#plz seriously

[humans-are-tasty]

#my art #monkey d. luffy #one piece #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #mihawk a little more moustachy and very OOC smile #the croc is from almost a year ago but i still find it neat #just normal drawings #hoping to draw less fanart and more original stuff this year. or at least really try to go out of my comfort zone #also plz no inappropriate comments about the croc #luffy and mihawk make good templates to experiment on. maybe cuz they're simple and shaped + wide brim hat #i seriously have a mihawk disease #i really like drawing low angles #i was looking at pics of tsurumi from GK and i was like mihawk could have a moustache like that #i think mihawk is the cutest guy in one piece. #April Edit: modified the luffy pic slightly. the shadow cutting off in the middle of his neck was bothering me for months

[catboybiologist]

Holy shit, I get to be a hot girl?

Like dead ass?

I get to wake up every morning with this body?

Like, life is worth living or something?

God damn.

To the twin goddesses, @lilithtransrights @xenasaur

And to my devoted disciples @glowingemberz @godless-of-the-hunt @whalesharkcat

Edit/note: plz don't be weird about bulge on this post or any post of mine. I don't have many limits but that's one of them. It's been a barrier to showing off particular fits, like these boy shorts, but I still wanted to show them off a little. This was just in the tags before and I know there's already RBs without this, so if it happens it's my B- if it happens, it happens, and it's NBD, just a preference. Thanks!

#also please be normal about my bulge #like no memeing here just like seriously plz no comment i will delete this if my notifs get uncomfortable #these boyshorts are nice but I typically avoid showing them for pics bc of bulge #i dont have many limits or i hibitions but this is one #anyways #tgirl tummy tuesday #tgirl tummy #midriff #girl #trans #transgender #trans selfie #transfemme #trans woman #cute trans #hot trans #trans is beautiful

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

#hsr #honkai star rail #dr. ratio #dr ratio honkai star rail #veritas ratio #hsr aventurine #ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #i wanna throw topaz in too but she's barely in 1 line #OK BUT SERIOUSLY #I'M GOING INSANE #EVER SINCE HIS TECHNIQUE WAS SHOWN MONTHS AGO #EVERYTIME I USE IT I GO SLIGHTLY MORE INSANE #PLZ #SOMEONE #GIVE ME AN ANSWER #(cite source plz) #Ratio makes me so mad sometimes #aventurine makes me wanna protect him #i wanna fist fight ratio #i'd lose 100% #no shot #wouldn't even last 10 seconds #verbal or phsyical #i'm going down #BUT SQUARE UP #GIVE ME ANSWERS

[mysterycitrus]

so the body is a haunted house, right? ur haunted by past pain, ur experiences and regrets, the people you’ve known and lost. ur a living structure inhabited by countless others, and that kind of grief never stops. on a biological scale, we know that trauma rewrites dna and brain matter. we see how monumental loss affects the human mind through generations, how it shapes the way we think. u can track that down family lines to the present. even unseen, u r carrying the ghosts of everyone who came before.

the central thesis of persephone is how grief can be the proponent of so much change, both good and bad. part of that is bruce’s visible, living state of mourning in the manor, in the mantle of batman, in the pearls and the portrait. he is literally haunted by the alley, by the gunshot, by the darkness. but robin is haunted by mary grayson, by dick as a child and as a teenager and an adult, by jason in the dirt, by tim and steph and damian, and on and on it goes. how do u conceptualise that kind of loss?

both jason and dick’s grief is faceless. dick’s parents are remembered in colour and name, through dick’s embodiment of joy. they are transient. they are worn by children who do not know their names. they are honoured in that way, something that jason, despite not knowing robin’s origin, is conscious of —

in persephone, i knew jason would have an altar of some kind. his grief is action, but it’s also his heavy anchor to gotham. he could leave, but he doesn’t. he despises bruce for the same reason they’re similar. originally, it was a memorial to the people at his funeral, but that changed to commemorating the life he had before his death, and the people he left behind. he lies to himself and says the elephant represents robin as a whole, but it doesn’t. it obviously doesn’t.

it is a literal symbol of jason’s inability to fully abandon his life before. the body is being haunted, after all. we get to see his perspective in wolf-king, his anger at his disconnection, his isolation from others, his paranoid, neurotic interactions with dick. he has changed so completely that he cannot trust anyones intentions. he’s hurt people, and he doesn’t regret it. he thinks people see him as something he was, versus something he is. it’s dehumanising and hard. like he is memorialising something lost at the altar, so to is everyone else when they look at him. his presence in their lives is a haunting.

when a seventeen year old dick grayson sees the elephant there, he assumes he’s died and that jason is honouring him. how can jason explain that it’s to represent a past that jason himself can’t return to? after all, the only way out is through.

and then, at the end, he is given a gift — dick leaves behind a bird on the altar. not a robin, but something meant for jason the person, not the body in the box. he is remembered for what he was. and that connection to what he was is horrifying. the idea that someone recognises that grief and honours him hurts. after all, a heart is a heavy burden.

#idek how to tag this #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #red hood #dc comics #fic meta #ig? #persephone tag #don’t take this too seriously but if u have qs cause this makes no sense plz feel free

[cherieetcherries]

My JJK headcanon is that Yuuji loves listening to ASMR before he goes to sleep, and sometimes the concepts of the videos are kind of weird, e.g.: dark fairy kidnaps you (etc.) and Sukuna is mortified by that. Also, Sukuna calls Yuuji a loveless loser when he puts "girlfriend asmr".

As time goes by Sukuna gets to tolerate ASMR more, even if he still thinks it's kind of weird, and he'll never admit it, but he actually likes the videos that have some type of lore in them.

Lastly, when Sukuna becomes a bit more intolerable, Yuuji decides to put these unhinged boyfriend asmr videos that have the cringiest dialogues to ever exist, just to make Sukuna feel some type of torment.

#jjk #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jjk yuji #jjk yuuji #jjk sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #sukuita #i love asmr plz don't take it seriously

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Duality of hight as demonstrated by the foxes

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #the foxes #the foxhole court #aftg fanart #neil josten #andrew minyard fanart #neil josten fanart #kevin day #matt boyd #but fr why the fuck r they ether an any or a giant #this took like two minutes plz don’t take it seriously lol

[hajihiko]

But if I'M queer and YOU'RE queer..... who's driving the island???

#Kazuichi freaking out about being pansexual call that a PANic attack #Boys boys boys. You're all mlm. No one on this fucking island is straight. #Just wait for Kaz to start thinking about gender..... #Anyway this is a joke plz dont take it too seriously #An art #Kazuichi Souda #Hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Kuzuhinasouda #Well. It might be. 👀

[creek-ink]

I made a lil smile dog

more cursed pics

isn't he horrible

#b4 i put his limbs and ears on #he looked like the most vial packer #like some seriously diabolical shit #but besides that- #i made this lil guy w what i had on hand and well.. he looks .. #anyways hes horrible and i love him #plz enjoy #my art #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #fanart #slenderverse #smile dog fanart #smile dog #smile.jpg #smile.jpg fanart

[harmonysanreads]

Aventurine? More like ANGSTTURINE.

#thy brain is mush #on the verge of a breakdown #wtf was that ending #what on earth is even going on here????????? #i knew it was going to happen to aventurine but 😭😭😭 #was i prepared? kind of #did i still feel like my heart was being torn apart? yes #did i hated it so much but couldn't complain because this is written so well?? of course #does it still hurt? hahahahahahaha #seriously... i'm going to make sunday suffer don't ask #shaoji cooked so hard he cooked us all in the process #how do i even recover from this #if any of y'all want to cry with me plz #harmony suffers #hsr spoilers #hsr #harmonysan.txt

[lightlysaltedtaters]

Okay, this might just be some incoherent rambling but Fiona’s apparent knowledge that her world was supposed to be magic put this idea in my head and its been driving me nuts so here we go.

Going under the assumption that Fiona World and regular Ooo have the same timelines, Fiona, like Finn, was about 17-18 at the time that Ice King turned back into Simon, removing the magic from Fiona world. So essentially, this girl spent her entire childhood and teen years in a magical world, filled with wonder and fantasy, and as soon as she became an adult, the world around her *literally* lost all of its magic and became a boring, monotonous place. Her childhood was all fun and adventure and magical creatures, and adult life came with such a drastic tone change that she was ultimately unable to cope with it and was constantly searching for a way to return her life to that magic she knew as a kid. And not to be that guy, but that is one HELL of an allegory for growing up!

#like seriously make me a kid again plz #i cant handle adult life i need magic #growing up= scary #i want to be a kid again #fiona and cake #adventure time #fionna the human #fiona campbell #cake the cat #finn the human #finn mertens #jake the dog #simon petrikov #ice king #growing up #analogies

[theangelofthewaters]

Let my man live plz

#dimension 20 #d20 #gilear faeth #gilear fantasy high #d20 gilear #hot gilear discourse #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high #april fools #plz don’t take this seriously my bad yall

[jeena-says-hi]

#seriously tho what even is this #plz explain #I want to be in on the joke #funny #meme #funny meme #Danny phantom #dannypocalypse #Danny phantom memes #funny Danny phantom #Danny phantom lol #funny Danny phantom memes #April 3rd

[pizzpizzapizzo]

I have a mighty need, and now I'm gonna ask you this

Can you please draw Vampire!Noise biting Noisette?

(Lord please forgive me, for I have thought of saucy ideas ÓvÒ)

i've stumbled upon a fourth potential explanation for why the Noises look so alike

#noise-ness gets transmitted like a virus #plz don't take this too seriously lol #noisecouple #the Noise #Noisette #pizza tower monster AU #pizza tower AU #pizza tower #art tag #ask response

[rewritingcanon]

considering how attached scorp was to astoria, i feel like their relationship is HEINOUSLY under-explored by fandom. if anything astoria’s impact on scorp is just used as a minor plot device to give scorp some temporary angst in fics. which makes sense bcuz the cursed child play wasnt much better at making astoria seem like a fully fleshed out presence. but shes still there. yes, scorpius followed albus through time for him, but what was his first hope when coming back to his own timeline? was it about cedric? no, it was about her.

its not a leap at all to say that she was the person he loved most in his life at that stage, not albus or draco. she was his whole world the way only a mother can be, her kindness shines through him, her influence makes scorpius the character that he is and the personality that we love. and i feeeeel like fandom should be aware of that when writing scorpius’ character.

mmmm something something “when your mother is your first love you can search to the ends of the earth and never find any love comparable”

#‘when your mother is your first heartbreak no love will ever fill the void’ 🧍‍♀️😿 #lol (dies) #also didnt scorpius canonically start harming himself after her death? or did i make that up? #i tried to double check but i cant seem to find that little stupid passage frm the bts book anywhere #so if someone has a photo…… plz dont gatekeep 🙏 #anywayz justice for scorpius and astoria’s relationship seriously #astoria greengrass #scorpius hyperion malfoy #harry potter #hp #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #cursed child #astoria malfoy #harry potter and the cursed child #albus severus potter #draco malfoy #albus potter #rewriting

[eggslamwich]

Blessing the er fandom with this wretched thing I made back in July

#elden ring #gideon ofnir #diallos hoslow #perceptor seluvis #ensha of the royal remains #morgott the omen king #mohg lord of blood #Alexander warrior jar #godrick the grafted #d hunter of the dead #rykard lord of blasphemy #don’t take this seriously plz

[my-otp-list]

Okay honest question: which devil should I sell my soul to to ensure that these two beautiful characters will have more screen time together in season 2?

(and don’t get me started on how romantically charged this scene is)

#yi ren zhi xia #i am nobody #异人之下 #wan yan luo rong #hou ming hao #HOU MING HAO IS SO PRETTY IN THIS DRAMA IT S CRIMINAL #like seriously plz give the character designer a pay raise #also this drama is DARN GOOD ppl plz watch it