#plz tell me a better title thank you

[fluorescentvermin]

Chapter 4

Help

Charlie

Are you okay?

The harsh light of morning sun hit my face as I came to. The first thing I noticed before I could even open my eyes was that my body hurts all over. My neck, my ribs and my legs all thrum with pain. My head is pounding. I reach to the back of my neck and feel that dried crusty blood had matted my hair.

"Are you okay?" I hear a voice in front of me. I try to open my eyes, but the sun blinds me immediately.

"What happened to you?" The voice asks as I blink rapidly in hopes of adjusting to the light. When I finally open my eyes, a man is crouching over me and all I can see is a balaclava mask and tired eyes. I remember where I was, what happened last night, and I scream.

"Hey! Hey, don't scream, it's okay!" The masked man tries to comfort me, his eyes softened. But I'm still terrified.

"Please! Don't hurt me!" I yelp, cowering. I try to move back, but instead I scramble against a wall.

"Shit, my mask! Sorry about that. I don't want to hurt you" he exclaims, pulling off his balaclava revealing a mess of platinum blonde hair.

"What do you want from me?" I shout.

"I want to know what happened! Are you okay? You don't look too good" the blondes voice sounded kinder without the fabric barrier.

"I-I... I had my phone stolen... a-a-and I got beaten up... I must have passed out right here. This is so embarrassing!" I mumble. I'm shaking like a leaf. The man leaned in closer.

"Can I take a look?" He asks, reaching out.

"N-no! Stay back!" I bark. My heart is hammering in my chest. I don’t know how many more surprises I can take.

"I know you're scared, but I just want to help, okay? I have a place that you can go to, we can get you patched up" he mentions, moving back to give me some space.

"W-what?" I stutter.

"I've got a place. I have a friend who's really good at cleaning wounds, we've got showers, food, beds even if you need to rest. You don't have to stay, but please let me help you get patched up" the man rattles. He looked like the same type of person who would beat me up and steal my belongings, so why is he trying to help me?

"How do I know you're not just going to hurt me o-o-or kidnap me?" I bark.

"I am not going to hurt you, and if you don't want to come, you don't have to. I'm guessing you're new around here?" He asks, looking at my clothes. My clothes aren't super expensive, but this guy looked like he was wearing trash. He was wearing a patched-up hoodie with one sleeve torn off and ripped jeans.

"M-maybe... What's it to you?" I defend.

"It's hard being stuck here. It's a scary place and I'm sorry you had to experience that firsthand. We're not all bad people" he emphasizes.

"Okay... You want to help me? Really? You're not going to steal my wallet and run away? Well bad luck for you buddy, because I have no money and my card doesn't even work!" I don't know what this guy's angle is. Why is he trying to empathize with me? It seems suspicious.

"Not to be that guy... But I think the people that beat you up probably already did that" he winces. My eyes widen. I didn't think that they'd rifle through my pockets while I was passed out. I put my hands in my pockets, and sure enough, they were completely empty.  They even stole my smart glasses! Is nothing sacred?

"How do I know you didn't take them from me?" I spit.

"Okay! Fair enough. I'll show you what I've got" he puts his hands up in defence before reaching into his pockets and pulling out its contents.

"I got my phone" he pulled out a vintage smart flip phone. I didn't even know those things still existed.

"My keys" a set of keys, actual keys. Not the electronic fobs or key cards I'm used to.

"My cigarettes and my lighter. it's a bad habit, I know. And in my duffel bag, I've just got my spray paints" he unzipped a duffel bag that was behind him. I didn't even realize it was there.

"That's everything?" I check.

"That's everything. You can look in my bag if you want. Nothing in my back pockets" the man drags his bag over, as well as turning around to show me his empty back pockets. I take his bag and rifle through it. I checked every pocket, every crevice. Nothing but spray paint. He was clean.

"So, you didn't steal my stuff... And you don't want to hurt me, kidnap me, take my money, or take advantage of me?" I question.

"No, I do not want to take advantage of you, or any of those other things" he confirmed.

"Why do you want to help me?" I pry.

"Because no one helped me" the man huffs.

#Bro help me out I need a more creative title for this chapter #plz tell me a better title thank you #fluorescent vermin #fluorescent vermin preview #fluorescent vermin chapter 4 #charlie miller #Mysterious man oooh who is he?? #chapter 4

[smilessssss]

Hello! I see that you are in need of some ideas!

okay, so I see that you’re still deciding if you wanna write smut, so just in case u do, I DO have an idea but I’m not gonna put it on this ask, so u can respond with the other idea and tell me if ur okay w doing smut then!

but for the other idea, what if the reader got hurt? Say.. it was a rather strong group of victims and the reader (preferably gender neutral or female) got tangled up in the fight. (Bo was dumb again and chose to fight someone twice his size) so the reader takes most of the damage protecting him. How would Vincent react? (Pre-established relationship plz!)

-From the totally coolest person u know online,

Cas~

Thanks for the request :)) I’m also very sorry if you wanted this to be 100% serious it’s gonna be kinda of goofy and short!

[insert title]

Basically a new group showed up and one of them is better strong. Buff.

And when Bo was trying to kill her but it just ended up in a fight. Which he definitely was losing.

After hearing a bunch yelling, you run out the house to see Bo getting the beating of his life. Which he deserved in a way but it looked like he was gonna die.

You run over to where the fight is happening wondering how to help. While trying to help you end up getting beat up.

Vincent comes out to see what’s happening and just stands there dumbfounded. He then runs inside to get something. He runs out again with a hammer and kills her. Uh-

After that you and Bo got patched with Lester laughing for the most part. While Vincent wasn’t too happy with you or Bo (mostly Bo) and Vincent stayed by your side for about a week or two.

*sorry for this being short!

#bo sinclair #vincent sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair #lester sinclair x reader #Bo being a dumbass #Reader gets beat up #house of wax

[aprillikesthings]

I lead part of EfM thing today (see earlier posts) and it went well ahhhhh thank God

and I've made my lunches for the next week!

and I'm munching on a salad

and all day I was looking forward to this, the moment I can (re)watch MORE SHE-RA

I've barely worked on my longer fic this weekend (other than copy/pasting a bunch of things Nate said after the show ended into the notes section of the doc) and tbh rewatching the ACTUAL SHOW is hella distracting bc with twenty eps left we're going to start getting into more of the really high-stakes stuff

Also, true story: I originally watched, like, the second half of season 4 and all of season 5 in two days of marathoning with Daci. So quite frankly? The last, like, third of the show is just kind of a blur to me now.

SO LET'S GO

s4 ep7 Mer-Mysteries

A mission in Dryl went badly, they've figured out someone's telling the Horde what they're doing, they're not tracking Adora because she wasn't even there--

YES

plz enjoy Sea Hawk's faces

Bow's sudden nervousness reminds me of when I was in line at the TSA in Dulles airport and was weirdly nervous. I had no reason to be nervous. AND YET. I'm usually totally fine at TSA? But the people at Dulles were scary!!!

(I was way less nervous coming back from Iceland, despite knowing I had Kinder Surprise Eggs in my suitcase. Which are actually illegal to bring into the USA. You can buy "Kinder Joy Eggs" in the USA, which do not have the toy, but the ones with the toys are against the law! Anyway I bought them for Daci. I was only nervous for a split second at customs in the USA bc they asked me what I'd brought home from Iceland and I was like...wool yarn. books. sweets (I'd also bought licorice and chocolate). But he just waved me through. WHEW.)

she's still big mad about this lolol

BUT she's right a spy IS the only thing that makes sense (but also the audience knows shit they don't)

Pearl?? A Pearl who knows too much?????

c'mon I had to

lolol they lampshaded the way lightning keeps striking when Mermista says something

to be fair she IS the most recent addition and the one they know the least

oh hey I also write everything in purple (or lavender) ink

lol

oh, shut up

well not this episode, specifically

LOLLLLL

honestly this is a lot like the DnD episode

so on the one hand, I know Flutterina is doing this to make them fight, but on the other hand Glimmer is right; on the other OTHER hand, I also would prefer a warning before being forced to see my abusive parent having free range of the castle I live in

BAHAHAHA I read Nate saying these two were interrupted on a date night, but also plz notice the colors of the flowers, it's literally most of the lesbian pride flag, they were SO unsubtle

The Ken from Plumeria is talking to the pastry chef from Dryl with the super cute outfit, and she looks bashful for a second after this screenshot; I am now shipping this and no one can stop me

speaking of ships (yes I know this isn't meant to be shippy lol)

a youtube video titled "it's raining on your window and you live in Bright Moon Castle ASMR for sleep 4 hours"

(....I'd listen to that)

(On a related note, mynoise dot net has a bunch of rain sounds on the website, and it also has an app--it's seriously the BEST website/app for ambient sounds because they're so adjustable and never repeat, and I just want everyone to know about them. The rain and ocean sounds are great on earbuds to cover up snoring so you can sleep!!! Worked better than my fancy earplugs while I was on the Camino and sleeping in all those hostels)

And back to the cartoon, where there's obviously suspicious shit happening because people seem to be in two places at once and their communications thing got shattered

oh so her name IS just The General

Flutterina (aka Double Trouble) has got to be like "oh my god wtf is up with this dude I cannot handle this bullshit"

Once again Glimmer proves that her and Catra are actually very, very alike

BUSTED

OOHHHHH they set up a trap I forgot, this is amazing

Adora: "we created a diversion :)" Glimmer: "You were a really good actress. For once."

pfft

Anyway Double Trouble is confessing the whole plan

:(

poor Mermista :(

there's a creepy-ass moment of seeing part of Horde Prime's face as he smiles, roll credits

#april rewatches spop #mer-mysteries

[sunsetstarrogue]

Plz , also try your luck also in writing silmarilion fanfiction and asoiaf crossover.

You r one of the top fanfiction writer that I've ever read and plz, tell us when u are going to release next chapter.

Thank you so much 😊

I actually have a little one shot about Rhaenys being 'reborn' into the world of the Silmarillion. Its very short and its just Rhaenys meeting the Valar. I was originally going to make it into a Rhaenys x Maedhros or Rhaenys x Fëanor but I ended up abandoning the idea because i'm not as knowledgeable in Tolkien's work to write a full fledged fanfic. Fun fact the title for this fic was 'fell in love with the fire long ago' but since I abandoned the fic, I decided to reuse the name for my Willas x Rhaenys fic.

I assume you mean 'Right Where You Left Me', if so, I have a chapter that i've been working on but now that I think about it, that chapter works better as chapter three of ACT III, so i'm going to have to write something else for chapter two of ACT III. (hopefully that makes sense)

I also start school next week so I won't be able to write much. That being said, I have absolutely no idea when the next chapter for any of my fics will be uploaded.

I wrote a little bit for 'Baelon the Cruel and His Queen of Love and Beauty' (long as hell 😭) but chapter five is nowhere near being completed. The same goes for 'fell in love with the fire long ago', chapter two has 800 words written for it but it's not completed yet.

[scripted-downfall]

WIP Game

RULES: Post the names of the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous (mine are not going to be funny or cool but, oh, well, here goes). Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPs! (I am also not doing that 'cause I don't want to die either, thanks!)

-- -- --

I was tagged by the lovely @exhaustedpirate!

Also, I don't really sort my WIPs into folders so, instead, I'll organize them here by main universe/ship, since that's how I'd organize them into folders if I ever used them.

Also, asterisks means that I've started posting them; no asterisks mean that I had some degree of self-control and have not (yet)

-- -- --

Once Upon a Time (Captain Swan): - Life is a Storm*

Once Upon a Time (non-Captain Swan): - The Aletheian Chalice*

Good Omens (Ineffable Husbands): - To Fall in Flames* - Legally Ineffable*

Walking Dead (Caryl): - Ed Had to Die*

Supernatural (Destiel): - Sweet Revenge* - Our Love is God

MDZS/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/The Untamed - XiCheng fic apparently because jezebel is a rude problem child (and my boys are lonely :(((( )

Stranger Things (Steddie+): - Aperture* - Fight For Me (plz do I need help)

Doctor Who: - Midnight fic because the Hostess deserved better

And I shall tag the people with whom I interact most: @typicalopposite, @witchy-writer-lady, and @rightpastnowhere!

#that's less than i thought actually #i owe you great thanks btw @exhaustedpirate #this helped me organize my thoughts wonderfully

[celestial-thoughts]

“I’ve never seen you squirm so much” for shaykota plz

squirm

Thanks for the request! This one was fun to write. (and yes, Shayna gets to win the Raw Women's Championship at Wrestlemania 36, because I said so.)

Warning(s): teasing, mostly fluff, slightly suggestive language, slightly spicy in general.

Word count: 572

Shayna has barely gotten backstage when a flash of pink catches her eye, and she has just enough time to prepare herself for the girl flying towards her. "I'm so proud of you!" Dakota shrieks, jumping into Shayna's arms.

Normally the couple tries to keep their romantic interactions backstage to a minimum, but Shayna couldn't care less about that right now. Winning the Raw Women's Championship is great. Winning it at Wrestlemania is even better. But winning the title at Wrestlemania and then being greeted by her girlfriend immediately after? Perfect.

Shayna hugs her girlfriend tightly. "I couldn't have done it without you," she whispers, lips close to Dakota's ear.

"I love you," Dakota says, her voice soft in Shayna's ear. Unfortunately, they can't stay in their embrace forever. Shayna has interviews to do and photos to take. But on the bright side, they can celebrate together later at home, rather than in a hotel room. So Dakota leaves her girlfriend with a quick kiss and tells Shayna that she'll meet her at home. Then she slips out of the Performance Center and drives home, eagerly anticipating Shayna's return.

A couple of hours later, Shayna opens the front door of the house. It's quiet, with Jess driving Marina home and Mia out with Keith. Having already showered at the PC, she makes her way up the stairs wearing black shorts and her old Wrestlemania 33 zip-up sweatshirt. Opening the door to her room, she finds Dakota sitting on their bed, wearing pink shorts and a black sports bra.

"There's my champion," Dakota says as Shayna sits down next to her. She pulls her girlfriend in for a kiss. "I'm so, so proud of you. You deserve it more than anyone," she says, looking into Shayna's brown eyes.

Shayna pulls Dakota onto her lap. "I'm glad you got to be there for it," she tells her, kissing her again. "I can't wait to be there when you become champion too." She sees the faintest look of sadness in Dakota's eyes, and kisses her softly on the tip of her nose. "Hey, you're going to become champion baby. I saw you in that street fight at TakeOver. You're going to do big things. This is only the beginning for you." She gives her another kiss, looking into Dakota's hazel eyes as she pulls back from her.

"Thank you, but tonight isn't about me," Dakota says. Shayna opens her mouth to say something, but Dakota holds a finger up to her girlfriend's lips. "No. Tonight is about celebrating you," she insists firmly.

She gently pushes Shayna down so she's on her back, head resting on the pillows. "Let me take care of you," Dakota says, pressing another kiss to Shayna's lips. "My girl." A kiss to her neck. "My champion." Another kiss, this one on the underside of her jaw. "My queen of spades." A kiss on her collarbone.

She peeks up to see Shayna's cheeks flushed pink. "Kota, don't tease," she whines, shifting underneath Dakota on the bed. She's usually the one being in charge. She's the one who takes care of Dakota, not usually the other way around.

Dakota giggles at her reaction. "I've never seen you squirm so much," she teases, pressing another kiss to Shayna's lips. "Relax, baby. Let me treat you like the queen that you are."

And Shayna can't resist Dakota's sweet smile. "Alright, love. Take me to paradise."

#shaykota #dakota kai #shayna baszler #wwe #prompt #kiss prompts #my writing

[hunterwritesstuff]

Can we get a Mary chart plz

YESSS

Hunter: "Ah, thank you, darling!"(Friendly)

Sammy: "Of course I'm nice to him. He's nice to me."(Tension)

Joey: "When do you need me ready, Mr. Drew?"(Friendly)

Rebecca: "Thank you! I made it myself!"(Friendly)

Bruce: "It's not very chivalrous to treat your stepson such a way."(Tension)

Marcy: "Why do you remain complacent...?"(Tension)

Susie: "No need to be fake with me."(Tension)

Tom: "A good man, protecting his wife."(Friendly)

Allison: "Your cheese crumpets are absolutely DIVINE, darling!"(Friendly)

Wally: "A total sweetie! He likes my orange tarts!"(Friendly)

Kenneth: "I'll gladly take tea with you someday!"(Friendly)

John: "Awww! Ain't you a jar of buttons?"(Friendly)

Henry: "He reminds me of this one teddy bear my grandpa gave me when I was six!"(Friendly)

Norman: "A bright fella!"(Friendly)

Bertrum: "S-So you're sure you don't need me for any songs...?"(Neutral)

Lacie: "Don't forget to eat again."(Friendly)

GENT(The company): "Something just doesn't seem right here..."(Tension)

Barley(Hunter's bio dad): "All the stories I've heard have been good..."(Friendly)

Grant: "Hang in there, buddy...it'll get better, I promise."(Friendly)

Betty: "THE singer for Alice Angel? Oh my goooshhhh! I love her singing voice!"(Friendly)

Post-Fall of studio:

Hunter: "What's the matter, little lamb? You seemed scared."(Tension)

Sammy: "Oh, you have no control over me. You have no control over me and you HATE IT. I can tell each time I look at you, you hate how little control you have over me."(Tension)

Joey: "Sower of dreams, preacher of lies."(Tension)

Rebecca: "Fucking brat."(Tension)

Bruce: "Freakish and dismal, hollow and bleak, I could go on, but let's leave it there."(Tension)

Marcy: "Didn't try hard enough."(Tension)

Susie: "I'm glad I could lend my services for getting you Sammy's little lamb, My Lady."(Friendly)

Tom: "Stay back, MUTT."(Tension)

Allison: "Cheese crumpets can't get you anywhere now, Allie."(Tension)

Wally: "I don't know how I ever tolerated your fucking voice."(Tension)

Kenneth: "Give me one reason to not turn you into firewood."(Tension)

John: "Awww~ Why so down~? Lose something~?"(Tension)

Henry: "You didn't deserve title of errand boy for My Lady."(Tension)

Norman: "Maybe don't snoop this time around."(Tension)

Bertrum: "Changed my mind, don't wanna help ya anymore~"(Tension)

Lacie: "Talk about marrying your work, jeez."(Tension)

GENT(The company): "A shady company for a shady man."(Tension)

Barley(Hunter's bio dad): "Can't save your baby boy with bravery and a phantasmal form, can ya?"(Tension)

Grant: "...I guess I was right about one thing!"(Tension)

Betty: "My Lady doesn't appreciate you keep what's hers away from her."(Tension)

#batim oc #mary shepherd #batim au #bendy the demon #bendy and the ink machine #bendy #bendy the dancing demon #batdr #batim joey drew #sammy lawrence #batim sammy lawrence #henry stein #alice angel #ink demon

[giant-gloria]

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

Thank you @llllusion for tagging me (:

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, just what my mom wishes me to be, smart, precious, pretty (but I'm not any of that lol)

2. When was the last time you cried?

Last night watching A Taxi Driver, I couldn't finish watching it, let me calm down a little

3. Do you have kids?

NO AND NEVER WILL, hahaaha I hate kids so much I can't even bare their voice, don't ever show me any baby pic cuz they aren't cute

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Sometimes otherwise I'd start cussing, you know it's better for the health if you let the anger out, don't need to throw a tantrum, just a bit sarcasm to make the other person don't have a good day is great hahaha

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

cycling, weight lifting (just very light dumbbell), it's summer I don't want sweating and queue for machines at the gym, I prefer sports can be done at home

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

How they dress? I'm just looking for pretty clothes to look at lol

7. What’s your eye color?

dark brown, I really really want to wear colour contact lenses but I'm too scared to poke my eyes with my finger

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies, I mean movies with a lot of blood, body parts, like Scream/ Cabin in the Woods/ The Hill Have Eyes, more disgusting the better.

9. Any special talents?

I'm an ordinary person I don't think I have any

10. Where were you born?

Hong Kong

11. What are your hobbies?

Watching movies I can watch 3 movies in a row at cinema, btw does shopping counts? I like buying vintage stuffs, visited many vintage shops I don't even know HK has so many of it.

12. Do you have pets?

No, I had goldfish when I was a kid but now I'm too broke to afford one and I can barely take care of myself let alone a pet

13. How tall are you?

163cm but my body check doctor tells me I'm 165cm and last year I'm 163cm, I think my height fluctuate

14. Favorite subject in school?

HE, I like cooking and I deliberately f up the dish in exam cuz the teacher had to taste it to give grading, it's fun to see her reaction, all my classmates hate her so we all did that lol And chemistry, I failed but that doesn't stop me the love for experiment.

15. Dream Job?

Oh this is a big question for a boring adult, I think if I'm wealthy enough to not have a job would be the best hahaha

In HK we have this job title called daughter/son which we most envy of, it means they have rich rich parents so they don't need to work or just have a very simple job, they don't ever need to worry about money. I have the same surname as the richest man in HK I wish I'm his long lost granddaughter lol

I used to dream of a lively, challenging job with a nice office is amazing but I've tried it and I hate it, mostly because they don't pay me enough and I never have enough sleep to perform my work perfectly, I can't handle the stress anymore. Besides who cares about how nice looking the office is, it's just a job.

If anyone still reads my blog plz feel free to do the quiz, I'm too shy to tag :)

#I love this tag game weeee I actually spent some days really think about it #cuz I neglected my thought quite sometimes #having a full time job is exhausting #oops I'm going to bed now #sweet dreams everybody

[whats-wild-to-you]

just wanted to tell u i rly enjoy ur stories and thank u so much for writing 🫶🏻 but if u ever decide u don’t want to anym, that’s ok but plz tell us bc i def don’t have ptsd from Jay

🥹 I just started writing this year 😭 I don’t think about quitting .. I think about the next story.

Sooooo … after HIDDEN GEM ( mafia au) I’m probably going to write a story about Doctor Jay 🫣😅 (nothing has come to me yet, but I hope I’ll get plenty of ideas soon). There will also be lots of requests from you lovely people 😍 (please continue sending in requests, the more I write the better I get?🙏 )

But I get what you’re saying. I once discovered someone who wrote fics about Jay too, read them all and then nothing new was coming. I often refreshed their tumblr page, desperately expecting to see a new post. I felt empty, I got a taste and wanted more, and so I started writing on tumblr myself soon after 😅 (I was previously writing on W*tpad but somehow it was no fun there 🤷‍♀️ lol)

So I know how it feels to be hooked 😉 (I hope people are hooked to my stories 🥺 I get good feedback but I always tend to doubt myself either away) and I’ll do my best to not leave you hanging.

If you haven’t noticed by now I like planning ahead and sharing my plans .. this way if I say ‘oh I’m thinking about writing about so and so’ and you’re like ‘meh…’ I can quickly change course 🤣

ps. In the spirit of getting you all involved I have to make a confession. I think I might have to change the title of Jay’s mafia au 😐🫣 it took me a while to come up with the name but the more I read it the more I don’t like it 🫢 problem is since it took me this long to come up with a mediocre title name I don’t know if I can come up with a better one soon. I don’t necessarily want to change the name mid-story but if push comes to shore I’ll have to consider that too.

I feel that’s enough chitchat 🤭 it’s only 7am but I already have so much stuff on my mind 🫠 lol

pps. 🫶🫶🫶 thank you anon! 🥹

also ppps. 😅 I know my Master List’s a mess. I tried to clean up and rearrange it but that means losing all my Hyperlinks and so I didn’t do it. But I want to, need to do this at one point or the chaos that is my master list will drive me crazy 😩

#jay park #more soju please #ask me anything #ask response #anon ask #asks open #send me asks #anons welcome

[atrirose]

hi! <3 can i request enha hcs w/ an s/o that loves to baby them? like you're always calling them oddly endearing nicknames and being affectionate, like feeding them and running your hands through their hair, giving scalp massages... you just enjoy taking care of them and checking up on them

Title : enhypen with s/o that likes to baby them

Type : headcannons

Genre : fluff

Warning: none; not proof read

An. Srsly the request got all swamped up but I don't want to close the request also plz feel free to talk to me anytime. Ps I just noticed I have been spelling heeseung wrong :) rip im sorry my phone has its own mind

Heeseung : finds it amusing no really he would be smirking whenever you try to baby like "yeah right 😏" shit eating grinning :). Don't really care infact thanks heavens for such a caring s/o who feeds him ramen 🙄. I did mention he love shoulder rubs in my previous post and I'm gonna say it again, he finds himself super close to you when you do that. Sits with a straight and scary trying to foucs on work but as soon as you go "baby" he melts, will ignore everything.

Jay : has the funniest face when you call him pet names. Like sure he knows you like them and to a extent he doesn't mind but there are times when he just goes blank. You go "muffin what do you want to eat" and he stands there stiff face 😐😐 muffin was that supposed to be me (plz safe jay). Sometimes you do that on purpose "my sweet buttercup how was your day?". "Stop y/n I'm- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUTTERCUP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION THAT." then you bust out laughing knowing you did that on purpose to tease you sweet baby.

Sunghoon : love hate relationship with your pet names. Loves when you call him ice prince but why did you call him penguin like why :( but still gets antsy if you don't call him penguin kinda messed up but you gotta deal with it😤😤. Scalp message, running your hands through his hair, applying oil or sampoo, literally anything with his hair he loves it, makes you do it, would like if your hands never left his hair alone, prefers it that way.

Jake : a puppy x200 times, baby him and you get the most bubbly and innocent smile ever. Eyes goes big and sparkling, "you think i did good🥺🥺 thanks ily" also goes feral for your pet names, the weirder the better, snuggles into you when you pet him. Likes to BE A SMALL SPOON. Puffy cheeks when you feed him.talks about how much he likes it when you pet him and kiss his cheeks when he is on your lap to the boys only to get eyerolls :( gets sad but you always cheer him up with your presence

Sunoo : can I even begin with this man, you baby him, he does it too, you call him pet names nah he gotta do it too and at some point it did become a competition for both of you to see who can do more. You don't know when it started or when it ended but it was still a petty phase for you both. He loves skin care but he loves it more when you do it for him. Stares at your face when you apply the face mask on him like literally looks at you with doe eyes, he is a hopeless romantic :(. Also loves it when you rant or talk about while doing his skin care routine on him , makes you melt at the way he looks at you with admiring eyes like he can't love nobody but you.

Jungwon : 🤫don't tell this to anyone but he likes it when you baby him. Being the young leader and a responsible kid. he might come as a mature boy despite being the younger one in his family, so it is a surprise that our leader here likes to be baby for you. Purrs like a cat when you brush your hands in his hair, huge goofy smiles when you squeeze his face, not a fan of pet names but doesn't mind it either. I mean you could be like "how is my little widdle pumpkin spice cupcake" and he will be like "oh,OH nah I'm fine what about you" like he just didn't get called pumpkin spice cupcake. SHOW SOME REACTION,,will actually give you messages and likes when you press your cold hands on his cheeks

Niki : is a baby which makes your inner caring side kick in no matter who it is. But if you do try to baby him he will tackle you, doesn't care will flip you off the bed, tackle you on the sofa, its not that he doesn't like it he just is awkward and shy and likes to express thinks in this way. Glares at you when you call him petnames also refuses to call you noona (or senpai/j) but he likes the shoulder massage you give him srsly so relaxed he sleeps in between. Thanks you the next day tho cuz he got manners.

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen fluff #enhypen x reader #enhypenwriters #jungwon imagines #jungwon x reader #niki x reader #kim sunoo #heeseung x reader #heeseung imagines #park jay x reader #sim jake imagines #sunoo imagines #sunghoon imagines #sunghoon x reader #sunoo x reader #niki imagines #riki nishimura #enhypen scenarios #jungwon scenarios #enhypen reactions #niki scenarios #sunoo fluff #sunoo scenarios #jake imagines #enhypen heeseung #heeseung scenarios

[morefandomscenarios]

Imagine plz? Cora lives au and law asks him to take the role as his father at his wedding?

I imagine if Cora lives, Law's personality would be different than what's in canon... So in here he's the one who proposed, he's more open & not as emotionally constipated, and he's still a pirate while Roci is a marine but they keep their relationship hidden really well (altho everyone in the navy knows that Roci CLEARLY favors the Heart Pirates, kind of like Garp with the Strawhats lol)

Imagine...

... Law asking Rocinante to take the role of his father at his wedding.

When Law decided that yes, he's a hundred percent certain he's ready to give you his whole (metaphorical and literal) heart and marry you, there's never a doubt in him that Cora-san would take the position of his father. It's the execution that makes him nervous; he may have slipped out and called him "Dad" a few times in his life, and the taller man cries every single time, but still. What if he refuses? What if he takes it the wrong way? What if, what if, what if???

It adds to his stress, he's losing sleep, and so of course you notice. Worrying that he's regretting his proposal to you, you figured it would be a good idea to sit down for a talk and ask your soon-to-be-husband what's bothering him. The moment he blurts his thoughts and puts it into words so he can explain it to you, he realizes how silly he sounds and how meaningless his worries are, and soon enough he's laughing with you at himself. If Law can propose to you, he can certainly admit that he thinks of Rocinante, the person who has raised him to the person that he is today, as his father.

So he asks Corazon, on one of their monthly hangouts (can't have too many of those or the Marines might catch on afterall) in some obscure bar of a small town. Law tells his father figure that he's getting married - nothing big, just his and your crews, maybe some other allied pirate crews - and of course Corazon sheds tears of joy. But when Law finally breaks the question with a slight blush on his cheeks, calls him with the title and not scramble to correct it this time? The blond is bawling.

In the end, Law has to drag him out the bar because they attract too much attention, but he couldn't have asked for a better outcome.

"[name]... My son is a handful, but you've taken care of him so well. I can't think of a better partner for him. Thank you. Going forward, since we're all family now, you'll tell me if you need anything, right? Oh, and feel free to call me Dad!!"

*proceeds to tear up when you actually call him Dad*

#one piece #trafalgar law #donquixote rocinante #imagine

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

#corpse husband #corpse #corpse husband x reader #corpse x reader #corpse husband imagine #corpse social media au #corpse husband fanfic #social media au #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x y/n #corpse husband fic #reader #xreader #imagine #imagines #myso #make you say oh

[the-stove-is-divorced]

fics + fanart list :]

Hi!! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡ I’m shipwreckblues on ao3! Call me Sailing Ships, the one who doesn’t like shipping, ironic I know, ha! Or, Divorced! ♡ Anyways, I wanted a place to put down some of my fics/writing in one place AND make sure to show off the fanart I get for my fics!!! It’s the coolest thing in the world, and if you have, thank you so much!   (´꒳`)♡♡♡

Fics and fanart under the cut! (Not all my fics, ‘cause that’s a lot to list, but all the fanart is there! Tysm again!)

BEN 10

Metamorphosis - attempted comedy where the omnitrix gets sentience! - ONGOING

Fanart for Metamorphosis!!!  by mabbbish! Plz check it out it’s so lovely! 

More Fanart for Metamorphosis!!! by unorthodoxica! PLZ check it out it’s SO good! 

Fanart for Metamorphosis!!! :D by amar-art! Check it out it’s absolutely adorable

Fanart for Metamorphosis!!! :)) by greenfrogartist!! Please LOOKIE it’s incredible!

ben tennyson and the inherit antagonistic platonic relationship forged through mutual beneficial fake rivalries (enemy of my enemy of my enemy) - where Ben decides he needs an archenemy to keep bad guys off his back - COMPLETED

LMK/ LEGO MONKIE KID

how much can you fit under your skin? - angst heavy where MK’s sent back in time to s1 from the s2 finale, but with LBD stuck in his head! - COMPLETE, WITH AN EPILOGUE!

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? by hecate!!! Check it out plz it’s so good and angsty!! 

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? by celis22!!! PLZ check it out, it’s so wonderful!!! 

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? by celis22!!! DONE IT AGAIN, AND TIS WONDERFUL

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? by karlywantsand!!! PLZZZZ LOOK IT’S SO COOL!!

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? BY summer doddles !!! THE DETAILS ARE SO PERFECT IMMA SOB???

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? by scarletbrownies!!! The beautiful butterfly boy!!! LOVE THE LIGHTING OMG!

Fanart for HMCYFUYS? by falsearrow!!! Legit adorable redraws!!! LOOKIE!!!

My art showing MK’s progression in HMCUFUYS

i’ve got no time to live (and i can’t say goodbye) - oneshot exploration of Inky!MK and MK’s mentality during their battle, and probably the most epic writing I’ve written so far. 

SUF / STEVEN UNIVERSE

it feels like we only go backwards - heavy angst, canon divergent SUF retelling where Steven unfuses after the end of Prickly Pair, getting so much worse, before the halves get better!

Fanart for iflwogb by ozrbbit!!! ITS SO CUTE AND PRETTY AND PINK!!! plz go check it out!!! :D

YOUNG JUSTICE/DC

so blue, so true - AU where instead Khaji Da bonding with Jaime Reyes, they become fused instead, exploring their navigation through identity - hiatus :( !

green lantern adopts possibly homicidal alien invader for the fate of the world and is in denial about it more at 11 - basically what the title says! Hal stumbles upon Blue Beetle, and ends up mentoring the kid/trying to make sure the kid wasn’t secretly with the Reach - hiatus :( ! 

who am i without you? (yourself) - because of magic, Khaji Da suddenly gains a human body. he’s not exactly pleased about it, but it does give him opportunities he didn’t have before - ONGOING

BNHA/MY HERO ACADEMIA 

seriously, whose quirk is this?! - where Yagi gives Izuku OFA without telling him, which ends up snowballing into a feral, sleep deprived Izuku on the haunt for AFO to figure out how he’s accidentally stolen a quirk - hiatus :( ! 

INVADER ZIM

Zim and the Weirdly Affectionate Parental Units He Totally Doesn’t Care About - In which ZIm gets adopted by human verisons of the Roboparents! Fluff, Found family! - ONGOING SERIES, kinda on hiatus for the moment tho 

SPIDER-MAN

Hello Fellow Warrior - a series exploring the idea around What If Peter Parker actually kept the symbiote, and it wasn’t as malicious as series typically depict? ft. cultural differences, mother-hen! Venom, and a peter trying his best - ONGOING!

#my fics #my writing #morg rambles #morg speaks #still insane to me that i have fanart for some of my fics #i have two whole fanarts #thats so insane #thank u so much oh my god i could cry #fanart for me

[icedbatik]

Hi, I’m hoping you or your followers can help me find a fic that at this point I’m pretty sure I imagined 🙈 it’s one where Sid is a dragon and keeps stealing stuff from Geno’s shop? Idk if that’s enough info to go on but that’s all I remember…. plz help me find it…. for science?? Lol

Hi, anon!

Another anon tells me (thanks, anon!) and I confirmed ... we think you’re looking for “Nesting Instincts” by MapleMermaid.

If not, let me know and I’ll ask around again!

I recall this fic. But I am horrible at recalling titles and authors off the top of my head. I want to say it was on AO3, but it also might have been only on Tumblr. If anyone else has a better recollection than I, please share! Thanks!

#icedbatik answers asks

[lunaekalenda]

heyy congrats on 500! 👄💰🥲 or 💖 (i can’t choose but maybe a mix of both?) with eren plz:)

obv! thank you so much for participating and i hope you like it! <3

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enemies to lovers + mafia au + romantic tragicomedia feat. Eren Jaeger

introduced original characters, mentions of blood.

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Eren Jaeger. The actual and young head of the Jaeger family. He wasn’t an easy prey, his family was one of the most important ones in this city. He moves a huge amount of money every day, heir of all the things his parents made on the past.

Unlucky him they have hired you. 

You’re the secret weapon of the Müller family. The child they trained since little to seduce and play with other’s minds to know all of them. You only need to get closer to him and discover all the Jaeger secrets. With which families are they allied. How many money do they count. How many of them are now.

If they hired an Ackerman to kill the clan that contracted you.

The Ackermans are also a really well known clan, famous for being silent and skilled assassins. Specially two of them. Levi Ackerman. The man who built again the reputation of his family. Mikasa Ackerman. The girl who protects Eren Jaeger, because the Ackerman clan knows how many benefits they can get just from protecting the young man. Your instructions are easy, but you know the plan isn’t it. Entering the Jaeger mansion is really complicated: there are guards everywhere. Eren rarely goes out of the mansion, so it’s almost impossible to make it like a casual encounter, the typical encounter between two people that ends with a coffee. You have to enter like every single soul that had meet Eren before: trough money, contracts and secrets. It’s the only way to treat directly with him. Negotiations. Dirty treats.

"I have information about the Müllers."

That false information is the key to your reunion with Eren. You're dressed for the occasion, really well-dressed. The man in front of you talks to a brown-haired girl, and she leaves, going to tell the info to a person who you suppose it's Eren. He listens the orders once she comes back and you look around, analyzing. There are big paintings on the walls, most of them from really famous painters. The corridor you're waiting in is decorated with huge glass lamps that make all the little cristal drops shine in all directions. You don't know who those two are. The tallest one, who has an undercut, nods to the other.

"You can pass." he says. "But he will make you a control. Please, take out your jacket and all the things we can easily found and claim as suspicious, such as..."

"I know, I know. Knifes, guns or another harmful things. I’m empty.” You put your bag in the tallest’s hands. He revises it while the other touches your body superficially, trying to find any hint of a weapon. The little stylet you have on your boot its cold against your leg, and it could hurt you with any abrupt movement. The boy with the bag gives it back to you. The other releases you arms. 

“Take the stairs and wait on the corridor of the second plant. Someone will call you to talk with him.” You nod quietly and make your way to the stairs. Quickly, a blonde boy appears, opening the door from Eren’s office.

“Come in. Boss waits for you.”

You enter before the blonde man, who closes the door fast, almost getting your leg with it. The movement made the stylet cut a little wound on your leg. You walk cautiously, trying not to get the stylet too close to your skin. The fact that you’re wearing the stylet without case is simple: Is a punishment. You had orders to kill someone on your last mission and doubted, so now they want the stylet to cut you, trying to make you regret the failed assassination. But you’ve learned, and you have strict orders to kill Eren Jaeger if he knows too much. The light of the room surprises you, the curtains moving quietly because of the wind that enters from the open window behind the desk, where a tall figure is sitting.

Even when you’ve seen Eren Jaeger before, on pictures the Müllers shown you, you never thought he’ll be so imposing. His dark hair is tied on a messy bun on the back part of his head, and he’s wearing a white shirt he has unbuttoned until the middle. His green eyes look tired, a little shadow under them. He takes his gaze far from the documents and tilts his head a little to thank the blonde boy, that does the same and disappears. He invites you to sit, moving his eyes from your body to the chair in front of him. You sit, your bag on your knees. Eren seems young, maybe he’s on his early twenties. His sharp jaw tenses when he sees you eyes looking the documents with curiosity. You got to read the title of some of them: they are hiring contracts with Ackermans and some transactions about enterprises being bought by the Jaegers.

During your training, they taught you how to read upside down, really fast. That’s because once you arrive on someone’s office to get info, the papers will be facing them. A normal person would take their time to read, making obvious they’re trying to get something. You can read them fast.

“If you’re here to try to get some information.” His voice sounds bored, maybe too tired, as if he doesn’t enjoy the fact that his family is one of the most important ones. Maybe he doesn’t like this? “You’re going to go back with empty hands”

It’s not time to feel compassion. You’re hired. You have a work. 

“I’m here to give information to you, not to steal it from you.” You talk. You know how to modulate your voice, try to make him think you’re nervous for being there, as if you fear for your life just for opening your mouth. Eren raises an eyebrow, as if he was inviting you to talk. “The Müllers.” Now, it’s time to make a credible story to make Eren feel curiosity. To make him want to know more. He’ll protect anything that would help him to destroy the Müllers, so he’ll probably protect you once he believes you can get information for him. You can make him hire you. Eren leans back on his chair.

“I’m listening.”

“They lost their protection. A bad made pact or something like that.” you don’t want to be really specific, that would just uncover your lie. “The clan that worked for them left because of a better work offer.” This wasn’t a lie after all. The Müller did lost their protection, but they quickly found another one, keeping that pact in secret for everyone. Eren looks to his fingers on the table, his head resting on his free hand. He nods quietly.

“You know this pacts from inside, don’t you?” his question, made with the same deep and tired voice, caught you by surprise. He sighs. “You entered and looked directly to my desk. This could be an unfortunate coincidence, you entered and felt curiosity about the papers, that’s just an human feeling. A normal person that enters my office looks down at the papers and then leaves them be, they’re upside down for them. You read them, quite fast i could say.” He takes the papers. “How many of them were you able to read?” You stay silent. He smirks. “Also, isn’t your leg hurt?” he asks. It’s impossible he knows you’re carrying a weapon with you. “I saw you had trouble landing that foot correctly when you walked in.” 

“Just a bad landing,” You answer. He nods, slowly. He knows something.

“How much do you gain with this mission?” he asks. His green tired eyes are looking directly to you. 

“Wh-what mission?” you ask, trying to act innocent. A sarcastic laugh leaves his lips.

“Stop fucking acting.” he takes out some papers. “Y/N, do you recognize this paper?” he gives it to you. 

“My contract?” You think for yourself. There it is: your name, surname, a photo, quantity you gain with this and your signature. 

“I should say, if this is permitted, that you’re much prettier now that in that pic.” He says, calmly. His smirk hasn’t disappeared. “I’ll give you a counteroffer.” He says. “I’m tired of playing hide and seek with all those bastards.” He knows too much. He discovered your plans.

You’re fast when you take the stylet out of your boot, your blood dripping from the file, getting up and leaning on the table to stab him. You’re fast moving it to his neck, but he’s faster. His hand gets your wrist, stronger than you think, making you unable to move it, and he takes the stylet out of your immobilized hand. He looks at it, with your wrist caged on his hand. You can’t sit, he’s pulling you to stay in that position - legs half flexed, the elbow against the table, his green eyes really close to yours.- It’s uncomfortable. 

“You took a risk, didn’t you, hm?” he asks. His voice is now lower. He stopped your stab. The price you pay for a bad executed assassination is death. 

They are going to kill you.

If Eren doesn’t kill you first. Tears start to run from your eyes. You don’t wanna cry, and less in front of him, but the thought of the consequences once you get home again scare you so much. Eren hisses. 

“The cute assassin is crying?” he jokes, his free hand getting some tears from your face. He doesn’t let your wrist. “I’ve heard the Müller are a really moral-questionable family, aren’t they?” he says. He knows about the consequences. “Once more, I have a counteroffer for you.” he leaves your wrist. You sit again, the skin where he grabbed you starting to change from red to a painful purple. He looks at it. “Sorry, used too much strength.” He takes out an empty contract formulary. 

You try to calm yourself. Should you accept it? The betray is also punished with death. They’ll kill you in any way. The green-eyed boy in front of you is your only way to scape.

“Only if you protect me from them.” Eren smirks.

“Granted.”

He doesn’t want to know the Müller secrets, he doesn’t have interest in that. His older brother, Zeke Jaeger, was the one that searched problems. Eren just wants to stay quiet and make easy money without getting his hands covered with blood. He doesn’t want to get in trouble with other families. He doesn’t want to kill, he’s tired of that.  He sits and starts to make your contract. You look how his hands write fast your information. 

“Why?” you ask. All the shock of the previous events didn’t let you think straight. He raises an eyebrow.

“Why what? Speak properly, hm?”

“Why aren’t you going to kill me? I tried to kill you. That’s how this works. One life for another.” Eren keeps writing, unbothered. 

“That’s how it works in Müller’s rules.” he says. “I don’t like that dynamics. Send someone to kill another one.” he answers simply. You look at him. He isn’t a bad person. He isn’t the man everybody talked about. That’s a fake Eren, made by rumors. The boy in front of you is just someone making business. Maybe not in the cleanest way, but at least he doesn’t kill. “I don’t like to kill. And less if the other person is just following orders, scared about the consequences.” He looks at you. It seems you started to calm down. 

“How are you going to cover me?”

“Faking your death. You know I don’t like to go out of the mansion, I saw you walking around it from the window this last days.” You are really surprised. He’s smart, so smart. “I need someone to help with my investments. You don’t need to go out of the mansion.” 

He was strangely calm to be negotiating with the enemy. 

“I could take out another knife and kill you, you know?” you say. He smiles.

“If you announced it, then you’re not going to do it.” He keeps writing. You nod quietly. “I need you to sign here.” He offers you the fountain pen. You could harm him with that. Your hand takes the pen in stabbing position. He sees you from the corner of the eye.

“I wouldn’t do that.” he says, calmly. “Remember that is your life the one risking, not mine.” He’s right. You sigh and sign the contract. Eren smiles.

“You should read the contract before signing.” he says, his voice being like a joke melody. 

“Whatever you’ve put there is better than the punishment of the Müller.” you say, throwing the pen back to him. He catches it easily. 

“Fine, then. You won’t get a single coin in the first year working here.” He says. Wait, was that in the contract? “You tried to kill me. I’m kind, but not that much.”

“But-” He gets up and walks towards you. His green eyes are now close to yours, his breath almost mixing with yours. He smells good.

“But?” he asks. One of his strands of hair move with him, touching your face quietly. He’s really attractive, and so near... 

“How am I supposed to eat?” Eren thinks.

“There are a hundred ways to gain extra pays, you know? Helping on the kitchen, reading my letters or preparing my baths.” he says. “Maybe I could be extra kind and let you have a bath with me.” You can hear the joke in his voice.

“I would politely decline it.” You say. He smiles.

“I don’t know. Maybe you’ll end enjoying it.”

“They never taught you to not empathize with the enemy?”

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Casually, it seems like you didn’t learn it either.

“Eren.” you call him quietly. You’ve been here for months now, almost eight. In that time, Eren avoided three different trials of murder from you and you got slightly punished for two of them. You ended accepting your fate and helping him, learning that he can be a soft and warm-hearted boy once he stops acting as a mature mafia head. This world isn’t for him.

“What?” he says, a little laugh following his words. He didn’t knew what to make with you, a problematic captive enemy that attempted to murder him multiple times. And your angelical aspect and sweet voice confused him. He ended understanding you, understanding the pain and the fear you feel since little, since the Müller bought you and obligated to train as a spy. He listened to your story and you listened to his, how everyone wanted him to became a good leader, one that wouldn’t doubt to kill for his own benefice. That made you understand each other, fall in love with the most human part of the other one. 

“Move.” you try to push him a little, but he offers resistance. He tangles one leg around yours. Your head is resting on his pillow. How did you went from wanting to pierce his heart with a stylet to wanting to treasure it? His arm tangles on your waist and pulls you closer.

“No.” he answers. You laugh and let you head meet his neck curve. You sigh. “You know? A lot of people want me dead.”

“So I did.” you laugh, and he does too.

“So you did.” he says. You remain silent. “At least say sorry, y/n” 

“Sorry for trying to kill you, Eren.” you say. He lets out a little laugh.

“That was the fakest sorry i’ve heard in years.” you hit his shoulder softly before pulling the blanket higher on your body, covering you two. “What would you do if they kill me?”

“I couldn’t kill you, so no one is going to do it.” You say. He caresses your hair.

“They could. And I don’t want you to be here. They could kill you as well.” His voice shows concern. “I don’t want anything to happen to you.”

“Some months ago...” you start, but he interrupts you.

“Some months ago we were just two persons with different ideologies.” he says. You sigh.

“I don’t care. I will stay here even if they point you with three guns and two knifes. I’ll be here with you, I’ll stay here by your side in any way.”

“Y/N”... he says.

“If they kill you, they’ll kill a part of me.”

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Fighting Fire with Froyo

oh my goodness hello friends plz dont roast my title bc @verryberriess already has LOL it is ✨quirky✨ anyways the first fic back is always rough to write and i got tired of editing so without further ado ... 

Nesta pried the uniform hat off her head and wiped the dripping sweat from her brow. By the cauldron, it was burning up today. It amazed her that the frozen yogurt wasn’t melting right out of the machines. That probably wasn’t even possible, but the heat was making her delirious. Of course on the hottest day of the year something was wrong with the AC. She added calling the maintenance guy to her 5-page long mental list of things to do after her shift today. 

She truly did not have the time to be working on the service line today. The Archeron sister froyo shop had opened almost a year ago and already she was talking to people about expanding it to become a chain. That’s what she should be working on instead.

Nesta supposed she should be happy their little shop was so popular. The sisters had been so nervous when they were finally able to launch their yogurt shop after years of planning. It was a dream come true. 

They named it Archeron Delights and it became one of the most popular dessert places in Velaris. Elain was the mastermind behind the frozen yogurt recipes. People came from all over the country to try their unique flavor combinations. Feyre was in charge of all the interior designing. She remodeled the entire space and made it look modern with colorful signs and trendy photo taking spots - a necessity for kids obsessed with instagram worthy pictures. Nesta was the official manager which meant she dealt with finances, hiring the team, making schedules, and other administrative duties. 

To be honest, Nesta never really worked at the counter, but Morrigan their newest hire, and Feyre’s best friend was sick with the flu. Definitely not a good idea to put her near customers. To make matters worse, the shop had been extremely busy today so she didn’t have time to take any breaks. Unlike her sisters, Nesta was already not the cheeriest service worker. It’s why she worked in the back in her quiet, private office. 

At least she could distract herself by filling out their monthly budget summary while waiting. However, her calculations were soon interrupted by the cheerful bell dinging, meaning the shop door was being opened. Damn another customer. 

Nesta began quickly finishing up the section she was on, “Hi I’ll be with you in one -”

“You need to get out of here,” the customer interrupted. 

Nesta’s smile dropped so fast. Who did this man think he was?

“No, you need to get out,” she snapped back without looking up from her papers. If he was gonna speak to her like that she was gonna take her sweet time. 

“Excuse me I -”

This time Nesta interrupted. “This is my shop and I say you need to leave.”

“Ma’am if you would let me explain -”

“Stop calling me ma'am, you have no right -” This time it was Nesta who trailed off.

She finally looked up to see a man equipped fully in firefighter gear staring right at her. Shit. She just yelled at a fireman. To make matters worse he was handsome. Extremely handsome. 

“There’s a small fire in another location 2 units from yours. We’re containing it, but you still need to evacuate,” the man explained.  

Nesta was still gaping. It seemed she was unable to form words. How was this man so attractive? He was wearing full protective fire gear and wasn’t even breaking a sweat and here she was, literally dripping. 

To be quite honest she couldn’t tell if she was sweating because of the heat or the fireman’s burning gaze. 

“Ma’am can you hear me? Ma’am? Oh for goodness sake.”

Before Nesta knew it she was being lifted off her feet. Literally. 

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” she exclaimed in surprise. 

“Ah so you can still talk.” 

“Put me down you oaf.”

“Oaf?” he raised a brow, “That’s a real nice way to thank the person saving your ass.”

“I’m serious,” she said crossing her arms angrily. 

“Let’s get to safety first.”

Nesta gave the man a withering glare, but he continued to carry her bridal style to a tent where it seemed other shop owners were gathering. 

“Oh my goodness Nesta are you hurt?” Aelin asked as they approached.

Aelin owned a dress boutique in the same plaza and they often grabbed lunch together. She was Nesta’s best friend. 

“No I am being harassed,” she deadpanned. 

“She means saved,” the firefighter corrected as he finally set her down. 

“Woah he’s hot,” Aelin whispered in her ear. 

“Shut up or I’m telling Rowan.”

“Just an observation” Aelin laughed. 

The man gave them a polite smile before heading back towards the rest of the firemen. 

Nesta stopped him before he got too far. “I want to talk to your boss,” she said sternly. 

“You mean the captain?” he asked. 

“Yes.” Obviously. 

“Why do you need the captain ma'am?”

“Stop with the ma’am, I’m serious.”

“Ok fine. What’s your name?” 

Nesta stayed silent. 

“Ok then, sweetheart. Why do you need the captain?”

Nesta growled at his stupidity. “I am not your sweetheart and I am reporting you for inappropriate behavior.”

Something like amusement crossed his face, but it quickly vanished, “I see. I’ll be right back then.”

For someone about to lose his job he did not seem the least bit frightened. 

***

It was only a few minutes before the man returned. He was still wearing his fire pants or whatever they were called, but the protective jacket was gone. Now he wore a tight shirt that read Velaris Fire Dept. It framed his muscles a little too perfectly for her taste. How was this man real?

“The captain is busy at the moment but I will take your complaint and hand it to him myself,” he said, pulling out a pen and paper.

“How do I know you’re not going to rip it up as soon as I leave?”

“You can watch me hand it to him once we have this mess sorted out,” he assured her. 

“Fine.”

“First I will need your name.”

“Nesta Archeron” she grit out.

“Nesta. I like how that sounds.”

She rolled her eyes. This man was absolutely insufferable. 

“Ok, now your phone number.”

“Why do you need my phone number?” 

“So the captain can contact you about this issue, of course.”

She grabbed the paper from his massive hands and scribbled her number down quickly.

“Ok and what are you complaining about?” he asked, clearly amused.

She rolled her eyes, “You already know what I’m complaining about.”

“Well, I need to write it down word for word,” he said, laughing softly.  

His laughter was the last straw. “You know what this is ridiculous I’m going to find the captain myself,” she said, stomping off. 

“That’s gonna be hard to do sweetheart,” he called after her. 

“Oh yea, why?” she yelled back over her shoulder.

“Because I am the captain.”

That stopped Nesta dead in her tracks. She turned slowly to see the big oaf smiling. 

“Cassian Nazari, Captain of Station 17,” he said, extending his hand.

“Are you playing a game or something?” she scowled, slapping his hand away.  

“No,” he chuckled softly, “Just doing my job.” 

“By pretending to not be the captain and stealing my information?”

He smiled again and half of her wanted to slap him, but the other half was tempted to kiss him. What was wrong with her?

“I take complaints seriously. So seriously, that I would like to hear all about your complaint over dinner.”

“This is not funny,” she said crossing her arms over her chest. 

“Don’t tell me you’re not interested. You took one look at me and were absolutely speechless. I literally had to carry you out before you burned to death.”

“The fire was contained, evacuating was a formality you brute.” 

“If you say so,” he said sarcasm lacing every word. “I’ll pick you up from your shop at 6.”

Nesta’s jaw dropped, the audacity of this man was astounding. She paused before answering, debating her options. She figured she could either continue pretending to hate him or just give in. Gods above, was she actually considering this?

“Say yes you idiot” Aelin whispered.

Nesta flinched in surprise. Where the hell did she even come from? 

“Are you kidding I’m not going anywhere in this.” Nesta argued, gesturing to her work apron and leggings. 

“I think it looks great,” Cassian said with a wink. 

“Me too,” Aelin added.

Nesta gave Aelin a deadly look before saying, “Let’s meet at the Sidra at 7. That way I have time to change.”

Cassian only looked surprised at her suggestion for a second before agreeing, “Ok, I’ll see you there.” 

He waved before heading back to the rest of his crew and Nesta against her better judgement waved back. 

“Nesta Archeron, are you smiling?” Aelin teased as soon as Cassian was out of ear shot.

“Shut up. I am absolutely not,” she said, quickly bringing her face back to neutral. 

And then it hit her...

She was going to dinner with Cassian - a fire captain she just met. What the hell was she thinking? 

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