still he tries to comfort Jay and Chip while he’s coherent, being realistic about his chances but refusing to make it painful. Wanting their possible last moments to be light, to be about seemingly inconsequential things, small favorites that still mean the world to him purely because they’re Chip and Jay’s favorites. And then when all is said and done, he makes a raccoon for Jay. He talks about raspberries for Chip. He uses his last saved up arcane energy to try desperately to stay awake, and it works, and it saves him in the final hour.

It’s just. There’s something about how he hasn’t had a chance to rest since the Feywild, really, truly rest. How this whole time he’s been down on himself and taking extreme risks. And now, at what might be the end of it all, he realizes he doesn’t want to die. He wants to live. And not to be able to save others, not to fulfill his destiny, not out of obligation to anyone else - but purely for himself. For all the little things. And though it’s not quite healing in the literal term, his nearly final act was spent trying to save himself - and it worked.

#tw again for tags I’ll say and let me know if I gotta tag any more #but the past 30 episodes have been gillion tidestrider gets the shit beat out of him by the narrative #gillion tidestrider faces passive suicidality and faces old trauma and fresh new trauma #he goes through a shift of his foundation as a person he loses his sister the whole filipe thing and then this Curse #and he goes through with a mindset of ‘these problems exist because I do’ with some heavy implications behind that #it’s been getting easier and easier to choose his own destiny and break from expectations but it’s still not easy #but facing real death. slow and creeping and painful. he realizes he wants to live #not live because destiny demands it but because his friends do. because he does. because he wants to know more and share more of himself #I just. there’s something about all of it yknow #jrwi riptide 98 #jrwi 98 #jrwi #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #z speaks #at what point should I start tagging spoilers like. 100 maybe?

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phone-guy · 2 months

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