#sharks he wants to see the sharks

[loafthecat]

P.O.V. Hyperfixation mentioned.

#thsc #henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection #henrystickmin #sh!tpost #art #henry stickmin collection #sven svensson #sharks he wants to see the sharks #give him the sharks 🔫 #will i ever post normal art here again? no motivation to draw normal characters and anxiety says no #reeeeeeeee #loaf doodles

[sharkneto]

what about five made him ur blorbo…

Man, what made Five my guy.

There’s the surface level stuff – he hits a lot of tropes I love. Asshole with a heart, competent in everything but people, an assassin who gets cool fights to good music, teleports, last man in the world, has a fucked up wife situation. He’s a fifty-eight-year-old man who looks thirteen, that concept right there has so much to work through, all by itself.

All of that is really fun stuff, but under all of that, I think I can sum up why Five hit so hard with just that he has heart. The show could have gone the route of comic!Five – unredeemable bastard of a tiny man. That would have been fun, I love comic!Five, but he works better on a comic book page, where things can be more 2D. The change the show made – maybe on accident – is that show!Five loves an incredible amount, and that’s what hooked me hard. Sure, some of this is fan interpretation, but I think it’s got moments in-show to back it up. One of his first moves he made, when stuck in the apocalypse, was to make Delores – he has her within a few days of landing there. She says so much about him the second we meet her in the show - shorthand to tell us just how bad the apocalypse was, and that, when faced with nothing, Five makes a person he has to take care of. With that, he survived four decades as the last person on earth in dystopian hell before he could get back to save the world – so he says, at least, but he has always prioritized his siblings. They're his world. He’s not great at saying it, but he’s a man of action and his actions speak very loudly.

With all that love, comes a lot of grief, which is actually what keeps me going with Five. I’m pretty open that I’ve had a lot of grief in my life. I’m doing better, it’s been a number of years now, but grief doesn’t go away, and Five is an incredible vehicle for playing with and processing grief. Experiencing it, growing from it, moving on with life around it. And Five has so many layers of grief to play with. There’s the grief for his family who he found dead when he was 13, grief for the world because it all ended, grief for the life he lost, grief for the life he had to live, grief for what he’s had to do, grief for his body and his situation. How do you keep going and move on after experiencing such loss? I find it both cathartic and motivating to think about and sit in that space.

He's a walking tragedy and I adore him for it. Character of all time.

#another post that goes around says it well #in that the show does such a good job of letting five both be Cool (assassin! time traveler!) and just a weird old guy #they could have made him Cool to go with the assassin stuff but instead he wears stupid hats and wants to see big balls of twine #it's such a good character choice and humanizes him so much #a thing i love is just the force of *humanity* #which is why the wedding at the end of the world is one of my favorite things in s3 - it's just /such/ a human thing to do #have a wedding in the face of the end of everything. make up a wife and live best you can in the apocalypse. #the human spirit is indomitable and five carries that in spades #character of all time #tua #shark's tua thoughts #number 5 #ask response

[spectral-snippets-and-drabbles]

New Leaf!Au

Danny successfully completed his training to ascend to the throne and is taking a well earned vacation to celebrate. The time for said vacation time is a surprisingly long, long vacation but one he was happy to take one nonetheless! So he decided to travel the multiverse and found one that had heroes!

Surely he could finally kick back, relax and watch them handle things without his help, right? Especially after aiding them in taking down the guy with funny lazer eyes (he tore Darkseid to pieces in front of said heroes for them).

...Right?

After much gaslighting, feigning innocence, and speaking half-truths on his part, Danny is able to convince them that he's an alien that was the last of his kind with very few memories left of who he was. Thankfully, Martian ManHunter's mind reading abilities don't work on ghosts, so it made him sell his pitch all the more easily.

"I cannot sense them anymore...I am alone...Will I die alone too?"

So now the league of heroes with a bleeding heart take him in and give him a place to stay as a reserve member. After being told that his kind age rather slowly and that he's still considered a youngling, Dinah thinks socializing with younger people will do wonders for Phantom.

And for a while, things are going good until a certain Hellblazer comes rushing to the Leauge to inform the Leauge that the Infinite Realms has been ruined by Pariah Dark and freaks out when he sees Phantom wearing the Ring of Rage.

Something only one Ghost Royalty can wield. Pariah Dark was the last known King of the Realms.

However, due to a lack of knowledge from on the Infinite Realms' practices and culture, they can only speculate what the happened before Phantom found himself wandering around the place. This causes everyone to go crazy with several conspiracy theories.

The most popular ones are as follows, not in any specific tank or order:

1) Phantom has the Ring of Rage on his ring finger. Specifically, on his left ring finger.

Which has some speculating that he was the husband/consort/favored concubine to the king and was offered it to become Pariah's beloved. With all of his injuries, it's assumed Dark's enemy's tortured Phantom to the point of memory regression and so the enraged monarch sacked the Realms to either find him or enact revenge.

Phantom did mentioned he probably had children (Dan and Dani) and that his 'kind' don't need to be male and female exclusively to have offspring.

(He used Box Ghost and Lunch Lady as reference.)

2) Constantine with the knowledge of how one becomes king.

It's possible that Phantom took the title of King after challenging Pariah Dark to one on one combat and suffered a serious blow to his head in the fight to usurp the Tyrant, causing his amnesia.

Medical scans revealed a healed scar on the side of his head under his hair, giving some support to the theory. If that's the case, then their friend is a potential warrior king lost in the Land of the Living!

3) Constantine is taken at face value.

Phantom is Pariah Dark. When his subjects made a move to kill him, they failed and somehow banished him to the realm of the living in exile. If Phantom regained these old memories and truly was the old warlord standing before them, the Leauge would have to make contingency plans to eliminate him, as he laid one of the afterlives to near irreparable ruin.

(Batman's infamous paranoia makes things worse to the point where Danny may flee the universe if he were to use a contingency on him...everyone disliked that!)

4) A Victim of unjust Betrayal?

During his talks with Martian ManHunter, Phantom talked about pieces of memories of ungrateful people and how they saw him as a menace, even though he did everything possible to keep them safe. Everything became a blur after his last encounter with his enemies but couldn't recall what happened next. When he came to, the place was in ruin.

(So it's possible he pulled a Lobo, lashed out in his panicked state and damaged the realms under extreme stress after being harmed by the denizens of the Realms before running away to escape.)

5) Regressed through other means?

Constantine knows that some ghosts have an initial form after death, so he believes that there's a chance that Phantom is Pariah Dark just before he used his powers to become the Evil King, his amnesia making him regress back to the moment before he makes a final decision.

• Some Leaguers believe he's a ticking time bomb if he regained his old memories. One that they probably can't stop, as Constantine and the other magic users can sense some serious God-like power emanating from the Phantom and who definitely has legions of undead armies at his command with forgotten knowledge that would make Apokolips look tame in comparison.

• The others who are more compassionate believe that this could be a chance to help nudge Pariah Dark onto a better path to avoid becoming evil again. Better to help walk a just path and not give him a reason to believe the Leauge would harm him.

One things for certain; everyone believes Phantom is at the critical moment on the crossroad again that could very well make or break the safety of the both the Infinite Realms and Multiverse.

So they'll help him go down the path of Justice.

#danny phantom #justice league #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #He just wanted a break from being a hero ={ #Danny is mentally screaming into a pillow #Clockwork and the Ancients are laughing their asses off at the notion of Danny being Dark's boytoy #The fact they think he's Pariah Dark's husband is making him want to die again #Ghosts in the DC multiverse rarely make it to Infinite Realms and are in Limbo #One contracted to Constantine finally made it through the veil and was horrified to see the state of the Infinite Realms #Said ghost couldn't find anyone because the piece of Constantine's soul is repels them #It's like when an orca kills a shark and every single shark for miles scatters #They don't want to be around something that so mangled #Constantine's informant is really late on news and thinks it's recent #The Leauge has outdated information #Everyone thinks Danny is Pariah Dark!au

[rainy-matcha]

I headcanon that Vox has a fear/weakness to water due to being made of tech.

Either it would cause him serious injury/malfunction OR he is actually updated to be waterproof (like most modern phones) but still has a fear of it.

Ironically, he still LOVES sharks

#vox #vox hazbin hotel #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #I like the first ver better #I want to see him in pain #dump water on him he'll short circut and pass out #he still likes sharks tho

[potatobugz]

hes a lawyer right

#a hat in time #ahit #the snatcher #ahit snatcher #snatcher ahit #considering getting ahit dlc but i genuinely do not have enough monee 2 get both nyakuza metro and seal the deal #so im thinking real hard about it #on one hand; kittay. on the other hand; funny ghost guy #anyways upon vaguely learning that hes a lawyer apparently i cpuld only think of those like lawyer shark stickers that were very funny #ao here ks this #p.s. dont tell me what happens in the dlc yet i want to see 4 myself......

[ickypuppi3]

steve is all ‘ok but haven’t you ever watched jaws?’ when billy takes him surfing for the first time and ends up getting a full blown lecture from billy about how misunderstood sharks are

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #steve: you’re kinda like a shark #billy: because i’m badass? #steve: because you’re misunderstood #billy: [in tears] shut the fuck up #billy is sharks #the duffer brothers are the jaws movies #this is because i love sharks and they deserve the world #billy likes sharks pass it on #billy hates jaws pass that on too #well #he hates that people hate sharks after those movies came out #but he begged his mom to take him to go watch it when the first movie came out #because he wanted to see sharks #everyone’s scared or grossed out #and then there’s this eight year old kid in the front row egging the shark on #his mom was like if you’re too scared to go to the beach after this that’s on you #and billy’s like i wanna see a shark so bad rn #just fucking #jumping up and down because he wants to go to the beach and see a shark THIS instant #give me neurodivergent billy with a shark hyperfixation asap #it’s the adhd babyy

[sharkdays]

crushing

#im not coloring this but. it is silly so #have it! #“why is amethio there” because they're all friends. to me #in my minds eye i can see it #also bc i like him and can draw what i want #pokemon horizons #pokemon #pkmn #pokeani #anipoke #liko #roy #dot #nidothing #likodot #guruminshipping #amethio #also i like how i drew roy here. he looks so squisyhy #shark's scribbles

[karizipan]

ermm scanned some stuff... some of the orv in my sketchbook + tidbits of my silly merfolk yjh au

#rb #orv #MY OLD DRRR REVIEWER CAME HANDY👍👍👍 just cut up the bits about disaster once I read it bc I went wow this is yoocroft core! #specially the human damage <- disaster bit... God bless my notes! #okay talking abt merfolk au emmm #I made this. bc i got so sick of the mermaid Kim Dokjas I kept seeing on Twitter iwhwkw he does not have enough swag to be qualified that #<- maybe as a squid beast thing yeah but mermaid? no #Anyway I wanted to base yjh off a mythical creature like a selkie or narwhal but I just settled for some breed of shark (yet to be decided) #I first thought of yjh appearing washed up ashore somewhere and hsy and kdj find him and it's meet cute. just like little mermaid silliness #but i thought of a funnier way of them meeting 🤷‍♂️ #cute yoohankim au meetup! your friend threw a harpoon at me 😍 #<- injuries galore happened on that fishing trip... Jhw got bitten... leading to that conversation between her and kdj... #yjh is able to turn into a human but it depends on how much power she's reserved and it's under a limited time before she turns back #<- this leads to hankim saying if they're sure yjh isn't actually a siren

[sonknuxadow]

ignore razor and blade in the background this isnt about them . anyway . Looks around all scared. thoughts on him ^

#if anyone is actually wondering why they are there though they were just serving as references for what a sonic style shark might look like #and i was too lazy to get rid of them #ive been wanting to make a shark sonic oc for forever . well i finally made an attempt at it #just in the 'messing around and throwing shit on the canvas to see what works'' stage rn though . dont know how much he will change #i feel like he looks a bit plain. needs more markings or accessories or something #but im also trying to stay somewhat close to what actual shark sonic characters/underwater mobians in general look like #but then again the only sharks we see are a pair of siblings who only show up in archie sonic #so they might not be the best examples. idk. #i mean im already breaking the rules by giving him shoes #but he has shoes because im thinking he might spend a lot of time on land . where its not as comfortable/safe to go barefoot #whatever man idk #my art #oh and also ive been calling him riptide the shark in my mind as a placeholder name idk if itll stick or not

[catharusustulatus]

Argyle headcanons because I love him:

His real name is Alejandro. His middle name, funnily enough, is Jonathan.

His parents started Surfer Boy Pizza and so he’s well off enough to drive all the way to Indiana at a moments notice.

He has an older sister who sings and plays guitar in a Mariachi. Her name is Elena.

He knows all the ins and outs of a pizza restaurant; how to make the dough, operate the ovens, make the sauce, balance the toppings. He can even toss the dough pretty well. He’s really good at basic math because he’s been helping work the register since he was a kid.

Spanish was his first language and he speaks it at home. As they drive across the country, he teaches the Byers and Mike, and then El, how to curse in Spanish and roll their r’s.

His hair is very important to him and he and Steve bond over their hair. They exchange hair care product information. Argyle lets Steve braid his hair when stressed.

He is a really good cook, and while he makes excellent pizza and traditional Mexican food, he also slays a big breakfast. He takes to pancake and egg duty while they prep for the apocalypse.

He has 20/20 vision.

He can whistle really loud.

#stranger things #argyle #argyle headcanons #stranger things headcanon #I love Argyle and I hope we see him kick ass in the final season #he deserves a backstory #I want him to also be able to casually play the trumpet #and be able to identify dozens of plants and fungi #also he is a card shark #and can salsa dance #the end

[drink-tang-gang]

“I’ll touch your cheek / you’ll hold my hand / and only we will understand / not a word need be spoken/ in our language of love”

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One of my favorite commissions done for the lovely @LeCatProduction on twitter. I love any excuse to give these two some love. <3

#looney tunes #pepe le pew #penelope cat #still can’t believe I got PAID to draw these two #it makes me feel. idk i cant describe it. I just feel!!! 💓💓💓💗 #in reimagining their dynamic I want to keep them grossly romantic and in love with each other #pepe’s a flirt and a gentleman and toootally swoons over penelope #penelope’s a classy gal and likes being won over. she’s got sharp tastes #and it’s fun to see how pepe will try and ‘win’ her over #in quotations bc. they only have eyes for each other #but also pepe’s so emotional and gets swept up that penelope has to reel him in bfkf #like: they go to a tropical resort and pepe breaks into soliloquies abt how romantic and beautiful everything is #meanwhile penelope is a Bad Luck Magnet so she she tries to see the positives in pepe’s speeches even though #they JUST barely survived a dangerous shark chase AND survived a storm #again ​he’s not oblivious to the situation or of penelope’s feelings: he just gets caught up sometimes. prolly literally lololol #WAaaa i talk too much ok ramble over #✍️ scenery! where’s the scenery? ✍️

[whiterunguard]

If hes not a girl why does he wear a skirt..... Checkmate. imperial libberals .... HA!

#talking #skyrim #shitpost #general tullius #what if i peeled all of my skin off and turned it into a handbag. what then #i really hate this fucking guy #i wish he would drop dead #genuinely i want nothing more than to see him burn in fucking hell for all of eternity #im going to put him in a blender and turn it on #im going to dangle him over a pit of sharks and cut the rope #im going to drop a comically large anvil on his head #im going to put on knife shoes and stomp him to death #i hate you general tullius i wish you nothing but misery and pain and sand #sadness not sand #whatever i hope you get sand too dipshit. all in your fucking shoes you pathetic worm #i bet he cries himself to sleep at night #everybody beat general tullius with hammers #NOW NOW NOW #KILL THIS DISGUSTING CRETIN WITH BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE BODY AND HEAD #hey btw im the most normalest guy in the world #you can trust me #ive never said anything strange or perhaps peculiar in my entire lifetime #and this is a fact #so i think you should um. believe im the regular person on this planet Earth #and nothing is more true ok #maybe i do hold a little disdain for this weird thing. hmm. sooo what. #so what if i put out a little bit of peanut butter with rat poison in it to kill him huh. so what #what are YOU gonna do about it. hmm. yeah nothing #that's what i fucking thought.

[jeff-the-landshark]

#Jeff is upset #he does not want to see them #jeff speaks #mrrrr #jeff is translated #jeff the land shark #jeff the landshark #bots #tumblr bots

[gunitnekoh]

I don't know what all the complaints are about. I admit I'm not playing I'm just watching other people play but so far I love the story and characters in this game

Its so good

#suicide squad kill the justice league #suicide squad #i didn't want to like captain boomerang but damnit he's entertaining idiot #Harley quinn my love always good to see you #deadshot is awesome #ive loved him since i saw the animated and live action movies #king shark #omg this incarnation of king shark is a delight #love him in the harley quinn show too #both excellent characterizations #i love this game #fuck everyone else

[sharkdays]

yall aint gonna believe this. LOOK WHAT I JUST BOUGHT

#im fucking shitting my pants over here #HORIZONS MERCH #AND ITS OF MY TWO FAVES #GOODBYE. IM HAPPY FOREVER #FORVER SILLY GOING HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE #i checked and theres nothing for the redt of the cast as far as i can tell… #BUT STILL AMETHIO??? LIKO Makes Sense shes yhe Protag. #BUT AME??? MY OTHER FAVE #NOT COMPLAINING AT ALL #yeah he’s gonna become a good guy guys watch (coping w lack of ame content) #anyways. SORRY IM FREAKING OUT IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA HAVE MY GUYS ON A T SHIRT #full credit goes to @/the-spam-specialist btw #i would have never seen this if it werent for your post so if you see this THANK YOUUU #they have the link on a reblog of their post #but if anyone sees this and also wants one ill send it your way or put it in the comments of yhis post or something idk #anyways bye peace and live and joy happiness forever #shark speaks

[dimlithalls]

#I don’t know if this makes sense but I have class #I personally subscribe to just haunted and fucked up but want to see #also if you think he’s a double is the original the shark an otter the cell phone etc etc #the southern reach trilogy #southern reach #southern reach trilogy #acceptance