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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

#my mom and sister do that

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Flower Field Psyduck, inspired by Keiko Fukuyama's illustrations.

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What to use instead of 'said'

Normally:

• added • replied • answered • stated • announced • questioned • asked • mentioned • remarked

Loudly:

• cheered • shouted • yelled • demanded • barked • blurted • growled • scolded •snorted

Softly:

• muttered • murmured • mumbled • uttered • stuttered • hissed • moaned • mouthed

Emotionally:

• begged • cried • confessed • complained • promised • pleaded

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Clap for me I wrote the first half (like about 22 words) of my fifth A Quiet Place Story, like when you get a sneak peek in my brain to understand what I'm juggling right now and doing this at the same time you'd be surprised

#floyd rants #personal posts

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what do you mean I can't crawl in between the slats of your ribs and sleep soundly to the beat of your heart? do you even love me?

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I wish people understood that love exists outside of romantic relationships

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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ok i’m curious

#purple #i love purple i have no clue why #its so a pretty color #and looks good on almost eveyone

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going on a stranger's blog, liking the one textpost they made about wanting to kill themselves, then leaving without following

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Sending love to everyone silently pushing through the waves of grief while trying to continue on each day.

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straight up “jorking it” to the complexities of the human condition

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Well i Love you if that helps

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post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

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lucky i wasn’t born with a dick bc i’d get hard from seeing a beautiful body of water

#I would be so screwed if it rains #I'd be “pitching a tent” just at the sound of raindrops