#picking her nose

[riconastyfan]

#rico nasty #blonde mullet #blonde wig #blond #2023 #Amazon music #smashbox #video #pink eyeshadow #rockstar #fav wig #fave wig #gray jacket #lefthandla #left hand la #fave outfits #rico outfit #pose #picking her nose #Amazon music lot party

[emmyrosee]

Don’t read this bc this is more cute aggression with mr sakusa and this is for me so

Also, yes, these are all things I’ve said to my niece in an act of cute aggression 💅🏼

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“I could rip your teeth out.”

“That’s nice, baby.”

Kiyoomi is used to you. It’s the only reason, you’re convinced, that he lets you do the things you do, say the feral things you say. Your methods of making him swoon were, arguably, cuter than he’d expect, and he openly tells you that when you used to get self conscious about it.

(“It’s not every day someone wants to squeeze me until I pop.”

“Well, now, it will be. Welcome to your life.”

He smirks, “well alright then.”)

It’s not a lie- he’s never had someone as openly affectionate as you, clinging to his arm at the grocery store, biting his muscles and neck when he’s trying to cook dinner (his teammates ask him constantly what things you two get up to- he doesn’t have the heart to tell them you bit him when he was making some tea) just doing anything and everything to bug him domestically.

Its… comforting, in a bizarre way. To know you find him absolutely intoxicating and addictive. He’s not entirely sure he’d change it.

Even now, when you practically have burrowed into his skin.

“I could kick you; how dare you be so cute?” You pout, laying your head on his shoulder restfully.

He chuckles and continues to scroll through his phone, “it’s strange- I’m so used to Komori being the cute one.”

You roll your eyes and snicker, “you’re so full of it, and you know you are. You’ve always been the cute one, shut the hell up.”

“Handsome, maybe, but never cute-“

In an instant, he’s cute off by your hand immediately darting towards his face. Your fingers fly up at his mouth, trying to grip his teeth. It’s something you don’t do often because he can’t stand it, but it seems like today, you’re on a mission to be as close to him as possible.

“Ah!” He snaps, turning his head away. You retract your hand as he gives you a scolding look. Immediately, you feel bad that the impulsive thoughts won, and you made him so mad. “We talked about that. Don’t do that.”

“But-“

“No. Do. Not. Grab at my teeth.”

You pout softly at the reprimand in his tone, mumbling a soft ‘I’m sorry’ as you settle back down, your head dipping to hide in the crook of his neck. He lets out a sigh and plops his phone on the side table and shuffle a bit.

“You know I like your cute aggressions…. Except that one. Of all the things you do, that’s the one I can’t tolerate babe, you know that.”

“You’re just so pretty. I can’t help it.”

“Oh, so it’s my fault now?” He says, absolutely teasing you and you giggle as you hide your face in his neck. “Is biting me not good enough? Is sniffing me until you can’t breathe not good enough now?” He interrupts his own preach by pecking kisses all over your cheek, holding you tighter as you start to squirm away. “Is coming into my shower not good enough now? Is dropping by extra desserts at practice not good enough? Is sucking hickeys on my cheeks not good enough?”)

You move your head away from his neck to giggle more and try to make an attempt away from his kisses, but this gives him real estate, and he decides to take it. He starts to give you a taste of your own medicine, biting at your cheek and ear and neck and fingers now pinching up your sides and ribs.

“Omi!”

“Is crawling into my lap while I’m on a zoom call not good enough? Is stealing my pillows from under my head when you’re sleeping not good enough? Is taking my clothes when you’re sick not good enough? Is picking. My nose. When I’m mad. NOT GOOD ENOUGH?”

Your struggles to get away from him are in vain, he’s got you gathered in his big arms, your head tossed back and feet kicking for a meek attempt at freedom. He peppers bites and kisses continuously on your neck, smiling against your skin as you scream and whine into the air.

“Are all these things so boring now and you have to grab my literal teeth?”

“Yes!” You titter, and while it does make him stop in surprise, he’s quick to smack the facade back on, pulling his head back to glare at you. You flash him some puppy eyes while you reach up to card the curls from his face, “I’m just obsessed with you… always need more ways to get under your skin.” You laugh as he sighs and leans his forehead against yours, clearly not caring half as much as he says, and taking gentle breaths against you. “I love bugging you.”

“Well, how could you not when you do such a good job?”

“I know right?” Once again, he lifts his head up to glare playfully at you, snickering as you continue to flash him the same innocent beam.

“Can you promise me you won’t grab my teeth anymore?” He asks, shifting a hand to lace with yours; he brings the knuckles of your hand up to kiss them, a way to show his affection and also, sort of, maybe, convince you to promise.

You sigh softly and let him kiss over your fingers, letting the comfortable silence between you both relish. “No.”

“No?”

“No.”

He groans in faux agony, face crashing down to bury in your chest, and you cackle while he does, your arms tossing around his shoulders to keep him close.

“I hate you,” he grumbles.

“No you don’t. You eat this shit up and you know it.”

He sends a dirty look at you between his lashes before sighing and laying his head back down. “Don’t expose me.”

“That’s what I thought.”

#for reference #before you call CPS on me #I’ve never picked her nose or grabbed her teeth #her otHER AUNT HOWEVER- #BUCKWILD #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa kiyoomi fluff #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x gn!reader #sakusa kiyoomi x reader fluff #sakusa kiyoomi imagine #sakusa kiyoomi haikyuu #sakusa #sakusa fluff #sakusa x reader #sakusa x reader fluff #sakusa x gn!reader #sakusa imagine #sakusa haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x gn!reader #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x y/n

[abirddogmoment]

She's putting the pieces together for such a nice baby retrieve 🥺

#dogblr #rory borealis #bird dog training #the steps to backchain the retrieve included: #proper hold #proper pick up off the ground #nose touch #nose touch while holding #coming back to my vicinity #and trading #shes doing soooooo good #i put the gate so she couldnt detour to the couch #and it solved that problem immediately #a couple more reps and i think i can get rid of the gate #the couch is less magnetic lately #im so proud of her shes absolutely crushing it

[fizzytoo]

nothing better than a pancake breakfast

and im reminded of when a teenage adrien made pancakes for a baby julie 😔

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha #sim: amaya kamealoha #postcard: gen3 #amaya's nose is so cute :( smoochie #stg adrien's comfort meal are pancakes. love is stored between the fluffy flapjacks and maple syrup #and i get it bc i still get so excited when my mom makes pancakes. there's something so nostalgic about them #you'll catch adrien making pancakes when he misses his family the most. especially now that it's nearing harvest fest season #this is something rua picked up on early in their relationship. so there are days when he'll surprise adrien in bed w pancakes #as if rua wasn't already clingy enough there's a lot more kisses in the kitchen #also nena can’t keep her bonnet on all night. somehow it always ends up on the floor #and y’all know rua’s already got the how to style little girl’s hair yt videos bookmarked #but she’s a runner so when he sits her between his legs to do her hair he has to pin her down with one of his legs #“sit still my baby. papa’s almost done” adrien would say while switching on some music to distract her #girl dads :( #queue

[narutoblogiguess]

Neji has to live with the caged bird seal, the knowledge of what happened to his father and pain and suffering he and the rest of the branch members deal with everyday of his life

And the one time he confronted hinata about it she just said it was only him that was upset about it.

I would have tried to kill her too.

#like yeah shes not bothered about it. it dosnt affect her she probably never had to think about it a day in her life #sometimes i wonder if hinata even knows about the caged bird seal and is just the most ignorant bitch in the world #like imagine how up your own ass youd have to be not to notice the extreme suffering or your own clan #theres probably hundreds of branch members and hinata so busy hiding behind a tree watching naruto pick his nose that she cant be bothered- #-to care for her own people #anti hinata

[cerise-on-top]

I love the way you write for the cod women! specifically, Farah (she's my wife) if you feel comfortable writing for chubby readers. Could you write Farah x Chubby Reader? 💕

Hello! I'm glad to hear that you enjoy my writing! Farah is pretty cool I agree! Here you go!

Farah with a Chubby!Reader

Farah doesn’t particularly care about your body type as long as you’re you. She fell in love with you because of your personality, not your body. But that isn’t to say she wouldn’t adore it all the same. It’s a part of you, and therefore it’s as perfect as it could get. She loves you in your entirety, regardless of what you look like, even on those days where you might feel like she deserves someone better than you. Someone who fits the image of traditionally handsome or pretty more so than you do. It’s during those days where Farah would actually become a bit more cuddly than she usually is. She doesn’t touch people very often aside from the occasional friendly pat on the shoulder or maybe patching someone up after a rough fight. She may be touch starved, but she doesn’t really touch people. Not that she detests it, it’s just not her style. So she’d be a bit more touchy with you, reassuring you that you’re lovely just as you are. You’re gorgeous, no one could ever take that away from you. It’s during those days that she’ll demand you lie down on the couch or the bed so she can rest her head either on your chest or your tummy. Both are the perfect napping spot, she’ll claim, even if she doesn’t really take naps during the day. She’ll snuggle into you, hold you close and tell you just how lovely and beautiful you are, beauty standards be damned because the prettiest, most jaw dropping person on the planet is with her right now anyway. Every other fool knows nothing in comparison.

Farah is also pretty good with her words. When she was younger she used to read quite a lot, quite a few things were above her reading level as well, so she knows a few fancy words here and there. She can compare you to just about anything beautiful on this planet, but she does like to tell you that there were some cultures out there where being chubby was a sign of wealth and beauty. And that’s another thing she likes about you: You’re chubby because you can afford food, because you can afford to eat well. She’ll remind you that there were princesses out there, chubby ones, who would be the pinnacle of wealth and beauty because of it. Farah is far from all knowing, but she knows a few things here and there.

Besides, as mentioned before, she’ll love you regardless of what you look like. If she feels particularly touch starved she’ll walk up to you from behind, wrap her arms around you and squeeze your tummy a bit. It’s warm, it’s soft, she gets to hold you in her arms. What’s not to love about the concept? If you’re someone who’s into cute clothing, then Farah fantasizes about seeing you in a cute dress. Something like a fancy lolita dress because she knows you’d look so cute in it. While she can’t buy an outfit like that for you as it is, she hopes that once the situation has calmed down a lot and she won’t have to fight for her life anymore, that Farah can buy you a cute dress.

While she won’t outright ask for it, sometimes she does like being held, so she definitely wouldn’t mind it if you pulled her down on top of you, held her down with your arms and then rambled on about your day. However, be warned, as she mindlessly listens to you, she might play around a bit and poke your tummy, or whichever it is that is closest to her. Hope you’re not ticklish because the chances are high she’ll do that. You’re soft, it’s fun and if you are ticklish then she has even more of an incentive to actually do it. Not at all sneaky about it either, will poke you and then look up at you with a smile. Farah, too, can be a bit of a meanie, but she loves you so it’s okay.

#cod #cod x reader #farah karim #farah karim x reader #I'm chubby myself so it was delightful to get to write about something like this #Farah can be such a sweetheart even if she can be a big dick as well but you love each other #plus she'd go to war for you as well and actually win too she's a very strong woman #while I don't think she'd be able to pick you up because she's short as well I do think she becomes a cuddle monster when you're around #either way she'd adore you! you're gorgeous no matter how much body fat you have #she's not above telling someone to fuck off either if they're being mean to you about your weight #she can be a violent person if she needs to be which isn't too often in her daily life! but she can be! don't mess with Farah! #every time you're feeling down she'll give you a big kiss righ on your cheek and nose and tell you that you're speaking nonsense #no one can compare to you so naturally you shouldn't feel down #if you do then she'll do what she can to either distract you or make you feel better

[pezberrypolls]

#glee #pezberry #santana lopez #rachel berry #polls #glee polls #spicy #i try not to get too graphic laksjflkds #also word length in these answers #but tools like belts canes whips floggers crops etc etc etc #i think id pick that one #bc you know they have a ton of props #and the last one would probably cover any kind of hitting that isnt just on the backside #which rachel might be into as long as its open handed and avoiding her nose #she was very happy with quinn slapping her sooo #i dont think they're like punching and kicking tho lmao

[morganski-19]

Steve walks into the room and Eddie doesn't notice he's there. Smiling to himself, he starts to sneak up behind Eddie. Quickly wrapping his arms around Eddie before he can notice, he picks him off the ground and starts to spin him around.

"What the fuck," Eddie squeaks out before slamming his elbow back, hitting Steve right in the nose.

He quickly places Eddie on the ground, holding his nose which has started to bleed. "Ow, shit, Eds."

"Steve." Eddie's eyes widen. "Hold on a second." He runs out of the room and comes back with a wet washcloth and an ice pack wrapped in a tea towel. "Here."

"Thanks," Steve wipes off the blood and starts to ice his nose.

"Good?" Steve nods. Eddie smacks him on the arm. "The fuck were you thinking. I thought I was being jumped."

"In my house?"

Eddie crosses his arms. "It could happen." Steve glares at him, nose still streaming with blood. "Aw sweetheart, I'm sorry. Here let me take one of them."

"No, I'm sorry. Shouldn't have done it." Steve winces as Eddie presses down with the ice."

"And I shouldn't have elbowed you in the face." He presses a kiss on the ice pack as if he were kissing Steve's nose.

The blood finally stops. "Do you think it's broken?"

"Better not be. I would kill myself if I ever hurt this pretty face," he scrunches Steve's cheeks.

Steve laughs. "You're such a dork."

"You love it."

"Yeah, I do"

#cw blood #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve's nose is fine #just bruised but not broken #ive been seeing that gif of steve picking up nancy and twirling her around so I thought #why not make it steddie

[sobeautifullyobsessed]

In my sophomore year, The Hobbit was on my summer reading list, and I honestly disliked it and found it irritating. One of the essay assignments we got when school started included 'what is the significance of Gollum calling The Ring, my precious?'

Tricksy, that teacher was, I'd say.

#but I later saw how wise she was and now she remains my favorite hs teacher #and rest assured that two years later I picked up LotR all on my own and fell in love #The Hobbit #Gollum #my precious #Tolkien #JRR Tolkien #jrr tolkien #tolkien #the hobbit #lotr #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Rings #for the record when my best friend tried to get me to watch BBC Sherlock on her far too small computer screen #I didn’t have the patience for it...didn't watch more thsn than the first 20 minutes of ASiP #and thought that the actor playing Sherlock had a funny looking nose

[fallenclan]

ok so I want to join the clangen blog party BUT question: how do you narrow down events/scenes to draw?? everything happens so much

oh that's a really good question. usually i just go for the All Events tab and draw anything that has a lasting impact on the clan, or just anything that i feel like drawing. I also like to scroll through the relationships tab to find any interesting interactions. same goes for patrols. also, i've mentioned this before, but i tend to avoid drawing every time a cat gets sick or injured, and usually only draw it when it has an impact, like a scar, permanent condition, or death. if i drew every time a cat got a bellyache or a runny nose i'd spend every hour of the day drawing lol

#but generally its just a Draw What You Want To situation #theres been times when stuff had an impact and i just. didnt draw it. because i didnt want to #like toro getting a scar on her nose or rabbitpounce picking out an accessory #and if theres an event you want everyone to be aware of but you dont want to draw. just write it down on the post #its simple easy and free B) #fallenasks

[imperial-agent]

arisen ▪ the lady ▪ sorcerer

#dragon's dogma 2 #dd2 #posting again bc nose👀 #i think back in dark arisen they were a magick archer but once i play dd2 i'll decide which to pick anyways their pawn is a throwable tank #no changes here. but now he's a cat he used to be a hot blonde mage that was quite popular and people would borrow her often #myedit

[jacqcrisis]

Tried to do some scent training and I've come to a harrowing conclusion:

She dumb :(

#chili dawg #terminal case of doggy himbo and baby brain #also due to her bracycephalic face her nose if also bad #it dont work good #this isnt new news to me btw #chili is difficult to train and doesnt understand what you want here to do beyond anything very simple #she picks up on habits and routines very quick #but it took me months to get to understand the lay down command #ive tried to teach her to shake based off a behavior she already does and she just kind of looks at me dumbly #like 'i am doing a sit and wait where treat? stop pointing to and touching my leg and give treats >:('

[gothyanki]

three gith and a baby

It's been pretty easy for me to dodge around the question of Orpheus' bio-parentage in the fic I'm writing (one is set before he was so much as a twinkle in anyone's eye and the other is from child!Voss' POV very early on in their acquaintance), but it's going to come up at some point if I continue the series and I genuinely can't decide what I want to go with. I personally don't think it's that important - what matters is that Orpheus is Gith's spiritual successor, that they're alike on some level - but I also don't necessarily want to keep it ambiguous forever. All the interesting headcanons I've seen floating around gave me the absolutely galaxy-brained idea to Put It To The People (in the form of a poll that will probably max out at three responses, but That Is Fine - every little helps!)

#calling a referendum #prince orpheus #gith the liberator #vlaakith i #zerthimon #githyanki #for the three of them assume alien biology/magic/etc. #for the gith/vlaakith option assume either the same or that one of them is trans (or both!) #i'm starting to like the idea of gith being the one to pioneer magical githyanki parthenogenesis #it fits so well with my impression of her as someone who wants to be in absolute control of everyone and everything at all times #no wild cards allowed #con: Orpheus as the child of a miraculous solo conception is a LITTLE bit on the nose theologically speaking #just a bit #all of these options have potential and I can't choose!! #i picked “some other option” just so i could view the results #transparency is very important

[quietwingsinthesky]

8!!!!

8) How should the afterlife have been “resolved”? Did the fixing of Heaven work?

no, see, i think it’s hilarious that they spent like 11 seasons trying not to be Heaven’s bitches and then got stuck in there anyway by their son-god like dogs put in their crates while the owner goes to work. they live down the street from their toxic dad and girlboss mom who are, (presumably) due to being heaven assigned soulmates, also damned to being trapped in their coerced marriage in the afterlife for the rest of time. eventually, sam’s kid and blurry wife are going to die and make this even more weird and awkward. it’s amazing. my only note is that supernatural seemed to think this was a happy ending <3 they should know better <3

(but as for how I would fix it. i mean, that would require also rewriting the last few seasons of Empty shit to be more. final. rather than a revolving door that Cas and Lucifer keep wandering in through. And then I would throw everyone into the Empty!!! go the fuck to sleep!!! peace when you’re done jesus christ!!! would have also killed sam and dean together in either a freak accident or a murder-suicide :3)

(and. okay i swear last one. but for my most self-indulgent “fix” of the supernatural afterlife, i would have brought amara back and had her eat all the dead souls, heaven or hellbound. and eat anyone who dies in the future. and then through her destruction, give jack (new baby god!) the power to create. if we have to have a semi-happy ending here. i mean, i regard this cycle of reincarnation as a happier ending then eternity in heaven/hell/the empty, but then again, supernatural is very christian at the end of the day, and i am very Not.)

#ask #amara picks chuck up by the scruff and punts him across the galaxy and bonds with her grand-nephew instead #spn #but really tho. your posts esp have completely convinced me that supernatural’s afterlife ending should stay exactly as it is 😌 #it’s awful terrible and they will never escape it or each other. #u know. at least sam has experience with being stuck in a cage. so he’s got that going for him. maybe jack will even come stick his fingers #through the bars sometimes to pet sam’s nose. before dean starts barking and biting and jack leaves them locked in alone again.

[fjordfolk]

roundup while i remember it:

sparta is getting better with river and stream crossings after her little dip last year, and from having to carry her across a (wide!) bridge on Thursday, to her doubting and having 2nd and 3rd thoughts but ultimately crossing a *bunch* of them today, she's really getting her confidence back. she's still cautious re: crossing water (as she always has been) which i honestly appreciate, but it's nice to see her get over this particular thing.

troja did amazing picking and following the trail today! she's never done that seriously enough for me to rely on, but tonight she went ahead a couple of times and once even picked a better route than sparty did (heresy, i know.) these are skills i value, because of hikes like these ones where we didn't get back until 2am and for almost two hours i trusted my dogs fully, because it was too dark to really see the path.

for that last bit it is also helpful to have a light colour dog because sparty? love her. adore her. can not fucking see her.

#they both did awesome although i could tell some ~15km in troja was getting a little tired #sparty was holding up but judging by how she was getting further and further ahead of me on the trail she was ready to get home lol #im glad to see troj picking that skill up though - shes been more attentive to her nose recently #its something that ive never trained but sparty nails it and honestly #ive wondered what to do when spart isnt hiking capable anymore because i rely on it a lot and #shes kept me from walking straight off more than one cliff #and shes fantastic to have in the dark or in unfamiliar territory #but shes the only of our dogs that do it - troj only starting to show signs of it now and lunert? #God forbid you let lunert guide you Anywhere