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chaoticeddie · 11 hours
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Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate
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chaoticeddie · 11 hours
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mom listen. you need to help me order this shirt. yes, it says "call me a 737 cause i've got a few screws loose and I sucked a guy off". trust me it's very creative. you don't get it because you don't follow corporate crime in aerospace
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chaoticeddie · 12 hours
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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chaoticeddie · 13 hours
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unfollow me if you feel like it but fuck tony or tommy or whatever his name is, i hate that guy. he is ugly and waxy and his eyes are empty and evil. he looks like he would be a good cop. fuck him and fuck everything he stands for. i hope he gets fired and has to pursue a career in mushroom farming. i know my grandmother would hate him too tbh
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chaoticeddie · 13 hours
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this machine is useless
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chaoticeddie · 14 hours
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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chaoticeddie · 14 hours
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I don't watch The Bachelor because I don't like reality TV especially that type but I was getting on HULU (to rewatch 911) and this the first thing that came up.
Is it just me or does that suit look familiar or at least very similar?
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chaoticeddie · 14 hours
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Voting Blue in Alabama!
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chaoticeddie · 14 hours
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THE FAMILY WE CHOOSE everywhere, everything - noah kahan
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chaoticeddie · 16 hours
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Amazing Art by @amber_emmi
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chaoticeddie · 16 hours
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apologize to him
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chaoticeddie · 16 hours
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It’s valid if you are not into the same interest as someone whether that’s a hobby, their favourite band, show or etc. But it’s completely rude and unnecessary to go out of your way to act like you’re disgusted or appalled by their taste. If someone invites you to partake in a hobby you’re not into, it’s okay to say “that’s not my thing but I hope you have fun!” But comments like “ugh, that’s so boring. I don’t know how you could love something like knitting” aren’t necessary and can be hurtful and make someone feel ashamed/embarrassed.
This also includes joking comments about someone’s favourite things like “wow, someone needs to teach you about good music” or “it’s okay. I can still be your friend even if your taste sucks”.
Please just let people enjoy their interests without making them feel bad about them.
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chaoticeddie · 17 hours
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dude's doing some small penis humiliation shit to this snickers bar
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chaoticeddie · 17 hours
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chaoticeddie · 17 hours
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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry
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chaoticeddie · 17 hours
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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
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chaoticeddie · 17 hours
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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
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