#pause to read the whole thing

[feistyfox47]

He got his dick stuck in a tube 🤣🤣

They all know it too 🤣😭💀

#funny #i'm dead lol #humor #meme #cute #its giving dead #it do be like that #feistyfox47 #tumblr milestone #writers on tumblr #dick in a box #cylinder #small dick humiliation #pause to read the whole thing #wtf did i do #wtf did i just read #wtf did i just watch #wtf did i just witness #wtf did i just write

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy very belated birthday.. I hope you had much time celebrating by digging for tubers : )

I'M DIGGING FOR TUBERS! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

#fanart #PIO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! This is truly so so so delightful to look at. #The roundness...the delightful way you have drawn the ears and boots... #I would commit wildlife conservation crimes and pick this beast up in the wild. Consequences be damned that thing can dig for tubers. #(I have not made a tag for posts with my cowboy cat but I think I need to change that). #Now that I'm reading this whole post again I realize how much of it really sets the tone for my blog. #Does the art look funny? Yes. But I still show up to do it! #I can digging for tubers (make art and enjoy it) #Some people might be here enjoying my process ironically but I have to take myself seriously...much to think about. #I can also go admire my real tubers and give them words of affirmation while they hibernate. #Thank you for also giving me a moment to pause and reflect Pio. An incredible doubled pronged gift <3

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

it does something incomprehensible to my little writer’s soul whenever alex articulates a phenomenon of the writing process i’ve always picked up on and then goes on to describe it in exactly the same way

#when i first heard him say this when i was watching the interview i legit had to pause the video for a moment #because it was like he’d actually taken my words straight out of my mouth #literally for years i’ve been fascinated by the little timeless pocket between dusk and dawn where there’s so much freedom #to explore creativity uninhibited and unobserved and without fear of consequence #the way it allows you to create things almost as if they don’t really exist #or like the rest of the world doesn’t #and the magic of that freedom #like if you create things on the cusp of dreams it’s almost as if they don’t count #they’re liberated from any usual self doubt or self criticism that invades the imaginative space during the daylight #why am i making myself sound like a creative vampire 😭 #i’m going to stop rambling in the tags now sorry #i fear absolutely none of this makes sense #kudos to anyone who’s read the whole way through this #the gist of what i’m trying to say is that it’s such a special feeling when someone whose writing you adore and connect to so much #puts into words elements of the process that have always resonated with you #and this is just one example too #right i’m going to stop rambling now #but one last thing before i go #on a more superficial note: can we appreciate how softly spoken and soft fluffy haired he is here?? 🥺 #alex turner #humbug era #arctic monkeys #alex vid #lulu posts

[nonebutyou]

me in my mid-20s looking for a father figure because my dad suddenly turned out to be not very nice after having a wholesome and well rounded upbringing yes what i need in my mid-20s is a new dad

#ghoulcy #sorry #pausing the heartbreak and severe self hatred and low self esteem #if i see one more father daughter post i— #my main reasoning is just like the post i just read they fully said oh i was expecting to ship them #but then they cut/bit each others fingers off and that stopped the romance for me uwu #sorry so dads do that? HOH #also like idk if i’m desensitised or whatever but i am a wedding ring truther #this is fallout it’s all OTT and gross it’s so far away from being real life like #i also love max btw and lucy do has 2 hands like my bestie said #but the wholesome #lucy max thing made me feel like ok this is too much too soon this is like ironic right? #and also i’m a max x dane truther dane had heart eyes the whole time

[icewindandboringhorror]

recent lounging babey images

#he's so floppy recently and I hope it's just the heat. I think wamr weather makes everyone floppy and loungy #a beauntifulle boye... #cats #STILL working on posting some drafts. finishing new poll adventure.. other things... It's just hard with the weather and other things going #on. I've had a few more doctors appointments and other things to do recently that have to be done in a time limit #so I hvae to use my extremely limited energy working on that instead of doing the things I'd really rather do. :T #Main focuses though are keeping up better with doing and posting costumes + sculptures as main creative things. at least finishing the #main poll adventure story. Reworking the game I kind of abandoned for a few years. keeping up with game videos and a few other side things. #Especially the game though. I've been in a really worldbuildy mood recently. I just wish that was easier to manifest into something. I've #now put the worldbuilding slideshow reading video on pause for a while because it's SOOO long to do #and I think I should prioritize making games and stuff instead. but still other things. IT's just kind of like.. I have a whole world and #everything very built and planned out but now.. what do I do with it? what's the best way to share that? factual slideshows just going over #the information like a dictionary? make it into a game? write short stories? do art attached to the world? etc. etc. ?? There are so many #potential avenues I end up kind of flip flopping between them a lot because none really seem more beneficial than the others and they all #seem equally enjoyable and also equally hard so. It's like?? I guess just do what the hell ever and hope I made the right choice in terms o #cost benefit and reward for my time lol. ANYWAY.. Also why I'm in my 'trying to make friends' era still because I think having other creat #ive friends can help you find direction like.. people will meet each other and then go 'hey lol just for fun lets start a project together! #and then like 5 years later it's genuinely become something. etc. having other people to help weed out ideas and start small creative teams #together and etc. I feel is a very beneficial part of networking or whatever but also I have the social capacity of a stale bread roll and #am also inherently unrelatable to seemingly a majority of people due to my hermit wizard swag (detachment from general society and hyper #focus on fantasy worlds in my head gjhghj) so trying to meet people as a grown adult with social issues is Very easy and fun (it is not) #even very basic things like my core communication style is so incompatible with a lot of people it's like.. hhhh... People in this modern #age have GOT to stop being afraid of phone calls and/or text that is longer than 6 paragraphs. Work with me here. I WANT to talk to you. bu #I do not know what your emojis mean and it's physically impossible for me to type less than 85 sentences. please.. hhjgjgb #AAANYWAY!! I am working on things when I can given the circumstances (SUMMER).. hopefully some costume pictures and stuff soon. :'3 #I've not forgotten about my art and etc. - as usual I just am bad at social media and also functioning if it's above 65F lol

[80yearoldmanmoodboard]

My ADHD riddled ass who hasn’t finished a real book since 5th grade somehow managed to sit down and read The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life In Tapes in its entirety yesterday and in my completion of it I’d like to share excerpts of the Sleep Experiment Cooper did on himself in College:

#twin peaks #Dale Cooper #The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life In Tapes #I somehow read an ENTIRE book yesterday #I spent the whole day sat down just READING #it was fucking insane #I read from ~2:20 to 10:14 #I paused twice for short food breaks #but for the majority of that nearly 8 hour period I was READING A BOOK #y’all don’t realize how little I’ve actually read full books #I figured out I can finish a book if I just listen to it but even that doesn’t always work #actually the last time I finished a book was when I read upside down magic in 4th grade #this was like a 195 page book and I FINISHED IT #I’m so bad at finishing things I’m proud of myself

[rystiel]

ruby feels like a bit of a mix of rose and amy 👀

#she’s gonna be a great companion i can feel it #and i <3 15 !!!!! #spoilers ofc so like. don’t read if u don’t want to read it #i like that they had the doctor pause and be all depressed a bit #like with the whole 14 slowing down and getting therapy and whatever thing i was thinking 15 wouldn’t be shown to be dealing with his past #& ig i was a bit worried they’d make him too happy and stable lmfao 💀 #but he’s still the sad babygirl he’s been before so amen to that <3 #😭😭😭 #ANDDDD THEY’RE BRINGING BACK A FOCUS ON FAMILY DYNAMICS !!!!!! #like there’s so much development with her family and getting to know them already #doctor who #15th doctor #ruby sunday #doctor who spoilers #the church on ruby road

[quetzalpapalotl]

I got my Mtmte notebooks vol 3 and 4 today!

Which actually got here weeks ago but I had them delivered to a friend's house bc of reasons and then ahe left on a trip and just gave me the notebooks today when I met her. I had honestly forgotten so it was a nice surprise.

#maybe i should read them and then return to rereading the whole thing which i put on pause

[megaclaudiolis]

柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第二十回 「望みの先に」 ​​​

#柄本佑 #tasuku emoto #光る君へ #hikaru kimi e #1x20 #made by me #fujiwara no michinaga #藤原道長 #he's slaying but at the same time so boyish in this episode???? #the stink eye he gave tadanobu #the pouty face when yukinari sent him too many files to read #the arm-crossing when tomoko asked him to let her handle the curse thing #the whole “you're angry?? you ARE angry. SORRRYYYY” convo with sister Akiko #I can't I don't want her to dieeeeeeeee #that 'desu' after a LOOOONG pause #so friggin cute #on the other hand KORECHIKA #lmao welcome back cold bitch michinaga

[placeinthisworld]

I’m so second hand embarrassed about the “so high school” song the fact that she put this out at the age of 34 and swifties find it romantic?

it’s honestly so cringey. you just know she’s gonna listen back on it in ten years and be like “what kind of crack was i on when i wrote this one?”

#answered #anon #anonymous #i listened to it once and i couldn’t make it through i paused it speed read the lyrics and clicked.m next 🥴 #like girl how are u not embarrassed by that whole thing

[astrxealis]

okay rambles but i started creatively writing in like ... 5th grade? and. oh god just a little encouragement to anyone looking to get into writing or insecure or whatnot, but HELLS, maybe it's to he expected with my (obviously) very young age and inexperience with writing then, but my writing was really. yeah. Yeah. but then i'm what... a lot older now, obviously, and my writing has gotten leagues better. i'm probably not a good example for this bcs childhood years development stuff are different etc etc BUT practicing writing more and whatnot really does go a long way :]

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #my writing in 2020 is a lot different than my writing now even! especially so compared to my writing from 2010s #reading a lot of media is also really important :] i always read a lot of books BUT i only started to really read poetry since the pandemic #which were uh basically my early teenage years so idk if i'm a good example for this bcs childhood brain development and stuff (???) #BUT STILL ..... playing games like ffxiv and being really invested in the lore and writing + reading more poems and being fascinated with #more authors and pieces of literature + expanding my general vocabulary knowledge whatnot ... it all really goes a long way! #oh man i'm pretty proud of myself actually. i do love my writing. as imperfect (as all things are) it is. #i had a lot of Pauses with writing throughout my uhh relatively short life thus far since i'm NOT yet an adult and all aha but yeah! #so bless ffxiv again for bringing back my writing spirit... and other medias and whatever <3 #rn i have to thank bg3 for bringing back my Creative Spirit bcs i've been writing a lot more again and having/working on my creative ideas!! #okay i just wanted to ramble a bit lol ^_^ there! #idk my being a writer is very important to me. and my journey as one too. #i want to make a book one day! most feasibly would be to make a collection of short stories :] a bit similar to 'm is for magic' maybe bcs #i grew up with that lol neil gaiman i adore you <3 #i have a very special original world in my head but i am a little selfish and want to keep them all to myself... oops. or who knows! #anyway i have a lot of ideas and i adore writing and literature sooo much <3 #anyway. okay. leaving it here. #cheering on every writer author whatever out there !!! unless you're a sucky person of course yuck bigots but yeah ^^ <3 #huge writing inspo for me is uhhhhhhhh. thinking #ffxiv! does ffxiv count. esp drk quests. and shb as a whole. and then... edgar allan poe? neil gaiman? yeah? #can't remember anyone else good gods but i love vivid and imaginative storytelling and writing descriptively :] a bit of prose but also #quite simple in its eloquence (???) unsure honestly oh gods anyway BYE rambles over apollo signing off beep boop AGHHHHH (screams)

[confetti-critter]

The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I

#the good old 'I don't feel like doing anything including doing nothing and I want to go to bed but I know I'm not tired' #WEH. #I'm enjoying typing but I don't want to commit to practicing typing for real so I'm just making excuses to type more #I was looking at custom ESC keycaps because I was thinking about that whole community of ppl obsessed with keyboards and like I get it I #like the clicky clacking and keyboards can look so pretty but some of those key caps man wtf. #why would you want 3D transparent donald duck ESC key from temu what is wrong with you #saw a set of key caps that were little kittys with little kitty ears n I was like fuuuuuuuuuck #49.00 USD probably 100000 CAD+shipping goto helllll #I was thinking about what if I had like confetti keycaps and a custom kittycake esc key or like an actual little cake and matching desk mat #or even just a new cute mousepad cuz mine is old as fuck and I spilled vegetable cream stew on it once #and then I was thinking like sighhh and wouldn't it be cool to have arcade carpet on the stairs leading down to my basement hovel and #rainbow lights along the ceiling corners and what if I painting my bedroom like I wanted to do and sighhhhh #I haven't been wasting my money buying shit like that but I'm thinking about it again. #but the same thing stopping me from doing anything at all is stopping me from wasting my money which like that's good I guess??????? #gosh I really like typing why did I stop doing daily typing practice #oh yea The Thing Stopping Me From Doing Anything At All #meow meowm meow meow meow #ok I really gotta tear myself away from my computer and brush my teethses and try going to bed #I already played minecraft earlier it's fine I didn't do NOTHING tonight it just feels like I did #and tomorrow is another day #and next week is a short work week thank fucking christ almighty #literally cuz its easter sunday and he was in that tomb but he escaped or whatever he did #thanks jeezy boy #you maybe shoulda milked it for like half a week at least #moved the big ass boulder like have an inch at a time #*pause for laughter* #that s from my new stand up comedy routine do uiuop like it djfskll;askjdgflksjdflksajdflksjdf the dsjalkjfolidasfgjoiweljsdalkjflskdjflak #meowww #I am the only one I know on here who 'talks' this fucking much about absolutely nothing #I do all this and my poor followers can click read more and spend time reading alllllll this garbage

[chaoticeddie]

downloaded a browser that will read out webpages and has a bunch of different voices to choose from and works really well with ao3 and holy shit my life has been CHANGED

#suddenly i no longer have the excuse of 'well i need to do that task but i'd rather be reading fanfics' #cause HA now I can just listen to the fic!!! #I think I'll probably only do it with fics that I've already read before unless desperate #like unless I'm super into a fic #cause it does have a couple issues with tone and pronunciation and pauses that I can really only navigate with fics I'm familiar with #it does a surprisingly good job with everything though #amd so far I haven't run into any issues with it reloading a page and losing my place #and it has a whole bunch of different settings for speed and pitch and sleep timers and stuff #it's been very nice so far! #it's called audify btw! #it's on the google play store at least #no one tell me if there are issues with the app cause I think I'd already be devastated to lose it #I got a couple things done today that I've been meaning to do for like a week

[thecherrygod]

man knowing that there are parents out there controlling what their kids watch and read is. wild to me. like as soon as i was able to read subtitles i was sitting in the living room with my family watching whatever the fuck my parents wanted to watch. the first tv series i watched was sopranos i think, to the point its been long enough that i dont remember a lot of it. like. i feel im at the opposite side of the spectrum there

#my posts #like im not saying that was a good thing exactly but like i am the age that you could see fucked up shit online easier than now anyways #but like. i saw a post about parents controlling what their kids read and it made me think of this #also a friend told me when dexter was airing his mom didnt want him watching it and he kinda did it in secret #im a year younger than him. i was asked if i wanted to join and watch #“hey we are gonna watch (movie that clearly isnt for kids) wanna watch with us?” “i dont want to be alone in my room. yes” #worst case scenario sometimes movies got paused and i got asked if i understood what was going on in there #like maybe that did something positive to my comprehension skills? but still #im not complaining i just. it confuses me so much #i wont lie i really dont remember a lot of those movies or shows tho #i remember the very basic plot of 24. i remember more about lost and dexter and house even if the way we watched it was #weird bc it was pirated dvds lmao. im completely lost at sopranos and i think i watched t hat shit twice. the whole thing #but like movies?? i really dont remember them a lot. unless ive seen them more than once and some of them were more like teenage years then #its kind of a huge blank and movies blending together. i also think this is kinda why i dont watch stuff a lot currently dsiugh #anyways yes back out of the rant. i genuinely dont get it. i mean i get it bc its a controlling thing but. man

[theamazingannie]

People are out here defending skipping scenes in shows cuz they’re “boring” or watching at 2x speed because they just care about consuming content rather than watching or reading art and this is exactly why media do so shit these days cuz executives KNOW that they’ll be able to sell content that isn’t great just because it holds enough attention and why bother taking the time and money to make good art when it’s not necessary to make money?

#and i say this as someone with bad adhd whose attention span is shot to hell #i have to regularly pause movies and tv shows and will sometimes read a book a page at a time #cuz my attention span is that bad #but If i dont like something or think it’s boring #I’ll stop watching it #and find something else #at worst I’ll rewatch something for entertainment if I can’t invest energy in something new #but i would never disrespect a piece of media by skimming through it #aside from stuff required by schools but that’s when I have to read something not by choice #otherwise if just abandon it #like it kinda breaks my heart as a writer #the idea that someone would just skim through my carefully written work #where every scene means something #just cuz it’s not as exciting #idk the whole thing just sucks #and i wish people would acknowledge that this is bad rather than try to justify it