#satanic count

[altar-ov-plagues]

#wampyric rites #satanic count #demonic war #winterstorm #night of consecration #ecuadorian black metal #equator black metal

[zephyrchama]

"What did Mammon do now?"

The greedy demon was in his underwear, hanging upside down from a rafter in the hallway. He tried to coerce you into letting him down as you walked by, but you knew better than to do so without consulting Lucifer.

"Gambling. The usual." Lucifer had a hand on his forehead, pushing his hair up while jotting something down at his desk.

"Mammon gambles every day," you pointed out. "What'd he really do?"

By the way Lucifer groaned, you knew it was something juicy. "I caught him pilfering one of my rarest records, a gift from Diavolo, to use as collateral in a bet. It's one-of-a-kind. I doubt he even knows what it is, but Mammon always has a knack for finding things of high value."

"His secret sixth sense," you agreed. "What'd you do with his clothes?"

"They make it harder to tie him up tightly. He has a slightly higher chance of wiggling free with clothes on, so I made him strip." Lucifer gestured, Mammon's clothes had been put on some kind of mannequin, tucked away in the space between two bookshelves.

You'd never seen it before. Your jaw dropped into the widest half-smile half-astonished expression possible. It had Mammon's hair and his goofy smile. Even a flashy golden earring. "What is that?"

You practically ran across the room to inspect it. It was dressed properly in Mammon's shirt and tie. There were a lot of seams, more than seemed necessary, perhaps from being repeatedly repaired over years of use. "Lucifer, this is adorable."

"It's a necessary tool for my sanity." He pushed the chair back, standing up to join you.

"What do you mean?"

"I'll give you a demonstration."

Lucifer comically wound up his closed fist. With ballistic force, he struck the figure right in its chest. It flopped back, then sprung back up wildly to receive a fistful of lighter blows from Lucifer.

"You made a Mammon punching bag? Really?" You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Isn't that a bit much?"

"I didn't make it, Mammon did."

Surprise of the day number two. "Mammon made this? Himself?"

To stop the wobbling, Lucifer grabbed the punching bag's tie, pulling it tight and then smoothing it out. "Cute, right? He thought it might make me go easy on future punishments. It's a very thoughtful gift from my little brother."

"Yeah, I didn't know he could sew. Huh." The two of you stood to admire it before Lucifer returned to his desk. You followed him. "Kind of reminds me of the doll Levi made of me."

Lucifer smiled. "Leviathan made you a doll, did he? How very kind."

"No, he made a doll of me."

Lucifer froze to process this information, frowning.

You continued, "I don't know where he usually keeps it, but I saw it under his desk one time. It's pretty big and detailed. I mentioned it once and offered to lend him a shirt for it, but he got really embarrassed and pushed me out. He's gotta take more pride in his work, it was really impressive."

"I see." Lucifer gritted his teeth. "You know, something I have to do just came up. Let's finish this conversation later." He was quietly seething as he escorted you to the door. Along the way he gave punching-bag Mammon a soft whack to the head.

You realized you forgot to ask if you could untie the real Mammon, but Lucifer had already marched down the hall in the direction of Leviathan's room. Rather than trying to catch up, you decided to go see how the Avatar of Greed was doing.

#i bet satan has a lucifer punching bag #is this punching bag ever mentioned? where is the lore #obey me #obey me! swd #obey me scenarios #omswd #obey me headcanon #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me lucifer #tw punching ? is that a thing? i don't know how to tag this for content warning hm. #obey me! #obey me drabble #obey me fanfic #I started a bunch of mini fics and got like 95% of the way done an Asmo one but I'm not liking it. feels oddly written so I have to fix it. #obey me mc #obey me x mc #does levi making a creepy unexplained doll of mc count as x mc? sure.

[zharizard666]

quick doodle of these guys cuz they're funny :3

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #sister daniel #satan phil #those brownies were super cursed #gay people can't count :D #phandom #dan and phil fanart #phanart #heydanandphil

[satans-knitwear]

Pwetty ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#Decorative tiddies for youuuuuuu #This counts as my fancy tuesday #Bit fancy for a tuesday innit Tuesdays #Just had to make sure it was indeed still Tuesday. I have no grasp of the passing of time rn #satans knitwear #Body chain #Body jewellery #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #alt pinup #pretty lingerie

[lazycranberrydoodles]

ughhhhh so probably the tgcf scene i think the most about is in the final battle when hua cheng is holding xie lian and backwards gripping eming with his other hand i . god. this is referenced off of The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel (i’m pretty sure everyone has seen it by this point) which is surprisingly pretty topical for tgcf.

#all the stuff about falling from heaven and losing your humanity and whatnot #has anyone done this before #also #idk if anybody is keeping track of the lazycranberrydoodles lore but in high school we read paradise lost #and i blorbofied satan #girl who was rotating the devil from the bible in her head for a month #for the final project i ended up accidentally writing twice the required word count. lmao #what does this say about me? doesnt matter. more importantly what does it say about how satan was written 🤨 #what do YOU think milton intended by making satan the most complex compelling and competent character in the book #also also #YIPPEEEEE NEW PFP #pride month is over .... #lesbian hua cheng is still real in our hearts #tgcf #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #sketch #doodle #hualian #mxtx #art #digital art #my art

[hanaruri-tunes]

Your latest HC post got me thinking. Do you think the bros ever tried to give MC some food or drink that had their “essence” in it? Maybe they’d also kick back and watch as MC slowly becomes addicted to it, wanting more as the days go by and probably begging to know what’s in it so they can recreate that delectable treat they gave.

Oh my god wudhydsjhf I didn't even think about that but yeah, each demon in the devildom is probably well-aware of the properties of their semen so they can in fact use it as "enhancement" on food. Pretty evil. Okay really REALLY quick and short headcanons on that idea, based on my earlier headcanons of course:

Lucifer

Has definitely thought about it but he feels like doing this would be "stooping too low" and it's not "classy" to use such a tactic to win you over, because yes the avatar of pride has SOME standards. But I can definitely imagine that once you're in a relationship with him he would let you taste some of his "essence" in food. THOUGH TO BE CLEAR he makes you aware of it, like, he warns you so you know beforehand what's in the food.

Mammon

Also has definitely thought about it but he feels too guilty to do that to you. Even if he does end up putting some of it into your food of drinks he always chickens out at the last moment with a dumb excuse like "oh the choco milk is probably too cold already, I'll bring you another cup NO- t-this cup's no good forget it, don't even take a sip of it-"

Leviathan

Similar to Mammon (as in, he feels guilty) but his inherent possessiveness over you wins over and he swallows back his guilt and shame (also, if you find out you'll definitely mock him for it which he looks forward to.) Not like you will though since his semen has hypnotic side-effects, he'll ask for things from you like flashing your panties at him or hugging him or whatever then he'll make you forget any of it happened because he's a coward haha.

Satan

Hmm he's a difficult one to grasp for me- But I suppose the idea would cross his mind though he'll never act upon it. He'll imagine it for sure but even if demon seeds taste good and aren't all that "dangerous" to consume, making you drink something that came from him without your knowledge doesn't sit well with him. If you ever do it, he wants you to drink it because you want to while exactly knowning what's inside the cup.

Asmo

Zero shame, zero guilt. Tries to do it at every occasion he gets but you (and the brothers) are already well aware of his intentions so you're not allowed to drink anything that Asmo has supposedly "prepared". Of course the reason why they're so protective is because he has already succeeded a couple of times in the past and your face looks way too cute under his seed's influence. The aphrodisiac aspect of it being way too strong and overkill it gets everyone too hot and bothered while looking at you, it's almost painful for them to see you in that state without being able to act upon their desires in front of the rest of their brothers.

Beel

To be completely honest I don't even think the thought would cross his mind djshdjz. It probably only would once you guys are deep in a relationshio and having sex, since he has tasted you and liked it he suddenly realizes he can "feed" you as well. "Oh- did I ever tell you that demons' semen have special tastes and side-effects? Would you like to try?" He's pretty genuine about it, no ulterior motives. Just wants to "feed" you.

Belphie

This little fucker is the most devious little shit ever. EVERYTIME he's on cooking duty he does it. Since I headcanon that his have hallucinogen effects, at first no one exactly knows what's wrong with the food. With Asmo it was obvious since his aphrodisiac effect is 100% straightforward: pure pleasure. But Belphie? Might as well be slipping drugs in there dryjghfhd ANYWAY, he loves seeing you confused or impressed, a bit lost in your magical "daydreams". You start to like it and even praise his cooking not knowing how the hell he does that (you assume he just applies some sort of spell on the food.) But once the brothers find out/understand what he does to you, they're furious, and Belphie is banned from cooking duty which was probably about 30% of the reason why he started putting his juices there in the first place djhehdhz

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me headcanons #does this count as smut??? #obey me smut #just in case #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #hanaruri answers #hanaruri writes

[ineffableaddiction]

Why do I find this so hot?

Seriously, though… damn.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #dear lord… satan…. somebody #seriously how many times have i watched it ive lost count #seriously someone shove me up against a wall so i can look at your lips with hopeful anticipation- bonus if you are as sweet as these two

[melverie]

the fact that Satan hides his wrath pretty much for the same reason injured cats in packs pretend to be perfectly fine so they won’t be left behind is insane to me btw

#just imagine telling him that #he'd go through a roller coaster of emotions #obey me #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me analysis #obey me character analysis #? #does this count? #;mel's analyses #mel's starry musings

[from-leviathans-coffin]

#what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb ppyong #whb juno #(I mean it's half of satan in my book that counts for the tag)

[countesspetofi]

Hammer Studios' Dracula series.

#dracula #count dracula #hammer studios #hammer horror #horror movies #vampire movies #horror of dracula #the brides of dracula #dracula prince of darkness #dracula has risen from the grave #taste the blood of dracula #scars of dracula #dracula ad 1972 #the satanic rites of dracula #countess dracula #peter cushing #christopher lee #ingrid pitt

[gifti3]

Satan encouraging mc to be angry honestly...speaks to me

Imagine youre the people pleaser type and some demon comes into your life and is like nah fuck that, get angry 😈

But it would be so hard to just suddenly start doing that

Like you cant even stay mad for long cause you end up defaulting to thinking of how to prevent whatever issue arises from happening again

I think the dynamic between an mc like that and satan would also be funny cause hed only get a taste of mcs rage for like 30 seconds tops

#does that count as teasing?? #anyways #spend most of my time indoors now #so that opens up less opportunities for people pleasing fortunately #but still #i thinking lol #whb satan #whb #whb satan x reader #i did it #i made something

[altar-ov-plagues]

#satanic count #night of consecration

[squooshysstitchbits]

🌈 Satan Loves Me 🌧

Crossstitch designed and Stitched by me 😘

Squooshy's Stitch Bits

#cross stitch #diy #embroidery #fibre arts #crafts #handcrafted #homemade #pattern #handstitched #xstitch #hail satan #satan loves me #happy pride 🌈 #counted cross stitch #x stitch #satirical #satire #dark humor #satanic panic #pdf patterns #my cross stitch #pixel art #cross stitch pattern #pastel #pastel goth #spooky cute #could it be satan? #pride demon #queer #80's

[leslie-nicole-07]

I woke up early and grabbed my cell phone to check my Facebook, and I found this new thing. A new statue horror of Dracula 😱, Van Helsing vs Dracula, on the Infinite Statue page facebook. You can reclaim your order starting in November 😊. Link here.

#christopher lee #dracula prince of darkness #hammer dracula #dracula hammer #dracula has risen from the grave #hammer films #hammer horror #the satanic rites of dracula #vancula #christopher lee dracula #dracula #dracula ad 1972 #horror of dracula #scars of dracula #taste the blood of dracula #the rites satanic rites of dracula #count dracula #dracula christopher lee

[satans-knitwear]

"where did you get that bra from??"

It's handmade darling, you won't find another like this.

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#Hot water and so many bubbles will fix me!!!!!! #Boiling myself like a lobster and hanging my arm over the side of the tub to type/post this #The long awaited bubble bath set is in progress!!! Only partially tho bc i am in here with many achey pains to fix 😂 multi purpose bathtime #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 💕 #satans knitwear #Bubble bath #Bubble bra #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #This totally counts as pretty lingerie right????

[satansxknitwear]

Sweet af 🌺

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#Does a mesh corset count as a fishnet friday offering??? Ive still got the fishnet stockings on as well. Didn't fit in the frame #Satans knitwear #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Mesh corset #Underbust corset #Pretty lingerie #Stockings and suspenders #Bi girl