#please tell me I'm not alone in this

[multifandom--mess]

nsfw;

no cause let's discuss...y'all just ever just be chilling and minding your business and doing your thing...and then BOOM your entire thought process just shifts and suddenly you're thinking about the two middle-aged gay cannibals fucking nasty in multiple positions and settings??? like tell me it's not just me and that nothing is wrong with me bc i'm literally thinking up full on hannigram pornos in my mind 😅

this could also be a side effect from reading so much smut in fics 🫣

#please tell me i'm not alone in this #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal shitpost #will graham #hannibal lecter

[captainkirkk]

There are certain ships out there that I think are a little weird and I don't ship, but I also look at that ship's fan art for too long. I don't ship it, but.... it looks good. I don't vibe with it, but I get it.

#please tell me i'm not alone in this #i'm also really curious what ships people feel like this for #my posts #maybe i feel like this because i'm not a multishipper?? #i would be so much happier if i was but it's like there's a block in my brain #sometimes i can conceptualise one or two more ships for a certain character #especially if it's accompanied by good fic #but otherwise? i'm a one otp per fandom kind of girl #fic discourse

[archgabrielangel]

Still thinking about that one time in Hammer of Thor when magnus remembers annabeth telling him that they can't give up on randolph, literally saying "He's family, Magnus,... We can't give up on family." do yall think she was thinking of luke when she said that? because even though he did kinda get magnus killed, his intentions and heart were in the right place just like luke😭 luke wanted revenge for the awful shit the gods had done to him so he walked the wrong road and killed and sacrificed anyone who got in his way just so he could make the world "better". and randolph sided with loki (somewhat) and got magnus killed so he could get his family back. uhh anyways

tl;dr the magnus, randolph situation in HoT probably reminded annabeth of her and luke and that is the reason I cry at night

#please tell me I'm not alone in this #like randolph got magnus KILLED #that's not something you just forgive someone over???? #honestly if it was me i would've left him he was too far gone #but annabeth never gave up on her family until its death so she advised magnus to do the same #AND HE DID😭 #he NEVER gave up on randolph #every chance he got he tried to convince him to leave loki and try and leave the past behind him #so yea</3 #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcga #mcatgoa #annabeth chase #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #the hammer of thor

[givingairtomymouth]

This man has so much LOKI ENERGY I could scream 😩🔥

And not necessarily the Marvel one, the mythological one...

Like even the sewed mouth?

And the fact that naturally he's basically a ginger? U kidding me?

#andy black #andy biersack #andy bvb #andy black veil brides #black veil brides #bvb #bvb army #bvb band #bands #band #loki #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki mythology #myth loki #norse mythology #norse gods #norse loki #rambles #please tell me i'm not alone in this #tell me you see it too #tell me i'm not crazy

[missphanosaur18]

Not to be a fucking whore but... lately all I've been able to think about is what it would be like to be bred by Gojo. Him just rutting his hips into you, saying how perfect you'd look swollen with his child, telling you how good he's going to fill you, cumming when you cum so your pussy takes in as much of his cum as possible, and once he finally pulls out he collects the cum oozing out of you with his fingers and stuffs it back into you. Oh my god sorry for being so down bad on the tl. Breeding kink goes brr! 🥵

#satoru gojo #satoru gojo smut #jjk smut #jjk imagines #please tell me I'm not alone in this #I can't believe how badly I want to be impregnated by a fictional character #pathetic

[unhingedlesbear]

I've probably said this before but I love how the TDIM characters will hug each other. The other games all have a painful lack of hugs (ESP the Quarry like what was up with that?????) But not in TDIM. In TDIM there are at least 7 hugs and I'm probably missing some but it's just one of those things that makes me even more unhinged.

The fact that there's even a group hug with 3 people like GUYS 😭😭😭

#When characters hug it makes me unhinged #Please tell me I'm not alone in this #The Erin/Mark/Charlie group hug is so everything #Both Kate and Jamie hugs make me go a bit feral #And ofc any Jerin or Markate hug has me running up the ceiling on all fours #I'm too unhinged about this silly little game and this silly little crew #the devil in me #Lee being unhinged again

[thinkin-bout-milgram]

I’m just thinking

#admin saturn #milgram #muu kusunoki #Now have I watched any my little pony? #No #But the second I saw the face my brain said that one evil (?) pony #Please tell me I'm not alone in this #Like they have the same exact smile and everything #mercury here! im a queen chrysalis truther tbh #cause like....bug? chrysalis? QUEEN? -mercury

[timandlucy]

Don't you just love the endless circle of deciding to write more and then you write one thing and it doesn't feel good enough to post, and you write another thing and it doesn't feel good enough to post and then you're just like "why even bother writing for myself" but also, according to the writing community, you should write for yourself, but also sharing it is half the fun????

#Please tell me I'm not alone in this #Also the longer you go without posting and getting feedback the more you feel everything you write sucks #Anyway I'm gonna go cry now #Thanks for coming to my ted spiral #writing

[wanderingmind867]

I feel like my opinions are derided as being dumb sometimes. Maybe it's an insecurity, but when you discuss how you hate death in fiction and the one reblog you get is someone saying everyone needs to see my tags because they're quite something, what else am I supposed to think? I don't want to seem petty by pretty much calling out the person who did that in my own vague fashion, but I don't like the feeling of being some sort of idiot. Is it such a crime to not like death? When you say you don't like death irl, nobody cares. But suddenly apply it to fiction and it's some big deal. How does that work? How does that work!? Oh, it's okay to imply I'm weird for not liking death in fiction because I've had lots of personal issues lately!? It's okay to imply I'm strange for something minor like that!? How!? Why!? I'm sorry that I'm so upset, but I hate feeling like people are implying things about me. Especially when it's something like this.

#please tell me I'm not alone in this #Because I often feel like I am #Is hating death in fiction such a crime!? #comics #books #jason grace #jason todd #captain marvel #asd #autism #neurodivergent #adhd #vent #rambles

[smbyt]

Honestly, I was fcking surprised when I first saw Vincent Sinclair's face. I KNOW HE IS BO'S TWIN BUT I'M STILL SURPRISED WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE HIM!

#please tell me i'm not alone in this #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #house of wax #sinclair twins

[glitchgeek]

Yall (USAmericans at least?) remember those timed reading/speaking comprehension tests in like, middle school? Where the teacher would take you to a little desk right outside the classroom, hand you a long paragraph, and time you for a minute to see how far you could get and how clearly you'd read it out?

I still love doing that, totally unironically. Gimme a text to read babey. Any text. Lemme babble on and on and on and use the right tone and inflections and read it in my most specialest, fastest, professional-y voice 💚

#glitch talks #linguistics #PLEASE tell me i'm not alone in this

[nyanbinary-catboy]

Maybe I'm a weirdo but I find SOME parts of Uzumaki oddly hot? Like not the whole insane body horror stuff (god forbid), but the parts where it shows the whole city being hypnotized by the spirals? Or getting dropped by an insect flying in a spiral shape? The spiral hair???

#please tell me i'm not alone in this #hypnokink #hypnok1nk #hypnosub #hypnotized #mind control #brainwashing #hypno pet #spiral

[plague-doctor-who]

"There are no excuses." "If they just put in more effort, if they just find the right motivation, anyone can achieve success." "All you need to do is to put in the work."

...

No. That's not how it works.

Some of us can't do those things no matter how hard we try.

And it's not for a lack of trying.

...

Some of us try really damn hard.

...

But no matter how passionately we're driven, no matter how badly we may want it, we just don't have that skill.

Some of us are born with that. And we give them the world, when they already have so much more than the rest of us could ever hope for.

And some of us can't seem to do anything right.

No matter how fucking hard we try.

...

And we're told we're garbage. That we're useless. We're thrown away and tossed aside.

And we're given nothing but pain, despite working just as hard as they do.

...

But that's okay. Because success does not equate to happiness.

That comes from within.

...

Right...?

...

...

And yet.

If that were the case...

Why is it so damn hard to be happy when you're the only one who sees your worth?

Your opinion should be the only one that matters.

Should.

But it isn't.

Because you can't do anything you should.

...

Some people have to win the gold medal in the Olympics to feel like they've accomplished something. And the whole world cheers for them.

Some of us work just as hard simply to do a single essay. And we feel like we've jumped over just as large of a hurdle.

But no one cheers for us.

Instead of praise, all we get is disappointment and disapproval. Because "there's still so much more we have to do." Because we're just "lazy."

...

But a lazy person derives pleasure from not doing things. A lazy person is actually able to get up and do the things expected of them, at any time, but simply chooses not to.

We don't make that choice.

We don't enjoy it.

We beat ourselves up about it every damn night. We cry ourselves to sleep, wishing we were "better," wishing every day that we could possibly be good enough for them.

...

This isn't okay.

We need to change the way we look at people.

We need to not discredit just how hard even the littlest things can be.

We need understanding.

Compassion.

Love.

...

Not all of us are Niel Degrasse Tyson.

Not all of us are Olympians.

But we shouldn't have to be.

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #rant #emotions suck #I feel so strongly about this #please tell me i'm not the only one #please tell me i'm not alone in this #i need reassurance

[akiretv]

mmmmmm hell yeah this is going to be my first post ever.

Look guys, as a fellow dsaf fan (TM), i'm naturally a davesport truther.

bbut harry,, stupid surprisingly seducing (SSS) harry and this fucked up business zombie man...

#dsaf #dsaf harry #dsaf jack #harrysport #davesport #i so not choose “unzip pants” every. single. time. whaddaya mean #im so not mad that there are only THREE works for this true rarepair #definitely not upset that the i've already re-read two of them #and the other OF COURSE belongs to a very kinky comp-fic that's 2k words for 4 chapters #please tell me i'm not alone in this

[givingairtomymouth]

Someone really needs to explain to me what do I have for irl and fictional guys with blue eyes, usually blondes, with clear adhd, most of the time dyslexics, little bubbles of energy, occasionally smokers or artists, wanderers souls, basically their own ethereal entities... like WTF am I the only one? Is this my type or whattttt

#totally not speaking about JJ Maybank #rambles #ramblings #my type #jj #jj maybank #am i the only one? #fictional guys #tell me i'm not the only one #tell me i'm not crazy #random #like wtf #crush #please tell me i'm not the only one #please tell me i'm not crazy #please tell me i'm not alone in this #i fell already for 5 of them both irl and fictional

[darkfalzorion]

there's... really alot of trans people into petplay and degradation huh. that's fine but

where's the praising. where's calling me a good girl and saying i'm worth more than i think i am while you gently stroke my girlcock and i'm in your arms and whimpering and we're kissing and and um

yeah

#please tell me i'm not alone in this #t4t nsft #trans nsft #nsft #mtf nsft