#saber headcanons

[heartfullofleeches]

Hm... Cat hybrid would totally ask to do catnip off Reader's tits.

They definitely would- Reader's tits are the only support they need in life. Dragging my model cat boy, Saber, out of the closet - just imagining him crawling into his makeup room and onto his bodyguard's lap after a hectic photoshoot - pleading for the comfort only their fat tits and a little catnip can provide. Werewolf Bodyguard has already been established to do nearly anything as long as they're paid well enough so they're willing to let him have his fun. They'll be occupied with their phone and counting the weeks pay while catboy has his face buried in their chest - high off his ass.

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"Ugh.....what a day...If only I had something to take my mind off it all."

Waiting eyes stalk your position - soft fur tickling the inner flesh of your thighs as your boss fishes for your attention in the most obvious fashion imaginable. He taps the top buttons of your shirt with a claw, teasing his fingers through the gap. His lips pucker in a sad little pout as his tail continues to brush up and down your legs. You knew how much he hated to ask for things, but sometimes you'd wished he'd be more upfront with what he wanted - got you paid a whole lot faster and him whatever he desired within range.

"Get on with it."

"I knew you'd understand~"

Saber purrs - throwing kisses at your neck and collar as he reaches for the little baggie hidden beneath the couch cushions. He makes quick work of unbuttoning your shirt - tearing a few of them off in the process. You've got spares, but it's getting pretty hard to explain to others why you're wearing a different shirt after being alone with your employer for a couple hours. Saber sprinkles some of the grass on your chest, squishing your tits together with his hands as he pants his face between them, eagerly lapping at your skin with his tongue. His wrist fall into to your hands - a silent indicator to hold onto him as the catnip takes effect. Wouldn't want you to get scratched again. He swears he's sorry for the last time it happened, but you both know he relishes having that small claim on you.

Saber's purrs rumble against your skin as he bites, licks, and drools all over you. What was even the point of the catnip when he barely had a taste of it? He seemed more invested in everywhere but- testing the waters to see how long you'd humor him before he had to pull away. The couch was moderately comfortable and you didn't mind staying put for what's basically free money so there's really no harm in letting your boss unwind in the best way possible for as long as he wanted until you were off the clock.

#bodyguard reader #werewolf reader #yandere #yandere oc #yandere x you #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #male yandere #yandere insert #yandere scenarios #yandere x reader #yandere hybrid #Saber my oc #Cafe tag

[scrumpster]

Very fucking frustrating to see autism being reduced to a fun character trait that barely impacts functioning by ppl on tumblr. I was diagnosed age 6 and although I would not be myself without it, my autism has absolutely had a major negative impact on my life.

I have suffered and currently suffer so much because of it and that is something that I can't afford not to recognize. I'm not saying "hey autism is nothing but suffering and pain" I'm saying that talking about autism like it's the Special Interest Disorder is a reductive way to look at something that is an inescapable and often very difficult reality for the people who have it.

EDIT: This post is about headcanons, not real people's experiences. Why the fuck would I care what people say about their own autism.

#autism #autism spectrum disorder #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #autism diagnosis #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #neurodiverse stuff #autistic community #autistic experiences #autism headcanons #sabers diary

[bysaber]

warnings: nsfw, dubcon, cockwarming, gojo is kinda obsessive/possessive. not beta’d.

needy best friend!satoru who can’t lose you like he lost suguru geto, so he forces himself so deep into your life it becomes suffocating.

needy best friend!satoru who’s always in your apartment, like it was his place to be. he’s there when you wake up and when you go to sleep, never respecting your personal space.

needy best friend!satoru who’s always trying to get your attention whenever you’re doing something that doesn’t involve him. he whines and plops himself on top of you every time you’re busy.

needy best friend!satoru who, after a long and tiring week, seeks comfort in your arms – the comfort only you can give him.

needy best friend!satoru who pleads, in a moment of weakness, for you not to leave him. ever. because you’re his everything and he would actually lose it without you.

needy best friend!satoru who can’t help but hold onto you like his life depends on it, his grip on your body tightening as his hands roam to places they’ve never been before.

needy best friend!satoru who has you cockdrunk hours later, making you promise you will stay with him forever as he pounds mercilessly into you.

“say it again,” he pleads, grabbing your face with his hand so you’d look at him. you fucked out face having an instant effect over his body, “f-fuck, you’re my everything. say you won’t leave. say– say you’re mine.”

his free hand is on your clit, teasing, about to get you to your fourth orgasm of the night. there’s already a cream at the base of his cock and the lewd noises are driving him crazy, but he needs you to understand.

you can’t go anywhere.

anywhere he can’t follow.

“‘toru… I won’t– won’t leave,” you promise, fighting to keep your eyes open. “‘m yours,” and his movements on your clit finally pick up, driving you to your climax.

“all mine,” he pants, feeling the way your warm walls contract around him. but he needs to make sure of it; he needs to make sure you won’t leave.

he delights himself on your high, prolonging it, “‘toru– wait! don’t cum inside!”, but it was too late. his movements falter and satoru moans loudly as he cums inside you, thrusting sloppily until you have milked him completely.

he kisses your shoulder, letting himself get comfortable on top of you, and doesn’t pull out. “sorry, I didn’t mean to cum inside. won’t happen again.”

but he wasn’t sorry at all.

and now that you said you were his, there was no coming back.

#wbysaber #thirsty saber #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen #headcanons #fanfic

[oftenlyshitposting]

i just thought of something fucking funny

think of ezra's blaster-saber and how appalling it would be in huyang's mechanical eyes and memory circuits. thought about it?

good, because i'm gonna raise you a more atrocious creation that i think sabine should make.

think of one of sabine's vambraces, imbued with a retractable lightsaber so in case she loses grip of her actual lightsaber, she has a backup saber ready.

like yes, her vambraces are already equipped with a number of offensive and defensive mechanisms like her mini rockets, flamethrower, and grapplewire.

imagine adding a mini, shoto-like lightsaber into it.

that is the perfect Chaotic yet Practical weapon for a jedilorian such as sabine wren, and you can't convince me otherwise LMFAOAJDKSODKSO

say sabine had already built her own new lightsaber; it's beautiful and the hilt is very sabine-like. now, imagine that while choosing her crystal, another crystal calls to her, a much smaller one. so, without ahsoka or huyang knowing, sabine bonds with both.

when she heard mandalore is liberated and flourishing, she went there to see; where she was met again with bo-katan and introduced to the armorer. now that beskar ore isn't as scarce as it used to be, sabine requests the armorer if she could make an upgrade to her vambraces and her beskar.

sabine constructs her shoto lightsaber, and true to her guess, it's small enough to fit just right in one of her vambraces. the hilt of her shoto lightsaber is made of beskar as well, and when she assembles her new and upgraded vambraces, both bo-katan and the armorer was thoroughly shocked at sabine's new creation, but bo-katan wasn't entirely surprised that sabine thought of such weapon. the armorer didn't entirely agree with such creation, but she was impressed when sabine showed it in action.

sabine hadn't told ahsoka yet, but she kinda didn't have to, because bo-katan told the jedi master herself when sabine wasn't around. ahsoka came to mandalore to pick sabine up for a mission, and was welcomed by the mand'alor and the armorer.

"did you know that your apprentice built a small lightsaber and embedded it into one of her vambraces?" bo-katan casually mentioned to ahsoka over a drink, and the mand'alor had to hold her laugh at ahsoka's baffled expression on her face.

"what do you mean sabine built a lightsaber in her vambraces?" ahsoka repeated, still processing the information, fully facing the mand'alor now.

"this is true, i helped her make it," came in the armorer's voice, as bo-katan sips on her drink, "i, too, was like you. completely baffled by her proposition. but, the weapon does come in quite handy. especially for a mandalorian jedi such as her."

"i have an ancient jedi professor droid with me who would consider sabine's new creation atrocious." ahsoka sighed, earning a small laugh from bo-katan and the armorer. the jedi master shakes her head, not out of disdain, only amusement. "but, he doesn't need to know about it yet."

sabine eventually used it in battle with ahsoka, and was rather panicking when the battle ended and ahsoka saw the still ignited vambrace-saber. sabine tried to clarify whatever it is she thought she needed to clarify, but ahsoka only laughed, which further confuses sabine.

"don't worry," ahsoka said at her, patting her shoulder with a lingering laugh, "bo-katan and the armorer had already told me about it when i went to pick you up on mandalore."

"wait," sabine was in disbelief, "you're not... mad?"

ahsoka chuckled. "sabine, i'm not a lightsaber professor droid nor a purist. that's huyang's job. besides," she nudges at her padawan playfully, "we're both very far from traditional jedi. i wield two lightsabers, and you are a mandalorian jedi padawan who technically also wield two lightsabers."

sabine laughs, agreeing with ahsoka. "i suppose so."

"just make sure to keep it away from huyang," ahsoka said as they made their way back to the fulcrum, "that might send his wires loose."

BONUS:

ezra visited the fulcrum crew and sabine showed him the vambrace-saber, and ezra was so impressed and was actually excited about the creation that he was inspired to assemble an upgraded version of his old blaster-saber. he wanted to make a pair; one for himself, and the other for sabine.

huyang found out about both atrocities, and since then, neither sabine or ezra were allowed to set foot inside his lightsaber assembly/storage area without his or ahsoka's supervisions. despite everything, huyang had to admit to himself, against his own will, that sabine's vambrace-saber and ezra's blaster-saber are rather effective weapons.

disney/filoni if you ever adopt this chaotic weapon idea design @ me so i can get my coins

#sabine wren #ahsoka tano #bo katan kryze #the armorer #huyang #ezra bridger #ahsoka series #ahsoka #the mandalorian #star wars #tired master chaotic padawan #oftenlyspeaks #oftenlywrites #*oftenly'sgif #sabine wren headcanons #FUCKING CRYING AND SHAT MYSELF FROM LAUGHING #THE ATROCITIES OF THE GHOST CREW SIBS #them and giving huyang mechanical aneurysms with their atrocious invention #huyang: i am going to kill you both where you stand #but!!! vambrace-saber is fucking brilliant #and it makes sense for sabine!!! #is it chaotic? yes. is it practical? yes. #chaotic jedilorian sabine wren ilysm

[mamwieleimionstarwars]

Jedi Headcannon:

Now, I know this has probably been already though of but... I wanted to do my own take on this one so...

Jedi and their kyber crystals. Let's go!

I have a few ideas about this one.

First: the kyber crystal to a jedi is what armour is to Mandalorian. And it's been something that has been talked about and written about some. But I don't think it's mentioned and/or used more so here I am.

Second: to touch a kyber is like interacting with Jedi's soul. This is the biggest vulnerability a jedi can show, to anyone. So it is usually considered rude to even ask to see the kyber. That's why the gathering is such an important thing. Bc the babies of the family are getting their souls or the vessel which their soul shall inhibit. As such, the construction and taking care of a saber is also a private family affair.

Third: the kyber is quite literally the physical representation/body/vessel of a Jedi's soul. The Jedi have instincts (at least the Senior Padawans and above bc the little ones need to learn first) to protect their light saber, their crystal and thus the very vessel of their soul outside of their bodies. As such, it not only is their life but also a vulnerable part of themselves. So when a jedi lets you even touch their light saber it means they trust you with their kyber, their soul, their very being. And I think that's beautiful.

And with that, watch as Obi-wan let's Cody hold his saber, and Anakin giving Padme his during Clone Wars. And suddenly it's much more emotional and important.

#star wars #kyber crystal #the jedi #jedi culture #jedi headcanons #jedi and their kyber #light saber #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #cody x obi wan #anakin x padme

[themaevethcometh]

i find it interesting that everyone has accepted that nie zonghui inexplicably has two sabers when no one else in the show dual wields and my sister and i both assumed that he carries huaisang’s saber when we first watched fatal journey.

think about it. mingje wouldn’t let huaisang go on such a dangerous mission without his blade, and if huaisang wouldn’t carry it, he’d have someone else have it on their back, someone who he trusts and who he plans to have stick by huaisang to give him the blade the moment he asks for it.  zonghui has probably done this numerous times just from ensuring huaisang doesn’t leave his blade in random spots at the unclean realm, so much so that the saber is perfectly fine being wielded by him and he is adept at using it alongside his own blade.  when huaisang takes it from him in the woods, it’s not one of his subordinates giving him one of their swords, it’s him finally taking up his own saber, a decision that he still doesn’t feel comfortable with and therefore recants when he gives the blade back to him to hold again in the tomb

#maeve posts #nie huaisang #nie zonghui #fatal journey #the untamed #that's my headcanon anyway #and then i think he leaves it in the tomb with zonghui when they leave #i think that journey is him deciding for sure that he doesn't just hate swords but that he's never going to use a blade specifically again #and i think mingje is emotionally distraught enough to let him especially after the conversations they had in there #idk it's probably more likely that zonghui just. has two sabers. not for narrative purposes but because the creators thought it'd look cool #but i just can't fathom mingje bringing huaisang along without also forcing him to bring his sword #and if huaisang himself won't take it then someone else will take it for him

[inky-the-artist]

tf2 mercs playing beat saber because i love the game

Scout: songs with less than 3.50 notes per second bore him, but he doesn't do that good with pattern changes, so he usually plays sped up songs on Hard, occasionally some Expert ones. he has crazy stamina and can play these fast songs until the headset's battery runs low. very competitive.

Soldier: he always puts his everything into every note, which is extremely tiring, so he usually plays Normal difficulty songs, one or two on Hard every once in a while. he finds it pretty fun, and when the others compete, he usually joins in. when he's tipsy, he'll sing along with the music.

Pyro: (let's pretend a headset can fit over their mask for a minute) they're just there for the vibes, and they love the funky colours and backgrounds of the maps. they don't even need to play the songs, Engie often downloads them modded maps that just focus on the surroundings and it's enough for them. they also enjoy watching others play.

Demo: he's dogshit at the game when he happens to be sobered up, and the drunker he is the better he gets, but the less energy he has for it. one evening he can beat three Expert+ levels in a row and pass out on the couch, other evening he'll play songs on Hard for the entire evening. he's down for a friendly competition.

Heavy: it's not his idea of fun, but he won't walk out when others play, he's content to just sit nearby and watch the casting from the headsets, he'll play a few levels on Normal just for the fun of joining in, but he won't play unless someone asks him to, nor will he play it on his own in his free time. not competitive at all.

Engie: he's crazy good at the game, pretty much the only person in base who can keep up with Scout's preferred song speeds and difficulties. he'll compete with him too, he's not hell-bent on winning but he's not gonna go easy on him. mostly plays Expert and Expert+.

Medic: Medic is the opposite of Scout - he does really well with different patterns, but has trouble keeping up if it's too fast. will SS rank most maps on Hard and slower maps on Expert. does try a slowed down Expert or Expert+ level every once in a while. not very competitive when it comes to this, but when others compete and he has the time for it, he'll join in, and he will laugh at whoever he happens to beat.

Sniper: Sniper is a very casual player, he plays songs on Hard difficulty with the occasional Normal or Expert. he's super stiff when playing, but when he has a drink or two he loosens up. he'll also join a friendly competition if it goes on, but he can't play for too long because the lights hurt his eyes.

Spy: Spy will say this is beneath him and not join the others when they're playing, but truth be told, he tried it once, got his fancy shirt sweaty, failed the level and hasn't wanted to try it again since. when others play, he might hover nearby and point out how goofy they look to the outside world though.

#first headcannons post yay!!:D #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #headcannons #beat saber #inky's occasional writing

[valictini]

How I hc etoiles to look like at all fucking time lmao just carrying his whole arsenal on himself just in case.

Also, I think it’d be very cool if the shield eventually fused with his arm and he could basically summon it at will

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp etoiles #q!etoiles #qsmp headcanons #qsmp french #qsmp france #my art #ÉDIT: i think he doesn’t have an orc sword but a soul saber? unless he renamed it that? #regardless #don’t take this post as an actual ref for his arsenal because I’m pretty sure I made mistakes here and there

[saberspirits]

Predacon Parenting Headcanons

Since Mother's and Father's Day are on everyone's minds, I decided I'd talk about my idea that despite being Cybertron's Apex Predators, Predacons are amazing parents!

Behaviors

♧ Predacons are Monogamous. They mate for life.

♧ Mother Predacons are gentle when picking up their young. Much like Earth's alligators and crocodiles, She will gently scoop up her hatchling with her jaws and carry it around until they can fly or walk efficiently.

♧ If a Predacon is behaving aggressively but not attacking, there's a good chance they have a hatchling nearby.

♧ Father Predacons typically spend time patrolling the area around the den, but when he's home, he is the one who teaches his hatchling to hunt and fight. The Mother also takes part in this, as it is a joint effort by both parents to raise a hatchling.

♧ It's rare for Predacons to have more than one hatchling in their den, but when there is a brood, the parents will often assign one hatching to each other and switch regularly to ensure that both hatchlings learn the skills they need to survive.

♧ Both parents, more often the father, will playfight with the hatchling. This is meant to build confidence and teach the hatchling where to strike. Hatchlings also enjoy climbing on their fathers and yanking their tails.

♧ If a Predacon has come to trust a Cybertronian and they have a hatchling, the Predacon may just bring the Cybertronian to meet the hatchling. If this is done, the Cybertronian can consider themselves part of the family.

#tfp #predacon #transformers prime #transformers prime predacons #transformers #maccadam #transformers headcanons #dragon divider made by @straywords #fire dividers created by @rpinkling #sabers headcanons #reblog

[ask-hunten-and-the-slimes]

Wait. .Saber Slime wasn't extinct?

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#slime rancher #gaming #comics #art #slime rancher 2 #slime rancher 2 fanart #sr2 #sr #slime science #saber slime #slime rancher art #slime rancher fanart #slime rancher headcanons

[frickingnerd]

saber protecting you in battle

pairing: saber x gn!reader

tags: slight angst, mostly fluff, protective saber

saber always has an eye on you during battle! 

sure, you are capable to fight for yourself, otherwise you wouldn't be part of this army, but it doesn't hurt to look out for you

saber couldn't forgive himself if you got hurt and he couldn't even do anything or didn't even notice it! 

so, despite you assuring him you could defend yourself, he was always nearby and always had an eye on you, ready to fight anyone who got too close to you

he often managed to defeat most opponents before they were able to reach you, but sometimes he wasn't so lucky

sometimes he'd end up having to throw himself in front of you, shielding you with his body

his entire back was full of scars already and he always got a scolding from you afterwards when you treated his wounds

but saber always assured you that it didn't even hurt that much and that you were worrying too much!

but of course it did hurt. each wound was more painful than the last, yet he still threw himself in front of you to protect you each time

because this pain was nothing compared to the pain he'd feel if you got hurt…

#saber x reader #saber #fe saber #fire emblem saber #fe #x reader #x you #x y/n #x gn reader #fire emblem echoes: shadows of valentia #fire emblem echoes #fire emblem shadows of valentia #fire emblem x reader #fire emblem #gaiden #fire emblem echoes shadows of valentia #feh #feh x reader #fluff #headcanons #protective

[hidengifs]

BISEXUAL TOKUSATSU CHARACTERS PT.2 PT.1

#well i guess this is an annual thing now lol #disclaimer : these are (mostly) headcanons #super sentai #kamen rider #kamen rider drive #kamen rider revice #ressha sentai toqger #kamen rider build #mashin sentai kiramager #avataro sentai donbrothers #kamen rider saber #kishiryu sentai ryusoulger #chase #ikki igarashi #akira nijino #gou shijima #ryuga banjou #shiguru oshikiri #momoi tarou #rintaro shindo #canalo #tokusatsu #toku edit #square #ps #hidengifs

[that-gay-jedi]

#star wars headcanons #headcanons #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #anakin and obi wan #yoda #master yoda #yan dooku #qui gon jinn #light saber colours #light saber #jedi consular #jedi guardian #disaster lineage #see it gets fixed again when ahsoka has green sabers #but only a little #star wars prequels #jedi #jedi traditions #because i said so

[saintchaser]

rip sirius black you had a crush on david bowie and roger taylor

#this is so cliché of me but men with light hair just do it for him #(the roger taylor part is also saber's hc. they tagged me in a tiktok and mentioned it and our brains work the same /pos) #one day. one daaay. i will do a post with their celeb crushes from back then. one day #sirius black #sirius black headcanons #headcanons

[usagi-alohaoe-enjoyer]

no thoughts only chologoth paco

I was listening to prayers and this popped up in my head

okay so hc where paco is half mexican

and following this thread of thought I imagine paco as a big fan of prayers because he identifies a lot with their music, he even describes himself as chologoth too because of them lol

#paco telling usagi “tu q vas a saber de la escena gótica chamaco pendejo” #y usagi luego luego de q “ um acshually... ” #pacusagi #paco laburantes #jjba headcanons #the jojolands headcanons #tjjl headcanons #enposts

[jewishcissiekj]

Currently I have two headcanons regarding Padawan Asajj having a Lightsaber on Rattatak 1) She found a crystal in a random cave on the planet and built the hilt itself from scraps with Ky's help 2) Ky had two lightsabers when he came to Rattatak and he gifted one of them to Asajj. This is an incredibly devastating hc to me because canonically after his death she uses both sabers to kill the people who killed him

Yeah idk it's just really interesting to me how that Lightsaber comes from nowhere lmao

#daily asajj thought of the day #yeah ky only fights with one and only has one when he aopts asajj in nightsisters (the tcw ep) but do i care #(and in republic 60 you can also see he has one lightsaber but it's a headcanon) #alsoooo #slightly unrelated but i don't like asajj's lightsaber as a padawan being green #might be my cw 2003 and republic 60 bias but like #ky having a green one and asajj having a blue one is cooler than both being green #also the thing with dooku taking her masters' sabers and giving her his former padawan's saber kinda kills me inside #sw #star wars #asajj ventress #ventress #ky narec