#pineapple anon

[cricketclan]

i request to the SilverFlow babies's sprites

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Of course!!! In order: Quietkit, Parsleykit and Ashkit

#cricketsprites #cricketasks #pineapple anon #quietkit #parsleykit #ashkit

[skellybonesandtrees]

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night ravenously craving and will eat pineapple out of the carton with my hands and the same ferocity as they ate jackie. which is to say i get what you’re saying they totally didn’t seem starving to death

When you said out of a carton it weirded me out coz I pictured you taking a full pineapple, crown and all out of a box, lol. But I guess you probably get them sliced and ready to go.

I guess that when it comes to cannibalism in the real world, unless you're like, an actual cannibalistic psychopath or has used bath salts and gone temporarily crazy, it would take real starvation and desperation to get someone to eat another person. Which, I don't really judge. I don't judge people surviving as long as they're not murdering each other to do it. But considering the psychological stress that it must cause to dismemeber and cook someone you likely know, I can only imagine it takes A LOT to get someone there and the real life stories I heard/read led me to believe it this way. So, those kids didn't look like they were there yet. And if they did, the directing of the show failed to show that, as I feel like they failed to truly show the passage of time. But again, I'm actually leaning towards the wilderness made them do it stuff, which is probably what it was.

#yellowjackets #pineapple anon

[just-another-siimp]

AND YOU LIKE PINEAPPLES. That is mad depressing that you’re allergic to them. Tbh I would risk it once a year just to eat them. Also don’t take advice from me, I treat my body like shit

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I've already had my yearly pineapple consumption >.<. It was a Kiwi and Pineapple Gatorade coz I was hungover.

It was so worth it

#pineapple anon #dont we all do that to our bodies tho #simp speaks

[nyaskitten]

A̷n̷d̷ ̷y̶e̷t̷,̸ ̶t̸h̵e̶e̵ ̷a̵l̷r̴e̸a̶d̵y̸ ̶k̴n̸o̴w̷s̸ ̸w̸h̴o̴ ̷I̶ ̵a̵m̴,̴ ̸f̶o̷r̷ ̷I̸ ̶a̷m̴ ̴P̵i̷n̷e̸a̷p̷p̴l̷e̶ ̸A̶n̶o̷n̷

No... no fucking way... it's fucking impossible

#you shocked me so hard I stopped doing the spooky voice effects and I staggered back... #anon asks #pineapple anon

[romanoffsbish]

🔥 pineapple on pizza

Correct. 🥰

#pineapple anon

[rosiehunterwolf]

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAAAAAAN?!?!?!

#rosie rants #asks #anon #pineapple anon #…I guess that’s just a thing now

[fishybehavior]

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🍹

hello anon! love some pineapple

#pineapple anon #how u doing? #its been awhile

[fires-of-ninjago]

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Oh wow, now here's something I haven't seen in a while!

#Ask #Pineapple Anon

[master-of-fluff]

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Everyone should aspire to be like a pineapple very sweet but alsp lots of protective spikes :)

#Pineapple anon

[art-and-writing-knox-me-down]

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PINEAPPLE RETURNS??? THE SEQUEL?? THE FLASHBACK I JUST GOT BGDYSJWJWHYEHDB RETURN OF THE MYSTERIOUS PINEAPPLE GIVER

#knox rambles #asks #anon #pineapple anon #WHOS THE MYSTERIOUS SOUL DROPPING PINEAPPLES AGAIN #WILL IT EVER BE REVEALED #coulda sworn it was last time...

[cricketclan]

Collecting them healers just like my clan collecting mediators. this isnt a joke there are exactly 6 mediators in Wishclan and its only 95 moons old please for the love of god stop them

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WOW i never get many mediators in my clans ever... Cricketclan needs more mediators!

#im letting the game decide on mediators for now with new apprentices but #come on!! give me one more.. #cricketasks #pineapple anon

[squib-2006]

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Pineapple? The first ever ask I have ever gotten was a pineapple. Wow. Thanks. I feel so honored pineapple anon.

#pineapple anon

[asher-hyperfixation-hell]

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Holy shit- Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen 😦

#asks #pineapple anon #crushes stupid little pineapple in my stupid little hands #fucking eats it #destroys pineapple #violently

[just-another-siimp]

Omg stop you’re allergic to pineapple. That’s so sad. I feel bad now for saying pineapple cruisers are better than the guava one

It's funnier because of how I discovered the allergy, I didn't eat a pineapple until I was like 17/18? First time I had it I was like 'fuck yeah this is good shit' then about 10min later my throat was scratchy. You can bet that I ate pineapple again and again until i was like 'huh am i allergic to something?' Now I'm stuck in my own personal hell because I actually like the taste of pineapple but don't know how much I wanna fuck around and find out.

#i hereby dub thee pineapple anon #pineapple anon #i wish i could eat pineapple #it makes me hella sad #speak to me #simp speaks

[asleepyy]

Happy halloween and happy early birthday (fun fact you apparently share a birthday with my mom lmao) I hope it’s a good one!! I am adoring your comic! Oh, and, trick or treat, mayhaps?

(old woman voice) hello dearies, I love ur costumes, an Angel and a demon? Very cute, very scary. For you I have a baby azazel.

#ask #anon #castaway-pineapples #oopsie!omens

[coffe-and-tea-time]

KEEP PRETENDING TO SLEEP! KEEP PRETENDING TO SLEEP!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHE I WAS WAITING TO COOK THIS

Coffee insanely speaking! Thanks Dear, you gimme the perfect excuse to write a second part just in time although I expected the option of talking to him to come first. Not that I'm complaining lol

➤ first part

➤ here to see the other option

↪︎ ☾ I love to see you ....................................... .......................................☆ I love to hear you↩︎

TW: yandere behavior, delusions, murder of self-preservation, stalking, obssesion, somewhat willing reader, kinda denying of bad decisions

Of course, the best option is to stay still, not because you are enjoying this no no, of course not...

Despite his soft voice that sounds rather familiar, you can't really recall who or where. So the safest option is just giving in at the moment, you didn't know how he could react so the safer the better, isn't it?

A smile starts creeping on your face against your will, seems like you are a rather bad actor when it's required, huh? 

“Oh, I'm really glad, you seem like you're finally having a good dream… will it be too greedy if I want to be inside that little dream of yours? Well, if you find that greedy, you won't be able to handle me later”

Hearing a close mouthed giggle following the whisper makes your heart flutter softly, like this is some kind of really romantic scene in his mind. You were able to hear the faint sound of footsteps, he seems like he's doing a little room tour, making it a little hard to hear him.

“Oh Dear, you were researching that thing again?”

It seems like he found his way into your phone, what was he referring to?

“Why do you keep reading so much about romance? Are these words good enough to keep your focus?... Maybe I have to start practicing oral expression? It's been a while since I felt like that, last time was when you downloaded that stupid dating sim… This is truly irritating, the names they use, the way they ‘communicate’ to you; do no justice, I can express myself way better, my love, and how my eyes change when I see you walking by… just... please, I need only one chance, and I promise you won't have a room left for doubts”

Even though he made the effort to lower his voice in order to 'not wake you up', it's clear how his tone is changing with every word depending on the topic; First, a low hint of infatuation, then, what sounds closer to a plead and, finally,...was that...hopelessness?

Honestly, in a normal situation, you would be annoyed by someone searching through your phone but only an idiot would think this man would judge you even if you had pictures of dead people there, more like he's genuinely looking for more of you, despite the fact that it's really not the ‘proper’ way, you can't say it didn't work.

“My beloved Cherry, what can i do for you to talk to me? Those characters seem to steal your attention quickly… I would be lying if I sad I'm not a little hopeful because of them though, you seem to have quite the specific taste, Cherry, and I believe I fit perfectly on them... if only I could find the right moment to get into your routine, to be part of your life…”

Weird that he worries about getting to talk to you with an ideal scene but not worrying about stalking you, but maybe it's kind of understable? Since well, everyone likes to check on their crush on social media even if they take a while to actually talk, even if this guy took it a little too far, he sounds... harmless like his wish is just to win your affection…

wait a second…

Are you truly relaxed in this kind of situation? What is going on with you? Why? Why… well, can't say you didn't ask for this, even as a joke, you know this time is different because it's real, but… why does reality feel like a fantasy right now? Is it because of him?

“Huh, I come here as a routine by now, I still get the same queries, I’m dying to find the answers soon..”

Sensing that lightly sweet fragrance once more makes you know he’s approaching your ‘sleeping’ form once again, making it easy to hear him despite his constant whispering.

“Would you let me cuddle you? Would you let me kiss you? Would you mind if I were clingy? Would you mind if I get jealous? Would you mind if it seems like I already know more about you than I should? I want to hold you my dear, I can’t wait for the day I can just snuggle with you every time we want… I really can’t wait anymore, I need to be closer to you… I guess I have no option other than to talk to you out of the blue, I dislike to be so imprudent, but I promise I will make up for it once you accept me in your life, Love”

You feel a gentle hand slightly caress your cheek as a little peck is placed on your forehead, making you almost smile like a fool if it weren’t for the fact that pretending to sleep is your priority in this sweet moment, unexpected but called for moment.

“Sweet dreams Cherry, I have to prepare what I should say tomorrow, I will put all of my efforts to be my best self to make a good first impression, I hope I snatch enough of your interest to be on your mind even for a moment”

Oh, he is definitely gonna be stuck in your mind for a while, as you try your best to focus on the sounds, you catch his steps as he seems to walk away… but you keep up with your act just in case.

So, tomorrow, huh? Seems like once again you have important decisions in your hand, should you indulge in your fantasy and let him get near you? It also sounds fun to go to him first… But, maybe you should try to avoid him? It’s the safer choice, but do you really want that? He seems safe enough not to raise any of your flags, he seemed so caring for you…

sorry for any misspellings or weird sentence structure ❣

images from pinterest

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