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one-time-i-dreamt 9 months
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I came up with the perfect pickup line鈥hat would only work on a shark.
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badsciencejokes 3 months
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From Hooke's law, the spring constant can be calculated by multiplying the restoring force (F) and the displacement (x), making its SI unit is newton per meter (N/m)
Send this to your crush if you dare. 馃
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fearlessfuma 1 year
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hey girl are you a seat warmer cause when i accidentally turn you on i get scared
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ocuious 4 months
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tally hall related pickup line:
Oh, so you like tally hall?
...Then give me your tally balls
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ok but that last one馃敟
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hexspace 9 months
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damn girl are you https
cuz i'm :// without you
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t0nguesandblacklungs 9 months
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My ideal weight is you on top of me
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astro-can 1 year
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cha cha real smooth
taehyun: beomgyu hyung, can you turn the lights on?
beomgyu: i don't need to. you're the only light i need in my life *winks*
taehyun: i--
yeonjun: WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE
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popculturecardseh 3 months
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Drew this for a friend the other day 馃槶
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hankyumi 11 months
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are you a keystone fragment because i wanna go everywhere with you <3 馃槝馃槝 (jeb rizz)
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veryferaldistributions 5 months
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Why did I read this in Tina鈥檚 voice? 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Hey would you say I look like an owl? 'Cause you keep me up all night and make my head spin!
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badsciencejokes 3 months
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35 days until Valentines Day so here's today's science pickupline . From the astronomy section of that pickup line book I wrote in 2016 lol. (Definitely want to update that) ((pickup lines for ALKYNES of scientists ))
Don't forget to comment your favorite science or educational pickup line! I'd love to hear them!
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bi-krama-dick-ya 9 months
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me and the guys i didnt actually pull but i do daydream about living a lavish life with in some far off semi arctic island which is basically the same thing
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barely-gettin-bi 1 year
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babygirl are you country roads? cause i want you to take me home
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lauraluvbi 1 month
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girl, are you an indie earthbound inspired rpg?
because you're so quirky 馃槏
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