Does Jeff like lemon?
mrrrr 🍋🎩
[Jeff says that he likes lemons as hats, but he doesn't recommend eating one whole]
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im also mad because i have a date and also a lot of work to do and it’s pouring rain like why are you asking me to go to the other side of the city to get a drink with you at a bar rn sir ughhh
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I've noticed misako usually does two things after using the litterbox
1. Carefully steps on the side of it somewhere. Idk if she's trying to wipe her paws or what
2. Gets the zoomies. Oh my god.
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btw we got a new place to stay at everyone!
ill ve able to actually fall asleep tonight
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cats love to come into my room and just fuck my shit up. dr pants you are very cute but why are you screaming at me what have I done
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[BOI ain't that my luck? I move out to California and now they're going to have a hurricane for the first time since 1939 I think I saw. :'3]
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do you guys think i should ask this guy what he’s doing for thanksgiving..... not that i particularly want to hang out with him but idk not doing anything for holidays like this and just hanging out by myself always makes me feel indescribably lame and sad
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It is cold and I was wrapped in blankets in my warm little bed. My mom had things to do over the phone, she is considerate, and did things herself so I could stay in bed. Kind of her. Respectful. Love that. My dad had things to do with the TV that he always uses and uses a device for it and he should know more about it than me. But he wakes me up, gets me up out of bed because he needs help. It's not a one time thing. He does this all the time. I get out of my warm little bed. I'm cold and mad now. I fix his dumb tv and now I'm up, not sleepy anymore, and I cold, not warm. He's so rude.
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Hiiii I'm an impatient piece of shit hiii <33
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