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mararabbit · 5 months
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jovial dog lady who is very polite...... says "golly" and "jeezums"
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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 11 months
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Doodles of the Tartar sauce boys who are madly in love with each other 👍🏼✨
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yournextbimbogf · 2 months
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God that man Miguel can be the most cockiest son of Cronus but oh does his cock fit inside you like a glove. His ego gets bigger and bigger every time he hears you praising him and telling him how much you need him. He slaps your ass as he bucks his hips into your plump flesh. He lays hismself onto your back as he grunts out in your ear
“Shit honey i’m gonna cum. Wanna be my charming wife that bears my kids. Your ment to be mine. Your the queen of the underworld after all.” You nod your head eagerly as he grips your waist with his large hands. His pace quickens as he strikes your jiggly ass again. The room was fulled with groans and moans and the sweet smell of sex clouding the room. He is arrogant sometimes but you have him pussy drunk most of the time. He places his lips onto yours with his tongue roaming around your mouth intertwining with each other. You grind your hips against his cock as he keeps crashing against your pussy. He looks down at you to see your eyes rolling back, your tits jiggling and your face scrunching up in pleasure. He deeply chuckles before he spoke
“Damn love. Your cunt is hugging me like it misses me.” You were quick to say something but it all translates to mutters and slurred words. He rubs your clit as you feel a huge wave of pleasure coming through you. Suddenly he slows down and starts cumming inside you. You can feel his cock twitch then his sperm shoots deep inside your cunt. Abruptly you whine as he slips out his thick cock.
“don’t worry. Your now the queen and mother of the underworld sweetheart. You belong to me and only me my queen.” He stated to you.
this fic was very last min so sorry :(( but my brain was craving smut!!
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lilac-hecox · 11 days
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Who is Your Favorite Smosh Cast Member?
Inspired by my previous anon ask (ty anon) I am very curious on Smoshblr's opinion on the cast! Feel free to vote with your heart and I would appreciate reblogging to spread awareness!
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crowcage · 2 months
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(the picture is literally not even related btw)
OMDSSDthe tags you guys put on your reblogs absolutely make my day ily all *giggles and runs away blushing*
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spookyclooky · 1 month
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whumppmuhw · 5 months
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if anyone sees this I want to know
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mararabbit · 3 months
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gay gay homosexual gay
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ekittensynesthesia · 4 months
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sherryclover · 3 months
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AGHHHHH
I FEEL SO DARN STUPIDDD I CANT FIGURE OUT ANYTHING TO WRITE FOR MY CRK ANCIENT OC😞 (MY ONE BRAIN CELL ISNT WORKING PROPERLY HELP ME..☹️ weird thing to ask but is anyone willing to give me ideas 😞)
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yournextbimbogf · 3 months
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imagine perv! Konig I’m gonna cum and die at the same time😀🪦
Me too hun me too!! So here’s some headcannons!!
(I just wrote what my brain was craving hehehhe)
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TW: könig is a meanie but a perv here :((!!
Perv! König loves to watch you shower. He’ll walk in just to say “sorry i walked into the wrong room”.
Perv! König knows that he’s your roommate and he can take advantage to that. He plays porn out loud knowing you can hear so you can get all hot and bothered.
Perv! König definitely would ask to take you shopping and thanking the gods for you randomly losing your underwear and bra’s (he’s taking them) and he can only lead you to go pantie and bra shopping.
Perv! König walks around the house only wearing tight boxers that hugs his cock like a glove. His cock almost looking like it wants to be freed, you can see the base poking out the boxer hole.
Perv! König can see your panties poking out under your sleeping shorts, as your bending down to put clothes in the washer he walks up to you and smacks your ass lightly while saying “goodmorning Engel.”
Perv! König always watches you like a hawk when you’re gonna go out. He always asks you questions like an overprotective father.
“Where are you going?”
“With who?”
“Engel you sure you wanna go? Why don’t we stay home and watch movies hm?”
Eventually he knows you’ll skip your next date and cave in.
Perv! Köing invites ghost and soap over just to talk and catch up with them. He tells you to wear a cute sundress for all of them. When you come out to serve them a drink they immediately smile and laugh at each other.
“I see you könig. Inviting this cute girl over to give us drinks.” Ghost says with his thick British accent lingering.
“That’s my roommate asshole.” König argues back.
“Even better that you got her walking around here all the time.” Soap adds.
Perv! König has your panties under his pillow. He jerks his cock to you while sniffing your panties dreaming and fantasizing about you on your knees innocently sucking his cock, looking up at him with doe-like eyes, all cockdrunk and slurring your words.
Perv! König watches pornstars that almost look exactly like you and groans when he sees the woman on screen cumming.
Perv! König was about to leave but before he left you mumble out..
“M’ gonna miss you könig”
He suddenly loses his breath and feels his thick cock hardened against his cargo pants. When you hug him he can feel your cunt press up against him unknowingly. His breath gets caught in his throat. He can feel your plump breasts rest against his chest.
Perv! König sometimes imagine you pregnant. Your tits swelled up with milk, your belly creating a slight bulge, your hips starting to widen and your hormones begin to rise. He imagines what it would be like if you cooked a warm meal for him and already on your knees ready to suck his cock when he comes home.
Perv! König get’s hard at Imagining your puffy cunt clenching around nothing as his warm sperm leak out of your cunt.
König might be a perv but he’s ur perv <3.
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justafanbutcurious · 3 months
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@lady-stardust-incarnate
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the-ace-reader · 7 days
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URGENT NOTICE FOR US DISCORD USERS!!!!!
There is an announcement floating around, and this one starts out basically the same way, but
I have included a more in-depth email template to send to Discord that is based on an arbitration opt-out sample letter from a legal office.
That way, your opt-out will hopefully be more watertight, as this is a legal issue. It may be overkill, and hopefully it is, but better safe than sorry, right?
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Discord has decided to do an INCREDIBLY SHADY MOVE and change their TOS to include an arbitration clause (scroll down until you see the bolded heading titled “Agreement to Arbitrate”)
To opt-out of the arbitration clause, email
with your notice that you do not wish to be a part of the clause. It is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED that you do this as soon as possible.
A possible email format to use (remember that this IS a legal opt-out) -
Email Subject: Opting Out of the Agreement to Arbitrate
To Whom It May Concern:
I, [legal name], am opting out of the Agreement to Arbitrate as outlined in Section 16 of your Discord Terms of Service Agreement, on [today’s date].
I do not agree to the Agreement to Arbitrate for any accounts created by, or associated with, the email(s)/phone number(s) provided:
[list email(s)/phone number(s) attached to discord accounts]
This opt-out notice applies to any and all accounts that I, [legal name], have utilized in the past, am currently utilizing presently, and may choose to utilize and create in the future.
Please let me know as soon as possible if you need any additional information from me to implement my opt-out request.
Finally, I ask that you send me confirmation that you have received and processed this opt-out notice.
Sincerely,
[legal name]
For more information, here is someone that breaks it down a little bit:
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