#pretzel the axolotl

[artsyaxolotl]

Flying a kite under a bright, open blue sky ⛅️🪁✨

#art #axolotl #kite #good vibes #comfy #uplifting #cute #Steve the Axolotl #Pretzel the Axolotl #steve and pals

[boygirlctommy]

ACREAMS THERE WAS NO PREVMIERE IT JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE

#my post #caps #ripposting #WERE SO BACK #pretzels horrified face ToT #funny axolotl?

[mrdreyferin]

WAIT HOW ARE YOY TYPING THIS DREY

pretzel here, hi! i am. also text to speech. also mr peepaa finn :3

Ah, hello there! "Peepaa Finn" Tidestrider at your service!

#also axolotl mode #certainly a hotshot #sure shots #oh ill give finn and pretzel seperate tags why not

[ollierachnid]

still sad we haven't had a full Reggie alien reveal so, even though it's not my forte, I had a go at designing a look

#pretzel's art #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #i guess although the reveal has been about since s2 so #reginald hargreeves #they changed the skull though now so i dont know what to think #inspired by axolotls goats old dw monsters star t rek a bit of the comics and the back of his head that we saw in s2 #hes bioluminescent and has the tentacles under his primarily arms like a beetle lol #also armadillos weirdly idk why i liked that idea so much

[rollercoastermalfunction]

people are noticing my drawings and I don't know how to feel about it

So, I'm just eating my pretzel during a break and I hear people behind me talking about an axolotl (i just finished drawing an axolotl and the page is still in front of me) so I got suspicious, but really, it could have been a coincidence - but then they said something about whether they all saw the star wars helmets yesterday. I drew the bad batch helmets yesterday.

#Also #I recognised one of their voices #We spoke twice #Then I saw him looking at me with terror in his eyes #Before he quickly looked away and started a conversation with someone at the other side of the room #And we never spoke again #I have a theory that people avoid me #Because they're scared of me #But I don't know why #I'm like #The definition of not scary #I'm short and cute #Occasionally goth-ish #But not scary

[lunathejediknight]

axolotl oc, this is pretzel she is a spotted axolotl. I love her *gently pat's her head* she is very easily startled so please be gentle and polite to her.

#axolotl oc #axolotl art #axolotol #oc artwork #oc #oc art #my ocs #original character #digital art #my art #drawing #ocs

[synonymroll648]

I'm just gonna rant here for a sec sorry about that:

I'm like weirdly excited today for no reason at all :D

And idk if I told you (my memory sucks) but I'm doing a Halloween event thingy and I'm kinda nervous but excited for it?? I think it might help me get back into writing and hopefully will give me some inspiration with my Fitz fic (that's fun to say lmao)

Anyways I hope you have a lovely day or night <3

i'm glad you're excited!! and good luck with your halloween event thingy!!! inspiration is lovely, we love inspiration <3

this is. very sweet of your to say. but for the most part your hopes were dashed because my day was kind of shitty. putting my ranting under the cut because i just need to get it out, but i care about strangers on the internet to not forcefully clog up their dashes with it. you're welcome. (but also if you scroll past my ranting you can see pictures of my science teacher's axolotl. just saying.)

i went into fake it until you make it mode about not being sick and convincing my mom i was fine was a little bit stressful but not too bad. school itself was kind of a fucking nightmare. i walked in and almost immediately found out that i'd missed out on even more work than online backup courses had told me i'd missed, from finding out math had gone faster than i'd thoght it had and finding out there'd been an english quiz no one had told me about. almost had a breakdown in math because i'd missed five lessons in the four days i was gone. and math is my hardest class. art i was being a perfectionist over a simple drawing assignment and making it harder than necessary and stewing about family issues because my brain is fun. the only part of my lunch i got to eat during the lunch period was my sandwich, which i scarfed down while waiting to get my coffee before going to my math class to work on shit i'd missed with my teacher. ate only some of my pretzels during my social studies class because that teacher's nice about snacks. found out i wasn't as behind as i thought i was in that class, which was good. science my teacher wasn't there and there was a sub instead so i couldn't ask the questions i needed to ask to catch up on a lab assignment the class had done while i was out sick, and ultimately didn't end up finishing the assignment that the rest of the class started and finished that day (it'll be easy to finish, but still). english was ultimately one of the easiest classes that day because i found out that the two assignments i need to finish in that class have lax deadlines, but it still sucked a lot because i got teamed with a guy that was super disruptive and making it SUPER FUCKING DIFFICULT to maintain my sanity and get work done. i'm a pretty chill person most of the time, but i was literally this close to picking up my metal water bottle and smacking this guy who thinks we're good friends even though i kind of despise him as hard as i fucking could with it because of how much he irritated me, suspension be damned. and my best friend that was there for all the days i'd been sick wasn't there the day i finally got back, and i'd been looking forward to seeing them again, so that sucked. and another good friend was there but i couldn't talk to it very much, which sucked because by the end of the day i just really wanted to ask for a way-too-long hug because i was in that mood of 'do i want to disappear from existence where my problems can't find me or do i want to burn the world to ashes?'. and now i'm back from school and just got done with HOURS of going through math homework that has bludgeoned my brain into a zombie state (which would've beat me up worse if my mom hadn't helped me so much, so shoutout to my mom for being an angel.)

BUT. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THAT I AM CLINGING TO LIKE A FUCKING LIFELINE. I FINALLY GOT TO SEE MY SCIENCE TEACHER'S AXOLOTL. HIS NAME IS GANDALF AND HE'S SEVEN YEARS OLD AND HE'S FUCKING ADORABLE.

#i'm sorry i would image descriptions but i am. way way way too tired. could literally fall asleep rn #ask #cherryys-stuff

[heavenlyhoundoom]

This is my planned cult members for Cult of the lamb.

Jellybean the fox(she/her)

Licorice the cat(they/them)

Lemon the pig(he/him)

Cookie the deer/doe: (she/her)

Tofu the dog(they/them)

Candycane the stag/buck: (he/him)

Pudding the cow(she/her)

Fudge the rabbit(she/her)

Carrot the horse(he/him)

Kiwi the hedgehog(they/them)

Nachos the unicorn(they/them)

Meatball the pangolin(he/him)

Sushi the red panda(she/her)

Banana the giraffe(she/her)

Broccoli the bison(he/him)

Cranberry the frog(she/her)

Potato the capybara(he/him)

Cupcake the fennec fox(she/her)

Pickles the alligator(she/her)

Melon the hippo(she/her)

Chestnut the elephant(he/him)

Mango the otter(she/her)

Eggplant the seahorse(he/him)

Waffles the bear(she/her)

Éclair the bat(she/her)

Grape the beetle(they/them)

Crackers the fish(they/them)

Pretzel the crab(he/him)

Pizza the rat(she/her)

Gumbo the wolf(he/him)

Doughnut the axolotl(she/her)

Nectarine the butterfly(she/her)

Marshmallow the koala(they/them)

Coconut the shrimp(she/her)

Pecan the squirrel(she/her)

Meringue the rhino(she/her)

Toast the duck(he/him)

Popcorn the chicken(she/her)

Pepper the hawk(he/him)

Kanoli the owl(she/her)

Yakitori the raccoon(he/him)

And Oreo the badger(they/them)

If I had both dlcs

Peanut the monkey(he/him)

Honey the bee(she/her)

Taco the turtle(he/him)

Fig the tapir(they/them)

Smoothie the narwhal(they/them)

Almond the moose(he/him)

Mochi the possum (she/her)

Brie the goldfish(she/her)

Pumpkin the gorilla(they/them)

And Tomato the mosquito(he/him)

#Cotl #cult of the lamb #Ocs #video games #fandom

[jrwi-updates]

Grizzly replied to a fanartist on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Thinking about nothing @/shnrralt with a reply by big G @/thankyougrizzly.

Sharu’s tweet reads “ghAHAHAHAHAH GRIZZ LIKE D IT ITS CANON”. Attached is a cropped screenshot of Grizzly’s twitter likes, showing a tweet by Sharu’s main, containing fanart of Gillion and a Pretzel, but Pretzel is depicted as a small pink Triton girl with rounded ear fins resembling axolotl gills.

Grizzly’s reply reads “gave good ideas…”

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#grizzly update

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

The. Literal. Sun.

Plasma...

S p a c e

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT

The void. It shall consume ALL.

A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die

Also some ink, not related to the typewriter

Also some words, I wonder who'll use them

A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat

The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple

Anyone order some coffee?

Ooo, an author

The literal embodiment if of fanart

A fork, nom noms

B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 

Soap

Soap(for hair)

Toothpaste

🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃

Towel

Bath mat

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

Bubblebath!

One (1) bath boi

Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)

Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)

Nevermind, there's already a parasite here

Mirror

Door!!!

Some curtains

A denim jacket

Blackout

Rainbow

✨ Magic ✨

*Tree poses to assert dominance*

Coconut

(obviously me)

I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?

Tost

Hummus. dip tost?

Criss Cross applesauce

Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo

Mmmm océan s o u p

Some poison, a great addition for my soup

Smol bean

Potat

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Bird (brain)

Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)

An axolotl!

Ferret

*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon

Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)

Rat.

Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)

Nya~

Edgy Nya~

Tripod of dog

Brain

Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)

A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left

Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?

The almighty binch

The titanic

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

Dumbass

Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)

A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)

ADHD

Ominous

Anonymous

Anxious 🥺👉👈

Some edgy bastard

A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)

1 Dapper boi

Sarcastic

nice

All smiles and sunshine

HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)

Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)

~Petty~

Idiot

Disaster

Chaos and Order

Comebacks

'vanishing'

Defences

Threatened

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Wtf shower thoughts

Another shower responder

MORE

Just shower responses... responses

Response shower

NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)

Mmm, showery

Penny for your thoughts?

Hello darkness my old friend...

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

Haywire!!!

furry OwO

A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous

Gay is stored in the ass

Gay

Trans

*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here

Enby

Hahaha gender go brrr

Lesbian

Lesbian-thot

Lust

Someone who thinks it funny to clown around

Joker (derogatory)

Haha straight

Dead inside

Some supervillain idk

News. Literally a shower news style responses

r

I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal

Isaac newton?

M megamind?

Fiftieth

Crackhead

Some Phoenix Wright kinnie

What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?

Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian

Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower

Mined crafts uwu

Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*

GOTTA GO FAST

Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha

Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP

Not puki

Nom noms

Dip dap

Kensa

B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........

Someone broke their space bar or something

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower

The magical deity of sleepovers

DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-

The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this

Txmblr

Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently

A child?

🟥

The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.

Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)

*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)

The theatre itself is here... Somehow

Ahoy-hoy

boo

REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*

Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now

Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa

Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?

We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies

Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)

So many responders so little time before the end of the world

If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank

There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose

WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)

So there's lore without me?

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*

Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud

There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj

If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row

I will commit crimes.

Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter

#ShowerThoughts blogs #Asks #As you can see I'm trying to organise in order of inanimate to animal to concepts to water else #*whatever else #And now rp blogs wow

[forest--frog]

Name ideas for your Minecraft Axolotl - Part 3 (pink) 💗

Funfetti, slippy, pepto bismal, bongo wongo, hokey pokey, bibble, penis, bonk, boink, boba straw, popsicle dirt, shrimp cocktail, dingus, chimichanga, bunion, wafer, grape fruit, shrimp, shrimp chips, flamingo, Sakura, strawberry, pinky, bad, oink, tuna, squid, the baby, salmonella, kirimi, my melody, tulip, rose, galah, crab, kani, rosey, shrimpy, big coral, orchard, papaya dog, lil tart, toe, beet, surumi, crab stick, meat, shrimpo, rhubarb, lychee, guava, watermelon, yam, salmon, pink ginger, cotton candy, hog, ham, raspberry, yogurt pretzel, borscht, beet juice, lox, cabbage, cranberry, pink eye, tomato, prune, pomegranate, big peach, juice, strawberry sauce, berry seltzer, acai, peppers, juicy,

Feel free to leave suggestions, and use these to name anything you want! ❤ 💗🐷🌸🌷🍑🍨🎀👚🧼

#minecraft axolotl #minecraft #axolotl #amphibian #minecraft name ideas

[artsyaxolotl]

Train ride home after a long day of fun at the beach 💤 ❤️

#art #beach #train #chill vibes #sleepy #steve and pals #steve the axolotl #shay the cat #pretzel the axolotl #blue the hermit crab #crouton the sea slug

[chim-aera]

my aesthetic:

halloween decor kept up year round

plastic candles

cavetown

candy corn

flipping people off but in a friendly way

eye bags

conspiracy theories

long drives at night

eating ben and jerrys ice cream at midnight

looking like a walking disaster but not giving a shit anyways

unread manga and classical literature strewn about

crystal hoards

the fog rolling through forests

rainy days

pumpkins

pretzel bites

sharp teeth, tooth gaps

white sheet ghosts

ravens

black cats

screwed up sleep schedules and study binges

having a very high standard for yourself but never meeting it

drinking too much tea and calling it coffee

denim everything

copper odds and bobs

studio ghibli

dragons

cold, bruised skin

pink knuckles on pale hands

classic bandaids

the smell of metal and cinnamon

cat fur on tweed trenchcoats

enamel pins

conspiracy boards

green aliens

spAce

men's graphic t-shirts that are always too big

star wars, marvel, and the dark crystal

krakens and cthulu

rainbows

pokemon ghost type

the colors cyan, orange, and yellow

bees

witchcraft

cheezits

mushrooms

poisonous flora

lucid dreams

rimless glasses that are always crooked

dead grey eyes

holes in socks

ink stained hands

watercolors

retro styles

comic panels

bold saturated colors on top of earth tones

not fitting into a proper aesthetic or fitting into too many at once

folklore

indie music

axolotls

#this is my weird aesthetic #what should i call it #aesthetics

[ggmahougenerator]

Name: "Young Agave The Pretzel-faced!" Symbol: An Axolotl Appearance: average height, hourglass figure, thick lips Costume: A sailor-like outfit with a crop top, a medic collar, poofy sleeves, buskins, and bunny ears Magic Weapons: the Jar of Fire and the Chronos Artifact Incantation: "Manifest! Crimsoning Spider Libation!"

#magical girl #randomly generated #character description #art prompt #daily result

[ollierachnid]

If you're down to draw it again,, I loved your design for the minecraft wardens 😳👉🏻👈🏻

heres one with an axolotl!

#pretzel's art #minecraft #minecraft wardens #minecraft warden #warden #minecraft update #minecraft axolotl

[sobbingdistantnoises]

HELLO ALL, I use weird tags on my random talking to not end up on the main tags on this acc because I will most likely end up spamming stuff not directly related but related enough for me to want to obsessively sort everything, so here is my list of tags to make sure I don't forget them for your convenience

To be clear, I still tag normally with photos and reblogging if I do either of those, so if you want to follow this account for the photos only, I suggest blocking the other tags. This hopefully won't make it impossible to view other stuff; I tried to make the tags obscure, lol

This list will be updated as time goes by, all the tags are linked in the tags of this in alphabetical order unless I mess up the ABC song in my head which is surprisingly likely

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Metallica - #metal lick a

James Hetfield - #birdmz

Kirk Hammett - #needs braces

Lars Ulrich - #bad noodle eater

Cliff Burton - #scary legs

Jason Newsted - #not a murderer

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Megadeth - #megadebt

Dave Mustaine - #angry birds but irl

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Iron Maiden - #ferric lady

Bruce Dickinson - #goose duckinson

Steve Harris - #is a murderer

Dave Murray - #koala the band person

Paul Di'Anno - #paul number 371103763

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Judas Priest - #stud leather band

KK Downing - #okay drowning

Glenn Tipton - #glrednnn

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Children of Bodom - #FISHBAND

Janne Wirman - #your local internet safety promoter

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Flotsam and Jetsam - #floatzel and pretzel

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Exodus - #ex oh dee iss

Steve Souza - #slushy or slurpy????

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Anthrax - #amfrax

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Misfits - #the stifsim

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Pentagram - #pen a gram

—

The Ramones - #geometry dash band

Dee Dee Ramone - #parrot owner

Tommy Ramone - #not kiwi

Johnny Ramone - #santa but no

—

Guns N Roses - #guns n rumors

Axl Rose - #axolotl rose

Steven Adler - #happy popcorn person

Duff McKagen - #dufffff

—

Hermitcraft - #making hermits

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Band People Pictures - #images

Single Images - #single images

Image Collections - #image collections

Images I Posted - #images i posted

Images With Multiple Bands - #multiple bands

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Other - #regular soup

Asks - #asks

Tag Games - #tag games <3

Quizzes - #quiz things

Reblog Chains - #(take these) reblog chains

Reblog Withs - #withs reblogs

Other Reblogged Things - #reblogs or something

Music Related Rambling - #aaaaarrghh

Music Rating - #dyst isn't mystic eating things

Piano Stuff - #my quest to master janne wirman identity theft

Piano Recordings - #identity theft recordings

Art - #art stuff um

Random Simping - #simping distant noises

#angry birds but irl #bad noodle eater #birdmz #dyst isn't mystic eating things #ex oh dee iss #ferric lady #FISHBAND #floatzel and pretzel #glrednnn #goose duckinson #image collections #images #is a murderer #koala the band person #megadebt #metal lick a #my quest to master janne wirman identity theft #needs braces #not a murderer #okay drowning #paul number 371103763 #reblogs or something #regular soup #scary legs #simping distant noises #single images #slushy or slurpy???? #stud leather band #tag games <3 #your local internet safety promoter