F ─ First time. How was their first time together ? Was any of them nervous ? Did it live up to their expectations ?
nerve-wracking, especially since it’s something they’ve both wanted for years. it happened during one of their dates, when joy had come over and they wound up making out on his couch. joy spent years fantasising what that moment would be like with theo so she didn’t really know what to expect. she actually did feel a little emotional, getting a bit teary-eyed. once theo made sure that she was alright and wanted to continue, he had kissed her lips softly before sliding in. overall, their first time was super sweet.
L ─ Lingerie. Do they enjoy wearing it and/or seeing their partner in lingerie ? What kind of lingerie do they find the sexiest ? Any other clothing they love seeing their partner in ( like grey sweater pants, wearing nothing but an apron, really short shorts, etc… ) ? Do they often wear what the other likes, just to please them ?
joy barely likes wearing bras so she’s definitely not a lingerie person. it just seems like too much hassle to put on and even worst to take off. she’ll sometimes wear one of theo’s shirts to go to sleep and she’s ridden him while wearing one of those shirts. as for their regular clothes, joy’s style has developed from flannel tops and jeans to floral prints and loose dresses in her absence. it was a change for theo but he thinks she looks cute either way.
P ─ Public. Have they ever done it in public ? Were they caught ? Do they have a favourite public place to do it ?
definitely not. they aren’t one for pda in general (beyond holding hands or walking with their arms around one another) but it’s worst in opal cove, since this is where they grew up and they know practically everyone. it just isn’t something they would ever want to do. joy has no desire to be the subject of the town’s gossip. they prefer to keep their moments private.
W ─ Walk of shame. Has one of them ( or both ) ever done a walk of shame ( trying to leave the place the other shared with roommates/family members unnoticed but being caught ) ? How was it ? What were the reactions ?
it did happen once, where joy was still sleeping over at theo’s when ollie had come over. she did try to leave while they were in the other room, but she did get caught. at the time, she and theo were still keeping things under the radar so she definitely didn’t stick around to answer any questions nor did she provide much explanation.
send a pairing + one or more letters for some headcanons regarding our muses’ sex life !
Theodore nott x Gryffindor fem! Reader fluff and soft smut she’s reading in his lap while he’s leaning against the bedpost reading with her holding the book and Turing the pages while she keeps reading it and it’s super smutty (maybe the actors spin-off book abt nesta and cassian-) and she just traces his arm veins while they read (and if you decide to make it smutty pls make the reader LOVE LOVE LOVE his hands, abs, arm viens-)
a l l u r i n g
fandom- Harry Potter
pairing(s)- theodore nott
a/n: hullo, I have my midterm math exam on Monday so its all rushed and i barely have time to post but this has me screaming and crying all at once.
i could not find any hardcore smut from a court of silver flames , I couldn't find any hardcore smut from court of silver flames, I'm so sorry abt that. the scene you're reading out loud is written by none other than @lustingbones, featuring Dick Grayson. I've written her fanfic in cursive so as to not get confused. she has single handedly created an obsession for nightwing in me.
here's the link to the inspiration :)
requests are forever open,
luv,
teddy
requested- yes
warnings- mf this is an advanced apology, i've never written smut. i've never even held someone's hand romantically, hell, i can't even keep eye contact, soft smut, fluffy, vulgar language, they both are minors, no protection is mentioned, it might make you uncomfortable, the reading of smut, the writing of smut
The sleeves of your black satin shirt had already fallen down your arms, the shirt itself was only being held up by two thin chains over your shoulder. it was basically as good as transparent, there wasn't a thing you couldn't see through it.
Theodore had leaned himself on his bedpost, his shirt was long gone. You were reading to him, your legs were on either side of his hips, your ass was cupped by his hand as he found utter joy in this situation. Your breasts were Infront of his face as he struggled not to get hard under you so quickly. Theo was never this grateful for being taller than you, he could just look down at you and get a perfect view. he wanted nothing more than to hold them in his hands and squeeze it or just rip the shirt off at this point.
"He moaned softly at the squelch of your cunt swallowing him, a creamy white ring surrounding the base of his cock every moment he pulled out."
your flingers grazed the hoops of his trousers, hooking them absentmindedly. sometimes they paused and was placed next to his hips.
“D-Dick, p-please baby-” a hitch in your voice. you could feel your pussy, but more than that, you could feel a lump in his pants.
"its so attractive when you say baby like that, but when i fuck you, its gonna be theo" he mumbled by leaning closer to your ear.
all you could do is nod as he signaled for you to continue.
“Gotta breed you baby.. Show all these fuckers that you’re mine and get you pregnant. You’d like that huh? All full with my baby, my cum deep inside this needy lil’ pussy, hm? You want that princess?” You felt him smirk against your skin as he never faltered, his cock reaching so deep inside you–fuck this man would be the end of you."
Theo's eyes were fixated on you. the way your voice was wavering, the way you squeezed your thighs, how a blush crept to your face. he loved how you got so shy with the pregnancy kink. it made him wonder if she had one herself.
"you're into that? why read about it when i can give you the full experience in 6D?"
you tried to waver him off, this was the last thing you needed in this situation
" "All I do is treat you so fuckin’ well, don’t I?” Dick mumbled as his fingers started to toy with your clit, his middle finger rubbing the sensitive nub in circles as he continued his brutal pace on your weeping cunt. “F-fuck..” he whined as he pulled away for a moment to look down at where the two of you were connected, his cum from earlier rounds already starting to pool onto the bedsheets and trailing down your thighs. “S’good to me, ya know that? Such a good girl..” Fuck it was starting to become too much for him, but it felt so fucking good.."
you could feel your own pussy throbbing. If you were being honest to yourself, you were thinking about you and Theodore. your head keeps going to the idea of him saying this to you, doing this to you and feeling him so hard just got you more turned on.
“G-Gonna come, Dee–fuck!” you whimpered as you fell back into the sheets with your face squished against the pillows, gripping the blanket into your hands tightly."
your palm grazed his veiny arms, has he been working out? they've gotten so big..
“F-fuckin’ come baby, come all over this cock..” He coos through clenched teeth, his nails lightly digging into your plush skin as his thrusts sped up."
from palms to fingernails, they slowly trail up his forearm and roamed around his chest.
"Whiney breaths leave your throat as your climax starts building, before the coil in your tummy finally snaps, your juices gushing around him as he let out a whine and threw his head back."
you find yourself adjusting to place your pussy right above his cock. you could see his face trying to not to show any signs of satisfaction. that was all you needed.
“C-Come inside me, Dick–please!” you squeal with your face squished into the pillow to muffle your needy whines as his cock twitched inside you."
all he could concentrate about is trying not to break character. his eyes fixated on the elegant curve of your back beneath the clear fabric. her rough voice ran through his head in circles. he lifted an arm from his side, letting it play with the bottom buttons, almost only leaving one left. The only thing covering you up.
“I know baby, I know–fuckk!” he groaned as you felt him release inside you, thick ropes of his cum painting your walls a creamy white, giving a few shallow thrusts before stilling inside you, pants and heavy breathing leaving both of your lips as you sat in silence."
you ran your arms down his abs, he loved your not so secret fixation you had for them. but you loved it more.
"You whine as you try to crawl away from his needy hands before he grabs you by the waist and pulls you back to flip you onto your back, a few pieces of his hair stuck to his forehead as he looks down at you with a grin painting his plush lips. Gosh it’s like he was trying to kill you."
“Said ya’ wanted to help me..” he cooed as he leant down with his lips ghosting over yours. "
“So, help me..”
Theodore was done. He gently picked the book from your hand and placed it on his nightstand. both his hands went under your thighs as to place you on the bed so he could tower over you, his chain dangling Infront of your eyes.
"hi handsome" you said peering up to him. you pulled his arm to examine it. his veins looked so hot, just absolutley lovley to have around you.
"hey beautiful"
you take his hand, a quiet smile made way too your face as you rest it on your breasts
Theodore felt your hands as it unzipped his trousers leaving him in boxers. your hand slid up and down his dick in slow strokes, just to drive him mad.
he takes her into my arms still kneeling, hitching your leg around his torso before pulling you as close as possible. The kisses you shared were soft, unbothered needy but never rushed.
Your whole life was flipped upside down at sixteen. You were on your way to become an amazing football player, playing the the U17’s Lionesses as well as in the Liverpool Academy and were deemed one of the best upcoming players. But It all went down hill when one night at a party you got drunk, slept with a guy and before you knew it, you were standing in a bathroom with a positive pregnancy test staring right back at you.
Conversation after conversation followed with family, friends and staff about what to do next. You had managed to contact the boy from that night only to get ghosted and to find out he had left town the next week with his family.
You support system was made up of the best people in your life, being there with you through everything even when learning that it wasn’t just one baby but two. Nine months later your beautiful twins were born, Theo Luka Y/L/N coming out first followed by his sister Maisie Luna Y/LN. Your heart was full from the moment your babies were placed into your arms and you knew you would give them the world and more.
Nobody expected you to return back to football but just four months later your were back in the academy, juggling school, football and your twins but in the end you made it work. Now fast forward three years with your two bundles of joy now being three years old you were on your way to your first senior call up for the England National team.
You were the last to arrive at St George's Park due to having two bubbly, energy filled toddlers who refused to wear anything beside a Spiderman costume for Theo and a Cinderella dress for Maisie. Arriving just in time for dinner, you left your bags as you were notified someone would take up to your room that only held you and the twins.
There was no time to be nervous when entering the dining hall, having two of the most extroverted toddlers ever they didn’t waste anytime in rushing through the doors and towards the food. Taking no notice of the many eyes that snapped to the two toddlers, like always in their own little worlds.
“Slow down guys, I will get your food. Be patient please.” You ran in after them, smiling apologetically at the chef who didn’t know what to do with two kids babbling at him in a toddler language he couldn’t quite understand.
“You got some energetic kids there.” You turned around to the voice of Sarina, smiling as she pulled you into a hug before bending down to the twins levels. “Hi, my name is Sarina. What are your names?”
Maisie and Theo looked up at you simultaneously, making sure to give them a small nod to tell Sarina their names. “Spiderman” Sarina let out a laugh at Theo’s answer.
“Well nice to meet you Spiderman, and I am guessing you are a princess.” Sarina turned to Maisie after shaking Theo’s hand gently.
“I am Cinderella.” Maisie said poking out her chest in pride, you couldn’t help but smile as your new coach stood a curtsied to Maisie, the toddler letting out her tiny giggles that never failed to melt your heart.
Sarina stood with you as you grabbed plates and filled them with food you knew Theo and Maisie would like, lucky for you they were absolutely angles when it came to eating, when they were younger both of them even ate dog food for you childhood dog that was set out at your parents home.
“Two hands.” Placing the tray carefully into Maisie’s hand. Unbeknownst to you Leah and Lucy had stood from their respective tables and made their way towards the group of you.
“Need a little help there mister?” Leah bent down grabbing the tray from Theo’s hands to her own as he saw the young boy struggling. “You wanna come sit with me, I’m Leah.” Theo once again looked warily at the blonde stranger reaching behind him to tug you shirt, causing you to turn around.
“Hi.” You couldn’t help but be awestruck at the two world class defenders in front of you, managing only a small greeting.
“Hi, I’m Leah I can take this little guy to come sit with me.” The blonde greeted showing off her trademark smile.
“Oh god, you really don’t have to.” You said shaking your head knowing Theo was in his most energetic mood and he was eating his dinner which meant he was very messy.
“Mummy I want to go.” You looked down surprise at Theo.
“Okay then off you go, I want all the veggies gone when I come check.” Not another word was uttered from your three year old as he happily took Leah’s hand as she led him to her table that sat Keira, Georgia, Beth, Jordan and Katie. You didn’t even notice Maisie was already sat at a table with Lucy, Rachel, Millie, Mary and Alex.
“What just happened?” You said to no one in particular, Sarina laughing and patting your back.
“You got free babysitting, just go with it.” Sarina smiled before making her way back to the staff tables.
You didn’t have to worry about where to sit cause as soon as you turned around from grabbing your plate the loud voice of Ella Toone rang out calling you over to sit down at a table that held herself, Alessia, Lotte, Esme, Lauren and Chloe. Your nerves shattered away as you fell into a comfortable conversation with the group of girls, not taking any note to the conversations your twins were having with some of Englands best.
“Is your Mummy good at football?” Rachel asked Maisie who was stuffing her face with food, sat comfortably in her chair that had four cushions stacked to keep her in level with the table.
“My Mummy is the best, she gets all the balls in the net.” Maisie smiled at Rachel who she had now named Ra-Ra, the three year old having a nick for coming up with nicknames for people with names she deemed to hard or long to say.
“She sounds pretty good.” Millie smiled at the little girl across the table.
Back at the table Theo was sitting in he was telling a long story about how he was going to be the best football player ever. “What position?” Keira asked the boy, who thought about his answer for a sec.
“Keeper like Jordan Pickford and Mary Earps.” Theo replied with a big smile on his face.
“Yo, Mary you’ve got a future keeper here, says he wants to be like you and Pickford.” Georgia yelled to the table Mary was sitting at, she caught Theo’s eye giving him a big smile and thumbs up.
“Theo what happened to becoming a striker like your mum.” You said to Theo having caught wind of the conversation that was happening across the room.
“Keepers at the unseen hero’s of the game.” You jaw dropped as the three keepers around the room cheered at your son’s words.
“Who told you that? also your veggies better be done.” Your son’s face dropped from his sly smirk into a annoyed face as he looked down at the broccoli and carrots on his plate that you knew for a fact he did like but just didn’t eat it straight away to annoy you.
Having lost track of the time as everyone sat and talked you looked down at your phone to see it was the just about time to put the twins to bed, knowing they were bound to crash soon you knew it was time to get them to bed.
What you hadn’t expected to see when you stood up to grab the two toddlers were both of them fast asleep Theo in the arms of Beth and Maisie asleep in the lap of Millie, looking tiny in comparison to the brick wall.
“It will never seize to amaze me how they always fall asleep with everyone else but me.” You smiled at Beth who gently passed Theo into your arms.
“You’ll be back down right we are all just hanging out down in the team room.” Leah asked before you could step away from the table.
“As soon as these two are settled I will be back, by the looks of things I will be back very quickly.” You smiled at the table walked over to the other table where Maisie was cured into Millie’s chest.
“I can bring her up.” Millie immediately offered, making your heart melt at the kindness from all these women just on your first night.
Soon enough with Theo in your arms, Maisie in Millies as well as Rachel tagging along for the ride you made it up to your room without any toddlers waking up. “Was it hard to come back from giving birth?” The question came out of no where from Millie as you placed Theo into bed.
“I though about not doing football and just giving up all together, I was sixteen, still in school with twins it was almost impossible to do it. But football is everything to me and I really wanted to come back and I knew if I worked hard enough I could make it my career. It was hard, but even getting this call up makes it feel all worth it.” Millie and Rachel nodded along to your words as you placed both twins on one of the beds, making sure to set up a baby monitor in case they woke up.
“They’ll be fine in there?” Rachel asked.
“They’ve had a long day i’ll be very surprised if they wake up before I come back to the room, they somehow always wake up when they feel my presence come back.”
Coming back to one of the team common room everyone was sitting around in their different groups. You decided to join a group of the younger girls who were playing a game of uno.
“I’ll deal you in.” Alessia said smiling up and giving you seven cards to play the game.
You were able to play about two rounds with Niamh taking the win for one round while you took the win for the other. Most of the girls also had a big travel day so everyone headed to bed early including you, waving goodnight to Esme and Lauren who took the room beside you. You quickly entered the room quickly checking on the twins, getting ready for bed and falling straight asleep.
✨ send a pairing + one or more letters for some headcanons regarding our muses’ sex life !
R/ N/ C/ B — JOY x THEO
R ─ Recording. Have they ever filmed themselves having sex ? Did they watch it together afterwards ? Has anyone else seen their videos ?
Joy and Theo have never really recorded themselves having sex and this is mainly because Theo still gets a little shy. He prefers to keep their intimate moments between themselves but wouldn’t be opposed to trying if Joy wants to.
N ─ Nudes. Do they send them to each other ? Do they save them on their phones ? Do they keep them to themselves, or do they show them to their friends ? Have they ever sent one to a wrong number ?
Unlike full recordings of them having sex, Theo is a little bit more comfortable sending nudes to Joy. She was actually the first one to send him something and he almost had a breakdown because he didn’t know how to respond. Theo eventually got used to it and even likes to initiate these messages between the both of them now. He only started saving the photos Joy sent him after he asked if she was okay with it. He didn’t want to save anything on his phone if Joy wasn’t comfortable with it. Theo also tends to quadruple check everything when he wants to send Joy nudes. He will actually bury himself alive if he accidentally sends Ollie a photo of his dick.
C ─ Condoms. Do they use them ? Do they have a preference ( color, flavour, etc… ) ? Have they ever had an accident ? Would they continue anyway, if they’ve forgotten/run out of them ?
When Theo and Joy first started having sex, he always made sure he used a condom. The first time they ever had sex without protection was in Theo’s car. He didn’t realise that he didn’t have any condoms nearby and it was too late for them to stop since they were both already so horny. He made sure to pull out in time to prevent any accidents from happening.
B ─ Breeding. Is this one of their kinks ? Do they often have unprotected sex ? Have they ever had any pregnancy scares ?
Breeding isn’t really one of Theo’s kinks but he’ll happily cum inside Joy if she asks him to. Early on in their relationship, Joy and Theo were more careful and often used protection, but they’re a lot more relaxed about it now. They haven’t had any pregnancy scares and don’t really want any anytime soon, but Theo honestly wouldn’t be upset if Joy ever told him she was pregnant.
here’s the list of characters i came up with that i relate to now (whether or not i understand why lol):
- kie (outer banks)
- the biologist (annihilation)
- nell (the haunting of hill house)
- dot (the wilds)
- leah (the wilds)
- jackie (castle rock)
- maddie (twin peaks)
- allison (kevin can fuck himself)
- patty (kevin can fuck himself)
- maxine (x)
- harper (set it up)
- ziggy (fear street)
- camille (sharp objects)
- sydney (i am not okay with this)
- alyssa (the end of the fucking world)
- belly (the summer i turned pretty)
- the narrator (zipper mouth)
- beverly (hannibal)
- freddie lounds (hannibal)
- ruth (i don’t feel at home in this world anymore)
- shannon (kentucky route zero)
- mae (feel good)
- nora (the wilds)*
- josie (annihilation - film)*
- helly r (severance)
- joy (everything everywhere all at once)
- cassie (the flight attendant)
- lois (sourdough)
- penny lane (almost famous)
* = to a lesser extent than previously/to their counterparts
here’s the old list from last year:
- brigitte (ginger snaps)
- eve (killing eve)
- jackie (castle rock)
- may (may)
- camille (sharp objects)
- maddie (twin peaks)
- nell (the haunting of hill house)
- merricat (we have always lived in the castle)
- richard (the secret history)
- theo (the goldfinch)
- pauline (excision)
- violet (american horror story)
- mia (evil dead)
- erin (final destination 3)
- ian (final destination 3)
- eleanor (eleanor oliphant is completely fine)
which isn’t to say i don’t relate to those characters at all anymore, some of them i don’t really tbh, some of them were more how i was at a different time in my life, some of them it’s just less now, or i’m not as invested in whatever piece of media so it’s not as strongly in the front of my mind. i can definitely rationalize and explain my old list though while i can’t for every character in the new list. some of them are just the energy right now. the summer atmosphere might have a lot to do with my mindset right now though too, i feel like a lot of the things that are resonating with me currently are summer things. anyway the perspective of these characters seems to have shifted from a morbid outlook to a sort of bleak one lol
REQUESTED: "Hii may i request a draco x reader where they’re bestfriends atm but they both have feeling for each other and none of them is willing to tell anything. it’s winter, then they end up under a mistletoe. But the key is that the mistletoe only spawns above those who both love each other."
SUMMARY: y/n and draco find themselves under some mistletoe.
WARNINGS: none!!
WORD COUNT: 797
A/N: i'm not sure about this one, i've been feeling really unmotivated and uninspired... idk
"You're really not gonna tell her?" spoke Blaise incredulously.
"Of course not, i'm not gonna make a fool of myself." said Draco haughtily, but it was evident there was a touch of fear in his voice.
"You already are a fool, might as well ask her out." added Theo Nott from his bed.
Draco shot him a deadly glare before deciding he was ready to descend the stairs towards the common room.
"You should just tell him, y/n!" said Pansy, her tone slightly annoyed at your stubbornness.
"You know i'm not, you can stop telling me." you declared, sitting on your bed waiting for your friends to get ready.
It was the final day of school before the winter break; that meant saying goodbye to all your friends as if it was the last time you'd see each other forever, only to see them again in january.
You finally reached the common room, at the same time the boys did. A fortuity.
You caught Draco's gaze before everyone else's, always so calm and collected. He smiled at you, a rare occurrence because the boy's face never showed particular signs of happiness.
You smiled back, the joy of having finished the tests until next year showing through the bright grin directed to the boy.
You opted to talk to him, not to confess your feelings, you wouldn't have. It was nothing but a crush, one that didn't need to be revealed.
He saw you approaching and the thought of disclosing his love crossed his mind, but he wouldn't have. No, he wouldn't.
"Off to Paris, Malfoy?" you started jokingly, knowing about the Malfoys' usual 'common and boring' trips, as Draco frequently described them.
"Italy, most probably, it's much better." you giggled and you would have continued your casual conversation hadn't it been for your friends calling you.
"Y/n, Draco..."
"Yes, we're coming."
"No..." you stopped yourself to stare at your friends but they simply pointed out a spot just above your head.
You and Draco looked up to find mistletoe, mouths slightly agape at the unexpected coincidence.
You let out a laugh that sounded more like a heavy breath as you kept on staring at the plant above you, utterly scared of what might happen if you crossed his stormy eyes instead.
He seemed to have the same idea, keeping his gaze on the mistletoe, jaw clenched.
"Maybe you should... y'know..." started Pansy with her usual shrilly tone that only appeared when something exciting was happening.
Draco finally looked at you, but you didn't dare lower your regard.
"We shouldn't-"
"It'd be just a kiss, bad things happen to those who break traditions..." uttered Theo much like a prophet, interrupting Draco and his weak attempt at restraining himself.
"It'd be... just a kiss, right?" you finally spoke, barely audible, but Draco's ears understood your dulcet voice perfectly.
"Only if you want." he stated clearly, but you both wanted it. You had wanted it since the day you had met. But the courage to actually make the first step always seemed too weak in comparison to the will to maintain your friendship, the fear the sentiment might not have been reciprocated.
You tentatively closed the distance and he followed gladly. Lips finally touching after so much longing.
It was an instant you wished last forever, but under the curious gazes of your nosey friends you deemed it best to stop.
His cheeks were now scarlet and your own certainly felt hot after the searing moment you had just exchanged. You blamed the sudden heat on the observers, but you both knew the real reason.
"Well?" asked Daphne, leaning towards the two of you almost as if she was watching the most important scene of her favourite tv show.
"Well what? It was nothing, just- a friendly kiss, wasn't it?" you replied, staring at Draco once more.
"It would have been, but that is magical mistletoe." stated Blaise, pointing to the plant hanging above you. You lifted your gaze and noticed it had considerably grown since the last time you saw it, red berries adorning its every branch.
"And?" asked Draco, an eyebrow raising up in question and slight annoyance. Typical, but you couldn't help but love it.
"It only spawns above those who love each other."
At that point, your body was like on fire and you felt your limbs suddenly go rigid. You wanted to do something but it was impossible.
"Very funny. Hilarious, really." continued Draco, trying to play it off, but his eyes displayed something else, uncertainty.
"Try moving, it'll spawn there too." spoke Blaise, incredibly amused.
"I swear i would have told you." you suddenly said, catching everyone's attention. "At some point."
特筆するとすれば、Bartosz KruczynskiのEARTH TRAX以来追い続けてきたリズムセクション・インターナショナルが、旬のサウスロンドン・シーンと地下ハウス/テクノ・シーンのメルティング・ポットだったことが分かって興味が再燃させられた個人的な事件。そのセンセーションのグラウンド・ゼロにあたるTHE COLOURS THAT RISEの発見が今年No.1の成果かな。
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唯一職場で音楽談義ができるために相互レコメンに特化したLINEを展開中のT氏に教えられたエディ・チャコンのアルバム、そのエディの復活劇を手掛け、若林恵さん経由でずっぽりハマったソランジュ『A Seat At The Table』の禅的ミニマリズのデザイナーでもあることが事後に発覚したジョン・キャロル・カービーの2人は、今年ならではの幸福な時間の中で何度も繰り返し聴いた一生の思い出確定盤。ジョンなんか3カテゴリーに分かれてのランクインだもんな。
【TECHNO / HOUSE / (NU)DISCO / ELECTRONICS】
★★★THE COLOURS THAT RISE / Grey Doubt
★★THE COLOURS THAT RISE / 2020 EP(2017)
★★THEO PARRISH / Wuddaji
★★Machinedrum / A View of U
★Kuniyuki Takahashi / Flying Music EP
★Oneohtrix Point Never / Magic Oneohtrix Point Never
★VLADISLAV DELAY / Rakka
★LUKE SLATER / berghain fünfzehn
★Jayda G / Both of Us / Are U Down EP
★TSHA / Flowers EP
★DISCLOSURE / Energy
★DARKSTAR / Civic Jams
★Chari Chari / We Hear the Last Decades Dreaming
★HUNEE / Boiler Room : an hour with HUNEE(DJ Mix)
★Autechre / SIGN
Arca / @@@@@
BURIAL / Chemz
FOUR TET / Sixteen Oceans
JAMES BLAKE / Before EP
GLOBAL COMMUNICATION / Transmissions Sampler
JOHN FRUSCIANTE / Maya
TRICKFINGER / She Smiles Because She Presses the Button EP
TRICKFINGER / Look Down, See Us EP
60 Miles / Swamp 2 Sea EP
EARTH TRAX / LP1
EARTH TRAX / LP2
BIG YAWN / No!
HIATT dB / Palimpsest EP
GL / You Read My Mind
DJ SOFA / Elsewhere Junior I - a Collection of Cosmic Children’s Song
Mr President / One Night feat.Celia Kameni & Cindy Pooch
J.A.K.A.M. / ASTRAL DUB WORX
Inner Science / Made
パソコン音楽クラブ / Ambience EP
LOCUSSOLUS / Locussolus(Expanded)
Various Artists / South
DAN KYE / Small Moments
OFF THE MEDS / Off The Meds
BASSO / Proper Sunburn - Forgotten Sunscreen Applied By Basso(2019)
Copenema / Dexia a Musica Tocar(2019)
Seahawks / Eyes of the Moon(2019)
Jayda G / Significant Changes(2019)
MMM / Que Barbaro(2013)
【HIPHOP / R&B / BEATS / FUNK】
★★★EDDIE CHACON / Outside(Laraaji Remix)
★★EDDIE CHACON / Pleasure, Joy and Happiness
★★Lil Narnia / Pain Extract
★★VHOOR / Baile & Sauce
★AG CLUB / Halfway Off the Porch
★MAC MILLER / Circles
★THUNDRCAT / It Is What It Is
★WILMA ARCHER / A Western Circular
★OXP, ONRA & POMRAD / Swing Convention
★DJ KRUSH / TRICKSTER
★BENEDEK / Bene’s World(2017)
JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / High feat.Eddie Chacon & Nailah Hunter
THE WEEKND / After Hours
DRAKE / Dark Lane Demo Tapes
POP SMOKE / Shoot for the Stars Aim for the Moon
IVAN AVE / DOUBLE GOODBYES
MOSES SUMNEY / græ
PETER COTTON TALE / CATCH
NNAMDI / BRAT
Yves Tumor / Heaven Ta a Toutured Mind
Teebs / Ardour(10th Anniversary Edition)
Wajatta / Don’t Let Get You Down
Lapalux / Esrevoinma EP
Kutmah / New Appliance
THE HELIOCENTRICS / Telemetric Sounds
VULFPECK / The Joy of Music, The Job of Real Estate
JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / Lazzara(2019)
Various Artists / Kutmah presents : Sketchbook Radio Archives, Vol.1(2018)
Invisibl Skratch Piklz / The 13th Foor(2016)
D-STYLES / Phantazagorea(2002)
【JAZZ(the New Chapter) / WORLD】
★★★MANSUR BROWN / Tesuto
★★★JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / My Garden
★★KAMASI WASHINGTON / Harmony of Difference EP(2017)
★JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / Love Theme
★MANSUR BROWN / Shiroi
★JEFF PARKER / Suite for Max Brown
★CHICAGO UNDERGROUND QUARTET / Good Days
★TOM MISCH & YUSSEF DAYES / What Kinda Music
★KAMAAL WILLIAMS / Wu Hen
★ROB MAZUREK & EXPLODING STAR ORCHESTRA / Dimentional Stardust:
★ORLANDO LE FLEMING / Romantic Funk : The Unfamiliar
★SAM WILKES / WILKES(2019)
★YUSSEF KAMAAL / Black Focus(2016)
★ZSOFIA BOROS / Local Objects(2016)
JYOTI & GEORGIA ANNE MULDROW / Mama, You Can Bet!
BUTCHER BROWN / #KingButch
BRAXTON COOK / Fire Sign
PAT METHENY / From This Place
Fabiano do Nascimento / Preludio
SAM GENDEL / Satin Doll
SAM GENDEL / Pass If Music(2018)
SAM WILKES / Live on the Green(2019)
BRANDON COLEMAN / Resistance(2018)
KIEFER / Superbloom(2019)
鈴木良雄 / モーニング・ピクチャー(1984)
鈴木良雄 / ウイングス(1987)
JOHN EBERSON, BJ0RNAR ANDRESEN, PAAL NILSSEN-LOVE / Mind the Gap(2001)
【(INDIE)ROCK / (INDIE) POP / SSW】
★★★EL MICHELS AFFAIR / Reasons feat.Bobby Oroza
★★EL MICHELS AFFAIR / Adult Themes
★★THE FLAMING LIPS / American Head
★★SUFJAN STEVENS / The Ascension
★★FLEET FOXES / Shore
★★COLDPLAY / Everyday Life(2019)
★★RY X / Unfurl(2019)
★★THE WAR ON DRUGS / Lost in the Dream(2014)
★PHOEBE BRIDGERS / Copycat Killer feat. ROB MOOSE - EP
★Mk.gee / A Museum of Contradiction
★PEEL DREAM MAGAZINE / Agitprop Alterna
★BLAKE MILLS / Mutable Set
★THE STROKES / The New Abnormal
★CHS / Jungle Sauna(2019)
★KINDNESS / Something Like A War(2019)
★〝Blue〟Gene Tyranny & Peter Gordon / Trust In Rock(2019)
★STATE RIVER WIDENING / Early Music(2003)
BIBIO / Sleep On The Wing
Jonsi / Shiver
JEFF TWEEDY / Love Is The King
REAL ESTATE / The Main Thing
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE / Bridge to Quite
LITTLE DRAGON / New Me . Same us
JAGA JAZZIST / Pyramid
TAME IMPAlA / The Slow Rush
TRAVIS / 10 Songs
SORRY / 925
JOSEPH OF MERCURY / WAVE Ⅱ
Khruangbin / Mordechai
Various Artists / Hiding From the Landlord
HOWLING / Colure
DEVENDRA BANHART / Ma(2019)
LANA DEL REY / Norman Fucking Rockwell(2019)
DAVE GROHL / Play(2018)
CRITERIA / En Garde(2003)
【PUNK / HEAVEY / EXTREAM】
★★envy / The Fallen Crimson
★★lang / There is no reply, but sweet wind blew(2018)
★envy / LAST WISH(Live at Liquidroom Tokyo)
★SLIFT / UMMON
★HORSE LORDS / The Common Task
★coriky / coriky
★Sans Visage, Look at moment / Split Single
★Sans Visage / moments(2017)
★LIGHTNING BOIL / Sonic Citadel(2019)
★Harvey Milk / Courtesy and Good Will Toward Men(2006)
DEFTONES / Ohms
Converge / Endless Arrow
JESU / Terminus
JESU / Never
JESU / Ascension(Delux)
KRUELTY / A Dying Truth
XIBALBA / Anos En Infierno
Various Artists / Speedy Wunderground Year 4(2019)
RUSSIAN CIRCLE / Russian Circle Audiotree Far Out(2019)
EARTH / Live at Third Man Records(2017)
THE ARMED / Only Love(2018)
THE ARMED / Untitled(2015)
【AMBIENT / NEW AGE / DRONE / MINIMAL MUSIC / EXPERIMENTAL】
★★JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / Conflict
★★Dukes of Chutney / Hazel
★HEATHERED PEARLS / Cast
★SAM PREKOP / Comma
BING & RUTH / Species
FRANKIE REYES / Originalitos
IAN WILLIAM CRAIG / Red Sun Through Smoke
WINDY & CARL / Allegiance and Conviction
JONNY NASH & SUZANNE KRAFT / A Heart So White
JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / Tuscany(2019)
JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / Meditation In Music(2018)
JOHN CARROLL KIRBY / Travel(2017)
ALEXANDER RISHAUG / Shadow of Events(2011)
【CLASSIC / OST】
★LUDWIG GORANSSON / Tenet OST
★JOHN WILLIAMS / Double Trouble ※from OST of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban(2004)
DUSTIN O'HALLORAN / Ammonite OST
KAMASI WASHINGTON / Becoming(Music from the Netflix Original Documentary)
DUSTIN O'HALLORAN / Lumiere(2011)
BETH GIBBONS, The Polish National Radio Symphony Orchestra & Krzysztof Penderecki / Henryk Gorecki: Symphony No.3(2019)
ANTONI WIT, Polish National Radio Symphony Orchestra(Katowice) & Polish Choir of Krakow / Henryk Gorecki: Symphony No.2(2001)
ZSOFIA BOROS / Local Objects(2016)
【DOMESTIC(without HIPHOP)】
★★★METAFIVE / 環境と心理
★★GEZAN / 狂(KLUE)
★★downy / 第七作品集「無題」
★★岡村靖幸 / 操
★★崎山蒼志 / ソフト ※FEVER LIVE ver. on YouTube
★★SILENT POETS / dawn(2018)
★WOZNIAK / Vegetable Home Run
★Ai Aso / The Faintest Hint
★jan and naomi / YES
★mei ehara / Ampersands
★ディーン・フジオカ / Neo Dimension
★LUNA SEA / Make a vow
★坂本慎太郎 / 好きっていう気持ち / おぼろげナイトクラブ
★Cuushe / Waken
★sassya- / 脊髄(2019)
★小袋成彬 / Piercing(2019)
★She Her Her Hers / stereochrome(2014)
WOZNIAK / Lost
WOZNIAK / Double Face
mouse on the keys / Arche
5kai / Untitled #2
KAN SANO / Susanna
Ovall / Ovall(2019)
mabanua / Blurred(2018)
D.A.N. / Aechma
ふさえ / そのまま
相馬智行 & 鳴海徹朗 / 春の闇
jan and naomi / Neutrino
王舟 / Pulchra Ondo
春ねむり / LOVETHEISM
井出健介と母船 / Contact From Exne Kedy And The Poltergeists(エクスネ・ケディと騒がしい幽霊からのコンタクト)
吉田一郎不可触世界 / えぴせし
岡田拓郎 / Morning Sun
blgtz / Feature EP
Coff / Tiny Music(2019)
【DOMESTIC(HIPHOP)】
★★DJ CHARI & DJ TATSUKI / GOLDEN ROUTE
★★Weny Dacillo / Hapitable Hotel
★Hideyoshi / Dead End Adventure
★GG UJIHARA / WEAKNESS EP(2018)
★DJ CHARI & DJ TATSUKI / Time feat.Yo-Sea & KEIJU(2019)
★GG UJIHARA / WEAKNESS EP(2018)
KOHH / worst
KEIJU / T.A.T.O.
Sauce81 / S8100
MARTER / Weltraumasthetik 2020
Normcore Boyz / MEDIAGE
なみちえ / 毎日来日
徳利 / REVOLUTION
starscream & Page Hiiragi / Ghost(s)
DJ CHARI / GAME(2019)
YOUNG HASTLE & GG UJIHARA / YOUNG UJIHARA EP(2019)
Weny Dacillo / AMPM EP(2017)
Liam: guyyyyyyys i have to tell u something reeeeeaaaaally important
Stiles, in the same minute: yea
Stiles: i'm here
Stiles: huh
Stiles: wow
Stiles: hello
Stiles: no?
Stiles: ok
Lydia: hey
Allison: hi 🍍
Lydia: nvm
Allison: why 🦘
Lydia: i wanted to ask u something but i remembered the answer to my question while i was typing
Kira: hey do u guys wanna meet up? :))
Lydia: bois
Lydia: boys
Lydia: whatever
Lydia: i'm shopping i can't
Scott: what the fuck
Stiles: bitch i'm cackling
Isaac: wtf is going on
Scott: i got a D- on my chemistry test
Scott: Stiles copied the whole thing off me and got an A
Isaac: now i'm cackling too
Cora: it's period time
Erica: what
Cora: cuz i'm bleeding
Cora: out of my vagina
Erica: does it hurt
Cora: yea
Erica: how much
Cora: QUAGHJGFGHJGHF
Liam: [random picture of his feet]
Kira: i really like your socks
Liam: ikr they're awesome
Allison: i'm hungry
Allison: but i just had sumn avocado
Lydia: aw girl now i want sumn avocado too
Malia, two hours later: i wanna eat a horse
Lydia, on vacation: theres a cannabis shop nexx 2 our hotel
Boyd: Are you already on some of that? Your grammar is weird
Lydia: u can buy hookahs hereeeee
Boyd: Lydia i'm sweating please tell me you aren't smoking cannabis
Kira: how du u politely insult someone
Malia: ur a humanly human
Boyd: that's not polite, that's the heaviest insult known to mankind
Lydia: guys i'm going shopping again what should i buy?
Stiles: b a t h b o m b s
Stiles: t o i l e t p a p e r p e r f u m e
Scott: what the heck is toilet paper perfume
Lydia: i need more ideas
Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n
Stiles: p e n s
Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n p e n s
Scott: Stiles what the FUCK are decoration pens
Stiles: i d k
Stiles: s o u n d s g o o d
Lydia: ok thx babe, please stop doing drugs and sleep instead, have a nice day
Stiles: t h x
Stiles: w i l l d o
Scott: something tells me u won't but alright
Scott: what did you get on your essays guys
Lydia: 98
Scott: what
Scott: how
Scott: Stiles you better have a low grade or else i'll kick u
Stiles: i have 105
Lydia: how in the fuck did you get a 105
Liam: what was your essay about
Lydia: we had to write an instructional essay about a mathematical concept we used this year
Lydia: preferably the quadratic formula
Stiles: i wrote 5 paragraphs on how to add single digit numbers
Stiles: 105 for creativity and accuracy
Lydia: youve gotta b kidding me rn
Stiles: i got the idea off a tumblr post
Lydia: i think im having a stroke
Erica: fuck off i don't wanna do school work in quarantine i've got enough to do already
Cora: wtf u doing we're literally quarantined
Erica: sleeping
Erica: bitch
Stiles at three am: W H AT 'S JE S U S C R IM I N AL R E CO RD
Derek: ffs stiles its 3 am go to sleep
Cora: why does my perfume have more curves than i do
Erica: why does the pineapple have more joy in life than i do
Stiles: why does everybody have more talents better mental health and prettier faces than i do
Liam: Stiles
Liam: are you ok?
Stiles: yeah totally anyways guys what are we doing today
Erica, completely out of nowhere: I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH
Cora: big mood
Kira: hiii guys does anyone want to videochat?? :)
Allison: i have to take a shit later maybe
Kira: oh
Kira: ok
Erica: w h e e z e
Cora: guys i'm feeling down can anyone call me
Kira: yup hun i'm here
Allison: i'm pooping but alas
Cora: no Allison i don't want to talk to you while you're taking a shit
Cora: but thx
Allison: ... you're welcome
Kira: the smolest house in europe is 57 centimetres smol
Stiles: don't know where i'm gonna need this information but i'm pretty sure i will someday so thank u babe
Kira: uwu
Theo: fuck off how does charli damelio have 6 million likes on a tiktok of her drinking a slurpee and i can't even get thirty likes on a text post she's such a stupid whore
Stiles: thats because you're untalented, ugly and unsympathetic as fuck and nobody likes you
Stiles: including me
Stiles: get the fuck off our group chat you heinous jealous slug
Liam: slowclapinthedistance
Kira: guys what do you think of the drama bryce hall got into yesterday
Isaac: nothing
Scott: i'm a potato
Stiles: who the fuck is bryce hall
Kira:
Kira: the holy trinity
Derek: okay, so we're meeting at my house at two o'clock. possibly/most definitely without scott, because he's not reading or answering any texts.
Stiles, twenty minutes later: i found a wild scott ima drag its ass to dereks now
Theo: idk i don't feel good lately
Theo: like i'm just mentally not alright and i feel down all the time
Stiles: HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Stiles: I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I READ ALL WEEK
Stiles: ssshhhh erica
Erica: what
Stiles: do u want crack
Derek: Stiles for fucks sake stop trying to get Erica to do drugs with you
Erica: yes
Derek: wait
Stiles: YES
Derek: NO FUCK
Scott: that's it
Scott: theo ima throw u out of our friend group u are toxic asf
Scott: stiles i'm gonna put you into therapy
Stiles: AHAHHAHHAHAHA LIKE I'M ANYWHERE NEAR RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD THAT
Stiles: BITCH
Stiles: MY THERAPY IS CHEAP MARIHUANA
Liam: i'm gonna go to sleep now good night everyone
Theo: have nice dreams
Theo: about murder
Allison: i really want to go shopping anyone down??
the summer joy returned home from college only to learn that theo was in a relationship with someone else, she had spent the entire semester hyping herself up to confess her feelings.
it was joy who inadvertently sabotaged things after they made out during a party. she got nervous and said something along the lines of "it doesn't have to mean anything", which probably psyched theo out as well.
time has hardly ever been in their favour; the day theo planned to ask her to be his prom date, she had agreed to go with someone else.
during one christmas break when joy had come home with her then boyfriend, theo overheard from the neighbourhood gossips that the boyfriend had asked joy's parents for permission to propose to her. waiting for news of an engagement from the kim household had made it one of the worst christmases theo has ever had.
send “fuck me up” for 4 angsty headcanons i have for our muses!
Le légendaire host du Fusils à Pompe Radio Show vous présente ses albums favoris de l’année.
R&B/SOUL
Moonchild - Little Ghost
Devin Morrison - Bussin’
Kiefer - Bridges
Anderson .Paak - Ventura
Jordan Rakei - Origin
Shay Lia - Dangerous
Jacob Collier - Djesse Vol. 2
Oli Hannaford - If You Wanna
Zo! - FourFront
Melle Brown - Intersection EP
Taylor McFerrin - Love’s Last Chance
Mac Ayres - Juicebox
Emmavie - Honeymoon
SiR - Chasing Summer
Zilo - Gorgeous
Kindness - Something Like A War
Michele Manzo - ALL RISE
Ego Ella May - So Far
Harleight Blu & Bluestab - She
Anna Wise - As If It Were Forever
Lynda Dawn - At First Light
Flwr Chyld - Iridescent Luv
Xavier Omär - Moment Spent Loving You
Daniele Andrade - Tamale
VanJess - Silk Canvas (The Remixes)
Starchild & The New Romantic - VHS 1138
Potatohead People - Nick & Astro’s Guide To The Galaxy
Alex Isley - Wilton Soultik - Qué Dice Tu Corazón?
Brandon Williams - The Love Factor
Jitwam - enchanté EP
Free Nationals - Free Nationals
Àbáse - Elevate EP
Jamila Woods - LEGACY! LEGACY!
Shafiq Husayn - The Loop
Solange - When I Get Home
Mereba - The Jungle Is The Only Way Out
Benny Sings - City Pop
Jitwam - Honeycomb
Jean Deaux - Empathy
Raphael Saadiq - Jimmy Lee
Mariah The Scientist - MASTER
SassyBlack - Ancient Mahogany Gold
MMYYKK - ElectroSoul
Alex Isley - The Beauty Of Everything Pt. 2
RC & The Gritz - Analog World
Isaiah Sharkey - Love Is The Key (The Cancerian Theme)
Layfullstop - Cherries
Grimm Lynn - Pragma
RAP
DETROIT :
Peezy - No Hooks II
42 Dugg - Young And Turnt
Doughboy Scooch - A Bronx Tale
Rio - Testers
Rio Da Yung OG & RMC Mike - Dumb & Dumb3r
RMC Mike & Rio Da Yung OG - Dumb & Dumber Too
Overload Scooch - A Bronx Tale 2
Sada Baby - Woop Tape
Veeze - Navy Wavy
Black Milk - DiVE
Baby’s World - El Baby
Los - Kareem From New Orleans
Sada Baby - Bartier Bounty
Babyface Ray - MIA Season 2
Boldy James - Boldface
CHICAGO:
LUCKI - Freewave 3
Z Money - Shawty Paid
LUCKI - Days B4 III
Valee - Runnin’ Rich
BAY AREA:
King Peno & Chrisonthabeat - Rush Hour
Rockin Rolla & Chrisonthabeat - First Quarter
Prada Mack - Tag Team Champions
SOB X RBE & Hit-Boy - Family Not A Group
Cash Click Boog & Chrisonthabeat - The Streets Ah Vouch
Tommy Grizzcetti - Grizzcifer
Flexcitystreets - When My Time Comes
Lil Sheik - Stuck In These Streets II
ShooterGang Kony - Second Hand Smoke
ALLBLACK & Offset Jim - 22nd Ways
Offset Jim - No Pressure
SOB X RBE - Strictly Only Brothers
NEW-YORK:
DJ Muggs & Mach-Hommy - Tuez-Les Tous
Rico Nasty & Kenny Beats - Anger Management
Roc Marciano - Marcielago
Pop Smoke - Meet The Woo
LOS ANGELES:
Rucci -Tako’s Son
1TakeQuan - Complete Package
Ryan MC - My Side Of The Story EP
AZChike - Rich & Ratchet
03 Greedo & Kenny Beats - Netflix & Deal
1takejay - G.O.A.T.
The Alchemist - Yatch Rock 2
PIMP PIMP P - Whole Lotta Pimp Shit
ATLANTA:
Gunna - Drip or Drown 2
Young Nudy & Pi’erre Bourne - Sli’merre
Future - The Wizrd
Young Thug - So Much Fun
Young Nudy - Faded In The Booth
BATON ROUGE:
Spitta - Shottas 3
Sherwood Marty - Fresh Prince Of Sherwood
Scotty Cain - K-BABY
Level - Deal Or No Deal 2
Lil Cali & Mouse On Tha Track - Twice As Hard
WASHINGTON D.C:
Goldlink - Diaspora
GARY:
Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Bandana
DENVER:
Young Doe & DJ.Fresh - A Product Of The 80’s Pt. 2
MARYLAND:
IDK - Is He Real?
DIVERS
Elaquent - Blessing In Disguise
ohbliv - Soulphonic
Ezra Collective - You Can’t Steal My Joy
Dâm-Funk - STFU II
Ruby Rubston - Ironside
Flying Lotus - Flamagra
14KT - For My Sanity
Mndsgn - Snaxx
Bobby Sparks - Schizophrenia - The Yang Project
Marcos Valle - Sempre Georgia
Anne Muldrow - VWETO II
Evil Needle - Lost Tape
Bronze - East Shore
Nate Marcereau - Joy Techniques
Tenderlonious - Hard Rain
Burna Boy - African Giant
Ryan Porter - Force For Good
Theo Crocker - Star People Nation
Miles Davis - Rubberband
Ashley Henry - Beautiful Vinyl Hunter
The Brand New Heavies - TBNH
Joe Armon-Jones - Turn To Clear View
EQ Why - Loops & Loud 4
Byron The Aquarius - Astral Travelling
Kaidi Tatham - Serious Times
Tenderlonious - Think Twice
Nérija - Blume
Scrimshire - Listeners
SGJAZZ - SGJAZZ
Kosie - Beauty Sleep
Shigeto - Versions
Jake Milliner - Bernie Says
Blue Lab Beats - Voyage
Paul Grant - Beginnings
FKAjazz - Beautifully
Awkward Teebs - Anicca
Budgie - Panty Soakers 6
Kumail - Yasmin
30/70 - Fluid Motion Gotty Boi Chris - Underground Sound
Elusive - Afterthoughts
Quentin Moore - That’s How You Feel?
Prince - 1999 (Super Deluxe Edition)
Sean Khan - Distant Voice
KAYTRANADA - BUBBA
Jesse Fischer - Cross Currents
honeslty, christmas movies are wyld and they literally all have the same casts and it’s just so impressive. also. this one is abt THEO RAEKEN AND EXCuse the horrific text talk but as that old text post says “its hard to make the words go [etc etc] so text speak easier or something” idk i can’t quote it perfectly whatever
You grimace as the delightful song starts filtering through your speakers. The credits are rolling, the girl got the guy, everyone is happy and the world is right.
And now you’re here, alone.
Snatching your phone from beside you, you open a text window.
Me: I mean
Me: Fr
Me: like I want a boyfriend so f*kn bad my guy
Me: But like I don’t
Me: I am strong and f*kn know that guys are bullshit
Me: but also pls love me
Me: y’know?
Me: like I f*kn hate movies but like
Me: ugh
Theo: u know I died and don’t have emotions anymore, right
Me: suck a dick
Theo: bby love me
Theo: why u text me anyway? Ur friends w girls
Theo: do u want me???
Me: ……………….ya lol take me now theodore raken
Theo: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Snorting, you beam at your phone before sighing and sitting up. Maybe you should’ve texted Lydia or Malia but they wouldn’t get it. A stupid notion, of course, everyone gets those feelings after movies but…
You grimace at the title before shoving to your feet and leaving the random holiday themed movie and your laptop behind.
“I’m here, I’m here, you can all relax,” you call, coming to a stop in the center of the room and Scott sighs.
“Finally!” Liam cheers, jumping to his feet and you turn to him with a smile, only to frown as he runs past you. “Pizzas here, guys!”
Scowling, you slump into his seat and sigh. Beside you, Theo grins at you before flopping back against your chest. You grunt at the sudden pressure but allow him to pull your arm over his front anyway. You'd press a kiss to his forehead or something equally romantic and adorable if he wasn't wearing a Santa hat. As it is, you're having a tough time blowing the pompom away from your nose.
“That’s my seat,” Liam whines and you smirk at him.
“You wanna take my place?” You ask, nodding at Theo and he hesitates.
“I’d like to take Theos place,” he mutters under his breath and Theo growls, his clawed hand settling on your thigh possessively.
“Don’t talk to me or my undead son ever again,” you counter and Liam harrumphs but takes a seat across the room. “As your penance, you will get me a slice.”
“What? What’d I do?” Theo whines, already climbing from the circle of your arms to grab the pizza.
“You had a little peeing contest on me. It was gross.”
He hums, peeking at you over his shoulder and grinning. “Must be why you’re so stinky.”
“Honestly, I’m so freaking over you,” you growl, opening your arms as he lays back against you and taking the slice from his hand. “You’re a nightmare and a pain in the ass.”
“Hey,” he says with a scowl and you glare. “I won’t respond to your boyfriend texts next time.”
“Is that a threat?”
“Obviously.”
Beaming through your misty eyes, you set your laptop aside and snatch up your phone.
Me: wjy r all the movies abt boys
Me: like I love elle sm
Me: but im totally that other girl who snaked her in the beginning
Theo: wtf
Me: Legally Blonde
Theo: wtf x 2
Me: I want a bf n not a christmas themed one :/
Theo: just ask me out already jeez
Me: smd hoe I also want a dog and maybe a law degree
Me: def a dog and a law degree
Me: a bf could probs wait
Theo: ur killing my vibe
Me: What vibe? R u out w/out me????
Theo: I was napping
Me: sounds abt right. Come over 2mororow?
Theo: ok, feed me snakcs
Muttering to yourself, you stare at the elevator doors and wait. Clunky, industrial and orangey brown, they creak open and you step inside.
“Wait!” A voice calls and you hold the doors open, spotting Theo coming through the lobby doors. “Ah, my sweet, sweet were-pig.”
“I’m a were-tiger if I’m anything, mutt,” you hiss and he laughs, stepping in beside you. “Sucks about our plans.”
“We were probably just going to end up napping,” he says reasonably and you hum an agreement. “This is something to do.”
“I’d rather be at home napping.”
“Yep, me too.” He sighs and you grin. For a moment, you’re caught in his blue gaze and the doors slide open.
“Oh- hey! Come on in, guys,” Stiles calls from the doorway and you blink, frowning at the decided lack of holiday decorations in the interior of the apartment.
“Come on,” Theo whispers, his arm settling over your shoulders and tucking you into his side. As a pair, you waltz past Stiles and into Dereks lair. Definitely a lair considering the lack of holiday joy.
“You guys took long enough,” Malia complains and you sink down onto the couch beside her, Theo still glued to your side.
“I was doing stuff and didn’t see the message,” you mumble and Theo smiles lazily instead of responding.
“Anyway,” Scott says, clearing his throat and blushing, “we have a lot to talk about.”
Theo: girl
Theo: girl
Theo: girl
Me: I have a f*kn name
Theo: ok girl
Me: what u want, snake
Theo: mood.
Theo: y’know that mood. When post movie that’s cute or someshit
Me: omfg
Theo: my emotions aren’t as dead as my body
Me: ur boddy is very alive so
Theo: ikr fml
Me: aw boo
Laughing, you tuck the phone under your pillow and snuggle down among the blankets. This winter weather is just delightful, perfect for naps.
Stretching, you lean into the warm blankets and sigh. When they sigh back, you can’t help gasping and flailing. Kicking something, you hear a recognisable grunt and groan.
“Theo?”
“You didn’t text me back,” he whines and you roll over and cringe. A pillow crease has left a red line down his cheek and you watch it disappear, fading like a scar over time- though in hyper speed. Why is he here?
“So you broke into my house and climbed into my bed while I was asleep?” He makes a softly protesting noise but doesn’t voice a denial. Instead, he gives you a sad look and cuddles just that little bit closer.
“I wanted to hang out,” he says softly and you grunt noncommittally. Who cares about hanging out- you were napping.
“Liam exists.”
“Liam doesn’t like me.”
“Scott.”
“You know,” he starts, voice getting serious and you push your leg between his calves. “The pack only tolerates me cause you like me. None of them actually like me, they actively dislike me.”
“That’s crazy of them-”
“Thank you.”
“Thinking I like you. Why would I like you?” You tease and he growls. The sound draws a smile from your lips, only for a laugh to escape your belly when he turns his fingers into claw shapes and digs them into your sides. “Ah! Werewolf hands!”
Your bluff works but only for a moment when he pauses, pulling his hands back and inch to check. Proven wrong, he digs his entirely human fingers and nails into your sides once more.
“N- not fair!” You gasp out, shrieking another laugh. His grin is savagely delighted and you’re about to shove him off you when a knock on your door has the both of you freezing.
“Kiddo?”
“I’m alive! All good! I saw- uh, a really good vine. Patrick Charlton…” You answer awkwardly, silence following your words as Theo fights to contain a laugh. Smacking a palm over his mouth, you clutch him to your chest and wait.
“Okay, don’t wake the neighbours.”
“Will do!” You agree quickly and heave a sigh of relief as footsteps sound down the hallway. Theo snickers against your hand and you bare your teeth at him.
“You absolute rat,” you snarl, still holding him tight to your chest and you feel him grin under your hand.
“You’re the one who couldn’t keep quiet,” he muffles and you have to let him go or you’ll break his neck.
“So you two aren’t dating?” Lydia stares, a crease between her eyebrows and an uncomprehending look in her eyes. All around the room stare similar expressions.
“No! What? I would never.” You scoff, looking down when you feel Theo twist around and look up at you. Your arms hang over his shoulders and down his chest, his back against your stomach and his head pillowed on your chest. Or it was, moments ago. No Santa hat this time though- because he'd stuck it on your head instead.
“Rude!” He gapes, glaring at you. “What do you mean never?”
“What do you mean what do you mean never?”
“I thought my question was pretty clear.”
“And I thought I was too. Why? Do you want to date me or something?”
“What the f*ck? Gross, no.”
“Okay, what the f*ck do you mean by gross?”
“So you guys aren’t dating?” Malia puts in but you can’t even look away at this point. Theo. Theo just called you gross.
“You can’t get angry, you said you wouldn’t date me,” he argues and you blink at him, looking him up and down- sort of.
“I didn’t- I would but like…”
“What does “but like” mean?”
“It means what it means, jeez, back off,” you snap, pushing him off you but you can’t get him to budge too far. He’s too invested in this awfully embarrassing and public conversation. In fact, he rolls over completely so his chest is pressed to your belly and his arms are around your waist.
“So… Definitely not dating?” Scott asks and you spare him half a glare.
“Well we are now,” you grumble, glaring at your spectators, spectators who happen to be very interested in the various pulls of thread on their clothes.
“What do you mean “we are now”?”
“It means exactly what I said, honestly, I know dying can kill parts of your brain but I didn’t think this was a symptom.” You scowl at him and he glares, begrudgingly rising to his hands and knees and pressing a soft kiss to your cheek.
“You’re such a bitch. All the f*cking time.” His words are a whisper, sweet and gentle to the ear and you shoot him a dark look. Stilling, you’re caught like a cobra in a song. The unadulterated affection on his face, written in his eyes, has you transfixed.
Wow.
as i schedule this fic, i am late to posting one from like 4 days previous woops
Công nghệ ngày càng phát triển kéo theo nhu cầu giải trí với các thiết bị không dây cũng theo đó phổ biến hơn. Việc xuất hiện các thiết bị không dây, giúp cho mọi hoạt động trong cuộc sống liên quan đến công nghệ cũng trở nên thuận tiện và đơn giản hơn. Công nghệ không dây đã dần dần len lỏi vào cuộc sống thường nhật, và tối đa hóa lợi thế (không vướng bận) của nó đến thế giới hiện đại. Khởi đầu là hệ thống mạng wifi, đến công nghệ bluetooth… Hôm nay Vineteam xin giới thiệu đến các bạn những bộ bàn phím chuột không dây và nơi bán bộ bàn phím chuột không dây giá rẻ
I. Danh sách những bàn phím chuột không dây, bàn phím chuột không dây giá rẻ
Bàn phím và chuột cảm ứng không dây cho smart TV MWK08
Bàn phím và chuột cảm ứng không dây cho smart TV MWK-08
Nhu cầu giải trí với những thiết bị không dây ngày càng phát triển nó giúp cho cuộc sống trở nên thuận tiện hơn, với bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây giá rẻ wireless MWK08 Mini Keyboard dùng cho Smart TV, hay những thiết bị Android cho TV, bàn phím tích hợp cả nút điều chỉnh âm lương, các phím nóng được thiết kế rất linh hoạt, thuận tiện cho người sử dụng cảm thấy thoải mái. Còn chần chờ gì nữa, hãy sở hữu ngay một bàn phím chuột không giây giá rẻ để thưởng thức công nghệ đỉnh cao tại nhà nhé!
ĐẶC ĐIỂM NỔI BẬT
– Thiết kế linh hoạt
– Với bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây Mini Keyboard MWK08 đầy đủ các chức năng cần thiết và như một bàn phím thông thường, bạn có thể thay đổi tốc độ chuột chỉ bằng phím Fn+space và thêm những phím nóng phục vụ tối ưu việc giải trí, chơi game, hay lướt web…
– Sử dụng được với PC có hệ điều hành Windows, Mac, Linux, android TV, Smart TV,PS3, Xbox 360, đó là lý do bàn phím kiêm chuột wireless Mini Keyboard MWK08 là thiết bị phụ trợ không thể thiếu cho những chiếc TV thế hệ mới.
Bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây RT-MWK08 sử dụng công nghệ kết nối không dây 2.4G hiện đại cho khoảng cách sử dụng lên tới 10m.
Thông tin sản phẩm:
– Tên sản phẩm: Bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây RT-MWK08 cho PC, Smart TV, Android TV
– Kích thước: 15 x 10 x 2cm
– Chất liệu: nhựa + hợp kim
– Màu sắc: đen
– Sản phẩm kết nối USB 10m; bố trí tới 92 phím chữ, số và nút chuyên dụng, thiết bị còn được tích hợp chuột cảm ứng đa điểm.
– Sử dụng được cho:
+ PC với Window, Mac, Linux;
+ Android tivi, smart tivi, PS3, Xbox 360
+ HTPC
– Trọng lượng: 180gr
2. Bàn Phím Kiêm Chuột Wireless UKB-500
Thông số bàn phím : Bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây Mini UKB 500
Thông số Chi tiết
Kích thước: 15 x 10 x 2cm
Phạm vi hoạt động Tối đa: 15M
Khối lượng sản phẩm: 107g
Tiêu tốn năng lượng: 55mA (on), 1mA (sleep)
Dải tần số: 2.403GHZ ~ 2.480GHZ
Tốc độ truyền: 1M bit / giây
Điện áp hoạt động: 3.3V
Sạc điện áp: 4.4V ~ 5.25V
Bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây Mini UKB 500 với các phím điều khiển đa phương tiện và các phím điều khiển khi chơi game PC
– Thiết kế ưu việt dễ dàng và thuận tiện khi cầm tay và thao tác
– Kiểu dáng lạ mắt, độc đáo, thanh lịch
– Chế độ tự động tạm ngưng hoạt động để tiết kiệm pin
– Là 1 thiết bị hoàn hảo cho PC, Pad, Andriod TV Box, TV Box Google, Xbox360, PS3, HTPC / IPTV
– Touchpad DPI có chức năng điều chỉnh và thao tác như touchpad trên laptop
Chiếc Bàn phím kiêm chuột không dây Mini UKB 500 này có thể dễ dàng kết nối với máy tính bảng, Smart TV hoặc Android TV box qua cổng USB, trợ giúp người dùng đắc lực trong việc thao tác văn bản ở các thiết bị nêu trên. Chỉ với 1 phím bấm duy nhất, bạn đã có thể truy cập vào hộp thư email, thao tác dễ dàng với cả phím chuột trái chuột phải, tìm kiếm thông tin nhanh bằng phím Search, các phím điều hướng, cuộn trang lên xuống…
Thông số kỹ thuật:
Bàn phím chuẩn QWERTY, với khoảng 92 phím
Dễ dàng và thoải mái khi sử dụng
Tính năng con lăn chuột sáng tạo (Fn + Touchpad)
Không dây 2.4 GHz wireless
3. Bộ Bàn phím chuột không dây Fuhlen A120G (Đen)- Hàng nhập khẩu
Nhằm nhắm tới đối tượng khách hàng thích sự đơn giản và ổn định trong cấu hình nhà sản xuất đã cho ra đời bộ sản phẩm Fuhlen A120G gồm bàn phím chuột không dây chính hãng Fuhlen A120G. Cùng với chế độ tiết kiệm năng lượng mới Fuhlen A120G thật sự là một sản phẩm lý tưởng cho tương lai.
Bộ bàn phím và chuột không dây Fuhlen A120G sử dụng công nghệ kết nối không dây tốc độ cao 2.4GHz, không gây mất kết nối hoặc ngắt quãng cho khoảng cách kết nối lên đến 10m với mã hóa giúp bảo vệ thông tin cho bạn bằng cách mã hóa dữ liệu từ bàn phím và bộ phận tiếp nhận. Bàn phím có thiết kế các phím bấm với độ nổi thấp, độ phản hồi tốt, bề mặt phím cong với các cạnh bo tròn nhẹ nhàng. Chuột có cấu trúc chắc chắn, ôm gọn vào lòng bàn tay, cảm biến quang học 1000dpi cho phép chuột di chuyển mượt, nhẹ nhàng và chính xác trên hầu hết mọi bề mặt.
Tiết kiệm năng lượng
Sử dụng công nghệ mới 1 năm mới hết một viên pin và 5 mức độ tiết kiệm điện năng thông minh khác nhau. Bên cạnh đó với indicater đèn LED giúp tiết kiệm hơn 6 tháng tuổi thọ sản phẩm
Bàn phím linh hoạt
Người dùng sẽ tập trung cao độ khi làm việc với Fuhlen A120G thông qua bộ phím hạn chế tối đa tiếng ồn, thời gian chu kỳ dài cho keycaps với 100 triệu lượt gõ vòng tròn đột quỵ quan trọng
Thiết kế chuẩn đáp ứng nhu cầu chung
Giống như một số sản phẩm cùng dòng, bộ thiết bị này cũng được trang bị một số tính năng nổi bật như độ phân giải 1000DPI, tự động điều chỉnh kênh thu sóng, tránh nhiễu, phạm vi hoạt động 10m. Chuột di nhanh và nhạy trên cả bề mặt Sơn bóng, Gạch men, giấy phủ Nilon bóng
THÔNG TIN SẢN PHẨM
Hàng chính hãng
Kích thước sản phẩm(D x R x C cm): 53 x 5,1 x 4
Trọng lượng (KG): 0.682
Màu: Đen
Cổng giao tiếp: USB
Loại bộ bàn phím chuột: Không dây
Tính năng khác: Dùng cho PC, Notebook, phù hợp với văn phòng, gia đình
4. Bàn phím không dây kiêm đế giữ điều khiển Nintendo Switch – Dobe TNS 1702
Bàn phím không dây kiêm đế giữ điều khiển Nintendo Switch – Dobe TNS 1702
– Khả năng tương thích: cho Nintendo Switch.
– Giúp tìm kiếm trực tuyến dễ dàng hơn và sử dụng bàn phím này để trò chuyện với đồng đội.
– Đèn báo sạc – Khi sạc, đèn báo màu đỏ sáng, khi đã sạc đầy, đèn báo màu đỏ tắt.
– Bạn có thể sạc thiết bị của bạn trong khi chơi trò chơi.
– Dễ dàng vận hành nút nguồn hoặc phím chọn.
Đặc điểm kỹ thuật:
Bàn phím không dây 2.4G cho giao diện điều khiển trò chơi Nintendo Switch, lên đến 10 mét kết nối không dây
Đi kèm với Joy-con chủ ở cả hai bên của bàn phím
Cắm và chạy, dễ sử dụng
Phạm vi áp dụng: Thích hợp cho máy chủ chuyển đổi
Pin: Polymer lithium điện 200mAh 0.74W (chứng nhận RHOS) Pin đầy sau khi sạc khoảng 1,5 giờ
Khoảng cách không dây: khoảng cách hiệu quả là 8-10 mét
Sạc hiện tại: ≤200mA
Sản phẩm vật liệu: abs
Phụ kiện: 2.4G thu phát, Type-C để USB chagring cáp
Giao thức không dây: 2.4G
Sạc điện áp: 4.8-5.5 V
5. Bộ bàn phím và chuột không dây chuyên game HK1600 2.4Ghz (Đen)
Model: HK1600
• Trọng lượng tịnh: 900g
• Phím thông thường: 104
• Phím đa phương tiện: 19
• Loại giao diện: Usb
• Ergonomics: Hỗ trợ
• Chiều dài cáp USB: 180cm
• Kích thước: 461 (L) x 176 (W) x 30 (H) mm
• Màu của đèn nền: Không
• Hỗ trợ hệ thống: Windows 7 / Windows 8 / Vista / XP / Mac OS … hoặc lates
• Nguồn: 2 x Pin AAA trong Bàn phím (Không bao gồm)
Các tính năng của chuột:
• Các phím và bánh xe lăn tiêu chuẩn 6 và con lăn có thể tự định nghĩa chức năng chính.
• Tùy chỉnh DPI Switch: 1000 / 1600DPI.
• Kích thước: 120 x 45 x 38 mm
• 4000 khung hình / giây (32 megapixel mỗi giây)
• Thiết kế thuận tay hai
• Nút: 6 nút với bánh xe cuộn (Hai nút bên, một nút chuyển DPI)
• Nguồn: 1 x Pin AA trong Chuột (Không bao gồm)
Bộ Bàn Phím Chuột Không Dây Chuyên Game HK1600 chắc chắn sẽ mang đến cho bạn những trải nghiệm chơi game hoàn toàn mới mẻ và vô cùng hiện đại. Bàn phím nhanh nhạy, đổ nảy phím cao, xử lý chính xác các tình huống solo trong game. Chuột có vẻ ngoài đậm chất lãng tử, thiết kế bắt mắt và các đường nét cực đẹp, tạo cảm giác chiến game thêm thích thú.
Đặc điểm nổi bật:
* Mang đến những trải nghiệm chơi game chuyên nghiệp
* Bàn phím bền bỉ – công nghệ khắc laser hiện đại, khó phai màu
* Chuột 6 nút với 3 chế độ DPI cực nhạy
* Công nghệ kết nối không dây 2.4Ghz tín hiệu mạnh mẽ, ổn định
Nơi bán bộ bàn phím chuột không dây giá rẻ uy tín
Hy vọng rằng sau khi đọc bài viết này bạn sẽ tìm cho mình được bộ bàn phím chuột không dây giá rẻ ưng ý phù hợp với nhu cầu của mình, mọi ý kiến đóng góp vui lòng để lại trong phần comment bên dưới.
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Đồng hồ Nữ JIUSKO Sapphire Sao Biển JFO0123M-S1313 (Xanh)
Đồng hồ Nữ JIUSKO Sapphire Sao Biển JFO0123M-S1313 (Xanh) - 1598891
Giá: 2.999.000 ₫ (Giá thị trường: 3.500.000 ₫ )
Thương hiệu: Jiusko
Nguồn:Lazada
(1) Tên sản phẩm:
Đồng hồ Nữ JIUSKO Sapphire Sao Biển JFO0123M-S1313 (Xanh)
(2) Giới thiệu :
Thương hiệu JIUSKO được ra mắt năm 2002 tại HongKong, với mong muốn đưa đến cho khách hàng một sản phẩm chất lượng Thụy Sĩ với một mức giá vô cùng hợp lý. Thợ chế tạo đồng hồ được đào tạo nâng cao tại Nhật Bản, Thụy Sĩ để có tay nghề tốt nhất, mang đến cho khách hàng những sản phẩm và dịch vụ vượt trội. Song song đó, JIUSKO cũng đã có trụ sở tại Mỹ, nâng tầm thương hiệu JIUSKO thành một thương hiệu quốc tế.
Ý nghĩa thương hiệu JIUSKO : được viết tắt từ các từ Joy, Idea, Up, Self, Keep, Only.
Đồng hồ Nữ JIUSKO dây thép không gỉ cao cấp JFO0123-S1313 (Xanh)
Thông tin sản phẩm :
Thương hiệu : JIUSKO chính hãng HongKong, phân khúc cao cấp.
Xuất xứ : HongKong, sản xuất tại Trung Quốc theo tiêu chuẩn Thụy Sĩ.
Máy : Nhật Bản - Miyota 1L40 ( 1 loại máy cao cấp của nhật hay dùng các đồng hồ như Citizen hay Casio)
Kiểu máy : Quartz
Chất liệu mặt : kính sapphire cao cấp chống trầy tuyệt đối 100%
Chất liệu vỏ : thép cao cấp 304 không gỉ - mặt đính đá
Chất liệu dây : dây da động vật 100% trơn
Kích thước mặt : 3,5 x 0,9cm
Kích thước dây : 17,5cm
Loại mặt : 3 kim
Năng lượng sử dụng : pin 2 năm.
Chống thấm nước : 5ATM, không tác động nút điều chỉnh trong môi trường nước có thể bơi lội và lặn sâu áp lực 50m nước
Bảo hành : 12 tháng – đồng thời hỗ trợ chi phí thấp sau khi hết thời gian bảo hành.
Thay pin miễn phí trọn đời.
(3) Thông tin chi tiết:
Thông tin sản phẩm Đồng hồ Nữ JIUSKO Sapphire Sao Biển JFO0123M-S1313 (Xanh)
Bộ sản phẩm bao gồm:
1 x đồng hồ 1 x thẻ bảo hành
Đặc điểm chính:
SKU JI217OTAA2C8U6VNAMZ-4010752 Chất liệu mặt kính đồng hồ Kính tinh thể pha lê Mẫu mã Đồng hồ giá sỉ TsG (Tp.HCM)-JFO0123M-S1313 Xanh Nơi sản xuất Nhật Bản Kích thước sản phẩm (D x R x C cm) 17.5x3.5x0.9 Trọng lượng (KG) 0.25 Sản xuất tại Hồng Kông - Trung Quốc Chất liệu dây đeo đồng hồ Da Thời gian bảo hành 12 tháng Loại hình bảo hành Bằng Phiếu bảo hành và Hóa đơn Watch Strap Color Green
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A second chance for singers over 55
We just had to run this story. It’s exciting, it’s inspiring. Writing for our partners over at NextAvenue.org, Deborah Quilter tells of a show called “Alive! 55+ and Kickin’,” with performers who give new meaning to familiar songs.
On a chilly spring Saturday afternoon, a group of singers gathered at the Mama Foundation for the Arts, located in a tony brownstone in New York City’s Harlem. Keyboardist Edward Cleghorn, Jr. warmed up on the stage at the far end of the living-room-cum-rehearsal-hall. Gold theatrical curtains lined one wall. The group sat in a semicircle, bantering with each other until Ken Wydro, director of Alive! 55+ and Kickin’, announced that it was time to tell their stories and sing their songs.
As the title suggests, performers are 55 or older and this musical revue features gospel, R&B and pop music. But it also includes the singers’ personal stories.
One after another, the mic was passed to members of the troupe. One by one, their histories unfolded.
Heart Attacks and Heartache
Gladys Mitchell had auditioned for another production co-written years ago by Wydro and Vy Higginsen. It was called Mama, I Want to Sing. But when she was called back for a second audition, she doubted her talent and chickened out. Instead, she got a job as an emergency dispatcher for New York City. Mitchell was on the job September 11, 2001, when the planes crashed into the World Trade Center. The stress of that day led to a heart attack.
When Mitchell auditioned for Alive! 55+ and Kickin’ — which offers second chances to older singers— and once again got a call back, this time she went. Now, as part of the group, she fulfills her lifelong dream of singing for the public.
Another singer, Matthew Burke, was abandoned by his mother in a tenement hallway when he was 2-½ weeks old. He suffered horrific abuse in various foster homes.
“If they didn’t like what I did or said, they beat me. Every time I got beaten, it was in the ‘little room,’ where I slept,” he recalled. “I thought if I burned down the room, I wouldn’t get beaten. In my four-year-old mind, I didn’t realize the whole house would go with it.”
Burke spent 23 years in and out of jail for various offenses. Through it all, he always loved to sing— in fact he was the choir director in prison. Now his powerful renditions of Georgia— the name he gave to the mother he never knew— and of I Can’t Stop Loving You (“Those happy hours I never knew, tho’ long ago, they still make me blue”) mine new meaning in the lyrics. Burke says he still suffers from abandonment issues, and those are real tears he cries on the stage.
He now focuses on assisting other people, including helping fellow cast member Theo Harris raise money for medical treatment.
There was plenty of inspiration to go around. Matthew Brown, 77, whose bass-baritone is reminiscent of Paul Robeson, hadn’t learned to read by the age of seven. By 16, he had discovered alcohol. But at age 50, he decided to go to school to learn to read and write. He has since won prizes for his poetry and essays and has been sober for 32 years.
“I have no give-up in me,” he says.
Each song, curated by Wydro, fits each singer’s voice and story like a glove. Renee Connell delivers an oh-so-moving If I Could, an anthem to mothers everywhere who want to protect their children from life’s hurts. Sharon Patrick wows with Mahalia Jackson-like delivery of gospel hymns.
There was even a happy story: Rick Vega met the love of his life on a blind date and urges the audience to take hold of a good thing when it comes to them.
God of Second Chances
The show includes “Sunday morning” songs, though it also has its fair share of Saturday-night fare. There are belters and crooners, trios and quartets. But it was Theo Harris who had me in tears by the second stanza of his song.
Since August, Harris has been suffering from liver cancer, and the handsome man is gaunt and thin. (He looked a lot better in a segment on 60 Minutes a couple of years ago.) Wydro told him he could sit for his song, but Harris stood: frail, pale, a gloved hand on the mic, and told his story.
Theo had come to New York at age five, and his role models were drug addicts, pimps, and players. He learned to do drugs (his ultra-realistic imitation of a junkie nodding off nearly brought some people to the stage to help him stand), and was in and out of prison for 40 years. During that time, he soothed his fellow inmates by singing, and wrote a play to entertain them. When they needed someone to play the role of his wife, Phyllis Harris— who volunteered at the prison with a church group— stepped up to the plate. The two had instant chemistry, and married for real while he was still in prison.
At night, he would take her picture from under his pillow and wonder, “Will she wait for me? Will she be there when I get out?”
Theo Harris
During the performance, Theo Harris gives thanks to the “God of Second Chances” and then, standing alone and still stage center, in a soft, hoarse voice, launches into the first line of Unchained Melody:
Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your touch
a long, lonely time
Time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
Keeping the Music Alive
The show came about almost by accident. Several years ago, Vy Higginsen was auditioning older adults to be the parents in Mama, I Want to Sing. Higginsen was struck by the talent of the older people who were auditioning. “They had amazing voices, and I said ‘I’m going to write a show just for you’,” she recalls.
Robin Campos
Originally, Wydro and Higginsen planned to write a story for each singer, but found that fiction couldn’t compare with the performers’ actual life stories. “We give them a chance and a place to express their story,” Wydro says. “Whatever our hurts and wounds and doubts and worries, by coming together, we heal.”
This holds for the audience, as well. The show brings a sense of triumph, redemption and joy to listeners, who are usually on their feet singing along during the final number. These older adults may have taken a lickin’, as the lyrics go — but they are alive and kickin’ and singing. And uplifting themselves and others in the process.
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