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Genuinely cursed idea for a fic:

if they are susceptible to human bloodborne illnesses, we probably lost most elder vampires in the AIDS crisis leaving an entire generation of new vampires lost and without role models.

Given how most queer folks seem to love monsters as metaphor for thier experiences, I could see this working in an only lovers left alive sort of way.

#vampires #elder queers #Vampires #only lovers left alive #Queer fics #fandiction #Fic idea #writing prompt

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"Organic vaccine free blood? Listen here Mr Sparkles, I was a vampire from the 1400's in Italy thought to civil war New Orleans, do you know the shit we had to go through? The levels of debauched medically improbable human fuck-ups I’ve eaten? I ate fucking Casanova and let me tell you, I could taste everywhere he’d been, and you’re compilating about a few microplastics? He had mercury coming out of his fucking eyes! Asshole, make sure all your prey are fully vaxed and practicing safe sex, or you'll drink syphilis blood like everyone else did back in the day and have no choice but to like it! And stop eating the damn vegans: you left one that wasn’t fully drained on my doorstep like a damn cat, and now it’s a vampire with anxiety and severe anaemia. It's got an eating disorder! Funking hell, and I thought the Anne Rice generation of depressed goth vampires were bad for trying to invent menthol-tabaco flavoured blood."

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

#shitpost #humor #vamires #vampire #anne rice #the twilight saga #twilight saga

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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Ah, Prauge.

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one (1) summer coat snowfox! they are not a fan of the warm weather....

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you post so many pieces like this, but your newest is the latest in the line of your vaschete art that rewrites my brain in the best possible way. I struggle a lot with shame and self loathing and neuroticism in general, and seeing in every expressive bit of gesture how much Vasco just... *sits* with Machete and loves him *while* he's upset. Loves the upset version of him and will be there loving him until he's ready to be calm and open again! this sounds hyperbolic but it literally makes it easier for me to love myself and be patient with myself when my nastier inner voices are really active. so thank you for your gay catholic dogs they are sincerely improving my life.

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I feel like all this squishable machete art is actually just you gearing up to beat us with sad depressing lore art. Like rearing up to wail on a piñata…

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Them: "You better not be playing cunty french medeieval or early modern music when i get home!" Me:

#shitpost #humor #medieval #medieval music #into the winds #Youtube

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#carmen merianda's ghost #filk music #i'm drunk as fuck #retro futurism #Youtube

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.