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daceydeath · 9 days

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Cigarettes and Cliches (Part 8)

Pairing: Felix x Reader Word Count: 4.7 Genre: Collage AU, Slow Burn Romance Warnings: 18+, Minors DNI, Swearing, Explicit Activities, Alcohol

He was the most impractical guy for you to be interested in, the incredibly handsome cliché bad boy who collected girls like trophies. As hard as you wanted to hate him his persistence and hidden softer side just could be your undoing.

Managing to sneak into your shared apartment unnoticed you saw that both Seungmin and Jeongin's shoes were just abandoned in the entryway making you think they must have been at least more than tipsy when they got home the night before and from the lack of noise as you crept down the hallway it looked like they had not yet surfaced which helped you to relax and return to your room to quickly shower and change your clothes. By the time you had reemerged from your room and settled on the couch with a cup of coffee you could hear the sounds of bumping furniture and groans coming from one of the bedrooms which from the cursing that followed you recognized as Jeongin.

"Morning sunshine" you teased as his fluffy haired frowning face came around the corner into the kitchen, eyes scrunched up to protect him from the light.

"M’ning" he groaned, barely able to focus on you and he bumped straight into the cupboard he was trying to open to get a glass.

"How hard did you guys go last night?" you laughed silently getting up to help him get water and painkillers in his rather useless state “looks like it was a big one”.

"Seung and Minho had a drinking contest so he was fuuucked and I was playing beer pong and lost.... a lot" he smiled weakly taking the water and pills from you.

"I'll take some water and painkillers into Seung then and check he is still alive" you nodded knowing that they would have been so messy last night that they probably just passed out once they got into bed not noticing that you weren't home.

Taking a bottle of water into Seungmin's room you noticed he was still totally dressed from the night before and just laying on his front so you left the packet of tablets and the water on the bed side table and put your hand on his back to make sure he was in fact still breathing.

"Not dead, just wanna be" Seung's very croaky voice came from somewhere under his hood and bed head hair.

"Just checking, there's something to help" you smiled, patting his head and walking back out to the lounge room. Your phone chimed so you fished it out of your pocket to see who was texting you, only to hear more loud swearing from the kitchen as Jeongin spilled his coffee all over the counter and began wiping it up begrudgingly making you giggle again. Stepping around him you helped him pour another cup.

When can I see you again baby? I already miss you.

You read the message and grinned at the butterflies that were now filling your stomach, and were starting to make you feel a little giddy. Felix always knew how to make you feel like a silly little school girl without any effort at all.

"What are you smiling at?" Jeongin asked, screwing his eyes up as he walked into the brighter side of the room clutching the coffee in his hands tightly.

"Just funny memes" you lied easily knowing he was too hungover to challenge you anyway.

"Oh you free tonight?" He blurted suddenly louder than you expected as the thought popped into his head.

"Yes.... why?" you blinked recovering from the jump scare he had just unintentionally delivered to your system.

"Dinner, all of us, tonight" he looked up at the ceiling like he was trying to remember all the facts he needed to tell you. "So like us, Chan, Changbin and Han, maybe the whore club at 8 but I forget where".

"I can do dinner but maybe give me Chan's number so I can text him for the details" you chuckled slightly at how much Jeongin was struggling to function "Then go back to bed Innie I'll order us food for lunch that you can eat when you wake up again".

"Thank you, you are the fucking best you know that? Plus hot you're also hot" he mumbled giving you his unlocked phone and shuffling back to his bedroom. You opened his contacts scrolling through until you found Chan's number then added it to your phone, also copying out Changbin's and Han's contacts in case Chan was in the same position that Innie was in.

“When did the agreement between you and Seung to tell me I look hot or cute or whatever happen?” you asked in confusion, after his retreating figure but he totally ignored you disappearing into the darkness of his room.

Are you and the guys coming to dinner tonight?

You quickly texted to Felix before composing a text that didn't seem too random or confusing to Chan, in case he too was as under the weather as your two roommates. His reply came back pretty quickly giving you the details and being amazed that you had actually even spoken to either of your severely hungover friends.

The thing at Chan’s? Yeah we're going. We will have to sneak off so I can kiss you again baby

The images that your mind created of the two of you sneaking off had a flush creeping across your cheeks and down your neck as you read Felix’s reply. You would have to make sure that if you could sneak away you would and then it hit you that if you snuck away with Felix it would essentially be lying to your friends and the guilt began to set in. Not telling either Seungmin or Jeongin was essentially lying by omission and that made you a terrible friend in your mind at least, friends don't willingly lie to their friends about things like this.

Going back into your room you started up on some homework that you knew you should have been getting done but had left for a few days. If you were going to use the too busy to come home because of schoolwork excuse you needed to get as far ahead as possible so it was believable. You knew the two small tests you had at the start of the semester were going to be easy you had been prepared for them before they were announced knowing that they were also only a mock partial exams helped too since you could, hopefully ace them, and make your parents think you were now back in the top position in each of your classes. You also knew you needed to finish the last draft of a major assignment so that you wouldn’t have to deal with the stress later. By the time lunch time rolled around and you were hungry the others still hadn’t ventured out of their rooms so you ordered as much fried chicken as you could knowing that they would be happy to eat it left over if they didn’t surface when they smelt it.

You pulled out some clothes to wear for the dinner and put them on the end of your bed, you knew you didn’t need to dress up to go the Chan’s apartment so you just grabbed some jeans that were a little tight around your butt and a slightly cropped top to that it would look like you hadn’t made no effort but you weren’t hoping to impress anyone. The buzzer from the door camera let you know the chicken had arrived and you went down to get it hoping that you would feel less nervous about what would happen later that evening. As you had predicted Seungmin managed to surface as the smell of fresh hot fried chicken followed you up the hallway and Jeongin followed suit sitting down at the table while you got them a hangover cure each and yourself a juice.

“Fried chicken, top choice” Seungmin smiled, taking a drumstick and tearing into it like a starving caveman making you pinch the bridge of your nose.

“Again the best” Jeongin agreed, picking up his own piece but not shoving it in his mouth quite as enthusiastically as Seungmin.

“I texted Chan and it's 8 o’clock tonight and their apartment” you informed both of them “I said you were both in but you can text him if you don’t want to go”.

You showered and started getting ready, your preplanned outfit and basic makeup to make you like nice but not too out of the ordinary, finally throwing Felix’s hoodie over your outfit so that you would be warm on the way there and also so you smell his scent without actually being close to him. If Seungmin or Jeongin noticed that it was a different hoodie they didn’t say anything but you did often wear super comfortable clothes which did annoy Jeongin at least to no end, so another large hoodie was nothing to take note of. Jeongin drove, having been sure that he was not going to have any alcohol left in his system and you sat in the back watching the buildings go by until you got to Chan’s. Knocking on his door, you waited with the boys watching the last of the colored traces of the day fade into the inky darkness of dusk, you suddenly realized that this must be what it was like to be normal, have a normal social life and a normal set of friends. It caused a small ache in your chest suddenly like you had missed out on something very important but it also gave you a rush of fondness for the two boys standing either side of you leaning on either the stair railing or the wall beside the door.

“Oh you two aren’t dead! Well done” Han laughed as he let you all in, listening to Seungmin grumble something under his breath as you slipped off your shoes “I’m glad you could make it tonight” He grinned at you turning his attention away from the others.

“Hi Han” you smiled back following him up the hallway to the lounge.

“The princess and her two trolls are here” Han announced as you turned into the kitchen waving to everyone else that was there. Changbin chuckled as whatever Jeongin called from down the hallway was muffled by the sounds of the six guys already milling about talking. Felix's eyes were already on you when you looked towards them, his lips turning up at the corners making you subconsciously bite your lower lip in response.

“Pleased you actually got the message about tonight” Chan shook his head at the teasing that was already ramping up.

“Thanks for inviting me Chan” you replied, making your way around the kitchen to the other side of the island bench trying not to stare at Felix as you went.

“Hello kitten” Minho smirked as you sat yourself on one of the bar stools making you roll your eyes at him.

“Minho, you seem to be in pretty good shape considering you tried to kill Seung last night” you raised your eyebrows at him finally noticing the identical looks of mischief on both he and Hyunjin’s faces.

“Aw, didn’t know you cared so much” he teased, easily making Feix’s jaw clench and you rub your temples in faux annoyance and Jeongin came and sat down next to you placing a drink in front of you.

“Ignore Captain fucks-a-lot” he sighed sticking his tongue out and Minho.

“Rude” Minho laughed playfully, punching Jeongin and going to grab a beer from the fridge.

“We're just getting pizza. Is that good for you?” Chan asked, drawing your attention away from the others.

“That’s perfect. As long as it doesn’t come with a side of anyone's psycho ex” you quipped making Han and Seungmin burst into laughter.

“Yeah I can assure you the place we get our pizzas from doesn’t have that” Chan beamed, seeming much happier that you were comfortable enough to be cracking jokes.

“When are you coming out to party with us again?” Changbin asked loudly, his voice easily blocking out the others.

“Um, I don’t know” you shrugged “I don’t want anyone to feel like they have to babysit me” you pointedly looked and Seungmin then Jeongin.

“Hey! we have cause, Felix had to rescue you last time” Seungmin challenged playfully.

“Yeah then had to sit through accusations of having sexy eyes by Innie” you gestured with your thumb to the boy to your right.

“When did I say that?” Jeongin yelped, completely confused.

“While you were staring at the ceiling I think” you recounted “you slurred something about why the fuck was Felix in the apartment, something about me being off limits and no sexy eyes then Seung had to help you get to bed”

“All of that is in fact true bro”Seungmin confirmed as more laughter filled the room.

“Well I don’t remember it so it didn’t happen” Jeongin sulked, pouting slightly. Chan ordered the pizzas on his phone and got everyone more drinks, turning on the TV to pass time until all the food arrived. You noticed how close Hyunjin and Minho were to Felix and how annoyed he seemed to be at them so you just kept your distance and subtly watched them trying to figure out what was up. Feeling a little warm with all the scrutiny you slipped Felix’s hoodie over your head laying it on your lap until you could put it somewhere safe, you didn’t notice the look that Felix gave you as your shirt rode up or the fact that all the others had seen slightly more of you than you had planned.

“So what are you doing this week? Want to come hang out with us?” Changbin asked, clearing his throat and breaking you away from another glance at Felix.

“I’m back at work next week but you can always come by and hang out there if you come around my break” you looked from him to Han who were both sitting on the other lounge to you.

“Did those bitches get expelled too?” Felix interrupted, confusing just about everyone else.

“Yes, both of them did. You don’t have to worry Felix no one is throwing hot coffee on me” you sighed heavily frowning lightly.

“Hold the fuck up what?” Han spat his voice harsher than normal as he looked between you and Felix.

“Two of Nali’s friends had planned to throw coffee on me at work, they were reported to the police and they were part of the group expelled so it’s fine. It’s over now” You explained biting on the inside of your cheek.

“Well we will definitely drop by the cafe then so we can keep an eye out” Chagbin nodded, his tone turning serious and Han and Chan both looked concerned.

“That old guy at the convenience store was right. I do have far too many bodyguards” you groaned, a loud knocking on the front door indicating that the food had arrived and you were being saved from furthering the conversation about how Felix knew this and some of the others didn’t. Lining all the pizzas up in the kitchen you all grabbed plates and helped yourself going back into the lounge to eat Chan putting a movie on in the background to fill the silence of you all chewing.

“Forgot to mention princess” Hyunjin grinned slyly “You looked extra cute in that hoodie”.

“Um, thank you Hyunjin” you answered slowly, looking at him suspiciously, noting that Minho raised his eyebrows suggestively from where he sat next to him.

“I swear I’ve seen one like that before” Minho added Hyunjins smirk growing and Felix who was now sitting at the end of the lounge beside Han and Changbin narrowed his eyes deliberately making you catch on finally to where they were going with the compliments, your stomach dropping at the realization that they both knew, because of course they knew, they lived with Felix they would recognize his clothes and here you were wearing it in front of them like an idiot.

“I imagine because it isn’t the only one in existence” you shot back hoping to sound sarcastic not panicked.

“What are you two up to?” Seungmin snapped at them, making them dissolve into knowing chuckles.

“Fuckers” Felix muttered quietly gritting his teeth.

“Idiots” Han rolled his eyes “So what kind of hours do you actually work? Can we just come hang out?”

“Oh yeah you can come by and just stay for as long as you want” you grinned toothily happy for something to change the conversation “I’m on pretty much every afternoon for the next week so starting at 2 finishing at 7. So I guess we could grab dinner one night instead if that was easier for you guys too” you mused thinking as you pulled out your phone to check if anything else was on your schedule.

“Absolutely” Chan nodded “That sounds like a good idea for us all to hang out without too much organizing”.

“And Seung and I can keep an eye out for you” Jeongin added, looking at you seriously.

“I swear you are more protective than my dad” you grumbled playfully making both Seungmin and Jeongin flush with embarrassment.

You continued talking about stupid stuff all only partially concentrating on the movie that was still playing in the background and eating until you felt like you couldn’t eat anything else. It was just another standard superhero movie so the fight scenes and graphics were easy to get lost in. Excusing yourself to the bathroom you made your way up the stairs phone in your hand as it chimed with a text.

God you looked so good in my hoodie baby ;) Just want you all to myself

You couldn’t help the spark that shot through you at Felix’s words chewing your lip. You thought about how forward you wanted to be when you responded.

I like wearing your clothes Lix, I like feeling like I’m yours.

You took a huge breath before you pressed send hoping that he would respond to that in a good way and not think you were being too much of a tease, even though part of you knew he would never think that considering how much you had already made him wait to even touch you let alone kiss you.

Fuck baby are you trying to get me to kiss you? because that is exactly how you get that to happen saying things like that.

You swallowed hard, Felix probably looked totally indifferent as they all say around drinking beer and matching the movie while you were standing in the bathroom looking like a tomato had decided to replace your face. Holding your hands under the cold running water you pressed them to your cheeks to try to calm yourself down. A soft knock made you freeze on the spot.

“It's just me baby” Felix chuckled quietly, almost sensing your dilemma. Letting out the breath you were holding you opened the door for him to find him leaning against the door frame looking devilishly handsome.

“Hi” you whispered as he stepped into the bathroom, instantly sliding his hands around your waist, his fingers brushing against your skin agonizingly slowly, before pulling you against his chest pausing to let you decide what happened next. Leaning into him you brushed your lips against his tentatively feeling him smile against your lips.

“You are definitely going to be the death of me” he murmured, kissing you needily pulling a soft moan from you as his teeth tugged on your bottom lip. Pulling away from him gently you backed out of the bathroom hoping no one would be any the wiser leaving him to shut the door behind him.

“You know I will never understand why girls take so long in the bathroom” Hyunjin smirked as you finally returned to the lounge and slipped back into the seat you had been occupying.

“I’m pretty sure it’s because we have better hygiene” you quipped looking at Hyunjin expectantly only for the others to laugh and whatever comeback he had to die on his tongue. Felix returned a couple of minutes later going to the fridge to get another drink.

“So I heard through a couple of girls that you are claiming to have a girlfriend, Lix. What the fuck is with that?” Han asked mockingly, making the others all laugh.

“Really? Is that because they came to you after I turned them down” Felix smirked, one eyebrow raised challenging Han.

“Are you going through our sloppy seconds Hannie?” Minho jeered, laughing at Han’s shocked face.

“Hardly sloppy seconds if she got rejected, is it?” Seungmin asked, brow furrowed in faux confusion.

“Even worse she’s bad enough to get turned down by Lix and you can’t even get her” Hyunjin cackled, throwing his head back.

“Who said she turned me down? But that isn’t what I was asking” Han pushed leaning towards Felix as though he expected an answer.

“Wow I’m gone for 5 minutes and were being mysoginists and slut shaming nice one boys” you screwed your nose up in slight disgust.

“Slut shaming?” Changbin parroted looking at you for an answer.

“You know most women love being referred to as sloppy seconds. It really makes us feel loved and respected” you replied deadpaned crossing your arms across your chest.

“Oh shit yeah, sorry about that” Han sheepishly scratched the back of his neck apologetically.

“I don’t care where any of you stick your dicks, as long as they aren’t psychos, but can you not be so gross in front of me?” you asked with slight disgust in your voice.

“You are right, of course we will be respectful from now on,” Chan promised, genuinely making the others murmur apologies to you and dropping the subject all together for the moment. As the night continued on you yawned your head falling back against the back of the lounge with a soft thud.

“We should get you home” Jeongin interrupted, patting your shoulder lightly. Both he and Seungmin had decided not to drink, which you were thankful for because you didn’t really want to have to visit them in hospital with alcohol poisoning.

“I’m alright Innie, we can stay as long as you want” you smiled lolling your head towards him. “Besides it’s nice to be here and not be puking with stress that a random lunatic has caused" making him grin at you.

Seungmin pulled you to your feet, stopping you from collecting the last of the plates scattered around the room and walked you towards the kitchen with Jeongin behind you. You waved around Jeongin's shoulders before stepping into the hallway and getting your shoes to go home. It had been a really nice evening. You had fun hanging out with them and nothing bad had happened which you felt was a huge success considering your previous visit to Chan’s place. Watching the streetlights pass the car window, your drooping eyelids were interrupted by your phone chiming and Seungmin and Jeongin’s conversation from the front seats.

Goodnight baby, I miss you already ;)

You typed back knowing that Felix wouldn’t be able to avoid the questions the others had now that you were away from them but that he could talk his way out of just about anything you had seen him do just that before, throwing out something else that could be used to take the piss out of one of the others to avoid having to admit anything .

Goodnight Lix

“So do you reckon the girlfriend thing is a cover to try to keep himself out of trouble? Or do you think there is some poor girl he’s leading on because she’s not bright enough to know what he’s like?” Jeongin asked Seungim, turning his head to look at him, his face red from the brightness of the traffic light in front of you.

“I’d like to think it's the former to be honest. Hyunjin said he got chewed out by the university head after the stuff with Nali so using it as an excuse to keep other loons away is a good cover” Seungmin shrugged checking the traffic before turning.

“There is a third option though but to be fair I don’t even want to entertain the idea” Jeongin sighed, checking the mirror on the back of his visor to look at you while you looked at your phone pretending to be oblivious to the conversation they were having.

“I thought of that too and I’ll be honest I don’t love the idea but we can do anything about it either way” Seungmin muttered still staring out at the traffic around you.

“I know but I worry” Jeongin sighed. “What if it turns out like last time?”. Silence filled the car and you figured the conversation must be over so you leaned against the car window shutting your eyes.

“It’s not the same situation, and Felix isn’t Hyunjin” Seungmin finally conceded, making you wonder what the hell they were talking about. You stayed in the position you were in until your phone chimed again making you frown as you opened the message.

Baby. I’m sorry Hyunjin recognized the hoodie and told Minho so they have figured it out. Well they think they have figured it out.

The feeling that bloomed in your stomach was not easy to identify, it wasn’t fear and it wasn’t worry it was something else, making you wonder did you actually care if people knew you were dating Felix? Was what was happening between you even dating?. You could tell from the way Seungmin and Jeongin spoke they were referring to you and Felix just now but they didn’t seem angry, they seemed concerned or even a little bit unwilling to accept that perhaps there was something between you.

Your thoughts were jumbled, what if the revelation of you and Felix being together made people think that there had been some truth to what Nali has said about you? Or what if by some bizarre set of circumstances your parents found out and had you pulled from university? There was no way that you could imagine that they would realistically find out, no one from home knew what you were even studying let alone what your personal life was like and none of the guys would rat you out to parents they knew treated you badly. Remaining deep in thought you missed the following messages that he sent, not even realizing until you were in your room 20 minutes later.

They won’t tell the others if you’re scared of their reactions, baby. They wouldn’t hurt you like that.

I’m willing to tell everyone we’re together if that’s what you want.

I know this is new to you, I don’t want to push you baby.

Are you overthinking again?

I’m guessing from the silence you are, I'll give you some time then.

Staring at the messages you weren't sure how to react. You had been on one date with Felix. You had kissed him a handful of times and you had shared a bed when you had gotten caught in the rain. But the futhest he had gotten with you was making out and he had even apologized about moving to fast when you had. But the fact that he had called you his girlfriend and told you repeatedly he was serious about you didn’t change thee fact that neither of you had actually discussed it, he had told you he had said it to make girls feel less hurt when he turned them down and when he said it to you it was always unserious.

Felix, am I your girlfriend? Is that what this is? Or are you still just saying that to let other girls down gently?

You washed up and changed into some pajamas so you were ready to go to bed while you waited for him to reply with anxiety gripping at your chest as you waited for the little dots to show he was typing.

Will you give me that chance? I only want you no one else matters to me just you.

Before you could answer Felix you needed to know why Seungmin and Jeongin were comparing you and Felix to their previous roommate and Hyunjin and why it was some kind of sticking point for them and since you weren’t sure if you would get the full story from them you knew you would need to ask some of the others or even Felix before you could make a decision.

A/N: Thank you for reading my lovelies as always your support means the world to me xx

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wolfgirlgock · 4 months

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noBODY is pressuring ANYONE to be a Transfem!

Hi, so I live in the real world where everyone hates transfems. I've had a streak of sleeping with multiple cis boys, whom, after hooking up with them, realized they were actually girls. Did I MAKE them trans somehow? At no point did I tell them they HAD to be girls. I did what I thought was right and let them figure it out on their own. I told them it was a possibility but truly only they can know whether or not they are.

So then why do I keep seeing people talking about how there's a group of transfems out there MAKING poor GNC cis boys into girls? I was not invited into this group, when I probably have more than enough qualifications. You see when I hear people talk about that, I think about something similar I heard about how transgenders are going to make your children trans and somehow destroy America with this Excess of Power over others that this very marginalized and targeted group somehow has. And then it clicked, this group of highly organized dangerous transgenders not only doesn't exist, it's also exactly what the right is constantly fearmongering about.

You see when I think about my experience as an egg, because I'm harsher on myself than I am to others, I just end up screaming at my former self YOU'RE A GIRL TAKE THE ESTROGEN HONEY. when in reality little egg me didn't know yet and saying that wouldn't have helped her. What I'm NOT saying with this post is that anyone who's actually forcing eggs to transition before they're ready is at all justified in doing that. I'm not the type to she/her cis boys i think might be fruity enough to be eggs. (unless they want me to in bed.) I just think its odd how much this egg discourse lines up with what I was told by people when i was figuring out my gender.

"you can just be a boy who wears dresses and makeup. you can just be a femboy. you can just be a GNC cis boy. You can just be a boy. you just are a boy. You are a boy. Don't pretend you're not."

This is pressure to be cis that has masked itself under sounding more progressive. Y'know, the kind of stuff you hear in conversion therapy. Why are you so scared I'm going to take your femboys away from you? Why is allowing more transfems to realize who they are via a funny meme a bad thing? Why is more t-girls a bad thing? The longer this conversation goes on the more it sounds like the same old shit, people hating transfems for having some kind of power they don`t have, and blaming them for intracommunity discourse when the real problem is how many people actually hate us.

There are two ways to end this, either you accept that you have some unconscious biases and you can reevaluate your stance while I can accept that not every trans girl is an angel and some of them may get a little excited and pressure eggs to crack early instead of letting them incubate like they're supposed to.

Or you try to get rid of transfems because clearly they're the problem here.

fuck off

#long post #egg discourse #transmisogyny #magenta #transfem

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taggedmemes · 3 months

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SENTENCE MEME THE GOLDEN GIRLS / SEASON 01 EPISODES 03 + 04

you know i'm whacked out on medication.

i like being whacked out.

would you please be a friend and go out with him?

i'd really love to go, but as you can see i'm busy.

we're playing cards and she stinks at it.

tonight, the years of humiliation ends.

i'm so scared, my dentures are chattering.

are you up for a night on the town with two handsome, eligible bachelors?

i'm not that interested in dating anymore.

everyone seems so ordinary after [name].

i'm gonna regret this and i know i'm gonna have a miserable time, but i'll go.

why do you look so depressed?

i'm tired of going out and not enjoying myself.

nothing could be more fun than beating her at cards tonight.

you're too competitive.

next time, i'm gonna date both brothers before i give one away.

i haven't laughed so much or acted so silly since i was a teenager.

he is the most outrageous, unpredictable man i have ever met.

i think it's terrific that you had a good time tonight.

take a cold shower and go to bed.

it looks like you two are getting pretty serious.

if the situation is right, you'll know it.

if you take chance in life, sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen, but if you don't take a chance, nothing happens.

if you like me, it's for who i am, not for who i remind you of.

we could finally consummate our long and burning passion.

i think you'd better take a sedative before you look.

you couldn't possibly look terrible to me.

you'd just make love and feel lousy?

for fun, i ate onion sandwiches.

whatever you want to do is fine with me.

you're the only one who gets any enjoyment out of it.

i don't want anybody asking embarrassing questions.

some women don't kiss and tell.

most of the boys i dated in college were just for the stories.

it's a nice feeling, that when one part of your life is over, another part can begin.

how can you hate your sister?

we cannot have a baby in this house.

when she was born, i ceased to exist.

he used to call me the bad seed.

i'm sure my heart stopped beating for a minute.

i just didn't think you'd recognize good taste.

i wonder what she wants, the conniving little witch.

we never held a real conversation our entire lives.

to the beginning of a new and wonderful relationship.

you just step on any kind of tender moment.

i can't believe that you're still crazy about that.

i looked just like a swamp frog.

i'm in a no-win situation here.

either way, no matter what i do, i'm gonna lose something.

i only hear from him at christmas when he sends me a cheddar cheese nativity scene.

it's a terrible choice i've given you.

i don't even know what i would do under the same circumstances.

whatever happens, i love you.

then he called me an idiot.

she's an awful, selfish, neurotic woman.

sometimes you have to almost lose somebody before you realize how much they really mean to you.

let's go out and celebrate life.

let's go out and do something crazy.

#sentence meme #rp meme #sentence starters #roleplay meme #starter sentences #starter meme #rp sentences #rpc #sentence prompts #sentence prompt

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kunikame · 9 months

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# PURPLE LILACS !

## WAR CRIMES & TERRORISM | first year fiasco

m. list

#01 y/n - the leader of ace trappola hate club. doesnt even know how she became friends with half of these people. they just spawned in her phone contacts. tired exhausted and so so done.

#02 lilia - the one with the aux cord. made the gc members all separate playlists with songs he thinks they might like and a joint playlist where everyone adds their own music. knows all the gossip. regular self case sundays with the gc.

#03 cater - the mentally ill one. always there when theres trouble so he can vlog it. occasionally isolates himself then comes back as if nothing happened. the slayest one.

#04 jade - the number 1 eel. hes just here for the ride. sometimes disappears in the mountains for a week without notice. comes back as if he didnt have the gc opening a missing person case. got an eel plush from y/n for his birthday. its sitting on his bed.

#05 floyd - the other eel. menace to society. ate glue and drank paint water cause they looked tasty. fucking weirdo. the silliest one. somehow they all want to put him in a blender but love him at the same time. gets points for his nicknames cause theyre endearing. meme supplier.

#06 azul - the business major. still attempts to close contracts with and scam the gc members even though theyre friends now. its in his blood. one time lilia scared him so bad he octoified himself. nobody in the gc took him seriously from that moment on.

#07 ruggie - the carpet. to this day he hopes he will somehow get money out of this friendship. hes not living hes surviving. someone help this poor boy and get him a dozen donuts. he deserves it for his service.

## ❝ after the events of the phantom bride wedding, ace started wondering whether he still had the ability to charm girls. he hasn’t thought about anyone romantically in years, hasn’t really flirted with anyone either, what if he’s gone out of it? perhaps it’s time to put his talents to the test; with the person who hates him most, no less. if he can charm her, he can charm anyone. ❞

#☆ : purple lilacs #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x you #twisted wonderland x y/n #twisted wonderland #ace trappola x y/n #ace trappola x you #ace trapolla x reader

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spotsspeciall · 9 months

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Just a small crush pt.4

This is the final chapter! but i can’t believe the response i have gotten on the other chapters! thank you guys so much for reading!

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3

Pairing: Jschlatt x Fem!reader

Word count: 3.3K

Warnings: 18+

Smut, P in V, NSFW

Summary: Going back home was no fun. You hoped you would get to meet Schlatt again ;)

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Looking out the window, you saw the ground below you from your seat on the plane. You were already halfway home, but you wish you weren't. You would love to stay. Stay with Schlatt. You had fallen hard for him in that short amount of time together. You had at least exchanged numbers and followed each other on every social media you had.

After that night you spent together in his hotel room. You had grown close, you spent some more time together during your stay in LA. And you knew you were both interested in each other. His obvious tell was that he kept being his grumpy self to everyone around him, except you. To you, he was an absolute sweetheart, and everyone could see it.

You had gone out to eat together one night. A lot of people were there, Hasan, Austin and Will Neff. All the yard boys, and QTCinderella. Ted and Shae had been there. Amongst a few other people. Schlatt was already there when you arrived with QT and the yard boys, you were the last people to arrive. You spotted a free seat beside Schlatt and you felt your stomach flutter like some teenage girl in love. But you were a little too slow as you saw Lud going for the seat, so you looked for the nearest available seat. But when Ludwig went to sit down you heard Schlatt speak up.

“Fuck off Lud, go sit somewhere else” he had a slight smirk on his face when you looked up at him when you heard him speak.

Lud started to smirk back, understanding why Schlatt said that. "Oh.. So this seat is saved for someone else?”

Schlatt turned a little red and muttered out a small “yeah”.

You were still just standing there with your hand on a chair, ready to sit down. But when Lud went to sit somewhere else you saw that your chair was the only available one. So he smiled at you as he walked over and grabbed the chair from you, and sat down. You were a little lost as you just stood there and looked over at Schlatt. He smiled back at you and pulled out the chair beside him to signal for you to sit there.

The puzzle pieces finally clicked and you cracked a smile as you walked over to Schlatt. When you sat down you leaned over to him and whispered in his ear as he was looking down at the menu.

“So you only wanted me to sit here?”

As he looked over at you, you had a slight smirk on your mouth as you looked back at him with your eyes narrowed. You could see him starting to turn red again and just nodded back at you, looking cute as all hell.

He turned to look away from you and back at his menu. so you leaned back over to him.

“That's pretty cute of you” You smiled at him as you scooted a little closer to him, as you also looked down at your menu.

You thought back on the memory, and it made you smile to yourself and it made your heart strings pull at you, knowing you were on your way back home with no Schlatt.

You decided not to dwell on the thought too much, so you put on some calm music and closed your eyes to try and get some sleep for the rest of the flight.

You had been back home for two months already, back in your normal routine of streaming and making content for youtube. You missed Schlatt a lot, which kind of scared you. You felt like you didn’t spend that much time together, so why did you miss him?

You had talked to him a few times, had some contact over social media. You loved sending him shitty memes just to get him annoyed.

You were sitting in front of your pc like usual, you had a day off streaming and you were just watching some videos on youtube when you heard a ping from Discord. Opening it, you saw that Schlatt had sent you a message.

“Hey!! I am filming a video for the Sleep deprived pod, we are playing geoguessr and was wondering if you want to join if you have time?”

You felt your stomach doing the wildest backflips and quickly sent back a reply.

“YES OFC!! I LOVE GEOGUESSR”

He quickly sent you a link for the game and dragged you to a server on discord they were all at.

You said hi to everyone while trying to keep your composure. They all said hi back and you introduced yourself knowing that this would be uploaded on the sleep deprived channel.

“Yeah i wanted to see if i could beat the geoguessr champion herself.” You heard Schlatt say through your headset. You could hear him smirking.

“I am not a champion! I am not nearly as good as the pros, I just really enjoy the game” You laughed back.

You heard one of the other guys reply back

“Okay, so that probably means you suck.”

You all erupted into laughter.

“But since you’re our guest, you get to choose the map.”

“World” you replied back with a smirk on your face.

Starting the round, you looked around for the clues you had memorized. where was the sun, road markers, and architecture, so you could get a better picture of where you were.

After looking around for a bit, you felt pretty confident in your choice, and clicked guess. After they had all guessed, you got the answer for who was closest.

You and Schlatt had almost guessed the same spot just a little off where it was.

The round kept going and you were doing pretty good, but sometimes they would guess better than you. But when the round was over you were just a thousand points away from Schlatt, you getting first place and him getting second.

You celebrated your victory as Schlatt was starting to get angry at you, and saying that you cheated. You all just laughed it off as Schlatt went to find the next map.

“Oh yeah, you’re not gonna win this one” You heard Schlatt say as you looked at the map he chose. United States.

You just rolled your eyes.

“As the only one not from the US, that is just rude.” You said back.

“HEYY! don’t just go around assuming everyone here is from the US. I am in fact from Canada.” You heard the guy you learned was Mikasacus.

“Same thing” you replied back, trying to hold in your laughter.

You heard them all start to laugh as Mika was arguing that it was not the same thing.

You had so much fun with them, you didn’t win every time, but you still felt like you held your reputation of being pretty decent at geoguessr.

When you were done playing and recording, you were all still just hanging around in discord. Talking and having fun, but they all had other things to do, so as you said goodbye to them, you saw a private message pop up from Schlatt.

“Just hang around and we can talk on a different server.”

So you just stuck around and said goodbye and watched them leave until you were pulled into a server with only you and Schlatt.

You suddenly felt your nerves creeping up on you, and you felt your throat go dry as you quietly said hi.

“Hey” he said back.

He laughed a little and said,

“Is it weird to say that I miss you?”

"What?" "No!" You were kind of shocked that he said that.

“I.. I miss you too” You said back as you felt your cheeks heat up.

You felt relief knowing he felt the same.

You talked for hours, about anything and everything. It was really nice, but it was starting to get really late, and you were exhausted .

“I think it's time to head to bed” You told him with a sad tone.

“Yeah, I guess” He trailed off, sounding a little sad, it broke your heart.

“But before you go I actually wanted to ask you something”

“What?” You asked, curious as to what he was going to ask.

“I know this might be a bit too much to ask. But I was wondering if you wanted to take a trip over here?” He sounded nervous and unsure, you felt your stomach do flips.

“I don’t really have anything to do in LA” You told him. You didn’t have any reason to go back, nothing was really happening there any time soon.

“No, I-I mean, you want to come to Austin?”

You were frozen, not sure if you heard him right.

“Hello?” He asked, not hearing a sound from you.

“Sorry, I'm just. A little shocked really.” “But I would really love to!”

“Yes!” you heard him whisper under his breath. “I was hoping you would want to stay for a bit, I have a spare bedroom that we could build a temporary setup in. So that you can stream and stuff when you’re here” You could hear the smile on his face, making you smile back.

“omg that would be great!” “Holy shit! I can’t wait!” You almost yelled into the mic.

It had now been three months since you saw Schlatt, and you felt your nerves rise as the plane was landing in Austin. You couldn't believe you were nervous to see Schlatt, you felt like a teenager in love again.

Walking off, you caught his eyes as soon as you entered the airport. You couldn’t help the smile that spread on your face as you walked towards him.

When you finally reached him, you dropped your hold on your bags and wrapped your arms around his torso, God, you almost forgot how tall he was. He had to bend down to hold his arms behind your back and pull you into the hug. You also almost forgot how good he smelled.

Your eyes were closed as you lived in the moment right now, until you felt him starting to chuckle. You realized how long you had actually stayed like that. Snapping out of it, you pulled away from him and picked your bags back up. But not before he managed to snatch your heaviest bag.

“Let’s go” He said as he turned to walk towards the car park.

Walking into his apartment, you were a little shocked, it was really nicely decorated. But Schlatt just kept walking with your bag still in his hand, so you had to almost run to catch up with him. He stopped in front of a door at the end of the hallway, and opened it.

It was a nice bedroom, with fresh sheets on the bed. But when the door fully opened you saw a desk with a computer already set up.

“You did not need to do all of this!” You told him, almost in shock.

“But I wanted to” He smiled back at you, and stepped into the room to drop your bag on the floor.

After thanking him a million times, he left the room and let you pack out some of your stuff. That's when an orange cat walked in, with a black one in tow. Smiling, you sat down on the floor to greet the two cats. The orange one, who you knew was Jambo, came right up and loved the attention you gave him. But the black one just sat there and stared at you, making you chuckle a little to yourself.

Making your way out to the living room after packing out, you saw Schlatt on his phone, sitting on the couch. You plopped down next to him and rested your head on his shoulder while you closed your eyes, and took a deep breath, unintentionally (Intentionally) breathing in his scent.

After a few seconds, you opened your eyes and looked up at Schlatt, he was already staring right back at you. And you caught him quickly looking down at your lips, before he slowly bent his head down and captured your lips in a kiss. You hadn’t kissed yet, and you didn’t really know if you were going to. You hadn’t talked about your relationship yet, so you were a little unsure. But this kiss made you realize a little more of what you were, and why he invited you here.

It was a painfully slow kiss, but it was so passionate, and it made your whole body tingle. Your lips kept moving slowly against each other, until you slithered your hand up his neck to grab onto the hair at the back of his neck. You felt him moan against your lips, and you took the opportunity to shove your tongue into his mouth.

Your body took over and you lifted your leg over Schlatt, so you were straddling him. Using both of your hands, you were grabbing and pulling on his hair. His hands grabbed onto your ass, and used his hands to shove your hips into his, making you feel how hard you made him.

Feeling him twitch against your clothed pussy, you couldn’t take it anymore. So you disconnected your lips and leaned back to rip your sweater off, and quickly rip your bra off. Looking at him, he looked almost hungry, like you were a nice piece of steak for him to devour, and he did just that. Bending his head down to your chest, he latched his lips around a nipple. He was sucking and biting, while his thumb was flicking over the other nipple.

You were a moaning mess, as you were grinding your hips into his, trying to find some friction. He was moaning too at this point, by the way your hips were moving against him, it was driving him crazy.

But soon he realized he needed to feel all of you. So his head left your chest and he pulled his hoodie over his head. Looking at each other, you didn’t say anything. His hands just reached around to grab at your ass, so he could hold you close as he stood up. He was walking really fast towards his bedroom door at the other end of the hallway. Entering, you noticed how nice his room looked, it really matched the rest of the house. But your thoughts were cut short when he threw you onto his bed.

Landing on your back, you looked up at him as he was standing by your feet. “Take your pants off.” He sounded serious, as he went to pull his own off. So you scrambled to hurry and rip them off. You got them off about the same time. So when you looked back up at Schlatt, he bent down to hook his fingers into the waistline of your panties, and pulled them down with so much force. And pulled his own down, a little too slowly for your taste.

He put his knee up onto the edge of the bed, as you crawled a little further up the bed. As you did, he crawled with you until his knees were resting between your legs, spreading you open. His hands were resting on each side of your head, holding him over you.

His head leaned down to capture your lips again, as his hips lowered just a bit, but enough for you to feel him poke against your dripping core. You needed him right now, so you lifted your legs to wrap them around his hips, so his cock was resting between your folds. He let out a low growl, and knew he couldn’t wait any longer.

So he lifted his head back up to look down at where your hips met. And pulled away from you just enough for him to line himself up, and slowly pushed himself all the way inside of you, making you gasp. God, you missed the feeling of him inside you.

He threw his head back and closed his eyes as he let out a quiet hum, at the feeling of finally having you around him again. He started to move slowly, as you grabbed onto his shoulder to pull him closer to you.

When his face was above yours again, you kept steady eye contact as you just looked at each other. You felt your eyes close, as you could feel him hitting that perfect spot inside of you. The sounds you were making were pure filth, as he was making you feel so fucking good.

But soon after you closed your eyes, you felt his hand slide its way up your neck to grab onto your jaw. His thumb on one side of your jaw, and the rest of his fingers on the other side. Holding you, it forced you to open your eyes to look at him. “Don’t take your eyes off me”

His voice, sounding so dark and demanding, was sending extra pleasure down your core. And he sped up when you kept looking at him, following his order. He was pounding into you with such force that you could hear it in your moans when his hips met yours, as he bottomed out everytime he slammed into you.

You couldn’t handle much more of this before your orgasm would hit you like a brick wall. And you tried to tell him that you were close, but the force he was using, and the pleasure you were feeling, was making it difficult to formulate any words. But somehow, he understood what you were trying to say.

“You close sweetheart?” He asked with a smug smile. You almost lost it at the nickname he gave you, you tried to nod your head to tell him “yes”. When you responded, he let go of your face to grab onto your waist as he was holding you still as he kept pounding into you. He sat back onto his knees, giving him a nice view, but also giving him the opportunity to slide a finger down to circle around your clit. Looking up at you, you were squeezing your eyes closed in pleasure, as you felt unimaginably close to your climax. Schlatt found himself smirking at what he was doing to you, and kept his pace steady.

When you orgasm finally hit, you swear you were seeing stars as you let out the loudest and neediest moan you had ever released. Feeling you clench around him was pulling him to the edge of his own orgasm. And after a few more pumps, you felt him fill you up, as he was letting out the most sexy whimper you had ever heard.

Collapsing on top of you, you pulled your hands up to pull your fingers through his soft hair. After a few nice minutes of just catching your breaths, he pulled out of you, and rolled over to lay beside you. You turned your head to look at him as he did the same. You smiled at him as he opened his mouth and asked you,

“You hungry?”

“Yeah. Actually, I am.” You responded.

He sat up and reached over to his pants to dig his phone out of the pocket. And plopped down beside you again, but scooted himself a little closer, so his head was resting a little on your shoulder. He didn’t even ask you what you wanted, but he didn’t really have to either. He just went to order a pizza on his phone. While he was ordering, you kept thinking about how the rest of this trip would be. Having high hopes, since you only had just arrived and you were already laying naked together, fucked out of your mind, and ordering a pizza.

You thought this might’ve been a little bit more than just a small crush.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt smut #Smut #schlatt x reader #jschlatt #schlatt

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mochiimadness · 2 years

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W-what if the the rottmnt boys reacted to their s/o as a cat girl??

This…I like this.

Nyah!

Neon Leon

So so so many cat puns

“My s/o is the most purrfect person in the world!”

He calls you “kitten” “kitty” “kit-cat”

Yes, he’s cheesy like that.

He does get a bit nervous after realizing the puns might be a bit much

But you assure him it’s fine.

If you’re a hairless cat, he loves to get you warm sweaters

If you have fur, he absolutely adores your fur

Early on in your relationship, he would nervously give you a quick pet

And immediately back away in case you didn’t like it

If you did, he gives you the brightest grin you’ve ever seen

Loves to run his fingers through your fur

If you purr, he’ll freeze at first from shock before wrapping his arms around you and rubbing his cheek against yours

“You can purr?! I mean it makes sense but- that was so cute!”

He’ll try to get you to purr more often.

He also likes to try pranking you

You know the cucumber meme?

He will sneak cucumbers behind you to see if you get scared once you see them.

If you do, he’s caught it on video- and no he won’t delete it

“Leo!”

“But it’s funny!”

Likes to replicate cat memes with you

You agree but only if he replicates turtle memes too

“Deal.”

If you help the guys out in battle, he will jump aside

You’re clawing the life outta a paper ninja

Literally shredded them with your claws

Every ninja in the vicinity sprints away

“Kitty’s got claws! Reow!”

Most villains fear getting scratched by you

Leo’s so proud.

Aside from battles,

Leo loves to cuddle up on the couch with you

You two can and have taken up the whole couch.

“Leo not again!”

“Shhh, cuddle hours are in session.”

Don Tron

I see Donnie as a cat person

So when his s/o is a literal cat person???

He’s going to combust on the spot

Absolutely adores you

Sets up an area in his lab for you

Scratching posts and climbing towers built to your height

Plenty of comfy pillows and blankets

And of course-

✨boxes✨

“This is kinda stereotypical.”

Cue Donnie deflating

“Buuut….”

It’s honestly pretty fun????

Donnie is so glad you actually enjoy it

Was worried he may have offended you

He also loves to run his fingers through your fur

The texture of it just makes him feel so relaxed and happy

Feel free to sit on his lap every now and then, he’ll run his hand through your fur while working on his inventions

He makes you a laser at one point

Not just a light laser no no-

An actual laser

If you fight along side the turtles, you definitely bring your laser with you

Donnie will cackle like a mad scientist when you use it

“BEHOLD- MY LATEST MASTERPIECE FOR MY GLORIOUS S/O!!”

So proud.

One of his favorite things to do is watch movies/shows in bed with you

You two curl up in the covers and doze with the TVs playing in the background.

Will let you use his heat lamp

It’s very relaxing to just curl up under the heat lamp with him

Sleepy vibes very cozy 10/10

You two can also be found at ungodly hours of the night going through the kitchen

Leo just flips on the kitchens switch and sees you on the counter

Donnie's brewing a fresh pot of coffee in the back

You both hiss at the light

Leo screams

Fully believes you two are possessed.

You and Donnie end up making it a habit to spook his brothers every now and then.

Mystic Mike

Thinks you’re the most adorable cat person ever

He absolutely makes sweaters for you and lets you steal his own

Thinks you’re so cute in them

“Awww!!!”

He likes to make you little yarn bracelets to fidget with

Buys you a basket of yarn balls for you to play with

He’ll toss them for you

You two also sit and make bracelets together.

Loves to prank his brothers with you

You know how cats will slowly push a cup towards the edge of the table???

Yeah, y’all do that

“Mikey- you and your s/o better not knock over my cup again!”

“We would never!”

Cue you and Mikey shoving the cup off the counter and sprinting away

Don’t worry, y’all only do it with non breakable items

…at least now you do-

You two once covered the entire lair in yarn

Took an hour for the fam to even make it to the living room without tripping or getting tangled

You know that one meme with the cat making a smug face while having knifes pointed at it???

That’s y’all.

Aside from pranks and general hijinks-

Mikey loves to cuddle with you

You two steal nearly every pillow and blanket in the lair and find the coziest spot of the day to cuddle in

The couch? His room? Right in front of the TV? Donnie's lab? On the skate ramp?

If you two fits, you two sits.

In battle, Mikey once made a joke that his weapon is kinda like a yo-yo or a yarn ball- but more deadly

Since then, you two always make cat jokes whenever you team up together

He has thrown you (with your consent ofc) at enemies

“What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”

He says, as you claw the villains face repeatedly

Villains avoid you two.

After a long day, Mikey loves to just bury his face in your fur and stay there for a good 30 minutes to a few hours

“Mikey.”

“Yes, my fuzz ball?”

“Fuzzball-? Mikey I can’t feel my legs.”

“Sorry!”

Don’t worry, once you get feeling back in your legs, you two can properly cuddle.

Big Red

Will coo over how adorable you are

He absolutely just picks you up and carries you everywhere

He can and has held you like the long cat meme

Loves to pet your ears if you let him

“They’re just so fuzzy!”

Will not mind if you just chill on his shoulder

Whenever you two cuddle, you somehow find a way to rest on his shell

He panicked the first time you did

“Aren’t my spikes hurting ya!?”

“Nah.”

Cats are like liquid

You literally just sink into the spaces between his spikes and chill there

After the first time, he’s chill with you using his shell as a bed.

After a long hard day, you’ll kneed his shoulders to help him relax

He thinks you give the best massages in the world

Has fallen asleep during this.

He’s so grateful that you don’t try to claw his face like the regular cats he’s met

Also enjoys petting you, but doesn’t do it often since he doesn’t want to offend or bother you

Very considerate

Does give you a lot of head pats though

Also adores your tail

Thinks it’s adorable

Loves how expressive you get since your ears and tail help display your emotions

Finds it especially adorable whenever you get excited

Takes photos of you when you’re really happy

He does think it’s hilarious when you get so startled, you literally jump a couple feet in the air

Will check on you ofc but still finds it funny

Has you as his background

He’s very worried about making sure he doesn’t offend you with anything

Doesn’t want to make you feel like he’s treating you as a pet

“Raph, you could never make me feel like I’m not a person too.”

Very sweet

You two often fall asleep with you either on his shell, or resting on his plastron with his arms around you.

In battle, he gets pretty worried about you

Until he sees you slicing away with your claws-

Villains fleeing in terror-

If you’ve been scratched by a cat, you know.

From then on, he knows you can hold your own

Still watches out for you ofc.

✨Bonus!✨

Splinter shrieks sometimes when you pop out of nowhere

In his years as a rat, cats have terrorized him rip

He may faint

Don’t worry though, he loves you like his own kid

You’re part of the fam now

April also loves to join in on pranks with you

You two have a compilation of pranking Splinter

I hope you enjoyed!! Sorry for the wait!

Oh to be a cat person s/o

Cat claws hurt rip

Reblogs appreciated! :3

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your-local-hoemie · 1 year

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hi! i love your writing! if you’re taking requests could i maybe get tartaglia (and alhaitham and itto if you write for them too) with a really affectionate s/o? thank you!!!

Aaaaaa thank you!!! I’ve already done one super similar involving childe but lemme whip something up for ya ;)

Oh boy Itto is gonna be fun I just fucking know it he’s so chaotic~

Warnings: flufffff, lots of toothache inducing sweetness, gn! Reader, swearing, not proof-read.

Character: Al’haitham, Itto, childe.

Al’haitham~

This man is the human representation of a stick, I love him.

He’s serious boy™️

How he ended up with someone like you no one fucking knows

At first he found your constant shower of affection a little annoying especially when he was in the middle of work

Once he realised his moodiness wouldn’t dissuade you from showing his boobs him all your love and attention he inevitably gave up

He didn’t realise it at first but he actually grew to want your affection as well

Like he’d just be reading his god awful books or doing paperwork (idk what scribes do tbh) and her suddenly be like

“Huh I feel like something you is missing and it feels odd” he misses it

People have pointed out that he seems a lot more relaxed and less like a god damn plank when he comes into work

Truth is it’s just because you spent the entire morning showering him with cuddles and kisses :)

He’s so used to it at this point he’s even grown to holding your hand or giving you cute cheek kisses in public!!

Truly a miracle!

When he had a bad day he used to dread coming home and having to deal with other people kaveh but now he finds that you’re the first thing he runs to if things haven’t been going right!

He finds your head pats and sweet reassuring kisses to be the best cure for his frustrations!

People still will never figure out how he managed to woo such a affectionate and sweet person but neither of you care!

Man deserves to know what affection is.

Itto~

A puppy incarnate

Pat his head or give him a kiss on his cheek and man’s gone

It does boost his ego though so be warned!

I don’t imagine he’s ever had much physical affection before!

Being a oni people are usually against that

Assholes!

So when you first started officially dating and you randomly hugged him or smothered his goofy face in kisses he was flabbergasted

Absolutely bamboozled

The second you showed him affection you basically signed a life time contract with his heart

Refuses to let anyone touch your “designated holding hand”

That’s reserved for you and you only!

You know that meme where someone drew a heart on a guys hand and he refuses to wash it in the shower?

Yeah. He’s that guy.

He tried to use it to his advantage once since you seemed to give him kisses whenever he was being particularly dumb just to make him forget whatever shenanigans he was up to

So I’m return, he started being dumb(er) on purpose!

Lots of kisses!!

Of course you knew what he was doing but how could you refuse his goofy grin and those puppy eyes!

Has been winning a lot more beetle battles since he discovered you’ll give him hugs and kisses when he won~

Kuki is honestly so fucking relieved that someone else can deal with him besides her

My girls been through it with him

There’s never a time when he won’t want your affection!!

Bad day? Head pats, hugs and kisses!

Good day? Head pats, hugs and kisses

He’s super proud of it too!

Like pda is an absolute necessity for him!

He just has to show off that his hand is the one your holding!

If you wear makeup up and leave a lipstick mark on his cheek he will not remove it!

Over his dead body!

Had to clean it off while he was asleep

Childe~

*slaps childe* this bad boy can hold so much affection

At first he was definitely taken back!

He’s a harbinger and a battle maniac

The last thing he’d think someone would do to his is to grab his hand or arm while happily kissing his face (if you can reach this tower of a man’s face)

Honestly anyone taller than thoma scares me

So he definitely froze!

Blushy booyyyy

Tried to play it off by teasing you back but it didn’t really work considering he was a flustered mess to begin with

It just resulted in you rolling your eyes and kissing him again

Which also resulted in his brain shutting down

He will get jealous if anyone else steals your affection away from him

Even if it’s a kid that just gave you a hug!

Evil! His person!!

Is very similar to Itto in the fact that he’d be hard pushed to wash anyway any kind of affection you give him!

Pda is a yes too! Not as much as Itto because he still had to stay in guard and he doesn’t wanna draw attention to you too much ;-;

Gets super cocky too

Whenever he wins a particularly difficult fight he demands rewards!

Which of course the rewards being your smooches!

This man has never once even thought about asking you to stop

He’s busy? That’s ok, you can just sit on his lap and hug him while he works

Man’s sleeping and he just look so adorable that you have to kiss his nose or forehead?

You’ll send him into the sweetest dreams he’s ever had!

It really makes me feel so happy know ya’ll like my work aaaaa!!

Requests are still slow to finish as I’m still feeling bleh but I appreciate everyone’s patience! I will get them done I promise~

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thekidsare-not-alright · 3 months

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james | he/him | 20 | main: james-isqueer

see notes on that stuff below the cut

Hi, welcome to my blog! I mostly post about Fall Out Boy, but I'm also a fan of MCR, iDKHOW, Green Day, Olivia Rodrigo, and some others that I don't really follow fandom stuff for.

Trying to listen to more of: Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Paramore

Current favorite FOB song: Bishops Knife Trick

Sometimes I make original memes (reposting to other platforms is fine as long as you reblog and don't claim credit).

I don't really post nsfw — maybe the occasional meme type stuff but never anything graphic. I'm also not into anything that is generally viewed as "scary" tbh lol, so if you can handle The Youngblood Chronicles you'll be just fine here.

I love plenty of other things besides 2000s music, so if you want to see any of that check out my main/other side blogs! Including but not limited to: ATLA, LOK, Percy Jackson, Nerdfighteria, Dan & Phil, Queen, Billy Joel, and Supernatural.

Shows Tourdust: Somerset, July 13th, 2023 ⛈️ 2ourdust: Minneapolis, April 6th, 2024 🎱

🌊💜MANIA is a good fucking album💜🌊

tourdust lyric shirts for each tour date

tourdust lyric shirts color coded by song

Summary & Explanation of Tourdust Surprises

My Tourdust Surprise Wishlist

tag stuff and notes under the cut

Notes

yes, you can call me james, it's not some secret inside joke or a prank. you got this I believe in you (I am equally scared of using names on tumblr dot com)

my pronouns are he/him, and I only use masculine honorifics (Mr, sir, etc) and masculine titles (prince, king, etc) for that kind of thing. gender neutral stuff is of course fine but please don't call me "girl" directly or indirectly (in the notes of my posts) or "girl*" because what is gender neutral to you is not gender neutral to everyone, regardless of your intentions.

As of right now I don't tag many things very strictly. If there's something I should be tagging for safety reasons, please let me know!

flashing visuals -> "flashing tw"

Other tags

"tourdust spoilers"

"2ourdust"

"miss missing queue"

#fall out boy #my chemical romance #fob #mcr #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #idkhow #i don't know how but they found me #dallon weekes #paramore #tourdust #it's about time I did this

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charlietheepicwriter7 · 1 year

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Ghost Brother Au resurrecting just like our best boy Danny

Le Phantome

My Brain: Okay, so the exact timeline is-- Me: Shut up about the timeline, shut up about the timeline!!

Danny was a member of the Casper High French class when he was in Amity Park. he wasn’t good at it, but it got him by. unfortunately for Danny, he forgot about the Annual Senior Year Trip to Paris.

Danny is working with his parents when Valerie of all people walks into the bakery.

Que spiderman meme

Marinette watches them interact; this is the first person from Danny’s past to ever find him and she’s curious. Is she a friend? An ex-girlfriend? She’s nosy.

They’re thrilled to see each other again, even though Danny is hiding that they know each other from the Dupain-Chengs. Valerie spent the last three years thinking Danny was dead He says that he ran bc he was hiding from the ghost that killed his family, which is true from a certain point of view. They exchange numbers.

Valerie gives his number to Vlad.

Valerie has basically become a full-blown employee of Vlad at this point, still not knowing he’s a half-ghost. Ghosts are still in Amity Park, just not as much in number, probably left over juju from the Fenton portal. Obviously she’s going to report that the boy he’s been looking for for years is in Paris.

Vlad, still a fruitloop and having next to no idea on what actually happened during Ultimate Enemies, is determined to get his soon-to-be son.

What happened from Vlad’s PoV: Danny got caught cheating and the entire family, friends, and teacher met at the Nasty Burger. A ghost--identity unknown--attacks and Danny fights him, but the nasty burger blows up in the process. Everyone dies (and for a while, Vlad thinks Danny died too) and the mysterious ghost is in the wind.

he knows a vague description of the mystery ghost/dan. White flaming hair, black and white suit with a cape, green skin and pointed ears. whoever vlad interrogated didn’t see the phantom symbol on Dan’s chest though

Vlad, instead of being happy that Danny’s been found, is furious. Instead of coming to him after his family died, Danny ran away across the ocean, and even allowed some random people to adopt him!? Even though Vlad’s been trying to find him, even though Vlad was there the entire time!?

He wants his son. Now.

Vlad calls Danny, scaring him, threatening his family. Danny is horrified and furious, but manages to negotiate a meeting, telling Vlad that he’d explain everything. Vlad has reservations at Le Grand Paris at lunch. Danny agrees to go.

Danny tells his parents that he can’t work around noon, he’s eating lunch with someone. Alya is there (sleepover?) and tries to interrogate him about where he’s going and who he’s going with, but Danny shuts it down.

Marinette thinks that he’s going to eat out with Valerie from the other day. Danny’s never dated before (to her knowledge) or even had a crush (again to her knowledge), so Alya convinces her to follow Danny.

Danny dresses himself to the nines, due to the location of their meeting, but takes the time to slip on one of the first bracelets Marinette made for him when he moved it. It’s made of yarn and clay beads, but he loves it. It’s from his new life.

Danny arrives at the restaurant at Le Grand Paris, though he’s there early and takes a seat inside. Alya and Marinette can’t get in at first, but because her mom’s the chef, they get a table nearby.

they’re wearing comically bad disguises, but Danny’s so distracted that he doesn’t notice them.

Chloe spots them and tries to throw a fit, but they fill her in on the deets---aka, Danny’s on a date and they’re spying. I’ve decided that Chloe has a crush on both Danny and Kaitou LeBlanc (non-reciprocated of course), so she’s immediately down to clown with the other girls.

Imagine their confusion when some middle-aged man sits down at the table.

Danny fully intended to tell Vlad what happened. It’s been years, he’s had therapy, but when he tries to tell Vlad... he chokes.

It doesn’t help that Vlad is being a total a-hole about this. Insulting the hotel, the city, Danny’s grasp on the French language (which has improved dramatically, he’s proud to report). Vlad doesn’t particularly care about answers, he wants the son he was promised.

Vlad gives an ultimatum; Danny comes with him willingly and Vlad won’t destroy his family. He’s a powerful man; he can shut down one little bakery, get one girl expelled from school, get two parents arrested for kidnapping. Vlad can ruin them.

It should be noted that Vlad didn’t know about the current situation in Paris. The Mayor had been keeping it quiet. If he’d known, he would have arranged for their conversation to occur outside the boards of the city.

Neither man nor teen notice the butterfly landing on his bracelet.

“Le Phantome, I am Hawkmoth. I will grant you the power to retaliate against the man threatening your family. In return, all I ask is for Ladybug and Chat Noir’s Miraculous.”

Danny knew he should say no. He should fight. But two words slipped out instead. “Yes, Hawkmoth.”

A black, bubbling ooze overtook Danny. In his place was a man with green skin and pointed ears, flaming white hair, and a black and white supersuit with a cape. Almost exactly like Dan.

Taglist: @bee-a-garbage-shipper @cell113 @burningprincesssuit @tgfangirl4eva @winter-rose-wolf @princertain @bean2342 @obnoxious-avian-personal @nillajinx @imspectralboiii @readlikereblogrepeat @iglowinggemma28 @letterlust @lysslovsanime @pinkcc1 @darkthunder1589 @jdc1717 @henloamkitty @theauthorandtheartist @spinatelle @murlinmouse @arken-99 @mango-mush

#ghost brother au #mlb crossover #danny phantom crossover #danny fenton #marinette dupain cheng #valerie grey #vlad masters #Kaitou LeBlanc #ultimate enemy au #season 3 au

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