Genuine Zodiac Signs
Unused Printer Ink Cartridge: January 20 – February 18
Stain of Unknown Origin: February 19 – March 20
Wooden Stool from my Grandma's House: March 21 – April 19
Cast Iron Cornbread Pan : April 20 – May 20
0.5 lb of Sushi Grade Salmon: May 21 – June 20
Small Green Pencil Sharpener: June 21 – July 22
Block of Velveeta Cheese: July 23 – August 22
Pair of Dirty Leather Gloves: August 23 – September 22
Bar of Unscented Hand Soap: September 23 – October 22
Guy Fieri's Sunglasses: October 23 – November 21
Thoroughly Squeezed Tube of Toothpaste: November 22 – December 21
Mostly Empty Takeout Container: December 22 – January 19
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