#she literally named him NUGGET too

[thunderon]

really love akilah. she’s eaten two human bodies but couldn’t bring herself to eat her already-dead emotional support mouse

#yellowjackets #akilah yellowjackets #she literally named him NUGGET too #baby i love you #op

[angelsheartts]

Hi!! I was wondering if I could request the “hope nobody will catch us!” prompt for Angel dust x gn! reader too? Thank you love!!❤️❤️

✩‧₊˚ I HOPE NOBODY CATCH US !! .

(but i kinda hope they catch us, anyways)

#pairing: angel dust, husk, velvette, lute x gn reader

#cw: suggestive content, +18 mdni, cuss words Imao, getting caught in suggestive situations ig?? adam being adam on lutes part, drunk sex?, kind of only fans on velvettes part ngl.

#notes: just got back from vacation, and i do feel kind of inspirational to write on my blog lmao, so here it is! second part of "i hope nobody catch us". did anyone noticed it’s the lyrics from les - childish gambino?

PART l

˖ ˚ ༘✶ ANGEL DUST .

well, it’s kind of ironic how angel dust would actually care if someone would see you both fucking, but it’s just because he actually wants to have something intimate with you, not just some porn video where you both need to act.

today, valentino had given your partner finally a day off, so you both decided it would be the best to spend it together.

as you both were cuddling in his bed, you somehow started teasing him by confessing how you watched one of his adult videos, and how much it had turned you, so it wasn’t a big surprise how you ended having him on top of you.

"that’s kinky for you to say, but keep going" angel dust said, smirking at you while already having your underwear aside "well, at first i saw how you went down on them, and-" suddenly fat nuggets was on the bed looking at you both.

yeah, so after seeing your kid staring at you both, it really made the atmosphere so not hot.

˖ ˚ ༘✶ HUSK .

i mean, husk, and you do have a pretty regular intimate life cause this man is sooo touch starved, but there’s something different about being drunk and intimate to him.

you knew you both had maybe a few more drinks than usually, but that wouldn’t hurt anyone, right?

wrong, as soon as you started to feel the alcohol doing its thing, you soon started to feel horny too.

but, who could judge you? seeing your bartender boyfriend also with the same flushed face as you was so hot, you somehow ended on top of the counter, while having your boyfriend kiss your neck.

"Oh, for fucks sake, and everyone says im the perverted one?"

yeah, hearing angel dust words made you both stop, but it didn’t make you stopped once you reached your bedroom.

˖ ˚ ༘✶ VELVETTE .

your girlfriend being a famous influencer in hell wasn’t something new to you, but as soon as you both started dating, you didn’t expect her to literally get sent sex toys for you both to try out and recommend or give your review about it.

your girlfriend was doing a live on her sinstagram, when you unexpectedly entered the room in the lingerie she just bought you just a few days ago.

of course, she had to end her livestream by saying a lame excuse to pamper your needs, and what the best way to do that with testing the vibrator who got sent to her for a review.

"velvette, ah- it‘s too much, i‘m going to cum" while sitting on her lap and putting your arms around her neck, you both suddenly heard velvettes phone vibrating like crazy, turns out she never ended her livestream and all hell just saw how needy you were for her.

after really ending the live, let’s just say that the vibrator you used got most-sold-sex-toy of the month.

˖ ˚ ༘✶ LUTE .

your girlfriend is somehow always occupied with something that isn’t you, so you might of have your ways to have her attention.

even though your girlfriend is an exterminator, you both sometimes ended up working together.

so, if dragging her near a closet to have her all for yourself was bad, then what you wanted to do in there with her would be worse.

"(name), it’s not appropriate, and adam is gonna be here anytime soon" lute said, staring at your face with her mask "yeah, yeah you say that every time, but you know how it always ends"

and yes, it was true, your girlfriend knew your true intentions when you dragged her into the closet, but still, she had a kinky side where she liked doing things you weren’t supposed to.

not to mention how hot you looked when you tried to be the dominant one.

"fuck, you're already so wet, huh? is it because you like getting me in trouble or because you want me to punish you?" she said, rubbing her fingers near your clit faster each time, "ah, lute-! keep going" "you’re a fucking mess, answer my questi-"

"DANGERTITS? bullshit, why the fuck didn’t i come sooner? legit thought you didn’t have sex, but you know what? this can get pretty awesome if i joi-“

adam did in fact not join you both, but he did make lute clear that "you both needed the original dick to even come" - adams words.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust x reader #hazbin hotel angel dust #husk x reader #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette x reader #hazbin hotel lute #lute x reader #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel x reader

[entumtum]

Introduction: New Friends

pairing: toji x afab reader (used y/n in the fic)

content: jjk college au, fluff, a bit nonsensical, a little suggestive (like <1%)

kinda proofread already hehe

chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five

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“hey y/n!”, Shoko waved eagerly at you from a cafeteria table, Utahime sitting next to her munching on a yakitori skewer.

“i can’t believe we have a quiz in 2 weeks, the term literally just started,” she complained as you plonked down on your seat. “tell me about it,” you sighed. you met Shoko and Utahime at your first class of the new school term, being unable to find an empty seat when you reached the lecture (because you woke up late - recurring life theme here) and your eyes darted around frantically until Utahime gave a teeny hand signal from the far side of the room. you rushed to the chair sheepishly as professor Yaga narrowed his eyes at you.

“thanks so much, i owe you one!” you exclaimed in a hushed tone, taking out the nuggets that you grabbed from the fast food place near the dorms. you threw two in your mouth and offered the rest to them - they had the most grateful look on their faces since they didn’t have lunch beforehand. a bond was immediately forged.

“let’s try to do better this term, Shoko - your grades need a bump if you wanna apply for that exchange programme next year,” Utahime reminded. Shoko grunted while taking a huge bite of her onigiri as you smiled. “i’ll try to help out, i’m somewhat of a nerd,” you offered, causing them to chuckle as you slurped on your iced tea.

“oop, here come the guys,” Shoko pointed.

you turned and noticed six extremely tall and burly men approaching your table. your stomach churned slightly as your eyes trailed up to their faces - how is it legal to look this good? and why were they all so fit? from the corner of your eye, you saw a few heads turn as they walked by.

“oooh Utahime, whatcha eating? save some for me, i haven’t had anything since breakfast,” the white-haired boy whined, tilting his tinted glasses down and putting an arm around her, who looked visibly irritated by his existence. Shoko just chuckled at the sight. you noticed his piercing blue eyes which quickly darted to meet yours.

“who’s this pretty girl? i can’t imagine she’s your friend - you only hang out with duds - no offense, Shoko,” he inquired curiously, moving his face closer to yours as you tried to maintain your composure as he eyed you up and down. “go away, Gojo!” Utahime pushed his face away. “her name’s y/n, she’s our new friend,” replied Shoko. “y/n, these are our friends from high school - you can ignore Satoru though, i’ve just deemed him irrelevant to our lives,” she waved Satoru off and he gave her a quick pout before turning his attention back to you.

“very nice to meet you, y/n! looking forward to getting to know you better!” he was dangerously close to your face and gave you a flirty wink (ahh, he’s one of those guys). you stood your ground and kept your eyes on him. he seemed intrigued by your unwavering gaze. you smiled calmly, “i’m looking forward too, Satoru - i’m sure we’ll be great friends.” his eyes widened and he nodded slowly. “well, since we’re doing introductions…” he dragged one of the boys closer to him.

“this is Suguru! Kento! Ryomen! Choso! and Toji!”, he excitedly pointed to each boy as he introduced them, each of them side-eyeing him but softening their gaze when they looked at you and gave you a slight nod.

you smiled at each of them but stared a bit longer, in particular, at the last person who was introduced. his deep green eyes stared back with a greater intensity than the rest, and your eyes lingered on his face a bit longer. that was when you saw a deep scar trailing at the corner of his lips which made him look so much hotter and rugged, and you wondered how he got it… you quickly looked away towards the others. okay, yeah, he’s the hottest one. your heart was beating a bit too loudly and you unwittingly pressed your thighs together.

“nice to meet all of you!” you beamed sweetly. they seemed to be impressed by how you maintained your composure - understandably, they were more used to people being swooning messes when they even looked in their direction. meanwhile, you panicked internally and hoped that your cheeks weren’t too red.

“oh we gotta go, y/n! next class is in five minutes!” “oh crap, i almost forgot!” you, Shoko and Utahime grabbed your bags and started heading out of the cafeteria. ‘we’ll catch you guys at dinner! Gojo, you’re uninvited!” Satoru laughed as Utahime pointed at him - you and Shoko laughed at her cute antics.

“you always hurt me so much, my dear 'Hime! and hey, bring y/n, we wanna get to know her better!” Satoru replied with a huge goofy grin as Suguru slapped his back and let out a cross between a sigh and chuckle.

you turned to give Satoru an acknowledging smile when you noticed Toji smiling gently at you. your breath hitched as he was the only one who raised his hand slightly as if to say ‘bye’. you kept your eyes on him as he turned and walked away, his broad shoulders and muscular back rippled as he headed in the opposite direction. you wonder if you would ever get closer to that stoic, quiet man.

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omg it's my first ever fic pls go easy on me this storyline was in my head for the longest time and i have many thoughts on how this will go moving forward ARGH

#jjk fluff #toji fushiguro #toji x reader #toji fluff #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk x reader

[eriexplosion]

FASTER <3 An episode I liked the first time that I have a new and powerful appreciation for

Wrecker and Omega playing strategy games is so cute. He loses a lot, but I think it's not because he's bad at them, she is just. Better than most people. She's great to play with though because eventually she learns that Wrecker just needs a little extra time to think on his turns, he only makes questionable moves if he's rushed.

Tech is SO unimpressed with the uber eats mission Hunter and Echo went on. It's so funny that they apparently needed to use the buddy system for nerf nuggets delivery. Just in case.

Tech is used to Cid's shit he is the only one like 'security detail needs elaboration' because he's apparently the ONLY ONE that remembers when important details like "target is a rancor" got left out

I just love the Star Wars tradition of 'you know what high speed racing needs? extra ways to kill each other.'

Cid explaining everything to Omega is so cute actually she adores this kid.

TAKE A SEAT SPECTACLED SPECTATOR. TAY-0 is so fucking funny. It's time he prepares for the next race. Which he's going to win. TAY-0!

CIDDARIN SCALEBACK. Top Tier Star Wars Name

I love the moment when Tech and Wrecker both move in to protect Omega instantly. And Cid pushing Omega back behind her when she steps forward. She WILL come through for that girl in season 3 I know it.

Wrecker: "What's he saying?" Tech: [REDACTED]

I adore the red painted battle droid we get glimpses of. Top tier design.

SAFA TOMA SPEEDWAY IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY, DEATH, OR DISINTEGRATION. THANK YOU!

love to take my little sister to the local 'get shot in the stands' race

That is definitely not MOST of TAY-0 Wrecker my dear.

Omega immediately speaking up like I have an extremely impulsive plan to suggest that may get us all killed or worse

"I am ready to... WHEREAREMYARMSANDLEGS?" The delivery on this line is amazing

LET TAY-0 INSTRUCT YOU HOW TO DO THIS PROPERLY

Tech looks like the most beleaguered customer service person alive right now

INSTEAD OF REPAIRING HIM WE SHOULD BE MURDERING THE GANGSTER <- Wrecker plans in action

"Hustlers like us never change" "I might surprise you." "I doubt that."

Come on you can't have an exchange like that and not have her immediately take her money and try to get Omega back and find Tech somehow

Love TAY-0's face flipping entirely around while walking away to continue talking to Wrecker.

TAY-0 BEING TAKEN OUT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. THEY ASSASSINATED HIM.

Cid telling TAY-0 to snap out of it and he's literally just a torso... I don't think it's going to work...

DRAMATIC LEAD UP MUSIC TO "I WILL BE THE RACER"

Wrecker's face falling and "He's not joking" he is SO worried about Tech right now (anyway this parallels his calculated decision to shoot out the cable connector in Plan 99 and shows why it is not going to be as simple as him falling to his death, in this essay I will-)

OBSESSED WITH THE GRATUITOUS TECH CROTCH SHOT OF HIM GETTING INTO THE RACER.

The announcer going through every single name is such a great set up to them just ROASTING TECH'S NAME AT LENGTH WHILE THE CROWD MUTTERS DUBIOUSLY. BE NICE TO TECH.

Haxxon "The War Gnome" Trajanix is the red battle droid and I'm obsessed with him.

The other battle droid and the tricked out protocol droids are fantastic too honestly.

TECH YOU GOTTA BE IN FRONT TO WIN

It's called strategy NO it's called LOSING

I'm sorry their banter is so fucking good this episode. I cannot understand filler complaints on this one it's a breather episode and it's a fantastic one that sets up several things including Cid at the end of this season and like into season 3, as well as providing ample evidence of how Tech thinks and evaluates risk.

Cid looking away from the screen when she sees Tech take the death trap route is it because she's scared for herself or doesn't want to see him die right on screen

"You sound surprised" is another good possible callback line

"Well, I guess I owe you one." "Yes. I agree." "I'll make it up to ya!"

If this doesn't come back I will eat a hat. I don't own any so it won't be mine but I will find and eat one.

I still think the best ending to this would have been Hunter abruptly calling and going TECHHHHHH?

#the bad batch rewatch

[romanromulus]

found on nbc is genuinely the worst show on tv but no matter how hard I fight it I somehow always seem to be seated for every episode. but the writing is so bad that I can barely follow what’s happening. i’m always screaming, WHAT? WHY? or, how did you come up with that?!? at the tv. and what’s deeply upsetting is that the premise is so delicious and it delivers on zero percent of it. how do you make ‘lady who was kidnapped as a young woman has now dedicated her life to finding missing people but TWIST! she tracked down her kidnapper and has him chained up in her basement and he’s been helping her solve cases.’

first of all you’re not silence of the lambs and you never will be and also so, what, you kidnap a few people fifteen years ago and suddenly you’re an expert in kidnapper psychology? also when the kidnapper had the main character (gabi) in his basement or wherever she was, he made her dress up like a 60s housewife. instead of doing anything kidnappery or even slightly exciting, he spent all their time together psychoanalyzing her relationship with her father (how did he know anything about her relationship with her father, you ask? it’s never explained) and also the kidnapper (his name is sir) made her have literal scripted interactions with him at the dinner table? like at that point either kill me or instigate a sexual relationship. like fuck. do me a favor honestly, I’m not reading a script at dinner and I’m sure as fuck not talking to you about my dad. fucking you has got to be less awful than that and knowing you there would be interminable pillow talk during and after. but I’m prepared to take the hit if you promise to stop bringing me an annotated copy of the dsm-5 (he really does this in a real episode).

so anyway all of that is incredibly lame. but when we aren’t in flashback mode, it’s also lame. sir is chained up in gabi’s basement, sleeping on a dirty mattress and honestly looking like a goddamn snack, salt and pepper beard, biceps that could cradle a kidnapped woman all night long. every time gabi visits him in the basement, she throws case files at him and he puts on his cunty little reading glasses to glance down at one page and then say something like, why would a man have a secret…and then gabi is like oh my god I have to get to the abandoned warehouse by the wharf and rushes out. sir keeps being like, I know who you are…you’re exactly like me…we’re partners…and gabi is having exactly none of it.

look at the end of the day found is an uplifting story about a bruised but unbroken woman who almost escaped an evil man. she’s a fighter, she’s a survivor, and she does good work saving people that no one else gives a shit about. one day she WILL escape that evil man, for good this time. but oh my god. oh my god please try to be sexy for one single moment. pleaaaase please I’m begging. and the burgeoning flirtationship between ‘the man in the chair’ dude and the guy who’s role I can’t figure out I guess he’s like their security? anyway whatever is going on between them does not count. zero chemistry. don’t even get me started on the woman who waits at the bus stop every night. or the cop with way too much facial hair. Jesus this show is so bad. but like please please please can I get one nasty little scene where gabi and sir get too close and he reaches up to touch her face and she grabs his wrist and they share a moment of super charged eye contact? that’s literally all I’m asking for it’s barely anything I’ve sat through so much of this show for a single nugget of sex appeal please nbc help me I’m dying

[nebulaicnova]

star rail headcanons!! (pt. 1)

SFW, mostly fluff. minor angst. it's just bullet points so um

Starting with just the Astral Express!

(once again ty for reading <3)

Himeko

Very touchy, but in super subtle ways.

She’ll never outright make out with her s/o in public or anything like that, but her hand is always grazing over their hand, or resting on their leg.

Her and Kafka have an “enemies with benefits” relationship.

Welt keeps having to remind her that engaging with one of the most wanted people in the universe is dangerous and she shouldn’t be doing that on the reg.

Himeko only really half listens.

Welt also reminds her that Kafka is literally a mass murderer.

Himeko always brings Kafka some coffee. Kafka hates coffee, but drinks it anyway.

Sometimes she and Kafka run into each other on different missions.

It’s always overdramatic.

They continue to act like it’s their first meeting, mostly so the Astral Express Trio doesn’t get suspicious.

They do get suspicious, considering they start flirting at every given opportunity.

She never really gets angry! It takes so much to actually make her have an outburst. And when she does…

Dan Heng and March have never seen her have a genuine outburst.

Welt has.

Welt is afraid.

Welt

Thinks of literally everyone as his kids. Including Himeko.

Sometimes uses pet names for the Trio.

Calls Dan Heng pumpkin, March buttercup, and the Trailblazer either bubs or honey.

No one knows why.

He doesn’t know why.

Extremely warm. He’s easily the best hugger on the Express.

Being so wrapped up, plus the herrscher core makes him a walking oven. Similar to the Trailblazer.

His fingers are too big to text properly.

“Mr. Yang, we’re heading back to the Luofu.”

“Oaken.”

“What???”

“Ol”

“????”

“OK”

Loves when people buy him small trinkets or souvenirs.

His room is decorated with little dolls that March brings back, or different books Dan Heng brings.

With the Trailblazer on the express, he now has amassed a collection of funky keychains.

Tried to fit them all on his phone one time and the loop on his case broke.

Still misses the people from his original universe very much.

He feels a lot of nostalgia whenever he sees Seele from Jarlo VI.

Is actually the person that pushed Jarlo Seele into befriending Jarlo Bronya.

Had to keep himself away from Guinaifen because it hurt too much reminding him of Tesla.

Dan Heng

He’s pretty scared of Blade.

He’s seen glimpses of him in nightmares.

And on the wanted posters.

Yeah, not really good memories to have.

Nearly shit himself the first time they re-met on the Luofu.

Masked it with slight aggression.

Welt and Himeko both have the general knowledge that he has nightmares on a nearly nightly basis.

He doesn’t like to talk about it.

Himeko will offer him some coffee and cookies.

Welt gives him hugs. Hugs for all.

Gets sick pretty often.

Like a little Victorian child.

Temperature too hot? Sick.

Temperature too cold? Sick.

He stuck next to the Trailblazer as much as he could on Jarlo VI to even it out.

Didn’t work. He got sick again.

Absolutely ADORES hugs.

He never outright shows it, but he is like the number one hug enjoyer.

He’ll always grumble about being shown physical affection, but never once has backed away from a hug.

Welt knows this. And always hugs him.

March

Her and Dan Heng fight over who gets to hang out with the Trailblazer more.

(Neither of them take both for an answer.)

She usually wins.

Even though she doesn’t really ACT like it, she’s secretly super intelligent.

It all started when she realized how gloomy things on the Express got.

She started acting super cheery and cutesy and dumb to heighten the mood.

It worked! And then she found out she actually liked it.

She has an iron deficiency.

Most likely because the only meat she insists on eating are chicken tenders and chicken nuggets.

She cried one time because a restaurant was out of nuggets.

Plushie collector.

Has to get EVERY variety of plushie she can find on every planet.

She names them all, too. After the days she bought them.

Himeko sent the Trailblazer with her to try and tone it down. The Trailblazer also started collecting.

#honkai star rail #himeko #dan heng #march 7th #welt yang #i love them all #one chance PLEAAASE #my biases are obvious

[yagamisdiary]

can we have some parasite or eldia headcanons on how they acted as kids 😭

omg yes !! i’ll do parasite first and then if u guys also want eldia lmk

parasite yn:

- was the type of kid to dig up worms in the backyard and keep them in her pockets to show ppl randomly for shock factor (i see her doing this with frogs and lizards too)

- used to hide in the kitchen cabinets to see how long it would take for her parents to find her

- once pretended to play dead at the public swimming pool and ppl actually began freaking out

- her dad had a lot of tattoos so she would color them in with markers whenever she was bored

parasite eren

- used to play an insane amount of call of duty

- his mom used to call him a stalker because he used to be everywhere anywhere at anytime and would just stare at ppl in silence (u know what scene i’m referring to)

- he has a total of 26 scars, a majority coming from childhood and forcing himself to learn how to skate

- used to own every skating magazine and wore Thrasher and Golf religiously in middle school

sasha

- was a surprisingly a picky eater for the first few years of her life and would only ever order dinosaur chicken nuggets until one day her dad convinced her to try something else and she never looked back

- used to be called the “jump rope queen” in elementary school and held the record for longest time spent without messing up

- her family are the richest farmers in Paradis and she grew up around a lot of animals. she has a horse, two pigs and several chicken

- used to think bloody mary was real and refused to be in any room with a mirror and the lights out

hitch

- was in beauty pageants at any early age until she got kicked out of one for cheating and sabotaging other girls

- has a childhood dog named lucky which her family recused from getting hit on the street

- preferred moths over butterflies because she was sad they didn’t get as much love

- used to beg her parents for quarters to get stick on tattoos for the machines

connie

- starting wearing cologne at a very early age because he was terrified ppl could smell that he hadn’t showered yet

- was that kid that had permanently orange fingers from too much cheese puffs

- type to smell his clothes on the floor to see if they’re clean or not

- won the talent show three times in a row in elementary for break dancing (it was the same routine every year)

jean

- only child energy of a rich family so he literally gets whatever he wants, doesn’t really know how to save money just asks for more

- tried to learn how to skate with eren once, failed miserably, and never bothered to try again

- cheese stick addict

- once fell off a moving truck and broke his arm

mikasa

- learned how to play piano and violin early on

- won the spelling bee once and never bothered to do it again

- was the kid who constantly asked where babies come from

- type of kid to get a new article of clothing and wear it to death

historia

- was in ballet for several years

- went through a phase where she was obsessed with chewing gum

- used to go shopping with her mom and lie to their dad about it

- had a cat that would sleep with her every night

#parasite

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls- Season 2, Episode 16, "There's The Rub", aka A Sheer Masterpiece of GilmoreDom, AKA Jess, Rory, And Paris Eat Together And All Is Right With The World-Part 3

Who's ready for more TTR? (PS: There is a link to all previous recaps including parts 1 and 2 of TTR in my pinned post, while I work on puting together a better master index. You can also search my Tumblr by specific episode name or season).

Anyone ever look at unofficial GG merchandise on places like Redbubble and Etsy? There are a bunch of phrases that always end up on crap. Oy with the poodles already. I smell snow. Etc etc. "Vicious trollop" is a very common one as well. But nobody was putting "Why Did You Drop Out of Yale" on anything, so I had to create my own custom merch.

The banter between Emily and Lorelai is so sharp and witty and wonderful in this episode, it reminds me why am I still watching this show in the first place and subjecting myself to the additional torture of analyzing every episode minute by minute (for the second time in 3 years), even though it so often greatly disappoints me or angers me. There are just some episodes where AmyShermanPalladino's light shines through and touches everything in her kingdom. None of these moments involve Dean Forrester.

Never have I ever been so excited to see these two little words. "Doorbell Rings." JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS

When I tell you I literally squealed when she opened the door. If Gilly Girls was taking place in the 2020's, Jess would be a DoorDasher. I would have him deliver to the Forresters and spit in Dean's food. This is all too pure. My heart's a flutter. I can't snark on it. SaltyGilmores™ has been disabled. Look, I can't just regurgiate every single line and frame from this scene so I'll just post a select few things. Enjoy and #AdmireTheDeliveryBaby

Can we talk about the way she's looking at him? 😍 R: How come Cesar didn't deliver this? J: I volunteered. R: Why? J: I wanted to get out of the construction zone. Mmm, sure. I love when he does this shit:

He doesn't exactly sound surprised that one of the Gilmores didn't tip him. I will never cease, desist or yield in making "Rory and Lorelai don't pay for their food" jokes.

Should I instead make jokes about how this is the second time in a row that the Gilmores actually did try to pay him and he refused?

The last time we saw this shirt, he had a name patch over his titty. I really like this shirt and how we can see his scandalous bare forearms for once. Dear Baby Jesus, Milo is adorable. And the light on him is just perfect in this shot.

R: You're staying? J: Didn't you just invite me? R: No... J: You told me I could have all the food I wanted. That sounded Invitation-Like. R: You want to stay here and eat? J: Beats being at Luke's.

You will not be going anywhere, young lady. You sit right down at that table and have a literary debate with Jess and Rory, eat some fries, and don't get up until Dean Forrester barges in and ruins everything.

Jess Mariano's social anxiety is so palpable you could eat it. It is radiating from his pores with the intensity of a hundred suns. This anxious little nugget, who did not make even a second of eye contact upon meeting a new person, has the entire town of Schitt's Hollow quaking in fear of what atrocities he may be capable of. Oooh what have we here? A MINOR INCONSEQUENTIAL PLOT HOLE!

To be continued.

#milo ventimiglia #gilmore girls #jess mariano #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 2 #theres the rub #emily gilmore #paris geller #I love this episode I just want to gently place it in my nest #and incubate it #Anti Dean Forrester

[killroadz]

𝑨 𝑪𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒍 𝑳𝒊𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

"𝐀 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 ,𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞!!"

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Trigger Warnings: Mentioned Cults, implied grooming and very brief mentioned child abuse

Ｌｉｕ

Liu's full name is Lucius Vicki Woods, however he heavily prefers to just be called Liu. It's shorter and easier to say.

He's 27 years old(7 years older than Jeff) and he managed to graduate College before he started serial killing.

Liu uses He/Him pronouns. However he doesn’t care what pronouns you give him. If you were to use She/her pronouns for him, he won’t correct you, cuz he low key does not care.

Liu is 6'4 and really likes teasing anybody and everybody shorter than him.

He's kinda skinny. Like, he isn't unhealthy skinny or nothing, just...Skinny ish. He’s fine. He eats.

His hair is not brown, it’s actually a really dark shade of red, he never brushes it either. He’s dirty and he stinks. He takes one shower every few weeks.

Liu’s White-Asian, however he takes more after his dad (a privileged white man) than his mother (An Asian woman who Liu quite disliked) he got his height from his mother though.

Many people say Liu acts like his father, and he curses out anyone who dares compare to that bastard.

Liu tries to act like he cares about people, he’ll give you presents, love, his credit card and he’ll still won’t give a fuck about you. He only really cares about Jeff and Sully. Those are his little brothers and he’ll get crucified for them.

Speaking of crucified…that actually almost happened to Liu when he was around twelve. What he thought were adult aged people who cared about him were only cult members who wanted Liu to be their sacrifice.

He got away though, but those same cult members found EJ a couple years later.

Throughout Liu’s teenage years he often hung around the wrong group of people. People who told him that they cared about and loved him, people who used Liu to get what they wanted and forget about him for a month, only contacting him when they need him. (It was nothing sexual)

Liu also was extremely distant to his younger brother, so distant that the two brothers kinda hated each other. (Until Liu’s aunt forced Liu to use his first paycheck to buy ten-year-old Jeff chicken nuggets and a day in the park)

During Liu’s life his parents expected a lot from him, he was so busy trying to please his parents with good grades that he never noticed the abuse his parents put Jeff through. He suspected it but the thought of that never stuck around for along.

Current Liu feels like a piece of shit for not helping his brother when he was having a hard time, and he’ll help Jeff even when he doesn’t want his help.

He’s clingy and he knows too much about people. He knows everyone’s schedule, routine and etc. He knows your phone password, credit card number and IP address.

Protect your wives, husbands and spouses. Liu’s coming for all of them.

S U L L Y

Sully’s full name is Sully Harper Lauren’s. His name is not Sullivan, it’s just Sully.

Sully is seven years old, however he acts much older than his age. Sully uses He/Him pronouns. If you were to ask him what his pronouns were he’d tilt his head and shrug. He doesn’t know the answer to that question either.

He’s african american but his skin is very cold and uncomfortable to touch. He just needs lotion and a bath dw.

He has really fucking long purplish-black hair, if he is slouching, his hair will drag on the ground, which makes it really fucking dirty, similar to Liu, he never brushes it. Some of his hair covers the right part of his entire face. Sully literally cannot cut his hair, it grows back within several seconds, the only thing he can do it just tie it up.

Like said before, Sully does not act his age at all.

He acts more like adult-humored high schoolers that you’d see bullying a kid on the side of the road.

Sully is spiteful, arrogant, cruel and hard-headed. He’s a naturally very angry person, and hates everyone that tries to get close to him. Dispite that, Sully is actually pretty shy.

He prefers to be alone most the time, and when you are disrupting his alone time (which is all the time) he will curse and scream at you.

Leave Sully alone, that’s basically the only way to become his friend. Just leave him the fuck alone.

Even though Sully doesn’t act his age, he’s still a child. He watches kid shows that’ll easily keep him entertained and oh my god please push him on the swings and say “Woooosh” while doing it.

He really enjoys things like Transformers and Warrior Cats.

Compares every orange cat to Firestar. Every brown tabby cat is Tigerclaw, every fluffy white cat is Cloudtail. Oh? A brown tabby cat who hangs around plants a lot? Yeah that’s Leafpool. A very mean Calico cat? Mapleshade.

Has read every Warrior Cats book. Definitely Sparkpelt’s biggest fan. /j

Oh, by the way. Sully isn’t an alter or anything related with DID. He’s a vengeful ghost child who used to work for Zalgo. He can willingly possess Liu’s body when he pleases and he does most his murdering with Liu. Because Sully’s seven year old body cannot hold a knife. He can pick up things 60x his weight, he just cannot hold a knife with his own body for some reason.

He’s like- a really sad person and he expects too much of himself.

Don’t touch his bare skin!!! He’ll have a panic attack and start attacking you!

Poor baby just needs a hug, a blanket and a brother who actually likes him and cares about him.

Brotherly issues am I right?

On a wholesome note, he has a stuffed crocodile toy that he calls Snoodle. Plus a Iguana named Godzilla

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All right I’m done now. This really shouldn’t have take 2 months to finish. But whatever. Stay tuned for some more headcanons to come!

Have a great day

Reblogs > Likes

#homicidal liu #homicidal liu headcanons #liu woods #liu hodek #sully creepypasta #sully woods #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta headcanon #RØADKILL’s headcanons xoxo

[unfortunate-songbird]

rottmnt Minecraft hc because brainrot

Raph always makes the worlds. The others figure it’s some sort of “control freak big older brother” thing or w/ever

it’s actually because they play with keep inventory on bc they’re all prone to dying in really inconvenient places and losing all their stuff, leading to absolute misery. Mikey would forget if he made the world, and Donnie and Leo both have too much pride. So Raph does it, and they pretend it’s for him to keep their own pride

You’d probably think Mikey makes the best houses, considering what an artist he is. Maybe he would, but no one will ever know, because he spends his entire Minecraft experience in caves. “Mikey, please, it’s been three hours”

“MORE DOWN”

Yknow how the new caves literally just keep going further and deeper forever? Mikey just literally never leaves

it’ll be hours and the only reason you know he’s still playing is the occasional

tazzmarazz has made the achievement [Diamonds] or whatnot

that’s it

(razzmatazz was taken, so mikey improvised)

guy has literally never been to the nether

end who? who needs the end when there’s MORE DOWN

he has a pet axolotl in a bucket named LotlLove and he would die for him.

you could offer him a full set of netherite with any enchantments he wants if he just doesn’t jump down that ravine, and he wouldn’t even hear you because he’s already jumped down it

funnily enough, it’s for this reason that he’s the best at mgl water buckets

sometimes Donnie tries to beat him, leading to the following in chat:

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

Bootyyyshaker9000 fell from a high place

NeonLeon: lmao

Bootyyyshaker9000: SHUT UP

Donnie and Leo would probably beat the game in the first twenty minutes if they weren’t so focused on messing with each other

Donnie has had multiple mental breakdowns about redstone mechanics

he also hoards every block ever

sure, he’s probably never going to use six stacks of packed ice, but just in case!!

also if you touch any of his chests he Will Kill You

they’re all perfectly organized and he always knows where everything is

Leo, on the other hand, literally just throws all his crap into random chests

Donnie looks in there and nearly has a stroke because there’s 3 diamond, 16 sand, 10 gold nuggets, 5 buckets, another 29 sand in another slot, and a stack and a half of iron ingots all in the same chest

it’s a nightmare

Leo is forbidden to play without earbuds/headphones because every time he needs to get something from his chests it’s just a solid five minutes of

*chest open noise*

*chest close noise*

*chest open noise*

*chest close noise*

*chest open noise*

*chest open noise*

Sometimes he’ll just start randomly humming the Mission Impossible theme and that means he’s either collecting ten stacks of kelp or breaking into Donnie’s base to replace all his diamond blocks with light blue wool. No in between.

Minecraft is Ralph’s comfort game. He wears noise-cancelling headphones while he plays, so if you want to talk to him, you have to do it through game chat. He tries to help his brothers for like five minutes before realizing it’s a lost cause and going off by himself. he collects flowers, makes himself a house in a nice village, and just trades with them. He has a literal army of dogs, cats, horses, donkeys, and even a few parrots. He is truly living the best Minecraft experience. One time Leo went into Ralph’s village without realizing he had the raid effect, and started a raid in his village. The next thirty lines of the game screen chat was just Leo being spawn-killed by Raph repeatedly.

Splinter played once and he spent the entire time spinning in a ditch with his camera tilted to the sky.

April speed runs and actually beats the game, much to the awe of the other boys. She does have a bad habit of falling into the void, though.

they made Casey Jr (future Casey) play and he died in lava immediately and just decided to watch the others play instead. Having Casey choose to watch you is considered the highest honor.

#rottmnt #rottmnt hc #minecraft #rottmnt leo #rottmnt casey jones #rottmnt movie #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt april #rottmnt splinter

[mommyfatbelly]

Puppy boy, feeding time!

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Kinks:  Weight gain, feeding, belly play, force-feeding, stuffing, Encouragement, pet play

»»————- ♡ ————-«« -Victor's pov- For half of my life, I was considered skinny and I had a problem gaining weight. The most annoying part of it was the fact that other people pointed out that I should have more fat on my bones. This changed when I met my current girlfriend. She cooked amazing dishes, She also loved to spoil me and give me a lot of unhealthy snacks. At least one or two days a week she ordered some fast food too! Today was the day when she promised me a good unhealthy fist. My mouth watered when I think about chicken nuggets, burgers, and ice cream. That was the list of treats I wanted but she probably will bring out even more. If I had a real tail I would probably wag it. I was anxiously waiting on the couch in my full puppy costume. I have cute fluffy ears on my head and a fluffy tile. The rest of my body naked and my belly is hangs and spills on my tights. -Ursula POV- I walked into the house with two bags of fresh fries, a cheeseburger, chicken nuggets, and of course six liters of cola. Of course, expect of that I had some snacks for my lovely pup. Naming every kind of thing that I brought to stuff him didn't matter at least when my first taught wore to see if he going to fit the amount of fast food that I brought especially for him. When I entered Sallon he was already ready. Mostly in his birthday suit except for his cute puppy ears and tail. My heart wormed seeing his eagerness for stuffing. -Hi puppy. - I put two paper bags on the coffee table. The whole room started to smell like the food. His eyes shined when he looked at me and the food.

-Hi..- He responded when I sat next to him. -I'm ready. -You are ready my puppy boy? -I grabbed the rim of his belly and jiggled with it. He moaned softly feeling my hand on his tummy. -I hope that's true because I am going to stuff you to the brim. - I reached for one of the bags and took out seven big protection of salty potato treated called frise. He leaned closer to me pushing his soft figure against me. His lips parted and I started to feed him. One food item the other, I pushed them into him. At first, he seated fast but with time he slowed down. My hand softly massaged his belly by stuffing one hour later the whole fast food meal dispirited into his mouth. The skin on his belly stretched. He was definitely full but there it was the last burger. The huffs and puss escaped his mouth when I rubbed and massaged him. -One more puppy.- He bites down and glubed the burger. -please..-he whispered and he looked at me with a pleading look. - I know you can do it, my love.- He baited again and again. -See there you go!- I kissed his cheek.

#stuffing #male wg #wg text #soft feedism #chubby #feedee belly #gaining weight on purpose #wg #fat #wgs #petpley #my writing #writing #fat belly #fat boy #gaining weight #big tummy #feeding kink #feeding you fatter

[gloopdimension]

spill the tea on hasbin ☕

okay.

The characters themselves

angel - ill be honest hes one of the best in the cast For Me Personally hes very fun. butthe scene where he talkd abt why he gets drunk to escape his issues is just so ... it didnt Feel good. like its leaving jothing up to yhe audience to figure out Humm Why Does He Do This? also the song right after where its all about how hes a loser for it(????) was a bit shit concept wise. how is he a loser. unless if the menaing of thr song is Literal like hes Lost a Lot then i will stand corrected. but the song still kind of pisses me off sjfjsjndd

nifty - pisses me off. shes irritating. naught more but comic relief

husk - I like his voice but the way he reads everyones issues out loud Also leaving nothing up to the aufience to figure out is so boring. Gee thanks bro(DONT LET ME FORGET TO BE MAD ABT THE USAGE OF "DADDY ISSUES)

charlie - pisses me off. shes irritating. I look like a misogynist but the way shes written pisses me off. shes so Infuriatingly merciful even as angels are reigning down on the hotel actively endangering Her People Which She Cares About Soo Much. (DONT LET ME FORGET TO BE MAD ABT THE FIGHT SCENE)

vaggie - shouldve named her maggie. way too easy to say faggie. She doesnt really piss me off shes the most tolerable really aside frm angel and someone else ill get to. I wish she was more emotional about GETTING HER WINGS BACK. like THATS A PRETTY BIG THING DUDE. viv sacrifices super important things like this for either comedic relief or to make things Cool. also she has the most unfitting singing voice ive ever fucking heard. oh my god please get someone else to sing for her PLEASE we dont need mirabel de encanto to sing for VAGGIE. also airs out her issues levaing no abiguity.

charlie- Oh my god. She pisseI WAS ABOUT TO WRITE ANOTHER CHARLIE SECTION BC I COMPLETELY FORGOT I ALREADY DID. She makes me so mad i was abt to write two parts.

pentious - hes cute. most consistent out of everyone. Comedic relief. Hate how his death was handled that pissed me off.

Who else... idk ill get to the writing and pacing

alasto4r- He pisses me off. i hate his deisgn i hate how red he is i hate how hes supposed to be black but hes the whitest son of a bitch ive ever seen. hes inconsistent hes out of xharacter (that little feud with lucifer, he wouldnt say Fuck You he'd top it off with a quirky quip so that he IN HIS OWN WORDS "ALWAYS IN CONTROL") he PISSES ME OFF

emily- shes cute. because shes just charlie.shes literally just charlie with her colors inverted.

sera- very original namecertaintly not derived from Seraphim. shes fine.wish she had locs instead of shirley temple curls

fat nuggets- i cheer in joy at hlthe very sight of him.

the fight against the angels was so anticlimactic. it was so boring. sr pentious being killed sucked yes but did the characters rly have to cease all operation in a VERY HIGH INTENSITY ENVIRONMENT to mourn? they all should have been killed then and there for their inattention. rookie mistake. i wish charlie did way more than just shoot fucking fireworks.

The pacing is ALL OVER THE PLACE. the way the show depicts the passage of time is incredibly unclear.

#asks #ill get to the daddy issues in another rb. hold on. #gloop thots

[jasontoddssuper]

Pjo Toh au

Percy:Luz,including being afro-dominican,but instead of a gnc bi girl,she's a femme trans girl who uses being on the Isles to present as femake openly,and instead of a normal human,she's the daughter of a Poseidon Seaworth,the corrupted head of the Abomination Coven.She still invents all tracks because #RebelGirl but has Abomination as her main and her palisman is a blue shark named Riptide.Ends the series by realizing she never wanted to go to college and is much happier and fufilled by working a part time job at McDonalds and alternating between living in her two worlds

Persephone:Eda.She was cursed by a man(Hades)who pursued her fresh out of Hexside for rejecting him to turn into a butterfly beast and became known as 'The Butterfly Lady' as she took up a life of crime since she couldn't live normally anymore.All but outright adopts Percy over the course of the series and in the epilogue sequence,we see her and Sally have become a couple.Her palisman is called Belladonna and she was a part of the Plant Coven

Cerberus:King.Self-explanatory

Rachel:Willow.Oracle Coven,called 'Freaky Frizzy Rachel' by her bullies for her powerful and unexpected visions and becomes one of the most powerful witches ever thanks to Percy coming along and helping her with her self-eestem.Percy had a one-sided crush on her that everyone but her knew about and her palisman is a duck called Delphi

Grover:Gus and still a satyr.Held back student at Hexside due to needing special ed who becomes considered the coolest guy at school as his Percy induced character development sets in and gains a good reputation across the Isles too as word spreads of him.Bard Coven with a baby goat palisman called Enchilada(Percy introduced him to them and now it's an addiction)

Clarisse:Amity.Born to a misogynistic father and multiple brothers who all taught him to bully people,Percy and his clashes' made him have a redemption arc and they became found siblings.He's a transmasc he/him butch lesbian and Silena is his Skara equivalent(blackness included)and eventual femme girlfriend.His palisman is rottwieler called Bonesbreaker and he's a Construction main but joins Percy in all tracking

Nico:Hunter.He's a Grimwalker of Emperor Luke's favorite cousin,with the original having been named Nicholas Castellan,and was told his black eyes made him not a witch but a demon but started to love them and himself when Percy told him they reminded her of obsidian stones.Starts staying at The Butterfly House post-Hollow Mind and his new family and friends help him out with preparing for when he goes to Hexside and ofc his general healing journey.He's multitrack with Healing main and his palismans are named Fries and Nugget

Hazel:Darius and Vee.A child genius who was extremely adultified for it and an orphan who was found by the Golden Guard before Nico,who took care of her like his own child and died tragically,leaving her in Luke's 'care'.He treated her as an annoying adoptee until her talent started showing and then he thrusted her into working for him,specifically under Poseidon's teachings since she was especially good at Abominations.She escaped to the Human Realm and used Illusions to pretend to be Percy,who was understanding of her situation when she explained it and Hazel told her they were sisters now right just as Percy went back to the Demon Realm.Hazel hesitantly goes to visit her once and becomes friends with Nico too thanks to her timing,being the one to create the 'Mystical Misfits' group chat(Consisting of her,the Hexside Squad,Persephone and eventually Sally as an honorary member)

Leo:Mat.They're literally the same person and also now i ship him and Grover(Greo??Leover?????Eh we'll work on it).Also this is means Beckendorf is Steve and that's too funny and fitting for me to not include it.Opens up multitrack for his school and he's Construction with a dragon palisman called Festus

Thalia:Azura.Yes,the in-universe fictional character-Percy sees her as an inspiration so it feels fitting and the series is instead called 'The No Good Witch Thalia' and is dark kids media.Also,Thalia was accidentally trans-coded by the author which made Percy's egg crack💙💙💙💙💙💙

(I have no ideas for the Collector,sorry)

@cottoncandyteeth

#pjo #hoo #tods #toh #percy jackson #persephone jackson #persephone pjo #cerberus pjo #rachel elizabeth dare #grover underwood #clarisse la rue #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #leo valdez #thalia grace #black percy #latino percy #sally jackson #persephone x sally #rachel is nigerian yoruba grover is blasian clarisse is black/white mixed and nico persephone and thalia are black #and they're all trans in some way like percy and thalia + autistic #the mystical misfits #special interest #💌 #i'm black tag #dominican tag #letters from summer #ruegard #silena beauregard #charles beckendorf

[aidansloth]

Random Gareth Emerson Headcanons:

this is literally the 3rd part of these, and yes, the hyperfixation on this sweet boy is still here (tw, I also accidentally deleted the past version of this and the suicidal tendencies really kicked in yk)

he's a Gryffindor, maybe a bit Hufflepuff but mostly Gryffindor

for my Percy Jackson fans, he's either Ares' or Hermes' kid

he's the type to dye red streaks in his hair after a mental breakdown at 3am

his pajamas consist of red checkered pants and a band tee (I'm looking respectfully sir👀)

is a theatre kid

he puts on full shows in his bedroom when his sister walks in and he SHREEKS

can you IMAGINE him singing at the top of his lungs Say My Name or The Room Where It Happens

he's a History and Science nerd, but is somehow shit at Maths

I'm sorry but he looks like he's about to ask you if you have games on your phone

he has SO MANY HOODIES and you get to steal all of them

don't know if I already said this but he's usually short on money so he handcrafts most of the gifts he gives and also makes a lot of his own jewelry

because he hasn't got a lot of money he makes the best presents, they're all thoroughly thought-out and personal to the individual

he can sew, maybe just as necessity, he can fix a button or shorten stuff I'm sure

wears mismatched socks on purpose

he wants to get industrial and helix piercings, tattoos too but he doesn't know what to get yet

Modern!Gareth loves Pokémon, has all the games and knows all of their names (it's his hyperfixation yes) and he says his favourite Pokémon is Emboar but it's actually Sylveon (he just thinks it's really pretty)

he looks like an Arcanine

him and his family (mom and younger sisters) have Sunday nights where they watch movies and play boardgames together and have junk food

when he introduces you to the family his sisters instantly invite you to these nights. he tries so hard to hide his excitement but he can't help but smile and giggle at the thought of you getting along with his family so well

his mom is so happy to see her son like this (she also very much loves you)

okay I got off track there

loves sci-fi, especially those stories where humans realize they've been treating robots and cyborgs like shit

also loves books with rebellions (totally projecting)

his favourite Disney movie is Mulan and yes, he currently has a crush on Li Shang (rightly so). he was probably his gay awakening

he uses dried flowers as bookmarks

him and Eddie stim together (Autistic Eddie and Gareth with ADHD)

probably said this already but his most common stim is bouncing his leg and clapping

he hates gum

any sort of gum, doesn't like it at all

his bed is full of cushions

LOVES dragons

he thinks they're so cool, they have FIRE and WINGS and they've got SCALES and they're BIG

always keeps the thing-y from cans (my English just died imsorry) and makes them into jewelry

he has the whole set of tools to do that too

he's also the one that fixes everything in the house

I also think that the whole of Corroded Coffin is going to live together in an apartment

once Jeff woke him up at 4am because a lightbulb went out in his room and didn't know how to turn fix it

that apartment is going to be a mess

no offence to them obviously, but they are teenage boys, what do you expect (I mean this with love I swear)

(for anyone who has read The Raven Cycle, it's going to be like the guy's apartment, even with the toilet in the kitchen)

the times they've forgotten that one of them is taking a shower and walked right in on them are countless

they always try to have some time together, since they're all busy with either work or college (I'm probably going to make another set of headcanons for this, it really just got my brain going)

can't decide if he'd either kill bugs without hesitation or if he'd be the guy to run away screaming

cause I know Eddie frees them into the wild

and I need to know if they're gonna fight about the bug's fate for 3 hours like they're meant to

Gareth would kill for chicken nuggets

i didn't feel like checking spelling so I apologize for any mistakes

#gareth emerson #gareth the great #gareth emerson headcanons #hellfire club #gareth emerson x reader #corroded coffin #stranger things headcanons

[onejellyfishplease]

why do you hate httyd the nine realms? I’ve never watched it so im curious, I’m kinda curious about the show, but im skeptical because the ones with Hiccup and the gang are so good, and i don’t want to ruin my perception of httyd by watching it.

OH,,, OH I AM GONNA RANT ABOUT THIS

OKAY FIRST!!!

The dragon designs are so incredibly shit, I mean just look at them! Something is wrong with the toothless knockoff. and the designs for the other dragons are terrible too!!! I don't remember a lot of them but the zippleback one is impressivly bad. Theyre just. so ugly.

AND THE STORY LINE!!! at least for the first season, IT IS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST HTTYD MOVIE!!!! the generic blond main character just feeds him 'fish nuggets' instead of fish which the dragon then throws up for him to eat. they do the same touch without looking scene. they fight a massive dragon at the end, WHICH USES THE SAME EXACT SOUNDS AS THE RED DEATH IM NOT KIDDING!!!

And Lastly the characters are just so shit. theyre shallow and 2d and I can't remember anything about them at all. main character? idk some dude prolly named Kyle. The only slighty interesting character was this girl who befriended a changwing knockoff, she had Agoraphobia (fear of the outside/open spaces???) which COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY INTERESTING FROM A NARRATIVE PERSPECTIVE!

Oh and the fact that the show takes place in the modern age? disgusting. put it back. i wanna see my vikings again >:(

#I COULD GO ON #asks #anon asks

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Snippet - No Wenches? - Forward, but Never Forget/XOXO

Silco and Jinx contemplate career paths...

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He makes a sound between a sigh and a chuckle. "We'd have to leave it all behind. This thing of ours. The crew. Home. Everything."

"But we’d have a fresh start. Without all this—all the rules and laws and expectations." Her smile is a bittersweet slice. "We could go to Bilgewater? I'd commandeer us a ship. We'd call it, um—"

"Schrödinger's Cat?"

"Pfffff. You can't name a ship after a cat. Even I think that's a jinx."

"What then?"

She ponders a moment, then snaps her fingers, "Ooh, I know!  We'd call it the Maidenless!"

"Why?" Silco deadpans. "No wenches?"

"Ah, quit it!" She flicks water at him.  "If I leave the naming to you, it'd get saddled with something lame like Scylla and Charybdis.  Or The Megalodon."

"I'm fond of megalodons."

"Too obvious."

Silco gives it a moment's thought. "How about ... Şahmaran? Like the Zhyunian myth?"

Contemplatively, Jinx's little hand caresses the fish's scaly flank. "Hmm. I like it. The S.S. Şahmaran. With Captain Silco and First Mate Jinx. We'd find ourselves a crew from Buhru. They worship snake-y stuff there, don't they? And I hear they're good with blades.  We'd sail across Runeterra, and make ourselves a literal killing in the gunpowder trade. Maybe I could design and sell Hex-cannons—"

"Not Hex-harpoons?"

"No long-range booms," she says. "Anyway, cannons are more fun."

Silco hides a grin. There's his girl.

"All right," he says. "The S.S. Şahmaran. Our emblem would be a woman with a sea-serpent's tail. We'd outfit our vessel with long-range cannons to cut through the hulls of even Noxian warships like butter. We'd also have small motor-powered skiffs that could attack galleons in swarms. We'd plunder them for treasure, of course. But our biggest treasure would be ransoms from abducting the seamen from insured Demacian and Topside vessels. Afterward, we'd pay our crewmen in gold nuggets instead of coinage, so they couldn't be traced by any government or guild."

Jinx gives a sideways smile of respect. "Always two steps ahead, ain’t ya?"

"If we're going to be pirates, we ought to do it right."

"Does that mean there'd be grog, too?"

"Naturally."

"And wenches?"

"At port, sailors will do what they will."

"I mean for me?"

Silco's palm rests on Jinx's knee, lingering dangerously close to her tickle-spot. "Settle for a talking parrot."

She shivers and giggles. "Maybe someday."

"You mean the parrot?"

Her eyes go guilelessly round. "Suuuuuure. Who else?"

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