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yunoftheclouds · 2 months

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What’s with this sassy, lost child?

#my art #artists on tumblr #yun did a thing #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me meme #obey me memes #luke obey me #obey me luke #omswd meme #om! meme #this is basically his introduction #it’s canon I’m solmare #om! swd #AAAAHAHUEGSAI HIS HANDS ARE BACKWARDS IM SORRY #I REALIZE THIS LIKE 14 HOURS AFTER POSTING

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l3viat8an · 11 months

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Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?

MC: See, me personally-

Lucifer: MC!

MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!

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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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tsukii0002 · 5 months

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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.

Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?

Mammon: Yeah.

Beel: It was delicious

Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.

Solomon: It was Mc's

Mammon: ...

Beel: ...

Levi: ...

Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.

Mammon: What-

Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*

Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!

Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!

Levi: *balled up in a corner*

Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.

Mc: What have you done?

Solomon: Me? nothing :D

Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.

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rktksmdrm · 7 months

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mammon & mammon

#two greedy bois #obey me #whb #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me nightbringer #om! shall we date #nightbringer mammon #om! mammon #obey me memes #obey me fanart #obey me crack #what in hell is bad #whb mammon #whb meme

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dimity-lawn · 5 months

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#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #small gods #brutha #om #the gods #omnia #omnianism #food/drink

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certifiedlucifersimp · 10 months

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Lucifer : Why is MC sitting on your shoulders?

Diavolo : They like to feel tall!

MC : *happy sheep noises*

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yuls-obscurities · 1 year

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I’M BACK SIMPING AGAIN!!

#obey me #diavolo #obey me diavolo #lord diavolo #obey me one master to rule them all #om diavolo #obey me meme #obey me mc

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dustfluff · 1 year

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support group for 🐑🦐 pls 💢💢

☆ as always do not repost without permission & remove my watermark! always rb and save instead! tysm! <3 check out my other handles if u like!

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yunoftheclouds · 2 months

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MC stands for malicious care

#my art #artists on tumblr #yun did a thing #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me sheep mc #sheep chan #om! meme #obey me memes #obey me meme #omswd meme #diavolo obey me #obey me diavolo #please tell me this wasn’t just me #theyre very bullyable

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l3viat8an · 10 months

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*Texting in the HoL group chat*

MC: I will give you the best head of your life if you being me a cherrycoke slushy tonight 😘

Satan:…

Beel: Okay.

Asmo: No I’ll do it!!

Mammon: As if!!! I’ll get if for ya MC!

Belphie: Get what?

Belphie: Oh. I’ll get it.

Levi: As if you’ll actually get out of bed lmao

Lucifer: MC, what is the meaning of this?

MC: Oops…wrong chat!

MC: Just ignore that 😇

*MC texting Solomon (aka the right chat lol)*

MC: Can you get me a slushy on the way home?

Solomon: Cherrycoke?

MC: Yea! You’re the best Solomon 😘

Solomon: Asmo texted me first. I still want head 😉

MC: Damnit-

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starrymuya · 1 year

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I love how Nightbringer Barbatos absolutely hates Solomon🤣

Solomon what did you do?!?!?

#obey me #obey me memes #obey me barbatos #obey me nb #om! barbatos #obey me nightbringer #muya_art

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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the brothers: it’s obvious you have favorites, mc. ://

MC: what are you talking about?? i love all of you equally, mammon or nonmammon :)) <3

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tsukii0002 · 17 days

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Levi: Mc!!!! Mammon won't give me my money back

Mc: Mammon either give Levi his money back or stop asking him for money.

Later that day

Belphie: Mc, Lucifer won't stop sending me work that I don't have to do.

Mc: Lucifer!!! Stop bringing you extra work and you Belphie do your fair share!!!

A couple of hours later

Solomon: Mc! Asmo won't let me wear my wizard cape!

Mc: *sighing* Asmo let everyone dress the way they want to dress, ok?

A while later

Luke:*crying* Mc!! Beel has eaten the cake I had just made!!!!

Mc: Beel!!! What did we say about eating Luke's sweets without permission????

After all day resolving other people's conflicts

Mc: Can't you do anything on your own?!!!!

Barbatos: *standing next to Mc with a smile* ….

Mc: Barbatos?

Barbatos: Mc, the young master keeps touching my exclusive tea pots.

Mc: …

Mc: All of you do this on purpose, don't you?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: *sighs* Diavolo!!!!

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loweya-blog · 7 months

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OG Obey Me Summary

Lilith: Ya'll are such a mess I need to send my DESCENDANT to fix your shit.

Nightbringer Summary

Nightbringer: Ya'll are such a mess I need to bring your FUTURE therapist to fix your shit.

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freakylilnutjob · 2 months

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most relatable guy ever

#i forgot i made this forever ago #here yall go #obey me #leviathan #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #omswd #omnb #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #om leviathan #om levi #obey me memes #mine

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