#preferably a lesbian

[amingethia]

Can we just-

GIRLS

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#Shitpost #sorta #girls #bi #butch #butch lesbians #femme #pretty girls #chubby girls #skinny girls #confident girls #shy girls #long hair #short hair #god I want a girlfriend #yo somebody hmu #preferably a lesbian

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[letraspal]

Mother

#Jenny green #your local grumpy-lesbian-butcher-unrequited-mother-of-two-weird-teenage-girls #and their ghost friends #jenny the butcher #or my woman if you prefer #dead boy detectives #jenny dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives fanart #niko sasaki #crystal palace #edwin payne #charles rowland #fanart #letraspal #illustration

[rebloggerandy]

the killing moon, will come too soon.

the killing time, unwillingly mine.

#DN #death note #teru mikami #light yagami #mikalight #or teruzuki if you prefer #am i allowed to death note post in 2024? #just know it's lesbian visibility week. yeah they're girls now. #happy lesbian visibility week by the way!!! #I have a weakness for one-sided obsession… #my art 👍

[saltywonderlandsalad-blog]

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #black wlw #black lesbian #girls who like girls #girls who love girls #kissing her #art #illustration #watercolor #prefer girls #roses

[forcedhesitation]

huge ew at all the people who erase the bisexuality of the bg3 companions. they aren't "playersexual," they aren't "gay coded" or "lesbian coded," there are MANY instances of them expressing romantic and/or sexual interest in other characters of varying genders. and not just your tav. it's not a suggestion, it's part of who they are no matter who your tav is.

#bg3 #thoughts about media #you can obviously see certain companions have a preference #which is a normal thing for any bisexual to have! #and it's equally as normal for a bisexual to have no preference! #but astarion clearly favouring men doesn't make him gay #karlach having flirtatious interactions with shadowheart doesn't make her a lesbian #gale being terribly hung up on his ex girlfriend doesn't make him straight #bisexual means a whole array of different expressions of attraction to all genders #it doesn't just mean whatever halsin has going on lmao #and that's not to say i'm against companions in games like these being gay/lesbian/straight #but that's NOT what bg3 did

[ba1laur]

last saturday that will be spent staring 20 minutes at a screen watching this guy go thru incomprehensible horrors. cant wait to have normal weekends from now on

#im a trimax truther sorry brothers there will be little stampy art in here. #however i feel like its my duty to draw this guy chilling after watching him get shoved in a meat grinder for Iike 10 episodes. #may the finale be nice to him #also he is fun to draw.. i do prefer the original due to how many creative liberties i can take (with the coat lol) #however this vashie is also very good he looks like a butch lesbian which he also happens to be btw trust me i work on the show #i wish we got more episodes of him having a good time ): #but sadly hes stuck in an anime with 12 episodes with a pacing that could kill a victorian boy #trigun stampede #vash #vash the stampede #fanart tag #trigun #art tag

[b0tster]

watched return of the king in theatres for the first time since it came out. it was neat. saurons eye being a metal gear solid spotlight at the end half was silly.

anyways heres a theatre bathroom selfie thats better lit that any place in my apartment lmao

#goth #trans #tranagender #lesbian #lotr #fr its so dum lmao #hot take ig but sauron being an eye on a tower was silly #i preferred it when he was just an eye that was just everpresent #like in fellowship

[wildflowercryptid]

i don't feel like really coloring this rn so here are some rough sketches of my older tealmask designs! kieran is a mask maker & competitive battler while florian is paldea's new pokémon professor, (he specializes in pokémon mythology & terastallization.)

#this is how i'm gonna cope until indigo disk comes out. by imagining them happy & healthy together in the future #i'm probably gonna have to do a lil retooling to kieran after the rest of the dlc comes out but i'm okay w/ that #i imagine that since florian loves field research he's rarely at his lab so he prefers delivering starter pokémon to new trainers in person #i gotta make older designs for starfell next i need to bring butch lesbian penny into existence #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn scarvio #pokemon kieran #rival kieran #pokemon florian #trainer florian #tealmaskshipping #ship : florian & kieran #chara : kieran hinoki #chara : florian russel cavallari #🎨 : mj draws #sv dlc spoilers

[fossilizedhysterics]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet. #hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it. #i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though. #wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard. #and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

[robindaydream]

Pyromancers

#SLARPG #Super Lesbian Animal RPG #Small Saga #Claire Higsby #Siobhan Small Saga #art #been a minute since I've drawn a slarpg it's good to be back #MIGHT do more of these cause I think it's a fun #but Verm's and Gwen's outfits present certain... challenges #not to say that I think Allison would mind wielding a massive pocket knife wearing nothing but a cape #'but Robin Claire has all kinds of powerful magic would she really be impressed with a big lighter?' #look me in the eyes and tell me you think Claire wouldn't love a giant fire cannon #even if it's technology that's familiar to her even if her magic can do more it's FUN #tbh I think Claire and Siobhan would both prefer their own magic/technology but I think they'd have fun with the alternative #my secret agenda is to get people who've only played one of these games to also play the other #you will like it #Claire kept her own shoes cause I didn't really think I could get those on Siobhan

[joyce-stick]

I personally believe that Kiwi, like all 14 year old girls, deserves the lesbian sex of her dreams (hopefully she gets some and it's nice for her)

#gushing over magical girls #mahou shoujo ni akogarete #mahoako #looking up to magical girls #also not the point of the post but: #girls also deserve to not have lesbian sex and have whatever else they'd like instead if they'd prefer that

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

Birthday request for @i-gwarth !

Based on a pulp fiction cover art by Robert Maguire.

#artist on tumblr #i prefer girls #lesbian #my art #i think the OG artist is Maguire feel free to correct me if im wrong!

[tmblrfuckingsucksass]

Hey lovely - art by jayh.sketch

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#natasha romanoff #black widow #scarlett johansson #peggy carter #captain carter #hayley atwell #marvel #mcu #what if #lesbian #sapphic #women loving women #espionage #intrigue #spy action #pulp cover #girls who like girls #hey lovely #i prefer girls

[saltywonderlandsalad-blog]

Playing in my garden

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #sapphic love #black sapphic #black wlw #black lesbian #art #watercolor #prefer girls #orange #flowers #garden #girls who like girls #girls who love girls #pretty girl

[rottmnt-residuum]

Any other LGBTQ+ Headcannons that are canon is the comic??;)

*patiently awaits Cupioromantic Donnie*

hmm... had to think about this for a while and talk about it with co-author, but here's what we got. we mostly base this stuff on how plausible it is in show/if there's evidence for it. with a dash of personal experience. This only applies to residuum, btw. I have different personal headcanons for these characters outside the comic.

april: lesbian. this is mostly based off of the fact that most aprils get with their caseys & the comment she said to dale. which could be taken as disinterest in dale specifically, but she seemed more concerned with impressing that popular girl earlier and that reads as more... saphic, i suppose. or at the very least homoromantic.

raph: raph is just raph. we look at him and basically just *tv static*. go crazy. all we got is jokes or stuff that has too little evidence to support. so, yeah, he's whatever you want him to be i guess?

leo: trans. already said my reason in the other post. also, gay. if gay were a power source he could power the entirety of the united states for five months straight without a single power outage. failing power grid notwithstanding (< thats the actual word. its supposed to be mushed together like that. wack.).

donnie: as much as i'd like him to be ace/aro spectrum rep, he just doesn't have the evidence in show for us to apply it to him in this comic. it's funny, for being hc as ace so often he sure is the most outwardly romantic/sexual turtle in the show lmao. one! cherry: "you're so cute, but you're so mean! why do i always go for your type?" two! astrogirl?? (whatever her name is) he is very very romantic with her. he has a type y'all. also just look at those two, he's a leg man lmao (bootyyshaker9000 anyone? ha!) anyway. and with the bromance/instant chemistry he had with that one guy in the purple dragons... Pan. or possibly Omni as he does seem to favor... cute brutal femme... Yeah. Omnisexual.

(you have no idea how fucking bad i want this boy to be ace spectrum. hes got the colors y'all!! The Colors!!!!! but alas... i am bound by my canon plausibility creed for this comic)

mikey: ace. possibly ace/aro. he shows interest in literally no-one. we're aware that the common hc is pan but... we know a pan 13 year old, and let me tell you ahahahaha, kids going through puberty are very uncomfortable to be around sometimes, especially around their partners. or crushes. and mikey... well, that boy is ace behavior personified lmao. aces in the back you get what we mean right?? right??? anyway commiting to aroace

#residual asks #rottmnt #i really get a kick out of he/him butch lesbian raph and ghostbear-sexual raph #but i'd never use those seriously. or at least in this comic #co-author says what they get if they really had to choose for raph is ace homoromantic #but otherwise... #he's just raph #like we can't apply any identity to him. and we really mean ANY identity. not even straight or umbrella terms like queer #its a very odd feeling #i also really like trans april but we don't have enough evidence for it #in fact there's actually counter evidence- but don't let that stop your dreams y'all. it just stops ours :P #sorry for stepping on your donnie dreams anon #but honestly i think that label applies more to 2012 donnie imo #i really do personally prefer ace/aro donnie. but i'd make everyone ace if i were able lmao #co-author would also do the same thing ahaah #i just don't like depicting romantic relationships. or attraction ahahaah #with mikey... we get why people hc him as pan... but like its a fandomism stereotype #that literally every fandom applies to optimistic friendly characters. and honestly i really don't like the fandomism stereotypes #i just find them... unenjoyable i guess #cuz like y'alll... your sexuality isn't inherently determined by your personality or vise versa #cuz like i know for sure that in fandom spaces- if i were a character- i'd be stereotyped as pan or a hypersexual cis het #to which i am neither. at all. #and co-author would be stereotyped as the demure femme book lesbian #which they are VERY much not #and i know this because i've been fandomified by people in my life more than once #it is a very uncomfortable experience y'all #whoops rant in the tags #residuum #rottmnt residuum #residuum wb