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self-love-tournament · 7 months

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Call for Submissions: The Self-Love Tournament 🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Be it alternate universes or freak transporter accidents, a witch's curse or timeline shenanigans, one thing that's fascinated scifi and geek fan culture for ages, especially on this hellsite, has been the prospect of meeting yourself.

And also.

What if you then did the dirty.

To honor this glorious tradition, I'm assembling a tournament that pairs the sexiest of tumblrmen with themselves, and then pits them against each other. We'll determine, once and for all, the selfcest champion.

Automatically included are some of the greats (and my personal favorites). Feel free to include them in submissions so I can curate lists of aliases/start collecting propaganda

The Onceler (from The Lorax movie)

Loki (from Marvel/the Loki tv show)

Ice King (from Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake)

Kira Nerys (from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Dave Strider (from Homestuck)

The Doctor (from Doctor Who)

Sans (from Undertale)

England (from Hetalia)

Submissions

I'll try to prioritize characters with more submissions or more impassioned propaganda, so keep that in mind when submitting

+ Ground Rules:

I reserve the right to exclude any characters or fandoms from the bracket (to be fair, the most hated usually get voted off quickly anyway). For example, I decided to exclude a MCYT character, as their player is not comfortable with certain fandom behavior, and there's significant overlap between the character and creator. I'm not here to shame you, but I don't want to amplify something that sexually objectifies a real person beyond their stated boundaries.

Feel free to vote on whatever criteria you see fit! I try to prioritize iconic ✨ examples, ones that have had large impacts on Tumblr history, and any personal blorbos 💖

(NEW 9/20) I did say whatever criteria, but I do feel like I should address hate-voting. I'm not going to forbid it, but I ask that you consider if you really do hate the character/fandom that much. For example, Oncelercest isn't my cup of tea by any means, but man.... you gotta hand it to him.....

I love passionate (and even sometimes violent) propaganda, but do NOT bully anyone or send targeted threats. If it's getting nasty out there, I might use my judgement to adjust this rule, but I hope I won't have to.

Please feel free to spread this submission list! Tagging some of my inspirations: @ao3topshipsbracket @who-do-i-know-this-man @stop-spreading-this-poll @masked-character-competition @bestadaptationtournament @ultimate-anime-tournament @unlikely-adversaries-bracket @top-fictional-unhinged-women @mosthomoeroticenemies @bestfictionaldivorce @controversial-blorbo-bracket @tournament-winners-tournament @the-most-character-i-ever-saw :)

From my end, I really appreciated how @controversial-blorbo-bracket ran their tournament, so I'll try to follow their lead: be open and transparent, give people who are writing propaganda the benefit of the doubt where possible, and try to take passionate takes in stride.

(NEW 9/24) Constructive crit or feedback in good faith is appreciated! I want to make this a space for celebration of fandom

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toxicsludgeyaoi · 2 months

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Toxic Sludge Yuri - Homestuck Preliminaries: Vrisrezi Vs Aravris Vs Jasproserose

[Vote for whichever ship you like more. The two ships with more votes will move onto the bracket.]

Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Vrisrezi propaganda

"Vriska blinded Terezi and in revenge Terezi half blinded Vriska and blew her arm off. Vriska is the main toxic one, conaidering she is generally just an awful person, but Terezi feeds into it a lot. They are simultaneously horrible for eachother and tye best for eachother. They deserve eachother."

Aravris propaganda

"they hate eachother, like actually try and kill eachother. Its homoerotic though. I love girls who kill eachother"

Jasproserose propaganda

"This is Dirkhal for women. Imagine you are Rose Lalonde. You play some stupid world ending game. You get to bring something to life. You combine your childhood cat who you loved so much and never showed it and a fucked up doll. Three years later, the same thing happens to you. Not you, but a dead version of yourself. Then, out of love, your cat/doll/ghost thing touches her. This combines them. Now there's Jasprose. It's you, a dead you, your cat, Jaspers, and a doll. She's honest. You're never honest. She's like you, but because of the cat thing, drops the act of being smart and better than everyone. She loves you, she loves women, she loves indulgence. You do not allow yourself to love these, not as much as she does. You look down on her for being you, for exposing you. She just loves you. You hate her. It's great!!"

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kanai-ward-census · 6 months

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Makoyuma propaganda

"RAGHHH MAKOYUMA SWEEP!!! MAKOYUMA #1!!!!! MAKOYUMA NATION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Mmm yummy selfcest cannibalism"

"They had a gay anime fight and Makoto offered to bathe with Yuma... pretty sus!!!"

"it's about self hate it's about self love it's about martyrdom and mind games it's about the inherent eroticism of swordfighting to the death it's about the identity angst and self sacrifice and the symbolism of looking at the "what if" path you might've taken if things had been different. makoto saved yuma from drowning and upon yuma waking up the first thing he did was flash his bare naked skinny ass and then invite him to join his bath. fruity behavior. it took yuma's efforts to get makoto to finally break down and ask someone for help. they tried to kill each other but got better. through it all they ultimately want the same thing: happiness for everyone. then they agree to work on that together. isn't that beautiful? isn't it?"

Image propaganda:

Submitted by ME. I DID THIS

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#raincode #master detective archives: rain code #mdarc #raincode tournament #tumblr tournament #poll tournament #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi #selfcest #makoyuma #makoto x yuma #propaganda

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toxichomestucktournament · 6 months

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Toxic Homestuck Tournament

Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man.

Proproganda for both under cut.

Dirkhal: I love Lil Hal. And Dirk is also Lil Hal. So. Cool!!!!

Johncal: I mean John beat the shit out of Caliborn on screen that one time.

This wasn't proproganda but I feel it should be included, "They WOULD try to kill each other daily, and not in the vaguely romantic way or a Naruto style rivaley, I mean that they'd actively want the other maimed"

#toxic homestuck ship tournament #a poll #tw selfcest #<- ? just in case #they rhyme :D #dirkhal #dirkar #lil hal #lil hal strider #hal strider #dirk strider #johncal #caljohn #caliborn #john egbert #caliborn x john #john x caliborn #some real toxic yaoi on this one folks

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myfaveisfuckable · 6 months

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Who is more likely to do the deed with their doppelganger?

Winter king:

1. Literally said he thought about kissing an alternate version of himself!! Also the whole musical number he does for him...kinda fruity

2. He literally says hes thought about kissing his own alternate au self also hes voiced by brian david gilbert

3. Ok ok ok the episode he’s in aired JUST LAST WEEK and there’s already so much selfcest it’s insane. In the episode he sings a whole song to his au self and then the cat says “KISS EACH OTHER” to them and he literally says “don’t think it hasn’t occurred to me!” Fucking canonically he would fuck his clone. He’s such an asshole I’m obsessed <3 considering he literally JUST popped up I don’t expect him to get in but. it’s literally canon

Mirror!Kira:

1. so in star trek there is a mirror universe with all the same characters from the regular universe but like mostly evil and bisexual (it was the 90's, I'm just happy to get more bi characters in general(there are also non-evil bisexuals in the series so I forgive the bad trope, also evil bisexuals are sexy and I'm weak)). anyway prime!kira ends up in the mirror universe accidentally and meets her mirrorverse counterpart who is an evil dictator. mirror!kira immediately starts flirting with prime!kira and is so horny and stupid about it, she wants to fuck herself so bad it makes her look stupid

anyway i think it's safe to say yeah she would fuck her clone

2. canonically would (but prime Kira isn't down to clown)

#poll #tournament

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dowhatteverer · 1 year

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@diamond-punk0963

Alright, @diamond-punk0963 here we go, A lot of them (well, most of them if not all) are ironqrow or extremely angst filled, So be wary of that.

Two Trucks Having Sex and James Takes a Massive L and Feels Bad About It by Bigfloppafeelsclean are basically comfort fics to me. Please don't judge me too hard on the first one the selfcest is actually kind of platonic and sweet!

I'm just a man but I'll stand like an army by Supernatural Phoenix for all your neurodivergent Ironwood needs.

Ok, HEAVY trigger warnings for discussions and depictions of eating disorders in Force it Down, I love it but man do you need to be careful with this one.

To Bicker or Not to Bicker, by Masculine_Man_Lover, This one's a little older but it's one of my favorites for one simple reason: James accidentally spills tacco sauce all over himself and smears it all over his face.

Four Vytle Tournaments James and Qrow spent with Each Other and One Normal Day by Storyteller4444 is really good. There's some porn in there I normally like to skip past but it's cute and angsty and funny in all the best ways.

The list could be longer, but these are all the ones I keep coming back to when I need some James love in my life.

#james ironwood

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kiudiscord · 10 months

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Kid Icarus Ship Tournament!

10 ships are set to duke it out for title of, uh… most… something pairing ever! This post serves as a directory and explains why certain ships were excluded.

This post will be reblogged and updated as the tournament progresses with new links!

We are currently on Round 1, Part 2

FAQS

Pit/Viridi 🆚 Dark Pit/Viridi

Pit/Phosphora 🆚 Cherubot/Pit

Dark Pit/Hot Topic 🆚 Magnus/Gaol

Megaman/Pit 🆚 Pit/No One

Palutena/Medusa 🆚 Palutena/Bayonetta

Pit/Hot Spring 🆚 Dark Pit/Phosphora

Eggplant/Tempura 🆚 Pit/Stairs

Thanatos/Hades 🆚 Pandora/Hades

Aurum/Pyrrhon 🆚 Cragalanche

Pyrrhon/Arlon 🆚 Pyrrhon/Hades

“why were ships like: pit/palutena, pitcest, mag/pit, etc, etc not included?” any ship that’s adult/minor or borderline incest (pitcest, even if it’s technically selfcest, is frequently portrayed as quasi-twincest and is just iffy all around) didn’t make the cut

“but why did pit/phoshphora? isn’t it adult/minor?”

word of god states that phosphora is roughly 16-17

“but isn’t pit/viridi a huge gap?” i’ve personally never read piridi as anything serious/it’s harmless and a five year age gap between younger kids isn’t anything super dicey; kids are gonna do stuff like that

#kid icarus #pit #dark pit #palutena #viridi #phosphora

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bihansthot · 4 years

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Ok, so I know I was supposed to write another Sub-Zero Bros smut ask, but I decided to rewrite my cryomancer ( OG Sub-Zero & Sub-Zero x Frost) threesome as a filthy self indulgence AF OG Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot x F!Reader threesome instead. I am a thirty, thirsty thot and I’m not even the least bit shameful or remorseful about it either, this thing is utterly catered to me and utterly filthy. So, hopeful you guys will enjoy this glimpse into my messed up world. Basic set up is the reader makes a deal with Kronika and let’s just say she gets more than she bargained for.

As usual it will be up on AO3 with more detailed tags and warnings, but this one is a little dubcon-y at first and a little rougher and filthier than even I usually write. Like my Sub-Zero Bros stuff it’s OG Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot sharing the reader, there’s no selfcest in this.

I’m also closing in on finishing up my asks, so please feel free to send more my way, and please send ideas for concubines part two, I feel like I’m running out of getting creative with sex, so any help is desperately appreciated.

Your lungs burn from exertion as you jump over another discarded body, you hadn’t meant for it to be this way. Things had gotten out of hand far too quickly, the control you thought you had was stripped away in an instant. Your blood runs cold as you hear cruel laughter seeming to come from every direction as you desperately race through the stone courtyard. You were running toward the main chamber or the Lin Kuei complex, the building had been like a second home to you once, but it was so long ago you weren’t even sure the layout was the same. You had to make it to the Grandmaster’s throne room, you had to reach Kuai Liang and plead for his aid, he was the only one left that could help you, everyone else lay dead, either ripped into pieces or frozen and shattered, the sight of which left you on edge.

In your haste you realize you’ve made a wrong turn, your feet haven’t carried you towards the Grandmaster’s throne room at all, muscle memory has brought you to an oh so familiar room. You skid to a halt as you find yourself inside Bi-Han, your now deceased lover’s room; your heart clenches as fond memories bubble to the surface. You can’t remember the last time you had been here; it was eerie how much it had remained the same. You knew how much Kuai Liang had looked up to his older brother, so rather than repurpose the room it was almost like it was a shrine dedicated to his memory. You were so caught up in the blissful nostalgia, thoughts of when your life was happy you don’t even realize the shadows had caught up to you. They ooze out of the walls surrounding you entirely, you scream and thrash wildly, trying to free yourself from their grasp, but you couldn’t fight them off. You didn’t stand a chance against the horror your former lover had become or his shadowy minions. The fight is over before it even begins as they bind you tightly in coarse ropes that feel like it’s slicing into your wrists, the shadow clones heft you up and pull you away from Bi-Han’s room, back down the corridor, heading towards the middle of the complex.

You struggle futilely against the shadows as they drag your bound body through the temple complex, your stomach churning and retching at the sights and smells of the endless bodies littering every hallway. “What have I done,” you mutter to yourself, horrified by the grotesque scene before you. Finally, the shadows leave you to kneel at the feet of your former lover, if you could even call him that. Noob Saibot was incapable of such emotions. He stands next the Grandmaster’s throne, even in the dim torch light you could make out the other body. Relief suddenly courses through your body, it was his younger brother Kuai Liang, you finally had hope that you would be safe.

You hadn’t always had the best relationship with Kuai Liang, particularly after Bi-Han was slain in the first tournament, at first you hated him for claiming that he was Sub-Zero. It wasn’t out of honor and respect for his brother - you are convinced of that - just the misplaced dreams of a silly younger brother trying to finally be the one getting recognition. Despite never really seeing eye to eye on that, you had made your peace with him when Kuai Liang had vowed to take care of you after Bi-Han’s death. You know the younger cryomancer is a righteous, honor bound man that will protect you from the corrupted shadow of his brother.

You open your mouth to call out to Kuai Liang, but before you even get a sound out your hopes shatter alongside with Kuai Liang’s frozen body as the wraith casually shoves him forward and takes his place, sitting like he belongs there; in the Grandmaster’s throne. You bite down on your lip to suppress your shriek, horrified at what you are forced to witness. You fix your gaze at the wraith’s pointed sabatons. “Y-you wanted to see me master?” you ask calmly and submissively, disgusted with yourself as your survival and self-preservation instincts kick in. You desperately try to force down your tears and bile, along with the growing concern as to why Kuai Liang, like the bodies littering the temple; was frozen solid. You desperately pray to the Elder Gods that Noob Saibot didn’t ally with that sadistic bitch Frost. You know you’re likely to survive this encounter with just Noob Saibot if you behave but Frost has hated you for “stealing” Bi-Han from her for ages. She wouldn’t be so kind.

“There you are qīn. You have been awfully difficult to get a hold of,” Noob Saibot rasps as he rises from his throne to stalk you, treating you like bound and chained prey instead of his former lover. “I thought I had broken you ages ago. It didn’t even occur to me that you were the one who had me wrapped around your finger. You played the role of devoted little slut so well; I should have never trusted you to stay willingly.” He circles you a few time, the cold metal of his gauntleted hands biting into your skin as he caresses your face; before settling back into the throne to address you further.

“There was no trust in our relationship Noob, you manipulated and abused me! Terror was the only thing that kept me by your side! No one but you would think I or anyone would be with you willingly! I-it was different when you were still alive, you were different, I would have stayed with Bi-Han willingly no matter what he did, but not with the twisted, corrupt wraith he’s become!” Your temper gets the best of you as you sneer at your captor testing the restraints, but you are quick to cease your movements as the ropes cut painfully into your skin.

“Is that so?” the wraith muses, pretending to consider your words for a moment. “Isn’t this exactly what you had wanted, exactly what you bargained with her for?” he leans forward in the throne, inhuman eyes narrowing at you. “Oh wait, there’s someone missing isn’t there? It wasn’t just me you wished for was it, how could I have forgotten?” his raspy voice mocks you, the smug satisfaction of knowing something you didn’t evident in his voice.

“Wh-what are you talking about? You weren’t part of that deal at all, only he…” you fall silent as you hear an eerily familiar chuckle.

“Really? This is the pathetic bitch I go soft for?” the third speaks, disgust oozing from his voice as heavy footfalls echo in the Grandmaster’s chambers, the temperature plummeting in his wake.

You wince in pain as the cryomancer grabs your hair in a painful grip, hating yourself for trembling as the temperature continues to noticeably drop. “Bi-Han? Is it really you? You’ve been dead for years!” you exclaim in shock, kneeling there as you feel a glimmer of hope starting to rise. She had been true to her word, Bi-Han, your Polar Bear; was alive again, relief starts to flicker through you, Noob Saibot was no match for Sub-Zero, you were sure of it. You turn your head as best you can to look at Bi-Han, he looks younger than you remember. You pause for a moment, the pathetic bitch I goes soft for you repeat to yourself as the words suddenly hit you like a punch to your gut, this wasn’t your Bi-Han, this was Sub-Zero before you had met him.

“Surprise.” He grins at you, his normal cock-sure grin was there but his ethereal ice blue eyes betrayed a look that was far more sinister. Sub-Zero looks you over coldly, studying you for the first time, one of his cold hands grabs roughly at your chest, squeezing the supple flesh, as if assessing you. He wrenches your head back painfully “I don’t really see how you would be the one I gave up everything for, but I mean it’s hard to argue when future me is right there telling me you are. I guess if my older self can’t beat discipline into, I guess I’ll have to fuck it into you.”

Those words shoot straight to your core and try as you might you fail to contain your wanton moan; it had been so long since you had been with the cryomancer. Your body misses him as much as your heart does and it was evident to both of them as you shiver again, but not from cold, “Y-you wouldn’t dare. You’re not a monster like he is,” you glare at the wraith.

“I’m not a monster, I’m Sub-Zero, I make monsters cower before me.” he growls, baring his teeth at you. The cryomancer easily hoists you up by your hair and drags you over to the throne before confidently adding “I’m going to enjoy making you scream.”

Your eyes widen in shock at Sub-Zero’s threat and feel a pang of shame as undeniable arousal begins to pool in your lower belly. “You can’t possibly be ok with this Noob! I thought I was yours, right? Do something!” You try to reason with your former master, panic rising in your voice as you realized how powerless against the original Sub-Zero you truly were.

A cruel smile graces Noob Saibot’s face, “Ok with this? I’m the one who orchestrated this. What better way to finally eradicate any hope you’d have left than watching the man you loved so dearly destroy you right in front of my eyes. You will learn your place, one way or another.” he rises ominously from the throne and makes his way over to the two of you.

Sub-Zero’s smirk grew darker. “Oh, don’t worry, qīn,” he mocks you by utilizing the term of endearment he would eventually come to call you. “You’ll thank us when we’re done,” he says coldly as he effortlessly rips the clothes from your body. Frigid fingers easily finding your entrance, shoving two thick fingers deep inside as another cold, cruel laugh from the cryomancer echoes in the stone chamber. “You’re soaking wet, you lying little whore.”

Your face flushes in anger and embarrassment. “D-don’t flatter yourself Sub-Zero,” you begin before you’re cut off by your own moan. You melt into him eagerly, enjoying the nostalgic feeling of freezing fingers in your hot, wet cunt more than you’ll ever admit.

Bi-Han twists his fingers as he easily finds your sweet spot stroking it hard and fast, curling his fingers again and again until another cry is forced from your bruised lips. “You will address me as Grandmaster, you ill-mannered bitch,” he growled, as he thrusts his fingers into you harder. “Noob hold her up for me,” he commands, the way you’re bound making it nearly impossible to support yourself.

“Was I really always so demanding?” the shadowmancer chuckles as he replaces Bi-Han’s painful grip with his own. He breathes heavily in your ear, “Don’t think Bi-Han is the only one who’s going to fuck you, I’ve been waiting very patiently for a very long time. I am a little jealous though qīn, I don’t think you’ve ever made that noise for me before.”

You can suppress your shiver at the delicious promise whispered in your ear, you bite down on your lip trying to silence another cry of pleasure. “Coward.” you snarl.

“Now, now qīn, that’s no way to treat your Grandmasters.” Bi-Han chastises patronizingly as he pulls his sinful fingers from your dripping cunt and moves to unbuckle the belts crisscrossing his hard torso, before unclasping the closures of his tight-fitting uniform. The cryomancer makes a show of shrugging out of his top, revealing his burly, flawless body.

You out right moan at the sight, letting your eyes rake hungrily over his bulging pecs and rock-hard abs, you pause when you reach his strong, toned biceps, easily your favorite part of him above his waist; every bit of his body was just as beautiful as you remember. Sub-Zero smirks as he catches you blatantly gawking at him, “not even bothering to try and hide it anymore huh?” His hands toy with the waistband of his pants, pushing it down tantalizingly, giving you just a peak at the well-groomed patch of hair before finally shedding his pants, standing proudly before you, making your mouth water, the cryomancer takes Noob Saibot’s place on the throne as he grabs you roughly by your hips and slams you down onto his frosty cock.

Tears prick at your eyes at the sudden intrusion, as the cryomancer forces himself inside you, Bi-Han was too big, stretching you past your limits. You try desperately not to give him the satisfaction of screaming as he chills you from the inside out, forcing your teeth to chatter quietly. You’re torn between the delicious sensation of the cryomancer’s dick filling your tight hole so deeply and the burn and discomfort of him entering you so roughly.

“Now that is a good look on you qīn,” Noob Saibot muses as he gazes lustfully at you, his former lover; on full display. Your tits bouncing freely from the ferocity of his younger self pulling you down on his thick cock repeatedly, causing you to arch your back and jerk your hips with each thrust.

You feel flush, as you’re reduced to a panting mess, screwing your eyes shut as Bi-Han keeps up his relentless pace, growling as he pulls you up and down, driving his cock deeper and deeper into your wet heat. You keen as Noob Saibot begins to manhandle your breasts, dragging his clawed talons across your sensitive nipples. Smirking sadistically as he pinches one between his talons, twisting it cruelly delighting in your high-pitched wail, before releasing it to take his cock in hand and as he strokes it in time with Sub-Zero’s powerful thrusts.

“Shit.” Bi-Han curses as your pussy tightens and pulses around him almost painfully, causing him to dig his blunt fingernails into your hips, and buck harder up into your delicious heat. “I’m starting to understand her appeal,” he groans out, cold breath making you shiver harder in his grasp.

You can no longer contain your whimpers and moans as your body started to tremble, you’re so caught up in the feeling of his cold cock filling you with each thrust, you’re close, just a little more. Suddenly you’re empty, you cry out in frustration before the noise becomes caught in your throat, twisting into a broken sob as Bi-Han forces himself into your tight ass.

“Can’t have you finishing so quickly. Where’s the fun in that?” Bi-Han growls in your ear before biting down hard on your ear lobe. The cryomancer gives you a moment to adjust to the intrusion, more for himself than your consideration; waiting until your tight walls ease up around his hard cock.

The tears you had been trying so hard to not let fall finally gave way, “Noob, please, please do something. Help me please. You loved me once.” You beg, in between sobs, feeling like you were making a deal with the devil himself as your voice cracks. The burn and sting of Sub-Zero forcing himself inside your unprepared ass was too overwhelming, making you feel like you can’t breathe properly, as you desperately try to pull in panicked gulps of air.

“Love? I’m incapable of love. Aw my poor, stupid little qīn, now you finally ask for my help? Don’t worry,” he pauses to cup your face in mock affection, “I’ll help you.” Noob Saibot’s face turns darker as he enters your dripping cunt in one swift thrust.

You bite your lip until blood oozes from it, but you can’t stifle your pleasurable scream as both the cryomancer and shadowmancer fill you to the brim. It weas unlike anything you had ever experienced before, even though Noob Saibot had enjoyed you with his clone in the past, you can’t compare it to the freezing flesh and blood of Sub-Zero. It was almost like some beautiful, cruel fantasy, you’re finally reunited with him after all these years only to be at his and Noob Saibot’s mercy.

Bi-Han rocks his hips tentatively, the action sends a jolt of pain and pleasure up your spine, you can’t fight them any longer, you don’t want to fight them anymore. All you want now is to be by Sub-Zero’s side forever, and if that means being by Noob Saibot’s side too you decide it’s worth it, you need the cryomancer like you need air. You moan loudly and squirm in the cryomancer’s lap, desperately squeezing around them both, giving into the pleasure entirely, loving the feeling of both Bi-Hans cramming their enormous lengths so deep inside you.

Noob Saibot groans with satisfaction as he revels in your tight wetness, you feel all the tighter around him thanks to the cryomancer. He can’t resist his urge to steal a quick kiss from you, briefly betraying his lingering affection. He fucks you patiently, with deep slow strokes driving you crazy as he pulls out entirely, only to press his thick cock into your velveteen heat once more, brushing against your sweet spot with deliberate precision.

“Ah, ha nghh N-Noob,” you can’t stop yourself from moaning his name as you feel your orgasm building up again, your arousal dripping beneath you onto the cryomancer’s lap. Your hips bucking in rhythm, rocking yourself against Sub-Zero’s frigid cock, causing you moan even louder, completely blissed out by the overly full sensation and the drastic temperature contrast. Both men are cold, but not even death could compare to the chill of Sub-Zero.

“Grandmaster,” Bi-Han corrects you as he thrusts up into your tight ass, timing his movements so that he was filling your ass as his older self withdraws from your soaking pussy. The cryomancer growls and throws his head back, mesmerized by your ability to take both of their cocks so well, like you were made just for them.

The rhythm created by both Bi-Hans fucking you so deeply makes it impossible for you to resist any longer. “Ah! Ah! Grandmasters! Please! Nnng fuck! Just let me cum already!” you beg, any resistance you had left was long gone as you willingly surrender yourself to them.

Noob Saibot ceases his thrusting as he looks pensively at his younger self, “Hmm I don’t know Sub-Zero, do you think she’s learned her lesson?”

Bi-Han licks a lazy stripe up the side of your neck, goosebumps breaking out in its wake before he gives your breasts a rough squeeze, “she doesn’t sound very sincere to me.”

You’re panicking now, you’re so close, you need to cum, you whine in frustration as tears begin to well up again. “Please Grandmasters. Please let me cum! I promise I’ll be good! I won’t ever question either of you again. I won’t ever leave either of you! Please. Please. Please!” each cry becoming more desperate as you wriggle in Bi-Han’s lap, panting and sobbing with frustration. Trying in vain to fuck yourself on their cocks, to gain some friction, any friction, the pressure building up inside you too great to tolerate any longer.

“You better not make me regret this,” Noob Saibot says sternly as he resumes thrusting into your sopping cunt. “If you ever cross me again, I won’t be this kind next time. I will end you,” he groans, as your greedy cunt pulls him in deeper, walls fluttering around him, forcing him to drive his aching cock deeper and harder inside you.

“Ah! Grandmasters!” you shriek as the pressure finally bursts, your entire body shakes from the force of your orgasm, back bowing, toes curling as indescribable pleasure courses through your body as you cum hard around both of their cocks. You’re left at their mercy, head fuzzy with satisfaction, eyes unable to open all the way, all you can do is continue you to cry out and whimper as they continue to fuck you through your release.

Noob Saibot’s thrusting doesn’t let up just because you had finished. His pace quickens as he seeks his own completion, reveling in every over sensitive cry and twitch of your body as your pussy continues to clamp down on his thrusting cock. He lets out a guttural cry as his grip on your hips tightens forcing his length painfully deep inside you before emptying himself with in your quivering wetness.

You moan as you’re filled with his thick pulses of cum, suddenly aware of how much you had missed the sensation. You tighten even more around him, desperate to keep him inside you as your cunt milks every drop of cum from the wraith’s cock.

Bi-Han frowns and waits patiently for his older self to finish and pull out before continuing to thrust up into your tight heat. His cold arm sneaks around your waist, icy fingers teasing your clit with featherlight touches soon giving way to rubbing tight, fast circles in time with his thrusts.

You jerk as soon as you feel his calloused fingers on you, his name tumbling from your lips, “Ah! It-it’s too soon! Please Grandmaster! Have mercy!” You beg as the cryomancer’s cold fingers refuse to slow down causing you to thrash wildly in his lap, your ass squeezing him tighter. You pant harshly, breath coming out in clouds of condensed air, trembling in his grasp as the shadowmancer looks on, Noob Saibot sports a smug look of satisfaction and he watches his younger self pushing you well past your limits.

The cryomancer just chuckles at your distress, loving the way every movement of his fingers forces you to tighten around his cock. “The Lin Kuei never show mercy,” he purrs, his thrusts becoming more animalistic with your erratic movements.

Every thrust of his hips and stroke of his fingers driving you mad with pleasure; it’s so intense you feel like you’re about to pass out. You choke as your air supply is cut off by the cryomancer’s other icy hand, as he continues to use you for his own enjoyment, his pace cruel and unrelenting, driving you to hysterics as fresh tears begin to fall. You feel like you’re drowning in the best way possible as Sub-Zero forces you to a peak more intense than the first, your scream dies in your throat as you convulse around his hard length. Stars dance before your eyes as your body shudders, your consciousness starts to fade as you continue to choke and gurgle riding out your orgasm. Eventually he finally allows you to breathe again, you bark and wheeze trying to pull air back into your burning lungs.

Sub-Zero doesn’t even allow you to finish catching your breath before unceremoniously shoving you off of his lap and on to the floor at his feet. He grips your hair tightly again craning your head up until your tear stained face was level with his cock. “Since you’re finally behaving, I’ll give you a reward.”

You cough a bit before mewling as you open your mouth wide, eagerly awaiting your treat, too far gone to care anymore, the only thing on your mind was how much you wanted swallow every drop of cum the cryomancer was willing to give you.

Bi-Han groans as his hand drags over his dripping cock, stroking it firmly and twisting his hand at the tip. It doesn’t take long before he growls and grips your hair to the point you’re visibly in pain as he paints your face snow white with his violent eruption.

You gasp and sputter as you lick your lips, trying desperately to get a taste of your Grandmaster, whining in disappointment because didn’t finish entirely in your mouth. Frantically you lick at your cheeks, and chin, unable to get enough to satisfy you, your lips quiver with dissatisfaction before settling into a pout.

“Fuck,” Bi-Han breathes as he releases his grip on your abused hair, “I get it now,” he chuckles. He gives you a smug grin before petting your hair condescendingly, “you’re such a good little slut when you want to be aren’t you? Aw, don’t give me that face. I promise next time you can choke on my cum all you want.”

The cryomancer’s grin only grows as he graciously scoops a glob off your cheek before pressing it into your eager mouth, you hum with satisfaction. Your warm tongue slides over the cold digits, sucking fervently on them, making sure you leave no trace of Sub-Zero’s cum behind.

Noob Saibot starts untying you, “there’s no need to leave you all tied up is there? You’ll be a good girl for us from now on, won’t you?” his deep voice rasps.

You just nod wearily, “Yes, thank you Grandmasters. I would never do anything to disappoint either of you again. I belong to you both, I always have, I always will. I don’t know why it took me so long to realize it. Forgive me?” you give them both an awkward, unhinged smile as you clean the rest of the mess off your face, greedily lapping up every drop clinging to your fingers. It was still hard to believe you finally had Sub-Zero back. Even if the deal with Kronika hadn’t worked out exactly how you planned, and you ended up with Noob Saibot too, in the end it was better this way. Taking the titans deal was the best decision you’ve ever made. After all, two Bi-Hans are so much better than one.

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RTX RWBY Day 3 Panel Summary

Same panel as Day 1- RWBY Girls, Miles, Kerry, Gray and Paula.

Gray has begun specifically identifying that he voices Torchwick in Chibi only.

Kerry tells everyone in advance that this is just the same panel as Friday. Even though Kerry specifically said on Friday that this was meant to be streamed, the Mixer crew again cut to black for episode 14 of Chibi. I’m beginning to hope they don’t come back for RTX 2019 or that they don’t handle the London streams.

Super Evil Cinder from the dream in episode 14 uses the same expression as Blake had in Teenage Faunus Ninja Catgirl.

Chibi has two panels today. The second one is based on more technical stuff, while the first is more of a “fun Q&A.”

Same news as Friday and Saturday- Fathom screening on October 25th, CFVY book, Rock Band, Manga anthology release dates and announcement of Shonen Jump adaptation.

During the news, someone in the Mixer comment section asked where Monty was. I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry so I just said “... should we tell him?”

Gray confirms that RWBY will be in the CFVY book.

In a shocking display of confidence from the Mixer team, we actually were allowed to see the Rock Band commerical and the Amity Arena trailer.

They don’t have new announcements for Cross Tag but they insist it was a good experience. A player using Ruby and Gordeau actually won a tournament at Evo during the weekend.

Adam trailer aired again and the stream was cut. At least this time when they cut the stream, they waited until Kerry was finished speaking. Kerry repeated that it would be up in two weeks.

M&K took a week off after volume 5 wrapped and then got balls deep in volume 6. Kerry came back in “a new man.”

Kerry specifically highlights pacing as a thing that’s improved so much thanks to the new system for writing.

Connor (the android sent by Cyberlife) Pickens (now I can’t make that joke anymore damnit) was promoted to co-director. Kerry says “If you like a scene, assume it’s him.”

An actual kid dressed as Link asked: Is there gonna be a kid character? We’ve seen baby versions of RWB, Ren and Nora. Also Miles confirms a kid character in Volume 6. Barbara ruined it by saying Yang got herself pregnant (and when I say ruined I mean I was actually shocked that Barbara said that when a kid asked the question like god barb time and a place Jesus).

Favorite ships and what does your character ship? WE WERE SO CLOSE, ONE MORE PANEL AND WE’D HAVE MADE IT. Lindsay- Nuts and Dolts, Kara- White Knight, Miles- Abstains since he’s a writer. Kerry- Neptune and Zwei, just hanging out. Barbara- Bumblebee and selfcest. Arryn- Bumblebee, Seamonkeys and Black Sun(!). Gray- Roman and his hat.

How do you find the time to get the cast who live out of Austin to record? For the most part, if they live out of Austin they record over Skype or another software. It’s better to have them there, but it’s not a deal-breaker. They still do the same amount of takes, it’s just that they’re not there. Arryn records in Sunset Studios.

Vibrating Arm Man from last year is back. He asked for a hi five with his toy Yang arm.

How have the technical improvements changed the writing? Miles: We don’t have shadow characters anymore. A lot of the tech improvements are just quality of life improvements for the tech crew. Kerry and Miles are confident in the team and have faith in them to make the scripts work. They don’t think it’s improved the writing.

Favorite weapon, VAs can’t chose their own. Velvet’s Camera (Kara), Neptune’s trident (Arryn), Nora’s Hammer (Barbara), Gambol Shroud (Miles), Reese’s skateboard (Lindsay), Gunchucks (gray), Coco’s purse (Paula), Ember Celica (Kerry).

What goes through your head when you kill a character? Kerry’s not sure if he’s ever written a death scene without tearing up. He sometimes wonders if the first person to read it cried. They try to make sure it feels like a just, emotionally satisfying death. When writing Chorus for RVB, Miles had to go for a walk after writing Doyle’s death.

Does Tai have weapons? Kerry: Have you seen his weapons? Miles says he does, we just haven’t seen them yet. (RIP the “Tai fights bare-knuckle” headcanon)

Looking back, any episodes or scenes you regret? “OH GOD YES.” Hindsight is 20/20. Miles looks back on Volume 1 and how the episodes were broken up with a lot of regret, particularly the Jaune arc. There’s a lot of things they would change going back. Lindsay would love to go back and re-record Volume 1 (beware the squeak).

If you could have a crossover episode with RWBY and another RT product, what would it be? Camp Camp, Strangerhood.

Mixer strikes one last time and cuts the gang off mid-goodbye. The true villain of Volume 6, ladies and gents. Mixer giveth and Mixer taketh in equal measure.

And that’s it. Three days of panels. There’s still two Chibi panels so if good info is there I’ll cover them as well (I’m going to a BBQ so I’ll likely miss them). Thanks for joining me, and to all the (many, many) new followers, I hope you stick around.

#rwby #rtx 2018 #rtx austin #rtx #lindsay jones #kara eberle #arryn zech #barbara dunkelman #miles luna #kerry shawcross #gray haddock #paula decanini #rwby chibi #nuts and dolts #bumblebee #black sun #seamonkeys #taiyang xiao long

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self-love-tournament · 7 months

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Update + Sample Poll

I'm Alive ✨✨✨✨✨✨Turns out visiting 3 countries in 10 days really takes it outta you lol

Currently finalizing submissions and putting a bracket together. All the submissions were a delight to read. Thank you all for sharing your thoughts!

Sample Poll below the cut:

If you see something off, please submit an ask. I want to be responsive to y'all's concerns :)

Self-Love Tournament, Round [Test]:

Anonymous (Anon, Nonny) from Tumblr vs You (me, us, Nobody special) From Your Imagination

This poll is a celebration of fan imagination and fan communities. There may be issues with these ships. Please do not take their inclusion as an endorsement. The only submissions I've consciously excluded have been those that objectify real people in a way they could be affected by.

(pretend there's a read more break here)

Round [Test] Propaganda/Fun Facts:

[A]

[B]

#the poll runner speaks #not a poll #poll management #- selfcest poll -#- fandom 1 -#- fandom 2 -#- ship name -#- alias name -

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Ok! The Dark Tournament saga was what confused me on the issue, due to You'll seemingly addressing Shuichi and saying that he was 'freed', when before he acted like it was one soul. I like both interpretations of it and have a minor preference towards 2 would theory. However the image of Youko forgetting he is now in a human body and temporarily going back to his their personality in public is too funny to ignore.

Hahah, it’s understandable! I also went from “so it’s one soul” to “ok, maybe it’s like a Yu Gi Oh thing and Youko is a different soul”, but since Kurama always speaks of his time as a youko as personal experiences, and then with how the last arc of the anime went, I wound up solidly in the “just one soul, however that was managed” camp.

So yeah! The appeal to me is pretty much that it makes all of Kurama’s character development depend solely on his own experiences vs having a human soul inadvertently influencing that, and it makes sense when he slips into more demonic attitudes (e.g. the cold determination in the Amanuma situation and his methods of vengeance).

The more self-indulgent “but what if he acted more fox like (even though what we’ve seen of Youko doesn’t indicate he has any lingering animal behaviors)” brings me life, too.

I do have to admit I have a soft spot for “two different souls” just because I’m trash and have a huge soft spot for Kurama/Youko selfcest.

Also! To those using filtering apps for tumblr who don’t want to see these type of text posts, please feel free to blacklist “All Text”!

#All Text #Kurama #Youko Kurama #Shuuichi Minamino #YYH #Yu Yu Hakusho #Speculation

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myfaveisfuckable · 7 months

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Who is more likely to do the deed with their doppelganger?

Winter king:

1. Literally said he thought about kissing an alternate version of himself!! Also the whole musical number he does for him...kinda fruity

2. He literally says hes thought about kissing his own alternate au self also hes voiced by brian david gilbert

Eda:

1. SHE would fuck her clone! #feminism

but fr tho she totally would and you know it

2. the only thing stopping her from making a magic cline n fucking her is the show's tv rating

#poll #tournament

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toxichomestucktournament · 7 months

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okay so this PROBABLY exists already butttttttt

Toxic Homestuck Ships Tournament

You like homestuck? You like toxic ships? Wow, I wonder what the most popular ship that ticks both those boxes. That's this. That's what this is.

Some rules:

Don't be a dick. I'll push you down the stairs.

Only two ships per two characters. Ex BroGrandpa, BroJake, DirkJake. Only two of those will be allowed. If there are more than two, there will be a poll to decide what ones. Lil Hal and sprites will be counted as their own people. (this mayyy or may not be to prevent having it being just stridercest)

And yeah, incest is allowed. Incest, age gaps, selfcest, whatever. This is homestuck. Any ship is allowed as long as they have a good claim to being toxic.

Rairpairs are allowed too!! They never talk in canon but you just KNOW they'd be bad for each other? yeah!!!

No Hiveswap or HS^2. No crossovers.

I'm going to say I'm closing submissions October 6th, but that could change if there are very few or a lot of submissions. (how many toxic ships can homestuck have? a lot, probably)

Toxic Homosuck Bracket (google.com)

#homestuck #toxic homestuck ship tournament #poll #ship poll #not a poll #toxic ships #proship safe

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self-love-tournament · 7 months

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CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS, TAKE TWO

Hi all! If you follow these tags, you may be interested in the selfcest tournament! Please share the post below to help get the word out! We'd love to have a bit more submissions before we begin the tournament:)

thank you to ao3's comprehensive tagging system and filtering for letting me know all the ship names seen here. altho tbh I could have guessed most of them lol

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