#ouat incorrect quote

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Hope (to Killian & Emma): You guys are the best parents in the whole world!

Killian: No.

Hope: No, what?

Killian: You want something and the answer is no, you're just too young.

Hope: You don't even know what it is......

Killian: What is it?

Hope: I wanna date.....

Killian: No, you're just too young. Emma, I got it right!

#ouat incorrect quote #hope swan jones x gideon gold #captain swan #once upon a time #hope swan jones #killian jones #emma swan #ouat #hope alice jones #gideon gold #hope whenever she asks killian for something #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect quotes #george lopez quote #george lopez #source: george lopez show

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

#rumbelle #rumplestilskin #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #rumple #mr gold #robert carlyle #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #ouat belle #belle ouat #belle french #belle gold #emilie de ravin #the enchanted forest #incorrect quotes #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat fandom #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #ouat crack #funny ouat #storybrooke #ouat characters #ouat humour #rumbelle incorrect quotes

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

#incorrect emma swan #incorrect swan queen #swan queen #emma swan #regina mills #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

#incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #emma swan #regina mills #once upon a time #incorrect quotes ouat #the evil queen #the saviour #emma x regina #regina x emma #swanqueen incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swan queen #humor ouat

[goosin-around]

Emma: yeah ive been really into true crime podcast's recently

regina(trying to flirt): oh wow thats crazy ive actually been a main suspect in seven different murder cases

#regina mills #emma swan #swanqueen #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #ouat humor #ouat imagine #ouat incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes #storybrooke #enchanted forest #the enchanted forest #lana parrilla #jennifer morrison

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: If you ever feel embarrassed remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to only be gay at night.

Regina: The Gay Knight Rises.

#regina mills #emma swan #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: tumblr

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

#incorrect quotes #ouat #swan queen #emma swan #regina mills #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #once upon a time

[ouatincorrects]

#ouat #once upon a time #belle french #ouat belle #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #mr. gold #killian jones #rumbelle #incorrect quotes #text post

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Henry: What are the hardest things to say? Snow: I was wrong. Regina: I need help. Emma: Worcestershire sauce.

#once upon a time #swan queen #ouat #emma swan #regina mills #emma x regina #incorrect quotes

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: What’s it like dating me?

Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?

#once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect quotes #incorrect once upon a time quotes #ouat incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swanqueen incorrect #Regina mills #Emma swan #emma x regina #swan mills family #ouat headcanon #ouat crack

[str8up-vanilla]

Death: The time has come for me to drag your soul down to the depths where it'll-

Killian: Yeah cool just let me ask my wife real quick.

Death: What? No! T-that's not how this w-

Killian: She said no and that she'll meet you behind Granny's at 6.

#Emma bout to f-- death up #emma swan #killian jones #captain hook #captain swan #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Melody: Oh! Because you're too afraid to ask Hope Swan-Jones to go with you. Gideon: That's not true. That's not true at all. Melody: [Begins her chicken dance] Chaw-chee-chaw-chee! Gideon: What is that? Is that a chicken? Malcolm: What's this? Melody: Gideon is scared to ask out Hope. Gideon: No, I'm not. Malcolm: This is priceless. [Starts chicken dancing with Melody] Malcolm: Caw-ca-caw-ca-ca-caw! Gideon: Oh, come on. Those aren't even birds!

#once upon a time #ouat #gideon gold #cygnet scholar #ouat incorrect quote #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat next generation #hope swan jones #ouat gideon gold #ouat hope swan jones #ouat cygnet scholar #light and dark #emma swan #killian jones #captain swan #rumbelle #rumplestilskin #belle french #source: arrested development

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

#rumbelle #rumplestilskin #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #rumple #mr gold #the dark one #robert carlyle #emilie de ravin #belle french #belle gold #ouat belle #belle ouat #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat fandom #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #ouat crack #funny ouat #ouat characters #the enchanted forest #storybrooke #incorrect quotes #rumbelle incorrect quotes

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Incorrect Hazbin hotel quote (x ouat)

Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful. Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am. Husk: Debatable. Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D

#this probably isn't funny to people who haven't seen ouat #god my posts are too niche #hazbin hotel #staticradio #(in an i respect that alastor is aroace way) #but their banter is just great and vox clearly has a crush on alastor #source: once upon a time #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel husk #niffty #ouat

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

#incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #regina mills #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #emma swan #emma x regina #regina x emma #the evil queen #the saviour #once upon a time #incorrect quotes ouat #swanqueen incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swan queen

[goosin-around]

Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Emma: A doll.

Emma: A cinnamon roll.

Emma: A sweetheart.

Regina:

Regina: ...stop it.

#regina mills #emma swan #swanqueen #swan queen #regina x emma #emma x regina #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat #ouat imagine #ouat incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes