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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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This also applies to going out to visit. If I come to visit you at all I like and value you. If I'm still willing to come visit you in clothes I picked up off the floor as opposed to my favourite outfit, it's because we're ride or die

Friends are the people I would let come into my house. Best friends are the people I will still let come into my house even when I haven't had time to do The Guest Clean

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If seeing you is worth facing my own internalized neat freak shame for and/or if I trust you not to judge, you're in the top 5% or so of humanpersons.

Friends are the people I would let come into my house. Best friends are the people I will still let come into my house even when I haven't had time to do The Guest Clean

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Friends are the people I would let come into my house. Best friends are the people I will still let come into my house even when I haven't had time to do The Guest Clean

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"I have a pdf copy" is the online friends's version of "We have food at home"

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no one: anakin & leia: you're old OBI-WAN KENOBI | 1.02 // AHSOKA | 1.05

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Listen, I know Freud did Oedipus dirty by naming all things Oedipal after him but not even 10% as dirty as the Catholic church did my best boy Epicurus by making sure his name is associated with luxury, consumption of delicacies, and snobbery when he actually preached the pursuit of pleasure via slow-paced, communal, anti-consumerist living and wrote reams about the corruptive influence of money.

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Pals I am NOT going to let you fall off the raft, everything is going to be okay bc I will make it okay if it's not

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

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I see a giant cat and I not only forget how dangerous they are and how important for their own wellbeing being left alone by humans is but also that I am too small to scoop them up in my arms like a domestic kitty and boop their nose and carry them home and give them catnip

I literally need to just be fucking banned from looking at pictures of tigers and leopards and whatnot bc they all look like kittens to me and I WILL die

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I literally need to just be fucking banned from looking at pictures of tigers and leopards and whatnot bc they all look like kittens to me and I WILL die

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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Attempts at Waterbending 🌊

Avatar Anakin, native fire bender, just can't seem to get water bending down. "He's too hot headed and impatient." says water bending master Obi-Wan, who happens to be the only one willing to put up the Avatars crap in order to train him.

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probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd

#his face says parenting is hard

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

#hey i know this is a joke but if you keep knocking on doors asking to see the devil...

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HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜