Nemesis: kills that really sad spider lady who was also a victim of enslavement and colonialism
Tarak: "omg!!!! 🤩🤩 that was so impressive and amazing and rad!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 you're so badass and cool!! like omg wow bestie you rock 😍😍😍😍
Nemesis:
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"Wake up, father. I sense a disturbance in the backyard."
But seriously, this little snugbug is what, almost a year old, and she has the early spider-sense awareness down already? She is going to be quite the hero once she gets older, like in the comics.
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So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.
Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:
Mama, ooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:
Until Aziraphale says:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
He sure did!
Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me
Of course you are, bud.
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo Figaro
History jokes!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲
And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)
Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄
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laudna pulled up her gown, got the girls out and messed with her hair and imogen lost her shit, not blaming her tho, would 100% do the same
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Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!
Now that that’s established:
Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?
(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)
Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf
Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.
And Ranpo believes this for years.
Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”
Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:
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