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ambulance-mom · 2 months
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I'm bored guys send me stuff to my blogs
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squaretablehold · 2 years
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more WIPs! Cause I'm TIRED!! Who knows if I'll finish painting this, but I think it would be funny if pre-moghwyn Varré was like, middle of the road fucked up in relation to the other war surgeons, so I made ocs and headcanons to commit to the bit
left to right Rowen, Juzan, Magdelaine the surgeon general, Varré, Rosalie, Bruce, and Elle Hasselti
More info about them coming soon as I chip away at setting up this blog
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superfam · 1 year
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THE SUPERMAN STARTER READING LIST
SO – you want to read Superman comics, but you’re intimidated by the near-century of history this character has. Or, you’ve read a few comics with him, but you want to go back to the basics to understand his character and the mythology surrounding him. There are so many continuities, origin stories, and standalones – where do you start? Well…
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[Image ID: a cropped edit of the Superman ‘78 #3 variant cover by Lee Weeks, showing Lois Lane sitting on the letters of the Daily Planet globe, and Clark flying above her in his Superman costume, reaching out to take her hand. Hand-written next to them is: "THE SUPERMAN STARTER READING LIST", and hand-written in the bottom right corner is: "by MYTHIC / superfam.tumblr.com". End ID.]
This list isn’t intended to be a full, comprehensive guide to Superman’s decades of history, but a curated taster of Clark Kent in the comics medium. It aims to show you a variety of interpretations from different authors of different contexts, but with the broad goal of helping newcomers understand the heart of the character. Not every comic is able to sum up all aspects of Superman, and some could be argued to miss certain points, but each one has been selected for this list for the goal of conveying the history and breadth of his interpretations.
It’s intended to be accessible to both long-dedicated comics fans and people who are new to the DC universe, or even the medium as a whole. As such, new fans are welcome to enjoy each story as a standalone interpretation.
Please understand that this list is built from my own experience with the character, and I don’t claim it to be better or worse than any other – it’s just one way to approach his history. Essentially, I’m attempting to create the sort of list I wish I had access to when first reading Superman comics. I highly encourage the reader to form their own interpretations of each work.
With all that out of the way, please enjoy!
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[Image ID: An edit of Gary Frank's artwork from Superman: Secret Origin. A slightly battered Clark in his Superman outfit embraces Jimmy with his right arm and Lois with his left. All three are smiling. The background, which depicts a disaster scene and a defeated Lex Luthor chained to a building, is covered in a translucent blue overlay. Hand-written next to Clark is: "ORIGINS". End ID.]
SUPERMAN: SECRET ORIGIN #1-6 (2009-2010) Geoff Johns & Gary Frank
Just a couple years before the 2011 reboot of the DC Universe, a new definitive origin story was created for a Superman post-Infinite Crisis (a major event which had changed the status quo of the multiverse).
Secret Origin is only six issues long, and a great, efficient introduction to Clark Kent and Superman. It focuses on telling Clark’s origins from his own perspective, as a hero but also simply as a person. It also does a good job of setting up important supporting characters including Lois, Jimmy, Perry, and Lex.
SUPERMAN: BIRTHRIGHT #1-12 (2003-2004) Mark Waid, Leinil Francis Yu & Gerry Alanguilan
Though replaced by Secret Origin only a few years later, Birthright was written as the definitive origin story to overwrite Byrne’s 1986 reboot of the character. It was intended to bring Superman into the new century, and be more consistent with his modern interpretations. It is also influenced by the popularity of the TV series Smallville.
Birthright is longer and covers aspects of the Superman mythos in further depth, including dynamics between Clark, Lex, and the city of Metropolis, kryptonite, and Krypton in general. Due to its extended length, it also covers more on Clark’s relationship with his powers and heritage.
I highly recommend reading both modern preboot origins to experience different interpretations with different influences and intentions, even only a few years apart.
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[Image ID: An edit of Tim Sale's artwork from Superman: For All Seasons. On the right, Clark lies on his bed, looking to the left with a wistful expression and with a hand on his dog curled up next to him. The background, which is his cluttered bedroom in Smallville, is overlaid with translucent grey. Hand-written to the left of Clark is: "INTROSPECTION". End ID.]
SUPERMAN SMASHES THE KLAN #1-3 (2019) Gene Luen Yang & Gurihiru
This standalone story is set in 1946, and primarily draws upon the Golden and Silver Ages as inspiration. It’s an adaptation of an episode of The Adventures of Superman radio series, “The Clan of the Fiery Cross”, which famously dealt a major hit to the KKK’s operations in America by influencing public perceptions.
The story follows Clark as well as siblings Roberta and Tommy, two Chinese-American kids who have recently moved to the Metropolis suburbs, as they uncover and fight a local chapter of the KKK. The story explores themes of immigrant identity and self-acceptance in Clark and the kids’ narratives – it presents important concepts from Superman’s history, straight from the heart of his character, in a really effective way.
SUPERMAN: FOR ALL SEASONS #1-4 (1998) Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale
This miniseries has four issues, each corresponding to a season and narrated by an important person in Clark’s life (in order: Jonathan ‘Pa’ Kent, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Lana Lang). Tim Sale’s beautifully detailed and expressive art captures the complex emotions drawn out by having your life touched by Clark Kent, which works really well with the personal, confessional style of the narration. It’s a very intimate work.
It’s a great insight into both the triumphs and very personal struggles of Clark through the inner voices of some of the most important people in his life, and captures what makes his character work really well.
FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING (SUPERMAN (1939) ANNUAL #11) (1985) Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons
This is a single-issue annual from right before the DC universe was rebooted, and (unsurprisingly for Moore) explores some philosophical and ideological questions regarding the Man of Steel. On his ‘birthday’, Superman falls prey to an alien organism called The Black Mercy, which feeds on its victims while keeping them complacent with vivid hallucinations of their greatest desires. Clark hallucinates a still-living Krypton, which he is a part of – but perhaps not everything is perfect.
SUPERMAN: BRAINIAC (ACTION COMICS #866-870) (2008) Geoff Johns & Gary Frank
Before retelling Superman’s beginnings in Secret Origin, Johns and Frank collaborated on this story arc which massively changes the status quo, partially by reintroducing a variety of pre-Crisis concepts including the original Brainiac and the bottled city Kandor. If you liked Secret Origin, you’ll probably like this one.
As this is our first story arc rather than self-contained story, it has more references to the ongoing continuity but is still easy enough to understand without that context. This story also prominently features Kara Zor-El as Supergirl and expands on some cosmic lore and Krypton in general.
SUPERMAN: UP IN THE SKY #1-6 (2019-2020) Tom King & Andy Kubert
This is an accessible, self-contained exploration of the extent of Superman’s moral fibre, following Clark as he attempts to save a single girl who was abducted from Earth and taken into space. It’s quite abstract at points with the questions it asks about themes of compassion and commitment, which I think is conveyed particularly well in the panelling and artwork.
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[Image ID: An edit of Frank Quitely's artwork from All Star Superman. Clark in his Superman outfit is flying with his arms outstretched. The top half of his face is cut off. The background is an abstract depiction of the heart of the sun, and has been overlaid with a translucent orange. Handwritten beneath Clark is: "INTERPRETING AND RE-INTERPRETING". End ID.]
THE K-METAL FROM KRYPTON (drafted 1940, restored 2004-2011) Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster Studio
The K-Metal from Krypton is an unpublished and unfinished comic from 1940, written by Superman creator Jerry Siegel, and drafted by the studio of the other Superman creator, Joe Shuster. After being lost for decades, the story has slowly been recovered and restored by Superman fans.
Though this one is much more unconventional than the other items on the list, I think it’s extremely important to Superman’s history and generally understanding him as a character. It comes from a time when creative control of their character was being taken from Siegel and Shuster, and though it is unknown why this story was unpublished, that’s a major point of context to keep in mind.
This draft sets up the predecessor to kryptonite in the Superman comics – “K-Metal” – and also contains a scene where Clark reveals his identity to Lois, and they agree to be partners in helping others. This is a major departure from the status quo of Clark keeping his secret from Lois as she tries to uncover it, which would continue for the rest of the Golden and Silver Ages.
The restoration effort can be read online: http://theages.superman.nu/k-metal/splash.php
THE MAN OF STEEL #1-6 (1986) John Byrne & Dick Giordano
This limited series is the immediate post-Crisis origin story and reinvention of Superman. It wasn’t put in the Origins section because I think from a modern perspective it shouldn’t be an introduction to Clark, but rather something you read to understand the history of his character.
It originated major changes in the Superman mythology, some of which have become instilled in it (such as Lex Luthor and Lois Lane’s modern characterisations), and others which have been forgotten or discarded.
One major thing is the great effort this origin made to make Clark American over being Kryptonian… Byrne has expressed great distaste of portrayals of Superman which emphasise his immigrant identity, and that should be kept in mind while critically reading this work.
ALL-STAR SUPERMAN #1-12 (2005-2008) Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely
Arguably the most critically acclaimed Superman comic, this has been saved for late in the list as I believe it’s enhanced with more context of and experience with Clark. This is a series which explores the nature of storytelling and legacy, which was created with the aim of creating a timeless Superman story.
When Superman learns he will soon die, what does he reflect on? What does he change? This is heavily inspired by, and is a love letter to, Silver Age Superman.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MAN OF TOMORROW? (SUPERMAN #423 & ACTION COMICS #583) (1986) Alan Moore, Curt Swan & George Pérez
Written in the wake of Crisis on Infinite Earths, this is another story about Superman ‘dying’, and is essentially a great mediation on and send-off to the Silver Age incarnation of the character. It refers to itself as an “imaginary” story, and can be seen as one concrete ending for this version of Clark Kent and the rest of the Superman characters, in a medium with few.
It can be found in a collection with For the Man Who Has Everything.
SUPERMAN: RED AND BLUE #1-6 (2021) Various
To finish off our starter reading list, let’s move from Superman’s end to his future. This is an anthology of short stories from various authors and artists, exploring a spread of visions of the Man of Tomorrow.
I think it’s an appropriate end for this starter exploration of Clark Kent’s many interpretations! As with all anthologies, it has its ups and downs in quality, but as a whole I truly believe it captures the heart of this character.
Thank you for reading all this way. I really hope this reading list helps you delve into the character of Superman and inspires you to read further beyond what I’ve suggested here.
Most of all, I hope it helps at least some people grow to love Clark Kent as much as I have.
A PDF version of this reading list is available here.
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savingthrcw · 20 days
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@bucketofdrugs is ruining Hank's day
Lucy had been nervously clutching at her little bouquet while Overseer Jackson stepped in to discuss the exchange with her dad, happy to reunite with a friend. "So... who am I marrying?" she asked playfully, but with a hint of nervousness, and the Overseer moved aside to let her future husband come in. Oh. He was a charming looking man, now that was sure. Older than her, which raised a few questions - had he chosen to not marry? had he not been given the chance before because there was something wrong with him? He was married and divorced or widowed? - but she noted with relief that there was nothing scary or immediately displeasing about him. He was not a cannibal or full of tumors either, no matter what Norm said. She hadn't seen his butt yet, to finish refuting everything her brother had suggested. Plus, since he was handsome, it would not be difficult to do her part in repopulating America, and that was great.
So Lucy smiled, her wide, happy, friendly smile, "Hi, I'm Lucy. Do you have a name?"
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jfouler · 1 year
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things i’ve heard at school - sentence starters? do as you like
“there are no dumb questions, just the dumb people that ask them.”
“[name], no one likes you.”
"whats that really scary hour? is it three?"
“that’s so scary. i will not be able to sleep for weeks.”
“hip bones can kill people.”
“there is nothing worth celebrating right now.”
“i wanna be happy, but i can’t.”
“i will carve you like a pumpkin.”
“i was cooking pizza and thought of you.”
“i like blood. everyone likes blood.”
“i risked my life to fix it.”
“we’ll get more torture- i mean, practice, later.”
“birds don’t mess around.”
“stop this madness.”
“a pathetic old man. that’s your future.”
"kids, have you seen my glock?"
"comedy is not that different from horror."
"yes, penguins die. that's pretty sad."
"it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission."
"someone's gonna get shanked."
"it wasn't a kid. it was a grown man."
"are your parents rich?"
"i don't know how 'lit' things are today."
"at the end of the day, you can do nothing but cry."
"i have your mom's number on speed dial."
"i might be stupid, but i'm persistent."
"it smells like high school girl in here."
"oh my god, what if we domesticated bears?"
"do stupid shit safely."
"i have big calves! it's from jumproping."
"he just wants to see me suffer."
"if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, be the biggest hoe."
"you gotta microwave it, girl!"
"we've only been told the story. now we're discovering the story."
"there are a lot of connections between math and music."
"oh, just stop."
"what are you doing here? i mean, how are you doing?"
"without music? impossible. start singing."
"i'm not gonna stay home just because i can't breathe."
"i think if i were a bug, i'd be a bee."
"we have such a complicated relationship."
"good thing i only drink beer."
"i kinda, like, don't like this place anymore."
"is it okay to murder someone in a church?"
"if we all die, then we're all dead."
"there's a new smell in here."
"that's why god created spellcheck."
"you know how i feel about young people."
"what? me getting arrested by six fucking cops?"
"are you just saying that so i stop asking questions?"
"there are lots of people i wish would just be quiet."
"so, we're all dying."
"oh, so you're selfish. adds up."
"would you rather i hate you or be ambivalent towards you?"
"don't be a hero. it won't go well."
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penumbraphantasm · 6 months
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felt possessed and made a pizza tower side account on neopets. even made a couple of silly lil edits to go with their description pages.
i'm out a bunch of neopoints now but i had fun lol, look at them
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which one 🥲😂😭💀 i have a few - will this do?
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“They’re quite odd, aren’t they?” 
Abraxas is snickering when he says it. He’s just loud enough to grate - nothing new - but in what should be the quiet sanctity of the library, his tone sufficiently pulls Tom from his reading. 
His eyes lock on Abraxas across from him and flick to the ‘they’ in question. 
And, of course, it’s the Grangers. 
Since entering the magical community, Tom has learned a thing or two about their societal norms. An interesting component being that it is surprisingly challenging to be seen as ‘odd’ here. A wixen can be any number of things: lazy, stupid, poor, muggle - the list goes on, but ‘odd’ is a category used sparingly when directed towards each other. Much unlike the muggles Tom has known and grown his whole life around. 
He was always seen as odd by them - freakish - and continues to be whenever he returns to the orphanage for summer. So he doesn’t much care for the word. 
Besides, if anything, the Grangers aren't even worth gawking over and snickering about. Their worst can be summed up to anti-socialistic, codependent, and exclusionary behaviours - probably a trauma response from the war. They clearly have no interest in playing house with their dormmates or the rest of the school, so why bother?
They are sitting beneath the second-story stair landing where the elves have managed to shove one last table. It’s one of the more tucked away and private places on this level — a place Tom would not consider and will not consider; he needs to be visible, available — and they’ve claimed it like it’s never belonged to anyone else. Like it was placed there just for them. Their ease of acclimation to Hogwarts as a whole has certainly raised some eyebrows, yet still, he isn’t concerned. 
He had also known Hogwarts was his home the moment he had stepped foot in it, after all. He is not so foolish as to believe himself an outlier.
Hermione Granger’s hands are waving wildly, turning in circles and gesturing in a vague sphere-like shape. She’s talking aloud - not that Tom, or anyone else, can hear it - and doesn’t seem to like what she’s saying, given the harsh line between her brows. Ronald Granger is sitting in front of her and starts shaking his head. He says something and reaches across the table to take her wrists — expands them — the sphere becomes an oval.
Harry Granger sits beside them pensive, with his head down and reading carefully from a book in his hands. He starts to turn the page but pauses; he frowns and looks up.
He looks right at Tom.
Granger blinks once, slowly. He mouths something, but it’s not directed towards Tom because his siblings turn to look at him. It only lasts a moment before they suddenly turn around to stare at Tom as well, their eyes wide and alarmed. 
Tom watches on as Harry Granger slouches - maybe sighs? He shakes his head and palms his face in something like dismay. It doesn't take a legilimens to read his lips now—
“You are both such idiots.” He says.
The corner of Tom’s lips curl. It’s possibly a smile. He’ll never call it that out loud.
“Very,” he finally replies to Abraxas.
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fcdcdmcmories · 7 months
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open starter for @walstarterblog!
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"OH, DAMN. YOU LOOK ALMOST AS MISERABLE AS ME AND.. THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING," parker had a way with people . a way with people that allowed him to connect to them , to make them feel at ease around him , almost as if they .. could trust him. which was something that had , in no doubt , served him very well in his past job , but .. right now , he was attempting to be different . better . to make some ... actual friends and not just people that were important for a purpose . that wasn't who he was anymore . "tell you what - sit down, keep me some company and the drinks are on me . completely . got some money to spend and .. well , why not ?"
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americanedpsycho · 1 month
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starter call based on this?
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bwoahtastic · 2 years
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More A/B/O - Omegaverse starters
Made another of these a while ago (found here) and decided to give it another shot.
Feel free to reblog and use, but do not repost here or outside of tumblr!
"Betas shouldn't be able to get pregnant" "Well, here we are anyways."
"The scar on my neck? My Mate broke our bond and left me."
"You're even more obnoxious in your wolf form!"
"We can't have you in our Pack anymore."
"Can you please join my nest?"
"I would happily be the father/mother to your pups."
"Stupid Alphas with their stupid fights for dominance."
"Present for your Alpha..."
"Stop your hissing, I know you're happy to see me."
"No one has ever touched me there..."
"I never wanted to have pups, but I love our little one so damn much."
"You reek of sex. Where did you sneak off to, little Omega?"
"I shouldn't say this, but whenever [Pack Alpha] growls, I slick up so much."
"If I win this fight, you're Omegas will be mine."
"I surely can't be pregnant!" "You are literally in labour as we speak!"
"You are not related to them by blood" "I don't care if they don't share my genes, they are my pups!"
"I have never belonged to a Pack before, I don't know what is expected of me."
"I'll have you know that I won my regional nesting competition 5 years in a row!"
"I'm scared of my Heat." "Don't be, I'll take care of you."
"Who left slick all over the couch again?!"
"This Pack would fall apart without its Betas."
"How can they be Pack when they don't speak the same language?" "Rumbles and purrs are universal."
"I can't believe Omega auctions still exist..."
"They are feral!" "They just like to bite people, it's fine."
"I don't want to be owned, I want to be free..."
"Did you see [Pack Alpha] rock the pups to sleep?"
"My Mate passed away. It's just me and the pups now."
"They Mated someone else! I thought I had a chance..."
"It hurts so much, feeling the Mating Mark fade..."
"Your scent glands are all swollen, who neglected you like this?"
"I would be a better Pack Alpha!"
"I think [Alpha] might be going into Rut. I woke up to them humping my leg."
"I don't belong to a Mate, I belong to the Pack"
"I found this pup outside and I'm keeping them."
"I would like to have 1 day in which no one cries in this Pack."
"Did you hear about the Alpha who got knocked up?"
"Your Pack despises me."
"Your Mate doesn't treat you right!"
"Omegas nest together, Alphas just pile up on the sofa and growl a bit."
"Alphas are allowed to cry too, you know..."
"We broke up, my Alpha realised he was only into other Alphas."
"Our last Pack didn't approve of [Omega/Omega, Alpha/Alpha, etc] Mates."
"Have you ever been with 2 [Alphas/Betas/Omegas] at the same time?"
"You are wearing my Alpha's sweater!"
"I love Alpha wrestling as much as the next person, but you really hurt my neck this time."
"I have 3 pups in my belly, excuse me for not being fast!"
"There is slick all over your thighs, love."
"They sure don't look like an [Alpha/Omega/Beta]."
"You cheated on me? With them?!"
"I have always been alone through my Heat. I will manage to get through it again."
"I didn't get the job, because of my status."
"Welcome to the Omega shelter, are you alone or do you have pups with you?"
"I honestly have lost count of how many pups we have in the Pack."
"P-please scent me, I don't want to smell like them, I want to smell like you..."
"Did you meet up with that [Alpha/Beta/Omega] from [Dating app]?"
"I feel ugly." "Darling, you are the most beautiful [Alpha/Beta/Omega] in this room."
"My bump is really starting to show now!"
"You're so small, Omega, I can just carry you around."
"I thought I would have to raise my pups alone. But seeing you with them today, made me realise they had 2 parents all along."
"Your Alpha punched my Alpha first!"
"We had such a great night together, and now I won't ever see them again."
"Wait! Your knot is too big-"
"There was an Omega being threatened and hurt, so I took them home to the Pack."
"Young Alphas should always want to be Pack Alpha." "I don't. I am happy to serve my Pack Alpha."
"Maybe this wasn't the right place and time to knot you..."
"Who scratched up [Alpha's] back so much?" "I might have gotten a little possessive last night."
"I have nothing. No Mate, no pups, no Pack..."
"Silly Alpha thinks they are in charge? How wrong you are..."
"No wrestling in the nest!"
"What happened last night and who did you get Mated to?"
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aetherstorms · 1 year
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Random Prompts From Inside My Head
"I know we've never spoken before, but I wanted to say hello."
"You can believe whatever you want, but we still exist under the same sky."
"What are you so afraid of?"
"Why aren't you afraid?"
"When you stop being an asshole, you can be really nice."
"You should do that more often."
"If you weren't such a jerk, maybe you'd have more friends."
"You're the kindest person I know."
"You're the worst person I know."
"Sometimes all it takes is believing in someone."
"Why won't you believe in me?"
"Let's go this way."
"I knew we shouldn't have gone this way."
"Well, that's pretty gross."
"Did you make this?"
"I want to grow up to be like you one day."
"You're an inspiration."
"That was a great example of what not to do."
"Are you alright?"
"This will work."
"Well that didn't work."
"That actually worked!"
"Don't put words in my mouth."
"Don't lie to me."
"I know you're there."
"I can't believe you did this."
"Trust me."
"I trusted you."
"I trust you."
"You suck."
"This blows."
"You look ridiculous."
"Is it supposed to do that?"
"What did you blow up this time?"
"Sorry. Didn't see you there."
"You always matter."
"It doesn't matter."
"Please don't do this."
"Don't leave me."
"I don't want you to go."
"I've never loved anyone before."
"I've never loved anyone like I love you."
"I'll never love again."
"So this is it?"
"I'll always care about you."
"You're not alone."
"You don't have to be alone."
"It's okay to be scared."
"You don't need to be scared."
"I'll protect you."
"I'll protect all of us."
"I know you'll keep us safe."
"I can't believe you."
"I don't believe you."
"I believe you."
"Do you love me?"
"You know I love you, right?"
"You mean everything to me."
"I know you said you didn't want a pet, but..."
"I know you said you didn't want kids, but..."
"I never wanted this."
"I didn't ask for this."
"Stop being so serious."
"Why can't you just be serious?"
"I won't make that mistake again."
"This was a mistake."
"This is beautiful, isn't it?"
"You're beautiful."
"That's beautiful."
"Was that you I heard?"
"You're sure handy to have around."
"Thank you for being a part of my life."
"I'm so glad I know you."
"Thank you for everything."
"Explosions make everything better."
"They're coming!"
"We need to run!"
"I need to ask a favor."
"So about that favor..."
"You owe me."
"I owe you."
"Did you see that?"
"What was that?"
"I see what you did there."
"Are you sure about this?"
"I'm not sure about this."
"I guess this is goodbye."
"I don't want to say goodbye."
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spookierz · 8 months
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honestly i think if someone came up to me & asked me “whats your one quick trick for being happy in life” i’d tell them to become a fan of garfield
because when there’s something you like or something your a fan of & you see it going about your day to day life it instantly makes your day so much better you know?? if you lovveeeee snails & u see a snail ur day will be amazing even if some parts of it where shit because you saw a snail
& if you see garfield in your day to day life ur life will be so much better because ur seeing something you love you know? & seeing something you love makes you happy. & i think the real magic of garfield is how he is *everywhere,* but only if your looking for him. hes just prevalent enough that hes around every corner but hes not spilling out the edges in a way that gets on ur nerves like some other mainstream things. like its actually really really easy to find garfield in ur day to day life- show’s constantly reference him, hes a household name, he’s stuck to the inside of car windows. hes easy as hell to find if you look & when you find him your gonna be happy
hes also just really easy to love. hes stupid & mean but he’s relatable, its easy to project a part of yourself you may not like without feeling any shame. everyone is a little slothful & everyone hates mondays, but you cant get mad at garfield for that because he’s a blameless cat whos just doing what cats do. hes flawed so no one looks at him & feels an expectation to be more like him, no one looks at garfield & feels guilt because they arent following in his footsteps, but no one looks at garfield & feels shame because they relate to him too much. if you relate to garfield, you get a good chuckle. if you dont relate to garfield, you dont exist.
so yeah basically being a fan of garfield gives you a basically infinite source of joy bc even if you aren’t actively directly consuming the insane amount of content he has you still get dopamine boosts from having him in ur surroundings plus garfield is a blameless & relatable character that’s difficult to dislike but he still feels (& is!) human & real & solid so i think hes pretty great & he definitely makes me happy
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bassettmemes · 1 year
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EMAILS I CAN'T SEND FWD ↳ starters from sabrina carpenter's eics deluxe tracks.
opposite —
oh, so you do have a type and it's not me
oh, so you can reply, just to not me
if you wanted brown eyes, i could have got contacts
she looks nothing like me
should i be trying to take it as a compliment?
she looks nothing like me, so why do you look so happy?
you were holding out to find the opposite
even if i tried to change, you'd end up with her anyway
does she say nothing so you feel good?
does she step out the spotlight so you bathe in it?
does she get up on top of you more than I would?
does she just love the picture cause you're painting it?
when you said i'm beautiful, was i just being lied to?
feather —
i feel so much lighter like a feather with you off my mind
floatin through the memories, like, whatever
you're a waste of time
your signals are mixed, you act like a bitch
you fit every stereotype, "send a pic"
i feel so much lighter like a feather with you out my life
it feels so good not caring where you are tonight
it feels so good not pretending to like the wine you like
i'm so sorry for your loss
you miss me? no duh
lonesome —
if i fall in love with all my problems will they leave me, too?
maybe i believed in all your lies because i believed in you
why were you somewhere else when you were next to me?
did you think about her face with your hands around my waist?
did you even give a fuck?
you can't spell "lonesome" without "me"
there's no hope in misery
tell me i was more than a decent opportunity
will you tell me anything i wanna hear to control how you're perceived?
isn't it kind of strange how it all changed?
i wasn't the one they wanted you to love
things i wish you said —
baby, sorry i left you in the dark
i always reach for your leg over there on your side of the car
baby, everything reminds me of you
nobody gets my jokes, everyone here thinks I'm fuckin' rude
when I saw you cry, i didn't handle it well
without you here, I don't know what to do with myself
i saw you met somebody and I'm jealous as hell
i can't even stomach loving somebody else
i think about these things at night before I fall asleep
i'm sorry that I pulled the "it's not you, it's me"
one day, i'll make sure you get a real apology
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vxctorx · 5 months
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The Talented Mr. Ripley Sentence Starters
feel free to change the pronouns
"If I could just go back. If I could rub everything out… starting with myself."
"To my ear, jazz is just noise. Just an insolent noise."
"I can tell you, the _______ name opens a lot of doors."
"I have so much luggage, and you’re so, um, streamlined. It’s, you know, humiliating."
"We’re partners in disguise."
"Hello. Uh, well, I knew you…so I suppose you must have known me."
"I’ve been looking all over for you. Where’ve you been hiding?"
"Did you suddenly forget where I lived?"
"I’m despicable, but I love you."
"Everybody should have one talent. What’s yours?"
"Nobody should have more than one talent."
"It’s too much! You’re making all the hairs on my neck stand up."
"I’m never going back."
"To actually hire somebody to come all the way here to drag me back home– Got to be a little insane, hasn’t he?"
"Call him, if you can find a telephone that works, and tell him wild horses wouldn’t drag me back to him."
"Boats are female. Everyone knows you can’t call a boat after a man."
"I can’t write and I can’t spell. It’s the privilege of a first-class education."
"Now that you’re a double agent and we’re gonna string my dad along, what if we were to buy a car with your expense money?"
"You’re breaking my ribs!"
"I love the fact that you brought Shakespeare with you but no clothes."
"Anyway, just wear some of my stuff. Wear anything you want. Most of it’s ancient."
"Without the glasses, you’re not even ugly. I don’t need them because I never read."
"It means we’ve never shared a bath, and I’m cold. Can I get in?"
"Stop telling me what an incredible time you’re having."
"He wants me to reassure him that you’re going to be home by Thanksgiving."
"You’ve got to get a new jacket. Really. You must be sick of wearing the same clothes."
"I love how responsible you are. My dad should make you chief accountant or something. Or when I take over, which is never, I will."
"Oh, God, don’t you want to fuck every woman you see just once?"
"Would you get undressed in your own room?"
"I was just fooling around. Don’t say anything. I was just fooling around."
"You, uh, stay at _______’s house, you eat _______’s food, you wear his clothes, and his father picks up the tab."
"The thing with _______ ... It’s like the sun shines on you, and it’s glorious. And then he forgets you and it’s very, very cold."
"When you have his attention, you feel like you’re the only person in the world. That’s why everybody loves him."
"How can it take an hour to find an ambulance?!"
"I don’t know why people say this country is civilized. It isn’t. It’s fucking primitive!"
"You don’t have to clean up! Really!"
"You’ve been so good to me. You’re the brother I never had. I’m the brother you never had. I would do anything for you."
"She came to me for help. She needed money. I didn’t help her."
"I’m not going to say anything, to the police or anybody. It’s a secret between us, and I’ll keep it."
"You could hardly expect this to go on forever."
"You said it yourself. It’s my dad’s money you’re spending."
"I’m suddenly quite happy to be going back."
"Do you even like jazz, or was that for my benefit?"
"I’ve gotten to like everything about the way you live. It’s one big love affair."
"I figured-Now, just for argument’s sake, say I got a place. Or say we split the rent on a house."
"Yesterday, you’re ogling girls on the terrace. Today you’re getting married?! That’s absurd!"
"You love me. You’re not marrying me."
"I don’t love you."
"To be honest, I’m a little relieved you’re going. I think we’ve seen enough of each other for a while."
"You can be a leech! You know that! And it’s boring. You can be quite boring!"
"The funny thing is, I’m not pretending to be somebody else, and you are. I’ve been absolutely honest with you about my feelings, But you-"
"First of all, I know there’s something. That evening, when we played chess, for instance, it was obvious."
"Oh, sure. No, no! It’s too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no. We’re brothers! "
"You follow your cock around like a-And now you’re getting married! No, I’m bewildered. Forgive me."
"Who are you? Some third-class mooch? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me! Who are you to tell me anything!"
"Actually, I really, really do not want to be on this boat with you. I can’t move without you moving."
"I’m gonna kill you! Kill you! You’re dead!"
"There’s a side to him when our heads are on the pillow, I know no one else sees, that’s so tender."
"The truth is that if you’ve had money your entire life, either you despise it, or you’re only truly comfortable around other people who have it and despise it."
"I look at you and I see her face. And I can’t- No matter what I’m feeling towards you–"
"But will you meet me tomorrow? Just to say goodbye properly, you know, in the daylight, so it’s not just this. You should always save pain for daylight."
"Last time you didn’t know your ass from your elbow. Now you’re giving me directions. That’s not fair. You probably do know your ass from your elbow."
"I won’t count on you anymore. Whatever it is you’ve done or haven’t done, you’ve broken my heart. That’s one thing I know you’re guilty of."
"You’re much more like the son my father wanted."
"I realize you can change the people, change the scenery, but you can’t change your own rotten self."
"I’m haunted by everything I’ve done and can’t undo."
"I’m delighted, contrary to rumor, that you’re still in one piece."
"By the way, officially there are no Italian homosexuals. Makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient."
"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn’t it, in your head. You never meet anybody who thinks they’re a bad person."
"Don’t you just take the past and put it in a room in the basement, and lock the door and never go in there? And then you meet someone special, and all you want to do is toss them the key. Say “Open up. Step inside.” But you can’t. Because it’s dark, and there are demons."
"I keep wanting to do that. Fling the door open. Just let the light in, clean everything out."
What a waste of lives and opportunities. I’d pay that fellow $ 100 right now to shut up!"
"You know, people always say that you can’t choose your parents, but you can’t choose your children."
"I loved you. You may as well know. I loved you. Maybe it’s grotesque of me to say this now, so just write it on a piece of paper or something, and put it in your wallet for a rainy day."
"When you see where you live from a distance, it’s like a dream, isn’t it?"
"You know, seeing you again, I–I’ve thought about you, so much."
"I’m gonna be stuck in the basement, aren’t I? That’s my... Terrible…and alone…and dark. And I’ve lied…about who I am…and where I am. Now no one will ever find me."
"I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody, than a real nobody."
"You’re not a nobody. That’s the last thing you are."
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lunarharp · 1 year
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happy scriblings & playing games (VERY LIGHT new zelda spoilers btw i guess lol)
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escapingyeast · 5 days
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I succeeded making a sourdough starter. It is alive still. I don’t know what I’m doing. I have no experience making bread. I have an oven but no bread tin. If anyone sees this please help.
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