took a wrong turn and ended up at the university of stray dogs, why is my physics professor beefing with our forensics PhD 馃
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who鈥檚 a better one might stand
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i鈥檓 bored who wants to have a very passionate and obsessive 48 hour love affair with me and then never speak ever again
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someone who was at the good omens screening tonight message me ALL the spoilers about maggie & nina. i鈥檓 going through withdrawals for content of two lesbians i鈥檝e never seen together before in my life
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Come use my boobs as a pillow and lay on my chest so I can play with your hair until we fall asleep
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tell me any song you know that mentions chicago. any song at all with the word chicago in it. im doing a project (<- lie)
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someone wanna come over and kiss me so passionately it feels like we鈥檙e in a love movie
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will trade kisses for a back massage
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quick before halloween is over, does anyone want to slam me in the back of their dragula?
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Look too good from behind.
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i鈥檓 gonna be such a hot fuckin milf someday who wants to breed me now so we can speed up the process
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WHICH ONE WOULD MAKE YOU THINK MAN I FUMBLED HER
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"In the depth of introspection, where thoughts navigate the vast ocean of consciousness, profound truths surface, revealing the wisdom hidden within the silence of one's soul."
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