#science joke

[refalthefairest]

Not a single bond nor a double bond but a secret third thing (one and a half)

#how proud you get when you make an original science joke #Dm me if you got it #resonance #organic chemistry #chemistry #nerdy joke #nerd humor #science #science joke

[badsciencejokes]

35 days until Valentines Day so here's today's science pickupline . From the astronomy section of that pickup line book I wrote in 2016 lol. (Definitely want to update that) ((pickup lines for ALKYNES of scientists ))

Don't forget to comment your favorite science or educational pickup line! I'd love to hear them!

#badsciencejokes #science #science joke #bad science jokes #science jokes #bsj #funny #pickup line #pickup lines #pickup lines for alkynes of scientists

[niakyoya]

Nobody: Nobody: My brain after a tiring work day:

#beyblade shitpost #beyblade #beyblade x #chromosome #science joke

[enthusispastic]

Every time I see a fossil of Spriggina, I flip it off. The early worm gets the bird from me.

#paleontology #paleoblr #science joke #spriggina #i actually love spriggina but the joke was worth the slander

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

What's a fanfic writer's favorite element?

Gold. Because they sure do love AUs.

#Don't know if this joke already exists I thought about this month ago #humor #Joke #how do i tag #Science joke #Science jokes #a rare original post

[bionicbabe0101]

Me: (sees that mole interest is trending)

Me: It’s about time! Honestly, I think tumblr is behind on this one, I mean why wasn’t ‘mole’ trending on 6.02.23?? Am I right, folks?

Me: (looks closer) Oh. OH. Never mind…

#science #science joke #mole interest #this corner of the internet is weird #not complaining

[richo1915]

We cross live now to Australia for the 2024 Solar Eclipse…..

#humour #science joke #science #astronomy #relativity #solar eclipse #as seen from the southern hemisphere

[odva-vuhlkansu]

An astronomy joke about the doppler effect, specifically blueshift.

#vulcan #vulcan calligraphy #star trek #vulcan language #vuhlkansu #vulcans #vanu tanaf kitaun #science jokes #science joke #doppler effect #blueshift #blue shift #physics #when you move towards an object it appears more blue #but you'd have to be going way faster than sound #neeeooowwww #physics jokes #astronomy jokes

[asoulwithadream]

pirate queen elizabeth swann was the external force to my law of inertia

#science joke #gay joke #gay awakening #potc #elizabeth swann #please someone get the joke

[thelastgherkin]

LEGACY Core Shockwave

Take a look at my small Shockwave – no pressure.

More like this:

Siege Leader Class Shockwave

Combiner Wars Legends Class Shockwave

Combiner Wars Bruticus

#Transformers #Legacy #Shockwave #Bruticus #science joke

[crystallinecryptid]

Someone remove my solvent I have to concentrate

#science joke #idk

[xx-d34d-h4v3n-xx]

my gender is like quantum mechanics because I’m simultaniously a boy and a girl until you look at me, and I’m either or.

#science joke #math joke #gender joke #gender #Haven's thought of the day

[badsciencejokes]

Its 38 days until Valentine's Day so I'm going to be posting pickup lines for you to use on that QT3.14 in your science class over the next month. Get ready to blush ☺️

Be sure to follow on Instagram @bad_science_jokes

#badsciencejokes #science #science jokes #jokes for alkynes of scientists #pickup line #science joke #bad science jokes #funny #bsj #lol

[diagnosed-anxiety-disorder]

What do you call bisexual water?

…. bipolar

@fridaywashere <- their fault

#this stemmed from a your mom joke #joke #science joke #chemistry joke #chem lab shit

[kinsey3furry300]

#science joke

[sessa23]

#science joke #science #humor #credit to the original creator