We’re so sorry, you seem to have made the fatal assumption that Wayne Manor would be undefended while Mr. Wayne and his birds were gone. It was nice knowing you.
Art by: @moonllshadow @mommytimmy @tulmultuous @violet-maydaylily @lilituism
Thank you for bringing the heat with this cool customer! Next week, the head of the family has his say.
BBB 2023 starts posting Sep 23rd!
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alfred pennyworth: It must be so nice to be rich instead of having to develop a personality.
bruce wayne: Quiet, Alfred.
alfred pennyworth: Buy my silence, sir!
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No Batarang Christmas tree is complete without a Starro topper!
Batman - One Bad Day: Mr. Freeze #1
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Alfred: You seem angry
Jason: I'm not angry. I'm just in harmony in a super hostile way.
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
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my humble Stardew Valley Spouse review, in birthday order 💜 I love my boywives & girlhusbands.
(edited to fix a typo in the graphic lol)
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Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats
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bruce wayne: Hmm...let me think...
alfred pennyworth: Don't hurt yourself.
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ill post this here too cause its funny
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