#shits gonna fly

[front-facing-pokemon]

#noivern #one of my all-dragon team's staples! thus i have a soft spot for this pokémon. not really for any other reason than that #just a cool badass design. big bat dragon. objectively badass #though i think it should be a dragon/dark type instead of dragon/flying. hydreigon typing #also hi it's me from the future. a few hours before this posts. i just want to complain a little bit #about how fucking difficult this is getting now that i'm getting into alolan forms in the queue #i don't. fucking. know how to use blender. this is kicking my ass. i spent like two hours this morning just trying to get those alolan form #working. and i didn't even successfully do that for two of them #so if you like alolan forms i am Really sorry but they are not gonna be up to par for the production value i have set for myself on this #blog. i've fuckin doomed myself by getting this much of a following and i know i can't get away with the same shit i used to #be able to so like. just fuckin bear with me please it's turning into a whole wreck here in the future in gen 7

[anonymouscheeses]

Frame redrawn! Or whatever it's called 😭

First my wifeee 💜💜 she's so bigger body coded it's not funny grr lmao idk uhh her eye is pinker and obviously the ears, well, exist. Also eyepatch cuz... eyepatch. Yeah. She's my wife u guys... so real so fr fr 🗣🔥

Made him actually black 💀 I'm sorry it felt sooo wrong to give him his canon skin tone it disturbs me.... he has a tie cuz he would wear tie over bow I jst know it. Snout! Cuz deer. I'll probably change his ear placement like, give back his top ears and give him human ones buttt not sure... I hate drawing his hair it's so goofy brutha eugh

LOTTERALY ME U GUYS RARARAHAHEIIREM8S UHHHH idk why I gave her pure black pupils but like I will. Forever. I gave her snout too but like. In a more. Snout way. Yknow??? She's so goofy I love her smm we are the sam.e red cheek thinfs r pink now cuz I think it looks better idk. Goat ears. Cuz goat ears. She's so goat coded it hurts. Just. JUST MAKE HER GOAT RAAHHH

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #vaggie #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin #this isnt a redesign at all jat tbe way i lole to draw rhem 💜💜 #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #my best friend got me a bracelet that says charlie and i cant look it at wirhout squeeling 😭😭😭 #shitrinf and scteaming im gonna explode /j #uhhhhh yah #i like alastor. hes jst sooo fucking cringy in rhe show.... ughhh.... “now to ahow everyobdy not to mess wirh rhe radio demon” 🤓🤓 #like brutha sit down and shit urself nobody gives a flying diahrea abt ur gacha life ahh self lil bro 🙏 #but other than that i love him even tho his breath stank 💜 #hazbin alastor #hazbin chaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin vagatha #hazbin hotel vagatha

[unsaidace]

Y’know what, we’re going full swing for the unhinged BoBs today, I don’t give a shit anymore. I’m seeing people trying to spin Ryan’s latest interview again, and I’m actually sick of it. They pushed me away from a ship I loved because of their incessant ramblings about “comphet” and “couch theory”, I’m fucking done.

Ryan has told y’all multiple times now that Eddie is a straight man. Oliver has told you that they’re not doing the “queer man in love with his straight best friend” angle. Tim has told you that Bucktommy is “a romcom for Buck”. JLH has told y’all to let it go, and she was the OG captain of this ship. That should tell you something, but no. You lot have to keep banging on about “oh, they’re just throwing out red herrings, it’s coming, I can feel it!” and “Bucktommy bones!”. You’ve been feeling it for six seasons now. It still hasn’t happened. Give it a fucking rest.

You’re taking BTS pictures of the cast hanging out on set, literally not even in character, and spinning stories about “oh, Tommy isn’t even interested in Buck, look how far apart they are” and “Buck and Eddie touching shoulders again — Buddie canon S8”. I don’t know how many times y’all need to be fucking told before it sinks in, but I swear to God, if you don’t open your ears and listen for once instead of only hearing what you wanna hear? I’m gonna start throwing shit directly at your faces.

Bucktommys are just trying to enjoy our CANON ship, and some of you lot are consistently trying to ruin it for us with your FANON one. You don’t like Tommy, fine, nobody said you had to. Literally fucking nobody. But that doesn’t mean you get to use your ship to trample all over ours because you’re so deluded that you really think you’re going to get Buddie in season 8 when, from all signs so far, Tommy will still be Buck’s love interest/possibly official boyfriend, and Eddie will still be two-timing Marisol with Kim. I hate to burst your bubble, but here’s a newsflash for you all — you’re not getting Buddie next season. Ship it in fanon all you want, but for the sake of literally everyone else’s sanity, stop trying to influence the fucking show with it.

#911 abc #911 season 7 #911 season 7 spoilers #Ace Rants 🗣️ #new rant tag cuz this shit’s just gonna keep coming #yes this is bitchy and mean. do i give a singular solitary flying fuck? no.

[lavaflowe]

Drew @h1hikari ‘s designs for Wukong and Nezha! I absolutely love the future tech wear vibes and couldn’t resist trying my hand at them😩

#these two talk massive amounts of shit #the sibling dynamic in my head go brrrrrr #Nezha flying down to ffm: Wukong You’re not gonna believe this bullshit #Wukong immediately dropping everything to meet Nezha: who is it this time- sit sit tell me tell me! #sun wukong #nezha #jttw #journey to the west #my art

[noven-warsh]

Holy shit the "be gay, do crimes" phrase just got real

#maia arson crimew #no fly list #gonna make a quick note here #while it is funny that a bi non-binary catgirl using she/it leaked one the US Government's most sensitive info #it is worth noting how fucked up it is that the no fly list has names of innocent people/literal kids because of their names and identity #like holy fucking shit

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[teecupangel]

Assassins Creed could pretty easily be turned into an isekai. No animus involved, just Desmond getting hit by a truck and then mysteriously waking up as Ezio! Or even more hilarious, going the "reincarnated as a book character" route for isekai launch points, Ezio gets run over by a cart and wakes up as Altair, whose journal he'd been reading the night before.

Regardless of who transmigrated, Desmond as Ezio or Ezio as Altaïr, the name of this fic will have to be “I have been transmigrated as the legendary Assassin!” (the exclamation point is necessary, the shortening would either be ITLA or LegAss)

The main two ways to get transmigrated is either through Truck-kun (or Car-kun is Truck-kun is stuck in traffic) or by dying while doing something mundane from overwork or illness.

We’ll go for Truck-kun for Desmond and he’ll wake up as Ezio Auditore, the legendary Assassin from Renaissance Italy.

Of course, since we did specify No Animus involved, we’re going for an alternative world where Desmond never got kidnapped and kept living his peaceful life in New York with the added consolation of the Solar Flare being dealt by something or someone else (perhaps Abstergo with their The Eye project? Or Bill gets to be sacrificed instead? XD)

Anyway, Abstergo still released the Animus as a gaming console and one of their games is about Ezio (primarily from Clay’s sessions, heavily edited) and Desmond is hooked.

He admits, there’s a part of him that was jealous of Ezio. Sure, his story was a tragedy that turned him to a monster (or so Abstergo painted him) but Desmond sorta gets it.

Sorta.

Or maybe he was projecting.

It’s just…

Desmond wanted to know more about Ezio. The game ended after Rodrigo Borgia managed to get Ezio not kill him, to show him how he had become a monster and to return to the light.

It felt like a weak ending in Desmond’s eyes and he’d been contemplating if it was worth the risk joining an online forum to talk about the ending and how a lot of Ezio’s actions doesn’t seemed to make any sense sometimes in the cutscenes.

He just got a ping in his phone while waiting for the pedestrian light to go green and blinked when he read that there were rumors of Abstergo planning to make a sequel to Ezio’s game.

Huh.

They didn’t even care about the cliffhanger of Altaïr’s game.

Then again, Ezio’s game was the most successful game Abstergo Entertainment released for the Animus.

The pedestrian light turned green.

Desmond took a step as he read the article.

Then…

Light.

He turned just in time to see the truck-

Before-

Blood.

He tasted blood.

His lips hurt.

What?

“Uccidetelo!”

Desmond blinked.

He recognized Vieri Pazzi immediately. He had seen his ugly mug in VR for so long because he kept replaying Ezio’s game when he was bored after all.

Desmond blocked the attack of the men charging him, his body seemingly remembering the years of training on the Farm…

No.

His movements…

Was he remembering how to move like Ezio in VR?

That didn’t make sense.

None of this makes sense.

“Ehi!” The man about to punch Desmond from behind dropped to the floor as a familiar man grinned at him, “Behind you!”

“Federico?” Desmond choked, recognizing the older Auditore.

“What’s wrong, Ezio? Too surprised to see your older brother saving you once again?”

Ezio.

He just called Desmond Ezio.

Oh god.

He was Ezio.

He just replaced the Monster of Florence, the White Death himself…

Ezio Auditore.

(Ezio, on the other hand, gets transmigrated when he lost his consciousness while reading Altaïr’s journal for the last time before going to the ship that will sail him as close to Masyaf as it could. He gets transmigrated just as Al Mualim stabs Altaïr on the stomach for failing to recover the Apple)

#let’s be honest #altaïr didn’t leave enough info about how his life went in his codex #so ezio would be flying blind #desmond on the other hand #is under the wrong impression of ezio being a cold blooded murderer #so yeah #desmond is gonna try and fix things #while ezio is gonna wreck shit by accident XD #if it's not clear yet #i love transmigration stories hahahaha #assassin's creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #fic idea: assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot #ask and answer

[foreverfearlessred]

no but like I’m actually ready to THROW HANDS with Williams over how Logan has been consistently treated this season. Logan babes get behind me I can FIGHT.

#I get that upgrades are usually like one car at a time and you’re gonna prioritise your first driver #but I’m pissed off #and when they asked him about the upgrades and he was like ‘not for me unfortunately’ #Logan babes I will fly to Italy and get you those upgrades rn just say the word #him not getting the Imola upgrades is the final straw for me #like the lack of promo around the lap of legends shit and announcing Alex’s extension the same day #the ‘soz loges Alex needs to drive your car in aus’ situation #the not giving Logan his car back and giving him the one with the fixed broken chassis #he’s been on track to get points the last few races and someone’s always fucked it up #kmag was on my f1 fantasy teams and istg the second the race finished I was subbing him for someone else bc I was so mad #like it was his fucking home race my dude #I just feel so bad for him #he deserves so much better #anyways #logan sargeant #ls2 #formula 1 #f1 #imola gp 2024 #williams racing

[rockthefiredetonation]

EYESTRAIN WARNING!!

"Here they come, pouring out of the blue! Little arrows, for me & for you!" "You're falling in love again! Falling in love again!" My (Technically) First Rock-afire art I've posted here! I've had this idea for a while, making art based off of different songs from Rock-Afire shows, and while I did one as a gift for @mr-grizzed, I won't be posting that one so this is the first public one of it's kind!

#the rock afire explosion #the rockafire explosion #rae #eyestrain #bright colors #eyestrain warning #billy bob brockali #looney bird #god this song is such an earworm #and every time i listen to it i imagine billybob doin stupid cherub stuff... #and something grizz pointed out to me was the lyrics are actually kinda fuckin scary!!! #through armor? shit man #originally it was just gonna be billybob with angel wings but then i realized. bird! #bc hes the only one out of them who can fly #im pretty sure looney is a flightless bird but shhh i do what i want. #mod beach bear

[beelzebby666]

stryfewood/mashwood hc where meryl knows something is seriously wrong when wolfwood is very quiet and tender because usually he’s teasing her even when they have more serious moments. like she gets a little kiss on the forehead before he says goodbye to do something and she starts having a complete meltdown because he’s about to go do something stupid and get himself killed, isn’t he? (highly possible.)

#fly writes #both he and vash are prone to 'it's gonna be fine bye bye' moments and they're killing her #but it's even worse when they DON'T say it's going to be okay #meryl experiencing 100 crises in one day because these lads can't get their shit in check #mashwood #stryfewood #merylwood

[majimasleftasscheek]

THE RECENT WEDDING PART HAS ME CRYING TOO! AHHHHHHHHH 😭 IM SO HAPPY FOR MAJI!!!!!!!

god i wish this was canon

the way we could have peace and love on earth if real 😩💦

also I'm so glad you like jksdljklsgjkldg sharing my copium stories is giving me life 💖

#I'm feeling so much goromi love in my heart I could fly away like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a window #I can imagine majima thinking something is inevitably gonna go wrong but no bbygorl shit's gonna go right for you for once I prommy #in the background of my brain my monster AU is playing out with snake!goromi and OUGH I need to draw that too some more #wife on the mind and I can't stop

[sinematically]

talking about a fascist government and setting their elections on the day of diwali and basing ur lead on hanuman…. Dev Patel I’m so proud of u ??????

#dev patel #monkey man #FYI: India is having their election right now & a fascist government might come into power again #we genuinely do not think another election will take place if these assholes win #the red flags in the movie initially were orange to mirror the current political party and had to be COLOR CORRECTED to avoid more issues #this movie will also not be releasing in India most likely and if it does it’ll be post May-mid because elections will be done then #THE SHIT HES DOING RN IS BALLSY AS FUCK I AM SO IN AWE OF HIM #we cannot make movies that criticise our government overtly in India btw like that’s just not gonna fly :D the censor board bans it #please go read about what’s happening with Modi and India if you liked this movie #will give you one mythological story in return <3

[compacflt]

I don’t know why, but I totally believe Mav is one of those skincare people. Just look at how he takes care of his body. Anyways, he doesn’t have a multi-step process since he’s busy, but does have a couple good pricey serums. I also think as a retirement gift, Ice got him an appointment to get one of those chemical peels that takes a few weeks to recover from. Okay, that’s it.

agree to very very much disagree. maverick wears hanes t-shirts that you buy in plastic-wrapped counts of 12 for less than $20 and he wears jeans that were on buy-one-get-two-free sale at macys. Sorry. you could not Pay me to believe that man invests in skincare.

imo ice & mav are superhumanly blessed with good skin & good hair. to the extent that they use dollar store shit and are totally fine and never ever see the need for nicer shit. like a neutrogena commercial will play on the tv and they’re clueless. like “who actually needs that stuff? just wash your face once in a while, you’ll be fine” (the same advice they give to middle school/high school Bradley, who finds their advice summarily unhelpful) they have no knowledge of skincare or any of that stuff because they’ve annoyingly never needed it. they’ll put sunscreen on when they go to the beach… but, like, that’s it. they’re just dudes.

#in the same vein neither of them snore. #you’re gonna tell me ‘iceman’ would for a second let his composure down to snore? no way. #also this is one of my super unpopular opinions: #Mav is not TC. he’s not jacked All the Time. #he gets in real good shape because he needs to be to test the darkstar. other than that he’s just an above average fit 50smth y.o. #obviously like 97th percentile cause you need to be to fly fighter jets but not TC levels ALL THE TIME if u get me #i feel like all of my top gun opinions are just variations of the same theme ‘they’re just dudes. they’re just guys. like let’s be serious’ #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #asks #skincare is Gay Shit. #if you follow my blog…my whole annoying thing is ‘i think ice and mav would be allergic to Gay Shit’ #so not to shoot down ur beliefs or anything but . welcome to tumblr blog compacflt

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

… So I just watched the two episodes of Bad Batch and I… I need some time to process that last episode, not just the content of it but what it means for the future of the last 4 episodes

#well Hunter’s gonna be mad #was lowkey scared for Hunter’s life #omega I love you but please stop with your plans if they put you in danger #I knew crosshairs hand shaking would make something bad happen #to be fair tho he was stacked and the ship had already started ti fly away #Wrecker baby if you’re not fine by the next episode I will personally attack the clone #even if it is tech #btw the clones voice sound like Cody and tech but I don’t think it’s Cody tho #Cody lives somewhere with a somewhat happy life #Hunter baby please don’t do anything stupid next episode #missing Echo tho #can’t we get a happy ending for once #and not just something that looks like defeat on defeat #guess I was right when I said the last few episodes had been the calm before the storm #holly shit there’s only four episodes left #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb hunter #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair

[flitsy]

Okay. So. Post AGIT. Vlad is back in Wisconsin with Dan. Walter works and is head over heels for the man. It's a well paying job he can't just quit. Gotta move the family out to Wisconsin so he can keep it.

Wes is immediately upset about not being able to keep an eye on Danny and what he's doing back in Amity. Not to mention school here sucks. Nobody even believes in ghosts in the first place, people are calling him crazy even more than they did before. It's the worst. Then he meets a new student. One who just so happens to look like Danny Fenton? Hell no. There's no way he's not getting to the bottom of this.

#Danny Phantom #agit spoilers #Wes Weston #Unidentified Flying Ship #prompt #Wes is gonna annoy the hell out of Dan. #Who doesn't even know who he is cause everything that went down with his family and friends was before Wes figured Danny out. #But then shit happens and they kiss instead.

[firapolemos05]

A continent sunders beneath him into fire and ash. The air fills with smoke and heat he just barely manages to evade.

The vast expanse of ocean is Cerrit’s only view for weeks. The skies darken, the waves crash, and the world descends into a cataclysm. Little rest, little food, little water.

None of it matters. Only the three faces in his memory matter now. Only the three faces that await him. Only that promise that keeps him aloft through exhaustion and burning muscles. Only the three voices that call to him through the Sending Stone clutched in his hand. They keep him going. They keep him fighting.

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A brother and sister sit watching the sky. A mother stands guard, ensuring that her children are cared for during their vigil. Ensuring they eat and rest despite their stubbornness. Ensuring they remain in the city, hidden from outside dangers.

She has relayed their location. He will find them. This city cloaked by the Rifenmist will not hide itself from him.

It’s weeks since the sky became choked with ash, weeks since Maya and Kir last looked into their father’s eyes. He did well to mask the truth, his fear, with determination and a tight grasp on a sliver of hope. But his kids had his eyes too.

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A shape appears above the horizon.

Small, alone, wavering on the little strength he had left.

He sees them. He’s made it.

He’s made it.

Three sets of wings fly up to catch him. The former Senior Sightwarden of Avaliir collapses into the arms of his wife and kids. Safe at last.

“Wingspan reporting in,” are his first words before blissful sleep takes him.

#SO #THAT FINALE HUH #I HAVE TOO MANY EMOTIONS #enough to speed write this at 5:45 in the morning #the exact time of Avaliir's demise funny enough #MY MAN CERRIT KEPT HIS PROMISE #HE GETS TO SEE HIS FAMILY AGAIN #and because it wasn't specified what part of Gwessar they were in I put Wrayne and the kids in Niirdal-Poc #they get to survive the whole shit because they deserve it #but holy shit Cerrit survived #I'm so proud #though the poor guy's going to be flying for weeks mostly nonstop #he's gonna be exhausted #let him have a fucking nap #critical role #cr spoilers #critrole #Exandria Unlimited #exu spoilers #exandria unlimited calamity #exu calamity part 4 #cerrit agrupnin #exu calamity #original #my work #fic #fanfic #cr fic #my writing