That’s why it’s so painful when she hears this e-mail. Which isn’t true, right? Ava doesn’t- She’s not there because she’s being paid. She does love Deborah. They’ve developed this intimate relationship. [...] You want [Deborah] to have a partner, you know? And then it’s like ugh, fuck. This girl ruined it.
Paul W. Downs, on The Official Hacks Podcast: Quid Pro Quo (with D’Arcy Carden)
Pairing: Randy Orton x Reader
Word Count: 1,123
Description: You're upset that Randy decided to invite friends over instead of spending time together.
Warning: A little smut, some oral male receiving enjoy
Got this idea from Randy pulling on Paul Heyman's tie last night and just the man existing. Also realized I only have one other piece of Randy writing and its only from Christmas which is a problem in itself, so I needed to fix that.
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You knew you were in for it when Randy’s expression tightened, the two of you were entertaining friends for the day. It had been a while since the two of you had been alone since he was busy away at work most of the time. You were hoping it would just be you two for the day but that was quickly lost when he told you that your friends and his coworkers would be over in an hour after walking up. Putting on a smile after sighing you got ready and had spent most of the morning and into early afternoon talking over a large range of topics. Followed by one of Randy’s favorite lunches you had prepared especially for him.
Everything was going well until you felt that all too familiar itching desire to have Randy put you in your place. You couldn’t help it, the time apart and now him being right here but not having laid a hand on you since he got back home. Was driving you mad with want and the need to be as bratty as you possibly could. You’d had enough practice where your friends wouldn’t take notice but Randy sure would.
Like when you purposely spilled his drink down his white shirt to see the fabric cling to his body or questioned him on everything he said under your breath. The occasional snide comment here and there that got a chuckle from everyone else but a narrowing of the eyes from your boyfriend. When your guests finally left, and the door closed you watched as Randy stood staring at the closed door.
Very quietly you backed up and slowly turned to start making your way from the hall.
“Don’t move another step y/n.”
Staring at him in shock you frown, he never called you by your name unless he was referring to you while talking to someone.
“That’s not what you call me.”
You huff crossing your arms as he turned towards you, his eyes pinning you to the floor as he locked the front door.
“You think you deserve to have me call you by anything else when you were being such a brat?”
“Regardless of what I do I am always a nickname.”
Stomping a foot, you watch as he actually had the nerve to chuckle at you turning you quickly leave the living room.
“I don’t remember telling you to move.”
“Well, I don’t remember asking you.”
Randy stopped short just for a moment as he watched you, so this was the game you were playing when his schedule was clear for the rest of the day, and he planned on using it to his full advantage. You didn’t hear him following you up the stairs, only knew he was there when a hand grabbed the back of your neck. Guiding you into the bedroom Randy closed the door and released his hold on your neck spinning you to face him.
“What was with that attitude today?”
“What attitude?”
“You still choosing to be a brat?”
“Yep.”
Popping the “P” you watched him with a smirk waiting to see what he was going to do, Randy rubbed his chin and nodded slowly. A faint chuckle reaching your ears, you could feel your body run cold as he slowly started walking towards you. Randy reached out, capturing your chin in his hand and pressed you into the wall.
“Someone upset because they haven’t got the attention they’ve been wanting?”
Your silence was the only confirmation he needed; Randy leaned over pressing a kiss to your forehead.
“I’m sorry we’ve been so busy, and that this morning was a surprise to you. I’ve just been trying to get everything done before turning our phones off for the next two days. I didn’t forget that you need attention.”
You could feel the bratty behavior slowly slipping away and offered a small smile that was until he scooped you up over his shoulder and carried you towards the bed. Sitting Randy laid you over his lap and slapped your ass quickly a few times.
“What the fuck?”
“Oh language that pretty mouth should only be used for two things right now sucking daddy’s cock and telling him how badly you want this.”
Biting your lip to hold back the moan you gasp as his hand connects with your ass again.
“I know you want to moan baby why don’t you?”
“Because I don’t want to.”
“Mmm, I always love when I have to fuck the brat out of you.”
Gently pushing you off his lap Randy captured your chin again watching as your eyes widen when he starts sliding his free hand under your shirt. Feeling your soft skin as he made his way down to your shorts.
“I missed you while I was away.”
He mumbled his thumb sliding back and forth across your bottom lip before pushing it between your lips. His other hand found its way into your panties where his finger dragged along your slit that smirk that made you first fall for him crossed his features again.
“I knew you always enjoyed when daddy slapped that pretty ass and this just confirms it.”
A soft whimper left your throat as you sucked his thumb feeling one of his fingers slide into your pussy with ease. Randy inhaled through his nose as he watched you. It always made him weak in the knees to see you like this. Feeling his cock straining against his pants Randy stepped back and pulled them down, licking your wetness from his fingers while you worked to free him from his boxers. Your lips wrapping around him had Randy groaning in pleasure.
Your tongue flattened as you slowly took more of him in your mouth, your head slowly moving back and forth as your cheeks hollowed to form a suction. Randy’s fingers tangled in your hair as he started moving his hips watching as you choked a bit when he hit the back of your throat. Tears springing to your eyes as you moaned softly.
“That’s it brat let daddy use your mouth fuck so wet.”
Randy’s head fell back for a moment as he tried to collect himself before looking back down at you. The sight of you choking on his cock made it twitch in your mouth. Pulling you off he picks you up dropping you on the bed.
“We’ll finish that later but right now I need to fuck you before I lose my mind.”
He spreads your thighs pressing a kiss to each knee then slowly slides into your wet heat both of you moaning as your walls stretched to fit him. You knew that you were in for a very long night.
ello. ive just recently come across your blog ! wonderful art ! i was wondering if you could draw John and Paul during the Yellow Submarine years ? big fan of them <3 all love from Liverpool x
AVA I KNOW THATS YOU you are not getting yellow submarine mclennon yaoi anymore
neverendingromance was mentioned so im gonna list the gliscor ships on there for the Funny real quick
-Carriershipping, gliscor x pachirisu. assuming its bc of the "look at this shit, pachirisu" image where gliscor carried her in the anime
-Coldclawshipping, gliscor x froslass. ok. can see some toxic yuri in this one
-CrossFrenzyShipping, gliscor x torterra. i think its bc of that time gliscor got her shit rocked by frenzy plant. zero stars, i dont think shes into that.
-CuteMonsterShipping, gliscor x cherrim. cute actually :3 i remember seeing some stuff on pixiv so maybe thats where this specific one is from
-DarkHoldShipping, gliscor x giratina. based. you could make a ties that bind joke out of this i think. asha if she were a little more unhinged while she was in the ttb dimension.
-FlockShipping, ash's gliscor x paul's gliscor. YURI MENTIONED!!!! do not personally agree bc that is her mom in my eyes but it makes me think of the fic where paul was like attacking everyone and their gliscors just started making out and it pissed him off.
-gliscorshipping itself apparently goes to a pedophilic ship so i think we need to reclaim that.
-NightwishingShipping, gliscor x togekiss. this would also make for good yuri. its amos and ava adjacent too so also good yaoi. love wins all around with this one.
-PsuedoBugShipping, gliscor x flygon. genuinely already ship this one YAY
-RazorShipping, gliscor x weavile. claw yuri... also online name mentioned and i will take it
StingerShipping, ash's gliscor x paul's drapion. CHANTING DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!! so happy tears streaming down my face with this one
I’ve never in my life used tumblr to post on. I can barely work a cell phone and I’m supposed to be from the more tech savvy generation. I apologize if this looks like shit. If anyone has tips to make it look good that would be real appreciated.
Also. There will eventually be smut on here so if you ain’t matte enough to read it. Just don’t. There will be fluff too but if you’re too young. Don’t read the smut.
When requesting it would be greatly appreciated if you gave a small plot summary/idea or prompt. It makes it easier for me and I feel it makes it more interactive for you all :)
Will do:
Most things including, Fluff, Smut, angst, fantasy, modern, horror(I’ll try), soul mates, oc stuff , x reader, canon x canon. All gender pairings, slashers, monsters, etc.
Even if something isn’t on this list, I still have a right to decline writing something if it makes me uncomfortable.
✎Fandoms✎
Life is strange
Chloe Price, Rachel Amber, Kate Marsh, Nathan Prescott, Victoria Chase, Warren Graham, Mark Jefferson, Frank Bowers. Sean Diaz, Cassidy, Finn McNamara, Penny. Skip Matthews. Alex Chen, Gabe Chen, Ryan Lucan, Steph Gingrich. Others if requested.
Detroit: Become Human
Connor, Kara, Markus. Hank Anderson, Elijah Kamski, Gavin Reed, Rose Chapman, Josh, Lucy, Luther, Simon, Leo Manfred, North, Perkins, RK900, Ralph.
Fallout 4
Cait, Nick Valentine, Paladin Danse, Robert MacReady, Curie, John Hancock, Deacon, Piper Wright, Preston Garvey, Sturges, Strong.
Resident Evil 8
Alcina Dimitrescu, Karl Heisenberg, Donna Benneviento, Salvatore Moreau.
The Last of Us
Joel Miller, Ellie Williams(pt2), Tommy Miller, Bill(MxM only), Tess, Henry. Haven’t played much of Part 2 yet.
Too many to list. I’ll do the main cast. Any others will be by request.
This is taking a long time. I’m not listing all the characters from here on. Just assume I’ll know them on request. I’ve been working on this for like three hours.
Fantasy(modern or medieval). Zombie apocalypse. Cryptids. I might even do some OC design requests and stuff eventually.
Please I’m begging y’all to request something. Anything. Please. I’m not 100% sure how commenting or whatever works, but please just request anything. Idk how to set up a request button so just commenting works
Rating KH Character Vocal Performances (English Dub)
(This list only uses KH original characters, Final Fantasy guest stars, and the Disney characters who are main characters involved in the KH original storyline)
GOD TIER:
Billy Zane as Ansem/Terra-Xehanort (KH1)
Derek Stephen Prince as Vexen/Even (All Appearances)
Christopher Lee as DiZ/Ansem the Wise (KH2 and Days)
Paul St. Peter as Xemnas (All Appearances)
Mark Hamill as Master Eraqus (BBS and KH3)
Leonard Nimoy as Master Xehanort (BBS and 3D)
Christopher Lloyd as Master Xehanort (KH3 DLC & MoM)
Kathryn Beaumont as Kairi’s Grandmother (BBS)
Susanne Blakeslee as Maleficent (All Appearances)
Jim Cummings as Pete (All Appearances)
Wayne Alwine as King Mickey (KH1 and KH2)
TOP TIER:
Hayley Joel Osment as Sora (KH1, Re:CoM, KH2 and KH3)
Hayden Panettiere as Kairi (KH1, KH2, and BBS)
David Gallaghar as Riku (KH1, Re:CoM, KH2, BBS, 3D, and MoM)
Richard Epcar as Ansem/Terra-Xehanort (3D, 0.2 BBS, and KH3)
Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck (All Appearances)
Bill Farmer as Goofy (All Appearances)
Bret Iwan as King Mickey (BBS)
Eddie Caroll as Jiminy Cricket (KH1, Re:CoM, and KH2)
Joe Ochman as Jiminy Cricket (Re:Coded and KH3)
Jesse McCartney as Roxas (All Appearances)
Meaghan Martin as Namine (Re:CoM and Days)
Brittany Snow as Namine (KH2)
David Boreanaz as Leon (KH1)
Doug Erholtz as Leon (KH3 DLC)
Christy Carlson Romano as Yuffie (KH1)
Mae Whitman as Yuffie (KH2)
Chris Edgerly as Cid (KH3 DLC)
Steve Burton as Cloud (KH1 and Re:Coded)
Quinton Flynn as Axel (Re:CoM, KH2, and Days)
Shanelle Grey as Larxene (Re:CoM and KH3)
Dave Boat as Lexaeus/Aeleus (Re:CoM and BBS)
Corey Burton as DiZ/Ansem the Wise (Re:CoM)
Alyson Stoner as Xion (Days and KH3)
Kirk Thornton as Saix (All Appearances)
James Patrick Stuart as Braig/Xigbar/Luxu (All Appearances)
Ryan O’Donohue as Demyx (All Appearances)
Robin Atkin-Downes as Luxord (All Appearances)
Will Friedle as Seifer (KH2)
Justin Crowden as Hayner (KH2)
Sean Marquette as Pence (KH2)
Jessica DiCicco as Olette (KH2)
Corey Burton as Yen Sid (KH2, BBS, and KH3)
Jeff Bennett as Merlin (All Appearances)
Rachel Leigh Cook as Tifa (KH2)
Matt McKenzie as Auron (KH2)
Hedy Burress as Yuna (KH2)
Tara Strong as Rikku (KH2)
Gwendoline Yeo as Paine (KH2)
Luke Marinquez as Little Sora (BBS)
Ariel Winter as Little Kairi (BBS)
Kirk Thornton as Isa (BBS)
Quinton Flynn as Lea (BBS)
Jason Dohring as Terra (0.2 BBS and KH3)
Jesse McCartney as Ventus (BBS and KH3)
Hayley Joel Osment as Vanitas (BBS and KH3)
Ben Diskin as Young Xehanort (Re:Coded, 3D, and KH3)
Lara Jill Miller as Chirithy (X Backcover, KH3, and MoM)
Ray Chase as the Master of Masters (X Backcover)
MID TIER:
Alyson Stoner as Kairi (Re:CoM)
Richard Epcar as Ansem/Terra-Xehanort (Re:CoM and BBS)
Shaun Flemming as Tidus (KH1)
Molly Keck as Selphie (KH1 and KH2)
Doug Erholtz as Leon (KH2)
Mae Whitman as Yuffie (KH3 DLC)
Andrea Bowen as Aerith (KH3 DLC)
Keith Ferguson as Marluxia (Re:CoM and KH3)
David Dayan Fisher as Xaldin/Dilan (KH2/FM and BBS)
Meaghan Martin as Namine (BBS, Re:Coded, KH2 FM, and KH3)
Hayden Panettiere as Xion (3D)
Brandon Adams as Rai (KH2)
Jillian Bowen as Fuu (KH2)
Melissa Disney as Vivi (KH2)
Crispin Freeman as Setzer (KH2)
Corey Burton as Yen Sid (Re:Coded, 3D, 0.2 BBS, and MoM)
Willa Holland as Aqua (BBS, 3D, and 0.2 BBS)
Rick Gomez as Zack (BBS)
Ty Panitz as Little Riku (BBS)
David Gallaghar as Young Xehanort (BBS)
Matthew Mercer as Ira (X Backcover and KH3)
Travis Willingham as Aced (X Backcover and KH3)
Kevin Quinn as Gula (X Backcover and KH3)
Karissa Lee Staples as Invi (X Backcover and KH3)
Isabela Moner as Ava (X Backcover)
Matthew Mittleman as Luxu (X Backcover)
Michael Johnson as Ephemer (X Backcover and KH3)
Madison Davenport as Nameless Star (KH3 and MoM)
Vince Corazza as Ienzo (3D, KH3, and MoM)
Zachary Gordon as Hayner (KH3)
Tristan Chase as Pence (KH3)
Ashley Boettcher as Olette (KH3)
Drake Bell as Young Eraqus (KH3)
Dylan Sprouse as Yozora (KH3 DLC)
LOW TIER:
Hayley Joel Osment as Sora (Re:Coded, 3D, and 0.2 BBS)
Alyson Stoner as Kairi (Days, 0.2 BBS, KH3, and MoM)
David Gallaghar as Riku (Days, Re:Coded, and KH3)
Richard Epcar as Ansem/Terra-Xehanort (KH2)
Wayne Alwine as King Mickey (Re:CoM)
Phil Snyder as Jiminy Cricket (Re:Coded and 3D)
Dee Bradley Baker as Wakka (KH1)
Mandy Moore as Aerith (KH1)
Steve Burton as Cloud (KH2)
George Newbern as Sephiroth (KH2)
Chris Edgerly as Cid (KH2)
Vince Corrazza as Zexion (Re:CoM, KH2 FM, and Days)
Corey Burton as Ansem the Wise (3D and KH3)
Quinton Flynn as Axel/Lea (Days Movie, 3D, and KH3)
Jason Dohring as Terra (BBS)
Willa Holland as Anti-Aqua (KH3)
Rutger Hauer as Master Xehanort (KH3)
Bret Iwan as King Mickey (all post-BBS appearances)
SHIT TIER:
Lance Bass as Sephiroth (KH1)
Mena Suvari as Aerith (KH2)
Willa Holland as Aqua (KH3)
Corey Burton as DiZ/Ansem the Wise (BBS, Days Movie, and MoM)
So the cover of my book journal has me feeling like uncultured swine again, because all the book titles on it are famous couples/duos in literature, tv shows and movies etc and at least half of them have me like: ?????
I'm enough of a nerd to want to know where they're all from, and it's been bugging me for years. But Googling them feels somehow unsporting to me. lol (Plus I think some of the spellings are French?)
So...see a pair you recognize? Let me know. 🙏
~ Couples Listed ~
Fanfan & Alexandre = ???
Lana & Clark = Superman
Paul & Joanne = ???
Andromacue & Hector = The Iliad/Greek Mythology
Leonard & Salaì = ???
Orpheus and Eurydice = Greek Mythology
Lisbeth & Miriam = ???
Mathilde & Manech = ???
Chimène & Rodrigue = ???
Emma & Dexter = ???
Yves & Pierre = Yves Saint-Laurent and Pierre Bergé
Arlequin & Columbine = ???
Julien & Mme de Rênal = The Scarlet and the Black
Edward & Vivian = ???
Edith and Marcel = ???
Marty & Jennifer = Back to the Future
Franck & Ava = ???
Jack & Rose = Titantic
Elisabeth & Richard = ???
Chouchou & Loulou = ??? (The hell kind of names are those? lol)
Roger & Jessica = ??? (Idk the first thing that jumped to mind was Roger & Jessica Rabbit lol)
Figaro & Rosine = The Marriage of Figaro
Christian & Anastasia = 50 Shades of Grey
Leeloo & Korhen = ???
Abelard & Héloïse = medieval historical romance, unsure of details
Valmont & Cecile = Dangerous Liaisons
Sam & Molly = ???
Gaston & Melle Jeanne = ???
Drazic & Anita = ???
Don Juan & Charlotte = Don Juan/Don Giovanni
Mike & Susan = Desperate Housewives
Helen & Paris = The Iliad/Greek Mythology
Quasimodo & Esmeralda = The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
Rachel & Ross = Friends
Marilyn & John = Marilyn Munroe and John F. Kennedy?
Satine & Christian = Moulin Rouge
Dorian & Henri = The Portrait of Dorian Gray
Tarzan & Jane = Tarzan
Edward & Bella = Twilight
Nino & Amélie = Amélie
Mulder & Scully = The X-Files
Arthur & Paul = Arthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine
Harry & Sally = When Harry Met Sally
Sandy & Danny = Grease
Benny & Joon = Benny & Joon
Toi & Moi = ???
Maverick & Charlie = Top Gun
Candy & Anthony = ???
Odysseus & Penelope = The Odyssey/The Iliad/Greek Mythology
Thelma & Louise = Thelma & Louise
Titus & Berenice = Titus and Berenice is a 1676 tragedy by Thomas Otway.
Ariane & Solal = ???
Paul & Virginie = Paul and Virginie by Jacques-Henri Bernardin de Saint-Pierre (1788).
Johnny & BB = ???
Cyrano & Roxane = Cyrano de Bergerac
Marius & Fanny = ???
Chloe & Colin = ???
Adam & Eve = The Bible
Tristan & Iseult = Tristan and Isolde
Bonnie & Clyde = the historical Bonnie & Clyde
Popeye & Olive = Popeye the Sailor Man
Simone & Yves = ???
Buffy & Angel = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Lauren & Humphrey = Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart?
Carrie and Mr Big = Sex in the City
Harry & Ginny = Harry Potter series
Clarence & Alabama = ???
Alceste & Célimène = ???
Lancelot & Guinevere = Arthurian legend
~*~
Edit:
From @theduchessofboredom
#arthur & paul could be art (arthur) garfunkel and paul simon #paul & virginie is the title of a famous 18th century novel #nino and amélie is definitely Amélie :) #yves & pierre are yves saint-laurent and pierre bergé
From @that-laj
Marty & Jennifer are from Back to the Future, if they’re the Marty and Jennifer I think they are.
@didoscity
Mike and susan are from desperate housewives (embarassed to know this). Also arthur and paul are definitely, to me, arthur rimbaud and paul verlaine. sorry for simon and garfunkel 😂
oh and titus and berenice is the name of a tragedy by corneille!
A/n- FORGOT TO MENTION!!!!! For Chicago fire I will do Stellaride x reader any gender. It's gonna be poly remember I am taking requests. I could also do brettsey x reader. On Cloverfield poly relationship I could do Beth x Rob x reader. Jason x lily x reader
Hud x reader x Marlena. For demon slayer! (This one is not really poly but I'll give it a shot) Uzui x his wives and reader. Tankana x reader. ZenNezu x reader. AoIno x reader. I can make all these poly platonic or affectionate if only you guys want.