Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 41
Obey me!
(a couple were changed)
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out grocery shopping
Raphael: takes a free sample twice
Raphael: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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Thirteen: *coughs blood*
Mc: Don't die, Thirteen!
Thirteen: Don't tell me what to do!
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Solomon, proudly: I slept.
Simeon: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?
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Satan: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Mammon, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Little Levi: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
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Mephisto: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Thirteen: What baby?
Mephisto, crying a bit: Me.
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Mc: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Solomon: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
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decriminalize killing people criminalize elon musk
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WOO SPIN THINGS, drawn by JavaScript code and chance.
240311
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Redising this amazing ponys <333
I found them on youtube by an amzing artist! and want to try to do it at my thing how they would be!!!
Go follow the artist on youtube!!
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Very quick randomly generated mew! I don’t remember the link so if anyone could help…
Edit: Found it!
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Princess Gum And The Poppers Of Silence is a group of 10 magical girls with a clock motif.
A superhuman group granted them its powers so they could stop a family of omnicidal doctors from sending people to the Condiment Portal.
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rifle nearly
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A No Man's Sky Certified Classic.
Behold, Analyst Entity Bro:
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Does anyone else remember and think about how in that one off the wall VeggieTales they said in the future humor would be randomly generated, and then fast forward to now, and we feed bots 50 episodes of Batman and then have it write an episode, or the Tumblr Memories where some of them are just so random that they make no sense but it makes you laugh really hard anyway?
It happened, guys. We are literally living in the future where humor is randomly generated.
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i have a horrible idea
what if i were to go to a random word generator, generate... idk, 16 words, reorder and very slightly change them to be coherent, and then just post them...
no thats too stupid of an idea
lets do it
(anyone wanting to try it use this word generator and feel free to rb with what you got)
my words:
grip beef sum entry powder humanity west convince flour expand moon clerk change custody sanctuary ceremony
my abomination:
west humanity convinces expanding beef moon sanctuary to change custody of flour. clerk grips the entry sum of ceremonial powder
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decriminalize killing people criminalize ben shapiro talking
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DRAW DAILY NOTHINGS, drawn by JavaScript code and chance.
230705
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I made Trubbish as a human. There is not a thought behind those eyes. Little trash child. The random number generator told me to.
Reference Trubbish image from Bulbapedia.
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