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angxlofvenus · 10 months

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Hii! I saw your requests were open and I thought I'd give you a hc/fic idea:

The brothers (or whoever you'd like to write for) reacting to Mc using their shampoo/ soap in the shower for whatever reason ^^

I hope this makes sense to you lol, anyways I hope you're having a wonderful day/night, don't push yourself too hard, and drink water!! You can also take any creative liberties you seem fit, or if you decide you don't want to write it I won't be offended ^^

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Thank you so much for the request!! This is absolutely adorable, I hope everything is to your liking, Have a great rest of your day/night !! Genre: fluff Ship: Reader x brothers + Diavolo (individual headcanons) TW: clingy demons, minimal cussing, no use of readers' pronouns, second-person pov

When You Use Their Shampoo

Stepping into the shower, You were greeted with the nice hot/cool water raining from above, Going to start your routine, You reached for your shampoo bottle only to find it empty! Looking around you spotted his shampoo and conditioner, surely he wouldn’t mind… right?

Lucifer

100% smells it on you no matter how little you used

Won’t tease you in public but as soon as ya’ll are alone? Ho ho, he’ll never shut up about it

Smug, the definition of smug

You had to go and inflate the ego of The Lord of Pride even more

Very possessive afterwards

Congrats, You know have a scary guard dog demon!

Mammon

He probably wouldn’t even really notice at first

He’d probably compliment how good you smell, Then would slowly realize…

Great, Now he's yelling gibberish while his face slowly gets redder and redder

“You’re gonna give me a heart attack, don’t do that to me!” But will become very clingy

If you say his shampoo smells good, he may lose his mind.

“Well of course ya wanted to smell Like the great Mammon!”

Levi

Poor awkward nerd

He never saw this coming

I think he would realize you used his shampoo but won’t say anything

Flustered to the max

You have broken him

Levi.404 has stopped working, please reset.

After like the third day, You’re gonna have to bring it up

Secretly really likes it, Won’t tell you that though

Satan

I think he is very picky about scents so he knows as soon as you walk into the room

A little bit of a tease, asking if you were trying out a new shampoo

Smug 2.0

He would tease you a little bit around the others but not bad

He would flood you with compliments, You using his shampoo would make him very lovey-dovey

Expect him to ask for ya’ll to just use the same stuff from now on

Asmo

Oh honey, he knows.

He knew before you even got out of the shower.

But that doesn't mean he's any less excited!

Better plug your ears because he will let out the loudest squeal known to mankind

Seriously, Lucifer may come and check on ya’ll helicopter mom

Asks what you do and don’t like about it

He just wants you to feel as fantastic as he does when using it

Everyone will know you used his shampoo, He brings it up in every conversation

Would also 100% ask you to use his bath products 24/7

Beel

Now Beel has never been really into insane products like Asmo or Luci

So he may not really recognize it at first

If you decide to tell him, This man will become a happy demon puddle

He’ll give you a big smile and tell you you’re free to use any of his stuff at anytime

We don’t deserve Beel

Will bury his face into your hair and just stay there

Takes you out to Hell’s kitchen that night just because he loves you so much

Belphie

Oh this little shit

Tease! He won’t quit bragging!!

Smug 3.0

Such a brat about it too, He won’t let anybody near you, Well of course he’d let Beel, but who wouldn't?

He has practically locked you up in the attic with him

Why go outside when ya’ll can cuddle?

Diavolo

Has really expensive products

He may even have a custom scent

If so, He’ll know instantly that you’ve used his shampoo

He’ll bring it up with a large grin on his face

When you confirm his suspicions, he’ll just laugh

He’s so happy ya’ll are close enough to share things like that, You have no idea!

He may make a sly comment to Barbatos or Lucifer just because he’s a little possessive

Will follow you around like a lost puppy, Now Barbatos is mad at you because even less of his work is done

He can’t help it! He just loves you!

Will be the third on my list to offer ya’ll to just share bath products

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lucifers-rubber-duck · 26 days

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im back with more chaotic modern reader x hazbin crew... 👀👀

just imagine a reader who cannot take things seriously. like, oh you're sad? their response is either "not a slay" or "that didn't eat". oh Angel and Husk are having yet another argument and the rest of the hotel is tense (-Alastor)? reader just obnoxiously sips tea. oh Adam is going on his "I'm better than you all" rant during the fight? reader just obnoxiously chews popcorn.

A/N: I rewrote this a few times because I had too many ideas on what to do but didn't want it to be too long. Anyways, hope you enjoy Anon!

• You just don't get why people make such a fuss about stupid things, they're already in hell, what are they whining about? This place isn't even that bad, it is way different from what you were teached at least, you actually enjoy being here.

• You're not the most reliable person to go to when it comes to having a serious conversation, you just don't give two shits about anything, why should you? Does it really matter in this place, even if some demon gets angry at you, it's not like you can die again.

• You saw Charlie crying or just really stressed out about the hotel, you either tell her to suck it up or don't even bother engaging and go call Vaggie to deal with it, not your girlfriend, not your problem. Sir Pentious says his sinceres sorries to you? You tell him to go fuck himself and still gives him death stares for a week, he destroyed the wall Alastor made you clean up earlier that day and you hold grudges very easily.

• Husker and Angel are having a discussion? You're filming it and whispering “Fight fight fight” in the back, you'll take any drama that happens at the hotel. And when they come back all friendly and even being gross with each other you put your head on the bar's counter and let out a disappointed sigh; “You two are flirting now? For fuck sake, I can't have jackshit in this hotel can I?”

• Lucifer is coming to the Hotel? You cared at first, but then realized he was not as hot as you imagined the king of Hell would be and decided that you won't mind, you only really pay attention to when he and Alastor are fighting. Your eyes did tear up a little bit when Lucifer and Charlie solved things with each other but you won't ever say that out loud.

• When Vaggie finally revealed that she was a angel to everyone, you took it as the biggest gossip of the year instead of and actual emotional moment and did not understand why Charlie was so shocked at this information, like, c'mon, that shit was the best.

• When the final battle is close, the one that you can actually kill you for good, you don't get all emotional, your side has a army of cannibals, Alastor and the princess of Hell, why should you worry? Still, you find yourself drinking with your hotel mates the night before the fight, you find yourself talking happily to Charlie and Vaggie, telling Sir Pentious to just kiss Cherri Bomb already, you congratulate Angel and his future relationship with Husker which makes him laugh.

• This is Hell, you're here because you deserve it, but tomorrow is another day that no one can tell what happens so might as well enjoy it while it lasts, but you totally don't care about the hotel, yeah… Totally don't care.

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vikkirosko · 1 year

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Hello Vikki, if it's not much trouble or inconvenience can you write headcanons for Hazbin Hotel?

It would be about how Angel Dust, Alastor, Husk, Lucifer, Blitzo and Stolas would react to a fem!reader that is very coquette and flirty but who is also very sweet and very willing to quit on that behavior (on them at least) if it makes them uncomfortable? She just wants to make them feel apreciatted and show them that they're hot at the same time lol

Headcanons Appreciated

🕷 Angel Dust x fem!Reader 💖

Angel himself was quite flirtatious, so you quickly found a common language. You had a lot of common topics for jokes. He liked the fact that you weren't shy about being flirty and flirting with others. Every time you flirted with him, he treated it as a joke, but he never responded to your flirting seriously

Sometimes you and Angel flirted together with people who were easily embarrassed, but the more you flirted with him, the more he realized that he had to stop it. You were his friend, but he didn't have romantic feelings for you and didn't want you to have vain hopes. He expected that this would upset you, but you apologized with a sincere and gentle smile that you had caused him inconvenience and stopped flirting with him, even though you did not stop doing it towards others

Angel didn't know why you were flirting with him, because you knew he wasn't interested in girls, but he found out the answer to this question when he accidentally overheard your conversation with Vaggie. She asked you why you were flirting with him, knowing that he wouldn't reciprocate. Then you replied that you knew about it, but you wanted him to feel appreciated and continue to feel hot. You weren't in love with him, you just wanted him to feel better

Angel was glad that you took care of him, albeit in a slightly unusual way. He didn't tell you what he found out about why you were flirting with him. He was pleased that you took care of him and so sincerely wanted him to feel better

📻 Alastor x fem!Reader 🎙

It was difficult to call Alastor the one who flirted. The fact that you were one of the most flirtatious people he knew didn't bother him much. He was calm about the fact that you were flirting with him, seeing perfectly well that you were just as flirtatious towards everyone. It didn't bother him, because he understood that it was your way of communicating with people

Alastor often noticed that your flirting with him was special compared to how you flirted with others. When one day he asked you what was the reason for this, he saw how your expression changed to worried. You asked him if it makes him uncomfortable and if so, you can stop doing it. Alastor laughed when he saw the worry on your face and said that it didn't bother him

Alastor found out about the reason for your flirtation by accident. He heard you talking to Angel and he asked you why you were flirting with Alastor. You answered without hesitation that you wanted him to know that he was hot and deserved to be appreciated. You knew that many people were afraid of him, but you didn't think that because of this it was necessary to forget about what he was like at the same time

Alastor did not hide from you that he knew the reason for your flirtation, causing embarrassment on your face, which seemed funny to him. Your flirting amused him, and the fact that you did it for such innocent reasons seemed nice to him

🃏 Husk x fem!Reader 🥃

When Husk started working at the hotel, he was annoyed that Angel was constantly flirting with him. That's why when he met you, he was annoyed again. You were flirtatious and flirted at every opportunity. He treated you the same way he treated Angel. He remained rude and indifferent, making sure that you did not cross the boundaries of what was allowed

Husk often ignored your flirting. Over time, he just got used to it, sometimes grumbling. He didn't understand why you kept flirting with him, but he didn't say anything against it. It became a common thing between you, even though he knew that he could tell you at any moment to stop flirting with him and you would really stop

Late in the evening, when you were sitting together in a bar, he asked you why you were flirting with him all the time. He expected to hear from you that it was all a joke, but your answer turned out to be completely different from what he expected. You told him that the reason for this was that you wanted him to feel appreciated. You thought he was hot and interesting and didn't understand why others didn't see it. That's why you tried to remind him of how you saw him

Husk felt embarrassed for the first time since you flirted with him. He saw your sincere smile, confirming the truthfulness of your words. He kept grumbling, but his heart warmed at your words

🍎 Lucifer Morningstar x fem!Reader 🐍

Lucifer was never embarrassed by how flirtatious you were. From the very first day of your acquaintance, your manner of communication seemed funny to him. You were flirtatious towards others and often flirted, including with him. It didn't bother you that he was literally the ruler of Hell. Most of the time, you didn't pay attention to the statuses of the people around you, which Lucifer liked

Lucifer knew that if he was uncomfortable with it, he would tell you about it and you would stop. You told him that yourself. The last thing you wanted was for him to feel uncomfortable when communicating with you, so you told him about it. You respected his wishes and did not want to impose on him what he was not interested in or unpleasant

He knew the reason why you were flirting with him. You told him about it yourself. The reason for this was that you wanted him to know that he was appreciated. You thought he was hot and deserved to be appreciated. He was pleased to hear so many pleasant words from you, and the fact that they were sincere pleased him especially much

Your words always lifted his spirits, even if his day was terrible. He always knew that he would not hear rude words from you, only something that would make him smile and feel really meaningful

😈 Blitzø x fem!Reader 🐴

You and Blitzø got along great from the very first day of your acquaintance. You were one of the most flirtatious people he knew and he liked to flirt with you in return. He knew it was your way of communicating, so he didn't see anything strange about it. He liked to embarrass some people around him in this way and he liked that you supported any flirtation that he started

Blitzø loved it when you flirted with him. He liked the attention you gave him. There was something special about it. As if in this way you showed him how much you appreciate him and that even if many people said that he had many shortcomings, you continued to pay attention to him

When Blitzø came to the office after lunch, he heard a conversation between you and Moxxie. Your colleague asked you why you were flirting with your boss. Blitzø was surprised when he heard that you told him that you wanted him to be appreciated. You claimed that your boss was hot and that he deserved to know that, especially considering there were so many people who didn't like him

He did not hide the fact that he found out about the reason for your flirtation and treated you with special attention. It brought a sincere smile to your face. You were glad that your words really helped him feel better

🦉 Stolas x fem!Reader 🎩

Stolas is not used to being flirted with. That's why when he started talking to you, he felt embarrassed. You were very sweet and flirtatious towards others, including him. You were always smiling when flirting with him, but he liked the fact that you surrounded him with such attention

He saw perfectly well that you were flirting not only with him and he wasn't sure if he should have attached great importance to your flirting. He didn't want to make the mistake of thinking that you were really paying attention to him and not just communicating with him the same way you communicate with everyone else

When Stolas asked you why you were doing this, you told him with a soft smile on your lips. The reason surprised him. You wanted him to feel appreciated. You knew how his wife treated him and didn't want him to feel like he was nothing. You wanted him to know that he was really hot and that his wife was just saying bad lying things. Your words touched his heart

He was glad that you were with him. Your words made him happy. Next to you, he felt calm and confident, knowing that you would not condemn him and your words would always warm his heart and cause a smile on his face

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #Hazbin Hotel headcanons #Angel Dust #Angel Dust x Reader #Alastor #Alastor x Reader #Husk #Husk x Reader #Helluva Boss #Helluva Boss x Reader #Helluva Boss headcanons #Stolas #Stolas x Reader #Blitzø #blitzø x reader

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vroomian · 2 months

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actually maybe the reason Charlie makes the connection from 'yrz' to 'my uncle blue (what she called yrz as a child)' was because yrz, as the only actual responsible person Lucifer knows, was often roped into babysitting while the royal couple were busy or fighting.

i'm picturing yrz in full library demon get up and sitting at a cramped table with three-year-old charlie, having a very serious tea party. it's also important to me you know that yrz can change his height and his library demon form is the tallest. so he's folded in half, knees up to his chest, holding a plastic cup that's thimble-sized compared to him.

the fact that children love yrz hasn't changed, nor has his habit of treating them like small, unfinished people who should be Taught and Listened To Seriously. most of his patience actually goes towards children no matter how little he likes them lol.

also: yrz singning baby Charlie to sleep, of when she gets upset. maybe even the start of baby Charlie's lifelong love of music, coupled with lillith's canon beautiful voice? I'm picturing specifically Little Saphire's lullaby by Ginny Di (change saphire to ruby maybe?), if i were a fish by corook, riverboat shanty by emily axford. just cute sweet little songs.

and then later yrz is hanging out at the hotel and it's late enough that everyone else is asleep, but charlie wanders out (post-meeting adam) because she's worried about heaven. yrz makes her a hot chocolate, and they sit in quiet, and charlies like. why does this feel so familiar? yrz, who is reading a book, starts humming saphires's lullaby unconsciously. then it clicks and charlies like: "uncle blue????? Why are you short now?"

and yrz is like whoops, cats out of the bag lol. also rude. so charlie and lucifer are the only ones who know that yrz is also the library demon.

#me just now: wait. emily axford. d20 emily axford????#turns out yes. that emily axford!#bizzare!#anyway i love sticking yrz with small impressionable children and watching him sweat lol #it'd be funny if the babysiting was what lucifer demanded as a favor.#charlie knew uncle blue but not the library demon or yrz #hazbin au #bfiasc aus

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endlessthedestiny · 9 months

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okay I read the good omens screen play / shitscript and....... it was something. here are a good idea of what happens there, for those who dosent want to read it

if you don't know what the shitscript is, it's basically a script for a scrapped good omens movie written only by Neil in 1992. it's very different from (I think) any other media/adaptation we had of good omens. apparently neil HAD to make Crowley evil, but I don't know much about it...

tw: abusive crowley

so:

Crowley owns a night club. (yes, Lucifer style)

Aziraphale works as a museum curator.

Also, Crowley cheats in every chess game and wins, making that Aziraphale never won (rather cruel if you ask me) and he hates earth. like really despises.

the plot starts with Satan (here he is more like his sandman/Lucifer2000 counterpart to be honest, even being called Lucifer MORNINGSTAR at some point) gives Crowley the antichrist (Adam).

Crowley is supposed to take care and raise Adam, but when he came back to the club, he put Adam in Madame Tracy's bag to talk to his employee.

Madame Tracy takes Adam home unknowingly. (yes, she will be the one raising him)

Crowley has a fucking panic attack seeing that he lost Adam (also he's fucking pathetic. why didn't he just chase the taxi. stupid).

He drinks alot to calm himself, and then Aziraphale comes into his club and asks what's wrong

Crowley explains (more like spilled) to him what's happening, and Aziraphale decides to help him find Adam. With the condition of being able to make Adam good.

Also theres Anathema. As a child she feels (?) that the antichrist was born.

11 long years of azira and crowley looking for Adam in every city offscreen later............

Anathema goes to tadville (the place where madame Tracy and Adam live) looking for something. she is convinced there is something weird happening.

Madame Tracy's the only one who accepts to rent her a room.

In this version, Madame Tracy's is the "crazy old lady who was hot when she was younger but now she's oooolddddd and craaazy" which is problematic (at my vision)

Adam basically takes care of everything around the house, the bills, breakfast.

Adam resembles more Warlock than Adam from the show... He sometimes is unnecessarily rude towards others, but I think that makes sense with the fact that he had to be so responsible all the time.

He dislikes Anathema at first. But they grow to be friends over time.

theeeen.... Satan calls Crowley again and they talk about the antichrist.

Crowley says that Adam is evil just like him and beautiful blablabla, and then Satan takes a look (using DemonicPowers™) at Adam's face and is very pleased.

Then Crowley comes back at his club and has another panic attack.

Aziraphale visits him again, and again asks what's wrong.

Crowley explains that he met with Satan again, and sarcastically says that he told the truth.

Aziraphale takes his sarcasm seriously and (I think) he was happy that Crowley at least was honest.

Crowley then simply says (and I quote directly) "you are so.... stupid.... you don't deserve to live. I didn't tell him anything. If I had, do you think I'd be here right now?" which is just... damn

azira gets sad and then Crowley basically says that he knows what Adam looks like and azira suggest that they should go to one more town. just one more.

Crowley gets ughhhh fine and they go to Tadville.

Then we get a scene of Adam taking Anathema to his hidden place and showing her his miniature replica of tadville. he says some creepy things about how that in mini tadville everyone does what he says, it's all his.

In the next day, Crowley and Aziraphale go to Tadville. they start looking for a room, but some lady heard Crowley calling Aziraphale "angel" and goes homophobic mode.

Everyone doesn't want to rent a room to them, except Madame Tracy.

Then Adam arrives with the groceries and Crowley immediately recognizes him. Him and Azira take a stroll on the beach, and Crowley says that he's very grateful for Aziraphale.

Aziraphale says he isn't going back to London and Crowley simply says "well, we found him, i don't need you anymore" and Azira reminds him of their agreement of making Adam good.

They invite Adam to go with them for a day in London, and Madame Tracy authorizes much to Adam's content.

They go to London, and in the museum, Azira shows Adam the beauty of humanity and all.

When Adam goes to the car, Crowley tells him that humanity is being above everyone, not caring for anyone (basically, that evil talk etc)

When they get back, Anathema discovers through looking into a crystal ball and seeing Adam's face that he is the antichrist.

Then, Adam goes to talk with her.

Anathema tries to stab him, but she psychologically can't. And she tells him he's the one who is going to end the world.

Adam gets scared for his life and runs away to his hidden place.

Satan transformed his place into a magical scenario full of games and fun and talks with him.

He basically convinces him to enter his side and Adam (who is very fragile because anathema just tried to kill him) agrees.

Basically, the town turns into a huge theater with everyone acting like puppets.

Satan thanks Crowley for raising Adam, and grant his wish of letting him go to Alpha centuri.

As Crowley is waiting for the next comet, Aziraphale goes to him and tries to convince him to help humanity and heaven.

Crowley basically says "hell nah im not helping you"

Aziraphale says "but we are friends."

And Crowley simply replies "Were." :)

Theeen, Aziraphale challenges him to one more checkers game.

They play, and Aziraphale finally wins. But only after cheating.

They find Anathema and she gives them the knife.

Aziraphale enters in full angel form (white clothing and all) and goes to talk with Adam.

Aziraphale basically does "reflect about it" talk to Adam, and Adam seems to not care.

Crowley then goes to Satan and says "I'm not going anymore" and Satan turns him into a snake.

Aziraphale interrupts and points the knife at him. Satan simply desintegrates the knife and hurts aziraphale.

Adam after seeing Madame Tracy's puppet form and reflecting about what Aziraphale said he decides to take a step back and fix things.

He goes to Satan, heals Aziraphale and transforms Crowley back and basically says "I'm not going." and turns everything back to normal

Satan is like ??? and Crowley simply says "wait you didn't rebel to your father too?"

Satan laughs and disappears.

everything ends well

theeee end :3

well, it's not the worst thing in existence but certainly not the best.

good omens but the aziracrow is the most toxic yaoi ever.

#good omens #shitscript #go screenplay #also PLEASE don't ask for a link‚ i don't want the fbi in my house #this is for educational purposes only ok

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kingsholomon · 2 years

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TEXTS THE BROTHERS HAVE SENT EACH OTHER

crack headcanons hehehhehhehehe

LUCIFER

“Mammon. Date him if you want, you’re a grown ass man. I don’t give a fuck who and who doesn’t enter your glory hole. Have you seen Asmo? Why do you think I care.”

“Leviathan, you are grown. Are you seriously afraid of your little brother? He’s so incelic compared to you I don’t.. i don’t get it.”

““Levi yer depression room is not a W, nor is it an epic gamer moment, get therapy and clean your room, please.”

MAMMON

“Alert Alert!! Levi quick pretend yer asleep Lucifers comin’ round yer corner!!!!!”

“Listen asmo, i ain’t care bout yer goddamn sex life! shut up!”

“Beel can you describe to be what the hell ya did with ya teammate back there, without using the words ate him out?”

LEVIATHAN

“Lucifer that is one. big. L. no i won’t elaborate, ur not cool enough 4 elaboration.”

“So why is it that my little brother gets the bulging pecs and all the girls?!?! AND GUYS?!!?! Beel, hand it over you have too much!!!!”

“Satan, stop hitting on Solomon! what do u mean ur not? u wanna get in his pantaloons so fucking badly!!!!!”

SATAN

“Belphie do you think Lucifer weats boxers or briefs? Or maybe thongs? or maybe lace panties? just for research purposes tho”

“I think that Asmodeus dating solomon is a recipe for horror and we all have to be prepared for their morbid “fun” stories together.”

“Belphie, just set shit on fire. who’s gonna stop you? me? nope.”

ASMODEUS

“Beeeeeeeelllll~ come on, hook up with your team captain????he’s hot! pleaseeeee~ do it for your big broo~~~”

“Lucifer, I think that you and Diavolo need to have a heavy make out sesh to clear up this stuff in ur friendship hunny”

“Solomon is my hubby. always and 4eva!”

BEELZEBUB

“Belphie, Im not sure why you want to set our house on fire, but if you do please make sure everyone is you know… outside the house.”

“What do you all mean I can’t just consume a whole living ostrich? It’s in the human world, it has wings but can’t fly, it’s practically useless, whats wrong with taking it out?”

“I can be in a silly goofy mood too, you know”

BELPHEGOR

“Lucifer, you were dreaming when you saw that knife in my room. oOoOooOooooOoO~ dreeeaaaaamiiinnnnggggg~“

“so yeah i made a friend today at school today and they carried me out the window and flew me around and then i clawed them in the face :3”

“do demons stop breathing after being stabbed once or r they fine, asking for that friend i clawed in the face btw”

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me headcannons

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sserpente · 2 years

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A/N: 🎃 THIS IS HALLOWEEN, THIS IS HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! Eddie absolutely LOVES Halloween, you can fight me on that. And since the spooky season has finally officially started now… enjoy, everyone! 🎃

Words: 2619 Warnings: pure and utter fluff as sweet as Halloween candy

Both Eddie and the Reader are over the age of 21 in this Imagine.

“Trick or treat!” You laughed out loud when you opened the door and leaned against the frame with crossed arms. Eddie had stuck a pair of fire red horns in his hair and framed his brown eyes with so much eyeliner you contemplated for a brief moment if he had meant to dress up as a devil or a panda bear.

You stepped aside to let him in, allowing him to swoop you into his arms to kiss you.

“So?” He asked when he pulled away again and you closed the door to keep the cold out.

Amused, you raised your eyebrows at him.

“Do I get some candy or do I have to go back outside and throw raw eggs at the house?”

Licking his lips, he reached for the plastic pumpkin basket next to the door. You swatted his hand away.

“Those are for the children! I got the good stuff upstairs. Come on, Lucifer.”

The decision to spend Halloween not going out to party this year but instead to cuddle up inside with hot chocolate (with lots of marshmallows!), watch scary movies, and then go for a walk in the dark once the trick or treaters were gone to enjoy the spooky atmosphere, had been a mutual one—and if anything, it had allowed you to go overboard with the Halloween decoration in your bedroom.

There were garlands, pumpkin and ghost fairy lights everywhere and the table was covered in bat and pumpkin confetti. Every single corner in your bedroom was decorated. You had little light-up ghosts, pumpkin candle holders spreading a lovely pumpkin spice aroma and a witches’ cauldron that lit up green and purple and that was filled with so many sweets it would take you until next Halloween to eat it all.

“Jesus H… you didn’t promise too much when you said you exaggerated.” Eddie grinned and swept you into his arms, straight towards your bed.

Metal music was blasting quietly in the background. That always did it for him. It lured him in like a bee in search of honey. Chuckling, you let him push you on the bed and crawl on the mattress. Then he lay down on top of you.

“If you want to watch the movie like this, it’s gonna be a problem for me.” Sure enough, you loved how playful Eddie was being. He always managed to put a smile on your face—regardless of how shitty your day had been prior to seeing him. Today was no different; not that you’d had a bad day. You had spent the entire afternoon decorating and looking forward to your evening together.

“I’ll just let you know what happens,” he said, chuckling. The childlike sound vibrated against your chest. You shook your head with a smile and pushed him off.

“What movie did you choose anyway?”

“’Halloween’, duh!”

Eddie pursed his lips and nodded. “Classic, I like it. And… what are we gonna eat tonight, apart from all this candy? What about Mexican?”

“Oh hell no! You’re gonna fart again all night if we have Mexican. How about Chinese instead?”

“Whatever you wish, princess.” He bowed slightly on the bed, making you chuckle before finally letting go of you and allowing you to slide the VHS into your recorder.

“You know, it’s almost a shame you actually like horror movies,” he admitted once the theme music started playing.

“Why’s that?”

Eddie shrugged. “You don’t get scared so I can’t wrap you in my arms to protect you and tell you it’s just a movie...” he explained as if it was obvious.

“If I remember correctly, you were the one who got scared during ‘The Shining’!”

“You promised to never bring that up again,” he said, feigning seriousness.

“Sorry… well I might not need any comforting but I’m happy to use you as a pillow regardless.”

Eddie opened his arms wide for you to make true to your promise, and you grabbed two handfulls of candy before joining him.

To be fair, neither of you took in much of the plot. There was a lot of screaming, a lot of suspense and a lot of stabbing but Eddie’s lips were far more interesting. One pile of chocolate and other treats later, you were all over each other already, making out as if both your lives depended on it. With teeth clashing, tongues fighting a relentless battle, hands sliding under your shirts, you soon ran out of breath but were still unwilling to let go of the other, interrupted only by the young trick or treaters asking for candy every now and then.

Your lips were swollen by the time the movie ended—and had it been just a little bit longer, both your clothes would lie scattered on the floor right now, the wrapping of a condom right next to them.

Reaching for the remote, you switched off the TV, drowning the room in silence for a brief moment. Eddie glanced at his watch.

“It’s nine. The last trick or treaters should be long gone by now.”

“Yeah. Should we go for a walk?”

He nodded and scrambled to his feet before helping you on yours.

“So…” he began when you put on your coat and both headed outside into the crisp autumn air, “I thought we’d spice things up a little.”

“Uh-huh?” You raised your eyebrows at him, curious as to what he had in mind.

“This isn’t just a normal walk, sweetheart. I may or may not have prepared a scavenger hunt for you.”

“Are you serious? A scavenger hunt?”

“Yepp. I have a map right here that should lead you…” He reached for the pocket of his Denim jacket. “… straight to the first of many clues that will send you on a spooky adventure.”

You laughed and took the piece of paper. Eddie’s drawings were truly remarkable. The map he’d drawn was a detailed image of Hawkins from above, with a dashed line and an X marking the first spot in the woods near that beautiful oak tree where you had once spent the night camping (and almost set the tent on fire while attempting to roast marshmallows). You did not fail to notice that it also had D&D symbols all over it.

“Ready?”

You nodded with a smile. “Ready.”

Hawkins looked absolutely stunning at this time of the year. Even though you couldn’t see all the orange, yellow, red and brown leaves on the ground and the tree branches save for a few illuminated by the street lights, the funky Halloween decorations and Jack O’Lanterns in every street warmed your heart and made you crave a cinnamon-spiced hot chocolate. Well, there was still time for that later.

A light breeze made you shiver, and the scent of dry leaves hit your nostrils as you took another look at Eddie’s map and went on your way. Eddie followed you suit.

You reached the woods soon after, even though it wasn’t all that easy to navigate the dirty paths away from the streets in the dark.

“Where on Earth did you hide these notes?” Brushing away a branch, you climbed through the bushes, deeper and deeper into the forest. Eddie followed you on his heal.

“I had to make it a little challenging… And so her noble knight, Eddie The Banished, accompanies the brave princess on her conquest to find the hidden treasure of All Hallow’s Eve…”

“Oh my god, you are totally making this a D&D campaign!” You grinned, failing at sounding reproachful in any way. You loved how revved up he always got, and how passionate he told the stories of his campaigns.

“We’re redefining the definition of live campaigns, sweetheart.”

“I’m glad you’re having fun too. I should have brought my boots though.”

“As she nears the biggest oak tree in the Enchanted Forest, she gapes up in awe, admiring the leaf crown for a moment. The clue must be near. Determined, she approaches the trunk and…?”

You grinned, shaking your head. You did as he “told” and stepped forward. The note was indeed hidden in the little oval-shaped hole of the old tree, placed perfectly next to a little flashlight. He’d really thought it all through.

When you unfolded the piece of paper, revealing another map, you found it lead to the junkyard.

“Another clue! Proud of her achievement, the warrior princess takes off once more to locate the place indicated on the map in her hands. She fears this may be the beginning of a long and exhausting journey but she is eager to return back to her castle carrying treasures beyond measure.”

You chuckled. “Did you learn this by heart or are you improvising?”

“I’m improvising, baby,” he replied smugly. Baby. Fuck, you loved it when he called you that.

After the junkyard followed the Arcade, after the Arcade followed Hawkins High School. After Hawkins High School came Skull Rock and after Skull Rock came the trailer park. After the trailer park, the map led you to the police station and after the police station, the newest map had an X drawn right over Dustin’s house. Each and every single one of the clues you found was accompanied by Eddie’s dungeon master skills guiding you through the experience. To be frank, you were having the time of your life, and, judging by the gleeful look on his face, so was Eddie.

Surprise reflected on your face when he “foretold” you to knock on the door next. Dustin opened only mere seconds later as if he’d been awaiting you.

“Good evening, brave warrior princess!”

“Oh my god, you’re in on this?” You bit your lower lip to stifle your laugh. Dustin giggled.

“I see you have come in need of my help this night of Halloween. What is it I can do to support my future queen?” You laughed once more when you noticed him hiding the piece of paper he had been reading from, no doubt written and given to him by Eddie.

“Well, I’ve had word you are in the possession of a valuable object that could aid me on my foregoing journey?” Eddie had drawn the symbol for a treasure chest next to Dustin’s house, along with an exclamation mark. It was the only lead you had.

“Ah, I believe I do! Let me give you this ancient coin—it gifted me prosperity and luck wherever I took it and now, it shall do the same for you! Be safe, princess!”

You giggled, accepting the quarter dollar he handed you. “Good night, Dustin.”

“Ah! Before I forget! I found this old piece of paper on my travels through the forest last night. It looks like a part of a map. Perhaps it will aid you?”

And aid you it did, for it was the last clue. Dustin giggled again before closing the door and waving at you like a true NPC. You looked at Eddie, tempted to kiss him senseless for this.

Then, you unfolded the last map. It led to Benny’s Burgers, right to…

“The… oh, it’s the chewing gum machine!” You chuckled. The chewing gum machine in front of Benny’s Burgers was the place you’d met the first time, and… many, many times after that. It had become your official meeting point before you had made things official between you, as it was right in the middle of both your and his place.

Excited to finish his “campaign” now and complete whatever quest he had planned for you, you set off, interlacing your fingers with his.

“You having fun, sweetheart?”

“Yes! This is without a doubt one of the most brilliant ideas you’ve ever had, Eds.”

He grinned, cutting you off to cup your face and kiss you.

“Now let’s finish this. For all the fun she is having, your fearsome warrior princess is starting to feel cold.”

Eddie chuckled, weaving a tale of how the princess’ noble knight, Eddie The Banished, became her devoted lover, until you finally arrived at your destination.

“At long last! Tired but not yet worn out from her adventurous journey, she places a hand on the modern machine and sighs. The treasure must be hidden inside of it.”

You chuckled—and let out a huge sigh for dramatic effect.

“She discovers the little slit and tilts her head, wondering if, perhaps…”

You took the hint, pulled out the quarter Dustin had given you, and slid it into the machine before using the handle to activate the mechanism. The coin fell in place and out of the little opening at the bottom of the chewing gum machine rolled one of those adorable little plastic balls containing a square-shaped piece of strawberry-flavoured chewing gum.

Only when you opened it, it did not, in fact, contain chewing gum. It was a ring. A delicate and elegant silver ring with tiny diamond clusters on each side of the blood red gemstone in the middle, a… was that a real ruby? Your jaw dropped.

“Eddie…” You breathed out. But when you turned to face him, you found him before you on one knee. Your breathing hitched when he spoke your name quietly.

“I know we’re young. I know that I technically haven’t graduated yet and, let’s be fair, I have absolutely no clue what I wanna do with my life after… I do know one thing though. I know that I love you so much it hurts. And that I want to be with you forever, spend the rest of my life with you. Will you make me the happiest metalhead alive and promise to marry me, sweetheart?”

The number of beats your heart kept missing must have been unhealthy. Beaming at him, you blinked away the tears forming in your eyes.

“Oh my god, Eddie… yes! Yes, yes I promise! Yes, I’ll marry you!” Relief washed over his face, replaced by a content grin which you only saw for a moment before throwing yourself into his arms. You didn’t count the seconds you stood in the dark, arms wrapped around each other. Only then did Eddie slip the ring on your left ring finger with shaky hands.

“I love you so much,” you murmured. Eddie hooked his index finger under your chin to kiss you.

“And I love you.”

You smiled, curiosity mixing with your feelings of utter love and delight now that you were breathing normally again. “How did you even manage to put your plastic ball in there? And made sure that the ring comes out when I use it?”

“I owe Benny three favours now. One for pretending the machine was out of order all day, one for dovetailing it in the first place, and one for putting in my ball.”

You knew money was always tight for him. His gigs with Corroded Coffin barely made him any money yet and with school, the only time he could have possibly earned a bit of cash was during the summer holidays. This ring must have cost him a fortune, at least a thousand dollars. Knowing that he’d decided to spend it on you made your eyes water, for, in the end, the ring could have been made of plastic and you still would have said yes.

“Would you like to head back now? Before we freeze to death out here and order our Chinese food before the place closes?”

You nodded. Eddie put his arm around your shoulders as you made your way through the dark and back to your place.

Halloween had always been your favourite time of the year—but it was even more so now, now that you were freaking engaged to the without a doubt cutest metalhead on this planet.

A/N: I’m gonna go watch Hocus Pocus 2 now and cuddle with my Binx plushie with a glass of red wine. See ya around! 🎃

I’ll continue with all the requests tomorrow and I thought that perhaps I could give some of them a spooky twist. I’ll ask you guys to send me some prompts then, promise!

#eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #stranger things #stranger things imagine #stranger things eddie #stranger things eddie imagine #joseph quinn

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2af-afterdark · 1 year

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Any opinions or thoughts about each Love interest of What in hell is bad?

Oh gods. Oh fuck. There are so many of them. Give me a hot second to mindlessly ramble about first impressions. There is no structure here. I'm just giving my thoughts as they come to me. Excuse me if I miss anything. The list is very, very long.

Satan

Look at him coming to save us. He's so kind... you say before he brings out the whips and introduces you to all the fun kinky shit.

If MC was a virgin, they aren't anymore.

Opposite of a hypocrite. He likes getting as much as he likes giving.

He gives me aromantic energy. He's here for the sex and the sadistic joy of watching his subs fall apart, but he doesn’t care about any of that love bullshit. He'll be a ride or die friend though.

Oh fuck. He's angry again.

Who hurt this man that he rips the heads off of stuffed animals? If he touches any of my plushies like that, I will break his fingers and teeth. 😀

Sitri

This man brought an entire tea party to the battle and I respect him for it. That is the ultimate rage inducing intimidation tactic.

Some people in Gehenna get angry, but he prefers to make others angry and he's good at it.

Why is his design so smooth?

I wonder if there's a deeper meaning to him being the only Gehenna member without a gun for a weapon? His weapon actually reminds me more of the coffins that Hades' nobles carry.

Leraye

Uhh... so, not to be a misogynist... but the fact that he collects the bodies that Satan throws away makes me wonder if he likes Satan's... sloppy seconds.

You know, given he was the preview after Satan's... he probably does.

I kind of hate his design. It's too busy. Also that tongue piercing looks so uncomfortable.

Astaroth

Kuudere?

He gives me emotionless sex vibes (on the outside). Deep down though, he is so desperate to see his partner fall apart for him.

I want to cuddle his snake.

Paimon

His rainbow eye is a little much for me, personally. Like, it's a stimulation overload. You know?

I hope he's bitchy and caty and has a temper as short as Satan's but in a secretly manipulative way.

I am so disgusted by the bubblegum thing, but it also gives me the feeling that he's a biter. It's a valid form of affection.

Zagan

His horns look like droopy bunny ears.

He wants Satan to hit him. Add him to the masochist pile.

Wait! Is Satan the reason he has a scar??? I mean, healing is readily available but he still has a massive, deep scar on his face and neck. Does he keep it by choice because Satan gave it to him???

Amosdeus

I have no idea!

He's probably walking sex and violence given how the devils under him seem to act.

Phenix

SIR! YOU'RE THE REASON THIS GAME IS RATED 17+ ALL ON YOUR OWN!

He and Satan would actually probably get along well since Satan is a sadist and Phenix appears to be a masochist.

How do you even function when you are two seconds away from an orgasm at all times.

Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder?

Dantalian

Dude has a death wish so great that it makes him a phenomenal warrior. Like, how many times has he invaded heaven? Are the angels sick of them? Is there a poster at the pearly gates that tells everyone that he's banned?

Again! Hang out in Gehenna! I'm sure someone there will help you out.

Does not know the meaning of the world 'loyalty'.

Lucifer

Are all of his nobles hurt because of him? Why are they all injured? Who heals the healers?

We've seen that the nobles tend to pick up the sin of their kings, but none of the pride nobles seem to be prideful yet. Interesting...

Morax

I'm pretty sure the only reason one of his eyes is uncovered is because Lucifer told him he wasn't allowed to blind himself.

Seriously... who heals the healers? Does he have to wait for him injuries to heal naturally? Does that mean he's out of commission for months at a time???

He's a good general despite his wounds. I mean... the wounds aren't technically even his.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HORNS???

Marbas

He's hard 24/7 considering his fetish is being tied up. Although, I wonder if he developed that fetish before or after Lucifer started keeping him restrained.

He and Lucifer fuuuuuuck.

Uhhhhhh *staring at the bulge in his pants*

Good luck to all you brave souls.

That "I still want to touch you" is giving me that sort of feel like... like Tarzan and Jane, you know? I don't know how to explain it but it makes me soft. I desperately want him to be destructive and violent with the world but soft and sweet with MC.

He's one of the pre-sale units so I'm looking forward to trying him out!

Leviathan

BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM

Needs to be pegged and choked. Grab his hair while railing him from behind and yank it. Be so fucking mean that it makes all the othe devils blush. He loves it

It's actually so adorable that the devils of his kingdom love and adore him. He must be a really good king 🥺

On a personal note, his habit of hiding inside his coffin low-key reminds me when I was a kid and would hide in my closest or sleep under my bed. Glad we're both on the same wavelength of neurodivergent. I'm crawling in with him

I actually love that they specifically that his envy runs so deep that he even envies himself. In a weird way that's a form of self-love.

Barbatos

His hair is so fluffy. I want to brush it.

He's such a smooth talker and will fry the brain of anyone with a praise kink.

He doesn't feel envy. Instead, he causes envy. Seriously! Look at him! The man is post photos hoped model on a magazine cover!

What are those tattoos on his hands? 👀

I'm weak for rose aesthetics.

Foras

He has the prettiest horns. They look like they are made of opal which is my favorite stone

His tattoo writing down his face looks like tears and that's a whole mood.

Do not mistake his gentlemanly kindness for affection. If you go after Leviathan, you will be on his shit list. It's not a fun list to be on.

Do you think Asmodeus is resentful that he's considered the fairest of the devils?

Will gladly accept an orgy with the entirety of Hades based on the three members we know so far.

Mammon

Big... big everywhere. Will bury my face in his titties and suffocate.

Is it wrong of me to think he's the most loving of the kings? He just wants to hold you close and make sweet, sweet love.

Eats ass so well that Beelzebub feels threatened.

He will grope MC's butt at every opportunity, especially if they sleep in the same bed together. He wakes up hard and grinding against them.

Big fan of reverse cowgirl.

Bimet

No time for sex when time is money.

Classism made manifest.

Seriously... give me a few bucks, please. Like, his earrings alone are about $1,000.

You could wash clothes on those abs.

Eligos

Please see this post

Beelzebub

Fuckboi energy

It's required by law to compare his libido to the act of consumption. His also law that he is an oral king. Just be sure you trust his mouth near you...

I want to know why he won't go back to Avisos. He doesn't even want to step foot in his own kingdom, but he won't abdicate the title either.

None of his people seem to express gluttony. I wonder if that's because he's not around to influence them?

Bael

Someone please hug him.

So much angst potential in my porn game.

I am heartbroken for him after hearing he essentially lives as Beelzebub's rreplacement. Do you think he ever wonders where Beelzebub ends and he begins? Does he consider himself a failure for letting Avisos come under mafia rule rather than a monarchy or is he successful for being the head of that mafia?

I'm going to kiss his precious face.

Side note... is that crown on Bael's head actually his horn? He doesn't have a horn otherwise.

Kind of surprised he doesn't have a fake horn to mimic Beelzebub's considering how noticeable the king's is.

Stolas

This man is planning a coup that he knows will fail.

WHAT IS A SIN TO A DEVIL??? WHAT TURNS THIS MAN ON???

Brat energy!

Look at his little blushy face! Is he shy about his massive dick? Can I tease him for it?

Let me bully!

Amon

Bye Felicia.

True definition of chaotic neutral.

If this were a children's cartoon, he'd be the one making all the issues but then also solves them within 20 minutes so someone can tell us the moral of the episode.

I am slightly bothered by his horn not being centered. Please send help.

Minhyeok

Pervert ❤️

I love a good childhood friend trope. Especially when one is obsessed with the other.

Yes, he knows what videos MC watches and he watches them too.

He's so fucking gross. He looks mature and put together, but he's the nastiest person behind closed doors.

He has jerked off with MC's underwear so many times, washed them, then returned them. He thinks about how they could be wearing them all the time.

No, seriously. I images he is absolutely disgusting. He sniffs that seat because he knows MC leaves it wet.

I made a crackpot theory about Solomon and God being the same person (so you are both by proxy of likely being Solomon's reincarnation), but Mihnyeok also makes me think he may be God given how he is your friend (just like Solomon and God).

No, I don't think he's a normal human, but I also don't think he knows he's special.

Gabriel

He wants to fuck God (seriously, look at his fetish).

Yandere and proud.

I'm going to get myself killed. I see hot angel and my brain turns off.

I want to brush his bangs aside and kiss the eye his hiding, then let him finger me stupid.

#❖ nonie #love letters ❤️#talkin' whb #what in hell is bad #whb

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yourlocalstranger123 · 1 year

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I've seen people running out of ideas so I'm here! :D

You can adjust some things

Also note: I am very into a sub character...sorry if you didn't like it, you can adjust it though!

Warning: smut, and as you can see, I pick favorites....sorry (as favorites I meant fandom, not characters since I cannot decide and it's worser since I like hot women and hot men. Well...i like men more although i still think womens are seriously hot)

Advance apologies; sorry if the ideas are actually similar to others. Since there is a lot and there's probably some out there that's similar

Genshin;

(Fluff angst) a bit of yandere Zhongli. Zhongli as in his younger ages, you being an unknown outlander (or maybe a God from another world 🤯) companying him. He enjoys your company until one day when his beloved friends, etc. Dies, you disappear. He cried and cried. He's different from the Zhongli we know....he's calm, collected, etc. but the only difference is that he's cold. No emotion until he felt your presence once again, he looked around wondering where you were. He saw you....he broke down in tears as you cup his head with your hands, soothing him. He accidentally went to his human dragon form. You didn't mind, you pat his head and kissed his forehead. He wagged his tail like a dog, as you try to let go his grip tightens and his tail wraps around you. He finally felt your warmth once again. He's not gonna let go now.

Smut; dottore (Dom reader) he is also at his young age, he found you. Although he thought you were gonna annoy him, your presence felt....nice. of course he's never gonna admit that just yet—....... later when he becomes a harbinger, he felt uncomfortable though 'what is this feeling?' He began being desperate for you, you were nowhere to be found. That made him go even more mad, he didn't even bother about his experiments! Until you sighed up to be an assistant for everyone that needs help, that even angered him more, you were supposed to be his! He began to hog you more but the other noticed and they took a liking to you they love you and became jealous that you give him more attention to them! ( this could be a whole series or something )

Sagau; shy reader! (Reader is also smart as heck-) You get isekai to genshin, you seem to be summoned since there was a summoning sign, etc. They felt so happy! They found out you were shy, they didn't mind. They thought it was cute! Some are definitely gonna tease you. You were also really smart, you helped tignari with his plants telling him what's wrong with it because the plant wouldn't grow. You told albedo/dottore the mistakes they made, you also made them really strong when you weren't isekai to genshin and they are very happy with it. This one time, you were so serious and hot when they saw you pin down someone that was sneak attacking you/them. Although they were suprised...maybe even turned on— I mean *cough* *cough* who wouldn't? the person being pinned is very flustered of how hot you are. Your people perhaps are jealous and want to be pinned down by you like that.

Diluc; being quite very shy around you and poor little you thought he didn't like you :( you began being frustrated so you pin him against the wall and asked him why is he avoiding you with a sad frown. Although...you felt something poking you (the rest for you to do 🥲)

Obey me;

(Oblivious dom reader) Lucifer is becoming impatient with you. You haven't even made a single move! You guys been dating for half a year by now! He sure he sent obvious signs like bending down infront of you to get his pen that he 'accidentally' dropped. His pride is about to break down because he thinks he isn't attractive enough to turn you on! When you went into the shared bed, he broke down on his knees. Begging you. Just what are you gonna do?

All; everyone was there. Even the angels and lucifer enemy! But anyways they found out you were a royal and everyone was oh so curious. The moment you were summoned you were still wearing a robe (inspired by my summoning gone wrong)

Of course these two are my main post since I haven't yet post any other stuff either has anyone asked me to post something else. Of course your welcomed to when my request are open :D

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So, it's a deal then ? - Hazbin Hotel AU

Hey ! New story I writed ! It's in the same timeline that my other storie, but you can read it without knowing them ! Please enjoyed !

WARNING : This text is for mature audience. Nothing explicit but mention to sexual attraction and other sensuality. We're talking about Angel after all !

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Lucifer watched his daughter and Angel laughing as they splashed water on each other. It was a hot day in the Hell, and the activity Charlie had proposed to further their redemption was to make a garden. This required patience, seriousness, kindness and perseverance. The Princess of the Hell had said that they also had some land, so it wouldn't be a problem to set it up. Each day, one person would be assigned to look after the garden. This would add responsibility and cooperation, which she felt were essential if they want to gain access to Paradise.

The truth, Lucifer knew, was that she wanted to do a few things outside the hotel in the heat. If everyone had understood this, no one had told her anything.

Vaggie and Adam were turning over the stony soil, while Husk and Nifty were removing the stones as they went along. Charlie and Angel, for their part, were starting to plant the seeds they had chosen and watering them copiously. At one point, Charlie had spilled water on herself while talking to Vaggie. Angel had teased her gently, telling her that she didn't need to "get wet" any more by looking at her girlfriend. Charlie had then innocently poured her watering can over Angel's hair. And so the battle began.

Lucifer was away from the group, sitting on a bench, watching them enjoy themselves. In particular, he was watching Angel Dust. The young man's face was radiant as he enjoyed himself with his daughter, a far cry from the sensual mask he wore in public outside the hotel. He seemed serene and teasing, yet respectful towards his friends. He'd come a long way since Lucifer moved into the hotel a month ago. It had been... odd for the angel to see any good in God's creation, Omnes to his friends. It had condemned him to suffer the consequences of his actions, to see only the bad in the freedom he had granted mankind. For a long time, he had lost all desire to fight and had shut himself away in his guilt, but his daughter had given him a tiny but valiant hope. He hated himself for clinging to it so tightly, but he couldn't help it, as he once had when he was the one on the front line.

He took a breath to banish these ramblings and concentrate on Pornstar. Based on what he knew of winners, at least the definition they'd had before he'd been ejected from Paradise, then Angel fit the criteria. Compared to what his daughter thought, you didn't have to be perfect to pass St Peter. Lucifer looked pained. One day he'd have to explain to his daughter how it all worked.

He shook his head: still! Angel fit the profile for going to Heaven. The question was: why hadn't anything turned up yet? There had to be a glitch somewhere.

Suddenly, a telephone rang and Angel stopped playing. In a panic, he reached into his pocket for the phone and looked at the screen. A dejected expression appeared on his face. Charlie gazed at him gently and compassionately.

"It's been a month since he called you," she said as she placed a hand on one of his arms.

Angel turned to her with a false smile on his lips.

"Don't worry, Dollface!" he said as he backed away from her touch. "That just means vacation's over!"

He looked at his phone again and, with almost imploring eyes, said to Charlie:

"Gotta go."

He then quickly took a long stride away as he answered.

When he saw his daughter so sad, Lucifer stood up and approached her. He laid a hand on her shoulder.

"Is everything all right, sweety?" he asked. She gave him a saddened look.

"It's nothing, Dad," she replied. "It's just that I'm sad I can't help him more."

"What do you mean?" questioned the angel. "What's going on?"

Charlie frowned, watching him as if he were mocking her. Then the realization struck her with an expression of surprise.

"Oh, yeah!" she exclaimed "You don't know! The person who just called him is Valentino, his boss."

Lucifer nodded. "And? They're not on good terms?"

Charlie seemed surprised, then laughed a little.

"I'm sorry!" she apologized when she saw her father's hurt expression. "It's that I forget you haven't been involved in the affairs of your kingdom for a long time."

Nice way of saying never, he thought. But he didn't look up.

"So, who is this Valentino?" he asked.

"An Overlord." replied his daughter. "He possesses Angel's soul."

Lucifer remained silent, then frowned.

"He's quite free to be chained up," he declared, puzzled.

"He negotiated his contract well," sighed Charlie. "He's totally owned only in the studio. He's free to have a life outside."

The angel nodded in understanding: he didn't know this Valentino, but he couldn't have been very powerful. A sinner with a lot of strength would have drawn up a much stricter contract to give himself more power. Or else, he wasn't very clever or impulsive.

Suddenly, a click occurred in his mind. Angel ... this was the reason why nothing had happened, potentially. Wobbly or not, the deal was there, binding him to the Hell! So he wasn't "pure".

Lucifer ran a hand over his chin. His brain was firing. If Pornstar really wanted access to redemption, then this contract would have to go. However, it wasn't a simple matter, really. He didn't have many options open to him to release Angel from his obligations.

He didn't move when his daughter told him she was going to continue working. A plan was beginning to form in his mind.

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Angel was exhausted and aching all over. The bondage ties were hurting him and his position was not pleasant. They had been shooting various scenes for hours, chaining them together at breakneck speed. Valentino had told him he had some catching up to do and would work two days in a row if necessary. Pornstar was exhausted, both mentally and physically. It was torture, a real punishment.

He'd always enjoyed pleasuring himself, whether through sex or drugs. Feeling high, even beyond his body, gave him a sense of ecstasy that evaporated almost immediately. When he was on Earth, he'd told himself that if he wanted to live fully fulfilled, then he'd have to find a way to always be high or fucking. He couldn't do it, his Mafia family wouldn't let him, with their "don't touch the merchandise" rules. When he finally died of an overdose after being held too long, he vowed to live his life as he saw fit. Valentino saw the opportunity and Angel threw himself body and soul into this Hell.

He still loved sex and drugs. But this? What he experienced every time he walked into that damn studio? No, he didn't like it. It wasn't what he wanted, but it was too late now.

One of the guys who was supposed to fuck him pulled on the ties to straighten him out. Angel was shaped like a wheel, his wrists tied to his ankles, his legs spread to give access to his private parts. He was sausage-like in this curved position, which was causing his back a lot of pain. He wanted to wince in pain, but a glance to the side dissuaded him.

Valentino was sitting in his director's chair. He watched him in detail as he smoked with his cigarette holder, pink smoke wafting around him. Those eyes, hidden behind those dark glasses, ordered him to play along, on pain of reprisal. He had no choice. He closed his eyes to prepare to resume shooting. The director was about to say action when suddenly the sound of the studio door resounded instead of a voice.

"Hell-o everyone!" exclaimed someone whose tone was familiar to Angel.

He glanced towards the entrance, as did most of the people in the room, and paled as cries of surprise echoed around.

Lucifer stood there in his handsome white suit and top hat. His cane with the apple at the end twirled in his fingers as he strode into the room, looking around.

"Nice decor, really!" he exclaimed. "Nice outfit!" he said to a thong-clad sinner "You're right, in this heat, you might as well be of the least pomp!" He turned to a totally naked sinner: "Nice nudity! It suits you perfectly!"

He soon reached the stage. He leaned on his cane as he looked at the décor: a BDSM room with lots of mirrors. He rested his eyes on Angel for a few seconds, then quickly turned them away to look in the direction of the chairs.

"So who's the conductor?" he asked, cheerfully.

Valentino then stood up and, from the height of his stature, detailed the little King with amusement.

"It's me, Your Majesty," he said in a suave voice as he brought his hand to one of Lucifer's, bending down as if to kiss his hand. Lucifer anticipated the move and shook his hand firmly.

"I really like your productions!" he exclaimed. He walked over to Valentino's chair and sat on it, in a relaxed but regal pose. "I've come to see the magic at work!"

The butterfly demon had a fierce expression on his face, but the angel didn't even seem intrigued. He was still looking at him with angelic eyes, a sincere smile on his lips. If Angel hadn't seen that expression a thousand times when Alastor and Lucifer were arguing, he could almost believe the King was innocent. This was far from the case. He had clearly shown his dominance.

"Are you fond of my movies?" asked Valentino, his tone of voice unchanged, despite his apparent annoyance.

"Oh yes! I especially like: "To fuck or not to be fucked." ! The suspense of whether he'll get to ejaculate is exhilarating!"

Angel winced and turned his head to avoid anyone seeing his blush. It was all in vain with the mirrors everywhere. Knowing that Lucifer had seen the studio's less-than-popular movie bothered him. He was his friend's father, after all.

"Oh, you know it?" asked Valentino. Angel could see in the mirror that he seemed flattered, anger giving way to pride. "My most philosophical film! Inspired by Hamelet, as you may have noticed."

"Subtle, indeed." said the King with admiration in his tone. Similarly, if Angel hadn't known the character, he would have thought he was sincere. But he was clearly mocking Valentino. No one seemed to notice. "But with his own message! Really clever!"

"So, you've come to see my upcoming movie?" questioned Valentino as he turned the director away from his seat to sit next to Lucifer.

"I'd love to see how you direct the actors and shoot the sets," enthused Charlie's father. "I love magic and movie is not something I've mastered! It would be an honor to see how you do it."

Valentino was clearly won over and intoxicated by the compliments.

"You may stay, Your Highness." he said simply, in a sensual, enticing voice. "I'd be delighted to show you the steps involved in editing the images."

"Gladly."

Angel sent a shiver down his spine and couldn't help looking directly at Lucifer. His voice... Oh, for fuck's sake. It was beyond the pale. It had awakened a desire so deep within him that it was devouring him, as if suddenly an irresistible craving infiltrated his soul and spread to every nook and cranny, touching the most remote and far-flung parts that even he didn't know existed. It simply wasn't human.

Everyone in the room seemed to be in the same state as Angel, especially Valentino, who looked at Lucifer with eyes filled with lustful appetite. The King had a much softer, more inviting gaze, and an almost innocent smile that made him look candid. This added to the desire that was now flowing through the veins of everyone in the room.

"You know," Lucifer finally said, in a subjective tone. "You're good at enhancing the body and transcribing ecstasy. But you know what? There's a little something missing from your productions."

With his cane, he tenderly stroked the butterfly demon's chin. Angel saw a shiver run through Valentino's body.

"Lust." whispered the King, still in the same voice. "I could teach you the secrets of carnal pleasure and debauchery. Secrets that only Asmodeus himself knows."

The Overlord swallowed and bit his lip.

"I could become your producer," proposed Lucifer, gently sliding his cane across Valentino's neck. "You'd have the approval of the King of Hell and gain in power, while I'd gain in popularity."

Lucifer rested his pupils on the butterfly demon's neck, before languidly moving his gaze up to the Overlord's myopic eyes.

"It's win-win, isn't it, Val?"

"Yes." growled the butterfly in a voice dark with desire.

Angel noticed a gleam light up in Charlie's father's eyes, and he held out his hand to Valentino. The Pornstar watched the scene with curiosity, although his mind was slightly foggy. Strangely enough, he felt he was missing something, and that hand ... why did Lucifer's hand look so powerful?

"So, is it a deal then ?" asked the Devil.

The Overlord, totally hypnotized, directed one of his hands towards the outstretched hand of the King of Hell. Just as they were about to make contact, the sound of a television being switched on was heard, and Vox violently ejected Valentino's hand from Lucifer's grasp.

"Your Majesty!" exclaimed the TV demon, positioning himself between the butterfly demon and the King of Hell. "It's an honor to see you on our premises! You arrived unannounced, no one saw you come in! Rest assured, if that had been the case, you would have been welcomed like a King!"

Lucifer looked frustrated.

"And you are?" he asked, pointing at him with his cane.

"Vox, Your Highness!" replied the latter, bowing. "But you must have heard of me, since you know Valentino?"

Lucifer blinked in confusion, then laughed.

"Yes, of course!" he exclaimed. "There are three of you, aren't there? The Vees?"

"Perfectly," agreed the moving TV. "We've joined forces to provide Hell with entertainment worthy of their interest."

"Good idea!" enthused Lucifer, but with much less enthusiasm than before.

"That's why you'll forgive me this little interruption!" continued Vox, jerking Valentino to his feet. "Your proposal is appreciable, but you'll understand that we'll have to discuss it amongst ourselves, won't we?"

The butterfly demon seemed completely confused, lost in thought, as if he'd just come out of an enchantment. Vox shook him a little before pushing him further into the room.

"Make yourselves at home!" exclaimed the TV demon. "We'll be right back!"

"Of course." whispered Lucifer as the two Overlords moved away.

Angel watched the scene with interest. He tried to pick up the pieces and see what was playing out before his eyes. He felt he was missing a vital piece of information, but he was having trouble concentrating. Like Valentino, he felt foggy, as if he'd been on drugs (which he hadn't been for a while). He watched Lucifer, his chin in his hand, as Vox and Valentino chatted in hushed but passionate tones.

Finally, Charlie's father laid eyes on Angel and another gleam appeared in those pupils. So he got up and approached the actors at bed level. He passed like a snake between the guys surrounding Angel and ended up in front of the Pornstar. The spider looked at the angel with an expression of absolute embarrassment. He was embarrassed that someone from the Hotel should see him in this state. His pupils landed in those of the King, who raised an eyebrow and turned his head towards one of the actors.

"So, is this what gets you youngsters hard?" he asked. "A little puppy tied to a tree looking at you with a puppy dog look?"

He pouted disapprovingly as he turned his attention back to Angel, who shivered. His gaze was powerful, domineering and self-assured, yet his expression was relaxed and suggestive. He rested his cane on Angel's knee.

"You know what gives me a hard-on?" questioned Lucifer.

He began to very slowly slide his cane over the Pornstar's thigh, offering him enough contact to feel his presence but not enough to be entirely satisfying. He groaned as the King began to speak again, in the same voice he'd used with Valentino.

"It's seeing desire develop in your partner's body. To feel, without even having to touch, the curves undulating beneath you clamoring for attention with insatiable hunger. Just with your voice, to provoke a lust so great that the pleas were while, on your side, you try to keep buried inside you that ball of lust that grows as your senses awaken and make you notice the smallest details, the slightest smells, the slightest ripples in the air, that make your mind open to the whole universe and amplify the orgasm you're about to have."

As he spoke, the cane floated down to Angel's private parts. Angel was on the verge of exploding, not understanding what was happening. All he wanted was Lucifer. He wanted to beg him to go further, to offer him everything he had, if only to have more than he was giving him. He didn't care that he was the King of Hell. He didn't care that he was Charlie's father. He didn't care that he'd ever seen him in a red onesie with a duck-covered yellow apron and dolphin slippers, hair tousled into antennae on his head and drool dripping from the edge of his mouth. Right now, all he wanted was his body inside him. He set his eyes on Lucifer's, who wasn't looking at him. He seemed to be observing one of the mirrors.

He was about to beg when, suddenly, the touch on his skin disappeared. Lucifer lost all glamour and, with a buffoonish grin, nudged the actor closest to him.

"But hey!" he exclaimed, "what do I know? Not like I de-flowered the world's first virgin!"

He paused for a few seconds to think.

"And the second, come to think of it," he finally said before shrugging. "Anyway, I'll leave you to your work!"

He walked quietly away towards the exit.

"Hey"A digital voice called out to him. Angel saw Lucifer turn to Vox who, next to Valentino, had an indecipherable expression on his face. "See you in three days at noon for a business lunch."

The King smiles.

"With pleasure," replied the angel, before disappearing into one of the portals.

The Pornstar suddenly realized that Vox had just invited the Devil to his table.

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Angel was in his room, lying in bed, Fat Nuggets in his arms. When he'd returned to the hotel, he'd feigned a headache and headed for his sanctuary. He was stroking his pig, still reeling from what had happened.

He'd just seen Lucifer in action. Not fighting, not revealing his angelic power, but truly as the Original Sinner. It had taken Anthony several hours to realize what had happened: the King of Hell had almost made a contract with Valentino using his demonic powers. When Vox had stepped in and tried to regain control of the situation, Lucifer had used his charms on Angel to draw the Overlords' attention and make them reconsider his proposal.

The spider couldn't understand why the angel had done it. What did he have to gain by making a contract with the Vees? He'd talked about popularity. Was that the reason?

Suddenly, there was a knock at his door. He raised his head to look at it. It must have been Husk bringing him a drink. It was his little habit when he felt Angel had a bad day. His heart filled with affection for the cat demon.

"Enter!" he said, straightening up on his bed to greet the bartender. His surprise was complete when he saw someone much smaller enter the room.

Lucifer stood there, drink in hand, and looked at him with an apologetic smile. He was still wearing his suit, but his top hat had disappeared somewhere in the Hotel.

"Hey." he said. He handed him the glass. It was one of the drinks Husk made for him when he needed it most.

The sinner hesitated for a few moments before finally taking the drink. He didn't think he was in any danger, but in all honesty, he wasn't too sure. His thoughts seemed to show on his face as Lucifer sighed before sitting down cross-legged on the floor.

"I wanted to clarify the situation," said the King at last.

"That you used me to try to get the Vees in your pocket?" quipped Angel. "No need to explain, man, I get it."

The angel frowned but smiled all the same.

"Yeah, that's why I want to talk with you. Because clearly, you haven't understood," he declared calmly.

"Oh, because I'm too stupid for that, huh?" scoffed the sinner. "I saw you wanted to make a deal with Valentino, you know?"

"It's true," confirmed Lucifer. "I wanted to make a contract with that moron. And if the other TV head hadn't intervened, then I'd have achieved my objective."

"Your goal?" questioned Angel. "To have Valentino's porn network to gain popularity?"

"So I can cancel your deal," declared the King.

Angel's eyes widened in surprise and he dropped his glass. It crashed to the floor with a crystalline sound, the alcohol spilling onto the carpet. He placed his hands around his body, as if to protect himself.

"You can't do that," he said, simply.

"Of course I can," Lucifer sighed. "It's just a matter of having the right contract closures. If he'd shaken my hand then as producer, all decisions would have fallen to me, including whether or not to keep an actor."

The spider looked at him without understanding. No, without wanting to understand.

"I would have forced Valentino to tear up whatever connects you," Lucifer sighed, running a hand over his face. "Frankly, it would have been easy if that square-headed cocksucker hadn't interfered."

Angel wanted to cry. He'd just realized how close he'd come to being free. To no longer having a chain on his wrist. He looked at the angel.

"And you couldn't have just killed him?" he asked. Lucifer gave him a knowing look.

"No," he replied. "Unfortunately, a contract has to be terminated by the person who initiated it. If the person dies, then it's over. The parties are doomed to follow them to the end. You never get out of an agreement."

The sinner rubbed his head as tears finally rolled down those cheeks. Good God, what had he done? This was even worse than he'd thought.

"Why are you doing this?" said the spider in a trembling voice. Lucifer stared at him. "Why do you want to free me?"

The King of Hell closed his eyes. His features were desolate.

"If redemption exists," says Lucifer, "then you'll never be entitled to it as long as you have a contract."

Angel burst into tears. He felt more and more trapped as the discussion went on. He'd got himself into a real mess. Then, unexpectedly, he felt an embrace take his head and place it gently on his chest. The Devil had just stood up and hugged him, caressing his hair as he did his daughter's.

"Shh." he said, softly, tenderly "Don't worry, kid. I got this."

Angel let himself go in the embrace. It was so warm, so welcoming, so frank, a far cry from what he'd felt earlier in the day, when he'd caressed him with his cane.

Ironically, he much preferred this contact to the old one.

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honeybeezgobzzzzz · 1 year

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𓅨 The Cold is Never Violent: Chapter One

The Cold is Never Violent: You were determined to help Morpheus get his tools back, so you willingly followed him to hell. Hell was not supposed to be this cold. Lucifer has something up their sleeve, making you stay the night in hell before the Oldest Game, and it does not bode well for you.

Warnings: Language.

To Note: Morpheus/Dream x Reader, Pour Vous @melancholypancakes 😘

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“Hell is not supposed to be this cold.” You stated in distaste, wrapping your arms around your body. Morpheus eyed you standing next to him. Both you and Matthew had been stubborn about your decisions to go to hell with him to retrieve his helm. Hadn’t accepted ‘no’ for an answer, and stared at Morpheus until he relented with an inebriated sigh. Why did he find it so hard to say no to you? At the very least he could discourage you from further descending into Hell.

“If you are cold, you should return to The Waking World,” Morpheus spoke, looking down at your shivering body. After all, if you returned to The Waking World, you would be in far less danger as well. But his silent wish was for naught, because you had scowled at him, adjusted your coat with a huff, and stamped your foot in stubborn refusal. As irritating as it was to have your disagreeableness, he was happy to have companions as loyal as you and Matthew were.

“Hell’s not getting the best of me,” You grumbled in retaliation, lifting your chin. Morpheus raised an eyebrow at you, but said nothing. He expected you to be stubborn about this. Matthew fluttered his wings and flew up to your shoulder.

“So where do we go from here, sir?” The raven asked, cocking his head at Morpheus. You glanced between Matthew and Morpheus, wondering the same.

“First, we must visit the sovereign.” Morpheus spoke, moving forward and heading in the direction of the line of souls wandering in the direction of Lucifer’s Gates. You followed behind him, hugging yourself further. Hell was an odd place, not that you had any idea what it was supposed to be like… but didn’t everyone say it was supposed to be hot!?

“This is not how the Bible said hell would be: hot, fiery,” Matthew muttered from your shoulder.

“Yeah, doesn’t something in it translate to hell fire or something?” You asked, making a point to take a large step over some bones underfoot.

“I don’t know, I skipped out on it,” Matthew responded with a caw. “But seriously, why is it cold?”

“Should I make a supernatural comment about why hell is hot?” Matthew perked up and snickered, eyeing Morpheus’s back and knowing that while he was striding ahead with purpose, he was totally listening to your conversation.

“Oh please do!” Matthew exclaimed, flapping his wings lightly. You felt his soft feathers on your neck and face.

“It’s probably so cold because Lucifer is so hot.” You commented, watching as Morpheus froze in step and craned his head to stare at you and Matthew. You pressed your lips together and trembled with contained laughter as Morpheus scowled at you. Then Matthew cracked up and you were following shortly behind him. Morpheus’s scowl deepened.

“Have you both no mind to realize where you are!?” He questioned you and Matthew tersely. You bit down on your lip and flickered your eyes away from Morpheus’s softly glowing ones. Rocking back on your heels, you took Morpheus’s stern chiding and disapproving looks in stride.

“If I may, sir,” Matthew spoke up, shuffling his wings meekly. Morpheus’s gaze snapped to the raven perched on your shoulder.

“No you may not.” Morpheus thundered. Perhaps you and Matthew ought to simply shut up and be silent from now on. The Dream Lord was already on edge about you coming, who knew what he was feeling knowing that you were probably going to be in the midst of Lucifer’s legions. “Are we clear?”

“As crystal.” You promised, holding up your hands. “But seriously, why is it so cold?” Morpheus huffed out, semi appeased by your promise. He continued walking before responding.

“It is how the Morningstar wishes their realm to be.” Morpheus spoke gruffly, turning towards a path that led up a barren mountainside. “Much as I retain The Dreaming at a constant temperature that is comfortable for its visitors.”

“I’m guessing Lucifer isn’t big on having guests, or doesn’t get guests in general.” You commented, toeing a blackened… something, out of your foot path. You didn’t look too closely at it because at first glance it appeared to be a limb. Eventually, the line of people Morpheus had been ambiguously following, entered a cave like place, and through a set of gates. Morpheus stopped before entering the cave.

“So, I’m assuming that we’re not just gonna sneak our way into hell.” You mused quietly, eyeing the walls of the cave. You could swear that there were faces embedded in it.

“A king may not enter another monarch’s realm uninvited.” Morpheus explained, his eyes lingering on the dark facade. He loathed the idea of bringing you to such a place, where Lucifer’s domain could taint you with malice and ilk. “Y/N—“

“Not going anywhere so you might as well save your breath,” You cut him off sternly. “What do we do now?”

“There are rules and protocols which must be followed.” With that, Morpheus moved forward to the drum on a nearby wall while you moved towards one of the two large bonfires illuminating the space. Much to your disappointment, the fire provided no warmth. You supposed it was because hell was not a place of comfort.

“My ass is going to be frozen before we leave this place,” You muttered grumpily to Matthew as Morpheus swung a mallet at the drum. A dull ringing sound reverberated around the cave and the face in the walls writhed, becoming bodies. You made a noise of disgust and sidled your way up to Morpheus. Past the gates and through the fog, you saw something emerging.

“There’s one at the door,” The looming creature spoke in a deep voice. “At the gate of damnation. Is it thief, thug or whοre?” You bristled in place.

“Who are you calling a whore,” You snipped out beneath your breath. The deep words continued, and Morpheus stepped forward, approaching the closed gate. You followed tentatively behind.

“There's one at the door. And there's room for one more. Till the end of creation.” You stared wide-eyed at what had to be a demon, standing not even a rooms length from you. You were fairly sure you could see arrows sticking out of its back.

“Greetings, Squatterbloat. I seek an audience with your sovereign.” Morpheus spoke with authority, not that you could ever imagine him not doing so. The demon chuckled.

“And who might you be?” That had you tilting your head. Surely this demon knew who it was talking to. It wasn’t stupid. A ploy then. Surely.

“I am the King of Dreams. Ruler of the Nightmare Realms.” The demon hummed with a dark chuckle.

“Mm. Yes, my clown. So, where's your crown?“ You actually snorted and raised an eyebrow at the audacity of this demon. As if an Endless needed a crown. Morpheus took the jib in stride.

Guard your tongue, demon.” Morpheus said with an undertone of warning. “The Ruler of Hell will not be kind to one who insults an honored guest. And I am a guest in this realm as I am monarch of my own.”

Your mouth nearly dropped open when the demon shrugged as if that mattered.

“So where's your ruby?”

“Dudes got a death wish,” You softly muttered to Matthew, who bobbed his head in agreement.

“Shall I use it to haunt your dreams? And your waking hours, too?” A shiver went up your spine from the ice within Morpheus’s words. The Endless stepped closer to the closed gate. “Or will you open the gates of Hell and let us through?” Squatterbloat tilted its head in contemplation for a moment, before unlocking the gate.

“Is your… pet, entering as well?” You bristled instantly and your hackles rose.

“Call me that one more time and I’m gonna take one of those arrows and shove it up your as—“

“My companion, is of no concern to you,” Morpheus growled lowly, cutting you off mid threat and stopping you from mouthing off to a demon that could and probably would, smash you like a grape in one punch. “Now, take us to the palace.”

The demon turned and began to lumber away. Morpheus grabbed your wrist and tugged you along as he followed. You didn’t miss the way his fingers squeezed your wrist, or how tightly he held onto you.

“There's one at the door. There's one at the door. There's one at the door.”

An uncomfortable feeling prickled at your skin. No, is was prickling everywhere. It was one thing to secretly have a thing for the grumpy and moody Endless who gave out sad ‘wet boi’ vibes, but at least you knew that you’d never have a chance with him. But an entirely different thing meeting his mortal lover who he apparently still cared for. Why did that sting? You had decided to keep your mouth shut about it, not wanting to risk Morpheus’s wrath for inquiring on what was clearly a sensitive topic. Matthew however, was much braver than you.

“So, that woman back there. Anything you wanna share with your friend Matthew?” You nearly snorted. You and Matthew both knew that Morpheus did not have friends. He was above such things. You never expected Morpheus to answer and nearly tripped over your feet when he did.

“Her name is Nada. She was the ruler of a tribe that call themselves the First People. We were in love.” Your eye twitched and this time you did trip. Luckily you managed to catch yourself without alerting Matthew and Morpheus. Of course Morpheus would have fallen in love with someone. You knew he had relationships before… you just hadn’t realized that he had one with a mortal.

“So what did she do? How'd she end up here?” A question you yourself wanted to know and that Matthew had the balls to ask.

“She defied me.” That answer terrified you and Matthew squawked and flapped his wings.

“Wait. You put her here?” You must have slowed down in your walking enough from the gravity of this short conversation that Morpheus could feel you lagging behind, he did still hold your hand. He glanced back at you. You refused to meet his eyes and stared at the ground. Morpheus gave your hand a little tug and you picked up your pace once more.

“The Morningstar is letting me know that Hell has prepared for my visit.” Morpheus answered just as the fog you had been walking through, cleared and you came face to face with a massive castle. It was dark and forbidding, and you didn’t have a good feeling about it.

“Why are we stopping?” Matthew asked.

“We're here.” Morpheus said ominously. You couldn’t help but step closer to him as a hash of emotions rippled through your body. Despair. Hopelessness. Oppression. Anxiety. Fear. It was relentless and you almost started stepping backwards, trying to escape what you were being assaulted with. Morpheus tightened his grip on your hand and pulled you swiftly to his side. Bumping into his arm, you let out a heavy breath and blinked.

“This place is soul sucking,” You gasped, clutching Morpheus’s hand like it was a lifeline.

“I’d welcome you but something tells me you wouldn’t appreciate it.” Morpheus murmured, eyeing you huddled at his side. “It will only get worse, Y/N, you must remain near me for I can only protect you from its presence so much.”

“Yeah, well, hell can fuck off with its moodiness. I’m not leaving.” You grumbled, giving the castle a side eye.

“Come, Y/N, we’ve tarried long enough,” You were tugged along once more, following a narrow winding path that led up to the looming castle. It was odd, you getting tugged along. You knew that you were going there, willingly, but something within you was screaming for you to turn tail and run. Morpheus’s grip on your hand was the only thing keeping you from doing so. At some point, the stone underfoot turned soft, and you could hear squelches. One glance down at your feet revealed red liquid bubbling up from cracks in the ground.

“Morpheus,” You nervously muttered, watching as crimson soaked your shoes.

“Keep walking,” He murmured, knowing that Lucifer was trying to put fear in you because they couldn’t touch or influence him. Morpheus was going to have to take care of that as to mess with you was to mess with Dream. You tried to, but your feet felt like they were getting heavier and heavier the closer you got to the massive gates. They opened just enough for you to pass through, and underfoot you saw what looked like a river of red flowing from inside. Your stomach rolled and for a moment, you thought you might throw up.

But the oppressiveness driving you downward lessoned the moment Morpheus dragged you across the threshold of the castle and the ground beneath your feet hardened once more.

“Oh sweet Jesus,” You moaned, leaning against a wall and gulping down several deep breaths. Morpheus watched you with a raised eyebrow.

“Now do you see why I wished for you to remain in The Waking World? Hell is no place for mortals.” You managed to make a face at him.

“Yeah, yeah, puny, weak mortal is far to weak to handle it.” You grumbled, disliking the fact that it was still just as cold within the castle as it was outside. It was greatly disappointing. “What do we do now?”Morpheus blinked at you.

“We greet the Morningstar.” You had forgotten about that… you were going to be meeting the devil themself.

Date Published: 2/3/23

Last Edit: 2/3/23

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projectbluearcadia · 10 months

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It Makes Him Feel Better, So Moot Point.

[ NSFW Rating - Highly Suggestive - Because Bros + Dia are fantasizing together. Minors DNI.

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Annelie: What if Lucifer gives me an order?

Lucifer gives her a look.

Lucifer: Annelie, does our sex life not ring a bell?

Annelie clears her throat as the brothers complain. Diavolo chuckles.

Annelie: I mean an order I don’t want to follow.

Lucifer: Fine. Bend over.

Is this what you think about when you get jealous? Do you just want to show off now? Or are you just concealing the fact that you’re still shaking with adrenaline?

Annelie: ...I’m really glad you don’t seem to have that kind of power over me.

Lucifer: If you actually obeyed that, I think it would have ended with you exhausted on the floor.

Goddammit, Lucifer, focus. Well... I probably need to focus too, considering that just sent my mind into some very... bad places.

Annelie takes Lucifer by the arm.

Annelie: Coffee break. Me and you. Back on your feet, let’s go.

Well, it’s worth a try to give him some clarity and calm him down. And I’m hungry.

Diavolo: Coffee? That sounds good.

Lucifer: She’s not making coffee.

Diavolo: She isn’t?

Annelie: No, I’m making coffee. Just give me twenty minutes.

Lucifer: Thirty.

Annelie: Twenty-five.

Lucifer: Thirty.

Annelie: Thirty-five.

Lucifer: That’s what I like to hear.

Diavolo: Hahaha. Have fun.

The brothers groan as one.

Levi: What kind of bullshit eromanga plotline is this?!

Diavolo: I think it’s cute.

Asmo: Agreed~

Mammon: Those two go way overboard.

Satan: But you have a clip of Annelie moaning on your D.D.D.

Levi: Woah, woah, back up, rewind, what?

Mammon: Wha—how’d you even find out about that!?

Satan: Actually, I didn’t know for certain.

Mammon: Wait a sec...

Levi: I’ll tell Lucifer if you don’t hand over the money I loaned you.

Solomon and Diavolo laugh.

Solomon: Well-played. So, while they’re taking their quote on quote coffee break, we have a working theory that Lucifer became Annelie’s vassal, but because he only has a fraction of her overwhelming subjugation ability, he isn’t able to use it.

Diavolo: In that case, I’ll text Barbatos.

Solomon: Yes, it does appear Annelie’s inadvertently made an antidote for her own poison, doesn’t it?

Diavolo: You’re still suspicious, aren’t you?

Solomon: I don’t know; something just doesn’t sit well with me. I’d like to stay here a little longer.

Diavolo: Well, that’s probably wise. It’s better to be sure...

Diavolo glances towards the hallway, tilting his head curiously.

Diavolo: That sounds like fun.

Satan: You can hear them from here?

Diavolo: Hm? You can’t? Anne is saying some very dirty things right now. It makes me want to take a look at her face...

Solomon: Lord Diavolo?

Diavolo shakes his head.

Diavolo: Apologies. Hearing two of my closest friends have their way with each other is a surprising turn-on. Just the thought of Anne turning into a sobbing mess...

Asmo: Ughhh, I know what you mean...

Solomon: Well... that is hot, now that you mention it.

Levi: Lmao is everyone just imagining being in Lucifer’s place right now?

Asmo: That’d be lots of fun~ She’d be all ‘but Lucifer will be mad and he’ll punish me’

Satan: Not if I punish her first.

Diavolo: I’d watch him punish her. And punish her myself afterwards.

Beel: Why would you punish her when Lucifer’s already going to be mad? I’d hide with her.

Mammon: Amen to that. Though I wouldn’t mind... puttin’ my mark on her a little.

Levi: Your mark on her? You’re not dom enough for that switch. Seriously, she can step on me, like that’s some hot shit right there.

Solomon: While my mind is not the cleanest place right now, are you guys okay?

Diavolo: No, you’re right, I should make her feel better afterwards.

Solomon: Not that. You’re all fantasizing about Anne.

Satan: Levi’s the one that brought up being in Lucifer’s place. Besides, I think it’s safe to say that everyone here already fantasized about her to begin with.

Diavolo: I personally tried not to after Lucifer told me she was taken.

Solomon: And how’s that working?

Diavolo: Is the ice bath still open?

Solomon: I certainly didn’t drain it.

Diavolo: Excellent.

Diavolo quickly leaves the room and returns back upstairs.

Solomon: I’m getting a really bad feeling.

Asmo: Because I took the plug out of the tub?

Solomon: No, because I’m 90% sure those two went back upstairs, but you did?

Asmo: I wasn’t bathing in an ice-cold bath again today, thank you very much.

Solomon: ...fair point.

#oh no it's not fixed #dia wants to become a vassal #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #fanfiction #shameless self indulgence #obey me!#LuciAnne

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huntinglove · 2 months

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(warning!! Lots of capslock!)

AUGHHHRHRR OKAY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Okay so my FUNNY BRAIN JUST HAD ME HYPERFIXATE ON HAZBIN ESPECIALLY BC OF THE SOUNDTRACK

THEN I WATCHED IT AND IT WAS SO GREAT ASYHEHHRHRHFHKEFMRMSMD

OKAY SO I’LL START ABT MY FAVOURITES

THEY’RE 5 SO FAR AND THEY’RE ALL SO NEAT I AM PUTTING THEM IN SEPARATE GLASS BALLS AND SHAKING THEM

WITH NO PARTICULAR ORDER, I SHALL NOW BEGIN

Ahehm.

1. Adam

That’s it that’s the gush. I literally have no words, my mind blanks out when I think about him—all I can manage to say is how much I love his voice. But trust me there’s so much I want to say. For example, the fact that he is 3m tall and his hands are HUGE? Sign me the heck up. The way he tucks his huge, beautiful golden wings underneath his arms like a small birb? Cute as fuck. The way he just loves getting into people’s personal space? The way he is handsy all the time? The way he moves people’s faces to make them look up at him? I’m on my knees Adam ONE CHANCE PLEASE I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU-

2. Alastor. Alastor. ALASTOR.

I literally have no words, other than, ‘can I have his hand in marriage?’ /hj

I’m seriously awful at words, so I’ll just try to list what I LOVE about him and why.

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS HIS HAIR IS SO PRETTY AND THE WAY IT FORMS HIS EARS AND WHEN IT MOVES LIKE A PAIR OF DEER EARS he is so adorable I am going to implode

HIS LITTLE HOOVES AND THE TAIL STOP HE’S SO AUGGHHHRRR *dramatically shakes fists in the air*

His old ass mentality, the fact that he hates technology that came after the 1930s, his mannerisms, EVERYTHING

His power. He’s so hot when he uses his powers and his face twists sadistically and his stitches show up as well as the cross on his forehead and GAAAAHHH- *blows up*

His voice is SO FFJRBFBEKFN

Like, when his radio effect falters and you can hear his real voice, or when it glitches because he wants to be intimidating, or when he adds cute little radio noises or music in the background, or WHEN HE SINGS OH I’M ON MY KNEES WHEN HE SINGS, and his cute transatlantic accent, and when he loses it because he’s surprised, and when he sings, and when he uses nicknames and pet names so casually, and when he’s sarcastic and witty and evil and powerful and when he sings and- *gets dragged off stage*

3. Lucifer

He is SO CUTE no one ever talk to me EVER again. I want to protecc. I want to cuddle. His cute pink cheeks are so pinchable and his hair is fabulous and the fact he’s canonically autistic and an adhder? THE WAY WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER!! The way he loves and cares for his daughter so much!!! The way he’d do anything for her and to get her approval!!!!!

And per usual, HIS VOICE!!3!!3+€8_(4((?????? HELLO???????

Also the snatched waist. Lucifer. Lucifer I am having thought, Lucifer.

4. Vox

TV man............................. I need to be sectioned

He so smexy and powerful and I don't know why but he dresses so gender in my opinion. His power, his influence.... The moments when his voice glitches and the moments when he buffers...... So fucking hot....... VOX PLEASE I’M ON MY KNEES

5. Okay here comes a weird one but hear me out................ Zestial.

THE old soul. THE original Overlord. The way he speaks! It’s so silly but also charming! When he sings!!! EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ON THE WAY MY ZESTIAL SINGS!!!!!!!! The way he worries for Carmilla!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS SILLY INTERACTION WITH ALASTOR!!!!??? I don’t care what everyone says HE’S CUTE. If nobody wants him then good, more for me.

Sorry if this got long but I was imploding with needs to gush. Thank you for reading through all this and letting me gush!!!!!!!

I wish you a great day :]

This is all so sweet, nonny!!

I hope you know that all of them love you very much! 🫂💙

#✯ lovely asks #cw caps

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hecate-spawn · 2 years

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I'm bored and want to do this so my opinions on the Seven Brothers!!! (Feel free to add yours in the comments and reblogs!!)

Lucifer: 6/10. His voice is really hot, he's a character I could read a lot of fanfiction on (like bkg and Todoroki) and I can't hate anyone in this game. He also has his moments. What I don't like about him is the fact he gets physical with his brothers in a not fun way. Like, dude... I understand you have trauma and everything but seriously. I get your demons and everything but you don't have to go that hard with discipline oh my fucking God. Just take away their phone privileges or smth. I feel like this is kinda.... Abuse? Lucifer canonically hits Mammon and strings him up from the ceiling. That my good sir is how you get your brothers not to trust you with shit. Also you threatened my life at least twice so :/. Like at least Belphir actually had the nerve to kill me/hj but yeah mixed opinions on Luci because of the way he treats his brothers

Mammon: I love him. He's a tsundere yes but unlike SOME demons he doesn't harm us. And he loves us alot and that kinda does it for me like yes please fall in love with me <33 yeah he can be a little shit but he's my little shit. Also he basically has a kid so bonus points. But omg I feel so bad with how everyone treats him which is why none of brothers are a 10/10. But yeah tied with Belphie for third fav character

Leviathan: MY FAVORITE DEMON BROTHER <33 fell for him in 10 minutes ngl. He likes anime, I like anime, he's shy, I'm shy but I can probably help him with it. He's like, actually pretty nice (when he wants to be) like marry me please. Even as friends I'd love him. Honestly just, 9/10. Points get deducted for bullying Mams and hating normies

Satan: I am going to say it. Kinda boring. Like, I just, can't like him romantically. Like if this dude was my friend yes. Talk shit about the annoying kids in your class, go to cat cafes with me, study hangs, BOOKS! But I just can't get behind him in game. Irl? We'd def be friends if I wasn't scared of him

Asmodeus: I love him. He just- during lesson 42 (I think) he just made me fall for him so hard like dudeeee. Also high key aesthetically prettiest of the brothers. After you get past the narcissism and ego he's just really insecure and decently nice. Also he's an attention whore and I'm an attention whore we can give each other limitless attention and watch shitty rom-coms together. Also physical affection I'm here 100% for that give me hugs

Beelzebub: BABY! Omg he's so adorable and sweet. Nicest brother fight me. I don't mind the eating thing that much tbh. Also he's a himbo but he knows when to get serious. Love him

Belphegor: sure he killed me but I got to experience death so bonus points. But I love him. Tied with Mammon on how much I love him so I love him a fucking lot. He likes sleeping and will cuddle me. More bonus points because he likes games. Like Asmo I feel like I'd get a lot of physical affection and attention with him. Also he's kinda funny ngl

So yeah that's it. Don't slander me but I'd love to hear your own opinions (be respectful please)

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honeybeewhereartthee · 1 year

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PINK KKOMAS || KOHAKU OUKAWA 22

Containing spoilers for my stories

Cont of last time.

Everyone received flower crown from Reaper.

Doll: (￢￢✿)

Reaper: (ӦｖӦ｡✿)

Bee(?): (✿^‿^)

Mad hatter: (◕દ◕✿)

MC: ...

MC: do you guys want some wishing flower--

Pulls out a bouquet of wishing flowers

Doll: wishing flower huh? (；✿^ω^）sound like that crappy once in a lifetime wish thing for DD.

Mad hatter: hmm ~ (ㆁωㆁ✿) thank you.

Reaper: (^～^;✿)ゞeh is that a prompt that a seller told you to buy those? It's probably a scam deal. I hope you don't lost much money being scammed by others.

Bee(?): (●´u`●✿) omae, why do you have bunch of those, like a never ending supply? Aren't those supposed to be legendary class item?

MC: (◍•ᴗ•◍✿) cause many people loath me, i get more flowers to give away. (≧▽≦✿)

Doll: (￢￢✿) why would you get more flowers if someone loath you? Won't people [ wish to be loved by someone like someone important to us and get flowers] instead?

Suddenly out of nowhere a letter poof out and bouquet of sewn flowers, made of food, money and etc cover Doll.

Doll: !!??????? WHAT THE? ヘ（。□°✿）ヘ

Reaper: woah... (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;✿) That's a bunch of flowers.

Mad hatter: doll made a wish and since those people current back on his original au. Only the flowers of appreciation can be sent here.

MC: look! Look. Flowers made of candies. Probably from your niitan in your au! (●´u`●✿) also dollar bill money from rinrin too. So many type of flowers from your important love ones!

Doll:...

Mad hatter: look a letter too. If ya won't mind I shall read it--

Doll eyes quickly look at the letter that hatter is teasingly reaching out but snap out of it and snatch it from the fiend hands and run away with the flowers in the back of the huge rock and read the letter alone.

Mad hatter: how sad. I wanted to know what it say. (˘･_･˘✿)

Reaper: what happened? (• ▽ •✿;)

Bee(?): He just use his wish (￢￢✿)

Reaper: wait it's a real deal? (゜o゜;✿

Mad hatter: but of course it is. (✿｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ It also can make someone existence disappear from the face of the universe too!

Bee(?): +(`ー´✿) why most you bring that up. You son of bitch

MC, lies: (︶︹︺✿) I have no recollection what you sample off, Mr. hatter.

Bee(?): (￢￢✿) omae, you do know your a bad liar.

MC: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ sorry hanii. Are you still mad.

Mad hatter: come on don't be mad at one another for something of the past. (ㆁωㆁ✿)

Bee(?): (；⌣̀_⌣́)✿ I'm use to being the underdog of this marriage.

Mad hatter: then divor--

Bee(?): ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ✿ what if I'll divorce your existence from life, instead.

Mad hatter: (ㆁωㆁ✿) how cute. I thought you would dislike your little darling from what you been through. Why continue suffering?

Bee(?): (`ー´) and let that rabbit have them? Dream on. ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ my spouse and I are destined and married and will not be divorce even you kill me over and over again.

There's no "death do us apart here"(￣ヘ￣) I'll end everyone who try to part this marriage. ++(ʘᴗʘ) even their death is something that I won't let to happened upon them. (◉‿◉) if they die, I just have to reset the time and stop it from happening.

(；⌣̀_⌣́) I have learn how to heal them and being core fae lessen the possibility of death. If their heart shutter. We can both share one heart, so they won't ever leave me.

MC:

Reaper: (• ▽ •;✿) ...

Mad hatter: o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o well said, Lucifer incarnation.

MC: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ✿⁄)⁄ h-hanii. C-can you say it again. I wanna record it.. (＾་།＾✿) y-your so seggsy and hot when your being threatening... Ehehe. ♡(> ਊ <✿)♡ I love you so much! Ehehe.

You hug Bee(?) Who circle his arms around in possessive manner, glaring at his other version.

Bee(?): (•ˇ3ˇ•) I l-love you too. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Reaper: (@_@) ahm are you seriously into that kind of thing. (；^ω^）

Mad hatter: (●´u`●) another good work for me then.

Reaper: how is that a good work??? (• ▽ •;)

#PINK KKOMAS #kohaku Oukawa x reader

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So, I just binge-watched

The Sandman.

(Disclaimer: I have not read the source material (yet) but intend to. I'm merely talking about the TV show and what I read the stories and characters and their relationship and gender identity as)

Alright, so first things first: The first episode and intro immediately got me hooked! And that is saying something because not many shows achieve that

I'm often forcing myself to continue through them because I've heard the show's overall good or I saw gif sets of a later point and really want to get there...

But this was not at all the same here. The sandman definitely is one of the few shows that immediately grabbed my attention and held onto it tightly (so much so that I finished the whole season in one sitting... uuups) - God-tier show right there!

Next: The costume design, the overall setting and scenery, the animations and visual effects, the camera movement angles and lighting effects and just the composition and overall aesthetic of this show was magnificent!!!!

It just left me gaping at my screen because it was done so beautifully and felt so real and palpable! Good stuff and definitely 100% immersive!

(Aside from that one diner episode where my attention shortly drifted... but hey it was late and I'm currently feeling a little under the weather sooo forgive me...)

Now, on to the story. I loved the progression of it all and the continous build-up of suspense, as well as the way all episodes connected but also stood well individually, and that there was always room left to wonder and play detective trying to figure out what was going on, how the characters were related, and also what the characters true personality and goals and intentions are!

Especially the Nightmare wanting to be a dream was so nicely done, the way the viewer was told they were or had to be bad and up to no good, but then the first point of doubt occurred knowing that they were actually helping so how could they be bad?! In the same way there was one episode that really made me question whether Morpheus wasn't going to be the overall villain after all.

I really like this kind of story telling where you can't yet be sure who's really good and well-meaning and whose devious... And, speaking of which, in any way I liked, how the show made it clear that everyone had a reason for everything they did, even or especially for the bad stuff, and that they were ALL flawed and morally gray and not clearly good or evil. (Aside from Death my love and icon, who's 100% perfect and could do no wrong)

Damn I really dig that play with unclearly-cut morality so hard!!!

Then, let's go in to the individual characters and relationships.

As I already hinted at, Death my beloved, you are utterly gorgeous and have my heart!

Morpheus, the definition of broody, black-haired, blue-eyed male character my 25-year-old same as my past 14-year-old self still swoon and droll over. (OMG that deep voice!!! Please spare my ovaries!)

Johanna Constantine (or Clara Oswald? Hello is that you?) - just a female badass, spactacular, so hot and gorgeous it was not the hell fire that made me fan myself during that epsiode. And I want to be held at dagger point by her as well please!

The Fates - I couldn't have wished for better representation of these three almighty goddesses! So well done! (Nothing against Hercules, but what the fck Disney?!)

The biggest shout-out goes to Desire and Lucifer - my personal enby icons!!! Seriously, these two are non-binary to me, I have not read the source material yet and I'm only referring to the show, but please if I'm wrong let me bath in that amazing feeling of nonbinary represantation a moment longer!

They are both so beautiful and like, imagine what a power move it would be to make Lucifer enby because they're a freaking angel and angels don't abide to "human" laws anyway and as celestial primordial beings why would they adhere to a construct such as gender anyway? Yeah Lucifer is nonbinary. You can't change my mind.

Now, I don't know how to say this and hope this does read like I intend it to. You know how in most new "popular" Netflix productions they make sure to finally include queer characters and then it's basically just one or two and it feels a bit forced and like they only did it for morality points like "look here, we're now diverse and LGBTQ inclusive!" but it just feels a little off and overall lacking or stereotypical...?

With The Sandman, the queerness felt right. Just right. Natural. It was just there and belonged there and that's it. It got the same attention and note the het pairings or allusions did and wasn't shown as something special or new. It just was.

And I loved that so much. Because that's what good representation is supposed to look like. Not pointing with a neon sign at it but letting it appear normal and natural and unquestionable within the narrative. It's just there. Period. 🙏🏼🌈

Talking about pairings... Another thing I liked is how this show allows for so many pairings and ships right from the start!!!

Seriously when episode 1 rolled in I thought this was going to be an enemies to lovers arc between Morpheus and the Corinthian.

(still would read it as such and ship them...)

Then we moved over to Johanna Constantine being introduced and fuuuuuuck the chemistry between her and Morpheus was insane!!!! Being stuck in BL hell for such a long time I thought a het couple (other then Zutara and Lokane or Beefleaf (if you stretch it) ) would not do it for me ever again. But Morphanna might just have given me new kicks and writing juices for a het couple (no I have definitely not already scoured AO3 for fics for them).

Also you can easily make it a throuple if we reverse Rachel's tragic untimely passing (I'm still crying over here... That shit really hurt... ) 🌈❤️ and why not add Hob Gadling to the mix as well and it's a lovely polycule 😍👌🏼(though I personally read Morpheus and him as platonic first and then maybe later developing into romantic love (season 2?) but somehwere on the asexual and aromantic spectrum)

Also what in the ever loving fck was that??!!

I don't know if shipping them would count as incest seeing that they are siblings but holy freaking moly that was one spicy scene.... (that did definitely not give me several day dreams and WIP ideas and the urge to read fic for that ship...)

So now, how to finish this super long-ass post that somewhat escalated... Well, as you may have noticed I really was overwhelmed by this amazing show and am currently developing a new hyperfixation that hopefully won't interfere with my ongoing XueXiao and VegasPete brainrot... So yeah, let's see how it goes from here^^

I swear, I forgot a shit ton of other stuff I wanted to say and add (I mean I could write an essay alone on Lucifer and Death and Morphanna...), but let's leave it at that for now^^

Again Disclaimer: This was written with only my TV show understanding of the characters and relationships if its wildly off of canon then so be it.

#the sandman #neil gaiman #netflix #tv show review #of sorts #the sandman appreciation post #probably also lots of rambling #screaming this into the void #because I have nowhere else to scream it at #this show grabbed me hooked me and gutted me #10/10 would do it again #show so good you wish for amnesia to rewatch it again for the first time

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