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[kingsholomon]

Guys what r the brothers "beige flags"?

#obey me #If you dont know what a beige flag is i think its just a quirky trait somebody has

[kingsholomon]

Lucifer: I hereby declare that the terminology "gyatt", "W rizz", "easy peasy lemon squeasy" and "gyattmaster" are forbidden in this house.

#Obey me #tell me he wouldnt call his brothers for a word ban session #Obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer

[kingsholomon]

Is lucifer really bashing everyones dreams bc hes prideful or is it a bad case of social anxiety

#Obey me #Obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo

[kingsholomon]

Hey same Anon,

Like we live with Solomon, you are a Solomon simp, it's easy math where were you?

i assure you i do eat up any content about solomon but i dont post it LOL

#obey me solomon

[kingsholomon]

I'm pretty sure that "omg where were you" is about the fact you haven't made any obey me nightbringer posts,,, like not even during the countdown?

oh sorry I HAVENT BEEN THAT ACTIVE- plus im not going to be playing night bringer, sadly

#obey me #obey me nightbringer

[kingsholomon]

the obj 3d models look like that time that gacha creators stuck their characters heads on a person dancing and thought it was hot

#obey me

[kingsholomon]

Omg where were u

this is so ominous wdym

[kingsholomon]

kaveh and mammon are the same person

#obey me #genshin impact

[kingsholomon]

Who are your favourite genshin characters

What do you think of Alhaitham Kaveh Cyno and Tighnari quadro

Do you think Cyno's jokes are funny

I honestly dont think cyno’s jokes are BAD i think they’re quite creative LMAO they are funny bc they’re so cringe tho

the quadro? Kaveh is def my fave and i heavily believe that they read those weird celeb tabloids and act them out

My fave genshin characters? Well as ive stated before i like kaveh a bit too much and childe is a close second bc they’re so DRAMATIC

#obey me #genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh

[kingsholomon]

You mentioned Belphie, Satan, and Solomon being commentators…may we see some of the things they’ve said?

OH MY GOD NO ASK HAS EXCITED ME SO MUCH

CRACK COMMENTATORS - satan, belphie, solomon.

(also i made this on the toilet so excuse me if its full of shit badum tssss)

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Things these boys have said in their videos!!!!

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Belphie: Is this say yes to the dress or say yes to the SLUT?! IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT?!

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Satan: Listen, Ive got some experience with unplanned pregnancy— me being the pregnancy— and i would like to say— it was cozy as fuck in there bro i wanna go back.

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Belphie: *gawks at the camera* ….you mean… boobies are attached to PEOPLE?! Who have emotions and feelings and opinions of their own?! *throws his hands up in the air and holds his head franticcally* this is ludacris!

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Solomon: Listen, as someone with a partner who is the LITERAL embodiment of your horny uncle, you gotta at least shout “KOWABUNGA” ONCE when you finish up. Your partner will not talk to you for a while but i guarantee its worth it.

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Satan: Dude, if i told Lucifer that i scratched his car with THOSE? *points at salad things* Oh my lord in hell, *mouths hangs open* even IM shakin’ in me booties.

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Belphie: *fake screams* oh no! the rabid clown is comin’ for my dong!

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Solomon: You all know that I have lots of demons in my roster— but— *motions to sorcerer that treats their demons like pets* If you ever see me do this shoot me on sight.

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Satan: YEAHH!!! I WANNA FUCK MY SISTER!!!! *barks like a dog* …. *sits down* ….I just realized what I said.

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Belphie: *rolling his eyes* If you HATE women sooooooo much, then go and fuck some dude on the street. please. its for your well-being.

[kingsholomon]

I can’t find the posts with Solomon, Satan, and Belphie as crack commentators, what happened to them?

oh girl you probably have to scroll wayyyyy down for that I haven’y deleted them they’re just REALLY OLD

#maybe ill look for some for you? idk where it is tho

[kingsholomon]

Congratulations

You have my attention

Expect my blurbs in your inbox

YES!!! DONT TELL ANYONE BUT ONCE I SAW YOU I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU HEHEHEH

#obey me #genshin #dummies

[kingsholomon]

Solomon lovers are childe mains

#solomon obey me #genshin impact #childe

[kingsholomon]

okay so it was a picture of barbatos w blood on his face but i have NO IDEA where the hell i got coochie nut from

Hey.

Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"

Well I do. Why'd you do that?

WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??

I sincerely do not remember-

anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut

#LITERALLY THE PIC HAD NOTHING TO DO W IT #obey me

[kingsholomon]

OH JESUS I DID SAY THAT LMAOOOOOidontrememberwhytho

Hey.

Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"

Well I do. Why'd you do that?

WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??

I sincerely do not remember-

anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut

#obey me

[kingsholomon]

Hey.

Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"

Well I do. Why'd you do that?

WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??

I sincerely do not remember-

anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut

#I really dont recall LMAO #obey me

[kingsholomon]

Asmo is canonically stronger than beel so let me give you this:

beel only works out bc he wants to defeat his stupid little twink brother

#obey me #obey me asmo #obey me beel