#plus i just like when they let you use your imagination w the mc's appearance bc i like making up ocs for things lol

[luxaryllis]

Hi!!! I read your hetalia head canons and wanted to ask if i can see the dorm leader's reactions to a Russia!MC (imagine if they also somehow brought general winter w/them lol) thank you!!!

Hetalia!Russia!MC (and General Winter) with TWST Dorm Leaders

Note: YES, THE MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN FIXES EVERYTHING!!!! I was looking for a chibi picture of Russia with the Magic Metal Pipe of Pain, but couldn't find one-

And omg, 3 people requested for this-

I'm VERY SORRY for the wait!!!

But also, I really excited for this hehe-

Again, please note that this was not meant or intended to offend anyone. And that all mentions of 'Russia' refer to Aph Russia/Ivan, unless said otherwise, the same with other countries mentioned. Please tell me if you found anything here offensive and I will try to revise it. Also, I will say it again, this was written with a platonic relationship in mind, as it didn't specify whether you wanted it to be romantic or platonic.

Also, due to the original request, I will be putting General Winter in here as well. I don't think I know him much, so I just base him off from what I've heard.

Also, if you're uncomfortable with Russia due to the current circumstances, feel free to not interact.

And I'll be honest, it took me a bit of a while to think of some reactions people would have to Russia!MC other than being scared or intimidated by them. Also, I doubt that Russia would even do some of the things MC would do. So I'm sorry if this seems a bit forced or something-

Anyway, let's get to it!

Heartslabyul:

Riddle Rosehearts:

🥀 Practically everyone at the Welcoming Ceremony was intimidated by MC.

🥀 They're tall, scary, and was holding a pipe like some weapon.

🥀 Also, they had this creepily "innocent"-looking smile on their face.

🥀 Plus, there's this weird ghost thing floating around them (that's General Winter).

🥀 So Riddle is quite perplexed and a bit intimidated. But he isn't as scared as other would be.

🥀 The entire incident with Grim probably never happened because you stopped him with your creepy smile.

🥀 So yeah!

🥀 Anyway, Riddle didn't think much of MC; as there wasn't as much of a ruckus compared to the Original Canon Welcoming Ceremony.

🥀 Nevertheless, people would definitely stay away from you.

🥀 How Ace decided to still go on with his "plan" of "pranking" you and Grim is a mystery.

🥀 Maybe he underestimated you??

🥀 Anyway, when plot mostly goes on.

🥀 But would Russia!MC REALLY WILLINGLY help Ace?? Or even do the things the OG!MC did?? Probably not!

🥀 But they did anyway- (somehow)

🥀 So, honestly, I do think that plot would go on normally.

🥀 Also, the fact that Russia is a bit passive-aggressive most of the time, unless pushed too far.

🥀 Also, Russia is a very experienced country; so MC has definitely gone through worse compared to Riddle.

🥀 Nonetheless, the Heartlabyul Dorm definitely comforts Russia!MC a lot.

🥀 They've been surrounded by winter, snow, silence, and the cold for centuries.

🥀 The warmth of any place, especially the nature and stuff found in Heartslabyul very much make MC content and comforted.

🥀 It's a very big contrast from MC's usual cold and silent home.

🥀 But no one knows that; they'd probably mention it to Ace and Deuce, and Grim, but whether or not they believe that is debatable.

🥀 Anyway, MC is a bit neutral in Riddle's book; they haven't necessarily broken any rule, nor have they been extremely obedient either..

🥀 When Riddle goes on his rampages of anger, MC doesn't do anything really; they just stand there, watching.

🥀 The ADeuce combo aren't very happy about it, and they say that to their... friend?, but are just shrugged off with MC's usual smile.

🥀 Anyway, when Riddle overblotted, MC probably didn't want to help; they probably got forced in or did so because Riddle attacked them.

🥀 During the fight, they bring out the Magic Metal Pipe of Pain. And General Winter appears as well.

🥀 It starts snowing pretty hard due to General Winter's influence

🥀 Having been used to the cold, MC doesn't mind the cold (the cold never bothered them anyway)

🥀 So Overblot!Riddle was in a clear disadvantage because the snow would snuff out his fire; and make it hard to attack because of the cold.

🥀 Trey, Cater, Ace, Deuce and Grim are also having a bit of a hard time fighting due to the cold.

🥀 By the end of it, MC doesn't exactly comfort Riddle (I don't see them comforting anyone really-) and warns him about the next time he attacks them.

🥀 Their relationship is a lot rougher; but all-in-all, basically like the canon, except a lot less casual.

Savanaclaw:

Leona Kingscholar:

🦁 Now, Leona obviously wasn't intimidated in MC; he wasn't interested in them either.

🦁 He definitely has a feeling that they're a creep; stays away from MC because of that.

🦁 Plot goes on normally; as Leona probably sees MC as he would see any normal herbivore.

🦁 He does get the heebie-jeebies from them; like Rook.

🦁 He also mostly doesn't care about MC.

🦁 Honestly, nothing really changes; and MC doesn't do much against Leona, though they don't do anything for him either.

🦁 MC doesn't feel anything about Leona; they don't really care about him either.

🦁 Like in Riddle's overblot, MC only decides to get involved in the fight because they were almost hit.

🦁 MC pulls out the Magic Metal Pipe of Pain and General Winter is released.

🦁 Leona is obliterated.

🦁 MC does also threaten Leona about not hitting them next time.

🦁 Leona doesn't really care; if your MC is female, he would definitely follow on, but still act like he doesn't care.

🦁 Either way, MC and Leona's relationship is pretty rough and a lot more like the canon relationship.

🦁 Also, MC likes Savanaclaw as much as Heartslabyul because of the warmth there; very comforting and new to them.

Octavinelle:

Azul Ashengrotto:

🐙 Azul is curious about the strangely cold temperature around MC, as well as that strange ghost behind them.

🐙 Azul is also a tad intimidated by MC.

🐙 And also not at the same time-

🐙 MC reminds him of Floyd.

🐙 ... yeah, he's concerned now-

🐙 But anyway, plot goes on, othing really changes.

🐙 And because of the coldness around MC, Azul gets vibes of his hometown fron them; more specifically from the cold temperatures that are somehow always there.

🐙 Other than that, Azul doesn't really think of MC all that much.

🐙 The entirety of the Octavinelle Arc goes on normally and quite smoothly.

🐙 Nothing much changes, really.

🐙 He is a bit concerned more when the Tweels come back from "interfering" with MC's plan to go to the Antlantic Museum (the first time)

🐙 Floyd was very much in a bad mood.

🐙 He said something like, "the shrimy's real scary", and stuff. (I see this happening with Floyd as Prussia and MC as Russia; the fact that this happened is why Floyd was in a bad mood)

🐙 Jade also agreed with Floyd.

🐙 The twins were both quite exhausted too.

🐙 Azul is now very much scared.

🐙 Their strength got Floyd in a bad mood; and Jade and Floyd are actually tired?!?! WHEN THE FIGHT WAS IN WATER?!?!

🐙 So yeah!

🐙 Congrats, Azul! You have now made MC's decision to "help" their friends a lot more personal!

🐙 Have fun with the Magic Metal Pipe of Pain!! And General Winter!! And MC's anger!!

🐙 Like all other Overblots, MC defeats Azul with their Magic Metal Pipe of Pain; and practically freezes the entire ocean over with General Winter.

🐙 Again, MC doesn't really comfort or help Azul; the confrontation thing was mostly Azul getting threatened not to try pulling that stunt on them and their friends (ADeuce and Grim; they've gotten attached-)

🐙 So yeah!

🐙 Relationship is quite the same still.

Scarabia:

Kalim Al-Asim:

🐍 What made Jamil think that it was a good idea to mess with MC??

🐍 I don't know at this point-

🐍 So, plot would obviously go on as normally, except Jamil would be even more cautious of MC.

🐍 MC isn't sure what to feel about the Scarabia Dorm; it's a complete opposite from their home.

🐍 While their home is just snow everywhere, Scarabia has sand everywhere; while MC's home is cold, Scarabia is quite hot (in the mornings and afternoons, at least; as nights in Scarabia are quite cold).

🐍 So MC feels very much away from home at this point.

🐍 MC miss their sisters.

🐍 Not as much for Belarus; but they still sorta miss her.

🐍 At this point of time, MC starts getting even more homesick than usual.

🐍 When they were locked in the empty guest room, they were easily able to open it, but then the Scarabia Residents decided to barricade it.

🐍 So during the entirety of their stay in Scarabia, MC and Grim's door was locked with chains, chairs, closets, and other stuff.

🐍 Yeah... it was more like a prison than anything.

🐍 So plot goes on as usual.

🐍 ANYWAY! About Kalim!

🐍 MC gets lots of America vibes from Kalim.

🐍 They don't like that.

🐍 They also don't know how to feel about Kalim's attitude.

🐍 On one hand, they find it very weird and admirable that Kalim is still very innocent and kind despite all the bad things that have happened. Kalim reminds them of a sunflower.

🐍 Kalim also wasn't so intimidated by MC as most other were; MC doesn't know how to feel about this.

🐍 But on the other hand, Kalim's obliviousness and (sometimes overbearing) happiness oftentimes annoys MC.

🐍 Again, it reminds them of America.

🐍 MC also feels a sort of jealousy to Kalim.

🐍 He's constantly spoiled, loved, and has parents and siblings who very much love him. He's also surrounded with lots of friends.

🐍 MC has "grown up" pretty much alone. Their oldee sister, Ukraine, was very loving, sure; but they never really got to speak as much nowadays. Belarus... doesn't exactly have a... healthy love for MC.

🐍 MC has also always been constantly picked on, or people have always been scared of them.

🐍 Those are some aspects and reasons as to why MC envies Kalim a lot.

🐍 As for what Kalim thinks of MC?

🐍 Well, all he can say is that he thinks that they're cool! A bit quiet, but cool!!

🐍 And the way that they use a pipe of a weapon!! 🤩

🐍 So cool!!

🐍 Anyway, Kalim definitely admires MC a lot.

🐍 He does get a bit of a feeling that they're hiding something, but doesn't ask about it.

🐍 He also wishes you would open up more.

Pomefiore:

Vil Schoenheit:

👑 Vil doesn't have much of an opinion of MC.

👑 Their fashion style is... quite out-dated and retro-looking; but it's suitable, he supposes.

👑 Hmm... their skin seems a bit pale... do they even go the sun??

👑 No, Vil; MC's home is pretty cold; during colder days with worse snow, people don't go out. /hj

👑 Vil does think that MC's use of weapon could be... a lot more decent or appropriate.

👑 Vil, how dare u insult the Magic Metal Pipe of Pain?? /hj

👑 But other than that, he doesn't mind or care about MC much.

👑 When Ramshackle is used to house the NRC Tribe for the VDC, he sees that MC can be... "domestic"...

👑 By this, I mean that MC has been helping cook a lot

👑 Whenever MC and Rook interact, Vil gets a strange sense of "oh gosh... there's two of them"

👑 When Vil finds out about the... less stable "side" of MC, it was when he insulted Deuce.

👑 Again, at this point, MC has most likely gotten quite attached to ADeuce and Grim as friends.

👑 They then talk to Vil alone, passive-aggressively threatening him not to do it again or he'll regret it.

👑 Plot goes on as usual. Vil overblots and MC uses their Magic Metal Pipe of Pain (and General Winter).

👑 After Vil's overblot, MC (again) doesn't exactly confront him or comfort him.

👑 So the relationship between them is a bit neutral; just like in canon.

Ignihyde:

Idia Shroud:

(Note: This might be pretty short compared to the others as I don't know much about this character. I might edit this soon when I do know more about the character, though.)

💀 Idia is downright TERRIFIED of MC.

💀 They're tall, scary, and ABSOLUTELY unsettling.

💀 They're also like those rivals or arch nemesis that the main character has; that is quite two-faced and mentally unstable!!

💀 Yeah-

💀 Idia's not going near MC anytime soon!

💀 He does think that having a pipe as a weapon is pretty cool but a bit lame at the same time.

💀 He thinks MC looks intimidating when they hold it up with their unsettling smile, though.

(Like below, when Russia was chasing Estonia)

💀 Yeah...

💀 He doesn't want to interact with MC

💀 If he ever is forced to interact with MC, he tries to act casual but fails.

💀 Think of Latvia or Estonia and the way they interact with Russia. Then add Idia's way of speaking.

💀 Yeah, like that-

💀 Anyway, Idia is NOT going to piss MC off, he doesn't even want to talk or look at them

💀 MC doesn't care about Idia; simple.

💀 They do feel quite envious about his relationship with Ortho, though.

💀 If only Belarus, MC's younger sister, was like this with her love for them.

Diasomnia:

Malleus Draconia:

(Note: This might be pretty short compared to the others as I don't know much about this character. I might edit this soon when I do know more about the character, though.)

🐉 Malleus wasn't at the Welcoming Ceremony, so he doesn't exactly know what was going on.

🐉 Good for him- /j

🐉 So when he meets MC for the first time, he's pretty neutral.

🐉 He doesn't interact with much humans so he doesn't necessarily understand the "human norms".

🐉 So he thinks that MC is "a normal Child of Man".

🐉 Both MC and Malleus are both two softies who everyone is scared/intimidated of/by.

🐉 Except both can absolutely obliterate your ass if needed/wanted.

🐉 Bothing much really happens; but Malleus does notice that MC is possibly hiding somethung.

🐉 He doesn't know what; but believes that if his child of man wouldn't tell him, it doesn't need to be said, and moves on.

🐉 Both take relaxing night walks.

🐉 MC also opens up to Malleus a bit and gets a tad attached to him.

🐉 Malleus does the same.

🐉 If Malleus ever does see MC fighting; he'll be quite impressed on how they fought using a pipe of all things.

🐉 He's also curious about the strange ghost that seems to follow MC everywhere.

🐉 And why they seem very cold all the time; not personality-wise, but temperature-wise.

🐉 Again, he shrugs it off and doesn't really bring it up if MC won't

How they react to MC being a Country Personification:

Riddle Rosehearts: Absolutely terrified. Also a lot more understanding as to why MC holds this sort of aura of power around them. Again, he's curious about their home's laws and government.

Leona Kingscholar: Not all that much bothered. He's a bit surprised, sure; but saw something like that coming. There's no way MC was a complete human anyway. He wants to know more about MC's bosses and (maybe) empures and colonies.

Azul Ashengrotto: Absolutely terrified Part 2. Like, Riddle, he's even more intimidated by MC; but would definitely ask about thier home. Most interested in the government, and the different resources of MC's home. Also wants to know more about their family; they seem very interesting.

Kalim Al-Asim: WHOAAA! SO COOL!! He's star-struck. He wants to know EVERYTHING about being a country; how many there are, what it's like, etc. Also, tell him about MC's siblings! He's a bit weirded out by Belarus.

Vil Schoenheit: Also not that bothered. Like Leona, Vil had a hunch that MC wasn't what they seemed. Vil recovers pretty quickly. He asks MC about their siblings and the fashion trends of their world and home.

Idia Shroud: Absolutely terrified Part 3. He's even more petrified now. Good luck getting a word out of him. When he finally calms down, he asks MC about the technology and stuff; and their stories of the industrial revolution. This only happens if they get close enough to actually hold a conversation.

Malleus Draconia: A mix of "oh wow" and "oh okay". He's quite amazed, but also not all that bothered and affected. Very much wants to ask MC about their experiences and past bosses and their past battles.

Their Overall Reaction to General Winter:

Riddle Rosehearts: Very fascinated by it. So... General Winter is some kind of spirit that represents your home's winter? Do other country personifications have these? He's very curious.

Leona: Oh? So... MC hates the winter and cold? But it's their best "soldier" during war? Interesting. I find Leona as the type of person who would focus on something ironic but move on after a while. He isn't that curious, but doesn't mind listening to MC talk about General Winter (he'll probably fall asleep anyway).

Azul Ashengrotto: Also very curious. He also focuses on the "irony" that MC's biggest "enemy" is the cold of winter; but it's also MC's biggest ally during a fight. Azul himself has experienced General Winter's power first hand even harder than the others during his overblot (as there was a lot of frozen water around); so he's pretty interested in General Winter's power.

Kalim Al-Al-Asim: Also very interested and fascinated. He has the most positive reaction among everyone. He's not that much affected but definitely wants to know more about MC's world, especially their friends.

Vil Schoenheit: He's also not that much affected; he doesn't really focus much on it. He does acknowledge what you said. He's quite curious whether or not other country personifications also have a 'general winter'. He's also quite interested how the battles went on.

Idia Shroud: Again, he's terrified. This time, he's scared shitless. MC is a literal country and HAS A LITERAL WINTER SPIRIT AS A BODYGUARD (not really bodyguard-)?!?! So yeah, MC is now in the top of his MUST NOT UPSET UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE list.

Malleus Draconia: Also very much interested in other possible 'winter personifications' (Sorry, Malleus; there aren't-). He'd also want to talk to General Winter about past wars and possible strategies. Also, he definitely wants to know more about MC and their country.

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END!

FINALLY!

THE LONG-AWAITED HETALIA!RUSSIA!MC!!

Sorry this took a long time to finish!

At least I finished it tho

Anyway, thank you all for your support and appreciation!! 💙💙

Comments, feedback, criticism, likes, reblogs, etc are very much appreciated!!! 💙💙💙

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst x hetalia #twisted wonderland x hetalia #aph russia #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia

[mechawolfie]

so i got lovestruck.. please don’t tell me i have to play a white girl in all these stories.......

#lovestruck #i'm not surprised but i AM disappointed #i got it for reigning passions (bc galen) #but i'm tired i'm just too tired i can't do it #hate it when visual novels show the mc cause they're always either white or Ambiguously Brown™ #at least w the ones that don't show the mc i can imagine they're black #plus i just like when they let you use your imagination w the mc's appearance bc i like making up ocs for things lol #anyway i'm just gonna go back to fictif and the arcana #at least w those i get to choose my pronouns gotdam

[sso-ironfire]

SSO Alonso X Reader/MC

I made a little story to share :) I hope people enjoy it. It is actually based on me being extremely frustrated while trying to find all of Catherine’s memories in Mistfall. I used they/them pronouns for your horse just bc idk what you all like imagine (ik in game your starter/soul horse is “supposed” to be male). I did female pronouns for the MC to sort of fit the SSO story line

Alonso raced to the site of the incident. The rain slicked the trails. He made sure to keep extra care in the path he chose as he guided Mardy to the emergency. It was hard to see. The pouring rain and wind blinded him as he picked up speed. His ranger uniform was soaked in the short time he had been outside. But he pressed on. This is what he was trained for, why he joined the Jorvik Rangers. It thrilled him each time he raced to an emergency. What he saw on his arrival to the scene was not what he expected. Two rangers desperately held onto a crying horse as it bucked, trying to escaped their ropes. He could instantly recognize the horse. It was her horse. (Mc)'s horse. Two more rangers were preparing climbing gear at the base of the cliff. He looked up. (MC) was barely hanging onto a dirt ledge that was crumbling fast under the intense rain and added weight.

"(MC)!" He yelled out over the roar of the storm. She looked toward him with fearful eyes, before turning quickly attempting to climb further up the cliff. The rangers began to panic, shouting at her not to move. The ledge below her began to crumble more.

Alonso jumped off Mardy and ran to the aide of the climbing team.

"No! No, please! I need to get the butterfly!" She pleaded as she furiously tried to scramble to the top.

There was no butterfly. What was she talking about?

"Hang in there!" Alonso called, hoping her panic was the cause of this delusion.

The platform below her gave way, sliding along as rock, roots, and mud tumbled to the ground below. She let out a shriek as her body was taken over by gravity. Alonso had just gotten off the ground, able to angle himself just enough to catch her. He clutched her to his chest turning his back to the cliff-face, shielding both of them from an onslaught of rocks and mud that came falling with her. She was shaking. Her entire body violently quaking. He looked back up to the top of the cliff. She was dreadfully close to a serious injury and, if she fell the wrong way, possibly death.  It was good the Rangers were able to get to her so quickly. Alonso dreaded the thought of what might happen if they were even a minute late.

(MC) still shook as he was brought down. She clutched onto his uniform with white knuckles, barely able to catch her breath. (Horse) had calmed down once they saw that their rider was being brought down safely but still tried to break free from the grips of the other rangers.

"Let them go! They just wants to know she's alright." He told them once he had safely returned to the ground. They let go of the frantic horse. Once they were near enough to smell their rider it seemed to calm them down. They were happy (MC) was safe. Alonso reached out to gentle pat them on the nose.

"Don't worry. We're gonna take good care of her."

It was only a few hours later when (MC) had woken up from her exhaustion induced sleep. There was only one thing on Alonso's mind as he tended to her: what on earth was so important that she would risk her life? A butterfly, she said something about a butterfly. Should he bring it up? Would it cause her to go into a panic again?

"Mmm.. hnng..." She stirred lightly. Alonso looked over towards her, preparing a bowl of warm chicken noodle soup. He had never noticed her eyes before, but they seemingly were enhanced by the light of the fire. It was a strange thought that popped into his mind. Surely, the condition of the cuts on her knees and arms would be more important. The observation of the color of her eyes even caused his face to flush, he felt his ears and cheeks warm.

"W-where am I?" She spoke with a very strained voice.

"We're at the Jorvik Rangers Station in Mistfall. I thought it would be a nice place to recover."

"Recover?" She looked around rather frantically.

"Well...yes. You appear to be very sleep deprived,  I have not been able to tell if you've attained any severe injuries, and you might have caught a cold out in the rain like that. Plus, Lionheart's foot is pretty badly sprained. We had the vet from Dundull come and look at him. He needs a few days of rest." She looked down, but he saw the glossiness in her eyes. She clearly felt guilty. The situation rendering her horse injured and herself under observed recovery.

"This is all my fault. I'm sorry." She whispered, her voice cracking as she began to sob into the blanket held tightly in her hands. Normally, he was good at comforting people. Trail riders and rangers complemented him on his calming demeanor that helped them through scary situations. But why couldn't he comfort her the same way. He wanted to say something, but he just couldn't think of what. Instead he interrupted her crying with the bowl of soup and sat at the end of the bed. She ate it quietly, hiccupping every now and then as she tried to calm down.

"Why were you out in a storm like that?" He watched her closely, waiting for her answer. He probably shouldn't have asked but he could tell there was something more to the situation.

"Umm...well...It's hard to explain." She muttered.

"You said something about a butterfly." Her face dropped as he said that.

"I-I did?" He nodded at her.

"Yes. I'm sorry if I seem rude. I just wanted to try to understand. You had me- us- very worried." She bit her lip, thinking.

"It's complicated..." She muttered, taking another spoonful of soup. Alonso didn't have a response to that. He didn't really know what to say. As Alonso pondered what he should say to comfort the poor girl, she spoke up and surprised him.

"I really appreciate you saving me," She glanced up at him with those eyes. His face flushed under her gaze. "I should clarify. It is complicated. It is something very important to understanding my role in this world, but it isn't something I can openly share with others. I'm thankful that you were there for me when I, quite literally, fell."

Alonso swallowed the lump in his throat. The concerns she seemed to be facing appeared to be stress beyond her years. Alonso found himself wanting to help her with that burden.

"I can tell that whatever is going on is very important to you. It is healthy to share that weight. But if you just need someone to catch you, I'd be happy to do that for you." Alonso gave her the best smile he could, his cheeks still burning from her compliment.

She managed a small but genuine smile in return.

#sso alonso #sso #alonso x reader #sso x reader #mistfall #catherine's memories #star stable #star stable online #soul riders #give MC a break #alonso is sweet

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep. 4

4. For the Record, T-Pose to Assert Your Pact

It was just a normal, second day for MC... until...

Asmo: PPFFFFTTTBWAAAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Satan: Asmo, can you not laugh so loudly this early in the morning?

Asmo: B-Buhut... Mammon... got tricked... into entering a pact! And with none other than Enn!

Satan: Pffftt!

Asmo: Boy, you think it’s funny too, don’t even try to hide it!

Beel: Mmm, these cockatrice breasts are so crispy, every bite gives me a wonderful crunch.

MC: Is no one gonna tell him that he’s also eating the plate?

Asmo: Don’t tell him, it’s more entertaining that way. But look at you, not even a day in the Devildom and you already snagged a pact with a moron, I bet you feel like a ruler, don’t you, Enn~?

MC: No, I feel exhausted. The whole time after we made the pact, he kept on texting me, and it was basically, “Just so we’re clear, I did it for my credit card. She’s my one true love, you better not come in between us.”

Satan: Ugh, the way he talks about that thing.

Asmo: I wouldn’t be surprised if he imagines making love to it. Gross...

Levi: Imagine? He absolutely does. Headcanon accepted.

Asmo: What does that even mean, Levi...?

————

Asmo: Anywho, Enn, who would you wanna make a pact with next?

MC: ... You want my honest answer?

Asmo:

Satan:

Levi:

Beel: *munching*

MC: I thought not, I wanna pact with Asmo. *flutters eyes*

Asmo: Haha, I mean who wouldn’t? But I wouldn’t with you because I have no intention in entering one with you.

MC: Oh neither do I, I just wanted to see the look on your face when I chucked the Grenade. I checked RAD’s last yearbook, I wanna pact Astaroth. He can get it.

Asmo: *jaw drops to the floor*

Satan & Levi: *snort and bit their lip*

Beel: *eating* Can someone pass me the Poison Oak Maple syrup? I wanna try adding sweet to this savory.

*interview*

Asmo: Enn thinks they’re so funny. Have they even met Astaroth?! Cause he used to be my ex. He is the absolute worst... I may miss him, but I don’t really... and plus what is Enn doing, having sights for my ex?!

MC: I’ll admit, Astaroth is pretty intimidating, but he’s seems cool. Especially for a mid-rank demon. For the record, I just said Astaroth to get under Asmo’s skin... and based on his reaction, I think I just made a pimple start forming on his forehead.

————

Asmo: PSSH PAH PIH PFFTT W-Whatever! He’s not even that hot anyway.

Satan: You sounds like you still caught feelings.

Asmo: Shut up, you sound just as moronic as that poor excuse for a demon Mammo-! *head gets slammed into his bowl of cereal* ACK! MY FACE! What the hell Mammon?!

Mammon: Shouldn’t have been talking smack, Asmo. Don’t forget, I’m still your older brother.

MC: Good morning Mammon.

Mammon: Go to heaven, Enn.

MC: Would have been funnier if you meant heavenn.

Mammon: Whatever, point is, I got my card back from Lucifer. Mammon one, Lucifer nothing, like it should be. Think he’s so smart to put my card in the freezer, he’s such a dad.

Lucifer: *appears behind him, holding a leather belt loop, and he snaps it loudly*

Mammon: ... AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

———— Later ————

MC: *walking down the stairs with Mammon* You ever think that maybe you should practice what you preach?

Mammon: *sniffling, rubbing his butt* “yOu EvEr ThInK tHaT mAyBe YoU sHoUlD pRaCtIcE wHaT yOu PrEaCh?!” S-Shut up, human... preaching ain’t gonna do nothing.

MC: First of all... wow. And second... Enn... my name is Enn.

Mammon: I don’t care, human! I’ll call you whatever I’ll feel like calling you. You’d better watch your back, because if a lesser demon decides to make you his meal, I won’t be there to save you, cause I couldn’t care less! Now out of my way! *goes to stomp down the stairs, bumping MC out of the way*

MC: ... Mammon stay! *voice pulsates through Mammon, making him stand up straight and not move!*

Mammon: A-Ah! What the- I can’t move... You better hope I don’t get out of this huma-... hummm... hu... NB. No! Huuu-better work, everybody give it up for the supremely talented host with the post, dropping lines since birth, life and debuting in the Devildom, give it up for MC NB! *makes air horn noises*

MC: *smiles* That’s better. Next time, just respect my wishes and call me by my name. Now, Mammon, let’s get to class.

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*walks into class*

MC: With as many demons dancing in this place, you would think that this is was High School Musical: Another Story.

Demon1: Hey, it’s that human who slapped us.

Demon2: I wouldn’t mess with them, I heard Mammon forged a pact with them... imagine what he could do to us, if the human is ballsy enough to slap us...

???: Well, it seems rumors do spread faster than a glorious opening speech. You really have made quite a celebrity out of yourself.

MC: Sebastian from Black Butler?

Diavolo: Easy Barbatos, no need to be shady, I say these rumors are good, it means eyes will be on them at all times, so no one can really truly make a move.

Lucifer: Especially since Mammon is absolute garbage at looking after them.

MC: And a good morning to you all too, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President, and Mr. Chief Secretary. Nice to see you talking about me like I’m not here.

Diavolo: I wanted to congratulate you on such a big accomplishment, and it’s only been your second day. I knew that I chose the right person for the program.

MC: Well, it’s not like a had a choice in the matter, but thank you, Lord Diavolo. And who is this?

Barbatos: I’m Lord Diavolo’s steward, Barbatos. Apologies for not introducing myself immediately.

MC: It’s okay, it’s nice to meet you.

Lucifer: Barbatos is a very smart and powerful demon of many talents. I just wish I could have him as my brother instead of Mammon.

MC: I mean, people tend to keep their talents deep within them, I’m sure it’s the same for Mammon.

Barbatos: I believe there’s a saying in the human world about that, a true wiseman doesn’t flaunt his talents, he keeps them secret.

Lucifer: That may be so, but he, is to put it lightly, an incompetent fool.

MC: Well... looking at all the idiots that make up my world’s population, Mammon is pretty tame and intelligent...

*interview*

MC: Seriously, I used to work retail, someone asked me for Pampers Pull-Ups while I was stocking the baby aisle... lemme say it again, the person asked for Pampers Pull-Ups. That’s the same energy as someone asking for Burger King’s Big Mac. It doesn’t exist. There are Huggies Pull-Ups, and Pampers Easy-Ups, if you are looking specifically for Pampers Pull-Ups, you don’t deserve the right to teach children right from wrong.

————

Diavolo: I also heard that the most stubborn and headstrong child is the cutest.

Lucifer: Diavolo, he is my younger brother, not my child. I think I would have a lot more gray hairs and as Asmo would say a few more lines in my forehead. Stop it.

???1: So you don’t deny that he’s cute. Though the winner of the most stubborn award would most undoubtedly go to you.

???2: And for the record, that’s not a compliment, it’s an insult.

Lucifer: Simeon, can you please tell your little chiweenie to not yip so loudly this early in the school day?

???2: I am NOT A CHIWEENIE!

Diavolo: Enn, these are the two students from the Celestial Realm, in other words, angels. This is Simeon, and his canine companion Luke.

Luke: Diavolo, do not feed into this! I am an angel, not a canine of any sort!

MC: *going over to Simeon fast* Oh thank the heavens, finally some angelic melanin. *shaking Simeon’s hand* it’s so nice to meet you, I’m already a stan, I mean a fan.

Simeon: *chuckles* It’s to meet you Enn, congratulations on your accomplishment, I hope we make friends of each other yet.

Barbatos: We should get going, the first bell is about to sound.

MC: B-But... I wanna hang out with Simeon some more...

Diavolo: All in good time, Enn. I’m glad you’re doing well here on your second day here. Have a good school day.

Lucifer: Even though it should be the other way around... look after Mammon for me, Enn? I thank you.

Simeon: I’ll see you later, Enn.

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Luke: *stays behind* ...

MC:

Luke:

MC:

Luke:

MC: Can I help you?

Luke: Don’t ever trust a demon, especially not Lucifer.

MC: ... Where I live and grow up, you learn to not really trust anyone, but thanks for the advice, Lassie.

Luke: ARGH! Not you too! *storms off*

#obey me #one master to rule them all #one master to abridge them all #abridged series #comedy #obey me comedy #obey me main character #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #rated: pg13 #i love them all #i hope you enjoy

[hwu-adventures-blog]

There Are Worse Things I Could Do:

A/N: So this came about after I posted a theory (?) post about why the HWU MC isn’t mentioned or seen in the RCD, and upon coming to the probable conclusion she was Chris’ wife mentioned in book 2, I had to think up of a possible reason why my MC and Hunt’s relationship could have ended and this was the result. Enjoy.

Pairings: Matt Rodriguez x MC, past!Thomas Hunt x HWU!MC, Chris Winters x HWU!MC

Type: crossover (Red Carpet Diaries and Hollywood U)

Description: After the events of RCD 3, the gang (plus Addison and Ethan), are meeting up with Chris Winters on the restaurant lot of the set of his new movie, but Hunt has a bit of a crisis when Chris’ wife turns up and they haven’t spoken in a while.

There Are Worse Things I Could Do:

Being in Hollywood meant that you often ran into the unexpected, and that’s a fact of the job. Thomas Hunt had dealt with unexpected, he’d dealt with the impossible, he’d dealt with Hollywood happy endings and tragic endings. What he hadn’t expected was that he’d have to face the most unexpected thing on a Tuesday afternoon whilst out with his friends.

After Alice and Matt’s wedding and two week Honeymoon, the gang were all sat down for a get together at some 1950’s style American diner. Chris Winters had been filming a film on the lot that it was in and the gang had decided to come up and see how production was going and catch up and that was fine, Thomas liked Chris, they were good friends, and he was perfectly happy to see his friends but what he was not expecting was to face his past again. But then he really should have expected it considering it came in the form of Chris’ wife.

“-It was honestly the best thing I’ve ever eaten” Alice explained to the group about one of the foods she’d tried on her honeymoon

“sounds like you had a honeymoon that could have rivalled Chris’” Addison Sinclair smiled at the couple and Thomas felt a slight sting of something in his chest when she did.

“Oh really? What did you do or your honeymoon Chris?” Alice asked curiously

“I don’t really like to boast” Chris said

“Oh please, you never tell us anything about what yours was like and as the only other person in the room with a story like that you have to give us some details” Victoria said

“I thought everyone knew it by now”

“I don’t” Alice said

“I took my wife to every place that held significance to our relationship, Italy, Thailand, Paris, even Blitz, where we first met”

“Sounds romantic”

“It was, she certainly enjoyed herself”

“I’m sure she did” Alice said

“But like I said, it was a few years ago and I don’t like to boast about it”

“I should have done that” Matt said thinking long and hard about their honeymoon

“I wouldn’t have changed it for the world” Alice smiled before leaning up to kiss his cheek, before she turned to Thomas.

“So, Thomas, as the eldest member of our group have you gotten anyone special yet?” Alice teased

“No, and I don’t want to, that ship has sailed”

“I’m sure you’ll find someone eventually” Teja said to him

“I did a long time ago, and I‘d rather not go into it” he replied looking directly at Chris, Ethan and Addison as he did so.

“It’s alright, we’ll drop it” Alice said

“Talk about dropping the subject, look who just walked in” Addison nearly squealed excitedly, Thomas looked to the door, and froze, Chris’ wife, and Addison’s best friend had just arrived and was heading this way, and he suddenly felt the desperate need to run

“I need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back”

“But you went to it twenty minutes ago”

Hunt ignored Teja’s logic and went ahead with it anyway, heading in the direction of the toilets without another word. swinging the door open, he immediately stood facing the mirrors he took a few deep breaths, he couldn’t face her, not in a non-professional way anyway, not after what he did.

The door swung open and to his suprise, Alice walked in, looking very concerned for her friend

“You are aware this is the men’s” he raised an eyebrow at the young actress.

“I’m perfectly aware of that but nobody’s going to enter now”

“Shouldn’t you be with Matt? Talking to Chris and his wife and the others about stuff like, plans for the future, what parties to go to next, movie projects” He said bluntly

“My husband can wait, I think friends who need comforting are more important”

“I don’t need comforting, I needed some quiet”

Alice folded her arms at the older man, not falling for his excuse. “Oh yeah and you chose that you moment to do that when Chris’ wife showed up?”

“That’s not-“

“What don’t you like her or something?”

“No I like her, tolerate her, it’s just we haven’t seen each other in over two years”

“So? That’s good right? I don’t have to tell you that that’s not a reason for disappearing”

Thomas sighed in frustration

“I’m guessing you’re not going to drop it”

“No”

Thomas took another deep breath before answering.

“I found my someone, a long time ago, and I just never expected I’d have to face her in a social situation so soon”

Alice’s eyes went wide with realisation

“You and Mrs Winters were a thing?”

“We were, Maddie and I, we were a thing. she was in her first year at Hollywood U, I was a tenured professor” He explained

“But isn’t that going against university bi-laws?”

“It was, yes, in fact I kept pushing her away at first, whatever my feelings were towards her didn’t matter, or couldn’t happen, but stubborn as she is, she persisted with her goal of- well whatever it was, and eventually I gave in and gave us a shot. And we had our moment of when we thought it would end, Catalina island for one, and when the board found out about our relationship, but everything worked out, and we felt like we could do anything together” Thomas closed his eyes, a smile managing to appear on his face for a brief second as he recounted the tale. “I- I even got round to proposing to her, if you could imagine that, whilst watching the sun rise, on the hood of my car- the most romantic thing I could think of at the time”

“You sounded happy, so how’d she end up with Chris? Don’t tell me she rejected your proposal”

Thomas shook his head “quite the opposite, actually” the smile still there and Alice could tell he was remembering the event as if it was happening again, and she could imagine him doing it, m on the hood of his car, probably drinking a thermos of coffee, watching the sun rise with the girl of his dreams before proposing with a ring no doubt was fit for a princess. But then his smile wavered a little as he was remembering what happened next and Alice knew it was bad.

“Officially, the story is that it just wasn’t working, that was what was reported in the magazines” he said looking seriously at her “unofficially though, the real reason, was my fault”

Alice was now clearly curious about how he could single handedly ruin a amazing relationship that he’d risked so much for, so, he continued

“We were happy, things were looking up, she’d met my family, and I’d met hers, and they all seemed to approve, but it all started when I received a message from Maddie’s mom, informing me I couldn’t marry her daughter”

It was a quiet evening when the visit from Hell happened, Maddie was out with Addison for a girls night (That was probably just an excuse for those two to go browse wedding stuff) and Thomas was sat at his computer as usual taking the opportunity to do some marking, and maybe, if he had time he’d continue looking through venue options for the reception. Thomas felt actually content for the first time in a long time, he was happy, properly happy and literally nothing could get in the way of his relationship with Maddie, his happily ever after, so to speak. Nothing.

The knock on the door signalled the end of that feeling. He knew he should have ignored the sound, he didn’t even know why he’d opened it in the first place, but when he did he had a feeling of dread immediately wash over him as me stared at the tall, blonde haired woman in his doorway.

“hello Thomas”

“Ruby. what do you want?”

“Is my daughter in?”

“No, she’s not”

The woman at the door pushed him aside with a sickly smile as she strutted into the house.

“good”

Maddie’s mother was a woman of high repute, mostly due to the family she belonged to, from the highest of the Hollywood elite, a well respected and good willed family, however this woman was the opposite, she was the definition of a Hollywood snob, always looking down on everyone, and that meant everyone, especially her daughter. She’d had Maddie at 18, and had viewed her as a burden ever since and their relationship despite efforts from Maddie to build it, has remained strained at best. This was certainly not going to end well.

“I’m not here to see the brat. I’m here to see you”

Now that took Thomas off guard

“Well, I don’t really want to speak to you but I’m only doing it for Maddie’s sake”

“Good man” Ruby said helping herself to a glass of wine from the dining table Thomas’ jaw clenched in annoyance at this woman’s etiquette

“how’s the wedding going?”

“Why should I tell you?”

“I’m your future mother in law”

“It’s fine”

“Good, good, it’s just a shame it can’t happen”

“I’m sorry?” His eyes narrowed at his future mother in law

“Your wedding can’t happen. It produces negative press, and Maddie needs someone who will make it positive”

“We’re getting married whatever your opinion is or what the press says” he stood his ground. Of course she had an ulterior motive of this visit, it made Thomas sick to the stomach.

“Even if it hurts Maddie’s career?”

“It won’t hurt her career”

“Oh believe me, it will, once I get my hands on that paper, editor in chief can do whatever she likes, some secrets could be let spilled, rumours could start, awful ones too”

“I wouldn’t let that happen”

Ruby cocked her eyebrow at Hunt “really? Not even the great Thomas Hunt could stop the entire press. What if a secret got out, say that she’s addicted to diazepam”

“She takes duloxetine for her anxiety, not diazepam and you know that she’s not addicted to any medication at all, those rumours wouldn’t stand”

“It would if the press twisted it to say she was severely hooked on diazepam pills, her career would be over in a flash” she smiled “that’s all, I’ll give you twenty four hours to end the relationship or damn her to a fate of never finding a job and ending her career” she put the glass down and walked back to the door “thanks for the wine”

Thomas shut the door behind her before she could get another word in . He couldn’t end it could he? It would break her heart if he did and he knew that if he tried anything Ruby would twist it and end both their careers. Maddie’s was more at stake though. What should he do? He couldn’t let Maddie’s career suffer and he knew from first hand experience what it’s like to be on the wrong side of Ruby Turner-Jenkins. He had no choice but to do what she says. Even if it hurts both of them, he had no choice but to end it. For Maddie’s sake.

“That’s why?” Alice looked stunned at the revelation “you felt you both were going to lose that battle”

“Her career was at stake, I couldn’t go to anyone for help, her mother knew that if I tried anything she’d ruin her daughter anyway. Maddie was distraught when I ended it that night, said I just couldn’t do this anymore, because I was holding her back, I just couldn’t tell her the truth. she moved out that night. Thankfully, she had friends she could turn to, mainly Ethan, Addison and Chris. Soon after they started dating and got married, I was invited but I just - couldn’t stomach it” he said

“There are worse things you could do”

“Breaking up with her was the worst thing I could do”

“Do you regret it?”

“What?”

“Do you regret it, breaking up with her?”’

“Of course I do! But she’s married now”

“So? Tell her the truth”

“And wreck her marriage? Her family life? I can’t change the past!”

“Of course not, but don’t you think she deserves closure?”

He considered it for a while

“I do”

“Well come on, before my husband gets worried about us and comes looking, besides making up after a break up, what’s the worst that can happen?” Alice smiled holding the door open for him. They strolled out into the restaurant and back to the table, where the group were sat as if waiting for something

“I found him” Alice smiled

“Good, now Maddie’s at the bar, go up and apologise to her” Chris smiled “seriously, I can’t bare the fact she intentionally avoids you during boys nights anymore!” He pointed out encouraging him to go, Thomas looked at Alice “go on” she mouthed Thomas turned and with serious look on his face approached the bar, just as Maddie turned around with her drink and spilt it all over his suit.

“Oh my god I’m so sorry-“

“Watch where you’re going!”

The brown haired woman looked up when she heard the voice, “Hunt” she nodded at him

“Maddie”

Awkward silence.

“I saw ‘Catastrophe’, you were... acceptable in that”

“Rare compliment coming from the guy who broke up with me because it wasn’t working”

“Holding a grudge against me, you really haven’t matured much”

“Excuse me, mr moping about because of a relationship gone wrong”

There was another awkward pause but then Maddie burst out laughing, a sound Hunt had missed quite a bit.

“Dear god I’ve missed messing with you”

“You’re not mad at me for the break up?”

“No, it was three years ago!“

“Well, then Maddie I have something to confess, and I know it’s not going to change anything because you’re married to Chris now and have a family now but I didn’t really break up because I was holding you back, it-“

“-It was because my mum forced you to do it or she’d end my career”

“How did-“

“I know?” Maddie smirked at him “contrary to your beliefs, Professor, I am smarter than I look. And my mum tried to do the same thing to Chris, so it wasn’t unreasonable for her to do the same thing to you also I may have to factor in the fact I’m still friends with Rachel so she may have mentioned something”

“Why am I not surprised by that. But you should be mad at me for giving up on us”

“yeah but I’m not, you did what was right, and in a way, you were right, without that, I wouldn’t have what I have now, Chris, a staring role in a famous film franchise and I wouldn’t have baby Daniel”

“Maddie I-“

“I know. You don’t have to say it. I know it won’t change anything but, I love you too, and Chris knows that I will always love him and I do, but he also knows that I’ll never stop loving you the way I did at uni.” Maddie smiled brightly at him

“obviously, but where does that leave us? Acquaintances? Colleagues? Just ex’s-“

“We could try friends?”

“Friends?”

“Yeah what else are we going to be? I mean it’s okay if you don’t want to-“

“Friends is good. I could work with that” Thomas smiled

“Well then, as your friend, I demand a hug”

“No-“

“Come here”

“Maddie”

“Thomas”

Maddie stepped towards the director and wrapped her arms around him in a hug which he reluctantly returned before she pulled away. “Hey nice beard by the way”

“Thanks?”

“Is it your midlife crisis?” she teased “or just a sign that you’re getting old?”

Thomas had to suppress a smile at the familiarity the banter between them, ‘I’ve missed this endless teasing’ he thought. It was just like it used to be in the lecture hall during her first year.

“Hey Hunt you’d better not be hitting on my wife” Chris called from the table teasingly as they pulled away

“I wouldn’t put it past him, your wife is hot” Maddie replied to Chris, teasing back, but who exactly she was teasing, they wasn’t sure.

“I’ll go get you a new drink, since you spilt your last one all over my suit”

“Sorry again, for that” she apologised “oh I was just to just get some water but since you’re paying I’ll have a whiskey” before she headed over to the table where the rest of the group were sat. Thomas smiled. He’d really had nothing to worry about facing his past relationship with Maddie and how it ended and maybe, Maddie could become something more than just his ex-student or girlfriend. Perhaps, just perhaps, this was going to be the start of a brilliant friendship. After all, Alice was right. there were worse things he could do. And making up certainly wasn’t one of them.

A/N: I couldn’t just leave it with my pixelberry OTP not making up in some way or another, even if they don’t get back together. (I was kind of listening to La La land’s epilogue whist writing it and got inspired, I may hate the film but I do like three of the music peices in the film, Lovely Night, The Audition (Fools Who Dream) and Epilogue) and yes, in my head, Hunt and Maddie still have feelings for each other but they know that ship has sailed and they can’t go back to that. Also I didn’t go into detail about the actual break up but let’s just say it was a little bit too heartbreaking for Maddie to the point where she didn’t go to lectures for two weeks after and Hunt didn’t exactly get over it quickly. Oh yeah and I named Chris and his wife’s baby Daniel because it sounded good and I don’t think we get a name in the series.

#pixelberry #mc #choices red carpet diaries #red carpet diaries 3 #matt x mc #hollywood u: rising stars #mc x hunt #hunt x mc #chris winters x mc #thomas hunt #chris winters

[justjen523]

Perilous Paradise

Unknown x MC

Series Rating E (18+)

The last thing I remembered was the ringing in my ears as Unknown’s body covered mine. It had all happened so quickly and unexpectedly. A betrayal that unhinged this beautiful man turning him into a monster. Only, none of his rage was directed at me. Quite the opposite actually. He seemed more determined than ever to protect me and keep me safe. So much so, that he put his own life on the line becoming a human shield for the swarm of bullets that rapidly fired in our direction. 

“Unknown!” His body went slack and I feared the worst as I rolled struggling to push him off of me. The group that had open fired on us ceased the onslaught but something told me they were far from finished. They wanted him dead and that most likely meant that his so-called Savior who had betrayed him wanted proof of his remains. 

“Unknown? Unknown!” I shook his seemingly lifeless body over and over, terror filling my entire being. I knew I should run but there was no way I could just leave after everything he had done to protect me. Flashlights bobbed over the horizon reminding me the enemy was still out there and currently looking for us. 

“Unknown?! Please! Please open your eyes!!! I need you! Please don’t leave me...” I began to sob. His eyes twitched then scrunched shut tighter informing me that though he was alive, he was in pain. 

“P-Princess?”

“Oh thank god...” I threw my arms around his frame and then began to check quickly for the injuries but he quickly stopped me.

“Are you....alright?” His breaths were labored speaking as though the wind had been knocked out of him.

“I’m fine...you’re not. Where does it hurt?”

“N-Nevermind that. We...have to...ahh......get out of,,,,here now!” He slowly got to his feet and I tried to stop him but he brushed off my fussing over him. He was bleeding in several places and when my face scrunched up in concern he offered a smile like it was no big deal. 

“I’m not gonna lie Princess, I’m definitely hurt but it’s not so bad that I can’t get us out of here, but I need your help.”

“Anything, what do you need me to do?” He leaned on me and I quickly wrapped my arm around his torso to help him stay balanced. He nodded northwest.

“That way, go. Quickly.” Using me as a crutch we made our way hastily to the tree line and into a thick pine forest. It would have been dark enough during the day with the immense height of the trees. In the darkness of night it was nearly impossible to see your hand in front of your face. 

“I hope you know where we are going because I can’t see a goddamn thing.” I mumbled causing him to snort.

“I know this place like the back of my hand. Keep walking till I tell you to stop.”

“Okaaay?”

“Still don’t...trust me huh?”

“That’s not it and you know it. I just can’t even tell if I am walking in a straight line. Plus, what if there are like..ya know, bears and shit in here?” He chuckled as my imagination ran wild.

“Bears? Don’t tell me the Princess is ...afraid of a bear.”

“Why am I somehow not surprised that you aren‘t?” He tightened his grip and I slowed down.

“Are you okay? Do you need me to slow down?”

“Did I tell you to slow down?”

“No?”

“Well there’s your answer.” I audibly sighed. Even wounded and on the run in a pitch black forest, he still is a smartass. 

“Up ahead we are going to make a sharp right. I’ll tell you when.”

“Okay..” We continued on this time in silence and determination as the adrenaline fueled us forward.

“Right up here...…”

“Now?”

“Few more feet.” I could feel my heart thumping against my chest as my feet traipsed over a blanket of dried pine needles. 

“Here.” I did my best at making a right turn. Changing direction we slowly began a steady incline up a rather steep hill. 

“Are you okay?” I asked, trying my best to disguise the worry.

“I will be once we get where we need to go.”

“And seriously where the hell is that?!” He didn’t answer which meant I was probably better off not knowing. 

“Can you at least tell me how much further?”

“As long as it takes to get there.” I groaned again and felt his body shake as he tried to hide his laughter.

“You really are an asshole sometimes.” I let slip.

“Yeah? You think so?”

“Yes, I do!”

“Mm. But that’s what makes you like me so much.”

“W-Who said I like you!” I was grateful for the darkness as I felt my cheeks burn. I may not be able to see his gorgeous face but the heat from his body and the close proximity of his voice were enough of a reminder how close he was to me. 

“Oh? My girl sure is fickle. Perhaps she needs to be properly disciplined.” My body stiffened at his suggestion and without even having to see I knew he was smirking. Figures. 

“Up here to the left.” He chuckles at my sudden lack of confidence I had wielded up until his last statement. We make our way through a break in the trees that shift from the tall pine to a regular countryside. When my feet collide with the gravel I am surprised at just how accurate he had been. This man seemed far from human at times. 

“We’re here.” Here? We are still in the middle of nowhere in the blackness of night with no signs of a building or shelter of any kind. Thankfully now that we’re out of the tall pine forest, the light from the moon gently lends a soft glow to our surroundings allowing us to make out objects close by. 

“What do you mean ‘here’? There’s nothing right here!” When I finally cast my gaze in his direction my breath hitches at the way the moonlight catches his eyes making them seemingly glow.

“If it was that easy to find it wouldn’t be safe now would it?” Laughing at my confused expression, he nods with his head at the ground next to a large oak. 

“What? A tree? What are we, Swiss Family Robinson?” 

“You were expecting a tree fort? Actually that’s not a bad idea. Would give me a great advantage over our enemies should, or rather when, they come over that ridge.”

“Unknown, I’m seriously confused.”

“Relax Princess. You should know by now, don’t judge a book by its cover.” He hobbles over to the old oak and brushes away some old leaves and branches from the dirt. Clutching his arm and limping he then squats down and lifts something that appears to be very heavy before disappearing into a hole in the ground. 

“What the....” I follow hesitantly and am surprised to find a light coming from somewhere within. 

“Well? What are you waiting for? Get your butt in here.” It was impressive to say the least. It reminded me of a military bunker. Minimal furnishings, just the essentials and a well stocked shelf of canned goods, first aid supplies and to my discomfort, weapons. Mostly an assortment of hunting knives, but also a rifle and a revolver and a healthy stash of boxes containing bullets and shells from previous trips here I imagine. 

“Did you shut the hatch behind you?” 

“Yeah but if there’s some kind of lock I haven’t a clue.” From behind a makeshift curtain he stepped out in nothing more than a towel wrapped around his waist, his typical sexy grin on his face. In his hands were a towel, rubbing alcohol, a needle and thread and something that resembled pliers.

“W-Whaaaat is that?”

“What these?” He snickered as he demonstrated how they worked. 

“Umm....”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle the sight of blood Princess.”

“Would it matter?”

“Well, if you’re gonna be my girl you better get used to the stuff.” His grin practically sparkled.

“You’re terrifying sometimes.” I stated bluntly, furrowing my eyebrows at him.

“Oh beautiful, you have no idea.” He positioned himself on a chair and set down the items he had procured on a table next to him. Unwrapping the towel my eyes immediately looked away as my cheeks began to burn.

“You know Princess, you are quite fascinating. A few hours ago you were practically begging me to fuck you and yet now you shy away? Are you purposely playing coy or are you really that innocent?”

“Y-You’re the one who is naked!”

“Kinda hard to pull the bullets out through your clothes but hey....if it’s making you that uncomfortable feel free to join me.” Full of ire at this beautiful smartass, I decided it best to prove right here and now where I stood when it came to a mess like the one we currently found ourselves in. 

“Gimme that before you make it worse.” His shock gave way to being quite impressed as I ripped the pliers from his hand and looked at the bullet embedded in his side. 

“Damn that looks painful.” I unintentionally cringed but he just giggled at my dismayed reaction.

“Oh don’t stop now, I’m dying to see you fuck this up.” He teased wearing a grin like he was truly expecting me to do further damage rather then help rectify the situation. Steeling myself, I pushed into the wound and tried to grip the bullet but it slipped. He just giggled further like this fucking tickled rather than caused him pain. Once more I tried to grip the bullet but it slipped and now I was sweating even though he seemed like this was a typical Tuesday stroll through the park. 

“Third time’s the charm Princess.” He practically sung watching me with feline-like eyes. Determined, I pushed in further disregarding the mere notion that this caused him pain and finally got a solid grip on the slug and twisted as I pulled it out. He quickly pressed the alcohol dampened cloth against the now bleeding wound as he took the pliers still holding the bullet from my hand. He inspected it thoroughly before bursting into semi-hysterical laughter leaving me confused.

“Even death itself is afraid of me.” He snickered. When he caught sight of my concern he explained.

“You see this?”

“What, a bullet?”

“Yeah, or rather a dud of sorts. These fuckers are designed to burst on contact and shatter you from the inside out. This little fella failed to do its job which is why I am still sitting here.”

“That’s wonderful! It’s a miracle!” I exclaimed. He on the other hand didn’t seem to share the same sentiments. 

“Yeah. It’s fucking amazing. I can’t even die right.”

“What, you WANTED to die?!” He shrugged his shoulders like it was a typical simple question. 

“Why?! What even happened back there? Seriously, just who the hell are you Unknown?” He began to sew up the wound and decided to finally explain.

“Let’s start simply. Remember when I told you I belonged to a religious cult?”

“Wait, that was true?!”

“Yes. I am.....was, a member of the religious order called Mint Eye. My “Savior” was the one who founded it several years ago. The man you know as “V” abandoned and tormented Savior and she sought retribution. I have faithfully served her since the beginning. That is, until now.”

“But why? Just what the hell happened when you told me to wait there and went on without me?”

“Savior’s precious “V” decided to return and unfortunately she fell victim to his lies once more. He convinced her to betray me. Me, after all I have done for her. After all I have sacrificed for our eternal happiness.”

“But how? How did she betray you?” He tied off the knot and once again held the cloth over the stitched wound as he stared intensely into my eyes. 

“She sold me out to get to my Father. She wanted to sacrifice me to gain power that would make her untouchable.”

“Why, who is your Father?”

“Nothing you need to worry about now. All in good time Princess.”

“So now what?”

“Now we take the fight back to them.”

“What?! N-No! You already miraculously walked away once! Why go back there? Is it really worth your life?” He became still and stared at me with such intensity I could barely breathe.

“Yes.” The conviction with which he states this is so potent I can do nothing but try my best to understand.

“Okay.”

“Look, I appreciate everything you’ve done this far but, if you wanna walk there’s the door.”

“What?! I’m not fucking going anywhere. Sure you’re reckless, unpredictable, and I’m really starting to believe insane but how the hell can I just walk away now?”

“Easy, walk your ass through that door and never look back.”

“Do you not want me here?”

“I don’t want you hurt because of me.”

“Well you should have thought about that before you decided to steal my heart. I’m not going anywhere Unknown, I’m your girl remember?”

“You realize this is incredibly dangerous right?”

“Yes.”

“That we could easily die?”

“Yes.”

“And you’re still willing to follow me?”

“YES. I told you already, I’m not going anywhere. For some insane reason, I love you.”

“What did you just say?!”

“I said I love you, Unknown.” A strange look came over him and a moment later I was pressed against the wall, his hand around my neck squeezing.

“Lies!” Seething rage poured from him as he somehow now regarded me as something dangerous.

“It’s......not...….a......lie.....” I choked out unable to draw a breath. His eyes were wild and his breathing became erratic. 

“No one! Not even my Savior loves me! DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!” Tears rolled from the corners of my eyes as I struggled in vain to taste oxygen. His intimidating form glared angrily at me as he showed no signs of relinquishing his grip. 

“W-Why...…..?�� I squeezed out.

“Why what?!” He spit angrily.

“W-W-Why......can’t I......love...….you? I’m......sor….ry.” More tears rolled down my cheeks and I watched as the anger fled from his eyes and turned to hold regret and sorrow.

“_______.” Finally letting go I immediately sucked in as much oxygen as my lungs would allow. The dizziness from the rush of blood flow returning left me dizzy and I fell forward right into him. However, I was not met with any hostility. No, this time I was held delicately, like a porcelain doll. Fragile and easily breakable.

“Forgive me. I-I’m so sorry Princess.” He just held me tightly in his embrace and soothed me till I returned to normal. 

“I lost control. I’m so sorry. I’d say it won’t happen again but, without my elixir...”

“We will....get through this....kay?” I offered still comfortably tucked in his embrace not knowing what the hell I had gotten myself into, but, the fact remained that I really meant what I said. I love him.

“Yeah Princess, we are, but.... we’re gonna need some help.”

“Help?”

“Unfortunately, there’s only one fucking person who CAN help us.”

“W-Who?” He squeezed a little tighter before breathing me in.

“The goddamn Redhead.”

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RFA: Walks In To Zen’s Shower

[Warning: May contain spoilers, read at own risk]

I elaborated all the point-form scribbles from random scribbles that I typed in my notepad awhile back. Here’s RFA members + V + Saeran’s reaction with MC as Zen’s S/O. It’s my first attempt, hope you guys like it! - Mod Yoo.

Scenario The RFA is having a post-celebration for yet another successful fundraiser party from the night before. This time it’s Jumin’s turn to be the host. As expected of the corporate heir, he had already hired some of the country’s top culinary professionals as the occasion’s personal chefs, to collaborate with his private chef to serve up a special luncheon. Halfway through the luncheon, Saeyoung “accidentally” spilled not 1 but 2 cans of Dr. Pepper (he brought a carton over, very surprising) that he furiously shook in an attempt to prank Yoosung, who somehow manage to pull off a quick dodge since boy plays sports, and the drinks unloads ALL onto Zen’s back, he didn’t anticipate it cos he’s busy feeding MC. Saeyoung let out a quick yelp and took off running after Yoosung while Saeran ponders about having such a dorky twin. Groaning with frustration, Zen is left with no choice but a bath to get rid of the sticky, sugary mess he’s in. “Feel free to utilize one of my guest bathroom, it’s all yours.” Jumin said sniggering but continued: “I’ll have Driver Kim get a new set of clothes, it shall be ready by the time you’re done cleaning up.” Barely able to keep himself from yelling at Saeyoung and Jumin, Zen mutters quiet thanks and excuses himself from MC to go in for a shower. *Personally, I feel like Zen would be the type of guy that takes long bath, to ensure every inch of his perfect skin is taken care of; plus, he’d totally make full use of those luxurious products simply laid out in Jumin’s guest bathroom.*

Yoosung

He was so determined to hide from Saeyoung.

Ends up going into the bathroom that Zen is in.

Doesn’t realize that someone is inside until he hears a soft humming.

Then he caught a glimpse of a male silhouette from the shower curtains.

His eyes widen, raised both his palms to cover his mouth in a frantic attempt to stop himself from screaming.

Luckily, Jumin’s guest bathroom is too huge for Zen to hear someone came in.

He runs back out to the luncheon still trying to deal with the fact that he just saw Zen’s fully naked silhouette.

Found a spot beside Saeran and pulled him into a tight hug just sat down staring into blank space.

Somebodyhelpthissmolbean.

Saeyoung

Oh dear. Here comes the devil himself.

He was nearby when Yoosung ran out of Zen’s bathroom, he picked up on smol bean’s footsteps.

He pinpoints the exact location cue secret agent 707 and wastes no time to check the guest bathroom.

Immediately recognized Zen from the humming, he dipped his hands into the depths of his jacket’s side pockets to pull out a spy cam with size of a lentil seed oh god no Saeyoung WRYD.

He’s trained to be nimble. Easily presses the camera onto the best spot.

Tiptoed out of the bathroom before Zen could realise.

Rejoins the group as if nothing happened.

Sends a cheeky wink to Yoosung once their eyes met. 

This man boy. Really.

V/Jihyun

This kind soul probably just wanted to wash his hands after he’s done eating.

Slowly walks into the guest bathroom that Zen’s in.

Although partially blind but soon realises that he’s in Zen’s company when Zen starts humming in the shower.

He’d probably feel a little awkward but rationalises that he’s just here to use the tap for a bit and would be out in a jiffy.

Zen is aware of V walking into the bathroom from the sound of V’s cane tapping.

Considering V’s vision, both of them naturally let it slip.

Pleasejustgoandgetyoureyesfixedangelslikeyoushouldntbelikethis.

Jaehee

She enjoys wine but is such a lightweight drinker. 

Jumin’s eager to have everyone try out the limited-edition bottles of wine sent as gifts to him by the personal chefs.

This woman never says no to her source of moolah. 

She would’ve started rambling on by now. But damn, those wine tastes great heavenly. 

Before she realises, she’s had more than enough. 

Effect of those alcohol kicks in on her.

Politely excuses herself and leaves to the washroom. Staggers into the nearest bathroom “Lucky I don’t have to walk further.” Or so she thought.

Gets bewildered in a nanosecond when her ears pick up a super familiar tune *cough* Zen humming his own songs *cough*.

“ZEN?! O-oh my God!” Mentally scolds herself for being so careless. Probably also says a silent prayer to thank God 

Fumbles in her weak drunken attempt to escape.

ThoughtsofImaginesZenbeingcompletelyundressedisTOOdistracting.

Slipped on her heels. Black belt judo martial artist managed to quietly catch her own fall. 

Saeyoung, unbeknownst to her witnessed the entire process on his phone came up to help this poor soul. 

She feels blood boil to the tip of her head when Saeran thesmexyhacker shows her the video clip that his twin had recorded.

Praysfor707.

Elizabeth the 3rd (Bonus <3)

Struts into Zen’s bathroom and sat on the marble tiles like a queen.

Humming Zen starts to sneeze uncontrollably. “That’s odd.” He thought.

Gazes towards Zen’s direction.

“Meowwws~” 

Zen peeks out from behind the shower. “O-ooh c-crap-p! So this is why!” He hisses.

“HAN JUMIN!”

Slowly struts her way back out upon Zen’s screaming.

Queen pussycat does not want to get caught in no commotion. 

Seeing her leave, Zen blows out a long sigh of relief.

Islegitsecretlyflatteredthatthefurballlikedhisvoice.

“I wish I could sing for Elizabeth.” He thought as he goes back washing.

Jumin

He’s already well on to the 3rd bottle of his elegant wine.

Faintly hears Elizabeth's meows echo from spacious bathroom. "Maybe she’s just bored.”

Hears Zen yelling his name immediately after. MC unaware as she is occupied caring for Jaehee.

Cat dad’s alcohol-flushed face instantly livid. 

Shot up from his chair and strides toward his guest bathroom.

Flung the bathroom doors open with widened sharp eyes scanning for Elizabeth. 

Charged towards a yelling Zen whosenakedshowerbodstillinitsfullglory and clutched on his bare shoulders without regard.

“WHERE’S ELIZABETH THE 3RD, ZEN?”

He totally catches Zen off-guard.

“H-how would I know! S-she just walked out. L-let go of me. NOW!” Zen croaked.

Turns and storms out of the space. 

Zen thought, “W-what t-the heck just happened? H-how is he unfazed by my this beauty?! Trust fund jerk should just make that fur ball his wife.”

MC

Checks her watch and realizes that Zen has been away for more than an hour. With all the distraction he got, it’s no wonder.

She knew that he enjoys lengthier baths, but has always taken about 1 hour.

Walks up to Jumin who is walking back from the bathroom with Elizabeth the 3rd in his arms.

Seeing how the corporate heir appears so relieved, “Jumin, is everything okay?”

“Yes, MC. Thank you. Go on ahead and pick up Zen’s new clothes at the door. Driver Kim has offered to bring them up for you.” Jumin spoke calmly.

nicemcisnice Expresses gratitude and apologizes for inconvenience caused to Jumin and Driver Kim, she heads to the guest bathroom to find her husband still washing up.

Quietly walks to the nearest counter and lays all the new attire on the countertop. She also grabs a fresh towel, folds it up nicely, places it on top of his new clothes.

Caught by surprise when a pair of wet strong arms wrap around her waist from behind.

“Care to join me, my little lady?”

MC is flustered but soon turns to face her husband.

“I’ll wash you real good when we’re home later, my beautiful beast. Now please finish up quickly, it’s not fun without you at the luncheon dear.”

Saeran

Quickly finds and enters the nearest bathroom.

Muttering Inaudible grumbles and curses.

Saeyoung had just managed to spill gravy onto Saeran’s hands and pants when he tried to mess with Yoosung’s food again.

He’d witnessed a lot in Mint Eye back then. (peoplegotstrippedtotheirbirthdaysuitswhiletheywererepeatedlytortured, anytimethe“Savior”orderedbrainwashing).

He couldn’t care less even after knowing Zen is in the same bathroom.

Zen becomes aware when he hears Saeran running the tap water. 

Saeran spits out, “Just MYOB and we’re both good.” before Zen could start.

Guess some things are just difficult to change when you’re angry.

Scrubs the fabric with soap and warm water to lift the gravy stains from his candy peach thismanlovessweetswhat’dyouexpect colored chino pants.

Blows a soft sigh of satisfaction when he succeeds. It was actually the first of many birthday gifts from his twin brother

Coolly exits the bathroom. 

Glares at Saeyoung who goes on, “I’d always buy you another gift *threw in a wink*!” 

Punches Saeyoung in an attempt to hide his own embarrassment.

Rika (the -ending- bonus)

Assuming that she is mentally healthy and didn’t do all those bad things. weknowwhatshedidbutslet’sjustalltakeitasifeverythinghasbeennormal.

She’s also a fan of Zen’s talents just like Baehee.

But isn’t as strong-willed.

Faints the moment she realizes that the most beautiful idol shares the same bathroom .

Her handsome, teal haired fiancé nearly stumbles and falls on her when he walks into the bathroom wanting to check on his beloved fiancée.

He panics, but calms down after he determines from her pulse that his woman’s life is not in danger.

Stifling a chuckle, soastonotalertZen this angel probably got all the right guesses about the sequence of events that had taken place.

Her fiancé sweeps her up bridal style, walks to a couch in the living room and gently takes a seat with her still in his arms. Careful not to wake her up from her peaceful slumber.

When she woke up, she tells him the story of her dream where she saw Zen in his performance, spicy jalapeños maybe?.

“I’m glad you had a good dream, my stunning sun,” he said in a chuckle.

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