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victimized-martyr · 2 years

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hi❤ i love your blog and your tags 🥺❤ could you share a list of your favorite kyman fanfics plz

WAAAA thank you!!! 😭✨

The Stag Prince is a fandom classic. It’s south park’s stick of truth meets swan princess. I’m usually adverse to aus, but this was so true to the source material in terms of dialogue and tone that I couldn’t help but fall in love. It’s incredibly funny, all the characters get their moment to shine, it’s a really well crafted story overall.

Put The Fire Out on Us is another fandom classic, still being written! who knew the push Kyle and Cartman needed was them getting stranded in the woods together, eh??

Slam Dunk is kyman being insufferable boyfriends. Kenny and Stan are there (silently fighting for their lives).

I. LOVE Hands . Tt’s rare that I find a canon aged kyman fic that manages to capture the complexities of their dynamic. As friends, as rivals, as…. “something”.

Leonard Cohen, Bruh : Fixit fics for Post Covid are in criminally short supply. Rainbow_convection fuckin delivers!

Hypothermia Love fics where Cartman’s obsession over their rivalry shines. A good demonstration of what ppl mean when they say the difference between love and hate is a fine line.

get up, get up, (wake up, wake up) I adore numbknees’ writing, and it’s an absolute honor this was inspired by my silly kyman rants about Cartman’s sa trauma that affects how he canonically views sex and love. I assure you, I’ve read it a normal amount.

Creep is not an absolute fav, but I really like stan’s characterization in this fic, especially when the author goes into detail about how he processes his thoughts and his aversion to change. (I know, weird thing to love in a kyman centric fic). I also love the exchange between kyman halfway thru the story.

Know Your Enemy : Be not afraid of the tags! Remember that South Park itself has done far more crude, and inappropriate things. It’s incredibly vulgar, with so much heart. Just like South Park itself. What I love most about the fic is how elsen is able to put Cartman’s delusions and twisted logic into words, and for Kyle, his rigidity and tendency to justify every single thing he does into words. Both are unreliable narrators, but the reader is able to see through their bullshit all the same. What a gift of a fic. I can’t wait to see where it goes.

Kyle is a B : The world doesn’t have enough Married Kyman Shenanigans! And what a shame. This fic also stays true to the craziness of the show (the fact the the underpants gnomes are referenced, just 🤌🏼 that’s an instant win in my book) You can definitely tell they’ve been married for over 10 years in this fic. so so good.

The Rules focuses more on their mutual obsession, the hopelessly-intertwined-for-better-or-worse aspects of their dynamic.

Green Eyed is playful jab at the skinny cartman trope, and how Kyle would react to a skinny cartman.

Vice Versa approaches the switched bodies trope earnestly and so beautifully and gets kyman to understand each other better and also reflect on themselves. Delicious character deep dive. Also, it’s damn hilarious.

Bella Note Kyman, from Stan’s perspective!!!

Jew Magic Saves the Day Takes place right after the scene in s7 where Cartman wakes up next to a naked Ben Affleck. Can you tell I love fics where Kyle makes Cartman feel safe ghfjkdh

Seriously : Protective boyfriend Kyle my beloved.

Ashtray : I am absolutely WEAK for the religious themes in Kyman works. The paragraph detailing Cartman’s revelation is something that sticks with me to this day. I get chills.

How To Live a Lie is a really well crafted fixit for the mess that was season 20. No heiman necessary. Honestly after reading this I was pretty upset that the show never went down this route because it even addressed Kyle’ arc abt giving up gay speeches? Like im still upset the show hasn’t fixed that yet. Damn I love this fic.

#asks #thank you thank you for this ask!! I deeply appreciate it #happy reading!#this list is actually like. 98% of my bookmarked fics for kyman ghjfkd i'm a very picky reader #ones in bold mean i am shoving them in your face i am buzzing in my seat trying to convince you to read them #there are other fandom classics im aware of that havent made the list #like Baby Now You Do and Disintegration and Sunday Best and Broken Glass.... ghfjdk #like those fics are definitely reads I'd reccomend and they're extremely well written! they're just not my faves. there's itches they don't #quite scratch #im aware bby and disintegration are no longer available. wellllll i may or may not have them on my person if anyone was interested :>

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indigo6f00ff · 7 months

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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i-like-to-look-at-your-back · 2 months

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Sleeping off

#wolfstar #harry potter #the marauders #padfoot #remus lupin #adelaida art #finally finished! after over 9 months! it's my baby now #I've started it with a totally different mood in mind - bc my mood was at a bottom of a very big hole then #but time passed things changed and here we are with a more tough night but only one shoulder hurt and it's early morning and quite pretty #and we can sleep off the night and it's all good #madame pompfrey will fix those scratches in 15 seconds or less so i call it a win

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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wanted to scribble a couple of my favorite moments from the "Just So" song demo <3

#i keep listening to all the audios over and over again #theyre just so!!! Yippee Yahoo and all that!!!!#instant comfort and stress relief. somehow #they scratch that brain itch yk yk #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #still puzzling out how i wanna clean my sketches #im pretty happy with the current method???#but still idk... its Missing something...#im almost satisfied but not quite #but im not sure what it lacks!#eh ill figure it out eventually....

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scarfofsilver · 6 months

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hey so um. so uh. what if

#my art #sketches #portal 2 #glados #robot #mini giantess #look i've seen so many fullbody/robot/humanoid gladoses and none of them have QUITE scratched that itch for me. UNTIL NOW

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carnivorous-arboretum · 1 month

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bad end

[i'm a sucker for a lightwarden au hehe]

#ffxiv #wolcred #thancred waters #warrior of light #oc; cas eversong (it's a stage name)#ffxiv wol #cA's art #shadowbringers spoilers #lightwarden #nothing quite like making a deal to kill the person u love “in case it goes wrong” and then it goes wrong #tag rant incoming here #i. experienced SO MUCH FRUSTRATION with this one #fully restarted the first image 3 times and the second image twice. like from scratch #my vision was NOT lining up with what i was actually making sobs #sometimes u finish art but this time the art finished me #im gonna lie down for several hours as is customary at this time of night

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goldensunset · 2 months

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joining the war on autism on the side of the autism etc etc

#i’m never drawing again i swear (lie) (i enjoy suffering)#n harmonia #natural harmonia gropius #zekrom #pokémon #pokemon #pokemon black and white #pokémon black and white #pkmn bw #pokemon bw #my art #bw #AAHHHHGHGGGHGH blorbo. i’m very tired but like #i have to commemorate every game i play!#i would say i am this guy’s biggest fan but i’m like 13 (14?) years late to this party i know i’m not #i haven’t even put scratched the surface of blorboposting yet i’ve seen some wild and good stuff out there i gotta step up my game #hope this looks ok i was kinda rushing to get it done while it’s still february lol #(i have a self imposed rule that i have to draw at least one thing a month)#zekrom can be wildly too small to scale. as a treat. i needed it to fit in the frame LOL #i’m quite proud of this i think. we’ll see how tomorrow’s me feels!#usually i regret posting something immediately after finishing it esp when late at night but as i said i’m rushing lol #one of the first pokémon i’ve ever drawn and it’s a Complicated Legendary. goody #but like look at my boy n right #[edit: fixed a few minor issues]

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ba1laur · 1 year

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support womens wrongs

#studio orange is so scared of writing trans people bro why is elendira into cocomelon now what. ok then #i think i got her hair wrong but also. her design is quite inconsistent so idk scratches ass.help #trimax #elendira #elendira the crimsonnail #elendira the crimson nail #fanart tag #trigun #art tag

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crabsnpersimmons · 3 months

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Happy valentines day!

happy valentines day to you too!

i didn't plan any art for valentines day (besides my gift for the valentines secret santa event), but here's a little hairdresser Sun i drew as a pre-class pick-me-up this morning (added some heart stickers to make it valentines-y):

#ask the crab #fnaf sun #dca fandom #fnaf dca #ohhhhh hairdresser sun my beloved #he's MY valentine study buddy emotional support jester #it occurred to me this morning that i hadn't drawn anything in almost a week #no wonder i've been feeling off #i mean i did some digital touch ups and colouring but doesn't quite scratch that itch yknow?#that and i haven't been on tumblr #i need my fix of the Fictional Character #were it not for my dear mutuals on discord feeding me with their beautiful art and amazing writing i would have gone mad by now #but yeah! happy valentines day! haha #crab art #New Do Same You AU #Sun New Do Same You AU #traditional art

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hyydraworks · 9 months

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Making birthday mugs for friends and getting to test out some Baldur’s Gate 3 art?! Because that game is taking up nearly all of my brain space at present 😅

Scratch is bestest boi.

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gophergal · 4 months

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Y'all know I can't resist r63 so behold! Women (and Pyro)

Bonus doodles (including femHeavyMedic and some commentary) under the cut!

Solly has a mullet, here's a better view of that without her headband

Obligatory HeavyMedic, feat oblivious sapphic Heavy and gremlin lesbian Medic

Demowoman taking a snooze

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Medic looks kinda like Miss Pauling and I didn't realize that until the HeavyMedic doodle. Damn. Oh well I'm not changing the design she's just going to look like an older evil Miss P

Pyro is the same as always, the only difference that they're obsessed with Dinosaurs and the team started out defaulting to "she/her" for them

Scout's necklace is a locket with a single, blurry, worn photo of her mom in it. She would never be able to identify Spy using it, but it means a lot to her

In the specific AU(s) I have in my brain, the only characters who've been swapped are the Mercs and anyone who would need to be swapped for the sake of keeping the logic consistent. So, Scout's Ma is her dad here and Heavy is the oldest of four sisters. However, Miss Pauling is still a woman. I have a specific reason that boils down to "it's funnier"