Goncharov (1973)
I know everyone talks about Ice Pick Joe, but let’s be real, that scene where he finally kills Gil “the Grill” McGilicuddy? Brian Dennehy STOLE IT.
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Hey, so we added up the process video for how we made these!
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*MC and Solomon are being interviewed about their relationship*
Solomon: I’m definitely the one that’s in charge in the relationship.
MC:*rolling their eyes* Solo, stand up.
Solomon:*stands up*
MC: Sit down.
Solomon:*sits down*
MC: Look at me.
Solomon:*grinning like a fool, and turning to look at MC*
MC: Good boy~
Solomon:*blushing and clearing his throat* As I was saying, watch this! My star, could you please go fetch my spell book?
MC: Of course.
Solomon: See, MC would do anything for me!
Mephisto:*regretting the whole interview*…..this was pointless.
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Story where two guys are in a timeloop but one of them has to get a root canal tomorrow and he’s really not looking forward to it so he tries to stop the loop from ending by making sure the other guy never learns his lesson
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this is my desperate call for everyone to post funger bugsnax art
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honestly, i think ro's going to be killed off at some point. she gives off that vibe, and i think shannon's trying to get rid of her. plus that'd be a sort of major character death.
she's also associated with keefe, and im pretty sure the keefe fangirls would murder shannon if she actually killed keefe off, so ro is her best option.
not that i care much for ro, just a theory.
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V, fighting BARGHEST, pulls out Sir John Phallustiff.
Myers: It seems we have a mutual friend.
V: What?
Myers: What?
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MC: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock….resting on the beach warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of human life.
Satan: Do you need to talk?
MC: I wish I was a croissant.
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My favorite part of playing guilty gear with my brother is doing character voices and making up factually incorrect lore
My favorite bits:
- Happy Chaos only brings 6 bullets to every fight because none of his clothes have any pockets so that’s all he can fit in his gun
- he also listens to Nickelback and if no one stops him he’s gonna replace the soundtrack to the next guilty gear game with their phlegmy alt-rock
- Asuka B# (pronounced B sharp) invented pop-up books and discovered the Higgs Boson, which was a vital part of creating the Guilty Gear
- The Guilty Gear was a literal gear made out of Higgs Bosons. It’s intended purpose was to absorb all the sins of humanity and get everyone into heaven, but it was eaten by a goat so everyone blames that goat for the downfall of society (this is what the “mankind knew” thing before every match is about)
- Testament’s scythe is a JoJo’s stand called “100 Gecs” that strips you of your pronouns
- Faust is Leonardo DiCaprio who got blackout drunk at the Titanic cast party and has been running around as a bag doctor for like 50 years
— The Leo in every movie since 1997 is a clone. The film studios keep clones of all the big name actors in coffins hidden in Area 51. Goldlewis’s coffin has Benedict Cumberbatch’s clone in it
- “Dog Kick! Dog Kick! Dog Kick!” “Giovanna you really need to find something else to call that move it doesn’t sound good”
- Potemkin is a Macy’s thanksgiving day parade float that turned against its masters and is now seeking revenge
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