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floydsglasses · 3 months

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𝗜'𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗮𝗱 𝗗𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀

This is gonna be bad im just warning you im freaking tired and stressed, they are gonna be Sad and Happy and UNHINGED.

Bradley has a little Rooster figurine in the front of his jeep, he got as a gag joke and was gonna leave it at whatever house he got it at but now has emotional attachment to it.

Jake's go to song in Karaoke when he is sober is Queen, he will belt out We Will Rock you, but when he is drunk enough he will sing Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 with every bit of southern twang he can

When Bob is really angry he will drop his midwest accent and go full on southern, like deep south

Natasha lost a bet in high school and had to get a bad tattoo, said tattoo was something like a duck with a cowboy hat, or stupid quote, you decide

Mickey unironically sings the lyrics to Taylor Swift's Love Story, like he will sing the bridge at the top of his lungs going sixty on the highway.

Rueben is the kind of guy to say he won't rage quit a video game then will toss the controller after failing two time's.

Javy would be the kind of guy who would let a kid paint his nail's, pink purple yellow, he does not care he will flaunt it off it because it makes the kid happy.

Bradley would somehow get a cat or dog, like one of those distribution system's like on tiktok, he would say he would foster it but end up keeping it naming it something human like, Kevin or Betty

Natasha say's she dosent like country music, but wont admit she would get down to some Luke Bryan here and there because who wouldn't

Bob seems like if he was put into a situation where him and his friend's got lost, he would be the calm one but on the inside he is panicking, he will see an exit sign with a restaurant and be like. "Guy's its okay there's burgers."

Javy will pull over when he sees cows and take there picture's. No joke would even try and pet one.

Rueben and Mickey are the worst people when it comes to trivia because they are so good at it, when they get an answer right they increasingly get more competitive.

Jake cried playing RDR2 when Arthur died and he also despised Micah like the rest of us.

Rueben is great at bowling, so good that most of the time no one play's with him

Bob will doodle little drawings on sticky note or notebook's when he is bored and give them to any of the dagger's, He drew Natasha a sketch of bird, she kept it in her locker.

Bradley has a mixtape from his dad, Goose, titled "Song's You Need to Hear Once", it's all filled with songs from the Sixties to the Eighties, all classic's from Rock to Motown, after his mom died he didnt dare to touch it, after the uranium mission he starting listening again.

Natasha has bracelets from her little cousin's that she wear's for good luck, they are bright yellow and purple string's, she never take's them off ever

Jake collects stickers from each state, his dad used to bring him a sticker from each of his trips before he got too busy, so he is trying to finish them off himself.

Mickey has a tattoo to honor his family, a way to have a piece of them everywhere he goes. A small quote in Spanish on his side stating Por aquellos que amo me sacrificaré/For those I love I will sacrifice

Reuben like to sleep in a hammock sometime's under the stars, reminding him of his childhood and growing up in the south, when he would play outside with his siblings

Javy is a momma's boy, in a good way, this man will always call his mom or text her about the thing's going on his life, before a big mission or detachment he calls her, tell her he loves her.

Jake has stepped on a jellyfish on a beach, after saying "oh they dont sting'" just for him to get shocked

Bradley broke his arm doing stunts on his bike as a kid, he has permanent scars on his forearm, he did in fact do it twice till Carole told him to not do it again.

Natasha and Bob learned the Rasputin Dance from Just Dance

Mickey has argued with people that pineapple belongs on pizza, he will full on go tooth and nail to defend his claims.

Reuben has knocked the Radio off in the Rec room, and has blamed it on Hangman, it was a whole debacle

Javy has a fear of snake's, he found one once and he took of running leaving his friend's to deal with it.

OKAY THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE, I know some of these dont make sense but I dont care i needed a stress reliver before another stressful week. AND THATS ALL SHE WILL WRITE BECAUSE THIS FAILED AGAIN

#top gun maverick #top gun fanfic #top gun headcanons #top gun imagines #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #mickey fanboy garcia #rueben payback fitch #javy coyote machado #top gun au #top gun fic #top gun fandom #top gun x reader #dagger squad

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andreaheartscats · 9 months

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Sally Face Headcanons

TW: mention of dr#gs (weed) / ed/ sh.

please read this with your responsibility, if you are sensetive to any of these subjects / or struggling with any of this, please do seek out for help/ or dm me!! :)

more ANGST and SAD headcanons because my feelings got hurt AGAIN!! and guess what?! by the same person!! YAY LIFE IS SO FUN!! but anyways i hope you guys enjoy this one and i hope it makes you cry (im joking-)

× Sal would often have panic attacks and when he has them he just pets gizmo and cuddle him. (i think its canon that he got gizmo for something like this? im not sure)

× when Larrys head gets too much for him, he would go up in his treehous and just smoke some weed se his head could relax and quiet down.

× Ash struggles with eating food since shes been body shamed before in her life and once she finally lost weight people started treating her like a person but she developed and eating disorder and has bad relationship with food.

× sometimes Larry and Sal would go together to the treehouse to smoke without saying a word to eachother since both of them eaither had a bad day or their head is just full of shit and they want to relax, so they just go together and smoke till they dont feel a thing.

× Travis tried hurting himself and since his dad beats him up no one even noticed which made him feel even worse and sad so he kept on doing it.

× Travis was once smoking cigs behind the school and Larry caught him but instead of making fun of him and arguing with Travis he just joined him since both of them had a rough day. Surprisingly they talked a little without fighting.

× the reason why Larry hates Travis so much ks because once when they were younger, him and Travis used to be close friends and hangout a lot as kids. But once they grew older and Travis's dad startes beating him, Travis grew distant from Larry and they stopped being friends. This made Larry furious since his dad did the same thing as Travis. Left him.

× the reason why Ash wears long sleeves / gloves is because she used to hurt herself. She did stop but the scars didnt really fade and she was ashemd of them so she covers them up with clothes or accessorys.

#sally face #fiction #video games #fanfic #sal fisher #larry johnson #ashley campbell #headcanon #x reader #i love sally face #travis phelps #angst #sad #angst sally face headcanons #angst headcanons

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quillinhand · 7 months

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favourite snape hcs go 🎤

Hiiii

this is gonna take a while cuz I've been waiting for someone to ask this question for so long- so sorry for answering this post after a while lol

ok so.

he hates coffee, but marking and juggling all his work means it's often the only thing keeping him awake, and my man, he likes to take his coffee with enough cream and sugar to kill a small child. for energy, of course.

he likes to sleep. will commit murder if someone disturbs him.

actually likes marking. something about shitting on teenagers calm him down.

sometimes, he'll take out his old essays and go thru them with red ink. no teenager is as fun to shit on as yourself. except perhaps potter.

pan ace. am not accepting arguments

had sex for the first in the early days after graduation and initiation into the death eaters. hated it. very much.

loves physical touch and so, naturally, will make it impossible for anyone to touch him

has the weirdest possible relationship with Lucius malfoy but like, we don't talk about that.

(They are as close as you get to fucking/killing each other without actually fucking/killing each other. Knows each others darkest secrets but still would kill the other to keep themselves alive sort of close)

has a similar relationship with voldy shorts except, with our resident evil it's like, not consensual? Sort of? idk . My man's into tall dark and creepy ok? except in Lucius's case it's tall blonde and rich/ridiculous but. we don't talk about that.

Severus fucking Snape didnt become friends with Lily fucking Evans cuz she was pretty. nope. Twas cuz ma girl was powerful as heck(like him) and, more importantly, a bitch(like him). You are kidding yourself if ya think their friendship was anything other than that.

his relationship with his parents is a toxic one in that there IS some level of care there, but Tobias is too much of a depressed 30 something man to be a good father and Eileen was too much of a proud hag to be a good mother, and Severus was too much like them to be able to deal with their shit.

a huge part of why he used the mental arts so much was cuz he couldn't handle his emotions easily for the longest time, and would burst at the smallest thing. this was the trait that made him such a good target for bullying. the one trait he could never quite get rid of- just hide, under steel walls and scars that opened far too easily.

after lily died, he occluded to the point of magical exhaustion and ended up collapsing. wrecked his body to the point of him not being able to move for months. this was one of the first, and only things he learned to be kind to himself for, and relaxed with his occlumency shields as much as he could. and then voldy returned, and. well.

he is the Slytherin house's hero. not that he understands why. something about the whole, evil, dark, vampire aesthetic was very appealing ya see.

my man wears heels to look taller. not accepting arguments

his whole outfit was carefully planned. 20s Snape had FUN, I tell you. My man spent YEARS cultivating his whole vibe, from the expressions, to the poetry, to the ROBES- perfection, perfection. have you any idea how much he argued with tailors that, no, he actually didn't give a fuck if the robe he wanted was too tight for pockets. what the actual FUCK do you mean.

the buttons have so much history

his eye colour is actually just. gray, but like my man likes the whole vibe of ✨ obsidian ✨ more so. makes sure to stay around dimly lit areas for maximum effect.

he did actually go to school before hogwarts, but like he couldn't control his magic, so my man would bust the lights and flood the bathrooms and make the chairs hit the teachers he didn't like. The AMOUNT of confounding Eileen had to do to distract the town from their magic- worthy of a book series on its own.

I'm ending cuz this is already so longgg. sorry for answering lateee. ilyy 💜💜💜

#this is a mess I'm sorry #there's a part two lmk if y'all want it #severus snape #pro severus snape #snucius #LGBT Snape #snape headcanon #from the ink well #snapedom

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philtstone · 10 months

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Kundavai Nandini bitch

whos ready for another round of perfectly stupid barely plot-coherent modern road trip fix it au. please dont take this seriously, as i didnt. this verse probably would have worked more smoothly if i wrote it in chronological order but instead. i didn't do that. thanks 2 maya for helping me decide the funniest option at every juncture. a sequel to this fic, if you're interested enjoy

“It’s just, legally speaking, this looks quite a lot like a kidnapping.”

“Oh, please. Legally. This is a family matter.”

“Which, I feel obliged to point out, has resulted in kidnapping.”

“Hm,” says Aditha, rubbing at his chin and looking down.

“I guess I could see your point of view, Nambi,” allows Vandiyadevan, tilting his head such that his floppy brimmed disguise hat sits at a jaunty angle. He takes another bite from the open aluminum package of Magic Masala Lays. “We’ve got him in a van and everything.”

“Thank you,” says the older man proudly. “It is not often you concede my point.”

“My van is a very nice van,” says Poonguzhali at the same time, sounding somewhat aggrieved.

The young fellow in the trunk of Poonghuzai’s van continues to sit slumped, and unconscious. They observe his slicked back hair, thick with pomade, and his rather inadvisable moustache.

“How hard did we hit him on the head, anyway? Poor guy looks like he won’t wake up for a while.”

Nambi makes a faintly regretful face, eyeing his thick walking stick and rubbing his ample belly.

“It is not my fault God has made me so strong,” he says.

“Be real,” says Vandiyadevan, who must begrudgingly acknowledge that it wasn’t a terrible decision to call up Nambi, after all. “You’re not even the one who knocked him.”

They turn to the willowy figure who stands proudly to the side with her hands clasped tight around Nambi’s co-opted walking stick. Her long silver hair flutters, unbraided and somewhat naiadic, around her face. Her feet are bare, despite the fact that they are standing on paved sidewalk behind a very large and shiny building. She is wearing four bead bracelets on one wrist – there had not been time to distribute them before enacting The Intervention. Mandakini smiles sweetly at them. The lines around her overlarge eyes crease and dance. The head of their kidnapped man lolls downwards a bit.

Aditha returns her smile, awkward but encouraging; Vandiyadevan rubs with consternation at the back of his own neck.

“Madhurantakan will be fine,” Arunmozhi, who has been deep in contemplation (or maybe just a little stunned) til now, decides firmly. “The pomade will have eased the blow. You know what I’ll do? I’ll fetch one of Vanathi’s juice boxes so he’s got something to wake up to.”

He speaks with such authority that the others cannot help but feel comforted. Vandiyadevan says,

“It’s a good thing Arunmozhi lugs all those juice boxes around for her, isn’t it,” as his friend indeed goes to fetch the refreshment in question, “Madhurantakan doesn’t even have diabetes.”

“Only that terrible moustache,” Poonguzhali agrees.

“And to think,” sighs Nambi, “when we set out this morning, it was to pimp out our friend Vandiyadevan for the greater good. Truly, Lord Vishnu works great mysteries.”

“I wonder how the girls are doing,” Poonguzhali says pointedly, as, while Aditha groans, Vandiyadevan pours the remainder of the chip bag upon Nambi’s head.

It was, in matter of fact, quite early in the morning when the collective began arguing over Vandiyadevan’s virtue. At this point in the day, they had not yet kidnapped anyone.

“It won’t be difficult,” Nandini is saying, with a serene, if perhaps calculated, shrug. “I do it all the time. I have about twelve on rotation just now.”

She is sitting perched, even lounging, against the cramped fabric upholstery of the van’s leftmost window seat, as if it was the chaise of an ancient royal mistress. Vandiyadevan is a clever enough man; he can see where Nandini is going with this. After two weeks on the road, and the transformative power of meeting one’s mother, even the most vindictive of lonely people – Vandiyadevan opines, with great and compassionate wisdom – can thaw out a good deal. He was there (well, trapped in the toilet and unable to emerge lest he ruin the moment) to overhear the quiet tears of relief which Nandini shed against Aditha’s shoulder four nights ago, after everyone else was asleep. Neither of them seem inclined to even remotely acknowledge it in the light of day, but that’s none of Vandiyadevan’s business. What is his business is that Nandini has just declared she will save Chola Incorporated by seducing the siblings’ idiot cousin, and by God, Vandiyadevan can’t say it’s not sort of a good idea.

At the moment, though, he’s quite hungry, and so his nimble intellect is more focused on the possibility of a packet of Blue Lays, which he thinks might be in the glove compartment of the P Investigator, Lady Detective van – just in front of him. It could be his, if only he could get past Poonguzhali’s sharp looks. She is giving quite a few of them today – when she isn’t looking fondly at Arunmozhi, that is. Vandiyadevan sighs. Yes yes, it is her van of course, and therefore her chips, but seeing as they are a reconciled team now, very deep into their quest …

“And they really don’t mind that you never follow up on your promises?”

Vanathi, Kundavai’s sweetly bespectacled personal assistant, asks this in a tremulous voice. She, too, has been looking fondly at Arunmozhi all afternoon, though perhaps more secretively. If you could call her enormous doe-eyes secretive. Vandiyadevan would think it all very silly, but then, Arunmozhi does inspire the fondest of looks on a day to day basis, even when he’s wearing that bucket hat his older sister dislikes so. He’s just that kind of fellow. In answer to Vanathi, Nandini holds out her phone, with the contacts page open, to illustrate her long roster of – rather happily, it seems – strung-along men. They all lean in as one, jostling one another in the cramped confines of the van’s interior, to peruse properly.

“CEO … tech billionaire … Rajinikant?”

“The superstar?”

“Thalaiva?”

Nandini wrinkles her nose, shrugging, and wags one delicate hand back and forth so-so; someone squawks loudly and happily (it must be Poonguzhali), which is a sound loud enough to cover the small pathetic choking noise that seems to come from Aditha’s general direction.

“He’s the one who looks like our treacherous uncle, isn’t he.”

“You just think that because they are both old.”

“God, he is so bald. Uncle has his hair, at least.”

“Tatta thinks that it is a toupee. He told me so two months ago, at the poetry reading.”

“Hey, be quiet a moment – someone give Aditha a juice box, he looks ill. Is that a sandwich shop owner in there?”

Vanathi had been the helpful soul who wired the crores necessary to Arunmozhi in Thanjai when they needed to bail their previously missing person — Nandini’s long lost mother and Arunmozhi’s enigmatic friend — out of jail. She reads aloud the contact name: “Arjina’s Super Sandwich Speedy Fast N Go”

“I get hungry sometimes,” Nandini says, twirling one lock of glossy raven hair around her finger. Vanathi rubs at her forehead, adjusts her spectacles twice, and shakes her head a little, allowing,

“It must be very nice to have easy access to a good sandwich whenever you like.”

Poonguzhali is by this point wheezing with glee; Vandiyadevan wonders if she is still thinking of Thalaiva’s terribly bald head. Does Nandini’s effortless ruse involve assuring him that it is not, in fact, so hairless?

“Oooh,” snaps Kundavai. Nandini’s chin lifts upward immediately, “Vanathi, we must aspire to be strong and resourceful women. You can make your own sandwiches, can’t you?”

Kundavai began this conference looking as if she may finally be willing to admit she and Nandini’s forced cohabitation of dumpish motel room had not been the end of the world. She looks now as if she has sucked upon a particularly bitter lemon. Vandiyadevan takes a moment to appreciate, absently, the particular radiance with which the corners of her mouth pinch and pucker in judgmental annoyance. Then he remembers between whom he’s sitting, and pulls himself together. Arunmozhi is nodding with philosophical curiosity and pausing every few minutes to sign the newest developments in their consultation to Mandakini, who is sitting in the backseat, making bead bracelets with the craft materials she discovered in Aditha’s messenger bag. Aditha (who, it might be noted, possesses quite an impressive head of hair) does indeed look like he is going to be sick. He does not seem to want to give this fact away, and so persistently looks at the ceiling of the van, and when asked about it, claims in a strained voice that he has spotted a small lizard, which they must immediately expel from the vehicle. No one quite buys this, but no one feels the need to expose him either.

Vanathi must crane her slender neck somewhat painfully so as to properly peruse the details of Nandini’s phone messages. They really are diverting; the girl’s rose coloured lips part in a soft and open oh of morbid curiosity, her luminous brown eyes the size of saucers. One of the text strings promises a Benz sometime in the next week. The other is paying for Nandini’s apartment.

“Isn’t that something,” hums Arunmozhi, with pleasant fascination. Vandiyadevan would be inclined agree if Poonguzhali were not looking so impressed.

“Isn’t it though,” says Poonguzhali, before the gratified Nandini can reply. “Twelve! I can only scam three men at a time. That’s brilliant, that is.”

“That is not brilliant,” Kundavai disagrees. If Vandiyadevan were not so hungry he’d be able to hear her blood pressure rising, just by listening hard enough. Ah, to bask in the lovely tones of her irritated voice … “It’s not anything. We are not going to stop a few buffoons from usurping our family business via seduction.”

Arunmozhi has been very good at keeping them all working together so far, but he makes a slight error in judgment here (Vandiyadevan privately thinks), by taking a quiet breath and starting, gently to his credit, “Akka, just because you are not skilled at a particular art …”

Kundavai shrills with immediacy.

“Ayyo! How could you say that? It is not a matter of skill, it is a matter of principle! We are not seducing our cousin!”

Ah, yes. At this point in the day, they had not yet put their considerable minds together and determined to distract an Uncle or two; the first idea on the table, given that it was Madhurantakan they needed to waylay on his way to the Very Important Board Meeting, was cousin-seduction.

Aditha, who had been focused on the imaginary lizard’s affairs until this interval, seizes his opportunity.

“We are not seducing our cousin,” he clarifies in gritted, authoritative tones. Which is impressive, given that the contents of Nandini’s contacts app seemed to any rational observer to have had temporarily rendered him mute a moment before.

“No,” says Kundavai, in a manner so uniquely bitchy that only Nandini could have inspired it (Vandiyadevan thinks this with affection and no small amount of dreamy internal sighing), “clearly we are not.”

“Mmm,” is all Nandini offers, tilting her head just so.

“Surely there is an alternative, indeed clever solution –”

“Yes,” Aditha barrels forward, rather bravely Vandiyadevan thinks, as if neither girl has spoken, “Nandini may do what she wants, of course —“ (there is a tremendous strain to his voice; Kundavai, who had eagerly looked over at the sound of her brother agreeing with her, rolls her eyes with relish) “But how do we know — really — that Madhurantakan is into women? I think Vandiyadevan should go.”

There’s a prolonged moment of silence. Vandiyadevan hears a small crunch beside him, and realizes to his horror that Poonguzhali has snuck out the Magic Masala Lays.

“Eh!” he whispers. It seems for some reason appropriate to whisper. “You sneaky little imp! Share those, why don’t you?”

This unexpected turn of events was clearly not the solidarity Kundavai had in mind.

“You want to pimp out Vandiyadevan?” she hisses, horrified.

Even Nandini is displeased by this. “I am more than capable of doing this myself!” she says, irritably. “Just because you are jealous –”

“I am not jealous!” Aditha yells, in the voice of a man very clearly jealous. Nandini has turned pink to match her sari. It really is sort of funny, how swiftly her own efforts turn against her.

“Well – let’s lay out all the possibilities, here,” inserts Arunmozhi, helpfully. With his free hand, he takes the bead bracelet Mandakini hands him – she must reach over Kundavai’s shoulder to do so – before starting on the next one. “If Nandini shouldn’t do it, and Vandiyadevan shouldn’t do it –”

Vandiyadevan, who is in the middle of wrestling with Poonguzhali for the chip bag, says, “Sure, I’m game,” without thinking. Kundavai turns a shade of pink to rival Nandini’s; he course corrects, with swiftness, “Or, I mean, well, it really depends – how do we know I’m his type?”

“Don’t be silly,” Aditha says, “you’re everyone’s type.”

“Absolutely not,” says Poonguzhali.

“Perhaps our clever Madame Detective –” starts Arunmozhi.

“Absolutely not!” says Poonguzhali.

Mandakini has started humming a girlish tune to herself. It sounds a little bit like the theme song to Robo.

“And as for alternate man –”

“It really is too bad he’s your cousin. Say, we could call Nambi …”

It’s here that Vandiyadevan decides they are in terribly dire straits.

“Who’s Nambi going to seduce?” he yells. “Forget him. Isn’t it Pazhuvettaryer who’s running the meeting, anyway? Someone go and seduce him!”

With a final flourish, he acquires the chips, squashing half of the bag to his chest with tragic finality. Nandini, Kundavai, Aditha, and Arunmozhi blink at each other, then him. Poonguzhali socks him in the shoulder (he just barely stops himself from exclaiming in pain). Mandakini holds out a second completed bead bracelet; this one has little sparkly charms hanging from it.

Nandini, whose face had grown to be just as pinched as Kundavai’s, softens immediately, and says, “Oh – thank you, Amma.”

She looks so tender taking the stupid thing from her mother that the collective ire deflates, little by little, until they are sitting in their cramped seats and back to square one: despairing about how to stop a bloody board meeting from happening. Vandiyadevan quietly crunches on a chip; Poonguzhali socks his arm again.

“If I may,” says Vanathi’s unassuming voice, piping into the chaotic silence before an ow can be uttered. “That is – I was only thinking. What if I went?”

Everyone gaps at her.

She refuses to meet Arunmozhi’s eye, staring instead – determinedly – at the little tiger charm Poonguzhali keeps hanging from her rearview mirror. There’s a quiet frown creasing Arunmozhi’s brow.

“Wh – what?” asks Nandini. For perhaps the first time since Vandiyadevan has met her, she looks truly speechless. Even when reuniting with her mother, she embodied a tragic sort of blubbering grace. Right now there is not a single sound coming forth, despite the fact that her mouth is open like a fish.

It matches Kundavai’s perfectly.

“Vanathi,” ventures Aditha, before his sister can say anything; this complete change of pace seems to have quelled some of his lizard-adjacent turmoil, and he speaks with a gruff gentleness that doesn’t quite match his unraveling ponytail. “... Where exactly do you mean to go?”

“Oh!” Vanathi shakes her head frantically. “No! I meant – what if I pretended to swoon in front of Pazhuvetteryar?”

Another round of blinking. “What?” says Nandini again.

Vanathi adjusts her spectacles a second time; her head-shaking has jostled them. “Chola Inc legal policy says that any medical emergency must be attended to by the person most immediately at hand. A-and … well, I’ve gotten a lot of practice in. At … you know.”

“Because of the diabetes,” says Vandiyadevan aloud, before he can stop himself.

Poonguzhali socks his arm a third time.

“Ow!”

Thankfully, no one really notices this exclamation, as everyone continues to stare at Vanathi in shock. Until,

“Vanathi,” says Arunmozhi finally, into the silence. He is sitting up straight, a look of complete wonder upon his handsome face; very different from the philosophical fascination of before. “That’s perfect. I think you might just be a genius.”

Of course, it is here that – flushing so pink as to rival both Nandini and Kundavai combined – the beaming Vanathi looks very close to fainting dead away.

Good thing they’ve got those juiceboxes on hand.

Until Madhurantakan needs them, anyway.

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cryptidclaw · 1 year

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Hello I was wondering if you had anything in your head about Squirrel and Crow in your universe? Their dynamic, any hcs? 👀

Im taking this as a chance to rant about these two bec i lov them

Its already established that they r mates in this au and their dynamic is very much, flirting via playfully bullying each other and being competitive. A lot of cats who don't know them would think they just have a rivalry going lol

They will often be spotted having play arguments during gatherings, but if any cat says something rude or tries to argue with one of them, the other will come to bat for their mate immediately.

It should also be noted that Crow rarely ever smiles, except when he’s with Squilf and his other friends :)

Crow is on the aroace spectrum and Squilf is the only cat he has ever had true romantic love for, and it flabbergasted him when it happened

They didn't get together until after the journey, and them getting together was made difficult by Crow starting to isolate himself when he realized that they would have to separate into different Orders again. Squlf yelled at him for it until he admitted he loved her hehe

Crow makes Squirrel braided grass adornments which she keeps in her nest and she wears a grass tail bracelet from him every day.

Squilf also brings Crow flowers for him to wear because she knows he likes the colors of the ones that grow on Thunder territory.

After Squirrel got pregnant with Holly they kind of separated, out of fear that Holly’s true father would be found out, and also out of fear that Falcon and Jay would be found out to be neither of their kits. They still obviously loved each other but they didnt meet up at the border as often, and more so just kept to talking at the gatherings.

After the Code was changed to allow inter order relationships, and travel and friendship between orders, Crow and Squirrel visit each other constantly, and will often spent half their time in the other’s Order (Crow leaves his apprentices to keep up Healer duties). and its during this time that they have Alder and Spark!

I am also going to have Hollyleaf survive, so she and her parents get to have a relationship and Holly actually becomes very close to both of them :’)

#cryptid answers #crowsquirrel #crow x squirrel #cryptidclaw's warriors au #rise of change #crowfeather #squirrelflight

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yuitoru · 4 months

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yunji thoughts b keeping me awake its actually my siblings’ snoring

but i wanna dump a whole bunch of hcs here for yunji so why not. cw; contains csm manga spoilers

denji and yuki met whilst working in public safety, and were instantly menaces to everyone. the members of their division would expect daily pranks from them, and had to endure constant torment

they initially stayed as good friends for the majority of knowing each other - people died too often when working as devil hunters to form attachments to others.

yuki fell first, denji fell harder

during that one kiss scene with h*meno, yuki was sat next to power when it happened, and she just left the izakaya without a word (creds to my pookie @riaki for the idea ly bae <33)

she then just aired denji for days on end until nearly the entire division were begging for her to talk to him again - he had been throwing toddler tantrums non stop

both of them are awkward fucks so it took absolutely ages to even realise the fact that they both had feelings for each other (aki had to spell it out for denji.)

they didnt start dating immediately after confessing; there were a few dates and they spent even more time together before they both knew that they wanted a relationship. tbh it was more on yuki's part - denji was ready from the get-go, with his obsession with boobs and all

speaking of, yuki does not like that shit. the one scene were denji got three squeezes from power? yeah, yuki dont do that shit. its not about insecurity or anything, but shes just really ticklish around her collarbones (another fact abt me :p)

the most boob interaction denji will ever get is laying on her chest or hugging her - no touchy touchy at all

yuki loves styling denji's hair; after missions the two of them will lay down in the living room, denji's head on yuki's lap as she puts his hair into two little pigtails. he wears them out proudly

they have quite a few arguments, but theyre never serious. the one time that they did genuinely argue, yuki left the apartment for a few days and ignored denji for the rest of the week. shes stubborn like that

both have love languages of physical touch and quality time; they have to spend every waking moment with each other - morning, afternoon, evening and night

yuki and nayuta get along, much to denji's surprise. after makima's death and the reincarnation of the control devil to nayuta, yuki began helping denji raise nayuta. she became the female role model for nayuta to follow, completing their 'family' with yuki as her 'mother'

yuki hates asa. thats the hc.

yuki steals a lot of denji's clothes, despite none of them fitting properly. denji's around 5'11", whilst yuki's 5'1" (my height...), so most of denji's clothes are oversized and have to be rolled to fit around her. she wears his shirts to sleep; it being more than enough to cover her

yuki leaves hair ties everywhere. theyre all over the floor and denji finds them in the weirdest places ever

denji is big spoon. always, since yuki refuses to wrap around his back like a baby koala to be big spoon

when shes mad, yuki goes back to her native language - Arabic, and just screams like a maniac. being Arab, her temper is worse than a standard person's (where are my arabs come back me up here)

yuki loves making middle eastern food for denji to try, and he loves eating it. his favourites are wara3 enab, kibbeh and lahm bi ajin (sfiha), but he hates molokhia and tabbouleh

petnames for the both of them; yuki to denji: 'baby', 'love', 'denj', 'habibi', 'omri', 'ya rouhi' ('my love', 'my life', 'my soul' for non arabs). denji to yuki: 'baby', 'hun', 'pretty', 'angel', 'snowflake', 'yuyu', 'princess'

thats all i have for now but i might post more for my babies <33

i love them theyre so cute

#yunji #chainsaw man #csm denji #chainsaw man denji #denji csm #denji hayakawa #csm denji x reader #denji x reader #denji chainsaw man

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violynt-skies · 2 years

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i need a saiki k school dance au

i need to see everyone in the group all dressed up in suits and long sparkling dresses

i want the boys insisting that saiki comes along because if he didnt then it wouldnt be the same

i want to see kuboyasu helping kaidou put on his tie, assuring him that he looks good and kaidou returning the compliment

i want to see nendo wearing a nice suit with a small sunflower pinned to his jacket, placed there proudly by his mother, recalling that sunflowers were the ones they would offer up for his father each year

and kurumi nitpicking at saiki’s outfit to make sure it’s perfect because he’s never agreed to go to one of these before and being sure to get a group picture of all the guys together before they leave

saiko providing a limousine for them all to ride it because they couldn’t walk there like peasants

and hairo excitedly hyping everyone up to get rid of any nerves as they all walk into the room together

i need to see chiyo trying to get the courage to ask kaidou to the dance

and teruhashi accepting dances from boys left and right but the entire time just thinking about how nice saiki looks in a suit and hoping she’ll get to tell him that and maybe even get at least one dance with him

i want to watch the most energetic of the bunch having a blast dancing to inane pop songs, as the more reserved ones eventually stray off to the side and watch them fondly

i need the psychic trio coming up to ambush saiki who had just escaped and had found a table alone, acting annoyed as they all exclaim how surprised they were that he actually showed up (even tho they all knew he would).

toritsuka starts pointing out all of the hot chics there while aiura jokingly asking him out to dance which he adamantly declines and then promptly begins to ignore the two of them as they start to argue about something pointless

akechi pushing past the two and decidedly sitting next to saiki. After a moment he eventually turns and starts stating that he was glad kusuo had come out tonight, and was happy that he was finally starting to open up more.

But before he was able to respond with anything, the boy got distracted and started spewing off some facts about the artist who was singing the song that was currently playing and his opinions of the music playlist as a whole, and saiki decides to just leave the moment at that, letting his friend drone on while he quietly watched everyone across on the dance floor.

by the end of the night, mera had eaten the majority of the complimentary treats, something saiki wasn’t particularly happy about and blamed toritsuka for distracting him. chiyo hadn’t been able to get that dance with kaidou as the moment she was about to he had gotten distracted and pulled away by his friends. fortunately chiyo is persistent and this minor hiccup wouldn’t dissuade her, she’d get around to confessing her feelings one day. likewise, teruhashi had been bombarded by suitors all night so she too wasn’t able to ask her crush out to dance however saiki did approach and bring her a cup of water when she’d found a small window of time to rest between songs, which was at least a nice silver lining.

they found that all of the boys were absolutely atrocious at dancing but that didnt put a single dent in their fun. Saiki had managed to avoid any dancing the entire night but did quietly applaud for his friends after each silly dance and even relented to being in a giant group photo picture at kaidou’s insistence so that they could all cherish the moment for the rest of their lives. And he wouldn’t admit to anyone, but a certain psychic could be found in the middle of the pack with a small smile on his face

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[we're gonna ignore how long it took me to remember i didnt finish this post. but its done now so--]

I've found that the general reaction to Wolf in Exile, is about the same as the reaction to Uldren in canon.

When Amanda finds out that Crow used to be Uldren, she gets angry and lashes out at him, even when he's not there. Before Crow got his memories back, he'd hear about the things Uldren did and would be disgusted yet pitied him for the path that must've brought the prince to do so. When Crow first finds out who he used to be, he struggles with it; angry and refusing to accept it while making threats based on the events he's rejecting (which, in Exile, would be Crow's view of Wolf after he realizes the position he's in and before Cayde breaks and tells him about what happened in the Prison)

Do you see. do you see it yet

On another note, time to correct/build on some older Exile lore:

I know the first mention I made of Nimbus was in a joke post about "What if the entire problem of TFE was isolated to the vanguard" and I was talking about how Nimbus hears Wolf's side of the story first, but I've decided to keep that actually! Since Wolf does end up getting unexiled before Final Shape (haven't figured out exactly when - I... haven't been able to play very much, so I am open to ideas here), I was thinking that it'd be a mixture of Crow, Osiris, Saint and Nimbus wearing Zavala down (on top of The Guilt TM) that would finally bust that wall down and Crow would go drag them back to the City. So basically, we have even MORE character conflicts!

Also: The reason TFE isn't just a Vangurd Problem, is... Wolf is making it everyone's problem (and the Vanguard is trying to keep tabs on them) by being Extra Violent. Not to mention that, before Exile, the Red Legion already wasn't having a good time with Wolf. And now it's even worse, so I imagine there are some attempts there to suppress Wolf or. generally get them Out Of The Picture (which fail. horribly) I imagine, during Chosen, there's some Battlegrounds that are straight up interrupted by Wolf, too. But gonna have to flesh that out some more In short: I think the enemies of the City rather preferred it when the Vanguard had some hand in Wolf's business (making Vanguard Pawn taunts seem a bit more fear-filled than they were in canon)

And, there was an ask from Eternal where I said that Crow tells Wolf that Cayde's alive was on the second meeting, but that has since been made big time impossible. So, I want to say that the two are at least somewhat into Friend Territory when Crow complains some about Cayde, since Crow wasn't sure how much of a sore spot he was and didn't want to risk it. Crow does get a message from Cayde through, so Wolf knows for sure that Cayde is alive before the Cayde Short takes place (I KNOW i havent posted it yet please forgive me. someone needs to take this AU away from me) but it still takes a hot minute to get the two in the same room.

My initial view of Caiatl was that she'd have either an "ehhhh" view of Wolf, or have her thing with Calus be in her way. But, actually, I don't think she would. At the end of Lightfall, she was so far over him, and too dedicated to protecting her people to really care about what happened to Calus, as he had every chance to redeem himself and just dug his grave further. But its her view of protecting her people that I think would sway her in favor Wolf. In the future, sometime post-Lightfall, Caiatl's point of view of Wolf is what turns Zavala's mind and he convinces Ikora to agree to unexiling Wolf. Crow, Osiris, and Saint were already arguing in Wolf's favor (though in all their own ways) but Caiatl, who had Saladin and Zavala in her ears about Wolf, decided... I think I put it best in the Chaos Box Doc: If she can see past Calus and his crimes and turn to protect her people; if Saint can see past the Fallen to protect the Eliksni and the City; if Zavala can see past Ghaul and trust her with his own— Then he can see past the Prison and take the risk. also her name means "all may not go as it needs to go"! not really relevant to my point but i feel like she'd say that to Zavala

I think I've landed on Saint's view of Wolf being heavily reliant on his faith in them throughout his life (due to the paradox) and Osiris trusting them. Saint isn't sure of whether or not they're really guilty, but they gave him (and many, many others, in his mind) a second chance, and he feels they deserve it. And if they truly are innocent, then he's got a bone to pick with a Queen's Wrath...

Still don't know what to with The Grave though. I mean, it wouldn't hurt anything for Wolf not to see it. Either that, or have it so there's not a speech? Or just wait until We've figured out how exactly Wolf dies and where the story goes afterwards, and then work on the Grave? Idk man there are way too many things in this AU for me to keep 100% track of--

I know for a fact that I missed alot here, so. Fire me some clarity questions?? Ol' Malphur's on free call too--

#the forsaken exile #orb rambles #destiny 2 #< yeah ik the maintag ppl probably dont wanna see this. but cmon. everyone likes AU lore right?#anyway #no one is safe from the Wolf Problem #including me :(#anyway yeah this is a mess but i had so many thoughts. not my fault #gonna blame uhhh Luna. for The Post #you know how guilty you are luna.#oooh god i didnt cover Cayde either.#or shiro!!! i have an entire timeline set up for Beyond Light! and hes there! but god i dont wanna...#honestly you name a character. ive probably got some of them #could also. recommend some. yk send some ideas over #(like. eris :( i love her. i do. but i dont know what to do with her! help)#people got questions? shoot me point blank with them! i got so much lore i promise

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merakiui · 2 years

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MERA MERA HI I WANNA SHARE THIS BRAINROT I HAD

So basically its Scaramouche and Kitsune Darling and so okay Darling was never supposed to interact with the puppet. It was something Yae told her not to do but she cant help but be curious! And its asleep anyways so its not like... its not like coming over to look at it would be bad! And the Raiden Shogun didnt give a damn when she asked if she could go look at the puppet so she just. Went. Traveled all the way over and stared at the pretty doll and enraptured by his beauty. She would collect pretty clothes and knicknacks and gift it to the doll and sing songs and recite poetry and rant about her day near it. It was pretty relaxing. Also, even tho Kuni was asleep he could hear her and became enchanted with the songs she sangs and eventually he somehow gained the willpower to forcibly awaken. Darling is ofc shaken bc uh oh but Kuni manages to comfort her that its fine so long as she doesnt tell anyone since he's just interested in listening to ehr songs and stories. They spend a lot of time together that way. They later also gain a wandering samurai for a friend, and theyre quite the happy little trio. Kuni ofc wants to travel but he knows hes not supposed to even exist, much less be awake, as he is the Failed Puppet (he has vague memories of Ei or smth) but the wanderlust is strong. He gets the samurai and Darling to agree to take him out for at least short walks so he can see the world. He practically falls in love and the duo are happy to teach their homebound friend all they know!

Unfortunately, they begin to drift apart as Darling has to refocus her time and energy to her duties as a Kitsune Shrine Maiden and the samurai seeks the world outside more. Kuni takes to wandering out on his own and he meets awful people who negatively influence him. When his samurai friend is killed, he's devastated. Then he's enraged when Darling tells him not to seek revenge bc how could she not be angry at their friend's demise? Now, Darling's a kitsune, somewhat old at that so she's seen the passage of human lives and while they are dear to her its not something she argues with. This is "fate"- humans die, and those who pick up a sword tend to die on one as well. Its not something she argues with. But Kuni, having learned emotions from humans and being poorly influenced lashes out and Darling cuts their relations bc of that. Kuni disappears and Darling suffers in silence throughout her grief.

Cut to several centuries later when Darling is going to Watatsumi on Yae's orders to try and negotiate a peace deal or safe return of some Narukami soldiers as a favor to the Tenryouu Commission when she catches sight of the Fatui. Curious and dreading she follows them until she ends up in their delusion factory, and she quickly susses out that theyre using Orobashi's remains to do smth awful so she uses her kitsune magic to disguise herself to gather evidence then hightail it outta there when she feels cool, porcelain hands wrap around her and pin her down.

When she looks up she's greeted with familiar amethyst eyes on an ageless, perfectly sculpted boyish face she once adored long ago.

She never returns to the shrine, but the fatui left behind in Inazuma whisper of the Lord Balladeer acquiring a beautiful fox for a pet that wears a collar adorned with electro crystals that lays tensely on his lap or in his arms at all times. Possessiveness? Perhaps. The fatui know the few times anyone dared to approach it they were struck down by their Lord's electro, and the one rare time the little fox wandered too far from Lord Scaramouche they could hear the pitiful yips of pain when the collar shocked them to immobolize them.

AAAAA that’s so good!!!!

Scaramouche would absolutely treat kitsune!darling like a pet. The collar he forces you to wear hurts and is both a means of keeping you in check while also showing that you belong to him—that he owns you—but at the very least it’s fashionable. Only the finest of materials for Scaramouche’s most beloved pet. He’ll train you well, and if you don’t learn the first few times that electric shock will certainly teach you.

#genshin chit chat #yandere scaramouche

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Poor Cole is just minding his own business, being gay, in season 3 and suddenly his crush wants to fight him over a girl 😭

Abslshdkdjkdkd ikr! Coles just vibing

Like!! Cole didnt even want to be in the love triangle in the first place. Hes just doing his own thing, goofing off with the bus microphone, wearing leather shoulder pads, and having homoerotic tension with all the other teachers. He never asked for this. Jays just like "fight me" and Cole is all "well alright you asked for it".

And really, when you think about it, nobody wanted to be in the love triangle. Jay's rampant insecurity just dragged them all into it kicking and screaming.

Cole, for instance, got chokeholded into it, and then stayed purely because he was mad at Jay.

Nya briefly flirted with Cole, for like 20 seconds, and even initially walked up to Jay after he learned about the Perfect Match, intending to comfort/assure him of their relationship - but then Jay lunged at Cole instead. And then she spent the rest of the season begging them to stop fighting. Like, iirc the double date at the theater wasnt even her idea!

And!! What Jay said in the Versus fight. "I was scared of losing Nya, but I take blame for that. I was more scared about losing you." Their fight was hardly even about Nya anyway! Jay fought Cole because he was insecure in his relationship with Nya, but when Cole fought back he became equally insecure in his relationship with Cole.

If Cole had been the only thing standing in the way of Jaya, then they wouldve gotten back together right after Cole bowed out. But they didnt, not until season 6! Because Cole wasnt actually the problem here. There were already hints of relationship issues at the beginning of season 3, what with Jay being too clingy and Nya being too distant. So honestly i would argue that the real meat of the drama is that Cole inadvertently stepped into an ongoing relationship crisis, got scapegoated for said crisis, accidentally made it worse, and then deliberately made it worse just to spite one of the other people involved. Hence why Cole's apologies often involve him saying, "I should have been a better friend" and "i had no clue."

Its just. So funny to me. The love triangle wasnt really your classic case of two guys fighting over one girl. It was just one insecure guy picking a fight with his gay bestie bc his girlfriend just realized shes poly. Everyone is confused and screaming all the time. Its just pure chaos. Someone get me popcorn.

#consider: au where cole went all of season 3 and 4 without any clue they were fighting over nya #jay: let me get this straight. you fought against me so hard it broke up our team. and you didnt even know why????#cole: in my defense you were being an asshole and i responded accordingly #jay: yeah okay fair #ninjago #bruiseshipping #mudshockshipping #ns3 #ninjago rebooted #destiny post

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rewritingcanon · 1 year

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lysander and lily luna headcanons even though they’re such a rarepair:

did not like each other at first, would always argue every time luna and ginny would force them to play together (broke their hearts a bit, as having kids the same age inspired dreams of them becoming best friends)

it was never ‘screaming in face’ arguing though, it was more lily crying because lysander didn’t agree with her or something and lysander giving her the silent treatment

this was usually because they were very different people: lysander was a shy, quiet studious ravenclaw, always cautiously pondering over every thought or action or word before he enacted them, always the cautionary, well-dressed with mud on his cuffs. lily was loud, vocal, infectious in her moods like the sun affecting the weather of the world. no wonder lysander felt so small around her (he was never small to her)

they both hung out a lot because of lorcan though, who would (along with ginny and luna, who would not accept them not being friends) force them to hang out

they drifted apart a little when they got to hogwarts as all three of them got separated into three different houses

when lysander came out as trans lily sent him this huge list with a bunch of boy names she thought suited him and it filled sander with a sick sense of glee and guilt to letter her back saying he already chose a name (lily approved of ‘lysander,’ because it rhymes with his last name, and sander pretended to be upset that she mentioned it but he was secretly pleased she picked up on that).

lysander also moved away to live with his dad in romania for a while, completing his last schooling years there

they only really started to reconnect when lily went to visit her uncle charlie there for an internship. lysander helped her catch up on all sorts of magical creatures that she needed to know for her internship, and when her genuine curiosity pushed him to teach her more and more (despite how he’s more interested in the habitats of these creatures rather than the creatures themselves), he began to like her more and show more of a secret nerdy side

they become parents to approximately: four bowtruckles, one jarvey, a fire crab, two knarls, a hippocampus and a dozen pygmy puffs

when lily left her internship early, coming to the conclusion that she didnt want to pursue being a mazoologist as a career, she and lysander fought again, but this was the explosive type, not the type they had when they were kids

people such as their mothers, brothers and friends like to call this “the divorce”, because lily has gone on tangents with her mates about how cruel and cold sander is towards her that will eventually end in tears with how much she misses him and sander will literally not talk about her at all despite the months and months of only talking about lily, and when she’s so much as mentioned, he will physically leave the room

it takes a lot of letter-writing (funnily enough initiated by the emotional wall that is lysander who writes to her about menial stuff, such as updates on the creatures as he knows she had always cared for them) and demanding (lily, who immediately lectures sander on only writing about the creatures and nothing about himself because, as said, he’s an emotional wall) for them to build a relationship again

lysander comes back to england to visit his mother and him and lily hang out and its SO obvious there is tension there but lysander is stupid when hes in love and lily has her father’s obliviousness so it still takes so much stage work from lorcan to have these two actually get together (he will be later compensated with a shoutout at their wedding)

then they get together and people are surprised that the dynamic has only reverted to how they were in romania. aka lily non stop talking about lysander (not in a gushy way, she just mentions him bc random things remind her of him) and he is just BRANDED by her (hes wearing all the girly shit she buys him because they match her aesthetic in her closet and he just wants to make her happy)

her love language is recieving gifts so sander learns to be crafty. hes not good with words so the least he can do is be creative with what he gives her

lily texts like “IN ALL CAPS LIEK THIS??!?! 🫶💗😋‼️🗣️🗣️ “ and sander texts “like this.” hes dry asf

their minds are both messy asf but for some reason theyre always more concerned about the organisation of the other then themselves so they balance each other out

its the type of love where shes drinking iced chocolate he made for her and hes drinking iced tea with too much sugar in it, and they’re on the porch shirtless because its sweltering hot summer, and she’s hashing up years old gossip hes heard thrice now because she already tells him everything ever

when lily’s bored she draws on him in pen

lily gets super excited when sander gets tanned because he freckles under the sun and shes also extremely freckley so theyre like freckle buds

lily loses her glasses all the time, and when shes walking around blind asf looking for them she be squinting at whats two feet in front of her and sander finds it adorable, her whole face scrunches up

lysander is so dark academia and sherlock holmes and lilys so hello kitty, maneater mini skirts and pink supremacy

hate watch things together and call it a ‘date’

poppy wright and alex nilsen vibes sorta

ofc she makes them matching jewellery. ofc she proposes to him with said jewellery

#i cant encapsulate how much i love them in a single post sorry but it’s literally impossible #w couple peak romance #lilysander #lily luna potter #lysander scamander #luna lovegood #lysily #hp nextgen #hp next gen #ginny weasley #lorcan scamander #hp #harry potter #hpcc #harry potter next generation #cursed child #rewriting

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doudouneverte · 1 year

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Special Bond | Chapter three: Chaos and Party (part. 1)

*not my GIF

Chapter Summary: You're in the party with your Agatha and you'll meet some interesting poeple...

Paring: Yelena Belova x Maximoff!Reader; Agatha Harkness x Maximoff!Reader; Wanda Maximoff x Sister!Reader x Pietro Maximoff; Avenger x Female reader (platonic)

| chapter two | serie masterlist | chapter four |

Zagreb, Croatia 6 pm in your hotel room

"So we'll not talk about earlier?" Agatha broke the silence

"About what ?" you feigned the confusion

"Your gay panic" she tried to restein the laught but it's impossible, she remind the moment where you pose your eyes on the blond and she can't contain more "you shoulded see your face you were totally blushing, you didn't find your words and you even couldn't argue with for your costume"

"That was not a gay panic" you groan but you it was "my mind just didnt want to cooperate" you tried

"Yeah yeah sur and i'm blond" you rolled your eyes you know she choose that color on purpose

"So about tonight what did you choose for you and don't tell me you will go with your dress 'cause i know you chosse something, i can sense your annoyance but i'll not comment it today" you remark

It's true, since you began to learn more about magic with Agatha she foud your mind was more open than any other human, that scare her a little becasue that mean you're more vulnerable at mind attack than anyone else. At the start you bith thought it was cause of you telepath power but it's more than that, so the older witch cast a spell on you, the spell increase your telepath power you can usually use them only within a radius of 15 meter (~46ft) but with up agatha gave you the distance up to 50 meter (~164ft) anf of course you contact her anywhere in the planete. You also train you telekinsis power, you can levitate 1 can tiny car now but you want to progress to be able to protect yourself and your sibling when you'll find them.

During this year you travel with Agatha to find a way to fortifie your mind and that why you are here in Croatia but her friend din't have a solution neither so you propose to visit the city to not waste youe time in europe.

Seeing you were blaking out the older witch grabe and look at you "we'll find a way i promise you and after that we wiln can focus on a way to find your sibling" you look at her and see her sadness and you're sad too, if you find pietro and wanda that mean you'll can't spend all your days with agatha and despite the fact you miss your family the brunette is like a second mother to you

"Yeah I know" you sight before smile again "but now let's focus on the party"

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2 hours later in Agatha's friend (little) tower

"So what are we going here" ask Steve to Tony but the billionaire don't seem to listen

"According to the details Mr.Fury sent us the agents who have been kill was protecting some one and we are here to find this man and try to figurate why they want to kill him" respond Vision, steve look at him then look at Tony again

"Again we're disguise because ... ?" he add

"Cause it's a Halloween party, it would be weird if we're the only who don't respect the dress code and it more easy to melt in the crowd" said finaly tony with a smirk when he look the captain.

He choose the costume for everyone obviously; rohdey was Superman, Wanda was princess Peach , Vision was Mario and Steve Luigi and Tony was Batman but with an armored suit.

Wanda was trying to explain at Vision why they wear a pink dress who is definitly not the type of our emo Wanda but she was cut by an little who bump into her back. She turn around and see a helmet with a teint glasse she was confuse and she hear a little 'sorry i can't reaaly see wher i go' she chucle and let the go.

You were trying to find Agatha you understand she scared that you'll be bother with your power tonight so choose a costume with a helmet wher sche can hide some run to prevent you for any attack tonight. You were near your mama/mentor when you see Batman, not the real one but some one suit like batman so decide to speak with them, their costume is too 'cool' you ant the same.

"Euh excuse me ?" Tony heard while he was try to find the host of the party, he trun around and look at you, more in your glasse but he decide to not comment and he smile gently to you.

"Can i help you ?" he respond

"Yes, i want to know where did you find your costume he's so cool, i want the same i try to convice mama to buy a batman costume but the doesn't want" did that seem you were excitaded because you were really, Batman is like your favorite fictional hero.

No need to see your eyes to imagine the sparkle when you talk so Tony replied "i made it, i have some experience withtechnologie and suit so"

"Woah, it's more cool now. Can i take... a picture please ?" you ask hesitantly but you really hope he accept

"Yes why not" you don't lost any second to pull up your phone and open the photo you took some picutre and after the man continue "so you are ?"

"Oh sorry i didn't introduce myself, i'm Y/N Harckness sir" you respond

"Call me Tony" he smile at you "so Y/N do you know the host of this tower?"

"Mister Loucas? Yes he's my mama's friend"

Do you know where i can find him ?

You look around you before poiting a cirner of the room "here and the woman next to him is" you notice the glare of Agatha and reminder why you search her before you find "she is my mama and she will kill me cause she has some important thing to say me" you laught

"Oh thanks and see you later" he said before leaving you

"You're welcome Tony and have a nice party" you add before rush to the witch you didn't heart him said 'you too kiddo'

You're now on the couch near your mama you tell her how you met batman and she see the excitement in your voice. You pull your phone to show her the picture and when you saw them you remark someone behind on one photo, it was the blond you met early. You were looking for her with your in the entire room, you saw her near the bar and excuse yourself to Agatha, you have one mission in your mind.

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10 minutes earlier in front of the tower

A group of girl are in front the main door and argue about something "You sure you want to do that alone Yelena ?" one of them said

"Don't worry it's just an in and out, and i would need some backup so you have to stay here, i'll come back in 30 minutes" before the others girls can argue she's enter.

Present

"Hey!" the blond turn her head and she face to an... astronaute ?

"Heu...hi, sorry but i don't have time now i have sometihing really important to do" she reply

You took off your helmet and look at her like she was the woman of your life and said "Oh it's seem you don't have any time for an astronaute but have you some time for a modest girl ?"

She stare you and look around and finally said "Okay maybe 5 minutes but i really have something to do after that"

"Oh don't worry 5 minutes is more than enought" you feint a laught to destresse you but she look at you with concern so you continue "i'm an astronaute and you are miss rapunzel in black ?"

She hesitate an instant and reply "a Black Widow ?!" she see your smile and the sparkle in your eyes (you really love superhero)

"Like the Avenger?" she nod with confusion and you add "oh and i'm Y/N by the way" she look around, she seem like search something or some one and sudden she find it "and you are..."

"I'm in a rush sorry" without more she leave, you stay here you analyze the situation, it was weird but not like when agatha fail a recipe it was and before youcan thinks to find your mysterious pretty girl you feel a hand you turn you head and meet the blue eyes of your favorite witch.

"Your... helmet ?" she said, you put your helmet on your head and apologize and she continue "you know i don't like to do that me too but it's the only way to prevent your headache and we don't if any witch or sorcerer try to invade your mind" you sight but smile

"Yeah i know ma, i'll be more careful in the future i promise. It's just i was talking to the womanf of the afternoon and she don't recognize me with the helmet so,"

She cut you "oh I see don't worry it's nothing" she look behind her you sens she was a little scared and she add "i sens a witch in here i don't know if she a oppenent or not so keep your helmet until we leave okay sweetie?" just like when you call her 'mama', when she call you 'sweetie' you can't really say "no" and you know it's for your own safety so you'll not argue.

Few second later your mama leave you had to talk withe friend so you wait her and you heart a gunshot peaople start to scream and just after there was an explosion in the tower. You hided yourself under the bar and call Agatha by telepathy but your hear an another voice in your head some one can hear you but your brain don't really reconize the voice. Before you could do anything you see some men with gun enter in the room and fear begun to increase in you.

#yelena belova x fem!reader #yelena belova x female reader #yelena belova x fem reader #agatha harkness x female reader #wanda maximoff x sister!reader #wanda maximoff x female reader #pietro maximoff x female reader #pietro maximoff x sister!reader #avengers x you #avengers x platonic reader #maximoff!reader

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eccentrickleptomaniac · 11 months

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im gonna ask you to share your poland headcanons :]

WAHAHAHA ANNOOOOOOON THANK YOUUUU IVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HER FOREVER

ohwhere do i start... i suppose i'll talk about her personality first?

ok so let me set the record straight. she is a bitch. she's incredibly stubborn and once her mind is on something it's incredibly difficult to get her to change it, even if she knows its wrong. she enables the worst in people and rewards them for it. you know that one scene in angels in america where roy and belize are arguing about azt and roy starts hurling slurs at belieze and once belize does the same roy gives him the azt? yeah poland would do that. she will start fighting with anyone to bring them to their breaking point. it's a skill she learned while still in the same house with the bastard known as the ussr.

speaking of, she hates russia more than anyone. genuinely. it's actually kind of scary how far it goes. she pretty much allout refuses to speak with his friends and if she seems him, hoo boy you better be ready to hold her down. the hatred, i suppose its justified considering the.. how do i put this Hostile and imperial history between the two. i genuinely believe the last time the two ever had a positive interaction was during smolensk and even that was only because at first russia was the only one around to comfort her.

ok lets talk about her with closer friends.. while yes she fucking loves to push people's buttons when alone with someone she likes shes actually a very understanding and loyal person. she will actually listen to you rant about something you're passionate about for hours. if you are in trouble she will be the first to help you. however, if you look at her funny please know you've made an enemy for life. she holds long and petty grudges unapologetically.

speaking of pettyness, lets talk about the ussr and her relationship with him. i think about them a lot just because they hate eachother so much. completely genuinely i believe she only stayed in the warsaw pact for two reasons: to somehow destroy the ussr oh and also taking care of eg since shes still a teenager. im like, 99% sure the two got into arguments daily. they genuinely hate eachother more than anyone, and whatever the fuck perestroika didn't help. at best she was tolerant of him, at worst she was actively trying to kill him. she hates him for everything he stands for as well as his treatment of eg. despite her thing for long and petty grudges, she could tell that that girl could do no wrong from the start. the two have a very mother-daughter like relationship

she has both of her wings and they work just fine! although for a long time they didnt lol. i believe during ww2 they got fucked up during the destruction of warsaw (since that was pretty much the moment that armie krawoja lost its footing and poland became a guaranteed soviet puppet state after the war) and it took until her eventual leaving of the warsaw pact for them to be fully functional again. it's a fun little metaphor for freedom, i guess.

the cross she wears on her neck isn't actually because she's super religious. it was originally a small postwar act of spite against the soviet union, but eventually it kinda just became part of her outfit. she still isn't super religious, most countries arent due to their inherent personification of a whole ass landmass. unless it's like, the vatican or something JAJA

she is a hardcore alcoholic. it's, uh, not good, but it has quite literally been going on since pre-interwar. although she has gotten better with not downing like, 3 bottles of vodka in 1 sitting. she mostly just drinks beer at this point, unless she's like, really stressed for whatever reason. hey, old habits die hard. if i were being constantly harassed and assaulted by my neighbors i too would probably have some sort of addiction to a substance at this point. a random poland fun fact, the national drink is vodka.

her signature item (an item of which a country has associated themselves with and can now summon at will) is a hussar sabre as gifted to her by her father (the polish-lithuanian commonwealth). she cherishes it greatly and can use the sword quite well in combat. 10/10 would bring it to a gunfight.

due to her time spent in annexation for like, 100 years, she's pretty good at playing piano. on her spare time she'll play it rather leniently. admittedly, she doesn't have many hobbies. she sort of reads most of the day when not out with people.

wait how have i got this far without talking about her friends. she's good friends with the folk in the lublin triangle (lithuania (whos also her sister lol) and ukraine) and the visegrad group (czechia, slovakia, hungary) as well as all formerly in the eastern bloc. she would die for them and genuinely wishes nothing but the best for them. theyre also one of the few people who can actually tolerate her for long periods of time.

while it doesn't tend to show, she is very wary of france and britain specifically due to ww2. france especially, actually, considering the whole duchy of warsaw situation. for a long time she genuinely believed france was going to help her get her freedom. as you can see, that did not turn out, and nowadays the relationship between the two tends to be strained, only amplified by the russo-ukrainian war. she tends to interject on anything france is saying in an eu meeting with a sarcastic remark, especially if it's about war. she doesn't forget and she doesn't forgive.

uhhh i hope this suffices? i felt like this basically the entire time i was writing this

edit nope nvm im adding more i forgot to talk about interwar poland

ok so. interwar and postwar poland are basically two seperate people at this point. like, not literally, poland didnt fucking die in the war lol but personality and appearancewise they're completely different. as opposed to current poland's rather brash, loud, and belligerent personality, interwar poland was very quiet. he's much closer to that "fanon" poland. while, yeah he still was pretty fierce. it was much harder to get him to that point than it is now. he was pretty pacifistic all things considered.. he also at the time worked at a library doing archival things.. nowadays her job primarily consists of doing paperwork, which she doesn't mind all that much all things considered.

edit 08/08/23: her """"government assigned"""" username is probableLiability.

#essen talks #ch hcs

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thegeminisage · 6 months

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tng update time. last night we watched "datalore" together and this morning i caught "angel one" on my own

datalore: not terrible!! i felt really bad for data the entire time of course. kind of delighted to find out he is amnesiac-adjacent in this episode, at least as far as not knowing where he comes from or why. i've gotten used to thinking of him as friend-shaped but lore reminded me of just how creepy he actually does look because he was making the creepy faces

the planet and lab were cool though it was hilarious that one of the pieces was just an ass with the crotch faced away from us to protect data's modesty lol

i liked the bit about data having an off switch.it is ironically such a human vulnerability. we have those too! it's called head trauma.

ik what i said about picard not being a dick anymore but i noticed he IS still a dick sometimes and it's mostly to either wesley (valid) or data (may he DIE). i was glad data told him not to call lore "it" and that he APOLOGIZED. he should apologize to data more often

lore is literally just a data who is better at masking btw. like thats all it is. he thinks using contractions makes him allistic and he's like ha ha look at me i'm better than you meanwhile he has to use a little laser to remove his own facial tick and his special interest is murdering humans and good for him

one thing i HATED about this ep was once again wesley made a valid point and everyone told him to fuck off. meanwhile whenever hes fucking around they let him do whatever he wants. this is making me CRRRAZY. all this stuff about you would have listened to me if i was an adult!! i'll kill the little brat myself

however the episode was immediately rescued by the appearance of this meme:

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which sent me immediately into screaming hysterics because i was NOT expecting to see it in its original format here. i quite literally had to pause the episode and explain this meme to catherine with tears running down my face

angel one: not as bad as the skip/watch lists led me to believe (i didnt have to play it on 2x speed for example) but still pretty fucking terrible. oh what if WOMEN were in charge wouldnt that be WEIRD AND SCARY? meanwhile the women are wearing what pretends to be "no makeup" in 1987 and theyre super fucking hot

i thought that blonde chick was rthe one from tos's backdoor pilot and even looked it up but no she just moves her face the same way

riker's slut outfit really was something. he was such a good sport about it that i thought it was kind of mean of deanna and tasha to laugh at him but considering how women are treated on this show they deserve to actually. tasha especially.

absolutely bonkers that he tried to turn the head woman down and she slept with him anyway. close encounters of the space babes riker version??? quite literally the man said i'm not an object to be seduced and then he got seduced. wild

anyway, the morals of this were all over the place. they cant remove these people bc theyre not bound by the prime directive but they literally are interfering with this planet's system of laws etc...also the fact that like everyone is arguing for gender equality when the genders are reversed is all well and good when they live in a utopian society where genders are equal but we live and star trek was made in the real world where the genders are NOT equal so it just comes out sounding like but what about the meeeeen?? i mean. what about them?? sorry.

i. HATED. the b-plot of this episode. everyone's like oh no i wonder how this virus spreads! and then they allow worf to stay on the bridge while he does those dad sneezes. maybe this episode should have been before the other to explain data's sudden hyperfixation on learning to sneeze lol. like ik all infectious disease media hits different post pandemic but jesus christ we had more sense than that even BEFORE the pandemic

tonight we do 11001001, and then i'm doing the next FOUR on my own...rough.

#personal #tng lb #star trek blogging #ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE KIND OF DEATH YOU'VE EARNED LITTLE MAN?

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multiples of 2 and 5 for lori and giorgi he he

cringe!

I. PRE-RELATIONSHIP

2. What was their first impression of each other?

She first met him whilst she was working and honestly she thought he was a try-hard. like the whole night he flirted w/ her and ig she found him funny though (a little) but he tipped well so whatever. From Giorgi’s pov he just found her good looking and charming enough

4. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Giorgi didn’t as he probably saw her as a challenge to see if he could get her to go on a date with him. also the more times he’d been served by her the more he began to like her. Lori rejected him for ages cause of her job and didn’t want to jeopardise it. it was only when she’d met him outside work that she said yes

5. What would their lives be like if they had never met?

Lori wouldn't be dead so jot that down ✍️ Giorgi probably wouldn’t have lost his remaining brain cells either

6. What was their "flirting stage" like?

Fairly long?? Idk like 2 months or something. Like I said Lori kept turning him down but for some reason that just made him like her more and to keep asking until she finally agreed. The first few times lori spoke to him she called him George

II. GENERAL

2. Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

they probably went to some fancy bar in the french ward and went dancing after

4. Were they each other's first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

No theyve been around the block a few times esp Lori (marriage be damned) although she probably lied and told Giorgi he was her first official boyfriend lol

5. What is their height difference? Age difference? Do either matter to them?

I think i have Lori as 5’8?? The game had giorgi as 5’11 so theres about 3 inches between them unless Lori is wearing heels and in that case they’re equal height which Giorgi probably hates. Age difference theres a few months between them. lori is a true aries queen. To me Giorgi is a sagittarius. TO ME

6. How do their personalities complement each other? How do they clash?

They're both outgoing. Lori is an aries and Giorgi is a sagittarius and their signs go really well together. Theyre literally both out to have a good time and i think there is a mutual relief that neither of them dont care about settling down etc and make the most of it the best they can. I think though as their personalities are similar its often the reason why they clash a lot and will argue about dumb stuff

8. Who takes the lead in social situations? How are they around each other's friends?

They both have big mouths so they both take the lead which then causes them to get annoyed with the other cause theyre basically battling for attention. Lori teases Giorgi like all the time when theyre around friends (hi Ellis and Danny) and vice versa but sometimes they take it too far by getting too personal until their friends are just there like 🧍‍♂️ okay

10. What are their parallels, whether in their personalities or their histories?

Their personalities are fairly similar cause like I said theyre both outgoing and are wanting to be significant

12. Do they hide anything from each other, big or small?

Lori is literally hiding her entire past from him lol. Alongside that she probably doesnt give too much away in terms of what she does when shes busy. Giorgi is selective about what he tells Lori esp family-related stuff cause like to him she probably wouldnt have much of a clue about mob stuff and even if he does he’ll dumb it down

14. What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

Playlist here hehehe

15. What is their most common argument about?

Definitely ori’s flirting. She flirts w/ everyone and was absolutely arranging dates with other people whilst still dating him. To her it didnt mean anything and she was just doing it because she was bored but Giorgi didnt see it that way :/ also Lori will cause arguments over his family because she knows that most of them dont like her and the feeling is mutual

III. LOVE

2. What are their primary love languages?

Physical affection and giving gifts. Lori is pretty hands on w/ affection but only in private shes not ready to embarrass herself in public just yet. Giorgi thinks he can buy Lori’s affection so he often gets her stupid little gifts which have no thought behind them and theyre needlessly expensive as well because money is no object to him apparently

4. How often do they cuddle or engage in PDA?

Yes. but not really in public unless theyre drinking or around close friends.

5. Who initiates kisses? Where is their favorite spot to kiss each other?

Lori will but only if shes drunk lol. Cringing just thinking about it

6. What are their favorite things to do together?

They go out a lot, mostly drinking in bars and going to nightclubs. she’ll sometimes join him if he’s hanging out with Danny and Ellis cause she doesn't have any real friends beyond Sylvie lol. sometimes Giorgi drags her to his family functions but then she’ll leave early cause she’s caused a scene or something (his aunt called her a tramp and Lori threatened to swing for her but somehow shes in the wrong 🙄)

8. Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

Physical for sure. Lori initiates almost all of it and even then she only does it if she’s tipsy. Lori would probably rather die than tell him to his face that she loves him (she didn’t really anyway) because of her ~issues~ and Giorgi is a Man™️ so verbal affection is non existent. He’ll tell her she looks nice but that’s about it

10. What do they like best about each other?

Giorgi likes her on a physical level and he’ll say it’s her best quality 😒 He likes as well shes not committed to settling down getting married etc she’s just interested in having fun. Lori finds him good looking enough like a 5 or 6/10 or something TO HER. She finds him kind of funny and she likes that he buys her gifts although wishes he put more effort into it

12. Who remembers the little things?

Probably Lori but she’s petty and won’t remind him and when he doesn't remember she’ll get mad

14. Who is more protective? Who would get into a fight to defend the other? Who tends to the other's wounds?

Giorgi will because he knows his name can get him out of almost anything so he’ll do her a favour (his words) in getting her out of situations

15.What gifts do they typically give each other?

I think I mentioned this ages ago but Lori got Giorgi that silly little man bracelet he wears in the game. Even after the break up he still wears it idk why. Apart from that Lori isn’t much of a gift giver and only does it for birthdays and christmas. Giorgi probably buys her stuff she points out in shop windows but Lori moves on quickly so by the time he gets it for her she probably doesnt care about it anymore

IV. DOMESTIC LIFE

2. If they get married, who proposes, and how do they do it? Would they change their surnames?

In my au they get married after Giorgi was sick of his dad going on and on about settling down and he thought Lori was as good as it was going to get. He didnt even propose he just asked her and lori said yes cause 1. money and 2. she knew it would make his family mad. They get married summer of 69 in the casino the weekend it opened and its over the top

4. How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like as parents? What are the kids like?

They have 2 Priscilla and Sonny :) Priscilla was born a year or so after Lori and Giorgi get married and Lori was fine with just one child but Giorgi as well as his dad had been angling for a boy 🙄 Sonny is born just under 2 years later and Giorgi was hellbent on naming him after his dad and unfortunately he got his way but Lori calls him Sonny which catches on w/ everyone else eventually. Lori didn’t want to be a parent so soon but she still does her best in raising them. Giorgi is too busy with the casino most of the time so he mostly does half assed parenting. Priscilla probably isn’t keen on either of her parents especially her mom cause they clash all the time and she just does her own thing. Sonny is the biggest mommy’s boy and Giorgi hates it because he wanted sonny to get involved with the family business as he got older but that won’t happen 🤪 Priscilla makes fun of Sonny all the time over Lori coddling him and calls him a baby lol

5. Are either of them the "breadwinner"? Who cooks? Who cleans?

Giorgi is the ‘breadwinner’ ig cause hes in charge of running the casino. Lori does some stuff like cooking when she feels like it but they probably have a housekeeper to clean and stuff so she’s not exactly working hard either

6. Do they have any pets?

Lori keeps her cats until they get old and pass away. After that they don’t have any pets apart from like a goldfish or something cause Sonny got obsessed with them one summer

8. Who kills the bugs in the house?

Lori she hits them with her shoe 🩴🪳

10. Who is more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Neither i think

12. Who likes to dance with, or sing for, the other?

Lori will sing to the radio but only when she’s on her own

14. Who is the one who always says "I don't know" when the other asks where they want to eat?

Lori she’s indecisive :/

15. Who would drive, and who would give directions?

Giorgi drives and Lori is the passenger princess giving the wrong directions whilst the kids fight in the back seat

#thank u dany 💗#these were fun to answer but i think i got brain damage from it #im booing these people #lori/giorgi #ask

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